Here’s some time stamps and trigger warnings for the episode, please beware of the spoilers below! . . . Cw/tw - mention of hostage situation (~3:20), pc being paralysed (~13m), falling from heights (~27m, 40m, 41:50-44m, 50-51m,), npc death (49-50m, 1h18m-1h20m - temporary), emotional yelling grief (1h28m-1h30m), blood ritual? (1h30m-1:31:20) 0:00 - episode start 1:21 - DM recap start 3:29 - DM recap end 4:02 - DM sike 4:52 - Jay's disguise 6:45 - no window chamber 8:16 - fumbling with two bodies 9:33 - weird horse turn 12:05 - warforged enters combat 14:18 - Jay impersonating young king 16:18 - free flopping fish 16:42 - more constructs enter 17:18 - Chip's credit score grows 19:36 - riding horse into 21:03 - more king-construct confusion 22:45 - Gillion vs wall 25:13 - jumping out the window 28:15 - falling out the window 30:10 - can people fit in briefcases? 31:53 - construct jumps after 32:26 - Chip's mind takes a hit 33:35 - Abdul grapples Jay the king 34:24 - Jay's acting skills 36:04 - Gillion's kidnapping skills 37:39 - DM figuring out Gill situation 40:29 - Gillion jumps out the window 41:14 - pee break starts and ends 41:47 - horse chomps 42:46 - Ollie gets in a briefcase 43:46 - Condi is handsome, sexy, smart and lucky 44:11 - Chip catches briefcase-Ollie 45:41 - construct can teleport 46:46 - Abdul's bad day 48:34 - pretty sure that's infernal 49:08 - Abdul fucking dies 50:17 - Gillion maneuvers air 51:26 - Ollie gets out of briefcase 51:55 - Puddle the horse's last moments of destiny 53:47 - Jay walks outta window 56:40 - example of good communication 57:22 - construct gets slammed 58:14 - melting Puddle 59:29 - more guards get introduced 1:00:04 - "there's impostor among us" 1:02:25 - construct gets ejected, he was… 1:04:23 - Puddle sacrifices itself for destiny bonding 1:06:28 - single digit sallying 1:08:54 - ...innocent 1:09:51 - Gill jumps off the ledge with the king 1:11:27 - Ollie cries 1:14:10 - making a splash 1:16:06 - Jay jumps off the ledge with the king 1:16:59 - Chip and Ollie do business meeting 1:18:20 - Puddle back flips into death 1:20:03 - things get icy 1:22:38 - on the train 1:26:10 - King's worldview flips upside down 1:28:20 - griefing Puddle, Jay is the sane one 1:30:19 - undersea ritual of summoning horses 1:32:21 - Gill and Puddle talk 1:34:19 - "bugs, baldies, butts" 1:36:24 - episode end, patron shout out Hope to see yall here next week! And while we wait: You can check out JRWI patreon with 4 cool tiers, each with great perks including: a whole another campaign "Prime Defenders" DMed by Bizly, downloadable art concepts and music of the show; two exclusive podcast "Just Rolled With It" (post-episode discussions) and "Just Rolled What If?" (playing out alternative scenarios of the show), merch, DM notes and shout outs. AND a new superhero one-shot featuring our pirate trio DMed by Bizly! If you wanna support the show, but don't have a way to sub to patreon, you can always help by even just talking about it. Use #jrwishow to tweet, and check out great community art work at #jrwifanart on there as well. Follow r/jrwishow on reddit, rate the podcast on iTunes, subbing and leaving a comment here helps out as well. Share your thoughts so the crew can see feedback! They put so much into JRWI, it's incredible.
@@boopboop9313 I don't know I heard it on RUclips, and as we all know no one ever lies on RUclips, besides, I just commented to joke( also in the world of DnD)
the goddamn horse went through like three different character arcs in the one episode it was born, the fact it survived as long as it did is both hilarious and a crime against humanity
Current theory is that puddle is a projection of Gillian’s deep conscious. So the things it says are Gil’s thoughts just not ones he’s fully come to terms with. I fucking love puddle the horse, basically.
Fucking Chip trying to keep Ollie quiet stealthing in the alley is hilarious. It's like when you do something that makes your younger sibling cry and trying to keep them quiet before your parents hear.
Grizzly: just realize I have spared you guys today Me: *wondering what he saved them from* Me: *realizing bizzly used his sword* Me: *the sword could’ve stabbed through the brief case* Me: THANK YOU ALMIGHTY GRIZZLY FOR SAVING OLLY
Page 153 of the Dungeon Master's Guide: "If the bag is overloaded, pierced, or torn, it ruptures and is destroyed, and its contents are scattered in the Astral Plane. " 😦 ... Thank you Grizzly, oh merciful and powerful DM...
@@rosystudios That is true too, but (once again) page 153-154 of the Dungeon Master's Guide states: "Breathing creatures inside the bag can survive up to a number of minutes equal to 10 divided by the number of creatures (minimum 1 minute), after which time they begin to suffocate." Olly had 10 minutes in there before he'd start suffocating, and since the party was in initiative, it would have taken 100 rounds before that would happen. Of course, we don't know how Grizz would've ruled it for sure, so just take it as this little rule lawyer's fun fact over anything substantial. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spoilers below The fact that they got more emotional over a literal spell then a man getting disintegrated really shows what kind of podcast this is, I love it
@@drapas yeah but like they just picked up a random ass dude who never wanted to get involved to help him plot to kill thing king??? lmao? Like Alfonds was probably paranoid as hell, working for the blossom boss for a long time and then suddenly being threated by him for something he didn't even do like I'm not justifying his actions but idk I didn't really sit right for some reason
27:52 “Thank you for giving me a destiny!” As the horse leaps towards its supposed death is awfully similar to “thank you for showing me what it means to be human!” And I didn’t want to cry today Charlie Slimecicle.
@@Mreoewwmrow instead of doing deals with traumatized fish men, a random mayor, and a person jus tryna make music this guy actually jus wants to not make deals, but ruin people's lives on purpose bc he can and absolutely will
*spoilers for minute 36 of this ep* when charlie described gill saying “i guess i’ll just get my things and go” and getting the king from under the bed and trying to scoot to the doorway without the machine robot guy seeing him, while everybody was laughing i literally reacted out loud saying “oh my fucking god”, which was the first phrase said after that explanation. i think it is a very appropriate reaction.
Gillion and Olly: *crying over a horse made of water that they can just bring back and knew for less then a day* Jay: Chip do you ever feel like the onl- Chip in an anguished voice: WWHHHYYYYYY?!!?!!!!?! Jay: Jay do you ever feel like the only sane person here? Yeah all the time Jay
Music timestamps: unfortunately I don't know every song/track in existence, so if you know the song tell me in the replies that would be greatly appreciated :) 0:00- Invitation to Freedom (Persona Q2) Thank you to Mythic Musique in the replies for the song! 22:50- For Treasure ~ Decisive Battle II (Octopath Traveler Break, Boost, and Beyond live!) 29:20- They Who Govern Reason (Octopath Traveler) 01:06:45- GUYS WHAT SONG IS THIS IT SLAPS SO HARD I GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW I'm finished with the episode and those were all the songs I recognized. If a timestamp is not listed and you know the song, please tell me!
Here’s some time stamps and trigger warnings for the episode, please beware of the spoilers below!
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Cw/tw - mention of hostage situation (~3:20), pc being paralysed (~13m), falling from heights (~27m, 40m, 41:50-44m, 50-51m,), npc death (49-50m, 1h18m-1h20m - temporary), emotional yelling grief (1h28m-1h30m), blood ritual? (1h30m-1:31:20)
0:00 - episode start
1:21 - DM recap start
3:29 - DM recap end
4:02 - DM sike
4:52 - Jay's disguise
6:45 - no window chamber
8:16 - fumbling with two bodies
9:33 - weird horse turn
12:05 - warforged enters combat
14:18 - Jay impersonating young king
16:18 - free flopping fish
16:42 - more constructs enter
17:18 - Chip's credit score grows
19:36 - riding horse into
21:03 - more king-construct confusion
22:45 - Gillion vs wall
25:13 - jumping out the window
28:15 - falling out the window
30:10 - can people fit in briefcases?
31:53 - construct jumps after
32:26 - Chip's mind takes a hit
33:35 - Abdul grapples Jay the king
34:24 - Jay's acting skills
36:04 - Gillion's kidnapping skills
37:39 - DM figuring out Gill situation
40:29 - Gillion jumps out the window
41:14 - pee break starts and ends
41:47 - horse chomps
42:46 - Ollie gets in a briefcase
43:46 - Condi is handsome, sexy, smart and lucky
44:11 - Chip catches briefcase-Ollie
45:41 - construct can teleport
46:46 - Abdul's bad day
48:34 - pretty sure that's infernal
49:08 - Abdul fucking dies
50:17 - Gillion maneuvers air
51:26 - Ollie gets out of briefcase
51:55 - Puddle the horse's last moments of destiny
53:47 - Jay walks outta window
56:40 - example of good communication
57:22 - construct gets slammed
58:14 - melting Puddle
59:29 - more guards get introduced
1:00:04 - "there's impostor among us"
1:02:25 - construct gets ejected, he was…
1:04:23 - Puddle sacrifices itself for destiny bonding
1:06:28 - single digit sallying
1:08:54 - ...innocent
1:09:51 - Gill jumps off the ledge with the king
1:11:27 - Ollie cries
1:14:10 - making a splash
1:16:06 - Jay jumps off the ledge with the king
1:16:59 - Chip and Ollie do business meeting
1:18:20 - Puddle back flips into death
1:20:03 - things get icy
1:22:38 - on the train
1:26:10 - King's worldview flips upside down
1:28:20 - griefing Puddle, Jay is the sane one
1:30:19 - undersea ritual of summoning horses
1:32:21 - Gill and Puddle talk
1:34:19 - "bugs, baldies, butts"
1:36:24 - episode end, patron shout out
Hope to see yall here next week! And while we wait:
You can check out JRWI patreon with 4 cool tiers, each with great perks including: a whole another campaign "Prime Defenders" DMed by Bizly, downloadable art concepts and music of the show; two exclusive podcast "Just Rolled With It" (post-episode discussions) and "Just Rolled What If?" (playing out alternative scenarios of the show), merch, DM notes and shout outs. AND a new superhero one-shot featuring our pirate trio DMed by Bizly!
If you wanna support the show, but don't have a way to sub to patreon, you can always help by even just talking about it. Use #jrwishow to tweet, and check out great community art work at #jrwifanart on there as well. Follow r/jrwishow on reddit, rate the podcast on iTunes, subbing and leaving a comment here helps out as well. Share your thoughts so the crew can see feedback! They put so much into JRWI, it's incredible.
Why am I a traitor bruh
You. You help me so much.
Thank you!
Thank you for doing these!!
Pretty sure it's bots, not butts
Gill’s height is in a state of quantum superposition and I think that’s horrifying
"Jay do you ever feel like the only sane person In this crew" *she says while talking to herself*
Not to be TECHNICAL or anything, but talking to yourself means that you're smarter than most 🤓
@@ZomboseTM in what world and being smarter doesn't mean you have to be sane so your point is still invalid
@@boopboop9313 I don't know I heard it on RUclips, and as we all know no one ever lies on RUclips, besides, I just commented to joke( also in the world of DnD)
FR LOL
@@ZomboseTMi must be some sort of genuis 😨
the best part about this episode is that it implies that if Charlie were to roleplay ANY horse, it would be in the Gillian accent
*gillion accent*
Grizzly calling for a pee break in hysterics over Gil throwing himself out a window is hilarious
“IM GONNA PEE”
@@ryanfahed7540 one of my favorite taxi moments
@@ryanfahed7540 A CLASSIC!!
I’m gonna be a nuisance here and ask where the timestamp is? /no pressure
@@octolingo1892Hey uhh if you still want the timestamp 6 months later it’s 41:10
Grizzly’s rolls are actually amazing this episode. Shoutout to the dice, they’re team Gillian and the Tidestriders
Dice of Destiny!
gillion* sry
@@ejoty_6128 dude either correct me and don’t apologize or don’t correct me at all
@the golden doomslayer exactly why I haven’t edited it, if you’re going to try to correct me be an ass about it or don’t do it
I read thighstider not tidestrider, I was laughing for 3 minutes
the goddamn horse went through like three different character arcs in the one episode it was born, the fact it survived as long as it did is both hilarious and a crime against humanity
yeah
Current theory is that puddle is a projection of Gillian’s deep conscious. So the things it says are Gil’s thoughts just not ones he’s fully come to terms with. I fucking love puddle the horse, basically.
Agreed
1:04:24 if any future soldiers start watching late like I did, here's a good clip for that Gillion deepest thoughts theory :0
Fucking Chip trying to keep Ollie quiet stealthing in the alley is hilarious. It's like when you do something that makes your younger sibling cry and trying to keep them quiet before your parents hear.
The muffled crying from Ollie really sold it
"we just rolled stupid numbers in an order" dnd in a sentence
i would like this comment but i can't legally like this comment bc 69
@@ejoty_6128 respect
Ace frog?
@@cros2069 that's me!
time stamp?
This horse, within a day of it's appearance onto this realm, has developped hubris. I am incredibly proud of it.
Grizzly: just realize I have spared you guys today
Me: *wondering what he saved them from*
Me: *realizing bizzly used his sword*
Me: *the sword could’ve stabbed through the brief case*
Me: THANK YOU ALMIGHTY GRIZZLY FOR SAVING OLLY
I JUST REALIZED OH MY GOD I WOULD HAVE CRIED
Page 153 of the Dungeon Master's Guide: "If the bag is overloaded, pierced, or torn, it ruptures and is destroyed, and its contents are scattered in the Astral Plane. " 😦 ... Thank you Grizzly, oh merciful and powerful DM...
I never thought of that, I thought Ollie would have suffocated if not caught
@@rosystudios That is true too, but (once again) page 153-154 of the Dungeon Master's Guide states: "Breathing creatures inside the bag can survive up to a number of minutes equal to 10 divided by the number of creatures (minimum 1 minute), after which time they begin to suffocate." Olly had 10 minutes in there before he'd start suffocating, and since the party was in initiative, it would have taken 100 rounds before that would happen.
Of course, we don't know how Grizz would've ruled it for sure, so just take it as this little rule lawyer's fun fact over anything substantial. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@eternalsleepyboyvibes Ooh ty for the cool information :0
The image of Gillian saying Eject in a monotone voice is ingrained in my mind
The short story of puddle the water horse is better than anything Disney Pixar made in the last 10 years
I hate that when the word 'among' was mentioned, Bizly's expression changed.
Amog
Timestamp...?
say kid amogus backwards lol
@@ejoty_6128 0:48
mine did too ngl
Charlie too
1:29:23 is somehow the most accurate representation I've seen of this party in the entirety of this campaign-
i hope they don’t upset pink haired leprechaun terminator boss man too much cause i really want chip to have a super buffed out mechanical pinky
I'm living for this idea, and if we don't get the super buffed out mechanical pinky, we riot.
charlie really hit new levels of funny in this one, i’m in tears over that bit at the end
Am I the only one that wants to see Olly to become an absolute bad ass. And maybe puddle can become his like noble steed.
Oliver the Old, a dexterity based Paladin/Rogue who rides into battle upon one of his oldest friends, Puddle, the Undersea Horse.
1:30:42
Finally! I knew Gill was secretly a blood bender/ magic-man. I knew it...
ah puddle, a fitting name for a noble beast!
i like how they started the episode like how they started the series
"in a dimly lit room with only a match as your light"
Spoilers below
The fact that they got more emotional over a literal spell then a man getting disintegrated really shows what kind of podcast this is, I love it
To be fair, the man was a traitor that wanted to kill an innocent kid who isn't even officially a king yet
@@drapas yeah but like they just picked up a random ass dude who never wanted to get involved to help him plot to kill thing king??? lmao?
Like Alfonds was probably paranoid as hell, working for the blossom boss for a long time and then suddenly being threated by him for something he didn't even do
like I'm not justifying his actions but idk I didn't really sit right for some reason
@@kazzafraz5607... who'll look after his pet now?
his poor pet frogtopus 😢
Why is Condi lookin so god damn fresh this episode like sheesh- he looks great
Mans dripping extremely hard
Mans girlfriend was visiting, he had to look fresh
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh ✋😩
let there be drip said condi
charlie laughing at “among them”
Horse bit is now one of my favorite moments of this campaign
Oh great, today is the day I realised that the supposed young king is still taller than me even though he's probably younger, great lmao
Same
Bro, I am only 1 inch taller than a kid...
Aw, Charlie and Condi are both looking fresh for their first day of school this month! Have fun you two :)
I hope you're doing well Janet! I hope the boys are doing good at school!
Fr tho, Charlie literally looks like he’s wearing a school uniform- for some reason, it looks so natural with his baby-like face
condi even gelled his hair back for today
We NEED a Just Roll What If of the party getting absolutely molly whopped by the special guards
This podcast makes every Friday so much better
True
Gillean talking to himself is something I didn’t know I needed
Olly is slowly reminding me or morty and I'm scared chip is gonna turn into a pickle
Get me out of this fandom.
I hate it here /j
i hate it here /serious
morty is fucking very bad ass and independent in season 5 tho
do you think it’s gonna be hahha HA hahahah the haha funihafsgsg FUNNIEST THIG YOU EVER ????????😵🤔🤪😝😍😳😮
Also everyone watching make sure you visualize Chip and Ollie pantsless because technically this entire episode they are not wearing pants
Oh god
@@Nerodotnet I’m sorry, I don’t make the canon, I only remind of it
thank you for this lmao
Fool. I’m always imagining Chip fully naked 😎
LMAO
WHAT OLLIE SPEAKS CELESTIAL THIS 12-13 YEAR OLD HALF ELVEN BOY FROM A POOR TOWN SPEAKS THE LANGUAGE OF THE GODS WTF!!!????!??!???!???!?!!!!??!
Plot twist: his dad's a god. That's why he only talks about his mom. The Albatrio can't know his secret past
@@pikloo4631 that would be awesome
OLLI AND CHIP CAN HAVE SECRET CONVERSATIONS NOW
@@Wolfbok OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST THING AND GILL AND JAY CAN HAVE SECRET CONVERSATIONS AS WELL
@@egg5912 THAT'S VERY TRUE
27:52
“Thank you for giving me a destiny!” As the horse leaps towards its supposed death is awfully similar to “thank you for showing me what it means to be human!” And I didn’t want to cry today Charlie Slimecicle.
I might have to rewatch this ep at least 2 more times to fully process everything that happened
1:29:05
Best part of the episode.
That's how I know my beloved JRWI crew :')
"Chip you eve-"
*INTENSE CRYING*
i love how unhinged these episodes are the capital makes boys go crazy
Can someone please make a tally of how many natural 1s were rolled this episode
at least 2 i think
@@Mreoewwmrow lol
Definitely more then 1
@@Mreoewwmrow 2 many that's for sure jfc 💀✋
That fucking horse is the best character I've ever seen
Charlie's insatiable desire to constantly break windows aged very nicely.
4:09
Now I wanna hear this laugh be used for some villian later on >:)
hiklaus kendrix (niklauses evil brother)
@@Mreoewwmrow instead of doing deals with traumatized fish men, a random mayor, and a person jus tryna make music
this guy actually jus wants to not make deals, but ruin people's lives on purpose bc he can and absolutely will
Love the anime opening.
The power of friendship, love, harmony, and incredible violence. [Owlturd comic]
I still can't get over the betrayal from last episode 😔 also this goddamn horse lol
This was a hecking trip i have not cried of laughter this much in so long, i love this podcast
This is one of the many batshit crazy episodes
But I’ll admit this is pretty fucking insane
Someone should make this into a full anime
That was the most cracked end to a session I’ve ever seen, absolutely beautiful
honestly, where they've last left off is a such a stressful moment,,, gosh i hope they make it aaaaaaa
“I’m the king inspect my fucking balls.” 16:00
holy shit chip has a +9 to slight of hand
I adore the idea that all horses Gillion summons have the exact same personality as him
Bizly's shades are so epic
Condie hair cut looks good.
*spoilers for minute 36 of this ep*
when charlie described gill saying “i guess i’ll just get my things and go” and getting the king from under the bed and trying to scoot to the doorway without the machine robot guy seeing him, while everybody was laughing i literally reacted out loud saying “oh my fucking god”, which was the first phrase said after that explanation. i think it is a very appropriate reaction.
How does the intro get even better every week-
"You think this is my first time being a horse" in Gillions voice is so fucking funny
I love the fact that I get to come home from school and watch a new episode of JRWI every week now, what a vibe
i lost it at the "terrible day for rain" joke
Gillion and Olly: *crying over a horse made of water that they can just bring back and knew for less then a day*
Jay: Chip do you ever feel like the onl-
Chip in an anguished voice: WWHHHYYYYYY?!!?!!!!?!
Jay: Jay do you ever feel like the only sane person here? Yeah all the time Jay
I do kinda miss the more serious octopath traveller music, but i am really enjoying this campaign
grizzly having so much fun this episode w the combat + story this was one of my fave eps so far
the way he wasgoing between fighting for his life w dice and in insane shit goin on i love how insane it is
I fully imagine puddles as the star horse in destiny 2 but made out of water
Spinoff campaign: Puddle in space
This episode is just pure chaos
puddle is gillions patron, gillion is a warlock
Gillion and Puddle is my favorites next to fish cop and Bingus
Op
:Þ
It’s time to JUST ROLL WITH IT
Bizz said he lodged his sword into the bag of holding to grab it, Olly should be in the voiiiid holy shit thank you Grizz
This horse has the best character building I've ever seen
“My kings” reminds me of grand zenos
1:32:20 rare asthetic, Charlie switching back and forth between Gill and Puddle
(Including the double screen with his webcam)
I am sad that gill didn’t roll to know jf jay was the king or not . it would have been so funny missed opportunity smh
( good episode anyway tho :) )
I don’t normally like combat-heavy episodes, but this is hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Condi with the FMA reference!! "It's a terrible day for rain" 😭😭
this episode was simultaneously cursed but also the funniest thing
"LET ME SEE HIM!"
"Father?"
DID GRIZLY USE A GOD DAMN CHRONOMENTAL?!?!?!
this was one of the funniest episodes so far
JRWI Riptide is now Rolltron
30:20
“Don’t look at me like im stupid, im trying to save a child!!”
Is a hilarious quote
Hearing a song from the bastion ost caught me off guard but it fits soooo well... god I love it here
I’VE DONE IT. In only 14 days, I’ve completely caught up
1:19:20 FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST REFRENCE!!
45:17 "just know today that i have spared you."
he DEFINITELY couldve killed off Ollie right there
We stan the dice in this episode 👏
i legitamatly almost cried for puddles
wow that really was a wild ride
Why do I feel so sad at this horse I barely knew turning into rain
Okay,I just realized, 5’1 Gillian is shorter than eleven year old me,he would have been that short
Samee
10:49 HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED AFTER HE SAYS THIS BRO I CANT LMAO
Gil and ollie with puddle broke m e
Gill used to be 5'1, became 5'9
Jay 5'7
Tell me why them crying about Puddle made me generally sad.
I LOV E STEAMPUNK AND VIOLENCE ,BLOODSHED AND HORSES THIS IS A VERY GOOD EPISODE!!!!!!
Music timestamps:
unfortunately I don't know every song/track in existence, so if you know the song tell me in the replies that would be greatly appreciated :)
0:00- Invitation to Freedom (Persona Q2) Thank you to Mythic Musique in the replies for the song!
22:50- For Treasure ~ Decisive Battle II (Octopath Traveler Break, Boost, and Beyond live!)
29:20- They Who Govern Reason (Octopath Traveler)
01:06:45- GUYS WHAT SONG IS THIS IT SLAPS SO HARD I GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW
I'm finished with the episode and those were all the songs I recognized. If a timestamp is not listed and you know the song, please tell me!
0:00
Person Q2: Invitation to Freedom
THEY FORGOT ALFONZ
Easily my new favourite episode
Ok now I definitely need to catch up
Beautifully insane, I love it