Buying Every Cucumber on the Steam Market

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 года назад +19204

    The supermarket is empty where I live, there is no cucumber supply left and I am afraid

    • @averyrealnamethatismyname9495
      @averyrealnamethatismyname9495 3 года назад +311

      Oh no, not the cucumbers!

    • @youtubewanderer3347
      @youtubewanderer3347 3 года назад +75

      Sounds like something you would do hmmm

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 3 года назад +80

      It's not like shutting down the global economy could have any consequences, so

    • @mariocultleader6067
      @mariocultleader6067 3 года назад +29

      @@thespiffingbrit You forget the Divine MarioCultLeader is also infinitely wealthy. Its not just you that can purchase millions of cucumbers Spiff.

    • @mariocultleader6067
      @mariocultleader6067 3 года назад +17

      it seems quite inefficient to buy cucumbers out of supermarkets anyway. Personally I just buy the supermarket its much more efficient .

  • @IrelandVonVicious
    @IrelandVonVicious 3 года назад +5133

    When a digital cucumber sells for more than an actual cucumber.

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 3 года назад +218

      A digital cucumber with a countable number of pixels, no less.

    • @chadpunte1731
      @chadpunte1731 3 года назад +110

      has clearly never owned a CS:GO knife.

    • @IrelandVonVicious
      @IrelandVonVicious 3 года назад +22

      @@chadpunte1731 Nope. I'm a TF2 player. Tried CS:GO and didn't care for it.

    • @chadpunte1731
      @chadpunte1731 3 года назад +43

      @@IrelandVonVicious the absolute cheapest CS:GO knife when I played was 40 bucks.

    • @irvangb94
      @irvangb94 3 года назад +14

      Cucumber to the moon !!

  • @NorthoftheBorder
    @NorthoftheBorder 3 года назад +7895

    Forget GME, forget AMC, I'm putting all my money into Cucumber Stonks

    • @turtilee5989
      @turtilee5989 3 года назад +48

      Cucumbers are going to be big! Everyone needs to buy right now or you’ll be missing out!

    • @mitchellalexander8508
      @mitchellalexander8508 3 года назад +9

      This is commodities trading

    • @whole_caveman_or_lions_den
      @whole_caveman_or_lions_den 3 года назад +6

      Digital cucumbers taste the best! Just try it!

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 3 года назад +4

      Surely we can get cucumber companies into the ASX 500

    • @d1ssolv3r
      @d1ssolv3r 3 года назад +4

      they're floating around $2.40 now

  • @josipmujan3737
    @josipmujan3737 2 года назад +1274

    Only this guy can make a video long 20 minutes about buying cucumbers, what a legend.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt
      @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt Год назад +1

      bro yeah he is a legend
      D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

    • @chienstanliehlebrilla3731
      @chienstanliehlebrilla3731 Год назад +2

      i didn't even realize it was 20 mins long till I read your comment lmao, thought it was only 10 mins

  • @antoinelangevin2955
    @antoinelangevin2955 3 года назад +2884

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "It's...complicated"

    • @georgeskhater487
      @georgeskhater487 3 года назад +42

      Just say trading its easier to explain

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 3 года назад +28

      Literally this is just the job of economists and traders.

    • @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039
      @monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039 3 года назад +4

      Say you get tons of money by making other people starve without cucumbers

    • @gongarcia4071
      @gongarcia4071 3 года назад +2

      if in a friendly environment.
      i like to say "I earn 1/3 as a technician, and 2/3 playing crypo games"...

    • @vantilsley8633
      @vantilsley8633 3 года назад +3

      It's cucumberlated

  • @PossiblyNic
    @PossiblyNic 3 года назад +5854

    I used to do something similar in WoW years ago. I cornered the market of the White Kitten vanity pet. Its sold by a randomly spawning patrolling npc in Stormwind city, who only ever carries one. The pet was uncommon enough to get naturally that people would pay about 100 gold on the auction house. Which back then was a good amount. I hung out chatting with my guild instead of actually playing the game enough that I would just run his patrol route and find him sometimes more than once a day. I developed a surplus stock in my bank, only posting one for sale at a time and instantly buying anyone out who under cut me.
    And that’s how I afforded anything I ever wanted in game by becoming a corrupt kitten trader

    • @yurifan2537
      @yurifan2537 3 года назад +338

      Cool story, really, never played wow so there are little nuggets like this everywhere and it's always a fun read.

    • @J-Stoic
      @J-Stoic 3 года назад +294

      If your linked in profile isn't "Corrupt Kitten Trader" i'll be disappointed

    • @azuremystwow603
      @azuremystwow603 3 года назад +24

      Little Timmy sells it!

    • @PossiblyNic
      @PossiblyNic 3 года назад +22

      @@azuremystwow603 Yes! I had his patrol route on lock for a while there. Haha

    • @mxlxolm
      @mxlxolm 3 года назад +100

      You’re vile… and I may have bought a kitten from you at some point. I distinctly remember trying to get one from the damned trader with no luck, and then bought one from a player for yes… roughly 100 gold

  • @superplant0062
    @superplant0062 3 года назад +2734

    From 69 cents to 420 pound
    The universe is sending a message

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +30

      ‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @Hastalapizza66
      @Hastalapizza66 3 года назад +56

      Sometimes it scares me just how majestically spiff demonstrates the power of his brain after he drinks 420 cups of tea

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 3 года назад +31

      @@Hastalapizza66 There's no way Spiff would be content with only 420 cups, he consumes at least 42069, any less might make him go mad in a negative way

    • @Hastalapizza66
      @Hastalapizza66 3 года назад +20

      @@TaurusTheCrazyBull By the gods you're right, I've mistakenly miscounted the cups of tea, I'll be smote for my blasphemy for sure

    • @kiBe-
      @kiBe- 3 года назад +4

      RUclips videos of glock fade trade ups are just that popular

  • @ZeroutlawRBLX
    @ZeroutlawRBLX 2 года назад +986

    1 year later, the cucumber has never fallen back to its original price, it's at 0,63€ @ 15/12/2022

    • @dadodadokowski9108
      @dadodadokowski9108 2 года назад +124

      18.01.2023 and its still the same. I think the damage is there to last

    • @xXPodgodXx
      @xXPodgodXx 2 года назад +29

      0.72 usd rn

    • @optionalcoast7478
      @optionalcoast7478 2 года назад +7

      wow xi you should do this in china

    • @MeryddJ
      @MeryddJ Год назад +22

      I wonder what people think to a cucumber randomly being so expensive and think hmm... this is a marvelous investment 🥒

    • @Eurobeat.Jiguli
      @Eurobeat.Jiguli Год назад +4

      Banana cost 6€

  • @Svuem
    @Svuem 3 года назад +494

    5 pounds of cucumbers irl: Nice bowl of cucumber salad
    5 pounds of cucumbers on steam: Market manipulation

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +2

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад +6

      Who eats 5 cucumbers in a salad?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +2

      @@teathesilkwing7616 It's 7,3 cucumbers

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад +2

      @@EEEEEEEE hm we must be getting different weights for cucumbers, I got 400 grams

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +1

      @@teathesilkwing7616 It's many different cucumber sizes

  • @valentinfonyo6164
    @valentinfonyo6164 3 года назад +2612

    "Is it a smart financial move?" "No"
    "But is it the move I'm going to make?" "YES."
    That really got me

  • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
    @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 3 года назад +1696

    As a former TF2 scrap trader, you have no idea how deep this goes

    • @MultiGamerClub
      @MultiGamerClub 3 года назад +87

      @@thespiffingbrit There's that few people manipulating the market?

    • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
      @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 3 года назад +203

      @@MultiGamerClub there are reddit accounts that can change everything on a whim, also steam sometimes fucks up and people go actual bankrupt

    • @Plzbanme
      @Plzbanme 3 года назад +56

      @@MultiGamerClub Tf2 trade sites prices are set by the traders. The real valve is hidden.

    • @asbeltrion
      @asbeltrion 3 года назад +99

      @@DwarfElvishDiplomacy Yeah, remember the TF 2 unusual hats bug, that gave unusual hats 100% of the timesa certain crate was opened. That was fun.

    • @willichtenstein7071
      @willichtenstein7071 3 года назад +50

      @@MultiGamerClub The only reason Bill's hat and earbuds are on market for $6 and $10 each (Traders would want you to believe $20 or the mythical $50) is because of manipulation. Both were one time free promo items. Bills hat for owning left 4 dead and the ear buds for playing TF2 on a Mac. (There is the belief that those 2 were "safe tokens" in for expensive hat trading. But they stored value and fools got shafted when the hats could be sold on market.)

  • @GarryAndrews_
    @GarryAndrews_ 3 года назад +278

    This is actually a very good example of market manipulation, he controlled the pricing, and created awareness by having a trusted media source and network of engaged consumers. Very impressive

    • @user-rx1mb5fp7c
      @user-rx1mb5fp7c Год назад +8

      @@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt Except its actually a terrible example of market manipulation because the only reason the price went up was because he overpaid for them and then set a sales price higher than anyone would actually pay. At the time of posting the video, he has effectively paid about £75 for stock that people won't pay more than £30 for.

  • @TroaBarton
    @TroaBarton 3 года назад +658

    “Don’t look at the weird anime stuff, just look at the cucumbers.”
    Give my brain a moment to separate the two.

  • @ROBiNuelson
    @ROBiNuelson 3 года назад +11210

    This literally explains economy so well while being a joke

    • @Vexies
      @Vexies 3 года назад +11

      Ikr

    • @randokaratajev2617
      @randokaratajev2617 3 года назад +101

      True in some way. But did he actually manage to selle all his cucumbers and made a profit? Well if it didn't in a 20minute video then I'd suggest it didn't happen at all.

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 3 года назад +59

      Well, value of anything depends on its rarity or availability in market. One of the reasons diamonds are expensive is because of that. I urge you to search for how diamond market and it's artificial rarity was created for the sole purpose of making money. Coldfusion did a video on this topic or i forgot.

    • @arv7539
      @arv7539 3 года назад +14

      commodities being overvalued, realize noone wants to buy a cucumber for 10$ and the larger commodities market dies

    • @ranvirkapadia5942
      @ranvirkapadia5942 3 года назад +13

      No it doesn’t

  • @TheC0oky
    @TheC0oky 3 года назад +141

    Spiff in a few years:
    1. Finds 69 cucumber emojis in his Steam Inventory
    2. Checks the Community Market
    3. Sells them for 2 £ each

  • @blake.foster
    @blake.foster 2 года назад +258

    The algorithm is picking this video up, causing fluxuations in the cucumber market. Dammit Spiff, you're a genius!

  • @perry714.
    @perry714. 3 года назад +11330

    Let’s all be fair here your moderator is the real winner, he got you to make a video all so he could sell you 1 cucumber at 20p. My man is a pure hustler 😂😂.
    Jeez 10k likes lol

    • @Maquenaz
      @Maquenaz 3 года назад +392

      And didnt lose a cent

    • @Maquenaz
      @Maquenaz 3 года назад +208

      The real winner

    • @BFett-Human
      @BFett-Human 3 года назад +265

      And the current price on steam is $3.19 to buy and $1.51 to sell. It's amazing to me what people will be willing to spend for a simple emoji.

    • @laurivaisanen6918
      @laurivaisanen6918 3 года назад +264

      But its not mere emoji anymore, its Spiffing Brit emoji now.

    • @GHSTDEEJ
      @GHSTDEEJ 3 года назад +51

      @@laurivaisanen6918 Yeah i think he needs to change his slogan away from "Yorkshire Tea" and to "Cucumbers!"

  • @joshthompson8478
    @joshthompson8478 3 года назад +1037

    I can only imagine the guy who looked at his bot account and wondered why it bought a cucumber for 10 pounds

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад +31

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @davidburton9690
      @davidburton9690 3 года назад +68

      Quit buying cucumbers at 10, and I'll consider it

    • @ElectrifiedGremlin
      @ElectrifiedGremlin 3 года назад +22

      @@Fit4C dog god

    • @neortik7
      @neortik7 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @Jake-bt3fc
      @Jake-bt3fc 3 года назад +63

      @@Fit4C I have nothing to repent for. I am a perfect being above god himself. You shouldn't use "suffered" in the past tense, because he's suffering for me every day as he is locked in my basement.

  • @araghon007
    @araghon007 3 года назад +2895

    I like that he didn't realize he was selling the cucumber to himself at 60p

    • @69fox
      @69fox 3 года назад +262

      I didn't realize it either lol

    • @tylerhamlin
      @tylerhamlin 3 года назад +190

      I wouldn't have caught that if you didn't point it out.

    • @sambakker7563
      @sambakker7563 3 года назад +59

      It made me pull my hair out

    • @john_michael97
      @john_michael97 3 года назад +66

      He didn’t, he canceled the listing

    • @DerpySnake
      @DerpySnake 3 года назад +36

      I don't think you can actually sell to yourself, can you?

  • @RocketRidge
    @RocketRidge 2 года назад +73

    Almost a year later and the cucumber has officially sold at an average of $1 since may. That is great, thank you for this.

    • @xxTripleHBKxx
      @xxTripleHBKxx 2 года назад +2

      Thanks for posting the update. I just found this video today and was wondering how the market had responded almost a year out.

    • @user-In_Cognito
      @user-In_Cognito Год назад

      41$ now😅

    • @okolenmi7511
      @okolenmi7511 Год назад

      ​@@user-In_Cognito so it was a "smart financial move" while you are youtuber with so many subscribers.

  • @CZpersi
    @CZpersi 3 года назад +952

    Next video: “She Will Punish Them is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits”

    • @superchase4106
      @superchase4106 3 года назад +69

      Yes, the game everyone has recommended to them for some reason.

    • @badgermcbadger1968
      @badgermcbadger1968 3 года назад +3

      @@superchase4106 yep

    • @XionicAihara
      @XionicAihara 3 года назад +6

      That game hurts. I couldn't even get through 20 minutes of playing

    • @BlackQuest575
      @BlackQuest575 3 года назад +9

      @@XionicAihara well at least there is hot babes.... I mean yeah what a terrible game!

    • @XionicAihara
      @XionicAihara 3 года назад +1

      @@BlackQuest575 the reason I bought it lol. The facade is so apparent on the outside.

  • @AmasterfulJuice
    @AmasterfulJuice 3 года назад +1101

    spiff in 2050: this ponzi scheme is perfectly balanced with no exploits and legal and made me the 3th richest person in the real world!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 3 года назад +5

      @@thespiffingbrit hahahaha good one had a good laugh

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 3 года назад +2

      @@thespiffingbrit true

    • @zinzorius313
      @zinzorius313 3 года назад +19

      "Thith" richest person.

    • @the_redpyro4906
      @the_redpyro4906 3 года назад +13

      @@zinzorius313 "Threeth"

  • @AB-dx1co
    @AB-dx1co 3 года назад +404

    This channel made me realize that everything in life is a game

    • @TheMysteryDriver
      @TheMysteryDriver 3 года назад +37

      Games are just simple versions of real life.

    • @mk-v4660
      @mk-v4660 3 года назад +23

      Yes, it's a long and really hard game but damn that LORE it has, absolute banger

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 3 года назад +12

      And doing crime is just a risky speedrun money glitch strat

    • @XShrimpGodx
      @XShrimpGodx 3 года назад

      With the exception of Yorkshire Tea of course

    • @Mr3344555
      @Mr3344555 3 года назад +3

      @@TheMysteryDriver That's when life gets hard, life is easier than video games, just be yourself and stop thinking negatively. Your main character isn't lazy when he has to collect 10 quest items to prove his worth, your character doesn't walk when he travels towns. Life is easier than video games, we choose to make it harder because we're intimidated by it.

  • @cameroniandcheese1287
    @cameroniandcheese1287 2 года назад +32

    10 months later and this has still made an effect on the cucumber market

  • @peanutinc.7670
    @peanutinc.7670 3 года назад +599

    Alternative Title: "Spiff talks about his cucumber for 20 minutes"

    • @IndustrialBonecraft
      @IndustrialBonecraft 3 года назад +7

      Spiff: "Someone just brought my cucumber for £10!"
      Mango: "Well, I guess people make stupid decisions during lockdown..."

    • @Caboose1396
      @Caboose1396 3 года назад +2

      You too can purchase the rights to Spiff's cucumber for the low cost of 40p

    • @OneLeatherBoot
      @OneLeatherBoot 3 года назад +1

      All this cucumber talk, when it was probably just a gherkin.

    • @facyual9061
      @facyual9061 3 года назад +1

      plural ;)

  • @Sandels.J.A
    @Sandels.J.A 3 года назад +193

    And with all these transactions it's only steam that's winning. The steam marketplace is brilliant, create a few pixels for the mortals to fight over and trade while Gaben just sits on his throne and collects all the profit.

  • @brother282
    @brother282 3 года назад +1959

    Checking in a month and a half later, the cucumber is stabalizing at about $1, with a record setting sale of $13.89 (and $13.54 close behind) in early August. Super funny video especially after checking in on the market, love it!

    • @mrfishman9016
      @mrfishman9016 3 года назад +94

      now the record is $18.79

    • @mattisbadateverything
      @mattisbadateverything 3 года назад +11

      Pump?

    • @He92irn
      @He92irn 3 года назад +43

      And 13705 buy orders...

    • @villeupmal7570
      @villeupmal7570 3 года назад +48

      @@He92irn imagine people trying to buy cucumbers in hopes they could replace the end result of this video without actually finding their own market item to use for it.

    • @rifqyfadhilahrahman2498
      @rifqyfadhilahrahman2498 3 года назад +64

      @@villeupmal7570 That's the advantage of people who have capital and fame. They can influence people to join their pump and dump scheme.
      Even Elon (in the name of Tesla) has Bitcoin pump and dump scheme and its profit was around $1B.

  • @Herbertti3
    @Herbertti3 2 года назад +67

    You managed to do lasting impact. Cucumbers are now year later 0.51$.

  • @themikead99
    @themikead99 3 года назад +277

    "And we'll do a slight amount of market manipulation"
    *FTC gets out their notepads*

    • @felipealbuquerque5802
      @felipealbuquerque5802 3 года назад +2

      You're making Elon Musk proud.

    • @MrKasenom
      @MrKasenom 3 года назад +2

      We will engage in a little bit of market manipulation

  • @sethera6049
    @sethera6049 3 года назад +639

    “Now we’re in a bit of a tricky predicament”. You could say we’re in a bit of a... pickle

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 3 года назад +473

    Alternative Title:
    "Market Manipulation for Fun and Profit"

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @realexony
      @realexony 3 года назад

      @@Fit4C uhm, yea?

    • @ipapachubbs8609
      @ipapachubbs8609 3 года назад

      @@Fit4C But I didn't ask him to suffer for me.

  • @bonovoxel7527
    @bonovoxel7527 2 года назад +3

    This is not the usual video about VG exploits.
    This is a very brilliant lesson on advanced market manipulation mechanics. I'm impressed!
    Thank you Spiff!

  • @NanoSeal191
    @NanoSeal191 3 года назад +1307

    Spiff is quite lucky, that he still have his Steam account.

    • @niekesselbrugge1132
      @niekesselbrugge1132 3 года назад +75

      *still has his

    • @juroofman355
      @juroofman355 3 года назад +5

      Yeah

    • @Leyrann
      @Leyrann 3 года назад +120

      Honestly, at this point he's probably big enough that they'll be like "eh, we'll leave him be and patch the exploits he finds".

    • @snarkylive
      @snarkylive 3 года назад +96

      @@Leyrann They nuked his paypal account from orbit during previous shenanigans.

    • @MF-R
      @MF-R 3 года назад +52

      The world leaves him alone because they need him; he's the most efficient unofficial game and security tester.

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 3 года назад +530

    Jokes on you, I got 10 cucumber plants in my backyard. Supply side FTW!

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 3 года назад +14

      @@thespiffingbrit get checkmated

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +1

      ‎‎‎E‎

    • @darkmoon556
      @darkmoon556 3 года назад +1

      honk

    • @-_-5470
      @-_-5470 3 года назад

      Time zu burn the garden

  • @brandonbeanman274
    @brandonbeanman274 3 года назад +165

    7:49 he literally had the perfect opportunity to say "now we are in a bit of a pickle" but no he says a tricky predicament!

  • @mstreetlight7537
    @mstreetlight7537 2 года назад +35

    This is actually an excellent lesson on how big companies manipulate markets

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 3 года назад +243

    pshaw.
    I've been doing this IRL for years. 10 more years and those mint condition Beanie Babies in my vault will be worth at least 2 Irelands.

    • @elbonnybar
      @elbonnybar 3 года назад +8

      hahahaha, i shouldn't be laughing this hard, but it's hard to stop when i have like 10 of those in an old backpack just collecting dust before the prices go up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @williaml840
      @williaml840 3 года назад +6

      I’ve always found the beanie baby story really funny, because people were collecting them in hopes of them increasing in price because they heard that other people were doing it - when anybody with the slightest understanding of how markets work would realize why it’s a bad idea to do that.

    • @smncoolidfk
      @smncoolidfk 3 года назад

      2 Yankee Lands dude

    • @crossyright9493
      @crossyright9493 3 года назад +5

      @@williaml840 the top market rule is.
      If its already famous, dont.
      If many already think of it, dont.
      If youre not the first or atleast one of the only few ones. Dont.

    • @pickleyouelmo5940
      @pickleyouelmo5940 3 года назад

      In the apocalyptic future beanie babies will be the standard currency

  • @pinguinn_
    @pinguinn_ 3 года назад +257

    "Don't look at the anime stuff, focus on the cucumbers"
    Speech 100

    • @xyc350
      @xyc350 3 года назад +5

      That's something my priest used to say to me in his dark chamber

  • @dyehardxen
    @dyehardxen 3 года назад +225

    I just found this channel and I love it. At this time, there are 201 for sale starting at $0.98. 12,668 requests to buy at $0.77 or lower. You single handedly raised the price of this random emote by 33 times!

    • @trolololo720
      @trolololo720 3 года назад +2

      12668 you say? Well that dropped like a brick

  • @le9038
    @le9038 2 года назад +22

    if this man can make a monopoly on the cucumber emoji on the steam market, imagine what happens if he were to go on the REAL market.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 Год назад

      Imagine how much money actual dedicated bots for this make

  • @woolfoma
    @woolfoma 3 года назад +389

    spiff trying to sell himself a cucumber: "Profit ladies and gentlemen!"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RUclips. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear qo

    • @dernettekerl7665
      @dernettekerl7665 3 года назад +22

      @@AxxLAfriku stfu

    • @MrPotatoPro
      @MrPotatoPro 3 года назад +1

      This is the canonical prologue to American Pickle

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 года назад +244

    NFT's: Look we're making value out of nothing
    Steam Marketplace: Did that years ago m8

    • @jmooroof1769
      @jmooroof1769 3 года назад +1

      this needs to be at the top

    • @do0myk
      @do0myk 3 года назад +10

      Making money out of nothing is why banks were established

    • @ilias9579
      @ilias9579 3 года назад +6

      @@OnliPhans_Kenobi banks loan you money they dont have so they make money from nothing

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 3 года назад +5

      @@OnliPhans_Kenobi making investments with money that doesn't exist is the kicker.

    • @brag0001
      @brag0001 3 года назад +2

      @@OnliPhans_Kenobi your idea of how banks work is outdated by several centuries 🤣

  • @Sha.ll0w
    @Sha.ll0w 3 года назад +155

    The Spiffing Brit has now learned the skill: Market Pump and Dump Schemes!

  • @nicktincher1260
    @nicktincher1260 2 года назад +32

    This cucumber on the market has now been indefinitely inflated to around .70p

  • @trolly4233
    @trolly4233 3 года назад +118

    This dude is literally on his way to becoming an internationally wanted market exploiter, and I want to see every step of it

  • @tallforfun
    @tallforfun 3 года назад +300

    “We have the two pound cucumber.”
    Yes you do.
    Yes. You. Do.

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад +2

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @chickenman6334
      @chickenman6334 3 года назад +1

      Whoa. Another Talon. Never seen one in the wild before.

    • @Android-xe1ne
      @Android-xe1ne 3 года назад

      @@Fit4C lmao that’s hilarious

  • @undertyped1
    @undertyped1 3 года назад +1418

    The cut that steam takes is hilarious. No stockbroker in the world would take a cut that big, but steam does it.

    • @rb9951
      @rb9951 3 года назад +50

      You don't know old school stockbrokers then.

    • @anthonydonate9938
      @anthonydonate9938 3 года назад +228

      @@rb9951 they dont exist anymore

    • @piotrek7633
      @piotrek7633 2 года назад +36

      and thanks to these cuts steam can live forever as a platform

    • @logicproblems3654
      @logicproblems3654 2 года назад +9

      @@rb9951 they're all dead lmao

    • @floppabuilds9923
      @floppabuilds9923 2 года назад +5

      Have you seen roblox?

  • @jooobjoob
    @jooobjoob Год назад +1

    Fun fact: something like this basically happened irl in 1920’s USA but with onions. You can no longer trade onions on the us stock market

  • @CallieYote
    @CallieYote 3 года назад +95

    As a fan of the Deponia series, you manipulating the market and absolutely destroying the price of cucumbers is something i could see as a running gag in said game series.

    • @rasrandir
      @rasrandir 3 года назад +2

      Yesss 😂

    • @wilfriedklaebe
      @wilfriedklaebe 3 года назад +4

      Was the guy buying the 🥒 for 10 £ named Cletus, maybe?

  • @jay-rad8303
    @jay-rad8303 3 года назад +747

    I love how this is exactly how NFT's work, the only difference being every cucumber would have its own serial number to differentiate the first one ever on the market to the rest

    • @teddysadcat
      @teddysadcat 3 года назад +24

      a better analogy: a .69420 float P250 Sand Dune skin 😭

    • @Stokfish
      @Stokfish 3 года назад +36

      Actually, NFT is used to laundry your money.

    • @rymoaudio
      @rymoaudio 3 года назад +17

      @@Stokfish I launder all my money with cucumber emotes

    • @joe--cool
      @joe--cool 3 года назад +5

      Funny because every trading card and emote has a unique ID on Steam (that's how it tracks the 1 week hold after buying).

    • @aruce9
      @aruce9 3 года назад +10

      @@6lake. it’s funny how a service that came out around a decade ago has more functionality than something that came out not that long ago

  • @Koden
    @Koden 3 года назад +175

    At the time of this message, there are currently sell orders at $3.03 and buy orders at $11.86. No one should be allowed this much power lol

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 3 года назад +9

      the $11.86 guy got too much money to waste lol

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 3 года назад +5

      This is exactly how the real economy is manipulated.

    • @phizc
      @phizc 3 года назад +6

      It has to be the other way around. A buy order at $11.86 would be fulfilled by any sell order lower than that. Still, it does seem like the Spiff has made some waves.

    • @anothrto1045
      @anothrto1045 3 года назад

      Not bad, getting a spiffing Brit shout-out for £10

  • @MrCinnamonWhale
    @MrCinnamonWhale 10 месяцев назад +2

    7:48
    Not saying you're "in a pickle" was very honorable of you. You're a stronger man than me

  • @winged_destro
    @winged_destro 3 года назад +239

    “I’m seeing a large quantity of soft core hentai”
    Spiff just summed up the internet in 9 words

  • @VexRavenhardt
    @VexRavenhardt 3 года назад +1237

    Try to find a game that only has one female character skin to monopolize next, I bet you'd actually make money

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 3 года назад +82

      That might actually work.

    • @kierdotk
      @kierdotk 3 года назад +22

      Oh my

    • @jhorbirnlokrisson6528
      @jhorbirnlokrisson6528 3 года назад +16

      you might be onto something over here!

    • @SuchanOriginal
      @SuchanOriginal 3 года назад +37

      In csgo you can buy the agents. If you buy enough of them you have the monopoly as the supply is limited, they cannot drop anymore. The only problem is, people that want them probably already have them and also they are like $20

    • @Snowissnowier
      @Snowissnowier 3 года назад +2

      buy and sell mrs foster

  • @TheOvervoid
    @TheOvervoid 3 года назад +195

    "Where were you when the cucumber record was set?"
    Taking a shit

    • @utterclown1580
      @utterclown1580 3 года назад +14

      I was eating cucumber wen fone ring
      "cucumber is worth £84.59"
      "no"

    • @BIGMONKE17
      @BIGMONKE17 3 года назад

      @@utterclown1580 so sad 😢

    • @LKLM138
      @LKLM138 3 года назад

      Had a cucumber toast as breakfast. Thatvwas the most expensive cucumber yet

    • @lextricityuk
      @lextricityuk 3 года назад

      Snap! XD

  • @ConviktioN
    @ConviktioN 2 года назад +10

    One of the best videos I've watched in ages. God knows why but, fantastic.

  • @justanotherguy3348
    @justanotherguy3348 3 года назад +367

    Although the cucumber pricing stabilised, the price went from $0.03 to $3.08...
    You monster.

    • @clodolcmidnights837
      @clodolcmidnights837 2 года назад +31

      That’s an increase of…
      10166%
      102.66 times it’s Original price
      Aka
      A lot

  • @sitromxe9472
    @sitromxe9472 3 года назад +74

    Spiff: "We did somehow managed to get a bot to buy a cucumber for 10 pounds, but there's definitely no way you could actively control a marketplace for very long."
    US Federal Reserve: *{Nervous Sweating}*

  • @Leongon
    @Leongon 3 года назад +43

    Never imagined there would be a point in my life when I would be shaking in the brim of my seat looking at the market trade of cucumber emotes.

    • @davidinark
      @davidinark 3 года назад

      Every. Single. One. Of. Us. 😂😂😂

  • @Farmkid02
    @Farmkid02 2 года назад +130

    A year later and they’re still $0.83 USD 😂

    • @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt
      @dontreadmyprofilepictureyt Год назад

      no way 😂😂
      D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

    • @icrievretim
      @icrievretim Год назад

      Nowadays is 1.31 USD, at least as an equivalent of the 23.31 Mexican Peso at the moment but still 💀

  • @l1sher
    @l1sher 3 года назад +76

    Imagine living in a world where its entire economy can be controlled by a few people establishing monopoly in the market... Oh, wait...

  • @kholi9441
    @kholi9441 3 года назад +291

    When I first started buying items on steam, I realised that a number of items had the same seller. So I had a hunch that the market was being monopolised by some individuals. But this video actually proves it. 😂👍👍

  • @Janduin45
    @Janduin45 3 года назад +89

    Spiff: I wanna be the guy that sells a cucumber for £2
    Also Spiff: Buys a cucumber for £2.

  • @mrace1180
    @mrace1180 3 года назад +86

    Congratulation man, I just checked the steam market, and there is currently 12k requests for buying a cucumbre for 1.63 pounds or less xD

  • @Thanatos69_420
    @Thanatos69_420 3 года назад +65

    "What du you do for your living?"
    "I sell cucumbers on steam"

    • @joeyblox3709
      @joeyblox3709 3 года назад

      When you realise you could make a living just doing this.... (Use the profit from your cucumbers to buy a csgo skin and sell it on bitskins)

    • @brehh1337
      @brehh1337 3 года назад

      @@joeyblox3709 no you cant lol it is as the man said, you cant actually manipulate steam market, they have AI against that.

    • @joeyblox3709
      @joeyblox3709 3 года назад

      @@brehh1337 my brother made £15 2 days ago from manipulating lol

  • @finnvanderbar3935
    @finnvanderbar3935 3 года назад +101

    The dislikes are all from people who were scammed by cucumber dealers

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw 2 года назад +4

    You're doing it right when you're so far in profit that you just start destroying the cheap items people farm up for you for sake of space/sanity.

  • @RaichuWizDom
    @RaichuWizDom 3 года назад +43

    Spiffing Brit: getting all excited about cucumber prices.
    His Dutch viewers: laughing in tulip. And/or clogs.

    • @averyrealnamethatismyname9495
      @averyrealnamethatismyname9495 3 года назад +2

      I’m Dutch, and I don’t understand this joke, I don’t know anything about tulip prices but I’m pretty sure they are cheap and clogs are also not expensive, clogs also don’t have a set price i think

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 3 года назад +10

      @@averyrealnamethatismyname9495 the Tulip Panic was a period in Dutch history where tulips suddenly became all the rage, to the point that they couldn’t be grown fast enough to keep up with demand. This lead to the flowers being worth more than their weight in gold. Tulip bulbs were so valuable that a black market popped up essentially overnight to sell them

    • @RaichuWizDom
      @RaichuWizDom 3 года назад +2

      @@averyrealnamethatismyname9495 No worries, it's an obscure reference to people in the Benelux, I imagine, but a relatively common meme in the anglosphere when money is involved. It's a reference to 'tulip mania,' a sudden increase in tulip prices that occurred around the 1600's. It was further popularised by an advertisement for... I think an investment firm? Basically, tulip bulb prices skyrocketed (as in: competing with real estate prices) for, in hindsight, silly reasons, and it became a financial bubble that soon popped and went into historical infamy.
      As for the clogs, well, that's a pun on the 'laughing in' meme. It's usually represented as laughing in a certain language, then mutated into laughing in a concept as it were a language, but I only meant it as Dutch wearing clogs, since the stereotype of the tulip farming Dutch overlaps with that of the clog-wearer.
      But, that said: I'm Belgian, aka the punchline to the joke in five countries, so please believe when I say it's all in good fun. Always happy to help out our neighbours to the North. I'd say I'm always willing to lend a hand, but that's a phrase that raises a few eyebrows coming from us Belgians, so...

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 3 года назад +2

      @@averyrealnamethatismyname9495 Your history teacher should review his material... tulip bulbs became more valuable than houses during the panic in 1637. Pretty famous example of a market bubble.

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 3 года назад +2

      ... is there a tulip emote on Steam? Asking for a friend.

  • @SyphistPrime
    @SyphistPrime 3 года назад +104

    The fact that these are business expenses are the best part.

  • @steampog
    @steampog 3 года назад +2

    7:50 R.I.P to the missed opportunity to say 'We're in a bit of a pickle'.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 3 года назад +143

    My friends and I did something similar on runescape actually. We would purchase massive amounts of logs of different variety in order to drive the price up, hold them for a bit, then sell them all at a massive profit.

    • @hypnoticlizard9693
      @hypnoticlizard9693 3 года назад +15

      the classic pump and dump

    • @IAMACIVIVFAN
      @IAMACIVIVFAN 3 года назад +1

      They have trading restrictions know

    • @VKURDR
      @VKURDR 3 года назад +1

      the reason i quit runescape after 12 years.

    • @RuiRuichi
      @RuiRuichi 3 года назад +2

      @@IAMACIVIVFAN People like them have dozens of membet alts for more GE slots and they also do the alts for afk gold making like Gargs.

    • @redtsun67
      @redtsun67 3 года назад +1

      @@RuiRuichi we didn't do afk gold making we were all skillers and pvpers. We had alts but only because we were building pures for pvp.

  • @reinbeers5322
    @reinbeers5322 3 года назад +162

    "I'm seeing a large quantity of softcore hentai"
    Just as Lord Spiff intended.

  • @TheJocke92
    @TheJocke92 Год назад

    06:00 The faces of those 3 anime girls was like "We appreciate the cucumbers

  • @AbsolutDog
    @AbsolutDog 3 года назад +35

    I am loving all the "real world" exploits. Perfectly Balanced.

  • @JensFleurackers
    @JensFleurackers 3 года назад +23

    I love how this is more educational than any economics class I had in all of high school.

  • @MrTechnoWurst
    @MrTechnoWurst 3 года назад +19

    "If someone ever were to buy a cucumber for 85£ that person needs to have their credit card being taken away from them"
    Laughs in NFT

  • @alloftheexperts2111
    @alloftheexperts2111 Год назад

    Me and my brother did the same thing on the World of Warcraft realm that we were playing at the time. We bought all of certain materials of which we knew they were in demand for crafting and then flipped them and massively inflated prices. Sometimes at ten times what they were going for on average before we came along and utterly ruined it for everyone. It didn't matter to the buyers though because they would still purchase everything we put on the auction house. We would then move along to another material while the one we just ruined would stabilize and return to where it was. It was fun while it lasted. We quit WoW over 10 years ago now. But I have some pretty fond memories.

  • @lukestarr6096
    @lukestarr6096 3 года назад +32

    Teacher: What do you want to do with your life?
    Spiff: Break games and then economies

  • @lightghost5849
    @lightghost5849 3 года назад +258

    "Practicing a monopoly is illegal, however large companies find ways to 'get around' the laws of the countries in which they are installed..." Does this apply in steam?

    • @kamisatoayaka9039
      @kamisatoayaka9039 3 года назад +7

      applied at any in-game market too..

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю 2 года назад +6

      Anarchy easily turns into autoritarism

    • @onniruusunen9444
      @onniruusunen9444 2 года назад

      how is monopoly illegal? it isn't

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю 2 года назад +3

      @@onniruusunen9444 usually it is fought in form of disproportionately increasing taxes

    • @onniruusunen9444
      @onniruusunen9444 2 года назад +1

      @@Слышьты-ф4ю so if you make a company which produces a product that no one else does you are doing something illegal. It cannot be like that

  • @codysurfer8232
    @codysurfer8232 3 года назад +40

    imagine being his accountant, especially if he forbids them from looking at his RUclips

  • @ScalarYoutube
    @ScalarYoutube 2 года назад +4

    Please do more of these videos, this was brilliant!

  • @Dandicoot1
    @Dandicoot1 3 года назад +46

    Ever since this video went up, the cucumber market on Steam has gone insane..yep, just goes to show, news drives price action

    • @TrueBladeSoul
      @TrueBladeSoul 3 года назад +4

      I mean Markiplier once affected google search results cause of a stupid answer he did as joke in google feud

  • @tellg0t090
    @tellg0t090 3 года назад +83

    The spiffing brit plays 4D chess
    uood: "I am 4 parallel universe ahead of you"

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 3 года назад +11

      uood is the true winner here. He got 17p for that trade.

  • @Ninjadorito4412
    @Ninjadorito4412 3 года назад +59

    Spiff: Don't look at the weird anime stuff!
    Me: I see you're a man of culture as well.

  • @mikka409
    @mikka409 2 года назад +1

    2:00 WHAT DA HeEEL MY MAN, it the first time that i've ever seen your channel while driknking some tea at the moment and just o my god you said this this timing yep. Sorry.

  • @brandonng1660
    @brandonng1660 3 года назад +113

    Take a shot everytime Spiff says cucumber.

    • @lolsz1
      @lolsz1 3 года назад +4

      i feel my liver hurting.

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 3 года назад +2

      Can't las t the firsts 5 minutes

    • @evolvedmonkey5271
      @evolvedmonkey5271 3 года назад +3

      No thanks, I don't want to get alcohol poisoning within 3 minutes

    • @PRO100SashaX
      @PRO100SashaX 3 года назад +3

      And become as balanced and majestic as Spiff himself IF you take a shot of YORKSHIRE TEA

    • @RustyDust101
      @RustyDust101 3 года назад +1

      my EKG is going beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

  • @vincentthendean7713
    @vincentthendean7713 3 года назад +251

    Isn't this what Amazon kind of did with smaller business. Also, is this technically scalping?

    • @TheMysteryDriver
      @TheMysteryDriver 3 года назад +36

      Amazon sells for cheaper and undercuts small businesses and then they offer free or 2 day shipping; since people are lazy as fuck and cheap, the small businesses they pretend to support go out of business.

    • @teemumiettinen7250
      @teemumiettinen7250 3 года назад +23

      @@TheMysteryDriver Amazon is actually defined as a monopoly, which makes things a bit more complicated than that.

    • @MapacheAstral
      @MapacheAstral 3 года назад +12

      @@teemumiettinen7250 Amazon isn't a monopoly lol

    • @RickMyBalls
      @RickMyBalls 3 года назад +7

      @@TheMysteryDriver It's not on me to keep everyone's business afloat; if I can get the same thing cheaper faster I will always choose that option.

    • @matheusrodrigues7921
      @matheusrodrigues7921 3 года назад +23

      @@RickMyBalls When it becomes a complete monopoly you better not come complaining that Amazon is manipulating market prices and no one has a chance to compete with them

  • @codysewell350
    @codysewell350 3 года назад +43

    In the time since this video has been posted, there are now 400 cucumbers on sell order for $2+, and 11,700 cucumbers on buy order for $1.39 or lower. Also, during the ~4 hour period that he sold a $10 cucumber, there was a total average sale price of $11.47 with 5 sold.

  • @user-rx1mb5fp7c
    @user-rx1mb5fp7c Год назад +1

    I love the fact that he paid nearly £90 for items that are worth about £2, sold one item for £10 and then decided that it means he made a profit, when in reality, he has 68 items left that are still worth a collective £2.
    It was good fun to watch but the only reason he was able to affect the price of the items was because he was overpaying for them himself (and then not selling them because they were overpriced)

  • @jeanlucpicard6725
    @jeanlucpicard6725 3 года назад +22

    I have the funny feeling that suddenly no one will be able to buy certain emotes at a reasonable price...

    • @WarhammerGeek
      @WarhammerGeek 3 года назад +5

      As of July 13th 2021 (11pm CST) the cucumber emote is sitting at $3.19USD with buy orders of $1.51USD. And the highest selling price in history was $11.47USD with 5 sold at that price!

  • @darkranger116
    @darkranger116 3 года назад +84

    the top 1% : "lifes been good, our families have been in control for nearly 100 years, no one will ever figure out why"
    *Spiffing Brit looming from the shadows copying the homework*

    • @michaelmarshall8041
      @michaelmarshall8041 3 года назад +1

      Try over 1000 years.

    • @justinc2633
      @justinc2633 3 года назад +1

      most rich people are self made and most wealth is completely gone by the third generation

    • @darkranger116
      @darkranger116 3 года назад +2

      @@justinc2633 hahahahahaha, damn son thats a good one

    • @pygmalion8952
      @pygmalion8952 3 года назад

      @@justinc2633 "self-made" lmao.

    • @justinc2633
      @justinc2633 3 года назад +1

      @@pygmalion8952 yup, middle class parents, then they create an upper class lifestyle, if you dont know how that doesnt change the reality of it

  • @taringator
    @taringator 3 года назад +39

    Deponia is actually a pretty cool game, funny to see a reference to it in a exploit video.

    • @taringator
      @taringator 3 года назад +14

      @@thespiffingbrit Cool, I was looking for a way to fund a new PC, now I have the perfect cucumber to do so.

    • @DanielBohnen
      @DanielBohnen 3 года назад

      Thanks for driving up the price

    • @danielhale1
      @danielhale1 3 года назад +3

      Deponia was a hell of a trip and a great purchase. It's a hilarious series and I recommend it to adventure game fans.

    • @RickMyBalls
      @RickMyBalls 3 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit Too bad I only own it on Epic...

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 Год назад +1

    4:29 Lmao, he had an emoticon he couldnt get rid of so he made Spiff inflate the price of it so that he could sell for a nifty profit out of his own boss' bank account
    LOL

  • @residentes8477
    @residentes8477 3 года назад +35

    I used to play flyff, an old mmo, and I used to control the sunstone market, I would buy any sunstone selling for less than 500k and sell them for 1m, anyone who needs a bunch wont find it anywhere else, and since this item is usually used by rich players they dont care the marked up price, at some point they just assume that is the standard price.

    • @thescatterpiratesquarepant7935
      @thescatterpiratesquarepant7935 3 года назад +1

      in hindsight, you're using your "greed" to manipulate and screw over other players by making them overpay, so that you can earn some "in game gold". Nothing to be proud of ^^ people who do this in real life should take enough at one point and not always want more and more

    • @Cibershadow2
      @Cibershadow2 3 года назад +20

      @@thescatterpiratesquarepant7935 don't look out the window and at the real world buddy xD It gets far worse than sunstones

    • @Lo0nex_
      @Lo0nex_ 3 года назад +2

      I remember flipping in flyff aswell, eventually I was flipping the cosmetic items

  • @harryazcrac4248
    @harryazcrac4248 3 года назад +40

    Did this on Classic WoW: Vanilla withherbs on my alchemist. Bought all of the herbs that create a specific potion and the potions so that nobody could create new ones without farming mats. Would drive the price up 300-400%

    • @Puckelf4923
      @Puckelf4923 2 года назад +2

      I did the same with khorium metal bars that was the rarest metal at the time used for making all the twink egenering / smithing items... I still have frostweave bag full of the stuff even after making tones of bank

  • @joshucamereeno8155
    @joshucamereeno8155 3 года назад +38

    Every seven days, a week passes in Britain. With your help and some small weekly donations we can change this!

  • @SaltySRT
    @SaltySRT Год назад +1

    @7:48 I was really hoping you were going to say "we are in a bit of a pickle" 🥒😆

  • @Rychleji
    @Rychleji 3 года назад +21

    Brit: I don't know why anyone would buy a cucumber at this price.
    Also Brit: I'm gonna buy all the cucumbers at these inflated prices

  • @asovamain4292
    @asovamain4292 3 года назад +11

    13:08 "we have the 2 pound cucumber" .... never thought I would hear that