This game is way too difficult, I do not recommend. At least I was able to beat the first world. The pillar guy boss fight at the end was a nice challenge however.
Like if you want to see a 30 minute long playthrough of John gutter edit: IGN reviewed pizza tower, I'm sure they outsourced the gameplay footage. There's no other explanation
6:52 No, sorry, this maneuver was a little bit too competent. I think. I believe. I might be wrong, but I have a strange suspicion that it might have been played by someone who at least got past floor 1.
I freaking lost it when he decided to go and search everywhere BUT the obvious hidden block when the game told him about them.
You'd be surprised how blind people are. My friend took 5 minutes to find the fricking hidden block
@@FakestLoogi 💀
How did a game journalist even beat a whole level... Let alone pass the tutorial
This WAS the tutorial.
Not just one level, he beat the first world
No he thought the tutorial was the first world
@@BinzuDev Classic game journalist moment
lol
Like if you want to see a 30 minute long playthrough of John gutter
edit: IGN reviewed pizza tower, I'm sure they outsourced the gameplay footage. There's no other explanation
i think my personal hell would be this in a loop forever
the fact at 11:19 he happened to use that specific taunt pose
That is how you know it is fake, the guy actually knew about the taunt button
Fun fact: an actual gamer at IGN played this and gave it a 9 out of 10. Really surprised me that they'd review this game.
This hilarious, just look at the little italian man do the things! It's lovely
9:42 that's literally the way i passed this section at my first time playing lol
Wow.
10:02 you mean?
@@quantdevya mean 10:07
Unrealistic, a game journalist would take 10 times as long as this.
Dark souls of italy indrustry
They should add journalist mode. In journalist mode, the game will almost play for you, like sonic!
You mean sonic forces?
@@cake2943 Yes
@@cake2943 actually thats sonic boom ROL
you hardly play there
Pizza Tower turns from a game to a movie
This video makes me feels better
This is painful to watch and I'm not even three minutes in.
From the future : don’t continue
@@Theonewithaplanz i died from cringe
diagnosis: skill issue
It hurts to watch the pizza not tower
Man these subtitles make the experience way better.
That is the guy that would see the ´´you hit Peppino 100 time´´ unintetionaly.
After seeing the IGN gameplay I’m glad to say this aged poorly
so this is who mcpig was thinking about when talking about the heatmeter
As much as a joke this is, it's painful to my eyes. (He missed the toppin that was RIGHT THERE :( ) but what do I expect off a game journalist?
..what? it isn't a joke? ..oh. my bad.
@@whatsagooduser_ no, it is xD
Underrated.
Underrated comment
psychological torture
That's just my first experience with the game
Feels like I'm watching a toddler realise he has limbs
'Only 0.001% of people can beat the tutorial!'
6:52
No, sorry, this maneuver was a little bit too competent. I think. I believe. I might be wrong, but I have a strange suspicion that it might have been played by someone who at least got past floor 1.
At some point I started to say no, he's not gonna make it this time
Actually a masterplay
I suppose i was born a game journalist :(
One of those mobile ads where you get burned by lava
mario on steroids
For a game journalist this is very impressive
Me teaching my mom how to play:
Never thought I'd read a text that relatable
ohno its gonna get low critic reviews now
*_Pain._*
this is true
Bro i was new and thats me, but now i am Very like a pro but cannot beat pepperman
5 out of 10. I didn’t like the colour of the pepperoni.
I was poging whenever he did one thing right
N I C E.
anybody with at least 50 iq can beat this game
This was painful to watch
What does "game journalist" means? It's like when someone is just bad or something?
It's a reference to the infamous video of a game journalist trying and failing to beat cuphead's tutorial
@@BinzuDev so game journalist is a player who sucks? Right?
@@Bruh.......... Uhhh well not litterally but as a joke, yes
damn game journalists don't have anything related to a smart?
torture
this is so unbearingly god awful to watch
i agree
only 12 and a half mins to beat the tutorial, thats way too fast for your typical journalist lmfao
False now because the person who reviewed it was somewhat competent
Fake. IGN P ranked a level