The only reason USA exists today is because the French were salty about 7 years war and wanted a rematch with the British, so they joined the revolution.
@@nikkovalidor4890 Look at it this way. The bankarupcy was a leading factor in the french revolution. The americans helped your king fuck you over much faster to the point the people had enough.
I see a lot of people putting a dark twist on the show, so let me talk about an actual thing that happens: In Sofia’s world, all animals are sentient and intelligent. She isn’t a vegan.
@@andriwll that’s the food chain, in humanity’s early days we had two choices, eat or be eaten. We’re Omnivores, not herbivores. Plus burgers are delicious.
Witches weren't really burned in the early middle ages because nobody believed in witchcraft. This was something that happened in the late medieval period. Even the catholic church used to think people who believed in witches were crazy. Sad how things can change over the course of a couple hundred years. I hope the conspiracy theorists of today don't get any power. I guess that's what happened to the jews isn't it?
It either fills you with joy or tears your heart out by making you attached to a character that will be unjustly killed in 3 chapters... . Rip Jean De Chartois..
"Bardcore" sounds like a music genre. What if we took hardcore punk but used lutes and acordians? Boom, bardcore. Lemme downtune my lute real quick. Open up a circle pit in the village square, this breakdown is gonna be more br00tal than the monthly public hanging.
@@CBRN-115 Not during Richard's (the lionheart) day. In fact, Spain, as we know it today as a singular country, didn't even exist; the region was still in flux between the Muslim and Catholic powers. Spain would not become a superpower until after the middle ages, during the early modern period.
the fact that she was also the king’s step-daughter means she’d only have a right to the throne if there was literally no other option... lmao girl take a seat you’re the last choice
Yall remember when Sophia faced the death penalty due to being found guilty of witchcraft during her trial by ordeal and fled the country by marrying a 30 year old near death lord of Spain
To the deceitful King Roland II of Enchancia, your low character is the subject of Greek plays. This is a formal declaration of WAR. Our armies shall meet on the battlefield!
@@nathawatkotcharug5379 For a moment, I thought it was one of those Elsa gate videos, so I was too scared to watch and click on the link. I'm actually glad that it was a rick-roll, well played mate, well played.
@@rhonaldneitzel2410 bruh they should have started with this concept, still animated, but like a child's version of game of thrones that teaches medieval history.
Spoiler! I also remember that time when Sophia's grand successor's head being chopped with a _National Razor_ because she said "Let them eat cake!" Before. What a nice plot
@@thekingshussar1808 Considering the fact that they are trying to convince people that Sofia had someone's head cut off I think we can take a gamble and assume they aren't being serious, lmao.
I liked the episode where Sofia’s enemies were beheaded and shot with arrows for disrespecting royalty with her giggling at their suffering, blood rushing from their wounds as they let out cries of agony.
I used to love this show. One of my favorite episode was an episode when Cedric accidentally unleashed a plague that killed half the kingdom and we got to learn about property tax and how decreasing the population can actually benefit the economy and livelihood of the common peasant. I miss this show.
bruh these people talking about how people were burned for witchcraft when in reality they were hanged, crushed, or drowned. EDIT: I am aware that they DID burn witches, and that this is NOT SALEM. The thing I was attempting to point out is the common misconception about witches being burned. I mean, the rarity of a 'witch' being burn was pretty high but most people assume otherwise.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Well of course it's not Salem. I didn't say this was Salem, I said I'm pretty sure it was unique because if there is no other recorded case of someone being crushed for witchcraft, then we only know about the Salem crushing, and saying "they were hanged, crushed, or drowned" wouldn't be correct as we don't know about them yet, and may never know if the case was not documented, unless people had gotten crushed for witchcraft outside of Salem. Of course I could be wrong here, and be unaware to a case of someone or more being crushed for witchcraft, and so I assume your trying to tell me that there is another recorded case or more than one case of someone being crushed for witchcraft? Because if so, could you give me a name, location, date, or something like that, so I can read about the case myself
@@aarontobias6486 "Peine forte et dure (Law French for "forceful and hard punishment") was a method of torture formerly used in the common law legal system, in which a defendant who refused to plead ("stood mute") would be subjected to having heavier and heavier stones placed upon his or her chest until a plea was entered, or as the weight of the stones on the chest became too great for the condemned to breathe, fatal suffocation would occur." (Wikipedia) It was not done simply for witchcraft, rather, it was a punishment for people who refused to plead guilty to crimes. In England, Margaret Clitherow is one of the more famous examples. Although that was not witchcraft. At any rate, it was done often enough that I'm sure Giles Corey was not the only person who was killed by this method while under the accusation of witchcraft.
Girl has magical powers, tbh seems really stupid to sell off what is essentially a 9 year old super nuke to your enemy for a petty alliance. Just asking for Paris to burn (for like the 198th time in history)
Oh yeah, what a great show of my childhood. My fav episode was when one of her servants acidentally spilled coffee on her dress and got publicly executed. What a amazing show that thought us to be more carefull.
Remember that episode when Sophia left Enchancia's court to the Holy Roman Empire and then convinced Charlemagne to declare a war and press her claim in exchange for vassalage?
This brings back memories of my favorite show. I'll always remember my favorite episode was when Sofia's mother caught the plague and had her wrists slit.
I know right. They had the executioners cart her putrid festering corpse to the outskirts of the city, dumping her stiff remains in a maggot filled ditch.
I remember my favourite episode was the one where the fairies decided to unleash a plague to teach everyone the importance of hygene. Ah the memories just keep piling up.
Literally when this show came out when I was like 9 or 10, everyone in my old elementary school kept making jokes about my name since the show is called “Sofia the first.”
"Sofia wake up. What? Girl in village doing alright, princess over night? Sofia stop being hysterical. I'm marrying you off to your 55 year old uncle to strengthen my legitimacy"
Plot twist, Richard Lionheart was of Occitan Culture, was raised in his Dukedom of Aquitaine in south France wich he cared way more about than about his kingdom. I googled it and apparently his name in Occitan is something like that : "lo Ric Valens Richart, rei dels Engles"
Haha, used to love that show! By far my favorite episode was when the townspeople caught bubonic plague and died a slow painful death. Sofia was spared the Black Death because of her plot armor, but later contracted tuberculosis.
This show is my childhood , i still remember that episode when they burn a woman because she is chanting a magic spell Ah... what a beautiful childhood memories
My favorite episode was when the village protestors got beheaded for trying to attack the castle because they thought theysaw sofia doing some witchcraft.
To the inbred fool Mehdi Ouassou, tales of your misdeeds are spread from Ireland to Cathay. This is a formal declaration of WAR. Our armies shall meet on the battlefield!
My favourite Sophia the first episode was where Amber's ears and hands were cut off after founding guilty of stealing the amulet. It provided great moral to children
Guys, I bet you remember that episode where Aaron the Hermit was killed by knights for trying to encourage the government to make reforms, only for his son to rebel and brutally slaughter the entire monarchy and nobility in a great genocide, while Sofia escaped to marry the French where she witnessed a witch hanging and died while giving birth from dysentery, and her 17 year old husband went on a crusade to reclaim the Holy Land. No? Did you even watch the show?!
ruclips.net/video/xaRNvJLKP1E/видео.html music starts at 5:52
my bad
thanks
Дякую
Thanks
That's not a time stamp but ok
@@matteufo bruh
The only reason USA exists today is because the French were salty about 7 years war and wanted a rematch with the British, so they joined the revolution.
And the only reason France exists today is because there was a US to join England against Hitler after France gave up.
The world went wrong from then onward
france bankrupted itself to help the American revolution and all they got for it was surrender jokes for centuries
Big oof
@@nikkovalidor4890 Look at it this way. The bankarupcy was a leading factor in the french revolution. The americans helped your king fuck you over much faster to the point the people had enough.
I see a lot of people putting a dark twist on the show, so let me talk about an actual thing that happens:
In Sofia’s world, all animals are sentient and intelligent. She isn’t a vegan.
Well, actually animals talk to us, we just hear screams of agony and sadness as we kill them.
@Green Weed yeah,
what a relief
@@andriwll that’s the food chain, in humanity’s early days we had two choices, eat or be eaten. We’re Omnivores, not herbivores. Plus burgers are delicious.
@@marsmurderer9868 yeah man, burger slaps
Thanks your comment ruined my mind
My favorite Sofia the First episode was the one where people were burned alive for doing witchcraft.
What a great kids show
Theres no way that happened.
I mean I started it by committing arson on the school
Witches weren't really burned in the early middle ages because nobody believed in witchcraft. This was something that happened in the late medieval period. Even the catholic church used to think people who believed in witches were crazy. Sad how things can change over the course of a couple hundred years. I hope the conspiracy theorists of today don't get any power. I guess that's what happened to the jews isn't it?
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 Does the joke have to be accurate.
Wait, i didnt remember this happened
Remember that one time when Sophia’s friends were crucified after being found guilty for floating during an ordeal?
Wtf that happened?
Wat
Yeah, I remember
Wtf
That’s different event in history from different time this is king Richard
Medieval times is always shown one of three ways.
1.) Cutesy and magical
2.) Edgy and magical
3.) Hardcore bardcore
4.) Berserk
5.) brutal
It either fills you with joy or tears your heart out by making you attached to a character that will be unjustly killed in 3 chapters... . Rip Jean De Chartois..
"Bardcore" sounds like a music genre. What if we took hardcore punk but used lutes and acordians? Boom, bardcore. Lemme downtune my lute real quick. Open up a circle pit in the village square, this breakdown is gonna be more br00tal than the monthly public hanging.
7.) death
You're laughing. She was a girl doing alright, but became a princess overnight and you're laughing.
Disgraceful
Groom an Heir for me you little Harlots
this kingdom is a society 😔
Shame 👏 on 👏 you 👏
I know
I used to love Sophia the First. My favorite episode was the one where the peasants tried rebelling, and got hanged for treason. Great show 👍
👍
Hol up
Wait
I remember that episode it was a good lesson for kids to not rebel against their parents or that would happen.
YO IS THIS REAL
You don't get it. Marrying in with the French is very popular, it's an investment you'll thank me once your older
And (like in the video) they where married off at very young ages, like 10 to 12, maybe even younger
What about the Spanish? They were one of the superpowers in Europe back in the day
@@CBRN-115 HABSBURGGGGGGGGGG
@@CBRN-115 Not during Richard's (the lionheart) day. In fact, Spain, as we know it today as a singular country, didn't even exist; the region was still in flux between the Muslim and Catholic powers. Spain would not become a superpower until after the middle ages, during the early modern period.
Just gotta hope there’s no revolutions going on
the fact that she was also the king’s step-daughter means she’d only have a right to the throne if there was literally no other option... lmao girl take a seat you’re the last choice
If I learned anything from Crusader Kings it just means murdering the other potential heirs through convoluted schemes spanning several years.
I mean even like 9th cousins come before her
PLEASEJSNSHSHGWSHS
This made the video 10x better
@@Dopplin67
*_Good, more victims_*
Yall remember when Sophia faced the death penalty due to being found guilty of witchcraft during her trial by ordeal and fled the country by marrying a 30 year old near death lord of Spain
I’m really confused. Are all these comments stuff that actually happened in the show?
@@elizabethweigle6146 yes.
@@palak9246 😶 ok now I really want to watch this show
@@elizabethweigle6146 Lol? Do you really believe him? That is obviously a joke :vvv
@@elizabethweigle6146 that's why they stopped showing sofia, it was considered too historically accurate for children
Stablish the Monarchy once more.
@Lol Umadbro no seriously though its fucking horrible
@@ginkoflow7376 it's fucking based
ITS A MONARCHYYYYYYYyYiiEEeEe
@@haveawonderfulday-17yearsa48 that isn't a counter argument
I am aware you are trolling but I'm taking this seriously because some people aren't going to be able to realize that monarchies are bad ideqs
When your 11 year old daughter/niece/granddaughter turns 12: A new wife to make heirs with.
Stepdaughter. Sophia's the king's stepdaughter.
@@marrqi7wini54 A new wife to HAVE heirs with
666 likes lol
*George R. R. Martin approves this message*
@@atheniansoldier811 w-what are you doing stepgrandpa?
she was a girl in the village doin alright, then she was burned at the stake overnight
By who the king of the Catholics... Maybe both?
@@The_Masked_Man_ Yes
I like roasting sofia the firsts historical inaccuracies
Yeah just for her being smart, she'd be crucified
Jeanne d'Arc?
And then the French took Sofia as an insult to their alliance because she was not born of royal blood and declared war on Enchancia.
sofia got pregnant ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html
@@nathawatkotcharug5379 please stop
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Warning: It's actually a Rickroll
@@boris001000 I know
To the deceitful King Roland II of Enchancia, your low character is the subject of Greek plays. This is a formal declaration of WAR. Our armies shall meet on the battlefield!
When the title is random like "Silence, Wench" and the thumbnail is a character from a junior version of a channel, you know it's going to be good
sofia got pregnant ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html
@@nathawatkotcharug5379 For a moment, I thought it was one of those Elsa gate videos, so I was too scared to watch and click on the link. I'm actually glad that it was a rick-roll, well played mate, well played.
@@graciel.7500 best rick-roll ever lmao
@@graciel.7500 Thanks for the warning
@@thef13key you're welcome (?)
This is how the show should have went, Disney ALMOST struck frickin gold. edit, just came up with a name for this. Sophia the second.
Be egg
yes
Heck yes they did!
So you think it's time for a live action Sophia the First?? 😭
@@rhonaldneitzel2410 bruh they should have started with this concept, still animated, but like a child's version of game of thrones that teaches medieval history.
the french would like that, seeing as how they made cuties
Damn bro you didn't need to go that hard but you did
SOFIA THE FIRST LIVE-ACTION
I really don’t like this comment
I laughed way to hard at this
Your profile pic made the joke even better
Wtf has my cute ass show become a meme y'all I'm done
Yo tf
You actually have internet in the 16th century damn
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 yo why is she commenting here and not strengthening our alliance with the french
@@clickbait3753 no I'm recently recruiting fellow comrades for a revolution to Kam and eat the rich ( including myself)
I thought you was a child friendly show
@@kokowatermelon7732 yh not behind the scenes tho
Me when she says she wants to be treated like a princess
I never had a gf so I'm always single noobs
Don't let here marry with the french
Get on my level
@@12stem.b-obenita Its worth it, one less enemy to deal with
Bruh. Do it the French way. You know. Vive revolution
People think being a princess means you can vet away with doing anything, they're dead wrong. If the king demanded, the princess had no say so
Hell, If she was infertile, to the dungeons she would go
@@KaoruSF kings be like: where baby?
@@memoryloss4327 I mean, back then... yeah. Life expectancy was "You'll live to 40 if you're lucky".
@@1thepieman Thought it was 30, but I might be wrong
@@Dragonspirit223 which is why you only get till 40
*If you're lucky*
hello based department?
Moshi Moshi based department desu~
@@yt_krg ur coordinates?
@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ hell
At 12 years old? Call netflix
This whole thread is based
Remember when Sofia’s step sister almost killed her with a swing
Oh no
@@metaalboekee665 we live in a society
didnt that happen in the 1st episode
Then after Sofia’s just cool with it
@@klunk4683 KONO DIO DA
Thing is....
You can't Become a Princess overnight if Your a random Village girl
True dat
But , but her momma married the the .. uh the king yeah , I know all about sofia the first lore
Yeah and you shouldn’t
Yes you can or she wouldnt be one duh...
@@bornana269 yeah
This comment section is scaring me
God bless this hive of scum and villainy.
Your mere existence makes me question my belief in God.
@gas mask boy Nah, the parent comment
@@WretchedRedoran thank you doctor very cool, now cure that funny black zits on my armpit caused by the plague.
Mom pick me up I’m scared
This is The Medieval, blitch.
SUCK IT!!!!
@@JIREN972 O-
@@Princess-shitter-sprinkles 😈😈
oh.
@@sofiathefirst8989 this is her!! surround herrr!!!
Spoiler!
I also remember that time when Sophia's grand successor's head being chopped with a _National Razor_ because she said "Let them eat cake!" Before. What a nice plot
Is this a joke or you seriously think that Anotinette said that
@@thekingshussar1808 Considering the fact that they are trying to convince people that Sofia had someone's head cut off I think we can take a gamble and assume they aren't being serious, lmao.
makes sense since sofia and her mother were bakers. this is canon now.
I liked the part were she was assassinated by her husband/cousin for not producing a male heir.
!!! ALERT !!!
Big English King incoming!
Henry VIII anyone?
"husband/cousin" please tell me it's not the same person
@@koopertrooper7008 usually it is most likely it was back then 💀
@@aengusog3415 oh no
do you know the name of the medieval soundtrack that you used
Salterello [I] - Instanpitta, from the medieval "hardcore" party mix
@@DeForrestAShun thank you i knew it sounded familiar
@@DeForrestAShun that shit slaps
would you mind linking it please? i could only get “similar versions” but never the exact one
thanks in advance
@@chickenuggut3724 ruclips.net/video/xaRNvJLKP1E/видео.html at 5:52
Sofia’s 6/7.
She would’ve gotten Married by 12.
Pregnant by 14/15.
And would’ve been lucky to see her 18th Birthday.
There, Sofia’s life in a comment.
@Tailed Fox and no FBI in the 15th century
@Tailed Fox
>Calling FBI in 15th century
Pretty funny bruh
What a sad life...
Tragic. You should be the next George R. R. Martin.
Ayo that ain't ok
The really funny thing here is that it goes on so much longer after the punchline, lmao.
Yeah remember that episode when one of her friend contracted pneumonia and died because the doctor still practiced bloodletting
i mean..
have you ever wonder why they show her doing a lot of kingdom busineses while still underage?
@Green Weed And then Minimus became Basileus of the Byzantine Empire
Remember, their life expectancy was WAY lower than ours, Sophia would be pretty lucky if she even survived in her adult years
I liked the episode where Sofia’s enemies were beheaded and shot with arrows for disrespecting royalty with her giggling at their suffering, blood rushing from their wounds as they let out cries of agony.
When people type FBI memes But FBI never existed in the 16th century
But queen guard exist
@@faisalaldan3420 RCI OPEN UP
One word: Inquisition.
but thats what they want you to think
@@thomaskole9881 Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I’ve never seen this show, but judging from what people are saying in the comments, it was interesting.
It really was
*Agreed*
Very
I recall seeing only one episode. It was where someone made a wish to turn her into a cat.
the best episode is when they beheaded the Saxons and kept their heads on pikes to ward off other intruders. 10/10, would watch again
I used to love this show. One of my favorite episode was an episode when Cedric accidentally unleashed a plague that killed half the kingdom and we got to learn about property tax and how decreasing the population can actually benefit the economy and livelihood of the common peasant. I miss this show.
Remember that episode where Sophia went to Jesus’s crucifixion? Good times.
Wtf? Jesus wasn't crucified during the medieval ages, how tf did you mix up Rome with the dark ages?
@@Walterdecarvalh0100 it’s a joke lol
Or when she commit witchcraft
@@deadaccount7821
The jokes in the comments are funny because most of them are historically accurate lmao
sofia got pregnant ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html
My favorite episode was when Sofia was forced into an arranged marriage against her will. Hahaha such a amazing show.
Yeah it was a nice 1 hour special
bruh these people talking about how people were burned for witchcraft when in reality they were hanged, crushed, or drowned.
EDIT: I am aware that they DID burn witches, and that this is NOT SALEM. The thing I was attempting to point out is the common misconception about witches being burned. I mean, the rarity of a 'witch' being burn was pretty high but most people assume otherwise.
Pretty sure the crushing was a unique instance, but we get the point
@@aarontobias6486 Crushing was unique in Salem, but this is not Salem.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Well of course it's not Salem. I didn't say this was Salem, I said I'm pretty sure it was unique because if there is no other recorded case of someone being crushed for witchcraft, then we only know about the Salem crushing, and saying "they were hanged, crushed, or drowned" wouldn't be correct as we don't know about them yet, and may never know if the case was not documented, unless people had gotten crushed for witchcraft outside of Salem. Of course I could be wrong here, and be unaware to a case of someone or more being crushed for witchcraft, and so I assume your trying to tell me that there is another recorded case or more than one case of someone being crushed for witchcraft? Because if so, could you give me a name, location, date, or something like that, so I can read about the case myself
@@aarontobias6486 "Peine forte et dure (Law French for "forceful and hard punishment") was a method of torture formerly used in the common law legal system, in which a defendant who refused to plead ("stood mute") would be subjected to having heavier and heavier stones placed upon his or her chest until a plea was entered, or as the weight of the stones on the chest became too great for the condemned to breathe, fatal suffocation would occur." (Wikipedia)
It was not done simply for witchcraft, rather, it was a punishment for people who refused to plead guilty to crimes. In England, Margaret Clitherow is one of the more famous examples. Although that was not witchcraft.
At any rate, it was done often enough that I'm sure Giles Corey was not the only person who was killed by this method while under the accusation of witchcraft.
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Would you look at that. The More You Know
Giga chad Richard the Lionheart moment
Girl has magical powers, tbh seems really stupid to sell off what is essentially a 9 year old super nuke to your enemy for a petty alliance.
Just asking for Paris to burn (for like the 198th time in history)
Oh yeah, what a great show of my childhood.
My fav episode was when one of her servants acidentally spilled coffee on her dress and got publicly executed.
What a amazing show that thought us to be more carefull.
Just wait until The Holy Hand Grenade shows up. Everyone scatters away.
HALLELUJAH!!!
Hallelujah
Weapon equipped- stielhandgernade
No more or no less than 3 seconds, as the lord commands it
@@Thenematicphase 1,2, 5! No, 3!
My favorite episode of Sofia the First is when her mother had 16 miscarriages.
Lol then her father send her to a tower for not producing sons ahh the joy of nostalgia
Your relationship with the French has improved.
Spanish: aight
Remember that episode when Sophia left Enchancia's court to the Holy Roman Empire and then convinced Charlemagne to declare a war and press her claim in exchange for vassalage?
I'm a simple man.
I see a kids show and "wench" in the same thing, I click
King James the III lost a substantial amount of prestige because he married a lowborn.
This brings back memories of my favorite show. I'll always remember my favorite episode was when Sofia's mother caught the plague and had her wrists slit.
omg I liked that episode too. I loved how much detail they put into the animation there.
I know right. They had the executioners cart her putrid festering corpse to the outskirts of the city, dumping her stiff remains in a maggot filled ditch.
0:03 that boy has just became a man
😥that boy picked her up in such a inappropriate way
@@starter_4008 yea that’s what I was referring to
@Tailed Fox 😳
@Tailed Fox usurping the throne, with murder and shady alliances.
The snake has become a cobra
The lady wilt beest burn'd at stake f'r committing the treach'rous act of witchcraft.
little kid: I WaS a GiRl In A viLlAgE dOiNg AlrIgHt
parent: *time to watch sum history boi*
I mean William the Conqueror became King over night.
This is me in Crusader kings 3. LMAO
I remember watching this with my sister, my favourite episode was when the Scots and the French invaded their kingdom and burned the townsfolk
Man... Sofia the first takes me back... my favorite episode was when the royals got their heads cut off by the peasants using a guillotine
My favorite episode was when Sofia’s sister was exiled for showing ankle. The king getting his eighth wife is a close second.
how did I get here
im asking myself the same question
No idea bro
4
@@i_have_no_fucks_to_give7761
Yes?
@@bobtheball5384 I'm terrified of your pfp, Mista, what happened-??
I remember my favourite episode was the one where the fairies decided to unleash a plague to teach everyone the importance of hygene. Ah the memories just keep piling up.
I like the episode where a peasant was flayed alive for looking in the general direction of the princess.
even sofia couldn't be saved from the memes
Literally when this show came out when I was like 9 or 10, everyone in my old elementary school kept making jokes about my name since the show is called “Sofia the first.”
I'm guessing your name is First
@@endzi1248 no idiot, it's "the"
@@comradekenobi6908 i should have realised that..so embarrassing..
To everyone that laughed at this
The FBI is laughing with you from the other side of the camera.
jokes on you the FBI have no jurisdiction over me
*CIA has entered the chat room*
They can't come if we're talking about medieval politics
*CIA has left the chatroom (while in tears)*
Jokes on you
They’re hunting me down because of h3ntai
Now lay with your brother so that we may preserve the sanctity of our royal bloodline
Thank goodness James isn't related to her by blood then!
Amber
@@grass7303 :O
@@endzi1248 Bet you didn't see that coming
@@ammarpratama1207 Nope! I thought they were talking about Sophia
god. this is such a human moment
Well, she did say she wanted to be a princess the right way so...
Ah nostalgia, I still remember the episode where Sofia went with the crusaders to take back the holy land.
The medieval man would be a great king, not seeking wars but an alliance
"Sofia wake up. What? Girl in village doing alright, princess over night? Sofia stop being hysterical. I'm marrying you off to your 55 year old uncle to strengthen my legitimacy"
*"You're too young to understand"*
0:03 look ware he was looking at
My absolutely must watch episode
Was when
Sofia parents died in her arms during the Spanish inquisition
"she didn't expect it at all"
Don’t forget about the Black Death
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
and then her sister will be married to her brother because that's how royal families work-
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Ah, Hamlet references. Great job
Plot twist, Richard Lionheart was of Occitan Culture, was raised in his Dukedom of Aquitaine in south France wich he cared way more about than about his kingdom. I googled it and apparently his name in Occitan is something like that : "lo Ric Valens Richart, rei dels Engles"
Got to love those realistic and historical accurate execution scenes, ah those witches never saw it coming.
Back then when FBI doesn't give a sh*t, Good times...
*wait , what?*
"Yes, sir. He the one who spoke that"
How could there have been an FBI with no America? Am I in the Ella Enchanted film adaptation? Or the Shrek film adaptation? Where am I?
“Then I became a princess overnight”
So your parents just died and you don’t even acknowledge it
lol remember that episode where sofia had to sacrifice the eldest lamb in the kingdom to make the lords of hell happy?!
prolly my favorite episode
Haha, used to love that show! By far my favorite episode was when the townspeople caught bubonic plague and died a slow painful death. Sofia was spared the Black Death because of her plot armor, but later contracted tuberculosis.
When princesses turned 12 the kings heard a microwave tic sound in their ears
This show is my childhood , i still remember that episode when they burn a woman because she is chanting a magic spell
Ah... what a beautiful childhood memories
i loved the episode where her friends contracted plague and her magic couldn’t cure them and she was forced to abandon them while they died
Uhhhhhhhh
Yo I loved the episode in the show where Sophia orders the murder of pretty much everyone in Southern France during the Albigensian Crusade
My favorite episode was when the village protestors got beheaded for trying to attack the castle because they thought theysaw sofia doing some witchcraft.
Dislikes are from people who don't want a strong alliance
Me with my newborn daughter on ck2:
Engaged a Bethoral at age 1 to 25 year old Duke of Burgundy
Nah fam those good genes are too good to lose to the Frenchies
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To the inbred fool Mehdi Ouassou, tales of your misdeeds are spread from Ireland to Cathay. This is a formal declaration of WAR. Our armies shall meet on the battlefield!
I hope she doesn’t end up like Marie Antoinette.
Killer Queen?
Gunpowder gelatin?
Dynamite with a laser beam?
Remember that Sophia the first episode where her planet blew because she was part of the rebel alliance and a traitor
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My favourite episode was when Sofia almost got assassanated by a peasant with a crossbow.
My favourite Sophia the first episode was where Amber's ears and hands were cut off after founding guilty of stealing the amulet.
It provided great moral to children
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
I... did not expect this but it’s historically accurate so I applaud you
My favourite part of the show was when the Roundheads used kids as body shields against the Irish
Great show
The best episode was where she and her friends smuggled Saint Mark's body out of Alexandria to Venice 👌
Girls: Mommy I want to be a Princess!
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I loved the episode where the village peasant lady was burnt by the stake for being accused of witchcraft
Guys, I bet you remember that episode where Aaron the Hermit was killed by knights for trying to encourage the government to make reforms, only for his son to rebel and brutally slaughter the entire monarchy and nobility in a great genocide, while Sofia escaped to marry the French where she witnessed a witch hanging and died while giving birth from dysentery, and her 17 year old husband went on a crusade to reclaim the Holy Land.
No? Did you even watch the show?!