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YESSS FR, sampo would be an amazing dad and no one can convince me otherwise, im still choosing blade as a dentist though since I find sampo attractive 😔
To be fair, Luocha is a healer, so I'd imagine he'd keep you alive somehow. Whether through some sort of means of oxygen or by just healing you every two minutes every time you asphyxiate.
Heres my anwsers❤ 1. Gepard, dan heng is more of a brother 2. Challenge svarog, "nah id win" 3.sampo as dad, he would be the best dad ever, mainly cause blade would mess up, and just rip out the entire teeth 4.Train with luka, cause even though i am musician, my same anwser with svarog, "nah id win" 5. Argenti, hanya would not talk to me, and argenti would at least greet me in the most obnoxius way possible, but at least he would acknowledge that i exist 6.kafka, jinglui would kill me and take the money, but kafka ould also kill me and take my money.....but i would rather get killed by kafka
I surprisingly found myself relating to Hanya alot more than I thought. I would definitely be roommates with her just so we can complain to each other about how exhausted we are from too much work.
With Kafka, it's two for the price of one (Blade). Plus, she's sketchy and manipulative but she's not teetering on the edge of batshit crazy like Jingliu., so that's a plus.
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi I think his title was forge master, so given that, that makes sense. Edit: also, Jing Yuan. Saying this before the “our general” mains come for you
In each of Annie's videos there's a running gag throughout the entirety of it. This video is about smell and teeth, that one video was about pizza hut. LOL
1-Dan Heng,even if I die he can put me in a Vidyadhara hatching rebirth process 2-Battle Svarog.I don't wanna hear moaning when I'm barely breathing. 3-Sampo as my dad.Absense is not a minus it's a neutreal result. 4-Train with Luka.I'm all for near-death pit fights. 5-Hanya.Even though I might feel romantic every night,roses have thorns.+Quiet roommate is a W. 6-Nah I'm good.
Would be fun to make beauty-days with Argenti. Imagine doing like 10 steps korean skincare routine, both with a and head towel and he gives you a lot of beauty advices x)
I would definitely choose the Svarog fight, because frankly he's shown already that he can and will go easy on you if needed lol. Coffin time does not sound like a fun time.
1.Dan Hang, I love him 2. Svoroc kill me now, get it done and over 3.Sampo is my dad now, dentophobia go burr 4.im rocking with surval, let me be the piano 5.hanya, she’s pretty, and I need some like her 6.Kafka, I ain’t trusting jinlu, I just have to get my wife out of jail for her
I love would you rather videos! It's always fun seeing what people put (even if I don't play Star rail)! 1. CPR from Dan Heng. I feel like they're both pretty capable but I feel like Gepard might have a moment of hesitation and then I'd DIE. 2. Luocha's Coffin. Gonna take a nice lil nap.Svarog would accidentally kill me. 3. Sampo as my dad. He's goofy and even if he disappears or whatever, I don't interact with my actual dad much anyway cx. 4. This one's hard because I would like to learn how to punch people, but also band could be fun. I think I'll go with Serval's band! 5. I'm going to go with Argenti because his name makes me think of cheese and if the other lady is a judge, I don't need her judging me. 6. Since I don't know the background for either of these characters, I'll go with Kafka so I can slowly befriend blade and then divorce her for him once he falls in love with me. Actually, I'd be fine doing that with either, but Kafka's works out better since my friend has explained everything about blade to me once (and how I'd hate using him since I don't like playing characters that lose health in other games).
instantly marrying kafka 😍. shes psycho but sweet also getting to know sam, elio, blade, and silver wolf would be cool, maybe becoming a stellaron hunter myself
I'd sleep in luocha's coffin. He follows the path of abundance I think I would be safe in there. I bet he cleans it on a regular basis too, it's probably super cozy.
Alright. First question and i have takes Our boy heng daniel cannot do cpr. Stelle was sitting up against a wall, and dan went straight to mouth to mouth. No chest compressions. He didnt even check her pulse! If i need someone to do cpr to me, i dont need a kiss! Im unconscious! Kiss me when im conscious Dan! Anyway....
Kafka would make you do all the chores tho. You have no choice. She wouldn’t even threaten you she’d just be like “listen to me” and SUDDENLY ALL THE LAUNDRY IS FOLDED AND YOU WAKE UP IRONING HER 7000 COATS
1. Dan Heng 2. Challenge Swarog and immediately give up 3. Sampo as a dad. I think he would be chill. My poor mom though 4. Band with serval 5. Argenti. I feel like he would be chill and fun to hang out with but would also clean his room. 6 difficult. If Jingliu is in prison, then Kafka. But otherwise, jingliu. But I doubt Kafka would be there often tbh or that she would be loyal. Unless you join the stellaron hunters, I would definitely do this, they have a cat, I could game with silver wolf and bully blade (yes I have a death wish)
1. Gepard. He has military training. 2. Vs Svarog. Svarog wouldn't kill me. Worse case scenario, he'll say I'm weak. Emotional damage is better than the uncertainty that is Luocha's coffin. 3. Sampo. I'll gamble with absent father that sometimes bring gifts over gambling my teeth, thank you very much. 4. Serval band. Easy. 5. Hanya. Argenti feel like high maintenance, center stage personality, whereas can be introvert together with Hanya. If she's not working, worse case we'd both be in our rooms separately. 6. Kafka. JL is immortal, mara struck, and kinda like an old lady personality. Kafka feels like a modern woman. She can tolerate different personalities like Silverwolf and Blade, so she can probably tolerate me too.
1. CPR from Dan Heng 2. Challenge Svarog because I would feel claustrophobic in a coffin. Plus I don't think Svarog would actually kill me, he's bot a psycho. 3. Sampo Koski as dad. I feel I would either become a pro-scammer under his care or literally never see him and there's bo in-between. And I absolutely wouldn't trust Blade with anything, especially my teeth. 4. Serval because I kinda want to learn to play drums sometime. I used to briefly play in school band, but left because it literally only ever played one melody and I got bored with that idea after my first performance. I don't like being that static. They never changed the melody in the upcoming 4 years. 5. Hanya. She seems quite introverted and I would say I'm a facultative introvert/ambivert, whatever, so I feel we wouldn't bother each other much, whereas Argenti's extravercy and being extra in general might annoy me on my bad days. 6. Wouldn't want to marry either, tbh, but if I have to choose, then Kafka. I kinda despise Jingliu and I don't think we would even get along.
My answers: 1.Gepard cause Dan is a little intimidating 2.Challenge Svarog cause I'm a little claustrophopic😱 3.Sampo as dad cause Blade would traumatize me and be angry at me cause I'm eating sweets😭 4.Join Serval's band cause I'm interested in music and not good at any sport😁 5. I would live with Argenti cause he would take care of me and be sweet and friendly . Hanya is sweet but she probably lives with her sister already and we wouldn't be close cause she is busy 🥰 6.Marry Kafka cause she is more friendly than Jingliu. Jingliu makes me sad and scares me. I would like to hang out with stellaron family, maybe play video games with Blade and Silverwolf😄 AUUUGH AUGH😂😂
Dan Heng for CPR :3 Svarog duel Blade as my Dentist Join Serval's band Argenti he'd be like always ask me if he looks OK I'm not gay so neither It was fun :)) thanks for the video
Also dropping some Aussie lore. Its back luck for Women to plat the Didgeridoo so only males can play it. Back in school when they were introducing us babies to our Aboriginal culture they got someone to come in and show us house to play, luckily us girls were allowed to play it so we didn't get left out. Very progressive for 2008
Soo here are my answers: 1. Dan Heng. I belong to this man so it's either his lips doing the CPR or I'm welcoming death 2. Luocha's Coffin for sure. Idc if there's a dead body in here, because Svarog would turn me into a dead body instead XD. 3. Ig Blade as my dentist. Sampo would definitely be the type of that to be hella irresponsible and those are no fun. Blade on the other hand I can trust him with my teeth. Not because he could have medical knowledge, but becouse before dentist were a thing you went to the blacksmith to treat your teeth(which was to just pull your teeth out). Blade used to be a blacksmith so yeah, close enough to the real dentist lol 4. Hm, tough one. But I guess I'm choosing Luka. I'm a better fighter than a musician. I don't mind showing my amateur fighting moves, but I will never show how tone deaf I am to the world XD 5. Idc honestly, but if I'm forced to choose I'll go with Argenti. With him around I'd actually be excited about my day because of his drama queen shenanigans. 6. Kafka. Jingliu's not my type of lady +I'm a sucker for woman in suits/suit like outfits. Besides Jingliu's seems a bit unstable and I am desperate for stability. Kafka may be a bit off, but at least I roughly know what I'm getting into. So Kafka it is
From what I've collected from the Washtopia quest, I am genuinely concerned for Argenti, his dialog scares me, is he okay??? ... I'd rather Hanya as a roommate.
Edit: since Hanya and Xueyi are sisters, I thought they were both puppets, but I think I was wrong about that, so this comment no longer makes sense, whoops. Original comment: I'd be roommates with Hanya. Even if she didn't do her laundry often, it probably wouldn't smell as bad. I don't know exactly how her artificial body works, but surely it doesn't sweat, right? So like, her clothes would get dirty from like, external stuff, but they wouldn't get dirty from sweat and dead skin. By that same token I'd imagine her hair doesn't continually grow and is firmly attached to her head, so it wouldn't fall out in the shower. Just my speculation though.
I'd rather Dan Heng give me CPR, I think. Though I personally am quite a fan of Gepard, I'm pretty sure Belobog is very behind not only tech-wise, but medical knowledge wise. Not his fault tho. Second one depends- it says CHALLENGE Svarog to a duel. Doesn't mean he'll accept, and in fact he turned down Luka multiple times before he pushed for it. Svarog also tried to call it when Luka was clearly suffering and make him back down. I feel like he'd take one look at my multiply-disabled butt and say "Negative." But if it HAD to come to a fight... I could always take a nap in the coffin, I guess. Maybe have my phone with me. But I would NOT trust Luocha to not do something to me, or the coffin itself to not have some crazy sort of effect on whoever's inside. Also WOULD HE BE USING IT TO ATTACK WITH ME IN IT?!?!? Okay Definitely Svarog if that's the case. OH GOD SAMPO AS MY DAD DEFINITELY. TBH? it would be an improvement over my real dad, who was horridly abusive. I haven't spoken to him in 8 years. I can also imagine him as the kind of dad that would crack jokes and shit. Sure he may be a con artist, but I don't think he'd be abusive, and I have no money for him to scam me. Worst he could do is disappear and it would be the same. Blade as a dentist, however? Oh dear god I already have trouble with normal ableist dentists, I would not trust that man with my teeth. He would stab me for crying. Join Serval's band DEFINITELY. I love singing! Roommate... Argenti would definitely eventually get on my nerves and most likely aggravate my sensory issues, Hanya is chill and would probably like to just sit in silence with me while we both do our own things. MARRY KAFKA! I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S A WANTED CRIMINAL, I HATE JINGLIU SO MUCH!!!! And also Blade is actually kinda chill with Silver Wolf and even tries to play games with her even though his hands hurt. I could introduce him to the wide world of accessibility devices so he can game in a way that's easy on his hands. I feel like so long as I don't call him "Bladie" I'd be gucci, and Kafka can force him to Listen if he tries to kill me or something. Do you think Kafka could take control of me to negate my executive dysfunction..? Yeah Kafka 100%.
1. I go with Gepard. I just like him a little bit more than Dan Heng 2. Definetly Luocha's Coffin. It will definetly be a horrible time because of the Darkness and the few space but I would be scared that svarog would just kill me with one Punch. 3. I take Sampo as dad. From his personality I guess he would just had left and that means I'm alone with my mom which would be fine for me. Blade as Dentist on the other hand could be go right because he is mostly serious if he does something but with my teeth on the line it's a too high risk. 4. Serval's Band absolutely. She is one of my favorite characters in the game and I think she would be a nice friend to have. 5. I choose Argenti. He could helping me with my hair and stuff like that. 6. It's a tough one, because they are both amazing, but I go with Kafka. She is just amazing and if I would be married to her, either she would always take me to a save location or better train be to become a baddass bitch like her.
I guess I’d have Blade as a dentist. I don’t think he’d give the most painful treatments and I don’t mind having to go to the dentist. I can put up with it. I hate Sampo so I’ll never let him be my dad or related to me in the slightest
I’m 100% marrying Kafka for many reasons but mainly because Jinglui is canonically freezing cold all the time and I feel like that would not be fun to sleep next to every night
Considering how the mc was slumped over like that and Dan Heng didnt reposition mc so theyre lying down, Dan is NOT CPR certified... He does wanna boink u tho
Blade is a master Smith, good with his hands. Hanya is a gothy nerd who's a sweetheart to her sister, and hates working long hours. She's also one of the comment poster in Huohuo's event. Alias is Raven-something and she's got jokes. I'm sure we'll get along ^^ Me? I'm claustrophobic as fuck, so I'm squaring up with Svarog to make it quick.
Loophole: I'd challenge svarog bcuz the question didn't say we had to actually *fight* him. He'd just scan me for not even a second and be like "lol no. You. Would. Die." and I would concede. (Also, given the way my last tooth extraction took place, I'd more suspect it was done by Kafka, since she seems to have more of a sadistic streak, moreso than Blade.) Also, for Argenti, given how much he's mentioned it in his story and in the companion quest, it looks like cleaning and polishing his armor takes up the majority of his time in the day. Given how Blade wants Jingliu to k*ll him, he'd unfortunately be around her too. And given that they'd be actually fighting, again, still the more dangerous option. 😅
Gepard instead of Dan Heng Challenge Svarog to a duel cuz he wont accept Sampo Koski as my father Join Serval's band!!!! Serval i relate to the most in HSR. 'you at least owe me an explanation to why you left' Argenti as my roomate instead of Hanya Marry Kafka instead of Jing Liu
Ok but IF i marry Jinglu, then that means she likes me, and because she’s in kahoots with Luocha that means he ALSO likes me!! so then I’m not the one being put in the coffin, u are🫵😌
Well. I don't really comment on videos, but I felt like putting this out here. For question one: as much as I love Dan Heng, if I'm actually dying, I don't care about looks or personality, so I would NOT trust him with the CPR. Idk what dragon boy was trying in that cutscene, but it was defenetly not that lol. If the Trailblazer really needed CPR, Dan Heng's kissing attempt with Trailblazer's nose open and body positioned in a half sitting pose against the wall (At least that's what it looked like) would not have worked) RIP Trailblazer.
For the second "would you rather" the keyword is "challenge Svarog to a fight" not "fight Svarog" Besides, as long as you don't hurt Clara or be a problem, I think Svarog will be nice.
1 - dan heng definitely, just off of the scene at the beginning 2 - assuming that svarog wouldn't hold back, i say the coffin. plus you could almost guarantee survival with the coffin 3 - probably blade since like koomaxx mentioned it'd only be once a year 4 - definitely in servals band since i already do music 5 - probably argenti as my roommate since i dont know hanya that well 6 - i think kafka, since jingliu is pretty much a zombie (also what koomaxx mentioned with jingliu having too many secrets)
1) imma go for dan heng. i love gepard, i really, really do, but dan heng is just *mwah* 2) challenge svarog, as long as he finishes me quickly 3) sampo as a dad, i lowkey think he'd be a really chill and cool dad (also i ship sampard so that'd mean i have two dads and i love them both
1) Gepard(Dan hang is close too) 2) Challange svarog( he will go easy on me i know it) 3) Sampo as my dad(I would never be able to go to the bentist if Blade is my dentist, i simp for him and it would be awkward for him to show my teeths idk) 4) Luocha (I wanna get strong and lose some pounds ngl XD) 5) Argenti (I'll try to rizz him up) 6) Marry Kafka (I love Jingliu but the reason I downloaded honkai star rail was Kafka and I have E1S1 Kafka. I might see her once or twice per month or year still Kafka>Jingliu for me)
1. Depends. If I'm not in much danger and it's really just about who I want smooching me more, Dan Heng. But if I'm in a genuine medical emergency that requires proper CPR, Gepard easily. Sorry, but Dan Heng was not at all performing CPR, that cutscene was just smoochies. Besides, Geaprd would probably know what to do in that situation due to Silvermane Guard training. (probably) (maybe) 2. Fight with Svarog, easily. In Luka's quest (if I'm remembering correctly) Svarog doesn't use his full strength because he doesn't want to harm Luka to the point bro would be in need of a surgery or something. Also, 48 hours in a coffin just equals death. I'm not surviving on that little oxygen. 3. Sampo as my papa! He honestly sounds like he's fine with kids judging from Hook's voicelines. Blade as a dentist just sounds terrifying. Like, my guy definitely doesn't have medical credentials, and I'd be walking out of that dentist office a changed person, and not for the better. 4. Serval's band. Those two are both awesome characters to me, and hanging out with either would be fun, but I'm not one for fighting. So really it's just because of the activity if anything. 5. Argenti! Easy! I like both of these characters, but Argenti anyday. Like, that place would be SPOTLESS! And he'd probably decorate and make it look so pretty. Hanya is cool and all, and having a quiet roommate would be a W, but she wouldn't be available like 90% of the time. Like, she's either doing her job or hanging out with her Sister. Not to mention all of her daily messages were about Xueyi. Which, while understandable, I would just feel like a 3rd wheel in a sense and very out of place. So yeah, Argenti for the win. 6. Kafka. First of all, you get like a free pass to be able to be near any Stellaron Hunter and not fear for your life. Like, that'd be awesome! Secondly, while both of them definitely aren't right in the head, Jingliu has the whole "Mara-struck" thing going on... So, comparatively speaking, I'd trust and prefer being married to Kafka.
I WILL NOT have Argenti as my roommate bc i am certain that he will ask me "do you think Idrila is the most beautiful among the universe?" every 3 minutes
Round 1: I would rather feel Dan Heng's hot wet mouth Round 2: Luocha's coffin Round 3: I would rather have Sampo as my dad because my real dad is gone anyways. Even if Sampo is gone 50% of the time that's still 50% more than my real dad💀 Round 4: Join Serval's band Round 5: The beautiful man Round 6: Kafka
1. I choose Dan Heng, we know that he can get the job done, I can trust him with my life 2. Luocha’s Casket/Coffin, if I try to throw hands with Svarog, I’m gonna end up in the hospital 3. Sampo, I don’t trust Blade to be a dentist 4. Luka, I feel like I could get in really good shape, and I can take a few punches. 5. I choose Argenti, neither are overall bad options but I’d want Argenti specifically because I’d want him to protect me 6. I choose Kafka, if I read the dialogue correctly, it seems like Jingliu isn’t right in the mind.
1. Dan Heng 2. Svarog, I have too much adhd to stay in one place 3: Blade. Sampo is ANNOYING 4. Serval’s band. I would love to be a rock flautist as opposed to my regular classical 5. Hanya. Argenti seems like a prissy little boy despite being a chivalric knight imoooo- 6. I don’t really like either but jingliu is aesthetically prettier frfr that moon motif bro
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Dr Blade: "of 5 teeth, 3 must be removed."
Lol!
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We all know Beethoven s body was inside Luocha’s coffin
Only real 1s know 😔✊
Wait, Luocha stole Ludwig's body ?
Argenti would clean the hairs in the drains so that the bathroom represent "true beauty"
Sampo’s canonically good with kids so I’d chose him as my dad. Have you seen what Hook says about him? 😭 I doubt he would ever leave tbh.
YESSS FR, sampo would be an amazing dad and no one can convince me otherwise, im still choosing blade as a dentist though since I find sampo attractive 😔
What does Hook say about him? I haven't read that yet.
I love how you guys were more focused on starvation and smell, and the unknown. I'm here more focused on how to not suffocate from lack of oxygen!
I would imagine if your in the coffin he would give you an oxygen tank
To be fair, Luocha is a healer, so I'd imagine he'd keep you alive somehow. Whether through some sort of means of oxygen or by just healing you every two minutes every time you asphyxiate.
Heres my anwsers❤
1. Gepard, dan heng is more of a brother
2. Challenge svarog, "nah id win"
3.sampo as dad, he would be the best dad ever, mainly cause blade would mess up, and just rip out the entire teeth
4.Train with luka, cause even though i am musician, my same anwser with svarog, "nah id win"
5. Argenti, hanya would not talk to me, and argenti would at least greet me in the most obnoxius way possible, but at least he would acknowledge that i exist
6.kafka, jinglui would kill me and take the money, but kafka ould also kill me and take my money.....but i would rather get killed by kafka
I surprisingly found myself relating to Hanya alot more than I thought. I would definitely be roommates with her just so we can complain to each other about how exhausted we are from too much work.
Never heard of the Groan tube til now but it’s so wacky I love it.
I wouldn't want Sampo as a father for the sole reason that in that scenario I couldn't morally find him attractive
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With Kafka, it's two for the price of one (Blade). Plus, she's sketchy and manipulative but she's not teetering on the edge of batshit crazy like Jingliu., so that's a plus.
Now I'm stuck with imagening what Blade does with the stolen teeth, thanks. 😂
Blade is in cahoots with the tooth fairy
He'll somehow make a vase out of them and leave it on Jing Yuan's table.
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Bro what
@@Gottaloveaxolotls man's a master smith
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi I think his title was forge master, so given that, that makes sense.
Edit: also, Jing Yuan. Saying this before the “our general” mains come for you
Would you rather? Is like one of the most fun and having different questions that we've experienced watching. 😂
Why hello there
The guy that I see everywhere. Hi
In each of Annie's videos there's a running gag throughout the entirety of it. This video is about smell and teeth, that one video was about pizza hut. LOL
The fact that I don’t even remember which video was the Pizza Hut one but I don’t doubt it whatsoever
The way he sounds exactly like a groan tube 😭😭
Argenti would have the most impeccable taste in interior design, I would put up with a LOT to have his input for the common spaces
You two are insanely funny, the groan tube part killed me 💀
"aaawoowwwghhh"
1-Dan Heng,even if I die he can put me in a Vidyadhara hatching rebirth process
2-Battle Svarog.I don't wanna hear moaning when I'm barely breathing.
3-Sampo as my dad.Absense is not a minus it's a neutreal result.
4-Train with Luka.I'm all for near-death pit fights.
5-Hanya.Even though I might feel romantic every night,roses have thorns.+Quiet roommate is a W.
6-Nah I'm good.
I simp for Serval so I would join her band.
I would also have Argenti as a roommate as he would protect me no matter the cost.
Would be fun to make beauty-days with Argenti. Imagine doing like 10 steps korean skincare routine, both with a and head towel and he gives you a lot of beauty advices x)
Not knowing these characters makes this even funnier and I don’t know why 😂 (And yeah, I don’t want my teeth to be stolen by Blade)
“Of ten dentists, nine recommend this toothpaste”
I would definitely choose the Svarog fight, because frankly he's shown already that he can and will go easy on you if needed lol. Coffin time does not sound like a fun time.
i would love to practice boxing with luka. I'm all about martial arts or a little fist fight
After finishing argenti’s quest bro is such a vibe
1.Dan Hang, I love him
2. Svoroc kill me now, get it done and over
3.Sampo is my dad now, dentophobia go burr
4.im rocking with surval, let me be the piano
5.hanya, she’s pretty, and I need some like her
6.Kafka, I ain’t trusting jinlu, I just have to get my wife out of jail for her
I love would you rather videos! It's always fun seeing what people put (even if I don't play Star rail)!
1. CPR from Dan Heng. I feel like they're both pretty capable but I feel like Gepard might have a moment of hesitation and then I'd DIE.
2. Luocha's Coffin. Gonna take a nice lil nap.Svarog would accidentally kill me.
3. Sampo as my dad. He's goofy and even if he disappears or whatever, I don't interact with my actual dad much anyway cx.
4. This one's hard because I would like to learn how to punch people, but also band could be fun. I think I'll go with Serval's band!
5. I'm going to go with Argenti because his name makes me think of cheese and if the other lady is a judge, I don't need her judging me.
6. Since I don't know the background for either of these characters, I'll go with Kafka so I can slowly befriend blade and then divorce her for him once he falls in love with me. Actually, I'd be fine doing that with either, but Kafka's works out better since my friend has explained everything about blade to me once (and how I'd hate using him since I don't like playing characters that lose health in other games).
instantly marrying kafka 😍. shes psycho but sweet
also getting to know sam, elio, blade, and silver wolf would be cool, maybe becoming a stellaron hunter myself
Would you rather be controlled by Kafka's spirit whisper or posessed by a heliobus?
I'd sleep in luocha's coffin. He follows the path of abundance I think I would be safe in there. I bet he cleans it on a regular basis too, it's probably super cozy.
Alright. First question and i have takes
Our boy heng daniel cannot do cpr.
Stelle was sitting up against a wall, and dan went straight to mouth to mouth. No chest compressions. He didnt even check her pulse!
If i need someone to do cpr to me, i dont need a kiss! Im unconscious! Kiss me when im conscious Dan!
Anyway....
I’m worried more about getting in contact with corpse germs than anything else in that coffin
I'm so new to your content but I love love love your HSR stuff so far! Thank you!
Kafka would make you do all the chores tho. You have no choice. She wouldn’t even threaten you she’d just be like “listen to me” and SUDDENLY ALL THE LAUNDRY IS FOLDED AND YOU WAKE UP IRONING HER 7000 COATS
I see this as an absolute win
1. Dan Heng
2. Challenge Swarog and immediately give up
3. Sampo as a dad. I think he would be chill. My poor mom though
4. Band with serval
5. Argenti. I feel like he would be chill and fun to hang out with but would also clean his room.
6 difficult. If Jingliu is in prison, then Kafka. But otherwise, jingliu. But I doubt Kafka would be there often tbh or that she would be loyal. Unless you join the stellaron hunters, I would definitely do this, they have a cat, I could game with silver wolf and bully blade (yes I have a death wish)
I think any man straight or whatever will 100% want a 3way with kafka and blade, and the preference/position will vary
Welcome to the world of groan tubes!
Yessir!
Dan Heng is not CPR cerified. He knows many things, but that is not one of them.
"Of thirty two teeth twelve must be removed...."
Um, you have 2 hands for a reason: Hold both Jingliu and Kafka's hands
Not me thinking you were gonna say ‘Or have Blade as your mom’ 😂😂😂
1. Gepard. He has military training.
2. Vs Svarog. Svarog wouldn't kill me. Worse case scenario, he'll say I'm weak. Emotional damage is better than the uncertainty that is Luocha's coffin.
3. Sampo. I'll gamble with absent father that sometimes bring gifts over gambling my teeth, thank you very much.
4. Serval band. Easy.
5. Hanya. Argenti feel like high maintenance, center stage personality, whereas can be introvert together with Hanya. If she's not working, worse case we'd both be in our rooms separately.
6. Kafka. JL is immortal, mara struck, and kinda like an old lady personality. Kafka feels like a modern woman. She can tolerate different personalities like Silverwolf and Blade, so she can probably tolerate me too.
I’d let Dan Heng give me cpr anyday
1. CPR from Dan Heng
2. Challenge Svarog because I would feel claustrophobic in a coffin. Plus I don't think Svarog would actually kill me, he's bot a psycho.
3. Sampo Koski as dad. I feel I would either become a pro-scammer under his care or literally never see him and there's bo in-between. And I absolutely wouldn't trust Blade with anything, especially my teeth.
4. Serval because I kinda want to learn to play drums sometime. I used to briefly play in school band, but left because it literally only ever played one melody and I got bored with that idea after my first performance. I don't like being that static. They never changed the melody in the upcoming 4 years.
5. Hanya. She seems quite introverted and I would say I'm a facultative introvert/ambivert, whatever, so I feel we wouldn't bother each other much, whereas Argenti's extravercy and being extra in general might annoy me on my bad days.
6. Wouldn't want to marry either, tbh, but if I have to choose, then Kafka. I kinda despise Jingliu and I don't think we would even get along.
1. Id rather just die
2. Ill take Luochas coffin
3. Sampo as a dad
4. Servals Band
5. Hanya
6. Kafka
I've heard rumors that Yaoshi is in the coffin.
If thats the case...
Coffin. A million times, Coffin.
My answers:
1.Gepard cause Dan is a little intimidating
2.Challenge Svarog cause I'm a little claustrophopic😱
3.Sampo as dad cause Blade would traumatize me and be angry at me cause I'm eating sweets😭
4.Join Serval's band cause I'm interested in music and not good at any sport😁
5. I would live with Argenti cause he would take care of me and be sweet and friendly . Hanya is sweet but she probably lives with her sister already and we wouldn't be close cause she is busy 🥰
6.Marry Kafka cause she is more friendly than Jingliu. Jingliu makes me sad and scares me. I would like to hang out with stellaron family, maybe play video games with Blade and Silverwolf😄
AUUUGH AUGH😂😂
we need more video with rixile
A+ groan tube impression 🤣🤣
Dan Heng for CPR :3
Svarog duel
Blade as my Dentist
Join Serval's band
Argenti he'd be like always ask me if he looks OK
I'm not gay so neither
It was fun :)) thanks for the video
My answers:
1. CPR From Gepard
2. Fight with Svarog
3.Sampo as my dad.
4. Be in Serval's band
5. Argenti as a roommate.
6. Absolutely marrying Kafka.
Also dropping some Aussie lore. Its back luck for Women to plat the Didgeridoo
so only males can play it.
Back in school when they were introducing us babies to our Aboriginal culture they got someone to come in and show us house to play, luckily us girls were allowed to play it so we didn't get left out. Very progressive for 2008
Soo here are my answers:
1. Dan Heng. I belong to this man so it's either his lips doing the CPR or I'm welcoming death
2. Luocha's Coffin for sure. Idc if there's a dead body in here, because Svarog would turn me into a dead body instead XD.
3. Ig Blade as my dentist. Sampo would definitely be the type of that to be hella irresponsible and those are no fun. Blade on the other hand I can trust him with my teeth. Not because he could have medical knowledge, but becouse before dentist were a thing you went to the blacksmith to treat your teeth(which was to just pull your teeth out). Blade used to be a blacksmith so yeah, close enough to the real dentist lol
4. Hm, tough one. But I guess I'm choosing Luka. I'm a better fighter than a musician. I don't mind showing my amateur fighting moves, but I will never show how tone deaf I am to the world XD
5. Idc honestly, but if I'm forced to choose I'll go with Argenti. With him around I'd actually be excited about my day because of his drama queen shenanigans.
6. Kafka. Jingliu's not my type of lady +I'm a sucker for woman in suits/suit like outfits. Besides Jingliu's seems a bit unstable and I am desperate for stability. Kafka may be a bit off, but at least I roughly know what I'm getting into. So Kafka it is
From what I've collected from the Washtopia quest, I am genuinely concerned for Argenti, his dialog scares me, is he okay??? ... I'd rather Hanya as a roommate.
I don't want Sampo as a dad...
I want to turn him into a dad! >:3
Edit: since Hanya and Xueyi are sisters, I thought they were both puppets, but I think I was wrong about that, so this comment no longer makes sense, whoops.
Original comment:
I'd be roommates with Hanya. Even if she didn't do her laundry often, it probably wouldn't smell as bad. I don't know exactly how her artificial body works, but surely it doesn't sweat, right? So like, her clothes would get dirty from like, external stuff, but they wouldn't get dirty from sweat and dead skin. By that same token I'd imagine her hair doesn't continually grow and is firmly attached to her head, so it wouldn't fall out in the shower. Just my speculation though.
Battle Svarog because Luocha is just Otto Apocalypse or at least an expy
5:13 I’d help him out
I'd rather Dan Heng give me CPR, I think. Though I personally am quite a fan of Gepard, I'm pretty sure Belobog is very behind not only tech-wise, but medical knowledge wise. Not his fault tho.
Second one depends- it says CHALLENGE Svarog to a duel. Doesn't mean he'll accept, and in fact he turned down Luka multiple times before he pushed for it. Svarog also tried to call it when Luka was clearly suffering and make him back down. I feel like he'd take one look at my multiply-disabled butt and say "Negative." But if it HAD to come to a fight... I could always take a nap in the coffin, I guess. Maybe have my phone with me. But I would NOT trust Luocha to not do something to me, or the coffin itself to not have some crazy sort of effect on whoever's inside. Also WOULD HE BE USING IT TO ATTACK WITH ME IN IT?!?!? Okay Definitely Svarog if that's the case.
OH GOD SAMPO AS MY DAD DEFINITELY. TBH? it would be an improvement over my real dad, who was horridly abusive. I haven't spoken to him in 8 years. I can also imagine him as the kind of dad that would crack jokes and shit. Sure he may be a con artist, but I don't think he'd be abusive, and I have no money for him to scam me. Worst he could do is disappear and it would be the same. Blade as a dentist, however? Oh dear god I already have trouble with normal ableist dentists, I would not trust that man with my teeth. He would stab me for crying.
Join Serval's band DEFINITELY. I love singing!
Roommate... Argenti would definitely eventually get on my nerves and most likely aggravate my sensory issues, Hanya is chill and would probably like to just sit in silence with me while we both do our own things.
MARRY KAFKA! I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S A WANTED CRIMINAL, I HATE JINGLIU SO MUCH!!!! And also Blade is actually kinda chill with Silver Wolf and even tries to play games with her even though his hands hurt. I could introduce him to the wide world of accessibility devices so he can game in a way that's easy on his hands. I feel like so long as I don't call him "Bladie" I'd be gucci, and Kafka can force him to Listen if he tries to kill me or something. Do you think Kafka could take control of me to negate my executive dysfunction..? Yeah Kafka 100%.
1. I go with Gepard. I just like him a little bit more than Dan Heng
2. Definetly Luocha's Coffin. It will definetly be a horrible time because of the Darkness and the few space but I would be scared that svarog would just kill me with one Punch.
3. I take Sampo as dad. From his personality I guess he would just had left and that means I'm alone with my mom which would be fine for me. Blade as Dentist on the other hand could be go right because he is mostly serious if he does something but with my teeth on the line it's a too high risk.
4. Serval's Band absolutely. She is one of my favorite characters in the game and I think she would be a nice friend to have.
5. I choose Argenti. He could helping me with my hair and stuff like that.
6. It's a tough one, because they are both amazing, but I go with Kafka. She is just amazing and if I would be married to her, either she would always take me to a save location or better train be to become a baddass bitch like her.
I guess I’d have Blade as a dentist. I don’t think he’d give the most painful treatments and I don’t mind having to go to the dentist. I can put up with it. I hate Sampo so I’ll never let him be my dad or related to me in the slightest
We need more questions per video!!
But what if it’s Jingliu in that Coffin 😏
I did Not hesitate with marrying Kafka xD
I’m 100% marrying Kafka for many reasons but mainly because Jinglui is canonically freezing cold all the time and I feel like that would not be fun to sleep next to every night
I beg to differ
But think about the bliss in scorching hot summer.
@@derp_dragons true!
So Kevin all over again
Considering how the mc was slumped over like that and Dan Heng didnt reposition mc so theyre lying down, Dan is NOT CPR certified...
He does wanna boink u tho
Blade is a master Smith, good with his hands.
Hanya is a gothy nerd who's a sweetheart to her sister, and hates working long hours. She's also one of the comment poster in Huohuo's event. Alias is Raven-something and she's got jokes. I'm sure we'll get along ^^
Me? I'm claustrophobic as fuck, so I'm squaring up with Svarog to make it quick.
If blade wants my teeth, blade is getting my teeth☺️ And that’s coming from a dentist (me)
Loophole: I'd challenge svarog bcuz the question didn't say we had to actually *fight* him. He'd just scan me for not even a second and be like "lol no. You. Would. Die." and I would concede.
(Also, given the way my last tooth extraction took place, I'd more suspect it was done by Kafka, since she seems to have more of a sadistic streak, moreso than Blade.)
Also, for Argenti, given how much he's mentioned it in his story and in the companion quest, it looks like cleaning and polishing his armor takes up the majority of his time in the day.
Given how Blade wants Jingliu to k*ll him, he'd unfortunately be around her too. And given that they'd be actually fighting, again, still the more dangerous option. 😅
CPR Dan heng
Gepard instead of Dan Heng
Challenge Svarog to a duel cuz he wont accept
Sampo Koski as my father
Join Serval's band!!!! Serval i relate to the most in HSR. 'you at least owe me an explanation to why you left'
Argenti as my roomate instead of Hanya
Marry Kafka instead of Jing Liu
Ok but IF i marry Jinglu, then that means she likes me, and because she’s in kahoots with Luocha that means he ALSO likes me!! so then I’m not the one being put in the coffin, u are🫵😌
Well. I don't really comment on videos, but I felt like putting this out here.
For question one: as much as I love Dan Heng, if I'm actually dying, I don't care about looks or personality, so I would NOT trust him with the CPR. Idk what dragon boy was trying in that cutscene, but it was defenetly not that lol.
If the Trailblazer really needed CPR, Dan Heng's kissing attempt with Trailblazer's nose open and body positioned in a half sitting pose against the wall (At least that's what it looked like) would not have worked)
RIP Trailblazer.
For the second "would you rather"
the keyword is "challenge Svarog to a fight" not "fight Svarog"
Besides, as long as you don't hurt Clara or be a problem, I think Svarog will be nice.
blade as my dentist
1 - dan heng definitely, just off of the scene at the beginning
2 - assuming that svarog wouldn't hold back, i say the coffin. plus you could almost guarantee survival with the coffin
3 - probably blade since like koomaxx mentioned it'd only be once a year
4 - definitely in servals band since i already do music
5 - probably argenti as my roommate since i dont know hanya that well
6 - i think kafka, since jingliu is pretty much a zombie (also what koomaxx mentioned with jingliu having too many secrets)
I would think sampo would be a Good Dadder
1) imma go for dan heng. i love gepard, i really, really do, but dan heng is just *mwah*
2) challenge svarog, as long as he finishes me quickly
3) sampo as a dad, i lowkey think he'd be a really chill and cool dad (also i ship sampard so that'd mean i have two dads and i love them both
i would also marry kafka to potentally be married to blade lol
1) Gepard(Dan hang is close too)
2) Challange svarog( he will go easy on me i know it)
3) Sampo as my dad(I would never be able to go to the bentist if Blade is my dentist, i simp for him and it would be awkward for him to show my teeths idk)
4) Luocha (I wanna get strong and lose some pounds ngl XD)
5) Argenti (I'll try to rizz him up)
6) Marry Kafka (I love Jingliu but the reason I downloaded honkai star rail was Kafka and I have E1S1 Kafka. I might see her once or twice per month or year still Kafka>Jingliu for me)
CPR from gepard
Marry Kafka
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6:55 neither
Dan heng CPR
Luocha's coffin.
Father sampo. No difference from my dad.
Serval and the band
Roommate argenti
Kafka
Wait why does everyone hate sampo???😭 I'm genuinely curious
AYYYE ITS RIXILE!!!!!
YIPPEEEEEE
I would rather marry Jingliu because I'll never marry Kafka. I don't like Kafka
I would rather choose dan heng i’m a danny boi girlie He is cute amd hot what can i say?😂
im marring kafka because. Do i even need to explain?
That first question already has me in conflict, come on 🥲 Y'know what, my Trailblazer can have Dan Heng while I have Gepard, mkay?
My answer for the last question is.....
Jingliu.
Dan heng
1. Depends. If I'm not in much danger and it's really just about who I want smooching me more, Dan Heng. But if I'm in a genuine medical emergency that requires proper CPR, Gepard easily. Sorry, but Dan Heng was not at all performing CPR, that cutscene was just smoochies. Besides, Geaprd would probably know what to do in that situation due to Silvermane Guard training. (probably) (maybe)
2. Fight with Svarog, easily. In Luka's quest (if I'm remembering correctly) Svarog doesn't use his full strength because he doesn't want to harm Luka to the point bro would be in need of a surgery or something. Also, 48 hours in a coffin just equals death. I'm not surviving on that little oxygen.
3. Sampo as my papa! He honestly sounds like he's fine with kids judging from Hook's voicelines. Blade as a dentist just sounds terrifying. Like, my guy definitely doesn't have medical credentials, and I'd be walking out of that dentist office a changed person, and not for the better.
4. Serval's band. Those two are both awesome characters to me, and hanging out with either would be fun, but I'm not one for fighting. So really it's just because of the activity if anything.
5. Argenti! Easy! I like both of these characters, but Argenti anyday. Like, that place would be SPOTLESS! And he'd probably decorate and make it look so pretty. Hanya is cool and all, and having a quiet roommate would be a W, but she wouldn't be available like 90% of the time. Like, she's either doing her job or hanging out with her Sister. Not to mention all of her daily messages were about Xueyi. Which, while understandable, I would just feel like a 3rd wheel in a sense and very out of place. So yeah, Argenti for the win.
6. Kafka. First of all, you get like a free pass to be able to be near any Stellaron Hunter and not fear for your life. Like, that'd be awesome! Secondly, while both of them definitely aren't right in the head, Jingliu has the whole "Mara-struck" thing going on... So, comparatively speaking, I'd trust and prefer being married to Kafka.
I WILL NOT have Argenti as my roommate bc i am certain that he will ask me "do you think Idrila is the most beautiful among the universe?" every 3 minutes
Round 1: I would rather feel Dan Heng's hot wet mouth
Round 2: Luocha's coffin
Round 3: I would rather have Sampo as my dad because my real dad is gone anyways. Even if Sampo is gone 50% of the time that's still 50% more than my real dad💀
Round 4: Join Serval's band
Round 5: The beautiful man
Round 6: Kafka
Ahhhooooooooooooooo 😂
1. I choose Dan Heng, we know that he can get the job done, I can trust him with my life
2. Luocha’s Casket/Coffin, if I try to throw hands with Svarog, I’m gonna end up in the hospital
3. Sampo, I don’t trust Blade to be a dentist
4. Luka, I feel like I could get in really good shape, and I can take a few punches.
5. I choose Argenti, neither are overall bad options but I’d want Argenti specifically because I’d want him to protect me
6. I choose Kafka, if I read the dialogue correctly, it seems like Jingliu isn’t right in the mind.
huh
1. Dan Heng
2. Svarog, I have too much adhd to stay in one place
3: Blade. Sampo is ANNOYING
4. Serval’s band. I would love to be a rock flautist as opposed to my regular classical
5. Hanya. Argenti seems like a prissy little boy despite being a chivalric knight imoooo-
6. I don’t really like either but jingliu is aesthetically prettier frfr that moon motif bro