Intern: time to store these presents right next to the kids. Blitz: hey Intern you seen my nukes? I wrapped em in gift wrapping for christmas Intern: wha-? *Explosions*
♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫ ♪♫Look at how they glow♪♫ ♪♫Got my aim dialed in just to♪♫ ♪♫Make your reactor blow-oh!♪♫ ♪♫Blitz and Intern shoot♪♫ ♪♫Volleys to and fro♪♫ ♪♫Their radioactive gifts♪♫ ♪♫All have that festive glow♪♫ ♪♫Intern's base goes down♪♫ ♪♫He barely fired a shot♪♫ ♪♫Seems like fighting with your boss♪♫ ♪♫Makes blowing up your lot, oh♪♫ ♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫ ♪♫Make us "ooh" and "ahh"♪♫ ♪♫Thank you for the festive fight♪♫ ♪♫From Blitztopia♪♫ Merry Christmas, guys! 🎄☃❄☕🎄
Hey blitz, just to let u know i use my coal to power my thermal power plant and sell the electricity to make money, which i use to buy any present i want
yknow, im surprised there hasnt been a drag-upgrade function modded in yet. where if you drag-select wood bracing while having a different wood bracing selected, it would upgrade all of that type of bracing that intersects your selection box. would make upgrading to background/foreground bracing easier, as well as upgrading to modded bracing
remember that time with cade? where u built theres upgraded cannons into rail guns? build that huge nuke silo u wanted to use but u killed him with the railguns to fast. can u do that mod.
7:58 "Do you just suck on it or swallow it whole?" BLITZZZZZ, WHYYYY
At least this is not like this
“7:58 Dirty minded gang
👇” am I right?
I got brain damage reading your comment m8, care to use a little more grammar to make it understandable?@@belugatnt9229
blitz out of context
10:55 well that went about as poorly as it could've
The reason the basement stayed active was the explosive barrel in it. Explosive barrels can maintain control over areas... if they don't explode.
Intern: time to store these presents right next to the kids.
Blitz: hey Intern you seen my nukes? I wrapped em in gift wrapping for christmas
Intern: wha-?
*Explosions*
Sear blitz it’s me Santa I was wondering if you took my nuclear presents
Where is the nuke in my basement go? Oh I see where it is now. giant explosion.
Santa, Bob wanted those for Christmas we need those.
Where did my nuke go. Big boom
Bro where did my plutonium present go? I wanted to prank my sister with that!
“Dear”
I like how blitz did more damage to himself then intern did 😭🤣
12:55 "Geneva rules, more like Geneva suggestions"
Intern zooming in on the cannon he placed that did a small percentage of a fraction worth of damage. 9:52
I can confirm: we intern do not receive Christmas presents
love these forts vids they too good i have been watching all your old ones again just hoping you would make more and you did :D
A forts episode. I have been waiting for new episodes for so long
Ikr
spuky scary skeleton’s send shivers down your spine
His laugh XD🤣😆
Amazing work blitz, more forts let’s go and merry Christmas
I always love destroying friendships with nuclear presents!
Forts always a fun video, happy nukemas people
♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫
♪♫Look at how they glow♪♫
♪♫Got my aim dialed in just to♪♫
♪♫Make your reactor blow-oh!♪♫
♪♫Blitz and Intern shoot♪♫
♪♫Volleys to and fro♪♫
♪♫Their radioactive gifts♪♫
♪♫All have that festive glow♪♫
♪♫Intern's base goes down♪♫
♪♫He barely fired a shot♪♫
♪♫Seems like fighting with your boss♪♫
♪♫Makes blowing up your lot, oh♪♫
♪♫Christmas nukes, Christmas nukes♪♫
♪♫Make us "ooh" and "ahh"♪♫
♪♫Thank you for the festive fight♪♫
♪♫From Blitztopia♪♫
Merry Christmas, guys! 🎄☃❄☕🎄
merry blitzmas
Btw when intern should've lost connection with his basement. He didn't because explosive barrels can keep connection
What the *hell* is in those radiation rockets to make 'em disintegrate things? I mean, aside from the detonation itself, is that even possible? 🤔
A lot of radiation
Intern had control of his basement because explosive barrels give you control over unconnected parts 12:24
Hey blitz, just to let u know i use my coal to power my thermal power plant and sell the electricity to make money, which i use to buy any present i want
So Santa just gave me a buy anything present
Blitz learned to think with portals wow!)In general, I would like to see him suffer, the intern has already suffered enough
these randomizers seem verrrry one sided
11:16 litteral powder keg
They say that Fort-une favours the Blitz
I'm not dreaming right? This is a forts video right? It's back right? This is a Christmas miracle right?
"ayyy merry crimis" Intern
yknow, im surprised there hasnt been a drag-upgrade function modded in yet. where if you drag-select wood bracing while having a different wood bracing selected, it would upgrade all of that type of bracing that intersects your selection box. would make upgrading to background/foreground bracing easier, as well as upgrading to modded bracing
3:26 intern's scream sound's like it's ai
merry christmas and finally more forts:)
8:04 I swiped randomly and without context, uhm, yeaaaaahhhhhh….
Petition for blitz to get intern a present
8:59 that's the first time I've heard blitz say pecker. I'm sure it's not the first time he's siad it. But it's the first time I've noticed.
i’ve been here since og tabs with the chicken man man you’ve grown so much man in your content and community much love from georgia usa 🫶
oh my god ! 10:58 is so great
ARE THOSE MY RADIATION ROCKETS?!
GOD DANGIT Blitz, I told you to keep that stash of nuclear materials that I gave you a secret. Merry Blitzmas.
LETS GOOOO MORE FORTS
love these videos
Merry blitzmas!
I want to see an uncut forts video with you guys!
Hi @Blitz I wanted to ask you what map you have?
always love your videos
How’s y’all’s day hoing
pretty good yours?
Love watching u guys play forts!
Blitz, you are one of my favorite RUclipsrs
Dear blitz it's Santa have you seen my nukes?
MERRY CHRINTERNDOTMAS EVERYONE!!!
FINALLY FORTS AGAIN !!!
This is an amazing video
Bro kim is looking for his nukes
mery fortsmas
This was a good video
W Christmas gift
i'm glad to watch your new forts video :)
remember that time with cade? where u built theres upgraded cannons into rail guns? build that huge nuke silo u wanted to use but u killed him with the railguns to fast. can u do that mod.
To the people who saw the lights going up and down very rapidly, because that was me 1hour after post
Merry crimus.
Blitz win
The forts vids are great especially the ones with nukelyer weapons
Guys, we might be able to talk to BLITZ
anyone else hear intern call blitz Ian 4:30
Merry Nukemas
More forts, yt will handle
I MISSED YOU PLAYING FORTS
good job blitz and a merry Christmas
Please play this game more we love to watch u guys play this game love u guys ❤❤❤
Yes
New forts video
Happy Christmas 😊
i love presents and nuklear weapons so this vid might be good😂
Hi blitz I love your vids thank you for making my day by posting
Lol
merry christmas!
YES
Merry chrismas and happy new year ❤❤
When are you gonna play clone drone???
I really want to see it again !
(MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!)
put doors Infront of your portal
Intern, he why I'm here
Merry Christmas
More of these videos please
Would be nice to see one of my maps being used
Been watch
Awesome to see another Forts video thanks.
But the game was so god damn unfair and biased against Intern it was not even funny.
Why is it always by fort videos that the one making the video always wins?
What is nuclear problem there ended up becoming Chernobyl
I mean blitzs
Which mod is being used? Is it just labeled Nuclear in the workshop? Who made it? Anyone have a link to it?
Santa death!
merry christmas
Idk why but I'm having a crush on intern (for some reasons) 😅
Fish 🔫🐟🔫🐟🔫🐟🔫🐟🔫🐟🔫🐟🔫🐟
I wonder if there is a train mod
MERRYCRIMMAS
Yeeaaaaaaa fortzz les goo
Name drop for blitz
his name is IAN?
Who blitz or internet
Who blitz or intern
@@Coopcline37 blitz i think?
Its been a while since i made this comment
@@Awesomewarrior12 thanks for responding
intern is so wird and funy merry crismis
YOUR NAME IS IAN
Where do you get the maps from
Does anyone know the name of the music at the end of the video
Day 5 of asking blitz to play one-armed robber
Forts!!!!!!! ❤