WHAT YOUR STAR RAIL MAIN SAYS ABOUT YOU | Tectone Reacts
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I'm still amazed on teccy's ability to double a video's length by reacting to it
He learned it from the master himself, Asmongold.
😂😂😂
Bro is fluent in Yappenese
Tripled if you alrdeady enjoyed the original =p
Tectone turned a kafka trailer reaction that’s only 2 minutes into an 18 minute video LMFAO
The difference is that Kafka is the kinky mommy, whereas Natasha is an actual mommy -- kind and gentle, but with a side of 'I will blast my enemies in the face with a gigantic Demoman grenade launcher'.
Edit: Also the fact that Natasha has a butt-window in her outfit speaks volumes.
Yep, Kafka is a cold calculating bitch Natasha is someone that seems like she is genuinely nice and loving. If you take away Kafka's looks I think most would dislike her attitude and demeanor.
Natasha has a WHAT??
@@LordHaragnok A decently sizable hole as a part of her outfit design that can pretty much provide a view on her buns through the near tail-end of her coat.
Natasha is also one to punish you for misbehaving, no? :b
"Gimme that dead foxianussy" gotta be the most outrageous thing ive read this year
@SKULGRYN Go/jo Satorussy
Usually Tectone somehow predicts jabs coming his way before they even happen. Not this time though, bro wasnt ready for that jab, hahaha.
did he also predict the covid jabs? more mask mandates comming soon mostlikly and more vacca mandates.
Which one
@@playinzegamethe Kafka one
@@sleepytime9860 ahh ok thx
Fucking shots fired
Kafka = Dommy Mommy = Mommy Issues
Natasha is a mom = Treats you right and is strong willed.
These are not the same tectone.
This
Natasha is mother like, Kafka is mommy issues
Tell me you didn't pay attention to any interaction between Kafka and Trailblazer without telling me that
@@electricant55 So you? I don't know if you recall this but she has a thing called "Spirit-Whisper" a.k.a. ultimate manipulation. She also stated she doesn't care about you specifically and is only helping you cause it benefits her in the long run. You are a person with Mommy Issues.
my god how are you this goddamn dense @@jragonthedragon3055
@@jragonthedragon3055 do i fit that? i like kafka because spider design and personality, i honestly dont care about her and the tb's relationship as i aint the trailblazer myself
Few comments
1. Black Coffee is great but it is usually best with the non instant coffee. Try some arabic or brazillian coffee sometime and see
2. I laughed so hard at your reaction to Luka mains
3. I love Jin Yuan and dont care if he is considered mid. I wanna enjoy my game
4. I called it when she called you out.
5. Yes I am also a person who would love the option to play as Svarag. That is why I will be saving for Screwllum if he is playable
And imagine Sam ! Screwllum, while being a robot, still dresses and has the body build of a human but Sam is a full on mecha * - *
Gotta give it to them, they manage to make two robot characters have very distinct characterstics and cool aspect about them !
Yeah, most people just drink cheap Robusta coffee, and if that gets you what you need, either as a caffeine vehicle or a vehicle for sugars and syrups, then go for it.
But if you enjoy the unadulterated taste of coffee because you actually enjoy it and go after higher quality beans, then that's valid too.
Now you can get super high quality coffee from all over the world, with tons of variation in flavor that all work different depending on how roasted you get it. But it requires time and energy to research the best beans, the best growing location, find the best roaster, and then invest in and learn how to brew it properly depending on what method you prefer. It's a lot more work and $ than going down to Starbies or throwing a pod into your Keurig or doing some drip Folgers or something. And not everyone is up for that. And some people that do go to that effort are super obnoxious about it, just like many people are obnoxious about their hobbies (such as most gamers).
But that doesn't mean that either way of enjoying coffee is better than the other, just personal preference. So whether you're into high end coffee and spend $1000+ on your brewing/grinding etc. machines, or just want cheap coffee that gives you caffeine, or just enjoy sweet flavorful drinks and like coffee as a base for that, do you and don't let anyone stop you from doing what you enjoy.
As a Kafka and Stelle main, i can confirm this is accurate, i do also main Sampo but i know he is not innocent, he is a bad person but i appreciate him coming though for us in the end.
Yeah me too
Kafka is also a bad person tho what do you think she uses that katana for she even killed tons of guards in her trailer
I had literally never seen Arlans animations until I did the Gepard trial a few days ago lmao
kinda ironic how I've mained Clara for a while now, and I recently found a short video explaining how we fucked up our own feet by wearing shoes and how our toes are supposed to be spread out.
Wait Serval is 42? She looks younger than Tectone. Lmao
If she's looking young for 42 then I may do some unreasonable stuff just to get her gaze
Remember, she is Cocolia's best friend and they went to school together. If things were diff, she could be a mommy now like Cocolia.
cocolia also looks really young, the problem with serval is you automatically assume someone with such a cringe fashion sense can't be older than 17
There are not Arlan mains because the supports would become the main unit of the team, to be a true Arlan main, you have to use him by himself so he doesn't get powercreept by (my) Tingyun basic attack.
Also Arlan is Basically a Budget F2P version of Blade...
So he is at least good to use especially with Luocha...
Anybody else notice Sampo and March are the only characters that don't have a score on the rating pistol.
Also jingyuan, if im not wrong he is An emanator of the Hunt, so maybe march and sampo have hidden powers or something.
Or maybe this rating pistol is just pure scam trolling to make us theorize things that's making star rail content spreading more popularity to the game.
40:03
While i will say clara is an odd character to have as an option, My hope is that like Dan heng, her character gets an upgrade cuz when you read her light cone It explains why she's dressed the way she is. And it's because from birth when she was found she has always admitted an enormous amount of heat from her body. My guess is that we will have to go back to Belabog at some point. That
possible Clara will be the catalyst that brings In end to its winter once shes a little older maybe an can understand machines better
Cool! She definitely needs more lore as a 5*.
Tectone hasn't seen his mom in 12 years.
I haven't seen mine in 15 years.
Am I now the #1 Kafka main?
Teccy so honest with his mommy issues, i can see why he simped through and through for Kafka. 😂
As a silver wolf main, that was way too accurate. I share my waifu pulls with my wife (who doesnt care but is happy for me nonetheless).
Imagine having a wife, couldn't be me smh
@@SnekFangz(I’m crying from lack of affection right now)
I love teccy’s informational videos
your reactions are just gold haha. The part you looking for Lucy cracked me up!
The way my jaw dropped before I started cackling when she in fact called out Tectone 😂
Tectone predicted a jab 0:05 but seemingly forgets about it. I tell you 15:07 had me ROLLING xD!
I mean as a Kafka main, everything Lucy said is right except the hardcore femdom asmr. If anything I like how caring/gentle she acts towards Caelus/Stelle. It's 90% resting my head on her lap while getting my hair caressed and 10% step on me.
I've been wanting to recomment this video to you Teccy but I was too bussy. This video was peak comedy
Tectone looking for Lucy in his house was pretty funny
Tectone is just so much of a based red pilled sigma male that whenever a "female" "approaches him" he has to accept their challenge to war (the mommy issues are very deeprooted)
21:47 hes mentions the “people at the tavern” which is mentioned in the “masked fools” entry of the database who are the followers of Aha the Aron of elation thus a theory was created that he is either a follower or maybe even an emanator of Elation
There has also been a recent quest where an NPC spoke of the tavern, I hope we'll get to find out more about it soon
After Tingyun, his hair's white tips are enough to get me thinking he's Nanook fooling around all this time
There aren't any Emanators in Jarillo-VI during the story.
Tectone: no one drinks black coffee
Italy: exists
I was waiting from tectone to react to this LMAO
I'm 80% sure Sampo is a Stelleron Hunter
Lucy blew up so fast, feels like was just yesterday I first saw her FFXIV stuff, nice to see.
38:26 don’t worry it’s the seventh month in the Chinese calendar which is also called the hungry ghost month. Also fun fact Genshin 4.0 released at the start of the seventh month in the Chinese calendar.
The blade main got me😂 don’t out me like that😂😂😭
21:04 there's a simple explanation to that.
It was the longest running youtube ad before launch from Mihoyo.
Each ad view = 1 view on the video.
I get it, I have daddy issues cause I’m a Blade main :((
isnt blade just hot and tall? i feel like dan heng would be more of a dad figure
That’s not a reason
@@Thiago-yj7dg Honestly I feel like the only male character that might pass for a father figure in this game is Welt (maybe because he litteraly IS a father)
Jing Yuan: He may or may not do alot of dmg on the field but in your heart, it gonna be crits...Of emotional dmg.
Man, I didn't even notice the credit card thing when I first watched the video. Anyway, I LOVED her video and excited to see you react lol
i was watching this when he did the livestream , but ill still watch it cuz tec vids slap eggyLove
17:30
Jokes on you , I only have Natasha so I will still use her for MoC :D
I stepped in front of a truck once, and the truck got isekai'd.
this react was goated
As a Sampo main I am glad to finally see respect for my silly (and suspicious) little guy.
Glad I posted this in your discord
that video popped up outta nowhere on my recommended and I gotta say that Lucy's vid is easily the most hilarious HSR vid I have ever seen
Bro I was just watching this video the other day that’s hilarious
Bailu (not my "main) is so much fun cuz of the "standing here in silence, missing all the violence" voice line lmao.
People that hate on those that drink their coffee black just have never actually tasted good coffee before in their life.
And that's fine, if you like Starbucks or Folgers and like dumping tons of dairy or sugar or flavorings and use it as a vehicle for that, or all you care about is the caffeine, both of those are 100% valid. But it's equally valid if someone enjoys higher end coffee, and goes out of their way to get high quality coffee and prepare it with care, and then because it's so good they don't feel like they need the extra stuff, or the extra stuff actually dilutes the good flavors they enjoy. The same is true for tea as well, or really anything else. Some people just are utilitarian, some people like lower end stuff with tons of sugar or salt to make up the difference because it's cheaper, and some people like higher end stuff that takes more work to enjoy. None of these people are wrong, it's all personal preference.
I'm just trying to cut back on sugar and got called out by tectone for no reason 😅
NAH these jiggle physics are wild I wasnt even focusing.
Before I knew anything about hsr I remember seeing an ad of bailu running from the alchemy commission and that's really what originally got me into the game. Maybe that could be a reason for such a large view count on bailu's trailer?
As a Seele main i never tired of watching and listening to her Ult over and over for the 1k times , i even turn off fast forward before i use her Ult , im just sad i couldnt E6S5 her 😢
You will E6S5 her and E2 Silver Wolf on their reruns. I believe in you!
starrye fantomy, or for the en users illusions of the past
You know I usually don’t agree with Tectone’s takes, but at 7:16 I can understand. XD
13:30 You didn't have to call me out like that 😅
black coffee hit good esp when ur lactose intolerant ngl
still teccy's reactions hit even better
I can say Lucy is right about Yukong mains, or should I say "main" since I never see any love for my girl
Love Lucy lol great vid
Benefit of the doubt on Bailu is you went through a messy divorce, she got full custody of the kids and it breaks your heart every day knowing she's going to raise them to resent you or believe you walked out on them.
Edit: I'm ok.
at the risk of sounding creepy the explanation for why bailu's trailer is the most viewed is because of how adds work on youtube. out of all the characters to have their trailer be adds the 2 that pop up the most or bailu and Silver wolf. and if you watch an add for more the 30 seconds give or take it will add a view to the original video. alot of people may not skip adds due to being entranced, or by being unconcious whatever it may be its alot of extra views added for a decent subsection of the gacha sphere here on youtube
22:43 Yo 3 seconds of screen time with the funny bald man! My dream is complete!
Thank you Tectone very cool
When I got Kafka, I too was into the Dommy Mommy stuff. But after a while and a lot of Blade x Kafka fanart, I just started to see her as the Trailblazer's mom, and I mean their literal mom. "Mom, get out of my room. I'm playing minecraft." "Mom, stop being weird and go back to bed." "Mom, I don't wanna hear how you got Blade to ben-". See what I mean? I physically cannot stop seeing her as the Trailblazer's mom at this point.
17:49 me who mains both Kafka and Natasha: **MAXIMUM MOMMY ISSUES!**
having both on the same team :b
The Blade one felt very personal
As a Clara main, I do think that shoes are restrictive. Random Clara fact: the inside of her coat is blue.
Bro when yall gonna collab LOL yall are both hilarious
Dunno if it has to anything with Bailu trailer being most viewed but, there was a time before honkai Starrails release that I kept getting ads for it and it was only bailu's trailer over and over
i used hook alot, great dng dealer, and dps as well..
I'll say this right here and now, Lucy Pyre is speaking facts!
Seele main here, despite having sw.
Fu xuan will be my main soon though. She is going to have all of my me. I hope she does another vid later featuring future characters.
As a Blade main, that all checks out.
Tecky, have u played the yoimiya second story, most wholesome shit ever
Hello from the past. People who drink black coffee just don't want to consume unnecessary calories via sugar/milk. Ty for the content
japanese black coffee is actually really good
"May god strike me down.... wtf was that😅"
38:19 def took me off guard at first 😂
10:00 I love those moments of instant regret. 😂😂😂
Gepard has been always part of my team but not my main. And yes I always shout out his Ultimate 😂😂😂
Bro tectone took it personal
Tetone: "i like mutual respect and mutual love"
Stfu kafka main we all watched the vid
The jiggle physics is making me act up bro..
tectone started getting tilted a bit at the kafka part lmao
The March trap was legendary and its not even the best one of the video 😭😂
shes scratching at the walls not from the physical world but the side rooms. which are something i made up to complament the backrooms. basicaly they are inbetween all human built walls in a spacial anomaliy. but humans and animals dont see them
what was that explosion at the end
Imma take a nap 🙂
Man im on 50 50 and 75 pity I hope I can get Kafka I grinded like hell in last days
Updatee- guys I won 50/50 and now have both daddy blade and mommy kafka
I am so sorry that I laughed so hard that I dropped my phone and kicked it under a dresser when she mentioned you.
Me who mains blade & Kafka
(I need severe help 🗣️💯)
God Oh God, Im sending all my prays to have Lucky on next Teccy's Podcast 🙏💎🙏💎
Pay for bigger numbers = weak (and fastest way to burnout). Okay, maybe getting every character without copies and light cones is the extend when i can say it's still fine. Ultimately if it makes you happy, go for it, just control yourself.
What is a main even? I just use whoever is the strongest and simply builded to match the right weakness.
I was hoping you would watch this one, I even mentioned it in one of your streams. I thought it was f'kn hilarious.
Thank god Lucy is unfixable.
Sampo broke the fourth wall lol
13:40 guess i got double daddy issues😂😂
Only buff I think Yanqing might need is a slight increase to the proc rate on his followup. The fact I CAN have it go off 10 times and it really only happens 3/10 times is kinda sad. Hell just switch the values on his talent. 65% chance to happen 50% chance to freeze.
That end of Belobog stuff is speculated as Him being one of the Masked Fools who gather in a Tavern called World's End(this tavern is appeared in one of the Simulated universe room)
Everyone there are wearing masks and they kinda refer Aha.
How is silverwolf anymore braindead than half the characters used(including kafka).
Sampo was communicating with some masked fools 👍
Bro legit threw a rock to his own ceiling just to imitate god’s retribution. Respect.
Sampo is actually Sam from the stellaron hunters
Otaku-tone got blazed out by Lucy Pyre...his reaction says it all
I relate most to Quinque and I don't know how I feel about that.
But I do know I love to gamble on Star Rail and will do it during work if possible
21:40 is there a chance that Sampo might be Sam in Stellaron hunter
Im a new player and got a 5 star (clara) on my second 10 pull, and I didn't even realize she had no shoes but that was a scarily accurate description. I hate shoes and walk barefoot in winter...
Imagine hunt path march is like elysia lmao
24:20 blud saying she looks like 40 and thats not a smash but then he looks at the mirror and just looks like hes 20 years older than servap