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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @kaofounder
    @kaofounder 5 месяцев назад +2144

    You can hear the lies in Zeus' voice. He was probably thinking about a human in that very moment

    • @Dan-kw2lu
      @Dan-kw2lu 4 месяца назад +60

      I mean, he technically did. Just surprising how it wasn't a woman this time.

    • @snehaannmathew5191
      @snehaannmathew5191 Месяц назад +12

      It might even be a swan or a tree

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 19 дней назад

      So true

    • @davidatosemi1000
      @davidatosemi1000 10 дней назад

      That's why u should watch it before coming here to say nonsense

  • @bufongodemdabae308
    @bufongodemdabae308 5 месяцев назад +1505

    Zeus saying he won’t sleep with another woman again has me dead

    • @Spawned-uy8ip
      @Spawned-uy8ip 5 месяцев назад +40

      Another woman? Zeus was an arse pirate as well 😂.

    • @EfeKelvin-to9ms
      @EfeKelvin-to9ms 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juliaboskamp9666
      @juliaboskamp9666 4 месяца назад +17

      She once had to say to not bring one of his mistress for the job their daughter (goddesse of youth) he fired her from (bringing them water) he ended up bringing a boy and cheated on her with the boy

    • @Hhjhfu247
      @Hhjhfu247 4 месяца назад +5

      Almost all gods were😂 Only Hades was strictly kitty ​@@Spawned-uy8ip

    • @Random.I_I
      @Random.I_I 4 месяца назад +4

      Ganymede: 😰

  • @theminisimmer
    @theminisimmer Год назад +6054

    "I swear I'll never stray again" never watched this show but we all know thats a big fat lie 😶

    • @rashworth080
      @rashworth080 11 месяцев назад +353

      Yeah, how many times did Zues sing that tune before to Hera?

    • @jcmahrt5100
      @jcmahrt5100 6 месяцев назад +160

      @@rashworth080 Granted there was a myth where Zeus did genuinely only have eyes for her and he does actually care about Hera, but it is just who Zeus is.

    • @rctecopyright
      @rctecopyright 5 месяцев назад +129

      Yoooo, as soon as Zeus said that, I instantly thought "... BUUUULLLLLL"

    • @ignisdark
      @ignisdark 5 месяцев назад +53

      Greek mythology is so messed up especially since Hera is zues sister

    • @rainstriderstreamflower5645
      @rainstriderstreamflower5645 5 месяцев назад +38

      @@ignisdark Incest is okay if you're a god!

  • @Ziviyah
    @Ziviyah 5 месяцев назад +656

    Ares be like: "Mf, you said that ages ago."

    • @KhyannArts
      @KhyannArts 4 месяца назад +42

      ages? bro probably said that last week

    • @friendlymushroom7753
      @friendlymushroom7753 4 месяца назад +34

      Last week? Maybe even yesterday!!

    • @Arkvalentine-vk1bx
      @Arkvalentine-vk1bx 3 месяца назад +21

      Maybe an hour ago!

    • @hadrianhexe9603
      @hadrianhexe9603 Месяц назад +3

      I just know they kept getting hit with Deja vu , like 'I've heard these exact same words in the same tone of voice before'

    • @melonpop486
      @melonpop486 27 дней назад

      Bro it was 30 minutes ago

  • @barrondub1125
    @barrondub1125 5 месяцев назад +1382

    Zeus should be happy Hera didn’t say: “Raise your hand if you’re Zeus’s illegitimate child! 5 in the main council of 12. Around 40 gods and goddesses not in the main council. We know how many GREAT heroes known and unknown you have sired in all manner of forms. But yes. You will never stray. 😊😂”

    • @purplemochi6206
      @purplemochi6206 5 месяцев назад +41

      The writers should have put this in lol

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 4 месяца назад +35

      I mean it's not like Hera's garnered any good will from the council though. All the gods kinda hate each other because they're all kinda awful. Like Hera is literally playing the moral high ground when she threw Hepheastus off mount Olympus for coming out deformed and he's one of the few legitimate children between her and Zeus.

    • @barrondub1125
      @barrondub1125 4 месяца назад +22

      @@vullord666 Technically he’s just Hera’s kid. But your point is valid. She’s a bad person but I think Zeus may have broken her

    • @SchilaChallenger-bl4xz
      @SchilaChallenger-bl4xz 4 месяца назад +15

      Oh honey, that's one hell of a rich line. This scene would have been so much more epic if they put what YOU JUST SAID in there!!!! Lol!!!!😂

    • @kou7191
      @kou7191 4 месяца назад +8

      Ngl when I first watched the show, it made it seem like some alternate universe where this is the first or second time Zeus cheated so it's a big deal, but it even became a plot point how much of a hoe he is so like why was Heron special lol

  • @Crimsonlupus
    @Crimsonlupus 6 месяцев назад +2716

    Even just a little knowledge of Greek mythology would tell you that ain’t gonna happen 😂

    • @blackblaze4830
      @blackblaze4830 5 месяцев назад +48

      yeah when theres already a bunch of his bastards in olympus and a few running in the greek world and some in the underworld or in tartarus that's saying something Lols

    • @Crimsonlupus
      @Crimsonlupus 5 месяцев назад

      @@blackblaze4830 Greek mythology in a nutshell: Zeus was horny

    • @camila_costa12
      @camila_costa12 5 месяцев назад +8

      This is an adaptation maybe there's still some hope for him lmao

    • @namonnie5554
      @namonnie5554 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yep

    • @danslamaindudragon40000
      @danslamaindudragon40000 5 месяцев назад +6

      What exactly? Because Zeus having a lot of illegitimate offsprings, and hera either wanting to kill them or kill their mother is actually pretty real

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 5 месяцев назад +1483

    “I will never stray again,”
    Me: oh, honey… we both know that that’s a lie

    • @kevin-2.1
      @kevin-2.1 5 месяцев назад +12

      😂 yeah

    • @namonnie5554
      @namonnie5554 5 месяцев назад +13

      Yes 😭 he always change women he slept with

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 5 месяцев назад +2

      Well, he's the king of the gods. He should be able to do what he wants.
      What do you think people will think if they realise some female deity controls him???

    • @odgereiximenis9234
      @odgereiximenis9234 4 месяца назад +4

      They'd be like "yass queen slaaay" I guess??

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 месяца назад +15

      @@N.I.A23 You do realize that this is disrespect.
      Add to that the fact that Hera is the goddess of marriage and you have a huge problem. The only reason she takes it out on Zeus’s bed partners is because she can’t take it out on him.
      Marriage in Greece was mostly a contract between two families, so one parading their mistresses around would be a blatant disrespect of the contract. Zeus may be king of the gods, true, but even he should not be above keeping his word

  • @quytran1368
    @quytran1368 5 месяцев назад +451

    No wonder . Ares - the god of war is their son :))
    live with a husband like this . The family is literally a battlefield:D

    • @rovanajean9550
      @rovanajean9550 5 месяцев назад +31

      it's hilarious that one of Aphrodite's daughter with him is Harmonia the goddess of harmony xD (yes that's Europa's sister-in-law)

    • @majestic8054
      @majestic8054 4 месяца назад +9

      Hephaestus is also their son, and Eris, Goddess of Discord(also the same goddess who ended up causing the trojan war with her golden apple).

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 4 месяца назад +5

      @@rovanajean9550 And I think Ares's great grandson is Asclepius, the god of healing.

    • @rovanajean9550
      @rovanajean9550 4 месяца назад +6

      @@CollinMcLean nah that's Apollo's son in most myths go, or is that his maternal great grandson xD ? either way, it's more to do with the fact that his father was the god of medicine than his great grandpa was the god of war, that and Chiron taught him well

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@rovanajean9550 Harmonia represents the ends of wars and the restoration of peace, an inevitable part of the cycle of War.

  • @Jeezes718
    @Jeezes718 5 месяцев назад +461

    Zeus: I swear, I won't stray again.
    Me: I mean, half of Greece could legitimately be descended from you. Why stop now?

    • @Spawned-uy8ip
      @Spawned-uy8ip 5 месяцев назад +20

      Half the men in Greece flinch when they try to sit down thanks to him. Zeus is a BEAST 🤣. No way in hell would I live there if I were a good-looking man.

    • @sommeone
      @sommeone 5 месяцев назад +15

      Name a more iconic duo than Zeus and cheating on his wife

    • @meshachbrandon233
      @meshachbrandon233 5 месяцев назад +10

      Even the judges of Hades are his children.

    • @KhyannArts
      @KhyannArts 4 месяца назад +6

      bro is so wild hercules was technically his twin's gruncle

    • @Rivər
      @Rivər Месяц назад +2

      @@Spawned-uy8ip Damn he does the men too? XDD

  • @butter6442
    @butter6442 11 месяцев назад +466

    Not gonna be the last time Zesus cheats 😅

    • @AnakinGozie77
      @AnakinGozie77 5 месяцев назад +4

      Well it's so obvious lol😂😂

    • @Savellios
      @Savellios 5 месяцев назад +8

      Well it actually was

    • @lastson5014
      @lastson5014 5 месяцев назад +6

      It actually was lmao

    • @namonnie5554
      @namonnie5554 5 месяцев назад +2

      It was so obvious

  • @verynice1192
    @verynice1192 6 месяцев назад +743

    her: under one condition
    him: anything!
    her: his head
    him: ah heII nawww!!

    • @NRV0
      @NRV0 5 месяцев назад +81

      god or no god, she out of pocket asking him to kill his own son.

    • @rainstriderstreamflower5645
      @rainstriderstreamflower5645 5 месяцев назад +30

      Well Zeus has a moral obligation to protect his son.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@NRV0 nah zues was dumb he can just ask hades to bring him back to life and be done with this mess they more or less do that in season 2

    • @barrondub1125
      @barrondub1125 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@jd2792No you know how much of a breach in laws that is. Once Heron is dead he doesn’t really have just cause to bring him back. And why would Hades want to break the most sacred of laws for him? He’d anger Hera and earn nothing. Plus Hades is a stand up guy would generally follows his laws…unlike Zeus

    • @namonnie5554
      @namonnie5554 5 месяцев назад +3

      😭 yeah poor heron

  • @leeammorris1268
    @leeammorris1268 5 месяцев назад +407

    How many times do you think Zeus said those *exact words* to Hera??
    And of course, from his tone and the expression on his face, we all know that it's always been a *Big. Fat. Lie.*

    • @barrondub1125
      @barrondub1125 5 месяцев назад +21

      Can’t you see his body language. Posture. Movements? This is tried and practiced

    • @jordancrooks6752
      @jordancrooks6752 5 месяцев назад +8

      Since Millions of years

    • @namonnie5554
      @namonnie5554 5 месяцев назад +6

      Big Fat Lie yep everytime he cheats and it will never ends

    • @irontemplar6222
      @irontemplar6222 3 месяца назад +4

      In all honesty. Never. He has never said that.
      And the show goes to great lengths to talk about his lies in a later scene. This was not one of them.
      I just think hera is being stright up unreasonable and evil. He is the Greek god of justice. Even if the kid wasn't his son. Zeus wouldn't just murder a kid to satisfy his wife. That wouldn't have happened if she asked for some random mortal.

    • @maximusothunderman
      @maximusothunderman 3 месяца назад +1

      @@barrondub1125I don’t even need to see the movement. His tone, when he said everything was his fault, sounded very scripted, or just generic. He’s just saying what Hera wants to hear.

  • @TheGosgosh
    @TheGosgosh 4 месяца назад +74

    Zeus: „I will never stray again.“
    Whole Greek pantheon, plus some known and unknown heroes: „aw shit, here we go again.“

  • @BlueHooloovoo
    @BlueHooloovoo 4 месяца назад +30

    Zeus is the father of a good chunk of the gods on Olympus and at least half the Greek heroes in mythology. Him saying he won't cheat again is hilarious.

  • @patrickjohnson371
    @patrickjohnson371 5 месяцев назад +91

    I always felt bad for Hera in greek myths i couldnt imagine having to be with someone for all eternity who constantly cheats on you and gets upset with you when you get upset. I would love a show or movie where hera sleeps with a mortal man to get back at zues and that child grows to be zues's downfall and takes the thrown of olympis as the new king

    • @Lil_Trxce
      @Lil_Trxce 4 месяца назад +20

      See, you get it. And people talk about how she does too much. But the thing is she can't leave him. And she's the queen. And she was punished by Zeus for punishing his lover. Like I would be pretty pissed if I was married to a man whose priority is his privates instead of his wife who is probably his last priority until it's convenient for him like when she is pregnant. And she has no choice but to be enraged because if she were to let it go she would seem weak and Zeus would take even more advantage of that.

    • @gaiusoctavius5935
      @gaiusoctavius5935 2 месяца назад +4

      Nah, just because you get cheated on doesn't give you the right to sleep around, and besides Hera is the Goddess of Marriage and Family, she couldn't do that even if she wanted to.

    • @jancarlosmanon4556
      @jancarlosmanon4556 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@gaiusoctavius5935it does give you the right because the other person broke his vow, that other people doesn't love you

    • @jancarlosmanon4556
      @jancarlosmanon4556 2 месяца назад +1

      Lmao a Netflix series about this would be the man black and the kid that take out Zeus half black

    • @gaiusoctavius5935
      @gaiusoctavius5935 2 месяца назад

      @jancarlosmanon4556 Nope, that's like saying just because you get robbed, that means that you can now rob other people.

  • @Colincamera363
    @Colincamera363 5 месяцев назад +81

    I know in a lot of movies over the years. Zeus is portrayed as being the all-knowing grandfather like hero figure but in the actual mythology, he’s actually more like the villain, he is an incestuous serial rapist who is victims include many of his sisters, as well as countless mortal women and at one point, his own daughter/sister-in-law!

    • @bingolinging
      @bingolinging Месяц назад +1

      Actually, in greek mythology, he was protrayed as the father of justice and what not. Zeus is right and would never lend a helping hand to a lier, ironically. It depended on your perception of zeus as a greek and your opinion if he was good or not, because early poets depicted him as good and justly.

    • @bingolinging
      @bingolinging Месяц назад

      Zeus also raped way more than just one daughter and sister in law. Hes raped over 50 woman, and alot of them were humans, unnamed, perhaps. Hes slept with every generation and he hid it from his wife.
      Greeks in later times actually started growing a dislike for zeus because of all the stories of his affairs that poets created.
      Hes slept with Protogeneia, Niobe, Io, danae, Alcmene, Europa, Maia, Taygete, Antiope, Leda, Electra, Aegina, Leda, Dione, Demeter, Persephone, Themis, Eurynome, Mnemosyne, Maia, Semele, he even technically slept with Gaia, his grandmother, and many more. But i would never fit all the incest into this comment because I dont have the patience to do ALL the research, but i know he slept with many, many, more goddesses and mortals than what i had listed.

    • @Colincamera363
      @Colincamera363 Месяц назад +6

      @@bingolinging so then we’re just supposed to forget about all the raps he committed?

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 14 дней назад

      ​@Colincamera363 considering he's the god of fertility and kingship?? Yes..yes we should.

    • @Colincamera363
      @Colincamera363 14 дней назад

      @@N.I.A23 nah, Son, nah

  • @xXThatOneChickXx
    @xXThatOneChickXx 5 месяцев назад +66

    Since when does Zeus, of the entire pantheon, take accountability and apologize? 😂

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 4 месяца назад +10

      It only makes sense for someone as egotistical as him to apologize as a way of getting what he wants. Never actually getting punished or giving anyone else power.

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 19 дней назад

      Never

  • @ladyraven2256
    @ladyraven2256 4 месяца назад +21

    Zeus the original Cheating Husband and Famous line " honey I'll never cheat again "😂 sounds like my husband I divorced 💔

  • @eyeof3ndr364
    @eyeof3ndr364 5 месяцев назад +103

    I've never understood why Hera never takes her anger out on Zeus instead. He's the problem here.

    • @rovanajean9550
      @rovanajean9550 5 месяцев назад +63

      try to take out the king of gods lmfao. Zeus is powerful af, the best she can do is some pranks on him.
      one time, she, Poseidon and some dream god tried to have his ass dethroned, only some other god woke him up and bam, she's the one who's punished. he hung her up on some chains until they resolved their issue.

    • @altair227
      @altair227 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@rovanajean9550 yeah Zeus is not to be f'ed with 🤣😂

    • @tiannacarson3076
      @tiannacarson3076 5 месяцев назад +49

      The way Hera did herons mother was just straight cruel meanwhile she was tricked into sleeping with Zeus in the first place and instead of try to get to the bottom of it she took all her anger and rage out oh herons mom , it wasn’t right nor fair , Zeus has a nasty habit of lying to mortal women making them think he’s something else and altogether destroying their lives either by pregnancy or actual wrath punishment from Hera cuz she’s not the only woman Hera punished

    • @altair227
      @altair227 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@tiannacarson3076 yeah both at wrong but Hera more than Zeus proof is Hephasteus was thrown on top of the mountain by Hera because he was born ugly . Thats her own child yet treated like that imagine someone outside of marriage like she did Heracles ¿ she is a bad one indeed.

    • @purplemochi6206
      @purplemochi6206 5 месяцев назад +13

      I guess that’s why the whole war is starting. She’s taking out her anger on Zeus, but it just so happens to involve everyone-even people who have nothing to do with them 😅 Even if she tried taking out her anger on him and keep it between the both of them, it won’t work because he’s the King of the Gods. The only way she can get even is if she turned it into an entire catastrophe, which is just pitiful for everyone else tbh

  • @midwestern.berner39
    @midwestern.berner39 3 месяца назад +11

    Greek mythology in a nutshell is basically that Zeus couldnt keep it in his pants. So he slept with person A, created child C.
    And thus all mortals and demigod suffered because Zeus is an immortal horn dog. And Hera cant kick him to the curb.

  • @miss.dannitiger
    @miss.dannitiger 5 месяцев назад +48

    For five minutes zeus PLEASE stop sleeping around! PLEASE 😅😡

  • @narineramdihall5936
    @narineramdihall5936 5 месяцев назад +32

    Anyone else wonder why Hera doesn't just make Zeus swear on the Styx never to cheat on her again?

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 3 месяца назад +4

      Because she can't

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 19 дней назад +1

      That’s a good question

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 19 дней назад

      @@ultimatebishoujo29
      Because she can't
      Simple answer.

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 14 дней назад +1

      Zeus is the one who gave styx her position in the first place tho....styx has no power over him. He's the god of oaths.

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 4 месяца назад +13

    Hera, goddess of marriage and child birth, has a horrible marriage and scorns illegitimate children. Oh irony.

  • @devilpupbear09
    @devilpupbear09 4 месяца назад +20

    "Hera I swear it was one time and she meant nothing to me"- Zeus

    • @chesirez00
      @chesirez00 28 дней назад

      @devilpupbear09 well electra did mean a lot to him though so whoops 😅... hera had every damn right to wanna kill him

  • @Igarappappa
    @Igarappappa 4 месяца назад +12

    Zeus is in no fucking position to bargain where he's standing. The Pantheon are sick of his BS and he's not helping his case by blatantly lying like this.

  • @juliaboskamp9666
    @juliaboskamp9666 4 месяца назад +12

    Zeus: I swear I'll never stray again
    Hera: I heard that from you the last 3 billion times you stray

  • @Rollbrand370
    @Rollbrand370 5 месяцев назад +245

    Spoiler alert:
    No wonder Gaia unleashed Typhon. These gods are so idiotic and out of control. Poor Heron and Seraphim.

    • @Psalm-xyz
      @Psalm-xyz 5 месяцев назад +30

      It's just a plan made by her and Zeus, they'll send zeus back from underworld to fight and Zeus will be back again lol that cheater is never going to die lol 😂

    • @pc2749
      @pc2749 5 месяцев назад

      Humans are far better than them, they’re fools with power 😂

    • @cryoblaster8371
      @cryoblaster8371 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Psalm-xyzeither Athena or Athena's eventual child will kill him and usurp his role as he did with his father and his father before him to his father

    • @gracekincade8775
      @gracekincade8775 5 месяцев назад

      @@cryoblaster8371Athena is a virgin goddess; I highly doubt she is going to have any children.

    • @altair227
      @altair227 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@cryoblaster8371Athena never married kiddo or have a child for that matter.

  • @tetama2agani
    @tetama2agani 5 месяцев назад +50

    Huh when you know Zeus's story and the amount of affairs he got you truly know how big of a lie he's telling

    • @Spawned-uy8ip
      @Spawned-uy8ip 5 месяцев назад +7

      It gets even worse when you read about how he got Hera in the first place.

    • @tetama2agani
      @tetama2agani 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Spawned-uy8ip yes I know even with Métisse Athena's mother

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 19 дней назад

      Yep

  • @Indie_Calls
    @Indie_Calls Месяц назад +4

    "I swear I'll never stray again"
    Narrator: Zeus would most definitely stray again

  • @Sayuchq
    @Sayuchq 3 месяца назад +7

    Knowing mythology kinda makes you feel bad for hera and kinda understand everything she does no matter what the plot of a show is

    • @jeremiahsrandomness1692
      @jeremiahsrandomness1692 Месяц назад

      She's still evil

    • @Sayuchq
      @Sayuchq Месяц назад +4

      @@jeremiahsrandomness1692 I feel like you tottaly don't understand the fact you can understand something is bad and understand the reasons behind it at the same time ☠️

  • @EmmaFerrante-f9t
    @EmmaFerrante-f9t 2 месяца назад +4

    Zeus: taking the blame for everything
    Me and every character in this show: Yeah no shit

  • @michaelwilliams8625
    @michaelwilliams8625 5 месяцев назад +71

    It's in his nature. The same way it's the nature of the Universe. Zeus spread his seed near and far, indiscriminate of species, social status or pulse. Everyone and everything got the chance to experience greatness.
    Asking Zeus to be faithful is like asking the wind to stop blowing or the Earth to stop turning.
    He was for the streets, the skies, the seas and everything in between.

    • @allisondempsey982
      @allisondempsey982 5 месяцев назад +37

      If only he could have spared Hera the burden of being his wife.

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@allisondempsey982she wanted to be a trophy wife she gotta deal with the consequences

    • @xCoatlicuex
      @xCoatlicuex 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@punani_slayer4209 He tricked her to acept the marriage, she didn't want to be Married to him and he raped her.

    • @allisondempsey982
      @allisondempsey982 5 месяцев назад

      @@punani_slayer4209 Bro you really don't know the whole story, do you?
      See according to Greek mythology, after eating his first wife whole, who was pregnant with Athena, Zeus needed a new Queen. So he looked closer to home. At the time Hera was a virgin goddess and as soon as Zeus laid eyes on his sister, he decided to make her his queen. Hera wanted no part of this and quickly ran into her Temple, banning anyone from trying to enter it. So Zeus came up with a plan. He calls forth a great and terrible thunderstorm down upon Hera's temple. Then he transformed himself into a wounded bird and then placed himself right next to Hera's window sill. Hera, who loves birds, took pity on the little bird, not knowing it was Zeus in disguise, and allowed the bird to enter her Temple.
      After she did, Zeus revealed himself and took advantage of her, by force. Having been taken advantage of and losing her virginity which was a big deal in ancient Greece, she had no choice but to marry Zeus, her assailant, in order to stay alive.
      Hera never really wanted to be in this relationship to begin with and she's forced to make the best of a very god-awful situation.
      So no, she didn't choose to become a trophy wife.

    • @StrangleholdOfTheElite
      @StrangleholdOfTheElite 5 месяцев назад

      NOT THE STREETS THE SKIES THE SEAS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂 NO FR HE FUCKED EVERYTHING THAT WALKED

  • @alexandervictor4310
    @alexandervictor4310 5 месяцев назад +28

    Of only he had swore on the river styx

  • @alexusgarnett1255
    @alexusgarnett1255 5 месяцев назад +47

    I always thought it would be interesting to have Hera finally take a mortal lover and have a child. (I know she is the goddess of marriage). I wonder what Zeus would do.

    • @santiagocamilojimenezjimen1647
      @santiagocamilojimenezjimen1647 5 месяцев назад +32

      Zeus brutally punishes a man who made a pass at Hera once, he doesn't like karma

    • @altair227
      @altair227 5 месяцев назад +6

      It doesn't work like that a woman if slept with another man besides her husband she will get called names and be the slt of Olympus yeah missing u in that word.

    • @Cadapech
      @Cadapech 5 месяцев назад

      No. It's more to do with Hera being the goddess of Marriage and she takes that very seriously. ​@@altair227

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@altair227 Olympus doesn't work that way, look at Aphrodite. The only reason she can't do that is because she's the goddess of marriage and bound to Zeus. He keeps betraying her and she can't do anything about it to him.

    • @KhyannArts
      @KhyannArts 4 месяца назад

      hera is the goddess of marriage so she'd likely be the last god im the whole pantheon to have an affair (and thats saying something when you have hestia right there)

  • @strawberryfox8819
    @strawberryfox8819 5 месяцев назад +5

    Lore accurate. The only child Hera ever really cared for was Ares, while she played a hand in the demise of most of Zeus' bastards.

  • @hirahiro2331
    @hirahiro2331 2 месяца назад +3

    Hera: I want his head
    Zeus: …like…any “his” head? Or…

  • @InvictusDemonAngel
    @InvictusDemonAngel 4 месяца назад +8

    Zeus the God of gaslighting…

  • @cathygrandstaff1957
    @cathygrandstaff1957 5 месяцев назад +30

    “To only you I’ll be true” - Well to be completely fair to Zeus he does kind of do that. Sure he may sleep with every beautiful woman (and some men) that crosses his path (including his own daughter), but he keeps coming back to Hera (after straight up eating his first wife).

    • @KhyannArts
      @KhyannArts 4 месяца назад

      yeah but tbf he didnt want to end up like his dad and grampa + absorbing his first wife resulted in athena

  • @naqihassan4318
    @naqihassan4318 5 месяцев назад +9

    Zeus needs to learn to pull out before impact.

  • @vectorfox4782
    @vectorfox4782 5 месяцев назад +16

    Men can be cruel, but women can be malicious.

  • @Captain_Titus3867
    @Captain_Titus3867 5 месяцев назад +22

    How any man could cheat on this version of Hera is beyond me. She looks way better than Aphrodite to me. I only assume her bitterness towards everyone is because of the bullshit her husband puts her through. Zeus got what he deserved and his judgement was fair.

    • @danyelpeter1376
      @danyelpeter1376 5 месяцев назад +3

      I never understood that Hera was so beautiful that Zeus immediately fell in love with her when he saw her

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@danyelpeter1376 Hera was beautiful, but Zeus fell in lust, not love. If he loved her, he would never do all the things he did.

    • @danyelpeter1376
      @danyelpeter1376 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@YurinanAcquiline that is what always confused me why would he cheat on her if she's that beautiful

    • @attiepollard7847
      @attiepollard7847 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@danyelpeter1376 Just because you're beautiful does not mean men cannot straight to other women who are also beautiful

    • @danyelpeter1376
      @danyelpeter1376 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@attiepollard7847 yeah but aren't they below Hera?why would you want something less if you have the best?

  • @JudyGarlandRulez152
    @JudyGarlandRulez152 4 месяца назад +5

    Zeus: I will never stray again!
    Me: X for Doubt 👀😗

  • @AR.400s
    @AR.400s 11 дней назад +1

    "I'll never stray again."
    Zaus thought he was cooking.

  • @meshachbrandon233
    @meshachbrandon233 5 месяцев назад +32

    After watching season 2; all this is partly Hera's fault. If she hadn't tampered with the draw for the realms Hades would be the ruler and There would be less drama.

    • @MavenWalsh
      @MavenWalsh 5 месяцев назад +6

      True. All that simping for Zeus really backfired on her.

    • @mystique9130
      @mystique9130 5 месяцев назад +3

      That and her pride eventually pays back.

    • @demetriusprime1505
      @demetriusprime1505 5 месяцев назад +3

      She says no one could handle the authority of Olympus better than Zeus but I find it stupid you would tell both Zeus and Poseidon, but not Hades and that it's bullshit given the situation they're in now.

    • @meshachbrandon233
      @meshachbrandon233 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@demetriusprime1505 Hera most likely wanted to be queen of the heavens and with Zeus she solidifies her position. All this was just an excuse to be at the top.

    • @badrinath5306
      @badrinath5306 5 месяцев назад

      She was queen before the marriage. If hades won she would have married Hades. ​@@meshachbrandon233

  • @jgoodloe4986
    @jgoodloe4986 5 месяцев назад +14

    Again hera is the goddess of marriage why cant she just divorce his sorry butt? Instead she cursed, killed, and massacred all the people who worshipped her and all to prove she was scary and could do so much to him, if only he was faithful

    • @rovanajean9550
      @rovanajean9550 5 месяцев назад +7

      she's the goddess of marriage not divorce lmfaooo. also because of her marriage that she's the queen of gods, she can literally order other gods around, that's a rather nice thing to have 💀

    • @Spawned-uy8ip
      @Spawned-uy8ip 5 месяцев назад

      He wouldn't let her, that's why. He may have slept around but he wasn't about to let that hot piece of arse get away from him.

    • @purplemochi6206
      @purplemochi6206 5 месяцев назад +4

      It’s because she’s the goddess of marriage that she can’t divorce him. It would go against her own nature, which is why she’d rather kill than divorce him (messed up but hey just another day in the life of a Greek mythological character).

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 5 месяцев назад +3

      If she divorced him she'd no longer be queen of the gods, but he'd still be king.

  • @ladyamyranightcrow9872
    @ladyamyranightcrow9872 11 дней назад +1

    I declare myself team Hera, nobody isTeam Hera and my girl needs a little of support for once.

  • @chrismc410
    @chrismc410 5 месяцев назад +24

    I'm assuming that's Hercules and I'm sure he's thinking WTF?! WHAT DID I DO?!?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CONCEIVED OR THE CONDITIONS THEREOF!!!!!

    • @ryomahoshi4529
      @ryomahoshi4529 5 месяцев назад +6

      Not Hercules,Heron

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 5 месяцев назад +8

      Good guess, but the characters name is Heron. He definitely has some parallels to Hercules but not a ton. Heron was created by the shows writers and is not at all in Greek mythology, in case you were wondering. But yeah he’s still probably thinking the same thing.

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 5 месяцев назад +2

      First off, Heracles. Second no, that's not Heracles.

  • @zelithos
    @zelithos 3 месяца назад +2

    I love how most comments are pointing out Zeus' infidelity but not Hera's absolute disregard for Human life. Imagine watching your step mom ask your dad to kill you.

  • @unyieldingrage1389
    @unyieldingrage1389 5 месяцев назад +10

    Kratos enters the chat*

  • @ghostlyjudge
    @ghostlyjudge 6 месяцев назад +20

    She's not wrong

    • @IchemElguidi
      @IchemElguidi 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah of course husband cheats kill his child and the woman he tricked to sleep with him great

    • @talmadgeholloway2734
      @talmadgeholloway2734 5 месяцев назад +5

      F*** no. She's wrong as hell. She has got to be the most petty goddess of all time her and aphrodite

    • @oliviarobinson6047
      @oliviarobinson6047 5 месяцев назад +1

      But he slept on her!!
      He's dead wrong!!
      Look how many bastards he has? Did you count them all..
      She went a little too far! Have his head? Ridiculous..

    • @IchemElguidi
      @IchemElguidi 5 месяцев назад

      @@oliviarobinson6047 but the kids are innocent she’s a coward who attack the wives and the kids besides the true villain continue his doing a true bitch idgaf

    • @Psalm-xyz
      @Psalm-xyz 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@IchemElguidi cuz zeus is cruel and selfish af he knows hera will punish everyone but still gets involved with other women knowing that hera is going to kill them, he doesn't care for their life only his lust and guess who made hera this insane, the one and only Zeus ...

  • @mikii5939
    @mikii5939 14 дней назад

    Hera always taking her anger out on Zeus’s children and their mothers will always make me seethe.
    They could never make me like you Hera.

  • @GreekMythFan_23
    @GreekMythFan_23 5 месяцев назад +11

    I wonder what happens to greek mythology if Zeus never cheated on Hera

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 5 месяцев назад +7

      So basically it just doesn’t happen

    • @chelseashamim9148
      @chelseashamim9148 5 месяцев назад +6

      Peace and harmony

    • @Norinia
      @Norinia 5 месяцев назад +4

      I mean, they both sired one of the most unredeemable bastards in the world (Ares) and then Hera threw their next son off the mountain just because he wasn’t perfection (ugly to a Greek god has been believed would be about an average mortal)
      So it’s not just Zeus’ fault. Hera is equally repulsive and pigheaded at times. She coddled and encouraged Ares, and is the reason their youngest son became crippled due to her assault.
      Any guy would begin to wander from such an abusive, loveless marriage. Do I think Zeus is still an idiot to cheat? Yep. Doesn’t mean Hera’s innocent in all this.

    • @GreekMythFan_23
      @GreekMythFan_23 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Norinia true though, also, think of which children would be left if Zeus was faithful

    • @unyieldingrage1389
      @unyieldingrage1389 5 месяцев назад +1

      It would suck! 😂

  • @TheCapitanoPlan
    @TheCapitanoPlan 5 месяцев назад +1

    Glad they made a series

  • @sarahmariano1316
    @sarahmariano1316 4 месяца назад +3

    The liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies! Zeus slept with everyone!

  • @douglaspope-gz1eq
    @douglaspope-gz1eq 5 месяцев назад +11

    Ok we all know Zues is lying though his teeth in this scene. also why is Zues worried about being a good father with this kid he literally has thousands of kids with thousands of women and he never cared for any of them why is this one different?

    • @altair227
      @altair227 5 месяцев назад +7

      He loved his mother the most thats why.

    • @urullereurol2216
      @urullereurol2216 5 месяцев назад +2

      He's the problem kid 😂

  • @JayBird501__
    @JayBird501__ 14 дней назад

    Zeus out here starting Wars with Gods over Mortal Ceeks

  • @James-x7w8b
    @James-x7w8b 2 месяца назад +1

    Both Zeus and Hera are fucking monster

  • @blackman9008
    @blackman9008 5 месяцев назад +4

    the boondocks animation makes this hilarious

  • @larenagotay4867
    @larenagotay4867 5 месяцев назад +10

    I swear I will never stray again.....🤡

  • @Horrorcrusher8312
    @Horrorcrusher8312 2 месяца назад +1

    Victim blaming isn't sexy, Hera!

  • @purplemochi6206
    @purplemochi6206 5 месяцев назад +29

    “I swear I will never stray again”
    Spoiler for Season 2:
    Zeus: *literally visits Heron’s mom in the Underworld*

    • @altair227
      @altair227 5 месяцев назад +2

      But as a dead Zeus his not the king of Olympus any more and Hera is no longer his wife since he died she became a widow so him missing around in the underworld don't reflect on her any more.

    • @adrianmcbride1666
      @adrianmcbride1666 4 месяца назад

      ​@@altair227more notably, she did not accept this proposal.

    • @altair227
      @altair227 4 месяца назад

      @@adrianmcbride1666 more notably it doesn’t matter what she accept or not she is banished and her opinion and rule don’t do squat. Zeus now in Tartarus and most likely will be free again to face Typhon.

  • @kabirsardana1282
    @kabirsardana1282 28 дней назад

    sues saying he won't cheat on Hera again makes me laugh.

  • @wyvern723
    @wyvern723 5 месяцев назад +8

    Zeus is not a good guy. That's not a promise that he would have kept.

  • @psgamer-0199
    @psgamer-0199 2 месяца назад +1

    My f*cking god, Zeus straight up lying to Hera's face, and in front of every other god on Olympus💀

  • @brunoalonsocardenaslopez8137
    @brunoalonsocardenaslopez8137 5 месяцев назад +17

    I will not deny that this is one of my favorite scene. It represents pretty well Hera's personality.
    0:48 Yeah. That´s Hera´s persona.
    I must watch the second season inmediatly.

  • @VadiseDeHanyou
    @VadiseDeHanyou 3 месяца назад +1

    Ngl, before she answered, I honestly thought she was going to ask for the lives of ALL his children 😅

  • @UncleChisel
    @UncleChisel 4 месяца назад +4

    Hera is hot lol

  • @mattsheng
    @mattsheng 3 месяца назад +2

    Zeus fictionally : “I’m sorry for cheating 😔 “
    Actually Zeus : “Oh hey Hera, yea I did sleep with like 100900000000000 women yesterday and a few today and I’m not sorry about it! 😊”

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 Месяц назад

    Zeus lied as naturally as he breathed 😂

  • @MinhVu-yz5rr
    @MinhVu-yz5rr 14 дней назад

    My aunt, who does not speak a word of English, and I were watching this with Vietnamese subtitles. And being well versed in Greek mythology, she looked at me as I looked at her with the same idea in our heads. “Zeus’ fucking lyin’ the bastard” 😂

  • @flyboymb
    @flyboymb Месяц назад

    Zeus: May lightning strike me if I ever cheat on you again! *snicker*

  • @strkpr3618
    @strkpr3618 2 месяца назад

    "I swear I'll never stray again" said that atleast 11x

  • @monkeycat48
    @monkeycat48 5 месяцев назад +3

    The writers of the show knew that Zeus slept with more than just one woman. I mean he had a lot of illegitimate children. Even though this is just a fictional character

  • @loneshadow3624
    @loneshadow3624 3 месяца назад +1

    I have not seen this but it looks so good and well acted. Where can I find this?

  • @NAVEMAN3
    @NAVEMAN3 4 месяца назад

    Zeus: “I will never stray again,”
    Me: HA!

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 4 месяца назад +1

    "Everything happening on earth, is my fault."
    Huh, Zeus actually taking responsibility for being an impulsive idiot, that's a really cool idea-!
    "I promise, I will never stray again..."
    Aaaaaaaaaand he's back to lying to his wife.

  • @driveghost1996
    @driveghost1996 2 месяца назад +1

    Honestly Hera is such a horrible person, I'm not surprised Zeus doesn't seem to actually like her
    Instead of going for revenge on Zeus, she almost always goes after the Women he slept with and the Children. She ruined Heracles' life and tricked him into killing his Wife, and now she demands he kills his own child

  • @MissLavena
    @MissLavena Месяц назад

    I bet if Hera were to asked for a glass of water as her condition, Zeus would still say the he couldn't do it. Man was having a second thought and seized his escape out of it.

  • @mickymcbryan4814
    @mickymcbryan4814 5 месяцев назад +1

    In Greek Mythology one time, Hera separated from Zeus for all the cheating so he went crazy and decided to marry a new wife, and invited all of Olympus to the wedding but his new wife was just a statue he made of Hera and she laughed at him and thought it was so pathetic she took him back out of pity.

  • @Freshboii_tru
    @Freshboii_tru 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m pissed Eris wasn’t in the show. Ares Sister

  • @musicalsaber6433
    @musicalsaber6433 Месяц назад

    "I choose the innocent, over the vindictive."

  • @malak..nightly6667
    @malak..nightly6667 2 месяца назад +1

    😢😢😢😱😱🙊🙊🙊🙈😣🙉 immediately gobsmacked and second why does he look like me

  • @alpha5664
    @alpha5664 4 месяца назад

    If Zeus had any brains at all he would have vaporized Hera and Ares right there.

  • @killercomedytv
    @killercomedytv 4 месяца назад

    Zeus saying he won't stray: *Signs up for Onlyfans* 🤣

  • @biohazard724
    @biohazard724 4 месяца назад

    Zeus is taking accountability for something he screwed up
    Suspicious

  • @hereticwinter07
    @hereticwinter07 Месяц назад

    Zeus is tripping cheating on Hera over and over.

  • @julianusdraconius6872
    @julianusdraconius6872 2 дня назад

    That's a lot of bull coming from you Zeus. You ain't ever be true to anyone Zeus 😂

  • @Andres_2096
    @Andres_2096 4 месяца назад

    Fives minute later*
    Zeus: well, time to ruin another kids life!

  • @javypotter1994
    @javypotter1994 4 месяца назад

    Zues: I’ll never stray again
    Me: *Looks into an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office* 🙄

  • @ohsuzeyq_
    @ohsuzeyq_ 21 час назад

    Zeus sorry? Zeus owning to his bs? Zeus promising to change and asks forgiveness???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @slytherclawsage9938
    @slytherclawsage9938 4 месяца назад

    There were no demons in Greek mythology
    ✨the more you know✨

  • @fireblizard8366
    @fireblizard8366 Месяц назад

    Bad as Zeus is at least he won’t throw his kid to the wolves.

  • @CertifiedFanficLover
    @CertifiedFanficLover 2 месяца назад

    "Only to you I will be true"
    The only Zeus I believe would say that is the Disney movie version.

  • @Wajaa-gc8zr
    @Wajaa-gc8zr 5 месяцев назад +2

    Perfect loop

  • @J_Isak
    @J_Isak 4 месяца назад

    She called his bluff real fast

  • @helenic._hub
    @helenic._hub 29 дней назад

    I wonder how many times Zeus had promised Hera that

  • @gustavoschnurr1907
    @gustavoschnurr1907 4 месяца назад

    Zeus promising to be true to his marriage is a very nice joke.

  • @melroyn
    @melroyn 4 месяца назад

    If only she asked Zues what the kid's name was. With his record,
    he would have probably said, " Bob? "

  • @SoftGvibes
    @SoftGvibes 4 месяца назад

    Zeus u said dat last time 😂

  • @EfeKelvin-to9ms
    @EfeKelvin-to9ms 5 месяцев назад

    Even the mighty zeus cannot contain his sausage