RT Podcast #286 Table of contents: … with Gus, Brandon, Barbara and Burnie (and Gus) 00:45 Start and introduction 01:10 Closest to quitting Rooster Teeth 01:48 The Simpsons marathon 04:52 What happened to that person? 05:40 Back to the Future: 30 years later 06:27 Future photo (1) 07:04 99 beers for Gus 09:27 How is your stream, Gus? 10:08 Bathroom talk and shitty toilet paper 11:56 Clipped finger nails 12:27 RIP Finch the cat 14:49 Future photo (2) 15:09 On air 15:46 Coin fiasco 18:32 DDOS attack and bomb threats 19:17 Amazon bought Twitch 20:33 Burnie’s Christmas gift for Gavon 22:10 Sperm count and fertilization video 22:43 Sex Ed urban legend 24:14 150 million sperms 24:54 Slow Mo ejaculation and Phantom camera 26:46 King of one more and Malcolm McDowell 27:50 Orson Wells did not take any shit 30:10 Generation of 70s directors 31:18 Drunk History about Citizen Kane 33:01 Books about the digital media 33:59 Gavin and pools 34:28 Ad read (Hulu Plus) 35:58 Gus picked by a bush 37:13 Gus is not going out for drinks 40:00 Austin’s drought is over and shirtless Blaine 41:36 Unfollow on Twitter 43:06 Smelly bathroom and light sensors 45:15 Oculus Rift in the office 48:12 Brandon’s beer coaster 48:34 Justin TV 48:54 Many, many RT productions 51: 59 P.T. Sponsor Cut and Gus’ motion sickness 54:20 B-list podcast with Blaine 54:46 Horror games and scary moments 57:19 Funny Simpsons and Treehouse of horror 58:46 Five Nights at Freddy and P.T. 59:48 State of Decay and hard achievements 61:35 Ad read (Nature Box) 63:29 Resident Evil 2 scary alligator video 64:26 T-Shirt Tuesday: The Grand Heist 65:14 Rooster Teeth goes to Pax Prime 66:20 Lazerteam perks and The Strangerhood 67:46 Infamous 535 perk 70:07 Pax Prime and Fan Expo 71:12 Collectable guide for Disney princesses 72:09 RT at New York ComicCon and MCM Expo 72:50 Guardians of the Galaxy and Sin City 2 73:43 Let’s be Cops and Gus watching Premiere League 75:02 First day od school pics 78:14 Ice Bucket Challenge Halloween costume 79:29 Ice Bucket Challenge goes viral 82:17 Funny Ice Bucket Challenge videos 83:58 Where do memes start? 85:01 How did the IBC challenge start? 89:55 Live 8 free concert and raising awareness 91:18 Burnie’s diving accident 92:55 Wrap Up
But they wouldn't skip a heart beat to invite that fucking douchebag Blaine, I think that's his name, the muscle bound douchebag, they were talking about who lifted the pack of beers, I fucking hate him.
I find it funny how Barb the Canadian, pronounces the second T in Toronto and how the Americans pronounce it Torono which is how most people in the GTA say it.
For anyone who cant get enough podcast, you can go to their website or itunes and listen to old ones. They're really good even without video and can make a great substitute for music if you're doing things around the house or driving.
Yaaa fan expo was sickkkk!!!!! They didn't have a booth but you could still get to talk and get a picture and stuff with them :) thanks for coming to Toronto :))
I feel bad for Brandon. But I can relate to him. Everyone talks about cool shit that they do with the people at work. And we just sit there like... "No one invites me to things." :(((
Why can't you people just love Rooster Teeth for what it is? I love everyone and everything at Rooster Teeth. They're all funny and they're all good people. Geez.
Haha I actually knew about ALS before the Ice bucket challenge because I read the book Tuesdays with Morrie but I just forgot about it. The challenge really succeeded in spreading awareness through its viral nature.
Tomas Sarmiento It's the same as "First!" just 300 people can do it instead of one. It's not related to the video or Rooster Teeth so it shouldn't be in the comments section, it's spam.
Tomas Sarmiento It's not hard to be here.. and it's not a real club. It's retarded and I'm personally tired of reading dumb comments about this rather then real ones about the video.
The scariest thing to ever happen to me in a Resident Evil game was in RE4. I was at the lake and I saw some fish in the water, so I decided to shoot at them. BIG MISTAKE, that plus the Regenerators gave me nightmares for days.
Slightly OCD. Watching all the video podcasts because I can't stand having a huge list and not watching all of them in order. Finally less than 100 to catch up.
4 years time, worth of study, I am moving to America and applying for a job at RoosterTeeth, who wouldn't want to work in such a unique and passionate business?
For anybody curious about how vehicles react when loaded with water it is a very scary thing. A half empty tanker (fire truck) it feels like at any turn, brake, or acceleration it you very much feel the water sloshing around, especially with the turns. Going around a bend it feels like the truck is going to overturn.
The als challenge was inspired by the ice swimming challenge in norway, where you bathe in january and challenge a few friends to do it and post a video on facebook within 24 hours, if they dont they owed you a case of beer, it changed later to donations to cancer research, but started with beer :D
PortableGameInformer He's not leaving because he's bored, he's leaving because Gavin isn't there and therefore does not like the content. So it has nothing to do with attention span.
I just started watching these the other day while gaming, and have been working back from 298 man.... Burnie and Gus are my favorite so glad I decided to watch one, been watching let's play video's for months, will be definitely watching more of rooster teeth now.
Waah, I'm twelve years old and hate anyone at RoosterTeeth who's not Burnie, Gus, Barbara, or an Achievement Hunter! Dislike and unsubscribe! I'm gonna go have my mom change my diaper now!
I'm a loser who is so offended that everyone doesn't like everyone on a channel so I'm gonna complain about it when though everybody is entitled to their own opinion
Scott H 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. (some people say "you got" before 98)
Regarding what Burnie said about driving trucks filled with liquid- I worked at a factory from which they shipped various types of oils, and the truckers used to tell me about how especially in winter when the roads were icy they would have to brake a solid distance ahead of where one normally would because after they stopped, the oil would slosh forward in the tank and could push the entire truck several meters forward. To me that sounds super scary.
Good to see them talk about Oculus because unless I missed them talk about it before, this is the first time I have really heard them talk about it, cause I know Yahtzee Croshaw (who I also watch) has been going on about it for years now.
Burnie is always talking about flight-or-fight response and how he is a fighter. And the one time he encounters a situation that requires flight or fight, he figuratively flies.
Wow burnie put ALS in context for me. I didn't really know the term ALS when the ice bucket challenge became a thing. It kind of rang a bell, but not really. However I grew up knowing what lou gehrig's disease is. Burnie connected the two for me. Good work Sir.
On the thing with not wanting kids and not liking kids. It's more about having it shoved in your face (specially if you have friends with kids/families) and the EXPECTATION that we should of course think they're so precious and special and that we should care for them as much as a parent or someone who likes kids. And that we somehow share responsibility of the care of them, when we chose to not take on that responsibility by not having kids. And if you tell someone you don't like kids or that you don't want them tossing their pics your way they get upset. Rant mode disabled...
I think the reason Expendables was so popular is because there were so many action stars in it and something like that was never done before but, after two movies having that be the only draw, it got old.
I have no idea if they check these comments. But them talking about RTX got me thinking. Why have they never had Steve Downes the voice of Master Chief come down? He has said he would love to meet them and maybe even do some guest work in Red vs Blue. Just wondering. I think it would be cool if they invited him.
Talking about Motor Neurones Disease Charity my grandmother had and died of Motor Neurones Disease and I agree with Barbara about people who comment about it.
The ALS co creator death thing isn't a myth, he go so excited about all the donations and how popular it got, he desided to do a polar plunge ice water challenge and he jumped off a building into a lake but he hit his head and drowned.
RT Podcast #286 Table of contents:
… with Gus, Brandon, Barbara and Burnie (and Gus)
00:45 Start and introduction
01:10 Closest to quitting Rooster Teeth
01:48 The Simpsons marathon
04:52 What happened to that person?
05:40 Back to the Future: 30 years later
06:27 Future photo (1)
07:04 99 beers for Gus
09:27 How is your stream, Gus?
10:08 Bathroom talk and shitty toilet paper
11:56 Clipped finger nails
12:27 RIP Finch the cat
14:49 Future photo (2)
15:09 On air
15:46 Coin fiasco
18:32 DDOS attack and bomb threats
19:17 Amazon bought Twitch
20:33 Burnie’s Christmas gift for Gavon
22:10 Sperm count and fertilization video
22:43 Sex Ed urban legend
24:14 150 million sperms
24:54 Slow Mo ejaculation and Phantom camera
26:46 King of one more and Malcolm McDowell
27:50 Orson Wells did not take any shit
30:10 Generation of 70s directors
31:18 Drunk History about Citizen Kane
33:01 Books about the digital media
33:59 Gavin and pools
34:28 Ad read (Hulu Plus)
35:58 Gus picked by a bush
37:13 Gus is not going out for drinks
40:00 Austin’s drought is over and shirtless Blaine
41:36 Unfollow on Twitter
43:06 Smelly bathroom and light sensors
45:15 Oculus Rift in the office
48:12 Brandon’s beer coaster
48:34 Justin TV
48:54 Many, many RT productions
51: 59 P.T. Sponsor Cut and Gus’ motion sickness
54:20 B-list podcast with Blaine
54:46 Horror games and scary moments
57:19 Funny Simpsons and Treehouse of horror
58:46 Five Nights at Freddy and P.T.
59:48 State of Decay and hard achievements
61:35 Ad read (Nature Box)
63:29 Resident Evil 2 scary alligator video
64:26 T-Shirt Tuesday: The Grand Heist
65:14 Rooster Teeth goes to Pax Prime
66:20 Lazerteam perks and The Strangerhood
67:46 Infamous 535 perk
70:07 Pax Prime and Fan Expo
71:12 Collectable guide for Disney princesses
72:09 RT at New York ComicCon and MCM Expo
72:50 Guardians of the Galaxy and Sin City 2
73:43 Let’s be Cops and Gus watching Premiere League
75:02 First day od school pics
78:14 Ice Bucket Challenge Halloween costume
79:29 Ice Bucket Challenge goes viral
82:17 Funny Ice Bucket Challenge videos
83:58 Where do memes start?
85:01 How did the IBC challenge start?
89:55 Live 8 free concert and raising awareness
91:18 Burnie’s diving accident
92:55 Wrap Up
yay, time to watch my favorite podcast, something uplifting on the day before school starts.
Shoutout to internet box
How you doing now?
I would like to see a Rooster Teeth T-shirt that has a roll of toilet paper in the middle and over the top it says "I have all of the power"
You're fucking brilliant.
Nobel prize
Samuel Neubauer razzie lol
@Amish brotherhood haha, weird how a five year old comment on a podcast can be so accurate all this time later.
That would’ve been truthful at the beginning of this summer.
I feel really bad for Brandon, he addressed the fact that no one invited him out with them twice, and both times he got glossed over and just blanked.
But they wouldn't skip a heart beat to invite that fucking douchebag Blaine, I think that's his name, the muscle bound douchebag, they were talking about who lifted the pack of beers, I fucking hate him.
Arthur Daniyelyan ok calm down a bit
+Alex Pin
Calming down.
Google+ doesn't like me! XD
I agree, he mentioned it and they just laughed it off, but still didn't answer him. Bring Brandon back, I'd rather see him than Blaine or Kerry.
"if everyone in this building tried to work their way through this... could we"
Is Geoff in the building?
hehe
he could probably put two of those cases down before lunch on his own
Bruce Wayne Batman?
Joel Texas Max Payne?
nick schoenhoft No but, I know that guy. He's a good guy for a drunk.
I love smoking a bowl to the RT podcasts it's like being in a kick ass circle without having to pass the bong
Yo I'm gonna try that!
I do it all the time, I love it
I find it funny how Barb the Canadian, pronounces the second T in Toronto and how the Americans pronounce it Torono which is how most people in the GTA say it.
hows this funny
hows it not
AdamFH because gta is in america so...
Dude.... GTA stands for Greater Toronto Area in this case..
Sydney Davis no its proboly some guy in love with grand theft auto and before he says anything i know he will just agree with you
For anyone who cant get enough podcast, you can go to their website or itunes and listen to old ones. They're really good even without video and can make a great substitute for music if you're doing things around the house or driving.
Oh shit my first under 301 club post, POPED MAH CHERRY!!
HAHAHAAAA! That legitimately made me laugh irl.
Tell the pope i said hi
Holy shit man...
popped a molly
Sigh
Yaaa fan expo was sickkkk!!!!! They didn't have a booth but you could still get to talk and get a picture and stuff with them :) thanks for coming to Toronto :))
I feel bad for Brandon. But I can relate to him. Everyone talks about cool shit that they do with the people at work. And we just sit there like... "No one invites me to things." :(((
Why can't you people just love Rooster Teeth for what it is? I love everyone and everything at Rooster Teeth. They're all funny and they're all good people. Geez.
Could you guys upload earlier now with school
Just a suggestion ps you guys rock
Can you change how stupid long it takes RUclips to upload?
Just a suggestion
Just watch it the next day after school
***** I am calm? RUclips just takes forever to upload, but maybe you're not familiar with that?
they should upload the podcast on Saturday so i can watch it over the weekend
If you have sponsorship you can just watch the video podcast on demand a week early at any time you want.
office runs out of toilet gus: I GOT THE POWER!
Gus can live in my guest house.... it's my mums shed... Gus?
Finch sounds like the most tsundere cat ever. It sounds adorable.
Little did Burnie know, he would never see that stupid cup.
Haha I actually knew about ALS before the Ice bucket challenge because I read the book Tuesdays with Morrie but I just forgot about it. The challenge really succeeded in spreading awareness through its viral nature.
Congrats to everyone who made in under the 301 club.
Mars Bruno How does that piss you off?
Tomas Sarmiento It's the same as "First!" just 300 people can do it instead of one. It's not related to the video or Rooster Teeth so it shouldn't be in the comments section, it's spam.
Tomas Sarmiento It's not hard to be here.. and it's not a real club. It's retarded and I'm personally tired of reading dumb comments about this rather then real ones about the video.
.....a week after everyone else saw it.
kiraanimerawr1 Jesus man I was wondering why he's pist and I don't need to hear about your problem's okay
I love these podcasts, I finish my work, my homework, and I have something funny to watch when I get home, thanks roosterteeth!
Where is the table of contents guy I miss him
The scariest thing to ever happen to me in a Resident Evil game was in RE4. I was at the lake and I saw some fish in the water, so I decided to shoot at them. BIG MISTAKE, that plus the Regenerators gave me nightmares for days.
Slightly OCD. Watching all the video podcasts because I can't stand having a huge list and not watching all of them in order. Finally less than 100 to catch up.
Got to meet Barbara, Lindsay, and Meg at a bar in Toronto on the Saturday night of Fanexpo. They were super cool and it made my night for sure.
Give the beers to Geoff and he'll probably finish them all
4 years time, worth of study, I am moving to America and applying for a job at RoosterTeeth, who wouldn't want to work in such a unique and passionate business?
But...but... Gavin aka everyone's favorite woodpecker... The podcast needs you.
I like woody woodpeaker more
But Gavin is a douchebag
Spoiler: he's not in the new podcast either.
Sir Doge
Haters gonna hate.
Sir Doge He is a douchebag. And has no respect or etiquette.
For anybody curious about how vehicles react when loaded with water it is a very scary thing. A half empty tanker (fire truck) it feels like at any turn, brake, or acceleration it you very much feel the water sloshing around, especially with the turns. Going around a bend it feels like the truck is going to overturn.
why replace Gavin with Brandon i feel the screwed us with this
***** my gripe is that they couldnt find anyone better than Brandon to be on the podcast
***** Jack is very entertaining.
***** No one has noticed that you commented, i feel ashamed for the human race! o-o
The als challenge was inspired by the ice swimming challenge in norway, where you bathe in january and challenge a few friends to do it and post a video on facebook within 24 hours, if they dont they owed you a case of beer, it changed later to donations to cancer research, but started with beer :D
No Gavin? I'm out.
PortableGameInformer He's not leaving because he's bored, he's leaving because Gavin isn't there and therefore does not like the content. So it has nothing to do with attention span.
Go canada
Hey I take offense to that my attention span is way longer than a lemon's
No one will miss you, I promise.
I will miss him
Burnie and Gus look particularly dashing in this podcast. 10/10
Gus isn't full of the vinegar as much as he used to be -.-
Character growth.
ds12z That's his corrosive sweat. Laptops and jail bars beware.
themastermason1 sounds like a good episode of mythbusters
What if it's reversed for Gus, he'll be a grumpy young person and and nice old man.
Jesse Bennett Oh you mean like the Salsa Escape and Floss jail myths? The salsa escape myth is kinda fitting considering Gus' hispanic heritage.
I just started watching these the other day while gaming, and have been working back from 298 man.... Burnie and Gus are my favorite so glad I decided to watch one, been watching let's play video's for months, will be definitely watching more of rooster teeth now.
WHERES GABIN >:0
Was in the UK when this was filmed
who is gabin
Where IS Gaben?
half life 3 confirmed Gaben gone missing
wheres gabyn?
I really like Brandon and Chris, they have unique senses of humor! :)
Take one down pass it around 98 cans of beer in the box....
it would take about 2 and a half weeks to watch all of these podcasts non stop
Comments summary: Barbara's shirt makes guys desperate. VR headset. Beer. Cancerous comments about Brandon.
We really need an achievement hunter podcast just at least one please!!!
You mean every let's play?
You guys are awesome. P.S. Barbara is hot
That Burnie rage was the best thing about this podcast. Loved it.
Waah, I'm twelve years old and hate anyone at RoosterTeeth who's not Burnie, Gus, Barbara, or an Achievement Hunter!
Dislike and unsubscribe! I'm gonna go have my mom change my diaper now!
Shhhhhh
Lol
Shots fired
I'm a loser who is so offended that everyone doesn't like everyone on a channel so I'm gonna complain about it when though everybody is entitled to their own opinion
I've been looking forward to watching this after football practice all day!
wtf the 99 shit is real!? hahaha sweet!
99 cans of beer on the ground , 99 cans of beer on the ground, take one out pass it around, 98 cans of beer on the ground.
Scott H 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. (some people say "you got" before 98)
Oh dont get me wrong i know how it goes, but in this case (ha) it's cans of beer on the ground :>
I'm watching an @midnight recording from last week & I see it. Yeah, it's real!
Why is it that every time Brandon smiles it looks like flowers petals and rainbows are gonna pop out everywhere?
Cayde: "And there will be a tone of loot!"
Everyone: *Cheers*
Cayde: "IN THE LOOT CAVE!!"
Everyone: *Even more cheering*
God damn, Burnie is a great fucking friend. You guys at RT are lucky.
Barbara's shirt says I love the bad boys in french!!!LOL
according to Wikipedia, as of October 25th 2014, expendables 3 had a budget of 90 mil, and made 204.2 mil
"Tuesdays with Morrie" . great book about ALS and people.
I really like that new story about jumping into the water it was really interesting.
Yeah I have never heard it before. It has never been talked about. Burnie has never said that story before. It's so new
I love Barbara shirt, it says "I love the bad boys" in French :)
I sincerely hope one day I work for a company that encourages as much on the job drinking as RoosterTeeth does!
Regarding what Burnie said about driving trucks filled with liquid- I worked at a factory from which they shipped various types of oils, and the truckers used to tell me about how especially in winter when the roads were icy they would have to brake a solid distance ahead of where one normally would because after they stopped, the oil would slosh forward in the tank and could push the entire truck several meters forward. To me that sounds super scary.
1:26:03 Actually, the Ice Bucket Challenge started for Cancer awareness, the ice was meant to simulate a toned-down version of Chemo-Therapy
Wow, 51 different shows in production, that is crazy.
Gavin needs to never leave the podcast. Without him there is no comedy.
Brandon, the coaster is literally right there.
Thanks for the outro song.
I was trying to find the easiest way to contract cancer, but now I don't have to anymore
Oh man that 99 pack in the thumbnail means that this is gunna be a good one
"Ejaculation example."
*Cues a Disney commercial ad*
I fucking can't do this I'm dying of laughter
Good to see them talk about Oculus because unless I missed them talk about it before, this is the first time I have really heard them talk about it, cause I know Yahtzee Croshaw (who I also watch) has been going on about it for years now.
uploaded on my bday :) thanks for the gift guys
Brandon isn't my favourite, but I still enjoy his presence. People give him too much crap.
i wanna see gus, burne, matt, and geoff in a podcast.. it would be great!
Burnie is always talking about flight-or-fight response and how he is a fighter. And the one time he encounters a situation that requires flight or fight, he figuratively flies.
i love these guys soo much i wanna work there so bad it hurts
The ALS Ice bucket challenge started in Beverly, MA for Pete frates who was a college baseball player and was diagnosed with ALS about 2 years ago
Yea they just said that
whenever someone talks about prices i always mentally convert it to sterling so i can decide if i think it's a good price
I kept thinking that box was an ad I couldn't get rid of.
Specifically waited for video after seeing the description on the website about the beer run
Man the Outtro song is like the Gus anthem.
2:45 is exactly why everyone is missing Gavin in the podcast this week
i like how in the hulu plus ad they sneak in rvb at the end lol
The best podcast: Gavin, Burnie, Gus, and either Geoff or Ryan
.
***** Yeah very true, either of them sound just as good
Sooooo, I was half listening while working and I hear Barb... " how much do you jizz? " lol WHAT?
Markiplier totally wore a rooster teeth shirt, its pretty great
Ireland certainly did not set a new high temperature record this year! We're so small that we get ignored sometimes on a world map...
Wow burnie put ALS in context for me. I didn't really know the term ALS when the ice bucket challenge became a thing. It kind of rang a bell, but not really. However I grew up knowing what lou gehrig's disease is. Burnie connected the two for me. Good work Sir.
Usually Brandon seems a bit shy or scared, but brought a good bit of funny to this.
I am really glad I found out what rooster teeth was. yall are great keep up the good work!
The King/Queen of "One More" or "One More Time" is any marching band director.
Ever.
We need an 80 person podcast now...
On the thing with not wanting kids and not liking kids.
It's more about having it shoved in your face (specially if you have friends with kids/families) and the EXPECTATION that we should of course think they're so precious and special and that we should care for them as much as a parent or someone who likes kids. And that we somehow share responsibility of the care of them, when we chose to not take on that responsibility by not having kids. And if you tell someone you don't like kids or that you don't want them tossing their pics your way they get upset. Rant mode disabled...
they should have called that pack of beer "On the wall bundle" :P
Just a thought.. Can RT post the topics being discussed with a timeline on their Video podcast?
I think the reason Expendables was so popular is because there were so many action stars in it and something like that was never done before but, after two movies having that be the only draw, it got old.
I have no idea if they check these comments. But them talking about RTX got me thinking. Why have they never had Steve Downes the voice of Master Chief come down? He has said he would love to meet them and maybe even do some guest work in Red vs Blue. Just wondering. I think it would be cool if they invited him.
Julie Kavner doesn't do Marge, Patty, and Selma's voices in public because she doesn't want the mystique of it all to be broken up.
more seasons of RvB need to be on Netflix c:
That alligator thing from Resident Evil 4 scared the living crap out of me
Barbara's reaction at 1:29:55 is golden! It's sad that a lot of the people writing in those ridiculous comments don't even know what a book is :')
Talking about Motor Neurones Disease Charity my grandmother had and died of Motor Neurones Disease and I agree with Barbara about people who comment about it.
I think plenty of people knew what ALS was before the ice bucket thing, except as Lou Gherig's disease.
"....Would you like it on your toaster? You know we're just that much closer...."
The ALS co creator death thing isn't a myth, he go so excited about all the donations and how popular it got, he desided to do a polar plunge ice water challenge and he jumped off a building into a lake but he hit his head and drowned.
I love being a sponsor.
The shirt Gus is wearing. Yes. Just yes.
Laughed so hard when Burnie got scared again