Drinker's Chasers - Rings of Power Humiliated: Only 1/3 Of Viewers Finished It

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  • Опубликовано: 7 апр 2023
  • The recent news that barely a third of viewers watched Amazon's Rings of Power all the way to the final episode, evoked an outpouring of non-surprise from us. And a fair bit of laughter.
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  • @_GOD_HAND_
    @_GOD_HAND_ Год назад +694

    Journalists: "Toxic fans are abandoning Amazon's smash hit Rings of Power, and that's a good thing"

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +65

      Can’t abandon something I’ve never watched and will never watch.

    • @chipsterb4946
      @chipsterb4946 Год назад +98

      “Toxic fan” is one of the most absurd oxymorons I’ve ever encountered.

    • @floridaman6982
      @floridaman6982 Год назад +26

      Gonna be hard to sell this genre to non fans

    • @Jadty
      @Jadty Год назад

      Something something straight white males, something something the alt right, something something ist ism word salad.

    • @xrosso6515
      @xrosso6515 Год назад +8

      @@chipsterb4946 toxic fan exist,everyone have different reason of why they like something,a toxic fan could be someone who like only an element and until there is that element is ready to destroy everything else, another toxic fan could be the one which workship a show ecc ecc,the problem is the people that are calling the fan toxic are people that are toxic and not fan, you can't destro/change every things about something and making something else and thinking you are in right,that is just being....i don't know crazy?bastard?stupid?everything wrong and more?

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Год назад +412

    Tolkien Lore: *exists*
    Amazon: "I'll ignore that."

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +9

      Peter Jackson and JRR Tolkein : 😡😡😡

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk Год назад +26

      Funny how as soon as this series appeared a whole raft of "Tokien was racist" articles and research appeared.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +23

      @@6581punk Damage control aka propaganda.

    • @sebastiancruz-ts1qq
      @sebastiancruz-ts1qq Год назад +9

      In Hollywood you go upwards if you fail

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 Год назад

      Much like KK ignored the Star Wars EU. To quote Star Trek, "The sheer fucking hubris," of these producers, executives, and directors.

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry Год назад +457

    1/3 of people probably died of boredom and were included in the count due to autoplay features

    • @BellaRigelOrion
      @BellaRigelOrion Год назад +13

      Ahahaha, this comment is solid gold! I couldn't understand how they got 1/3, you helped it make sense. 😉

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade Год назад +1

      😂

    • @Zachary_s
      @Zachary_s Год назад

      Ha!

    • @Thrawn23.
      @Thrawn23. 11 месяцев назад

      Those are the content creator

  • @Batman_94
    @Batman_94 Год назад +696

    I'm pretty sure more than half of those were just hate watching

    • @silverhost9782
      @silverhost9782 Год назад +63

      Right, my parents watched it all the way through and they're STILL complaining about how shit it was lmao

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +11

      @@silverhost9782 Your parents are the best and I think my parents would be the same way.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +15

      @@silverhost9782My Grandmother grew up in the 50s with the LOTR books and I think she would despise this show

    • @gingerandbroke1402
      @gingerandbroke1402 Год назад +4

      I was hate skimming through it

    • @lindsay1989
      @lindsay1989 Год назад +6

      Yes including me!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere Год назад +393

    When your show has a worse survival rate than the Bataan death march.

  • @JCredible-has-a-lovely-bottom
    @JCredible-has-a-lovely-bottom Год назад +648

    I don't know if those 1/3 viewers deserve a medal or medical attention🎖🏥😁

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 Год назад +12

      Well, I have it on good authority from a few of these people had the show on from start to finish but they might have been doing just a few other things while it was on, though.

    • @JCredible-has-a-lovely-bottom
      @JCredible-has-a-lovely-bottom Год назад +17

      Thinking about it both I think🤣

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Год назад +17

      They are RUclips reviewers.

    • @incurableromantic4006
      @incurableromantic4006 Год назад +3

      Therapy probably. . . . . . .

    • @GoldsteinShekelbergSwartz
      @GoldsteinShekelbergSwartz Год назад

      1/3 viewers are masochists in other words.

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 Год назад +504

    I like that Salke admitted she doesn’t know the difference between real life and her own “internal dialogue” - tells us all we need to know!

    • @slimbombur7922
      @slimbombur7922 Год назад +61

      in medical terms that is called schizophrenia

    • @gridley
      @gridley Год назад +12

      A lot of people in the entertainment industry are analogous to artistic-creative versions of Alvin Bragg.

    • @giulizpaviz6381
      @giulizpaviz6381 Год назад +17

      Let's be honest, who work at Hollywood (well, pretty much every celebrity in the world) seems to live in another planet when they talk about "reality" like they care about it

    • @IBriefcase
      @IBriefcase Год назад

      Her delusion is borderline psychotic, it's almost impressive. She has got to go.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Год назад +1

      ​@@giulizpaviz6381 this is the producer though, so even worse.

  • @damitcarl3942
    @damitcarl3942 Год назад +66

    "Boats are sinky" Yes, thats how mythical eternal beings talk

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Год назад +9

      "No! Stone go sinky, boaty floaty." -- Finrod, called Felagund ("Hewer of Caves") and Nóm ("Wisdom"), king of Nargothrond, also dubbed The Faithful and The Friend of Man, boon companion of Beren and Luthien in the quest for the Silmarils, fairest and most beloved of the house of Finwë, according to amazon.

    • @damitcarl3942
      @damitcarl3942 Год назад +2

      @@harbl99 "Unga Bunga (oops, yes) DamitCarl, likely an elf from Valinor

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Год назад

      ​@@harbl99 I'm just a passerby but your sarcastic quote is too poetic to sound stupid and I love it 😂

    • @The_Ronin1
      @The_Ronin1 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @matthewboehler2540
    @matthewboehler2540 Год назад +85

    I got up to the episode where Galadriel happens to find the dude on the raft as she was swimming across THE ENTIRE FUCKING OCEAN.

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Год назад +11

      Yup, I turned it OFF right when she just started swimming. I was gobsmacked that they decided to shoot that......how did the director just say, NO I'm not doing this, is beyond me.

    • @mkeogh76
      @mkeogh76 Год назад +23

      When I told a relative that Galadriel just jumped into the middle of a vast ocean and started swimming and then later took a pyroclastic flow blast right in the face but got up no worse for wear except for a Cheeto dusting, she said: "Why didn't they her make her capable of flying as well?" Guy-ladriel may be worse than Rey as Mary Sues go.

    • @libertas5005
      @libertas5005 Год назад +3

      I didn't even know they did that in this show lmfao... that's so fucking bad hahahha

    • @doomsdaybooty1072
      @doomsdaybooty1072 Год назад +8

      She randomly finds a raft, in the middle of the ocean. Then, the next day, a Numenorean ship randomly finds the raft in the middle of the ocean. Coincidence stacked on coincidence

    • @4203105
      @4203105 Год назад +6

      She finds *Sauron* on a raft, after swimming across an entire ocean... completely by chance.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Год назад +542

    It is ironic that PETA bashes Amazon over the death of a horse during Rings of Power production and they deserve it.

    • @digiblak997
      @digiblak997 Год назад +96

      PETA will now try to put the horses down to save them from amazon

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 Год назад +26

      The one and only time I’d support PETA

    • @BrassChuckles
      @BrassChuckles Год назад

      Amazon are trying to flog(sell) a dead show, so it's rather apt that they have a dead horse to flog.

    • @wither5673
      @wither5673 Год назад +20

      @@Sciuridae at this point this is not even a joke lol.

    • @All_Hail_Chael
      @All_Hail_Chael Год назад

      Laughs in charge of the light brigade
      ruclips.net/video/aKchwAWMpDA/видео.html

  • @eurodoc6343
    @eurodoc6343 Год назад +57

    The first episode told me everything I needed to know about this show. In that scene in the snow and ice, Galadriel is showing point by point that she is the very definition of a toxic leader. Yet the writers think the very things that make her toxic are actually commendable attributes.

    • @oblivionsa7973
      @oblivionsa7973 Год назад

      Unless she was a man, then they'd immediately scream "toxic masculinity".

  • @malekiththeeternityking5433
    @malekiththeeternityking5433 Год назад +256

    I'm amazed 1/3 people finished it, I never watched an episode

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +19

      Same here. Didn’t seem
      Worth the time or effort

    • @peterpohan3850
      @peterpohan3850 Год назад +10

      Me neither

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +5

      @@peterpohan3850 Good
      Choice

    • @themightypen1530
      @themightypen1530 Год назад +8

      You missed stronk elf whamen taking a pyroclasm to the face and shrugging it off. It was awful.

    • @chongli3007
      @chongli3007 Год назад +8

      Never even clicked on it once

  • @jeffcleghorn1223
    @jeffcleghorn1223 Год назад +331

    As to Galadrial's strength. She was MUCH MORE powerful in the books than here. Naturally it's been a few millennia but she was always regarded for her magical prowess not swinging a sword like nearly anyone else in Middle Earth. By the War of the Ring, she was instrumental in breaking the northern pincer of Sauron's army (Battle of Lonely Mountain/ not Five Armies/ I wish it was in a film somewhere.) By this time it was stated that Sauron's minions avoided her forests because nothing less than Sauron himself could hope to overcome Galadriel's power. Power you don't get by swinging a sword like everyone else.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios Год назад +39

      Yep. 2 completely different types of power.

    • @Jadty
      @Jadty Год назад +77

      It’s a delicate, feminine way of exerting your power. Not saying that using magic is feminine, but for someone like Galadriel, a delicate feminine princess, this would be proper for her character.
      These wackos however, think that strong = masculine qualities, while at the same time criticizing those same qualities. Truly the work of mentally unwell people.

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled Год назад +8

      ​@@Jadty These writers are the types of person who severely criticize what they are mad they don't have themselves...

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 Год назад +1

      Mary Sue must swing sword and jump from horse! Hoorah!

    • @zephyrerazortail5478
      @zephyrerazortail5478 Год назад +14

      Wow. I did not know that Sauron's forces didn't want to mess with her cos of her magic prowess.
      That scene in The Hobbit makes more sense now. The one she blasts an orc into oblivion. Yeah, seeing or hearing about that kind of power would make me run in the other direction as well.

  • @TheRedThirst
    @TheRedThirst Год назад +547

    I warned my wife going into it that it’d be woke crap and would be complete trash… “oh Red, you’ve just been watching too much EFAP and Nerdrotic” said the missus… she called it quits 3 episodes in hahahaha

    • @lanz228
      @lanz228 Год назад +28

      bruhhh, as someone who haven't seen the show, id like to know what made her stop at the 3rd one 😭 😭

    • @TheRedThirst
      @TheRedThirst Год назад +99

      @@lanz228 mainly the fact that Galadriel, one of the most ethereal and feminine icons in fantasy fiction, was now a warrior girl-boss who don’t need no man

    • @floridashawn7317
      @floridashawn7317 Год назад +21

      Yep. Me and the wife made it through 2 episodes. Still better than Wheel of Time, we couldn’t make it past the first episode.

    • @TheRedThirst
      @TheRedThirst Год назад +53

      @20xitysix no, but whenever I’m right about these sort of things I play her the clip of Razorfist spinning around shouting “Fuck You, I was right!”

    • @lanz228
      @lanz228 Год назад +7

      @@TheRedThirst LOL

  • @ragnartheshiz3153
    @ragnartheshiz3153 Год назад +65

    I am so embarrassed to say that I did watch way too much of the Rings of Power.
    I watched the entire first 20 minutes of the first episode.
    I’m still kicking myself for not turning it off after ten.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +7

      Shame on you.

    • @pingpong1727
      @pingpong1727 Год назад +2

      Hopefully you don't repeat this lapse in judgement

  • @wehrwolf8538
    @wehrwolf8538 Год назад +292

    I'm surprised that 1/3 of the viewers actually finished it. The wife and I didn't even last an episode. Don't feel like we missed out on anything.

    • @Treizez34
      @Treizez34 Год назад +2

      i regret that I'm part of that statistic, but only because the wife insisted on pushing through to the end where I checked out by episode 3

    • @johnhughes2124
      @johnhughes2124 Год назад +4

      I confess to lasting the whole thing....... but like Disparu said it was on the side monitor

    • @Elaborance
      @Elaborance Год назад +1

      I think 1/3rd sounds pretty good to be honest. I don't finish a third of the shows I start, not even close.

    • @nalublackwater9729
      @nalublackwater9729 Год назад

      Those where probably some shills and the valiant content creators who sacrificed part of their sanity to deliver their video reviews.

    • @Chris-gw2xg
      @Chris-gw2xg Год назад +1

      You didn‘t miss anything

  • @WinstonSmithGPT
    @WinstonSmithGPT Год назад +23

    If you fall asleep Amazon keeps playing.

  • @aurasedge5580
    @aurasedge5580 Год назад +13

    "You're not supposed to be representing our world, you're supposed to represent Tolkien's world." Spot on brother. That hand gesture from Mr. Magnus there is a perfect symbol for how we all feel on that subject. The core problem with Hollywood is that they keep taking these ideas from great writers and twisting them to say what they want them to say.

  • @tsutsuji1
    @tsutsuji1 Год назад +237

    I was among the tribe that stopped watching ROP after only a few episodes (because the ones I saw were so boring), but I kept up with the plot of the episodes I missed by watching RUclipsr reviews like Drinkers, Disparu and others. The negative reviews of ROP were far, far more entertaining than the show itself.

    • @joeterzio7175
      @joeterzio7175 Год назад

      You are the definition of a loser. I'm glad you were entertained by the weekly Klan reviews, though.

    • @Claego
      @Claego Год назад

      Exactly the same for me. Don't think I'll ever watch the rest of it

    • @kevinmccabe7263
      @kevinmccabe7263 Год назад

      I did the same thing lol

    • @drixc1
      @drixc1 Год назад

      I'm actually used to do so as well with all the new marvel and star wars movies/series since a few years already.
      It's more fun , and it's wasting less time.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Год назад

      On the plus side we now know where Sauron got all his human allies from.

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 Год назад +36

    Never watched a minute on Amazon, but I’ve seen at least 20 hours worth of videos roasting RoP, and thoroughly enjoyed most of it!

  • @awildman69
    @awildman69 Год назад +31

    If Hollywood remade "The Elizabeth: The Golden Age" Liz would be on the ships telling Raleigh what to do 🤡

  • @mattdesroches3219
    @mattdesroches3219 Год назад +30

    i watched the first episode... when she came in twirling her sword to kill the troll i gave up

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Год назад +6

      Oh, in episode 2 she did something even worse.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +2

      A woman ruining an action scene? That’s unusual.

  • @Caredroia
    @Caredroia Год назад +29

    WHY would I trust them with Fantasy, when they can't even understand reality!

  • @geekmastermind
    @geekmastermind Год назад +167

    I'm a little surprised that so many people are hyped about the announced Warner Bros. remakes. What in the past few years especially gives them the idea that Hollywood is going to do anything but make an absolute hash of it?

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios Год назад +33

      Yeah. Idk how people can even be "cautiously optimistic" anymore.

    • @davids8127
      @davids8127 Год назад +18

      Warner bros has been horrible the last 10 years like most of the big studios.

    • @ElhajMahmoud
      @ElhajMahmoud Год назад +23

      Watch Aragorn turned into a bisexual black man who’s in a romantic relationship with Legolas

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 Год назад +13

      Pakistani trans activist Aragorn would be better.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester Год назад +1

      @@grapeape888 He/she/they would be bludgeoned to death there.

  • @frogletx
    @frogletx Год назад +101

    Jack Black as Tom Bombadil, Lizzo as Galadriel .. ....what could go wrong?

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +16

      About as bad as seeing them on Mandalorian S3

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +15

      Jack Black deserves better.
      At least he’s Bowser on Super Mario Bros

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 Год назад +7

      Why does everyone hate Jack Black all of a sudden in these comments? guys hilarious and seems like a bro. Lets not sweep Jack up with Lizzo, he isn't in charge of Disney casting.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +1

      @@grapeape888 Jack Black is legit legend

    • @xanderabbey8529
      @xanderabbey8529 Год назад +5

      @@grapeape888 Nothing wrong with him as a person or actor, but it's a wildly absurd casting choice to have him in Star Wars. Maybe they might make it work, but I have no faith in Disney Star Wars.

  • @theresearcher253
    @theresearcher253 Год назад +88

    If they're going to go in this direction, they may as well go all the way: Hire Dylan Mulvaney to play Galadriel in season 2 - 'Orcs? love' em!'

    • @salinium
      @salinium Год назад +26

      It'd be about as believable as his larp as a woman haha

    • @whos-the-stiff
      @whos-the-stiff Год назад +7

      Imagine the slowed down horseriding images with that tool riding a horse !

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 Год назад

      Im jealous and angry I didn't think of the scam before Dylan, especially since im a minority, woulda worked even better. Bud Lite paid him 100k for that bubble bath ad...I'd drink Bud Lite out of Lizzo's crack for that kinda money.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Год назад +1

      I might actually consider watching the show then to see how bad they can make it.

  • @barryf7253
    @barryf7253 Год назад +22

    What was Amazon thinking? "Let's take a classic work of literature and turn it into a stupid TV show on the same intellectual par with Gilligan's Island, only not funny".

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад

      More like “We’re not gonna make a profit off of this, but at least we’re brainwashing the younger generations with our anti-male and pussy worship propaganda.”

  • @DizzyMamba
    @DizzyMamba Год назад +116

    How in the hell is Amazon justifying a second season?

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +24

      “WEVE GOT TO HAVE…. Money!
      - Amazon, probably

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk Год назад +6

      They see it as something to attract customers? haha.

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 Год назад +48

      The sunk-cost fallacy, basically.

    • @y_s4021
      @y_s4021 Год назад +10

      Probably trying to fool investors that everything is just...fine....see? We'll have a season 2

    • @Rabbithole8
      @Rabbithole8 Год назад +2

      Amazon already paid for a second season and more, and as blatherskite3009 stated, the sunk cost fallacy.

  • @calebhamm8531
    @calebhamm8531 Год назад +110

    I’ve had people recommend this show to me so many times because the original Jackson films are my favorite movies of all time. I still haven’t been able to bring myself to watch the first episode though.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +41

      Just stick with the Jackson films

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk Год назад +41

      Not a single second of it is Tolkien. I wouldn't even call it fan fiction because that would imply the writers are fans when they're not.

    • @nilesraeadams
      @nilesraeadams Год назад +5

      Same. 15 minutes was all I could stomach.

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero Год назад +18

      Watch the Jackson films. And if your morbid curiosity about RoP is ever piqued, watch Disparu’s reviews; they’re really funny

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne Год назад +14

      Don't do it

  • @mrfafaa96
    @mrfafaa96 Год назад +64

    My guess is that this series will go the same way as the Fantastic beast series. Fantastic beast was planned to be 5 movies, but each movie was a disaster after another until the series eventually died uncompleted. Rings of Power has planned to have 5 seasons. I'm guessing that we'll get a season 2, but it will die either after season 2 or 3 and it will be left uncompleted.

    • @VincitOmniaVeritas7
      @VincitOmniaVeritas7 Год назад +16

      It’s not like they had any 5 seasons long arch. They are probably writing along as they go like Disney’s Star Wars

    • @TheDisgruntledImperial
      @TheDisgruntledImperial Год назад +6

      I don't know, they have plenty of funding and virtues to signal. See: Star Trek Discovery and Star Trek Picard.

    • @eagleofceaser6140
      @eagleofceaser6140 Год назад +11

      Season 2 will be the same length as season 1. When it bombs season 3 could be cut into thirds released a few months apart labeled as seasons 3-5. That way they can still have five seasons and cut their losses after season 3.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +5

      First Fantastic Beast movie was
      Good at least

    • @TitanKaiju75
      @TitanKaiju75 Год назад

      Same. I'd be floored if that wasn't the case honestly.

  • @greebo7857
    @greebo7857 Год назад +49

    I'm amazed that 1/3 of viewers started it.

    • @danabnormal5988
      @danabnormal5988 Год назад +1

      As a lifelong Tolkien fan, I felt it was utter garbage as soon as I heard of it.

    • @lukeball4937
      @lukeball4937 Год назад +2

      Many Nascar fans aren't there for the races, they are there for the crashes. I think it's the same thing. :)

  • @SadfaicMusic
    @SadfaicMusic Год назад +31

    I wish there was a way to quantize what percentage of people watched mainly to join in the collective Schadenfreude experience.

  • @floridaman6982
    @floridaman6982 Год назад +29

    One thing I’m realizing… they are writing these things in a group setting just basically setting up a checklist of tasks and trying to string them together.
    Most of the greatest stories that got to this level on Merritt were the vision of one single writer and once the book was done they went through editing with others.

    • @Jadty
      @Jadty Год назад +9

      They get an email from Blackrock telling them exactly what to do.

    • @robertsmith6529
      @robertsmith6529 Год назад

      It is very difficult to take on a Tolkeins work and turn it into a TV show or a film. Due to creativity and filming limitations.

  • @desmondjefferson2127
    @desmondjefferson2127 Год назад +20

    😂😂😂 CALLED IT!!!!!
    They wrote, read, and decided to shoot EPISODE 2...... Where the main character decided to jump into the ocean and SWIM across it. I stopped at that episode and my review was,"Who TF wrote the 'SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN' episode and why do they have a JOB!!!!!?????"

    • @williamjpellas0314
      @williamjpellas0314 Год назад

      They have a job because they obediently signal their phony leftie 'virtue' which is what opens the magic valve that leads to the money bin. It's as simple as that. Well, until and unless reality, especially financial reality, reasserts itself. But until then, it's all about political hacks maneuvering and trying to position themselves to get money. It has nothing to do with objective skill whatsoever. Absolutely zero.

  • @MioRaem
    @MioRaem Год назад +21

    I did watch all episodes like Drinker, but I only did so because I was caught in a perpetual loop of weekly disbelief, anger, sadness and, like Drinker, morbid curiosity.
    THIS SHOW IS ABSOLUTE DOGSHYTE

  • @genemcgeehan9435
    @genemcgeehan9435 Год назад +21

    There is no way this show makes it all 5 years

  • @scatterthewinds3126
    @scatterthewinds3126 Год назад +7

    it still blows my mind...this source material should've produced a blockbuster generation defining show.

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace Год назад +27

    Dude Disparu's articulation of the audience's feelings are just absolutely dead on, bullseye every time.

  • @saar144
    @saar144 Год назад +15

    Rings of Power hate is still strong, even though it ended 6 months ago

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +7

      Still not hated enough.

  • @truefitness2622
    @truefitness2622 Год назад +27

    Damn, I can only imagine those who managed to watch it to the end are also victims of domestic violence

  • @thagomizer8485
    @thagomizer8485 Год назад +18

    I only finished it because I thought the girlfriend wanted to watch it. Asked her later, and she only finished it because she thought I wanted to! 😅

    • @libertas5005
      @libertas5005 Год назад +7

      There's your lesson for the success of your relationship: communicate with honesty to each other, and don't wait until it's too late!

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      A match made in Valinor

  • @sillypuppy5940
    @sillypuppy5940 Год назад +8

    What got me was that their version of Galadriel was 1000 years old, yet still considered immature.

  • @zacharyyoung8432
    @zacharyyoung8432 Год назад +10

    That was probably the most profound statement about remakes: we’re making Tolkien’s world not ours.

  • @MJT409
    @MJT409 Год назад +15

    The only people who finished watching the whole thing were Amazon employees who were paid bonuses for their time.

    • @RS-ls7mm
      @RS-ls7mm Год назад +2

      I am imagining the scene in Clockwork Orange where he is forced to watch.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      ​@@RS-ls7mmyou might be joking, but life imitates art more often than not ..

  • @xepharnazos
    @xepharnazos Год назад +6

    I had a hearty laugh at the cutaway to the Numenoreans doing their best to kill their horses before even arriving at the Southlands village. When I was a kid I read something, a commentary on Charge of the Light Brigade or something idr, that said historically cavalry charges like the aforenamed were actually more like fast trots until they got really, really close to the enemy--only then would they start running. Otherwise the horses would get tired too early. Managing horse-endurance is a plot point in "The Name of the Wind" and "The Searchers" too.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      A hefty part of The Two Towers after they defeat Saruman is spent on the stealthy march of the Rohirrim towards Gondor taking care of the horses so they could arrive rested to Minas Tirith.

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 Год назад +8

    Sometimes I fall asleep watching an episode of something, and when I wake up, the season’s over and the screen says something like “Are you still watching?”. Are we sure that’s not what happened to those unfortunate 37%?

  • @joelt2002
    @joelt2002 Год назад +3

    My wife and I started it as she is a huge nerd of Middle Earth. We quit after the second episode, it was so bad.

  • @StefanoBorini
    @StefanoBorini Год назад +18

    Don't worry, they will blame toxic fans and renew it for another season. Because that's what they will do.

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 Год назад +15

    I can only imagine what the cast of the Jackson films feel about this abysmal show

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Год назад +5

      Wonder if the Hobbit boys regret wearing those elf ear tshirts yet.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +1

      @@harbl99 I wonder what Elijah Wood and Sean Asten felt when they heard this was greenlit.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Год назад +4

      Viggo Mortensen has a ton of respect for Tolkien and his world. He refused to appear in the Hobbit movies because it wasn't lore accurate. Bernard Hill also shat on Rings of Power recently.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад

      @@GeraltofRivia22 Bernard Hill is a legend

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад

      @@GeraltofRivia22 Bernard Hill was even in the Scorpion King(2002) and that was a decent movie

  • @jeanclaudealexo2167
    @jeanclaudealexo2167 Год назад +3

    “Prepare to have your expectations subverted” 😂 Oh Drinker! 😂

  • @Prudencia67
    @Prudencia67 Год назад +5

    The only way is making season 1 a Nightmare from Galadriel. She wakes up in the real Tolkin universe and amazon get to start over

  • @Kscoyote80
    @Kscoyote80 Год назад +5

    Fun fact: 100% of the 33% were reviewers.

  • @aldunlop4622
    @aldunlop4622 Год назад +2

    I only lasted about ten minutes. As soon as Mary Suladriel did the acrobatic flip and kill the giant, I was out.

  • @ct-cdn7967
    @ct-cdn7967 Год назад +5

    I didn’t know who Jennifer Salke was so I looked her up on google. Then was like, wait a minute, I’ve seen her before. Did she play Galadriel on that show? Hmm.
    I may be stretching this, but it seems like “Guyladriel” is an avatar for Salke. Sort of like how Kathleen Kennedy has inserted herself into her movies.

  • @doug1066
    @doug1066 Год назад +1

    Tolkien was my first experience of "high fantasy". It is near and dear to my heart. I am sure I am not alone.

  • @Robwithakick
    @Robwithakick Год назад +4

    The “internal“ situation at Amazon reminds me of the big car companies problems before they collapsed. No one had the guts to say to management, “we have a lot of internal problems. Therefore, our product won’t sell.“ A cult of personality will stoke the ego temporarily, but will eventually fail.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Год назад +9

    Lord of the Rings fanfiction is more enjoyable than Rings of Power.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +5

      Same with Star Wars and the EU

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk Год назад +8

      Fans stick to the lore. This show is written by people who despise Tolkien and think he was racist.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +4

      @@6581punk Star Wars fans and LOTR fans are not so different, it seems

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад

      @@6581punk They despise Tolkien and all white men, in general. Being white is only ok if you have a tw@t.

  • @theglanconer6463
    @theglanconer6463 Год назад +16

    Rings of Woke was 95% identity politics and 5% story
    House of the Dragon was 5% identity politics and 95% story

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад +5

      Eh I think HoTD was like 20% woke but that's just my take

    • @markomuric1221
      @markomuric1221 Год назад +1

      Definitivno of woke is when identity politics take priority over story, hotd keept the story priority

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад +2

      @@markomuric1221 eh, did you read the book? I'd question that Criston Cole became an incel stereotype where in the books he wasn't, Rhaenyra and her entitlement was downplayed, etc. But it's definitely not the most woke thing made

  • @phillower8806
    @phillower8806 Год назад +2

    I literally watched 1 minute past the paper boat scene and I just couldn’t 😅

  • @redwolf92
    @redwolf92 Год назад +1

    Tyrone was so shocked that he can't even speak.

  • @danabnormal5988
    @danabnormal5988 Год назад +7

    Disparu is exactly right. I read Tolkien to *escape* from RL drama. I'm tired of "progressives" projecting their own rage and frustration onto entertainment I value.

  • @PeJota615
    @PeJota615 Год назад +12

    I don't think we'll ever have an adaption with the same level of care as the PJ trilogy ever again. At least not any time soon. That trilogy was a totally unique moment in cinema history. A nobody, genre director from New Zealand, who was a huge lifelong fan of LOTR, managed to take control of an adaptation and put an entire country's film industry behind it. It was a passion project on a scale we've never seen before. It was also an underdog story the whole way through until the release of Fellowship proved everything PJ and his team did was the right thing.
    You gotta remember before Fellowship LOTR as a franchise was relegated to only fantasy nerds, literary nerds, and academics. Sure it had a few animated adaptations and radio plays, but at most the general public was mainly familiar with The Hobbit at most. And only because it may have been a book they read for school as children.
    At this point any studio attempting a LOTR adaptation is trying to ape PJ's LOTR. It's no longer a labor of love from one director and his passionate team of Hollywood outsider nobodies.

    • @KrazzeeKane
      @KrazzeeKane Год назад +1

      The LotR trilogy was the last true Epic of our time. It was on a literal "epic" scale, the bigatures and extras and crew and just sheer love and effort put in. All the practical and CGI blended perfectly, it's the last epic film series ever made imo. Avatar and such try, but it's not even close to the level of effort and skill that the LotR trilogy was.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Год назад +1

      You're wrong. Lord of the Rings was a cultural phenomenon long before the movies.

    • @PeJota615
      @PeJota615 Год назад

      @@GeraltofRivia22I'm not wrong. I'm talking about LOTR in at that point in time right before the movies. LOTR was a literary classic, yes, but it wasn't a hot property in the eyes of the general public. It wasn't a cultural phenomenon like let's say the Harry Potter books were. Nobody was lining up for LOTR books in 1999/2000.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      ​@@GeraltofRivia22yet, Harry Potter gets defaced and nobody bats an eye. Tolkien's work gets defaced and it's a call to arms. I'm surprised nobody has challenged some Amazon showrunner to a duel...

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      Also, Jackson started the woke trend when he killed Glorfindel and turned Arwen from Evenstar to wArRiOr PrInCeSs. I could never enjoy them because they deviated from the books in stupid Hollywood ways. If he was such a hardcore he wouldn't have deviated at all. Stop-worshipping-his-ass.

  • @xuedalong
    @xuedalong Год назад +1

    1/3 of those people can turn to others and say "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN WHAT I HAVE SEEN"

  • @CMCAdvanced
    @CMCAdvanced Год назад +3

    I had a dream to get in the entertainment business and entertain once. Once.
    The fact that people can still keep their 6 figure salary jobs after making a show like this is just another nail shot from a seemingly endless, rapid fire Gatling nail gun in an incredibly battered and nail riddled coffin

  • @conwayfitzgerald
    @conwayfitzgerald Год назад +4

    Trying to write the Lost Tolkien Pages is like trying to write the Lost Mozart Sonatas. It is a fools errand. That's why it cant work, even if you throw 2 billion dollars at it. Just remember 'Boats float because they look up' and 'The Sea is always right.' Tolkien would never even think up lines so stupid, let alone write it down.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      If that's an actual quote from the show, I'm really glad I never got anywhere near it.

  • @bastadimasta
    @bastadimasta Год назад +5

    I finished it, but skipped 95 percent to make it more bearable. In the end, I had no idea who's who.

  • @gbenselum
    @gbenselum Год назад +1

    I felt asleep at 10 minutes and my tv binge watched 3 eps by itself.

  • @asdf-bm4df
    @asdf-bm4df Год назад +2

    I love that you keep at it still. This series could've been fantastic. Hopefully a new attempt is made in a decade or so, with your points in mind.

  • @mrsickukxx1332
    @mrsickukxx1332 Год назад +5

    Dunno what everybody’s complaining about. One of the better comedies of recent times.

  • @matthewmckinnon7654
    @matthewmckinnon7654 Год назад +3

    And this proves big budgets alone don't make for good entertaiment.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад

      It does for gaming… like 40% of the time. lol

  • @zacharymcmillan2788
    @zacharymcmillan2788 Год назад +1

    "It's dog water!"
    - Eric July/Young Rippa 59 -

  • @ssvensic
    @ssvensic Год назад

    I just finished watching The Fellowship of the Ring a few minutes ago and I see this video, perfect. Jesus, I can watch the Peter Jacksons trilogy on repeat for the rest of my life. I watched one episode of Rings of power and called it a day.

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv Год назад +3

    1/3 of viewers fell asleep with autoplay on

  • @jackielogan9104
    @jackielogan9104 Год назад +5

    i admittedly sat through the entire first season of Batwoman out of curiosity. i gladly saved myself from watching the later seasons.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      This comment is perfection.
      It will be, when it's written by a whamen.

  • @CASFRM
    @CASFRM Год назад +2

    The reason so many people watched all the episodes is because there are so many reviewers that had to do it for work.

  • @Jadty
    @Jadty Год назад +2

    1 billion dollars worth of ESG money and THE MESSAGE. Serves them right.

  • @y_s4021
    @y_s4021 Год назад +3

    I guess cancelling after just 1 season is too much of a bad PR. They'd rather renew it for a 2nd or 3rd season and cancel it when no one cares about it anymore. Or so the story goes in my head. They might as well be thinking "what? We put our souls into it! Was the audience not yet prepared for such greatness? Let's give them a season 2"

  • @chriswilson3126
    @chriswilson3126 Год назад +4

    This sounds about right. I never bothered with it but my mates watched thr first 2 and never went back to it.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +2

      I knew it would suck from the just the trailers

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Год назад +2

      In the 2nd episode they wrote a scene where an important character DECIDED to swim across an ocean.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +1

      A moment of silence for your mates’ fallen brain cells.

  • @Elerad
    @Elerad Год назад +2

    Love the lineup here. Always enjoy the content of Tyrone, Disparu, and Echo.

  • @Killerduck0213
    @Killerduck0213 Год назад +1

    So happy I waited for the show to be out in the wild and reviewed before I watched it. Saved me a lot of time.

  • @oldjoe2776
    @oldjoe2776 Год назад +4

    A lot of those 1/3 are normies who don't know Tolkien's lore and, frankly, don't recognize the wrong nor the simply bad. Neither of my brothers are very knowledgeable about the lore beyond the Peter Jackson trilogy. They both asked me if I saw RoP. When I said, "No", they said it was really good and I should watch it. It's because they don't know any better and thus found it entertaining, if only for the fantasy veneer. I didn't even try to respond to what they said.
    I've heard speculation that if the story presented in Rings of Power was not attached to Lord of the Rings, at least in name, then it could have been a passable, generic, ultimately forgettable fantasy series. Not great by any means, but at least not offensive to Tolkien's legacy. Rings of Power wouldn't have had nearly the backlash it received, though I think the woke-ness of it all would have drawn enough ire on it's own.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад

      It's intellectual imposture. Terry Gilliam had a movie based on 1984, but was more of a freelwheeling than an adaptation, so he called it "Brazil". Likewise Kurt Wimmer's Equilibrium is loosely based on Brave New World. That's intellectual honesty.
      On the other hand, you got RoP, and better products like Guy Ritchie's King Arthur, which would've been a decent popcorn fantasy flick have it been named anything but the Arthurian saga to which it bears no resemblance.

  • @Nava9380
    @Nava9380 Год назад +4

    I wonder how many of the 1/3 viewers were hate watching it? I surely did.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +1

      Or just RUclipsrs hate watching it to make the review

  • @katg-gk5ox
    @katg-gk5ox Год назад

    First time I've seen the Drinker's Chasers panel and it's Hilarious (and good!). The thread of comments are fantastic too! Hey, Bud Light should sponsor the show haha.

  • @ChaosChanneler
    @ChaosChanneler Год назад +2

    I have a boss named Jennifer and she acts EXACTLY like how Jennifer Sulky acts when it comes to managing. She wont hear any negative aspects of the job and will circle the conversation away and around from criticism of how she handles things as MUCH AS POSSIBLE so she doesn't have to deal with changing things for the better. Some people are in power for that very reason because they know how to manipulate people into think tanks that are only insular for the bosses benefit and fragile psyche.

  • @nothingtoseaheardammit
    @nothingtoseaheardammit Год назад +5

    I'm not humiliated that I never watched that dungheap of a show.

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk Год назад +2

      Anything with Lenny Henry in it is going to be rubbish.

    • @JohnDavidSullivan
      @JohnDavidSullivan Год назад +2

      Clocked out after five minutes. Couldnt bare guyladriels voice

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +1

      @@JohnDavidSullivan You have not seen what she had seen.

  • @donakahorse
    @donakahorse Год назад +3

    I wonder how many episodes you had to start before it counted, I know I didn't even make it through the first episode. I feel like there are a lot more people like me who never made it far enough in to be part of the numbers.

  • @connormcclenny9681
    @connormcclenny9681 Год назад

    "You have not seen what I have seen" - The 10 ppl that watched the whole show to everyone else on Earth

  • @fredtott4684
    @fredtott4684 Год назад +2

    I watched the whole thing (huge Tolkien fan here) AFTER I watched the 2 reviews from The Critical Drinker going "It cannot be THAT bad. Can it?" And boy, was I for a ride or what?
    What's even sadder is despite "Reflect on the world we live in today" is destroying all the cool IPs, no one seem to do anything about it in fear of backlash and it'll bring the end of entertainment. Guess we should go outside and entertain ourselves like we did in the 80s.

  • @BilbaoBaggins9
    @BilbaoBaggins9 Год назад +3

    Amazon acquired The Expanse and gave it a satisfactory conclusion. I'd love to see a compare-contrast. How did Amazon not screw up The Expanse, but did screw up Tolkien? Was it an Andor situation where they didn't care enough about it to meddle, or something else? I'd be interested to learn more.

    • @randommcranderson5155
      @randommcranderson5155 Год назад +3

      I think amazon bought expanse to bring viewers of the existing show to their platform and since it had existing seasons didn't want to meddle - the show included production staff, writers, etc already.
      But Wheel of Time and Tolkein they bought rights for and started fresh, so they chose the direction, and it sucked.

    • @L1VE3V1L
      @L1VE3V1L Год назад +2

      The expanse is owned and made by Alcon entertainment. Amazon only funded it. Their film studio didn’t touch it. Thank fuck.

    • @randommcranderson5155
      @randommcranderson5155 Год назад

      @@L1VE3V1L I think by funding it they could have influenced it if they wished. They just didn't want to meddle since it was "working", whereas on amazon properties they have to start from scratch and the direction from the beginning is in a trajectory fans of the properties hate.

  • @MauricePKerry
    @MauricePKerry Год назад +3

    Internally? Like in your mind? To yourself?

  • @jimivey6462
    @jimivey6462 Год назад +1

    To the critic who quit watching R of P
    Me: “You have not seen why I have seen!”
    Critic: “I have seen my share.”
    Me: “YOU HAVE NOT SEEN WHAT I HAVE SEEN! You were smart enough to stop watching after E4.”

  • @andrewharrison1194
    @andrewharrison1194 Год назад

    I walked the coastal path in an anti-clockwise manner. "The sea is always right".

  • @advosan
    @advosan Год назад +4

    Watched *or* slept in front of the screen.

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 Год назад +14

    While Tv and cinema May being going downhill, movies like Top Gun Maverick and The Animated
    Super Mario Bros. Movie give me hope.

  • @dustyhammer7569
    @dustyhammer7569 Год назад +2

    Disparu cuts in every millisecond to talk. Want to hear more from Drinker and other guests

  • @toothgrinder2760
    @toothgrinder2760 Год назад

    This makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

  • @Hecarim420
    @Hecarim420 Год назад +4

    In third episode I started laughing (Hartfoots storyline) and episode 8 was the greatest pinnacle of CREATION xD

  • @Edd25164605
    @Edd25164605 Год назад +4

    I couldn't stop watching out of horror.
    I had to see how badly they continued to butcher the lore while pushing THE MESSAGE

  • @colburn888
    @colburn888 Год назад

    "But do not despise the lore that has come down from distant years; for oft it may chance that old wives keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know.”
    - Celeborn

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 Год назад +1

    Salke ran a self-diagnostic, like Data on TNG, and found no software or hardware damage!