I was signed up for the triathlon and a bike race for the Gay Games. on the way there, I had an esophageal tear, threw up LOTS of blood. ended up at U of Chicago hospital, in ICU, getting transfused, and missed the triathlon. was SO unhappy bout it. Got discharged, but had the bike race 3days later. the doc said I was still too anemic to finish, let alone win, don't even try. which made me mad. wish I could have remembered his name. I wanted to send a pic with me holding my gold medal in one hand, middle finger up in the other. so I missed seeing her in the opening ceremonies. I was really unhappy. P.S.... I'm from kansas city and knew quite a few people on the dart teams. Suzanne described them perfectly lol. but there were a few gold medals to them so it was cool :-)
oh, this is what I was looking for! I realize this has so many likes because of Shane-- but I love the story about the triathlon and the gf mix-up. Made me laugh so much first time I heard it. What is Suzanne up to these days? I want some new material
:D one of my cats is the feline version of Shane. She just struts around the place with her fur all fucked up and dripping wet. I've never seen her run or even walk fast. Everytime a dog tries to chase her or a car almost runs her over she does Shane's head tilt smirk thing and keeps walking and the dog/person is just like wtf?!
I got a bronze in darts. lol. Is her girlfriend that she talks about the same one she had been with 11 years, from her previous stand up, Live at the Village?
@LabakiTurbo Shane is a character from the show The L Word, the girl that plays her is really awesome, the character is... well a ladies lady to put it simply and Suzanne was joking about it cause people cheat on their gf's with Shane, and it was just awesome to see her, and have her play with their pet. lol
She is GREAT!!
I was signed up for the triathlon and a bike race for the Gay Games. on the way there, I had an esophageal tear, threw up LOTS of blood. ended up at U of Chicago hospital, in ICU, getting transfused, and missed the triathlon. was SO unhappy bout it. Got discharged, but had the bike race 3days later. the doc said I was still too anemic to finish, let alone win, don't even try. which made me mad. wish I could have remembered his name. I wanted to send a pic with me holding my gold medal in one hand, middle finger up in the other. so I missed seeing her in the opening ceremonies. I was really unhappy. P.S.... I'm from kansas city and knew quite a few people on the dart teams. Suzanne described them perfectly lol. but there were a few gold medals to them so it was cool :-)
The darts and pool players (billiards) -KCMO has those and some damn good bowlers, too!
omg lol i love her so much she is the best
She's hilarious. Thanks for uploading this.
"it wasn't me"... lol
i laughed really hard
The description of the dart players cracks me up every time cuz you know its accurate.
"25 lezzies ..." Laughing My Ass Off! =)
The triathlon bit got me good...fell off my chair...haven't laughed like that in forever ;P
This is so good.
i fucking love shane!
suzanne too......lol my day is complete if i can listen to at least one clip of suzanne :)
oh, this is what I was looking for! I realize this has so many likes because of Shane-- but I love the story about the triathlon and the gf mix-up. Made me laugh so much first time I heard it. What is Suzanne up to these days? I want some new material
:D one of my cats is the feline version of Shane. She just struts around the place with her fur all fucked up and dripping wet. I've never seen her run or even walk fast.
Everytime a dog tries to chase her or a car almost runs her over she does Shane's head tilt smirk thing and keeps walking and the dog/person is just like wtf?!
the dog with an attitude omg so funny
I wanna see a full stand up of this woman
If I had met Kate(Shane) I wuda died. Fucking love her lol.
OMFG
so funny, i loves her, do you have the rest of the show xx
My boyfriend is a triathlete and we're like twelve
Get a clue Gays....Join #walkaway
XD "I looked down at her...and it was SHANE!"
Does anyone know where I can watch this in full???
So darts is a gay game now? And if you play darts...you might get to share rooms with triatheletes?
Sign me up!
since when has darts Not been a gay game?
She has a deaf interpretor there :P
@xenafan15 Everybody is commenting on this final joke, but I don't get it... Who's Shane? :P What is it with her/him playing with the dog?
THE NEXT ELLEN DEGENRES
I got a bronze in darts. lol. Is her girlfriend that she talks about the same one she had been with 11 years, from her previous stand up, Live at the Village?
@LabakiTurbo Shane is a character from the show The L Word, the girl that plays her is really awesome, the character is... well a ladies lady to put it simply and Suzanne was joking about it cause people cheat on their gf's with Shane, and it was just awesome to see her, and have her play with their pet. lol
LOL, don't knock it, KCMO has some damn good gay dart players!
LOL im from KC ha ha ha
oh, wow, she's hilarious
...and if i were walking my dog and shane jumped out of a car (ok, kate moennig) i would take half an hour, too.
For that whole "moving" part of the program, did you lesbians forget your comfy shoes??
So...apparently....
I think shane and Suzanne should hook up! it would be hoTT!
Hahaha except the winter olympics have curling
@LabakiTurbo go watch the L word