0:38 That edit absolutely killed me. Growing up, I never in a million years would've thought I'd be pushing 30 years old and be this entertained by a RUclips channel about canned fish. The sound effects when you throw the box never gets old. Cracked me up once again. I love you Matthew. So glad you're back. I think this was definitely one of your best videos to date. Gonna go eat some dines now.
Thank you so much Matt. The uploads recently have been Fantastic and I have been looking forward to anything new for weeks. I'm going through stage 4 cancer now, and your videos completely make me forget about my problems. Keep it up man you are 👍 awesome
Some great ideas! Except my luck, I’d probably be the only one eating the seafood while she ordered a cheeseburger…. Wait a second! What a GREAT idea!!! Lol! 😊❤
Took 15 years for my wife to start experimenting with my French cheeses, which she first thought smelled like a dead body. Nowadays shes a big fan. If you cant beat them, join them.
I enjoyed this! You're killin' me with the date night. Ummm.. I'd probably be cordial and then wonder a lot. Heehee. Nice seeing you around. I haven't seen your videos in a while, but i'm catching up! Best regards always
jesus christ, i bought my frist can of kipper snacks and anchovies because of your videos. The canned fish industry should be required to give you a % due to your videos.
Hi Matthew, good to see you back in Fish Files, thick in the action, recommending us the absolute best. Thanks :) (you been away for some time, Slow Jabroni had to post an upload!)
Pre-coital? For Mrs. Brit deenz would at best be post-coital or the casus belli for coital-negation. Those scallops though ... a suggestive form in a naughty sauce!
@@CannedFishFiles scallops on a bed of sticky rice. Now that's housecat approved! 👶 Take that for lunch and eat it in the George Costanza Boardroom with a fork and knife! He doesn't ask his Mother for permission.
You had me in culinary ecstasy until the sea urchin roe (uni). Sea urchin needs to be absolutely FRESH, meaning you get a live one, send it into the Great Beyond, and eat it raw. Good sea urchin corals are firm, creamy, and a bit floral to the palate. I know from experience. Those canned ones were mush.
Looking at the thumbnail I was worried you were going to make "prison haggis" with a condom and a bunch of mushed up seafood. Maybe I need to spend less time on the internet...
Another sweet video flick only this one is rated M for Mature Audiences Only. The good stuff will always make you harder than Chinese arithmetic and her wetter than a shampooed water buffalo. On another note...I need to order the Espinaler small bottle to take to work. I have the big bottle and the sauce is got dang guud! Critics say its just vinegar and dried pimento and it is but its really more complex than that in its simplicity. I poured some into a little 3 oz bottle and took it to work the other day and splooged it on a tin of Nuri's as well as a tin of Brunswick sprats. It was da kine and broke da mouth goodnessess!
Discovered your channel last week and have binged every video, great stuff. But why no mention of one of the OG canned fish companies Chicken Of The Sea. I know they are not a premium brand, but I would love to see a review of some of what they offer... Thanks for the hours of entertainment.
@@JJblunden I'd reccomend at least the fishy freaks 😉, the shoutout alone is epic enough to justify the cost for at least 5 years. And to be memorialized in the canned fish files? That's for life amigo.
@FranciscoGalarraga but you can get them canned. I remember crack em open at the library. I was asked to leave because of the smell😂😂😂😂 but they are so good.
Man You need to do a huge every canned sea food you’ve tried teir list. And take it super serious lol. I’d watch the whole damn thing even if it was like 2 hours😂
Thanks for the great content. Hey, quick question: should I include a side of rice? I think it would be a great way to ease her into my sea urchin. Thanks for all the great content.
Me eating canned fish partially led to my divorce.
If you whip out the tinned fish you’ll know if she’s really into you or not.
What if you're hung like a tuna can
@@j2kerrigan then Hell with the fish imho
Fish wives are a rare breed
What if she really likes you, but hates fish?
@@djjackson-pickett7558 no, she must also love the fish.
0:38 That edit absolutely killed me. Growing up, I never in a million years would've thought I'd be pushing 30 years old and be this entertained by a RUclips channel about canned fish. The sound effects when you throw the box never gets old. Cracked me up once again. I love you Matthew. So glad you're back. I think this was definitely one of your best videos to date. Gonna go eat some dines now.
Chicks dig when you eat the tail.
I see you’re stepping out of your comfort zone (and ours). Weird it out, fam. I’m here for it! 😂
Nothing says hot date like the bottle of Picante Salsa Espinaler.
Obviously the perfect date night also involves binging the back catalog of canned fish files
Thank you Matthew. We all missed you and are glad to have you back. This is the perfect lead up to Valentine's Day.
Thank you so much Matt. The uploads recently have been Fantastic and I have been looking forward to anything new for weeks. I'm going through stage 4 cancer now, and your videos completely make me forget about my problems. Keep it up man you are 👍 awesome
🙏
❤️
I wish you well, dude!
@@PhatChin thank you bro
7:58 “creamy, briney sensations” is wild af 😂
At least the facial expression on the cartoon octopus shows it is fully aware of it's predicament. They truly are intelligent animals.
0:38 bruh! Lol! How do you even find a clip like that! Not judgin',, just wonderin. Just subscribed! (not just because of the clip). Peace!
Hearing seduction and sardines in the same video just blows my mind. Love your channel
How long does a restraining order last? Asking for a friend.
Some great ideas! Except my luck, I’d probably be the only one eating the seafood while she ordered a cheeseburger…. Wait a second! What a GREAT idea!!! Lol! 😊❤
Wee över hear in gjömany really love the squid in ink, it matches tze leather (whiplash)
Judging by his other videos, I never thought he'd make even slightly suggestive jokes but his jokes in this video were HILARIOUS
Ur a g my dude, this got my blood flowing.
Took 15 years for my wife to start experimenting with my French cheeses, which she first thought smelled like a dead body. Nowadays shes a big fan. If you cant beat them, join them.
”Raw doggin' it." 😂😂
Wasnt expecting a dolphin rape scene lmao. What are we even doing here!?
After a long journey of nuris I couldn't find them at the Italian store and bought five different tins of matiz and my God I'm in love.
I already loved you, and then you include one of my favorite moments from 🎞The Burbs? Thanks for a good time.
I was holding my breath as you opened the tin can! I kept saying: please don't take it off, it'll splatter!!!
Matthew, you are the best. I have started eating sardines because of you, and it is my great joy. Thanks for all you do and are.
I enjoyed this! You're killin' me with the date night. Ummm.. I'd probably be cordial and then wonder a lot. Heehee.
Nice seeing you around. I haven't seen your videos in a while, but i'm catching up! Best regards always
When he's 'raw doggin' it, you know it's over the rail.
Love how this video came up as a suggestion today, on valentines day lol
Thanks for the new vid! You're the best!
jesus christ, i bought my frist can of kipper snacks and anchovies because of your videos. The canned fish industry should be required to give you a % due to your videos.
Hi Matthew, good to see you back in Fish Files, thick in the action, recommending us the absolute best. Thanks :) (you been away for some time, Slow Jabroni had to post an upload!)
Pre-coital? For Mrs. Brit deenz would at best be post-coital or the casus belli for coital-negation. Those scallops though ... a suggestive form in a naughty sauce!
😂😂😂
This represents the dynamic in my household.
@@CannedFishFiles scallops on a bed of sticky rice. Now that's housecat approved! 👶 Take that for lunch and eat it in the George Costanza Boardroom with a fork and knife! He doesn't ask his Mother for permission.
@@CannedFishFilesyour in good company 😂
that video with the dolphin is WILD
I love this channel
Living for this content
Enjoyed that video! Gonna have some happy dates if they follow your lead Matty!
Love the variety we got in this vid. ❤️ This was great!
I need to get salsa espinaler! I've got a new box of espinaler scallops. Looking forward to them.
I just got mine yesterday. It’s so good!
@@321Cheryl Nice!!
Where do you get it?
@@polosprings1351 I got mine on Amazon, Poey.
@@polosprings1351 You can also get it from RTG.
first thing i think about when i think date night is fish breath
You had me in culinary ecstasy until the sea urchin roe (uni). Sea urchin needs to be absolutely FRESH, meaning you get a live one, send it into the Great Beyond, and eat it raw. Good sea urchin corals are firm, creamy, and a bit floral to the palate. I know from experience. Those canned ones were mush.
It’s been so hard to put my ideal man into words. Now I have a yt channel to illustrate it 😍
Oh Boy! Just in time for Valentine's Day.
That's some serious fish foreplay.
Looking at the thumbnail I was worried you were going to make "prison haggis" with a condom and a bunch of mushed up seafood. Maybe I need to spend less time on the internet...
Eww! 🤣🤣🤣
so, wondering why none's talking about 0:39?
I feel like I need a cigarette.
Best one yet my dood
Favorite video of yours so far.
This was hilarious! Love your vids
Dude definitely invites canned fish into the bedroom.
Possibly your best work here 😂
7:57 caught me so off guard, you're funny dude
Another sweet video flick only this one is rated M for Mature Audiences Only. The good stuff will always make you harder than Chinese arithmetic and her wetter than a shampooed water buffalo. On another note...I need to order the Espinaler small bottle to take to work. I have the big bottle and the sauce is got dang guud! Critics say its just vinegar and dried pimento and it is but its really more complex than that in its simplicity. I poured some into a little 3 oz bottle and took it to work the other day and splooged it on a tin of Nuri's as well as a tin of Brunswick sprats. It was da kine and broke da mouth goodnessess!
Your glass of milk is on fire.
Why do I love these videos so much lol! Your awesome!!!!
YUM! What was the total cost of all those tins in this video?!
Gorgar! I freakin love it bro! 🍻
I'm straight up turgid looking at these fish
Very nice. Thank you. (Please provide a link for your titanium chop sticks, I've been searching and can't find the ones you use...)
When the Espinaler comes out on date night 🥵🥵🥵
Your voice got about 3 octaves deeper in this video since the last one I watched.
What am I even doing here for the third night in a row..
Great video!!!!
Hell yeah brother. Glad you enjoyed the roe
"ah huh ah huh"
Lol. I date myself. I do this all the time for me myself and I
awesome video ty man!
Raw doggin the deenz one can at a time!
Go damn it, the best channel of canned sardines.
Discovered your channel last week and have binged every video, great stuff. But why no mention of one of the OG canned fish companies Chicken Of The Sea. I know they are not a premium brand, but I would love to see a review of some of what they offer... Thanks for the hours of entertainment.
What are we even doin’ here?
Ate a can of deens and watched your latest video, now watching this. Glad to see you back, Matthew
Your production is so good lol whoodathunkit! What are we even doing here? Give us a tour of your modular setup pls!
He has a full tour of the space on his patreon! Join the club! 🥫🐟
@@mattycruz Bawh gawh you sold me!
@@JJblunden I'd reccomend at least the fishy freaks 😉, the shoutout alone is epic enough to justify the cost for at least 5 years.
And to be memorialized in the canned fish files? That's for life amigo.
Terrific video! Loved it!
I want to try all of these now
Where can I buy those awesome ultra thin chopsticks, Matthew?
i know one day i will have enough courage to try sardines or some other canned fish
where were the poster cut aways?
They all look delicious! Happy Valentine’s Day ❤
Dude!!! You should try cornalitos fritos from Argentina. Those are a BOMB. stinky delicious
They only happen in those coastal regions tho 😭
@FranciscoGalarraga but you can get them canned. I remember crack em open at the library. I was asked to leave because of the smell😂😂😂😂 but they are so good.
Thanks!
Freakin Awesome
Love your energy in these videos! Keep it up brother.
Give her a can of Beach Cliffs in mustard and send her on her way.
That's a great collection of products - will look to get all of them
excellent
Love you matt
Drink the juice. You know you want to.
Best episode yet!
Thanks Hashem I didn't know sea urchin roe was a thing
The best can of sardines I had was packed in water and salt, while the evoo cans turned out extra fishy . Even the ones with lemon or Mediterranean.
Man You need to do a huge every canned sea food you’ve tried teir list. And take it super serious lol. I’d watch the whole damn thing even if it was like 2 hours😂
😂😂 missed ya brotha
Great video! Thank you
I cannot love your content enough
I hate that our beloved tinfish has been turned into a trend on TikTok
The canned fish and condom picture made me throw up in my mouth but i watched till the end.
Mussels, tails and octopussy… what else you will
The Burbs’!!
Thanks for the great content. Hey, quick question: should I include a side of rice? I think it would be a great way to ease her into my sea urchin. Thanks for all the great content.
Haha the best canned meats channel ever