i was having extreme diarrhea but i heard this song and this was my motivation song. it changed my life in several ways, in a good way. i got hoes,i got bitches, im rich, i have a big house, im elon musks kid, im kim k’s kid, and all of this happened after i heard this song. thank you for posting this. this song is the light of my life. you made the best of me.
Lyrics:) May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
My favorite lines: “Ya’ll actin like you’ve never seen a white person before” “And dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots dr Dre’s dead in my basement” “Will smith don’t cuss in his raps to sell records,well I do so fuck him and fuck him to” “You could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings” “I guess there’s a slim shady in all of us” I swear all those lines are so like iconic
Here is the lyrics ❤ May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
I’m a hiphop dancer meaning our dances usually include rap music- so this year my dance coach so humbly chose to do this song for our next dance recital. PLOT TWIST- it’s the sped up version. We’ve got about 30 seconds down on dance and it’s already the most exhausting dance I’ve ever done.
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My biggest flex is I can still rap it this fast
Me too fam
Same
Same well I’d skip the cuss words ykyk I ain’t tryna get screamed at
@@cigshynjn I try to skip them lol
@@cigshynjn no balls
This song will be legendary forever
Ong
Keep dis at 111 likes
fr fr
No.
Exactly
i was having extreme diarrhea but i heard this song and this was my motivation song. it changed my life in several ways, in a good way. i got hoes,i got bitches, im rich, i have a big house, im elon musks kid, im kim k’s kid, and all of this happened after i heard this song. thank you for posting this. this song is the light of my life. you made the best of me.
HELL EM QWBAT
WJAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
this song is life changing
HUH😭😭
WHAT-
Rule 89: If there's a song, there's a sped up version
yup
its a good rule
Yes
and slowed
I LOVEEE slim shady HE IS EVERYTHING
Lol it’s Eminem
*Eminem AND YES.
@@cyber2675 Actually it's both ^^ I'm pretty sure Slim Shady was his street name or smth
@@LeviAckerman-hd5id yuh the rapper is eminem/marshall but he liked slim as his street name lmao
@@cyber2675 💀💀💀
i love eminems raps so much oml, AND THAT INSTRUMENTAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Donald trump !!!
American ❤❤❤
THIS SONG NEVER GETS OLD 😻😻
This song is a whole new vibe
Lyrics:)
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
You writed all his? 😭
@@Anna.x222 heck naw i copied it off google, u rly think imma write all of this? im too lazy LMAOOO
@@avngersz5236 on my pc I get it off google get the words I want and boom. done
You srsly wrote all that jeez
@@Fortnite-bx5zh nope i just copy and pasted off google LMAO aint no way im writing all of that LMFAO
Eminem always gives you goosebumps. Best rapper❤
Eminem has my heart
ong. his songs make me cream
theese silly songs singlehandendly raise my mood every morning, i dont know what id do without them ❤
OMG it's so underrated u deserve better bestie
thank u sm!!
FR
Agreed!!😄😄
All she did was speed up the song 💀
@@jael3057 and you don't even do that
The fact that I can rap this on this speed makes me feel like I have accomplished something 😂
I can play it on electric guitar :O
sing rap god on this speed, then you'll be legendary
@@cyb3rhunnie that's easy
@@Marthastewart82balls 😂
Same 😭
OMG I LOVE THIS SO I DID NOT KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A SPEED UP OF THIS!!!!
I love thissss, i love sped up songs, i listen to this one on 1.25x speed, This is so great omll keep it up !!
the loop button looks really nice today
This song>>>>>>
I love this sm too😍😍
1:44 FAV PART
yesssss
Yes✨✨
@🌸•Rylee•🌸 just like ur basic ordinary mom
@🌸•Rylee•🌸 For liking a part of a song? Grow up
i was literally hearing that part when i read your comment i clicked and wondered why music didnt change
i feel guilty to listening this music without having daddy issues
just wanna ask, what this song about?? i just heard this song in radio so i searched it on youtube lol. also im bad in english :")
@@nekorynn Pretty sure its about being bold and yourself. And not going with the flow.
@@nekorynn it’s about being crazy also slim shady is Eminem’s nickname so it’s about people pretending to be him
@@Nico_Di_Angelo_ Ooohh i seeee. tysm for telling me
No need to feel guilt
1:03 is i think the edit audio part
I LOVE THIS HOW IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET!
It is now lol!
Are you sure
i love Eminem and his lyrics.. hes just too iconic 😂❤
1:17 - 2:06 favorite part ! 🤩
Keep up the amazing work Eminem ❤🔥❤🔥
My toxic trait is thinking I could rap this
I can lmao
Sams
I can
I can lol
lmao cant be me
my dad and i like blasting Eminem songs when my mom and little brother are away. it’s always fun.
:0 😦✨como así vaya se escucha divertido
Sounds like a beautiful tradition lol
i love this song because it is JUST a GREAT song
omg this song is so amazing i just cant stop LITSENING
I love this
2024 anyone 😅
Here 2024😋
Here×100💕✨️
26 September 2024, 10:03pm
Eymem
Actually 2027✨
damn thanks for this i got ym homework done because of this and now my mind is going to fast its amazing
Caught my 7 year old sis listening to this
We be vibing now
NAHHHHHH
My brother made me listen to this song when I was 5. Now I am 15 still listening
I love this sm.
Best song ever
bro this songs my childhood 😍😍
this channel >>>
frfr
I LOOOOVE SLIM SHADY
SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tell me why i cleaned my room for the first time in a WHILEEEEE jamming to this on loop
BRO SAME
it be fr cleaning out your closet lmao pun intended
This man could roast anyone in the world 💀
except for the one and only eric cartman
@@pastalloovveerr what.
@@x._lv4r3aa_.xnah Eminem can end “cart mans” whole career
@@x._lv4r3aa_.ximagine eminem and cartman having a roast battle
@@x._lv4r3aa_.x bro eric would just burst out crying
This song is legendary
AMAZINGGGG 10/10
Always gives good vibes
Love Eminem; listen to him everyday
SLAYED
The real slim shady is already standing
I just relized this was posted on my bday…
my childhood song
Wait wha-
@@IdioticKid69 lmfao
I repeat this song so many times that it's already 8pm 😅 i started at 2pm
eminem 🔛🔝
love this song
This is like my normal talking speed lmao 😭😭😭 that's why I love Eminem sm it's so fun to learn the songs
I love this song!!
My ear👂😭👌💕💕💕
I was looking for a reaction video to this song but came across this and I'm not quite sure what I just listened to but I'm here for it
Am I the only One Who is Thinking Abt that One "hEhE" that Eminem Said😥😖 1:38
This Song is the best Song i love it❤️✨
Love this song stop
i can sign this sped up without messing up
I love it sm ❗
I LOVE IT!!!
I still remember the time my teacher put finish the lyrics from famous songs and this song came up and all the boys were singing so loud😭😭😂
I love Eminem ❤and love this song ❤
Chika chika slim shady! >:3
1:03 is so iconic thoo
My favorite lines:
“Ya’ll actin like you’ve never seen a white person before”
“And dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots dr Dre’s dead in my basement”
“Will smith don’t cuss in his raps to sell records,well I do so fuck him and fuck him to”
“You could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings”
“I guess there’s a slim shady in all of us”
I swear all those lines are so like iconic
"All you boy bands do is annoy me so I've been sent here to destroy you *krrsh*"
The doctor dre one xd
“fuck it. let’s all stand up” is my fav
I mean the lines about Christina Aguilera are pure pure evil on a personal level
sound real well
Просто топ❤
u r a rap god if u can rap this
This slays .
My love to Eminem Is bigger than Europe ❤
My hardest flex I can this on 2x even sped up!
Hats off
@@aishasubby367 I don’t get it-
I mean congrats
@@aishasubby367 thanks!
LMAO 1 YEAR AGO AND I STILL DONT BELIEVE YOUR SHIT 💀💀💀💀
Me encanta esta cancion♡
0:58 ❤
1:43 best part ❤
Here is the lyrics ❤
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
@@thewatermelon2947 I’m so confused? I was just trying to put the lyrics in the comments… I’m sorry that I copied someone.
Dang
I love eminem
back in my day we used to call this nightcore
Yeah... "Sped Up" idk why but that just pisses me off xD
Well you cant change it now
ok unc
Best song ever❤️❤️❤️❤️
FIREEEE
BRO THE CAR IS FROM BELGIUM ME TOO OMFG
I’m a hiphop dancer meaning our dances usually include rap music- so this year my dance coach so humbly chose to do this song for our next dance recital. PLOT TWIST- it’s the sped up version. We’ve got about 30 seconds down on dance and it’s already the most exhausting dance I’ve ever done.
@ThatsJEO thats hilarious, wish i was at ur school ;-;
'Thatt rap' i can't forget it
I LOVE EMINEM
I`ll too
1:03 the best moment
Same my flex is that I can rap this no matter the speed
same
Lil b put me on blast on mtv
i think it's quite like "Without me" sometimes
I always get the words between mixed up
Bro crazy thing is that I sing all of it fast❤❤❤❤
Omg same 👇
I put this on 2x playback speed I ahem zero regrets
eminem is my husband
cringeeeeee Ur like 9 max
Same
Frfr
actualy he is cheating on you with me babes srry xoxo 💋
@@pastalloovveerr almost like there joking….
bruh this song wont get out of my head
2025 anyone?
Hola
🔥 So cool! 🔥
i love ur acc
thank you!!
He is a legend
emenim fans how much
?
Amazing that I can rap it this fast