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  • 10 Food-Themed Stories | Best of Would I Lie to You? | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy
    0:00 - Lee Mack: "On a recent train journey under cover of darkness in a tunnel, I secretly switched bananas with the stranger opposite because his looked better than mine.
    4:45 - Gregg Wallace: "I always make toast by ironing the bread, it tastes much better that way."
    9:43 - Bob Mortimer: "I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."
    14:27 - Jack Dee: I had to reprimand my builder after I came home early one day and caught him eating doughnuts in the bath.
    17:37 - Lee Mack: Last year I was ordered to leave Blackpool Tower after I threw a sausage roll off the top.
    19:40 - Dale Winton: "As a child, rather than sleeping with a comfort blanket or teddy bear, I slept with a potato."
    22:28 - Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall: "Occasionally, as a treat, I put marmite on my face, and let my dog lick it off."
    27:22 - Nikki Fox: I love gravy so much that I freeze it into ice lollies to suck in the summertime.
    29:07 - Chris McCausland: "I eat an apple a day in a very particular way."
    32:22 - David Mitchell: "Once a week, I love to eat a full English breakfast, but can only do so if I am entirely stripped to the waist."
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  • @grim782
    @grim782 9 месяцев назад +39

    Bob Mortimer ripping apples in half is the single best moment ever presented on television.

  • @annebatchelder
    @annebatchelder 8 месяцев назад +48

    Greg Davies’ pure joy when Bob opens the apple is so adorable!

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 6 месяцев назад +2

      He is the biggest kid, I love that things still delight him on that level.

  • @volundrfrey896
    @volundrfrey896 8 месяцев назад +20

    After I first saw Bob tear an apple apart I tried it myself and it wasn't easy, but it was easier than I thought and I managed to do it. Now I have a card ready if I'm ever on would I lie to you.

  • @hypernova9704
    @hypernova9704 4 месяца назад +9

    3:11 "You know when it's so dark that you think, God it's so dark I could Nick a banana"
    Lee mack everybody

  • @Eddiearch
    @Eddiearch 3 месяца назад +3

    Dale Winton’s potato story might be one of the most convincingly told lies in the history of the show. Underrated

  • @jeonramsay
    @jeonramsay 5 месяцев назад +9

    bob mortimer needs to be in every episode

  • @kathilisi3019
    @kathilisi3019 9 месяцев назад +20

    Bob Mortimer looks like Martin Freeman's insane uncle

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 8 месяцев назад +4

      Based on what we’ve learnt about him from this show, he certainly acts like it as well

  • @buttonmasherpro1472
    @buttonmasherpro1472 3 месяца назад +3

    13:58 How does Lee make catching the apple so comedic? It's like he knew what was going to happen. Amazing.

    • @RoyTheMouth
      @RoyTheMouth 3 месяца назад

      I love that sort of thing 😅

  • @freyaa6209
    @freyaa6209 9 месяцев назад +13

    Charlie Brooker’s “why?!!” Always cracks me up

  • @whatever4065
    @whatever4065 9 месяцев назад +81

    Patsy Kensit's laughter during Bob Mortimer's part is so infectious

    • @jimmyfarley5581
      @jimmyfarley5581 9 месяцев назад +17

      Yes the sound of a 60 a day smoking habit.

    • @steiphen
      @steiphen 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jimmyfarley5581😂

    • @laradodd5934
      @laradodd5934 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@jimmyfarley5581❤❤❤❤

    • @kptmaci4979
      @kptmaci4979 8 месяцев назад +3

      She is all of us simply listening to his ridicolous explanations 😂

    • @haroldkane9714
      @haroldkane9714 5 месяцев назад

      Blame it on the bell boy

  • @rosiesue557
    @rosiesue557 Месяц назад

    I love David and Lee arguing about the stories 🤣🤣

  • @isaacolivecrona6114
    @isaacolivecrona6114 9 месяцев назад +15

    If I had my bear hands I too could rip an apple in half.

  • @MightyMouse350
    @MightyMouse350 8 месяцев назад +3

    11:04 and there it is.. Bob's adorable

  • @Bobby.Kristensen
    @Bobby.Kristensen 4 месяца назад +2

    Just got a genius idea where they make a show of all the lies where they make them reality xD

  • @anodizedpanel9245
    @anodizedpanel9245 9 месяцев назад +6

    If an apple is left on the tree it will naturally split in half. This is actually one of the pressures of the harvest; to get them in before they split.

  • @GOD-sp8io
    @GOD-sp8io 9 месяцев назад +4

    babe wake up new would I lie to is here

  • @jonneateh5815
    @jonneateh5815 5 месяцев назад +1

    The cat in a fridge would be a perfect would i lie to you card

  • @matthewcullen1298
    @matthewcullen1298 9 месяцев назад +5

    Nothing wrong with liking pasteries 😊

  • @orlandocat308
    @orlandocat308 6 месяцев назад +1

    My mum was born in 1925. They were very poor. Her mother made her a potato dolly which she loved, but one day it was gone as it was needed for dinner. Very upsetting even 70 years later.

  • @grantjohns
    @grantjohns 4 месяца назад +1

    A warmish sausage roll"

  • @marymikehawkins6682
    @marymikehawkins6682 3 месяца назад

    So so funny, ironing toast.... lol

  • @FetidPhlesh
    @FetidPhlesh 9 месяцев назад +9

    VEGETABLES!

  • @rosanvideo
    @rosanvideo 9 месяцев назад

    Holy wow the apple 🤣

  • @steveozone4910
    @steveozone4910 9 месяцев назад +1

    5:26. How did no one come up with Any Old Iron? 😂

  • @ginacable5376
    @ginacable5376 5 месяцев назад

    I love miles David and Lee.

  • @MrTerrymiff
    @MrTerrymiff 9 месяцев назад +2

    11:20 The front row of the BBC Rugby team scrum.

  • @tripaffleck
    @tripaffleck 8 месяцев назад +1

    I know what Gregg Wallace means; at first i thought he meant a steam iron as well, but i also prefer toast made with direct heat, as from a hot surface, than the indirect heat of a toaster. i make toast in a skillet, on the stove top; doesn't flatten the bread at all.

  • @ViewerNumber9
    @ViewerNumber9 6 месяцев назад

    Love Rhod....

  • @kevinriddell2105
    @kevinriddell2105 6 месяцев назад

    Nikki Fox is so gorgeous and has a great smile

  • @CS-mo7xp
    @CS-mo7xp 9 месяцев назад +11

    leigh macks bannana antidote was very funy. greeting's from egipyt

    • @tonyravioli1982
      @tonyravioli1982 9 месяцев назад +2

      To aid in your English Anecdote is the correct spelling. Antidote is a cure for an illness, most commonly poisons, or venoms.

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tonyravioli1982thankes you ,😇

    • @user-to6ci3ok8z
      @user-to6ci3ok8z 3 месяца назад

      You live in Egypt and yet you can't spell it. !!!!!!!!

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 3 месяца назад

      @@user-to6ci3ok8z thankes , you hav the wisodm of 4000 camel's

    • @pingu-fo6xi
      @pingu-fo6xi 3 месяца назад

      ​@@user-to6ci3ok8z Egypt doesn't sound or look remotely similar in English as it does in the Egyptian dialect

  • @antoniajane5442
    @antoniajane5442 5 месяцев назад

    Rip Dale Winton

  • @michaelhoward7414
    @michaelhoward7414 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love patsys laugh

  • @stephenhughes4943
    @stephenhughes4943 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love your observations. Believe it or not some best fish and chips can be found inland. I speak from experience.

  • @meinenklinke
    @meinenklinke 6 месяцев назад

    I was thinking to myself why anyone would be bothered by a builder sitting in their bathtub. What absolute absurdity; that prompt isn’t remotely believable. But then I remembered that a certain gentleman used his nail clippings to pick his teeth and realized that the bathtub scenario wasn’t ridiculous at all.

  • @ties4281
    @ties4281 8 месяцев назад +1

    Is that Richard and Jared Harris’ (grand)son? 5:39

  • @kvj1989
    @kvj1989 4 месяца назад

    Every 2 minutes i get a add, put less ads on it please.

  • @farhadmammadzada
    @farhadmammadzada 7 месяцев назад

    11:15 What David says? Either side of stoke? stroke?

  • @samig9032
    @samig9032 9 месяцев назад +5

    As someone who actually ate everything but the stem of apples as a child, it’s specifically bad for you to eat the entire core. There’s trace arsenic in the seeds.

    • @samig9032
      @samig9032 8 месяцев назад

      @@haley1536 Nope. If I die young maybe we can blame the apples 😂

    • @TheCesplin
      @TheCesplin 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's not enough to worry about

  • @Trillock-hy1cf
    @Trillock-hy1cf 8 месяцев назад

    In the Chris eating the apple story, when the camera pulls back, there are two different girls in the seat next to Lee. One is Masie Adams, but not sure who the blonde girl is.....what's going on??

  • @auto_math
    @auto_math 9 месяцев назад +1

    Anybody can rip an apple in two if the apple is ripe.

    • @rbokhoree
      @rbokhoree 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@JustWatching2024
      Anybody is usually used for humans. Animals were excluded from that statement.

    • @markglass9123
      @markglass9123 9 месяцев назад +3

      Even so, it'd be tough for toddlers.

    • @bumbaaclaaat2866
      @bumbaaclaaat2866 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah how about people with disabilities? They couldn't so hah

    • @auto_math
      @auto_math 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@rbokhoree David ? Is that you ?

    • @susannefitzpatrick9955
      @susannefitzpatrick9955 9 месяцев назад

      I can’t.

  • @c.lvr2602
    @c.lvr2602 9 месяцев назад +5

    21:58 - "whereas the Wintons, they're all over the shop"
    It saddens me that no one understood how clever that line was 😢

    • @plb1402
      @plb1402 9 месяцев назад

      ?

    • @c.lvr2602
      @c.lvr2602 9 месяцев назад +1

      @plb1402 Dale Winton used to present a show called Supermarket Sweep, in which contestants ran around shops, filling up their trollies with as much as possible. Quite literally, all over the shop

    • @plb1402
      @plb1402 9 месяцев назад

      Thanks! I remember now...@@c.lvr2602

    • @johnpeters4396
      @johnpeters4396 9 месяцев назад +1

      When I heard it I just thought WHAYY!

  • @percyclark8767
    @percyclark8767 8 месяцев назад

    My reality is broken by a rip in an apple, I too must master this Jedi magic

  • @sohailhussain9662
    @sohailhussain9662 2 месяца назад

    Realistically Southgate has done nothing with England, looking at the squad of players England should be reaching semis and finals without any hassle, regardless of who the manager is

  • @tinastagg6258
    @tinastagg6258 8 месяцев назад +1

    I just did a test here in Australia and my dog doesn’t like Vegemite. Also, that stuff really sticks to your cheek.

    • @JMac-
      @JMac- 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe the dog just doesn’t like the smell of your shitty ring piece.

    • @Trillock-hy1cf
      @Trillock-hy1cf 8 месяцев назад +1

      What, Vegemite is far superior to its rival Marmite!! Vegemite is much easier to spread on buttered toast, than that goopy runny, drips everywhere Marmite.....
      Oh,, been to Australia twice back in the 90's, Darwin (sea wasps), and Brisbane (also the river down to the Zoo) and had a great time, and friendly people......😄

  • @mrsilence666
    @mrsilence666 9 месяцев назад +4

    Don't eat apple seeds, people.

    • @matthewcullen1298
      @matthewcullen1298 9 месяцев назад

      Haven't they got a poison ín them

    • @Xenopolateccl
      @Xenopolateccl 9 месяцев назад +1

      There are trace amounts of cyanide in apple seeds, but you can safely ingest them. It only gets moderately dangerous if you eat more than 150, but who would even want that

    • @tonyravioli1982
      @tonyravioli1982 9 месяцев назад

      @@matthewcullen1298 Not really a poison. Cyanide. Most seeds from fruits have an element of Cyanide or something similar. Do not eat them, although you'd need around a thousand seeds or more to get a lethal dose.

    • @TheCesplin
      @TheCesplin 8 месяцев назад +1

      Don't tell me what to do

    • @user-ob8um7fi7m
      @user-ob8um7fi7m 6 месяцев назад

      i think that guy that is blind eats the apple whole? or was it another fruit?

  • @rooty
    @rooty 2 месяца назад

    Why was dale Winton dressed as captain scarlet

  • @Scotz9
    @Scotz9 5 месяцев назад

    Who is the weird looking girl in Lees team in the first sketch?

    • @johnahearn7964
      @johnahearn7964 4 месяца назад

      Nikki Fox. At 27 minutes she tells a weird story…