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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 42

  • @lucinda1141
    @lucinda1141 Год назад +65

    As a proud member of the mamon Corp, I can say that it's the best decision you'll ever make in your life! You also get free Goldie juice, plus the requirements are easy to pass. The requirements are no sleep, drink coffee, and hand over all possessions, also dont listen to Levi.

    • @EyequeenCasskulla
      @EyequeenCasskulla Год назад +4

      Yes, am a proud member myself, am so glad “Goldie Juice” was named/created after our meeting. I was the one who pitched the idea about selling Golden sparkling water, then the rest of you Mammon’s improved it, brainstorming by saying you’ll make it Pineapple flavored and then the name “Goldie Juice”, being so very quenchable. Great Team work, my fellow Mammon’s, am proud of us all, will update you all w/ my other ideas I’ve been sitting on in our next meeting.-Upside down Mammon 🙃

    • @whatamievensupposedtowrite
      @whatamievensupposedtowrite Год назад +1

      As a new member, I already love Mammon Corp, it was the best decision of my life. Now I'll never sleep and only drink Goldie Juice and coffee for the rest of my life

    • @-.-C0TTon-.-
      @-.-C0TTon-.- Год назад +2

      Keep this up human i might give ya a raise ☺️

  • @kitty_catra
    @kitty_catra Год назад +47

    As someone who is employed I totally agreed and I definitely love when Pizza Fridays are cancelled

  • @GrimStarling
    @GrimStarling Год назад +14

    I was a janitor at Mammon Corp for 15 years, and only had to clean piss from the walls of the offices a few times a month.

  • @mochiiattoo
    @mochiiattoo Год назад +12

    You have convinced me to work at Mammon corp
    AND I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN I'M SPANISH!!

  • @alicerocksell5379
    @alicerocksell5379 Год назад +7

    It's my dream to be hired by mammmon crop.

  • @BLADESBREASTMILK
    @BLADESBREASTMILK Год назад +18

    WHERE DO I SIGN UP LMAO

  • @EyequeenCasskulla
    @EyequeenCasskulla Год назад +3

    Aww dang, Pyramid Scheme was one of my next ideas. Booooo. Also, am really diggin’ the voice alterer, great for promoting our business, unless that’s an actual robot? Lol, still great voice tho,very engaging. Would that be our Promo Mammon model 5000?-Upside down Mammon 🙃

  • @nuumert
    @nuumert Год назад +7

    WHERE CAN I SIGN UPP

  • @torisubss
    @torisubss Год назад +5

    Make America great again and join Mammon corps!!

  • @L7ka-R
    @L7ka-R Год назад +7

    I’m crying from laughing

  • @ZiBichu
    @ZiBichu Год назад +6

    GOTTA GET INTERVIEWED FOR THIS JOB😩

  • @AshleyArson
    @AshleyArson Год назад +22

    Ah yes I have a friend who works at this business they told me it was very good so five stars! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

  • @rana-chan8861
    @rana-chan8861 Год назад +8

    WHERE DO I SIGN UP? WHEN'S MY INTERVIEW? WHEN DO I START?

  • @aliteralblueberry7837
    @aliteralblueberry7837 Год назад +18

    When can I do a interview??? I need this money for child support, I finna get kicked out the bushes please😭😭😭😭

  • @notmeh707
    @notmeh707 Год назад +5

    I WANNA SIGN UP

  • @Bunnyleadd
    @Bunnyleadd Год назад +6

    Join us. Thrive

    • @ObeyMeNoObeyUs
      @ObeyMeNoObeyUs  Год назад +4

      mammon corp is partnered with joja mart!

    • @-.-C0TTon-.-
      @-.-C0TTon-.- Год назад +1

      Fuck you leviathan ive actually taken on this as MY OWN buisness 💪😤
      SCREW U FOR THINKING I NEED HELP-

  • @Risaorah
    @Risaorah Год назад +2

    I'm shocked.....
    *mammon's building*
    *MC*
    *Expression* 😰

  • @lukasaa6117
    @lukasaa6117 Год назад +2

    I saw the title and thumbnail and idk whether to be scared or not.

  • @belphegorslamb
    @belphegorslamb Год назад +9

    The war going on in the server 😭

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 Год назад +2

      its the most beautiful thing ive ever witnessed

  • @willow_the_star
    @willow_the_star Год назад +19

    Lmao this is hilarious!

  • @yamihatarou7850
    @yamihatarou7850 Год назад +4

    Is this video telling me to go to hell

  • @mina.suki_
    @mina.suki_ Год назад

    As a new member of Mammon Corp, this is a recommended job for unemployed people.

  • @Couturexdoll
    @Couturexdoll Год назад +6

    LMFAO 😭😭😭

  • @KiraRyuu255
    @KiraRyuu255 Год назад +5

    plz theres a war going on-

  • @zaakuuroo
    @zaakuuroo Год назад +1

    I WANT TO JOIN PLS

  • @samehoodie
    @samehoodie Год назад +2

    omg how can I aply to the job?
    I dont mind minimum wage cause I had to work for 2 years in a corporation that didnt pay me at all so this ones not that bad

  • @franzbornhorst4182
    @franzbornhorst4182 Год назад +2

    Can i Join right now?

  • @kaplingnag7267
    @kaplingnag7267 Год назад +2

    BESITES AM I ACTUALLY GOING INSANE CUZ WHY CAN I SEE EVERY COMMENT BUT RUclips SAYS 0 IM I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE IM THIS CLOSE THE HAVNIG A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

  • @LilyUnicornreturns-studios
    @LilyUnicornreturns-studios Год назад

    SIGN ME UP

  • @tessthefool
    @tessthefool Год назад +4

    Mammon sucks I would rather work at McDonald's.

  • @axoherbie_Nom9435
    @axoherbie_Nom9435 Год назад

    Where can I sign up? I want to see some hot demon- i mean hot guy- i mean hot peop- i mean i want money

  • @user-r5q1w
    @user-r5q1w Год назад +5

    gae

  • @Tuesday-e2i
    @Tuesday-e2i Год назад

    Me: 👩‍🦽