the freaking spaceship game was stupidly impossible, and my bottled anger from 25 years ago drove me to this video, thank you for letting me vent I feel much better now
26:39 Saving the invention of Writing ✏️ 52:00 Saving the invention of Sausages 🌭 1:21:35 Saving the invention of the first modern Bike 🚲 1:46:57 Saving the invention of the Wheel 🚗 2:13:42 Saving the discovery of Germs 🦠 and the proper way to make Milk 🥛 safe to drink.
The robot maze was one of my immediate favorites of this, but back then I never seemed to get past the second maze in Level 3. It's simply amazing that you can take time to plan out all the jumbled pieces together! :)
Sterilizing milk was discovered in 1865. Yet it took a long time until you could test for illnesses in cows' milk. Back in the 50s, a lot of kids got bovine TB from infected milk and had to lie still in splints in hospitals for months. When they had the splint taken off, they had to learn to walk all over again.
Mission 1: Writing Polly’s Wrongs Mission 2: Socking it to Polly! Mission 3: Boosted Bicycles Mission 4: Deal with the Wheels Mission 5: The Heat is On!
0:39 The first people didn't write on word processors, they wrote on clay tablets. 28:53 Old socks? That's not it! The outside of the world's first sausage was made of animal intestines. 54:24 The first modern bicycle wasn't powered by twin jet engines, it was powered by the rider's feet. 1:23:55 The first wheel wasn't used for a steering wheel. It was used for making pottery. 1:49:21 How stupid can Polly Sparks get? You can't make milk safe to drink by heating cows! You make milk safe to drink by pasteurizing it after milking the cows.
Let's not forget that it was reused on Kim Possible where The Possibles ride down to another place to visit Nana Possible, in an extended scene from Stripes where John and Russell are on a military ✈ and 🐈scratch for episode intros. Besides, it was also heard on Pirates of the Caribbean which is a dark and flume ride located in Disneyland (Anaheim, California). Stephen Foster wrote it. Did you know that? On an episode of iCarly which was called, "iStakeout", Curtis Armstrong as the store clerk sang and played this song on an acoustic 🎸. It was also reused on an episode of Catstratch where Hovis plays it on the tuba after disguising himself as Mrs. Edna Cramdilly. The name of the episode of that show is "The Ghost of Cramdilly." My dad told me that this song was also heard in the movie, "Blazing Saddles" and the TV show, "30 Rock."
Well there's also the security room we see Polly in. Maybe the bedrooms and bathrooms are close to the security room and all of them are actually 'behind us' on the first floor. We just don't find out about the bedrooms and bathrooms because they aren't necessary to the plot.
There's a staircase on the first floor between the kitchen and the art gallery. I guess there's an extra floor separate from the biosphere and Shrinkamatic where the bedrooms and bathrooms are, that are accessible from that staircase.
Sausages are delicious. Please try them sometime, Mr. Eight-Three-One. You may find them at any 🏪 near you. 👏🏻! I told my parents that The Babylonians invented these meaty food products that are placed in a casing in 3,000 B.C. in The Middle East. 👦🏻, were they impressed to hear that?
Sir, if I may make one tiny request - if only as a bonus video, after the game is completed, could you go through all 25 of the quiz questions? I would like to hear how the teacher corrects Polly on her ridiculousness. :)
Justin Carawan Meh, I'm really tired of this game. I've actually already finished the last part and it will upload tomorrow, but after two playthroughs of this game in the same proximity of each other, you really start to get annoyed, so it probably won't happen for a while if I ever do choose to do that.
Mr. Eight-Three-One Okay. Maybe somebody else has it. Thanks anyway. And thanks for all the time you spent on this. Though, between you and me (so to speak), I wish this game had harder levels. Even at level 3, the game can get kinda boring about half-way through.
Justin Carawan I think this game could have been a lot more engaging if they dynamically adjusted the difficulties as you moved along, and if it turned out to be too hard they could turn down the difficulty as an anti-frustration feature. As it stands, though, the game just gets too repetitive too quickly. I honestly can't believe they thought 3rd graders would actually have this kind of attention span...frick, I don't even know if most third graders could finish this game in the span of a school year!
Mr. Eight-Three-One lol I typically played these games during summer as a way to keep up. But I actually think I completed this one in less than a month. I'm pretty sure I didn't complete JumpStart 1st or 2nd grade, though. And actually, with the way this game could have gone, the antagonist of the 1st grade game - the only one with an antagonist to steal your progress (the bully) - would have been better suited for this game. The true irony is that 1st grade was the only game to have an actual enemy in it that truely did anything and the remaining games got easier because they didn't do anything. Kinda backwards if you ask me. Heck, 2nd grade didn't even have an enemy, just a goal. Probably why I didn't complete it - lost interest. And the Clue Finders games were just as bad, we have enemies, but they never do anything to impede progress. And those were games that looked like they were inspired by Indianna Jones - where's the fun in a setting like that if the villains don't fight back?
@@MrEightThreeOne When I was a kid I loved this game. I made it my mission to finish the game. Then my dog got ahold of it and I was never able to finish the game.
***** I'm honestly not going to complain, it's my favorite activity. I remember the first time I played this I kept getting the Biosphere...THAT was painful.
No, because that would make that answer also correct. It's supposed to be an incorrect answer. I think it's close to weiners to throw you off, but yeah, that was intentional.
Mr. Eight-Three-One I still have this game (not know if it still works) I've always wondered what the wrong answers say but that's too much work this brings back so many memories thank you for playing and stopping Polly
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I wish I still had a Windows 95 computer and this game. I LOVED LOVED this game and I would play even when I was no longer in 3rd grade
the freaking spaceship game was stupidly impossible, and my bottled anger from 25 years ago drove me to this video, thank you for letting me vent I feel much better now
26:24 When a robot from a 24-year old game gives you more praise than anyone in real life.
Before you say anything more, can I just tell you how amazing you are?
26:39 Saving the invention of Writing ✏️
52:00 Saving the invention of Sausages 🌭
1:21:35 Saving the invention of the first modern Bike 🚲
1:46:57 Saving the invention of the Wheel 🚗
2:13:42 Saving the discovery of Germs 🦠 and the proper way to make Milk 🥛 safe to drink.
The robot maze was one of my immediate favorites of this, but back then I never seemed to get past the second maze in Level 3. It's simply amazing that you can take time to plan out all the jumbled pieces together! :)
Sterilizing milk was discovered in 1865. Yet it took a long time until you could test for illnesses in cows' milk. Back in the 50s, a lot of kids got bovine TB from infected milk and had to lie still in splints in hospitals for months. When they had the splint taken off, they had to learn to walk all over again.
Mission 1: Writing Polly’s Wrongs
Mission 2: Socking it to Polly!
Mission 3: Boosted Bicycles
Mission 4: Deal with the Wheels
Mission 5: The Heat is On!
The biosphere theme is really dope. I would love to hear a metal version of it
i love botley's dialogue with sockbot in the time machine xD
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I do as wells
Me too. It makes me feel glad that I eat very little meat. Socks? Get real? I'd rather eat the animal intestine hot dog than that.
I remember my dad getting the sock robot while I was at school once so I had one extra robot that I didn't do and I got really confused XD
0:39 The first people didn't write on word processors, they wrote on clay tablets.
28:53 Old socks? That's not it! The outside of the world's first sausage was made of animal intestines.
54:24 The first modern bicycle wasn't powered by twin jet engines, it was powered by the rider's feet.
1:23:55 The first wheel wasn't used for a steering wheel. It was used for making pottery.
1:49:21 How stupid can Polly Sparks get? You can't make milk safe to drink by heating cows! You make milk safe to drink by pasteurizing it after milking the cows.
Polly was bored during her test so she made up her own answers.
We miss you Robin Williams.
And Christine Cavanaugh, and Dick Bakalyan (Dinky).
Loved playing this game!
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I love this song
Window into the past
26:46 ✍️
52:06 🌭
1:21:41 🚲
1:47:03 whether world’s first wheel
2:13:51 🦠
It’s funny how they added the actor Robin Williams and Christopher Robin from Disney Pooh
Loved this game!
This game made me wish Msytery Mountain was a real walk-in play area.
Just one upload left. Can't wait. :D
Camptown races takes me back to Robin Hood Daffy.
Let's not forget that it was reused on Kim Possible where The Possibles ride down to another place to visit Nana Possible, in an extended scene from Stripes where John and Russell are on a military ✈ and 🐈scratch for episode intros. Besides, it was also heard on Pirates of the Caribbean which is a dark and flume ride located in Disneyland (Anaheim, California). Stephen Foster wrote it. Did you know that? On an episode of iCarly which was called, "iStakeout", Curtis Armstrong as the store clerk sang and played this song on an acoustic 🎸. It was also reused on an episode of Catstratch where Hovis plays it on the tuba after disguising himself as Mrs. Edna Cramdilly. The name of the episode of that show is "The Ghost of Cramdilly." My dad told me that this song was also heard in the movie, "Blazing Saddles" and the TV show, "30 Rock."
@@andreapatane4204 👍
I apologize her my misdirection, it's been forever since I played this game. However, the flytrap does do something if you zoom in on the biosphere.
Y'know, it's occurred to me that this mansion has a kitchen, but no proper bedrooms or bathrooms. Do Polly and her father sleep on the floor, or what?
Well there's also the security room we see Polly in. Maybe the bedrooms and bathrooms are close to the security room and all of them are actually 'behind us' on the first floor. We just don't find out about the bedrooms and bathrooms because they aren't necessary to the plot.
There's a staircase on the first floor between the kitchen and the art gallery. I guess there's an extra floor separate from the biosphere and Shrinkamatic where the bedrooms and bathrooms are, that are accessible from that staircase.
12:04- Don't you mean venom Polly? Scorpions sting their prey with venom, not poison.
I just realized, does Polly have the same voice as Judy Funny?
No. Does sound similar, though.
Sausages are delicious. Please try them sometime, Mr. Eight-Three-One. You may find them at any 🏪 near you. 👏🏻! I told my parents that The Babylonians invented these meaty food products that are placed in a casing in 3,000 B.C. in The Middle East. 👦🏻, were they impressed to hear that?
Oh such a good f$ck
1:15:25 wouldn't a cowbell also work it's a percussion instrument and makes noise when you shake it
Dillon Barnes Not quite. You use a stick to hit the cowbell. HANDHELD bells make a noise when shaken.
Sir, if I may make one tiny request - if only as a bonus video, after the game is completed, could you go through all 25 of the quiz questions? I would like to hear how the teacher corrects Polly on her ridiculousness. :)
Justin Carawan Meh, I'm really tired of this game. I've actually already finished the last part and it will upload tomorrow, but after two playthroughs of this game in the same proximity of each other, you really start to get annoyed, so it probably won't happen for a while if I ever do choose to do that.
Mr. Eight-Three-One
Okay. Maybe somebody else has it. Thanks anyway. And thanks for all the time you spent on this. Though, between you and me (so to speak), I wish this game had harder levels. Even at level 3, the game can get kinda boring about half-way through.
Justin Carawan I think this game could have been a lot more engaging if they dynamically adjusted the difficulties as you moved along, and if it turned out to be too hard they could turn down the difficulty as an anti-frustration feature. As it stands, though, the game just gets too repetitive too quickly. I honestly can't believe they thought 3rd graders would actually have this kind of attention span...frick, I don't even know if most third graders could finish this game in the span of a school year!
Mr. Eight-Three-One
lol I typically played these games during summer as a way to keep up. But I actually think I completed this one in less than a month.
I'm pretty sure I didn't complete JumpStart 1st or 2nd grade, though. And actually, with the way this game could have gone, the antagonist of the 1st grade game - the only one with an antagonist to steal your progress (the bully) - would have been better suited for this game. The true irony is that 1st grade was the only game to have an actual enemy in it that truely did anything and the remaining games got easier because they didn't do anything. Kinda backwards if you ask me. Heck, 2nd grade didn't even have an enemy, just a goal. Probably why I didn't complete it - lost interest. And the Clue Finders games were just as bad, we have enemies, but they never do anything to impede progress. And those were games that looked like they were inspired by Indianna Jones - where's the fun in a setting like that if the villains don't fight back?
@@MrEightThreeOne When I was a kid I loved this game. I made it my mission to finish the game. Then my dog got ahold of it and I was never able to finish the game.
9:42, Aaaaaaaai aaai aaaaiii.
I am Jose Jalapeno.
You jalapenos, you love me, you do.
You love jalapenos I give my stick to you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII AI AAAAAAAIIII!!! AUDIOS *Muffled lyrics*
@@22kingdomheartsfan this es so funny JAJA :)
Monty used to freak me out when I was little... and he still kinda does. Why are his eyes so far away from his mouth?
How many times did you have to find the Georgia O'Keefe photo? Polly kept giving me that clue over and over.
Did you know you can play the keys of the organ in the Music hall?
No, I didn’t. You click with the 🖱in order to play the 🔑s on the organ which is located in the 🎶 Hall.
I assume he does; he demonstrated it in the first episode.
@@andreapatane4204 You can also play the organ using the number row on your computer keyboard!
1:10:38 That's my Sign
March 2nd
How did it feel to get the Virtual Collection four times in a row?
***** I'm honestly not going to complain, it's my favorite activity. I remember the first time I played this I kept getting the Biosphere...THAT was painful.
If Snoopy Brown saw that, he'd say, "Bleah".
I got the 🎶 hall 5 times in a row!!!
Polly Is A Spoiled Bratty Little Girl
Just like the Ashley's from Recess.
30:34 Don't worry cause here comes Oakie Doke
My Character is Monty Monitor in 19:20, 44:27, 1:14:12, 1:39:51 and 2:06:29.
Really? What does he say in these time codes? He’s a card even though he guards the time machine.
52:36- Sock Sausages?! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Sausages are made from animal intestines? That's DISGUSTING! Give me good ol' hot dogs any day!
(ahem) Sorry for my Frank-furt honesty. (rimshot)
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Pun Resistance! Open the door now!!!
Frog performance 30:18
At 45:21 shouldn't that say wieners not whiners?
No, because that would make that answer also correct. It's supposed to be an incorrect answer. I think it's close to weiners to throw you off, but yeah, that was intentional.
Mr. Eight-Three-One I still have this game (not know if it still works) I've always wondered what the wrong answers say but that's too much work this brings back so many memories thank you for playing and stopping Polly