KH2 Except Every Enemy is a Hot Rod

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @StickmanSham
    @StickmanSham  Год назад +159

    (technically the red CoR Hot Rod variants that I switched to are called Mad Rides)
    this was from a stream a little while ago, check out the full vod if you want to see the full carnage ruclips.net/video/UGFpcH-X2Ng/видео.html

  • @omekun
    @omekun Год назад +703

    the car horn censors unironically scared the shit out of me

  • @acehealer4212
    @acehealer4212 Год назад +58

    KH2 but every enemy is a Crimson Jazz. You can't see anything for all of the floating fire bombs.

    • @TonyRhodes00
      @TonyRhodes00 Год назад +14

      Oh hell nah that's insane, well that or the dancer nobodies 😬

  • @kag2576
    @kag2576 Год назад +667

    This entire concept is genuinely psychotic🤣

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Год назад +586

    5:45 I just imagine Sora thinking "Check out this combo" and then slowly getting pummeled until they're just kicking his unconcious body on the ground.

    • @BankaiokenX
      @BankaiokenX Год назад +53

      Hot Rod: "Let him get up let him get up"

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Год назад +33

      Fight back fight back **Title Screen Music Plays**

    • @nexnexus8656
      @nexnexus8656 Год назад +28

      “Rattle ‘em, boys!”

    • @greenteesouo
      @greenteesouo Год назад +21

      He didn't specify who was doing the combo

    • @etherreal8787
      @etherreal8787 Год назад +6

      The Arin Hanson approach

  • @Wheelie6321
    @Wheelie6321 Год назад +253

    With all the lanes between worlds being gridlocked, Sora has to deal with Rush Hour Traffic to save the day.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +8

      The most based comment I've read.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Год назад +8

      Except he keeps dying uh... Alot 🌚

  • @N3TSLVM
    @N3TSLVM Год назад +21

    "Lexaeus with his Lexus"
    Peak comedy

  • @undercvrwtch
    @undercvrwtch Год назад +213

    I love Hot Rods/Mad Rides for the exact reason that they legitimately kick your ass. Not in any flashy anime way. They just get in your face and mess you up.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +61

      They do it old school. Straight up fisticuffs. And vehicular manslaughter.
      It's like Sora getting transported to Vice City.

    • @linkskywalker5417
      @linkskywalker5417 Год назад +11

      ​​@@Aflay1nd Vice City itself will be in HD and 4K for the first time ever within the next few years.
      Also, aren't there animes where the fights are brutal without the flashiness?

    • @khhv1900
      @khhv1900 Год назад +1

      oh so you love being massacred, that's kind of a new masochism in here

  • @smugsneasel
    @smugsneasel Год назад +92

    Every one of Xemnas' lasers is just another Hot Rod doing a dash.

  • @foto-nio2913
    @foto-nio2913 Год назад +352

    It must be an absolute nightmare doing a full run when every enemy is the most painfull and anoying one of the entire game........

    • @rimouskiii
      @rimouskiii Год назад +30

      What if every enemy was a crimson jazz or a dancer?

    • @DamoGamo
      @DamoGamo Год назад +15

      @@rimouskiiionce you get magnet, chicken little and/or magnet burst (the air finisher), the dancers would become ok. Crimson jazz though, would be SO annoying! At least you can jump away from dancers, the constant fire explosions however would be unavoidable!

    • @Hotelgaymario
      @Hotelgaymario Год назад +12

      @@DamoGamo or shamans riding on the living bones or devastators kh2 while great has some really dickish heartless enemy's

    • @BoldandBrash12
      @BoldandBrash12 Год назад +7

      @@DamoGamoI hate the crimson jazz with a fiery passion

    • @DamoGamo
      @DamoGamo Год назад +4

      @@Hotelgaymario god the sorcerer nobodies in outside the garden of assemblage are so bad! I had to spam magnet-reflect-magnet-reflect to beat that. Also the dragoons can literally Insta kill you when they spawn and that’s also bullshit when combined with the sorcerers that have uninterruptible giant cube attacks.

  • @RealRamona
    @RealRamona Год назад +606

    Imagine the Battle of 1000 Heartless - but it's just this.

    • @LikeABossIke
      @LikeABossIke Год назад +94

      I would drop the game after dying multiple times

    • @Vgk6977
      @Vgk6977 Год назад +32

      Oh hell no😂

    • @izunia8436
      @izunia8436 Год назад +43

      I believe 1000 heartless would crash with this

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +45

      It's just nonstop WYWYWERRRRR WYERRRR WYERRRR BAAPAAPAAPPBAAPAAPAAAP

    • @elknothin3403
      @elknothin3403 Год назад +8

      ​@@LikeABossIkeid still be trying to beat it but not without my brain turning into mush from losing over 50 times

  • @kalma2467
    @kalma2467 Год назад +96

    8:24 I just realized that marluxia’s scythe move where he draws you in is also drawing in the puzzle pieces and it’s fascinating to see cause it would never happen in normal gameplay

  • @AeroWraith901
    @AeroWraith901 Год назад +66

    I'm just picturing Sora being traumatized and from this point forward get PTSD anytime he hears car noises

  • @kindaslyguy4092
    @kindaslyguy4092 Год назад +25

    "Lexaeus?! With his Lexus!?" Had me dying 🤣

  • @highwind6325
    @highwind6325 Год назад +66

    Knocking them all up with a ripple drive at 1:07 was so satisfying

  • @theonewholaughs.1591
    @theonewholaughs.1591 Год назад +20

    Love how the cars just throw hands for no fucking reason.

  • @k-berry8771
    @k-berry8771 Год назад +67

    damn the Cars world from KH4 looks lit

  • @sci-figameguy8241
    @sci-figameguy8241 Год назад +221

    5:48 Why they beat his ass like that LOL

    • @gilang26060
      @gilang26060 Год назад +63

      They went "fight back fight back"

    • @Hikaru0kamiki
      @Hikaru0kamiki Год назад +39

      Sora: Thun-
      *HOTRODS PROCEED TO BOX HIS ASS TIL, KH4 COMES OUT*

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +15

      "Spiderman why did you let him beat your ass?"

  • @legendarycryptid2629
    @legendarycryptid2629 Год назад +61

    Stickman Sham fought so many he became a car himself. Due to becoming Disney property, every swear out of his mouth was replaced by a car horn honking.

  • @emersongrey
    @emersongrey Год назад +31

    4:31 Kinda sums up the experience, tbh.

  • @themiazephyr
    @themiazephyr Год назад +91

    Hot Rods... my worst nightmare back in the days.

  • @jijonbreaker
    @jijonbreaker Год назад +4

    "The mad rides are weak to blizzard" 29:10
    It's because of the flame decals.

  • @koga115
    @koga115 Год назад +17

    "Check this out." Gets bodied 😂 love the vid!

  • @recino2
    @recino2 Год назад +62

    Im guessing Demyx's water clones aren't replaced. What a nightmare that would be.

  • @GANGST
    @GANGST Год назад +5

    7:02 Dude, marluxia’s spin attack actually moved the puzzle crown pieces! Did you see that?

  • @bananabike279
    @bananabike279 Год назад +6

    "Lexeaus and his Lexus" that line killed me lmao

  • @Skii_is_Starrii
    @Skii_is_Starrii Год назад +16

    now that's what i call vehicular manslaughter

  • @mannydani9180
    @mannydani9180 Год назад +16

    Oh dear god, not even a minute in and the car horn censors are the funniest and most terrifying thing

  • @NabsterHax
    @NabsterHax Год назад +112

    It's always insane to me just how well KH2 handles the nonsense in randomizers without breaking horribly. Like, sure, some stuff doesn't work properly, but I feel like any other game would just crash the moment you tried putting a boss in a strange arena. The fact you can just do the Step Vault RC without the follow up and the game just goes "eh" and chugs on. And interactions between entities that normally would never interact somehow still mostly make sense?!

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +39

      They devs really put love into this game. It wasn't just all cutscenes and flashy quick times. These were entities and interactions. A true sandbox.

    • @leowulf5280
      @leowulf5280 Год назад +21

      My favorite is how Xigbars sniping section not only works, but actually looks really good in some arenas.

  • @Conre1
    @Conre1 Год назад +11

    I will never get over these cars just walking up to you like they about to teach you a MFing infinite

  • @mars5914
    @mars5914 Год назад +70

    Now try a KH2 world full of nobody dancers

  • @SinclairS2Engine
    @SinclairS2Engine 7 месяцев назад +4

    Ironic that the Hot Rod video ends with the chilliest boss in the game.

  • @donthebandruid3625
    @donthebandruid3625 Год назад +31

    Xaldin was Sora's father all along, that explains why he was in his dive. And why Sora can use Aero shield. It all makes sense.

  • @shiroutheherotraceon3313
    @shiroutheherotraceon3313 Год назад +24

    This is psychological torture.

  • @themaraca778
    @themaraca778 3 месяца назад +2

    5:45 "Yeah that's a combo I can do on these guys"...
    Are you sure, because it really looks like they didn't like that.

  • @KillerDitto77
    @KillerDitto77 Год назад +31

    Ansem wishes they were as powerful as these guys

  • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
    @KrazyKyle-ij9vb Год назад +31

    I could never do this, Hot Rods are fun to fight every now and then but not for an entire game. Kudos to you for toughing it out though

  • @CompletelyNewguy
    @CompletelyNewguy Год назад +2

    31:11 Okay real talk Vexan taking the place of Xehanort is almost appropriate. Almost like a mastermind behind the scenes kind of deal.

  • @Ponsy_J
    @Ponsy_J 7 месяцев назад +3

    5:47
    "Check this out" 😎
    **Gets ganged up and beaten to death by a bunch of cars.**

  • @gsfan17
    @gsfan17 Год назад +11

    Lexaeus with his Lexus 💀 💀

  • @Skyward
    @Skyward Год назад +11

    This sounds like if my sleep paralyse demon started moving on me.

  • @absoutezeo2126
    @absoutezeo2126 Год назад +11

    I knew cars were a huge threat to safety, but now I understand why.

  • @theToonLink2
    @theToonLink2 Год назад +9

    That Lexus joke was so funny bruh, funny vid all the way through and an interesting challenge run too!

  • @Matthew.Niverse
    @Matthew.Niverse Год назад +20

    Kingdom Hearts 4 Cars world leak

  • @livenishikireaction
    @livenishikireaction Год назад +20

    Oh god no one better install this on my KH2 while I'm not looking

  • @ChillaxingJay
    @ChillaxingJay Год назад +18

    i think we can all agree, Hotrod is the most annoying KH2 enemy

    • @B12C13
      @B12C13 Год назад +12

      Dancers would disagree.

  • @xlro8f853
    @xlro8f853 Год назад +8

    Sora fittin to get isakaied early.

  • @DaveXteme
    @DaveXteme Год назад +5

    Took hit and run to a new level

  • @FAILEDSTANDINGSCHOOL
    @FAILEDSTANDINGSCHOOL Год назад +10

    Oh, this is just going to be 30 minutes of magnet abuse isn’t-
    2:34 “We’re remaking the seed for the Mad Rides.”
    *Oh.*

    • @OsakaLover
      @OsakaLover Год назад +4

      Yeeeeeeah, I saw that coming at some point and couldn't believe he ended up doing it anyway-

  • @KishibeRohan
    @KishibeRohan Год назад +15

    Thats a few too many Hot Rods than i can manage

  • @floopy-diskette
    @floopy-diskette Год назад +8

    Protip: don't listen to this video in the car

  • @bouclechocolat
    @bouclechocolat Год назад +2

    Re:KH1 sora in this situation I can just hear the "Stop! Force! Force! Deep freeze deep freeze deep freeze-"

  • @datguynuma3730
    @datguynuma3730 Год назад +6

    Yo, those cars can throw hands.

  • @KRJayster
    @KRJayster 6 месяцев назад +2

    So this is what hell in kingdom hearts looks like.

  • @twilightknight1672
    @twilightknight1672 Год назад +3

    Just your average day in New York

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Год назад +7

    Lexaeus is so pissed he manifested Hot Rods.

  • @ladeandix7451
    @ladeandix7451 Год назад +6

    This sounds fucking painful. You have to kill them fast or you’ll have to deal with getting run over by 5 monster cars.

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +2

      He has to kill them with either very specific combos, or utilize spells to one shot them
      Which isn't too hard to manage...
      Until the levels in which he received help from his allies, and they activate their rage. Also, when objects that require protection come into play, and take huge damage from their unstoppable rage attacks.

    • @newfacepaula
      @newfacepaula Год назад

      nah it's just skill issue

  • @GSPlover900
    @GSPlover900 Год назад +3

    Lightning McQueen fell hard after he joined organization 13

  • @LilGabri94
    @LilGabri94 Год назад +5

    This title struck unimaginable fear into my heart

  • @TetsuRiken
    @TetsuRiken Год назад +2

    These fucking cars I swear what kind of crazy mad man would do this

  • @MoleBradRy
    @MoleBradRy Год назад +12

    Imagine if this was only an enemy randomizer and you had to proceed through the game like normal.

  • @isiahduran2041
    @isiahduran2041 Год назад +8

    I'm almost certain if there is a hell, this is what Satan would use to torture me

    • @skchabauzinha7118
      @skchabauzinha7118 Год назад +4

      That and the nobody dancers, and the leech grave from Days. The trauma.

  • @SuperFunnyboy78
    @SuperFunnyboy78 Год назад +2

    All I saw was the thumbnail and thought “You sick sadistic bastard!”

  • @devilmandiavolo2876
    @devilmandiavolo2876 Год назад +2

    Bruh when Marluxia randomly appeared I was dying

  • @StagFiesta
    @StagFiesta Год назад +2

    The honk as a censor actually freaked me out the first time I heard it I looked out my window why would you give me this fear lmao.

  • @TheBronf
    @TheBronf Год назад +2

    who ever is the heartless dealership sold a lot of damn cars to them and made bank.

  • @hunkymccree8458
    @hunkymccree8458 Год назад +2

    Alternate title: Kingdom hearts 2 but the game takes place on a highway in LA

  • @berryAsda
    @berryAsda 7 месяцев назад +3

    0:20 The last thing Sora saw.

  • @Baldtolo
    @Baldtolo Год назад +2

    I love the sound you used for censoring

  • @dancingwholeness
    @dancingwholeness Год назад +2

    What my brain saw as the title “Kingdom Hearts 2 except every enemy is SATAN’S FIERY MURDEROUS SPAWN”

  • @aerfwefd7334
    @aerfwefd7334 Год назад +3

    Sora took the admonition to go play in traffic a bit too literally.

  • @toolcoolbars_
    @toolcoolbars_ Год назад +6

    5:48 thunder to get bodied combo

  • @Evnyofdeath
    @Evnyofdeath Год назад +2

    Seeing that title pop up in my feed triggered my PTSD

  • @UCDitto
    @UCDitto Год назад +2

    Mad Rides in a group be like: Fight back N****a, Fight Back!

  • @charlesswansonii9319
    @charlesswansonii9319 Год назад +1

    Thank you for embodying my worst nightmare in Kingdom Hearts II. This is the most ball-ache since Demyx' fucking shit

  • @angelofhell3701
    @angelofhell3701 Год назад +2

    Hot Rod? More like: Hot Fuck i’m getting Mirked in the Streets of Agrabah

  • @thepit7868
    @thepit7868 Год назад +2

    The reason roxas showed up twice is because there's two versions of him. Data and main game.

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 Год назад +6

    "Dodge Slash is not overrated, but it is overhated." My man speaking truth. The way people talk about the ability is like equipping it auto-kills you. Is it a good ability? Not particularly. But it also isn't bad. It's...fine. But people talk about it like it is the bane of their existence. Use a longer keyblade, bucko lol

  • @Linxcontent
    @Linxcontent Год назад +4

    The most coolest way of a hit & run

  • @Xadaj127
    @Xadaj127 Год назад +2

    lol oops all cars, this was a bad idea executed wonderfully.

  • @isaiahdavis9486
    @isaiahdavis9486 Год назад +7

    At least it’s not dancers.

  • @RubyRaggy
    @RubyRaggy Год назад +3

    Ah yes, the lightning McQueen challenge.

  • @AquaticNebula
    @AquaticNebula Год назад +2

    This enemy is how I came to hate cars irl

  • @nastusalmander
    @nastusalmander Год назад +2

    This was an enjoyable watch, playing it must have been torture

  • @theguyatgamestop
    @theguyatgamestop Год назад +2

    Welcome to hell.
    A world with only hot rods, on critical.
    (Good luck)

  • @juliantapia1407
    @juliantapia1407 Год назад +4

    My most hated heartless... this is a genuine nightmare

  • @shadownightm3686
    @shadownightm3686 Год назад +2

    Hot Rods are one of the most annoying enemies. I salute you for doing this.
    At 26:06 I am now very curious to see that

  • @juancena6909
    @juancena6909 Год назад +2

    Now you got a good reason to spam reflect

  • @Snowstorm174
    @Snowstorm174 Год назад +5

    oh god this sounds like Hell

  • @ThePianistDragon
    @ThePianistDragon Год назад +2

    I’m not even playing and this is filling me with existential dread.

  • @Chronicgamer36
    @Chronicgamer36 Год назад +5

    KH: Los Angeles/New York traffic edition

  • @bakedpintos
    @bakedpintos Год назад +5

    Hotrods are bareable when you have reflect. Which you don't have during tr. Which is why their annoying. That and they can one shot you basically.

  • @Webmage101
    @Webmage101 Год назад +2

    I saw the thumbnail and recoiled in horror...

  • @yeetmaster-eb1xq
    @yeetmaster-eb1xq Год назад +2

    big oil's eating GOOD tonight

  • @NocturnalAegis
    @NocturnalAegis Год назад +4

    I was about to say it would be cool to see someone play with all enemies swapped to crimson jazz's after this. Then I realized that I don't absolutely hate anyone enough to want them to suffer like that.

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia Год назад +1

    Lightning McQueen has finally had enough...

  • @GreenGuyGeno
    @GreenGuyGeno 11 месяцев назад +1

    POV: You're driving in New York City

  • @FerreTrip
    @FerreTrip Год назад +2

    You, sir, are a madman.

  • @ricardoj376
    @ricardoj376 Год назад +2

    I have had nightmares like this.... Hate those cars with a passion.

  • @C_Train74
    @C_Train74 Год назад +1

    I clicked because this sounds like literal hell.