Top Bunk VS The Bottom Bunk In Prison

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  7 лет назад +429

    Shout out to the entire APS ARMY!!! Hope you enjoy this video and if so smash that like button!!! Currently out in the field capturing some crazy stories. Look for those soon.

    • @rockyharris1426
      @rockyharris1426 7 лет назад +7

      Joe!!!! It's only 2pm my time! Sneaking one in on me before 4pm est i see... i'd fight for the bottom. My big ass ain't jumping on that top bunk...

    • @simonmaguire5250
      @simonmaguire5250 7 лет назад +5

      It's just gone 8 PM here in the UK so I'm happy for a early film.

    • @matthewsparks568
      @matthewsparks568 7 лет назад +3

      Id fight for the bottom joun. Fer sher man

    • @nicabla4682
      @nicabla4682 7 лет назад +1

      Do u hav any New merchandise out or coming soon.

    • @ruption9865
      @ruption9865 7 лет назад +2

      cody the auto tunes

  • @Max-lr1os
    @Max-lr1os 7 лет назад +136

    Dude, I really admire the way that you picked up your life after being locked up. It was a great idea to start this channel. Well done.

    • @jaspermartin7444
      @jaspermartin7444 4 года назад +2

      That. You expressed it better than i could. Good on Joe!

  • @bencmad
    @bencmad 7 лет назад +230

    Joe makes a 22 minute video feel like 5 min. Incredible talent

    • @TheIZI6
      @TheIZI6 6 лет назад +19

      And he talks for 22 minutes, for what he could tell in 5 min. :D

    • @michelleadams6999
      @michelleadams6999 6 лет назад +2

      Joe is a great story teller!

    • @kirkgoshert7876
      @kirkgoshert7876 2 года назад

      i thought he made 3 minutes seem like an eternity.

    • @Fox1223
      @Fox1223 2 года назад

      Legit didn’t realize it’d been 20 minutes!

  • @elihernandez800
    @elihernandez800 6 лет назад +220

    In the military, i always preferred the top bunk. Top reason is because i could see EVERYTHING from up there. For anyone, who is always aware of their surroundings top bunk is a must. A little jump is nothing

    • @bruhmomment2999
      @bruhmomment2999 6 лет назад +18

      I like the top because the same reason
      I love being away from people

    • @groovygringo3747
      @groovygringo3747 5 лет назад +12

      Facts when I was locked up I always seen other people getting their shit stolen.

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z 5 лет назад +17

      top bunk - you do not have boogers, pubes, hair, dead skin etc. falling on you.

    • @jeffreyval9665
      @jeffreyval9665 5 лет назад +2

      When i was in jail everyone wanted the bottom bunk. If someone new came in with a bottom bunk pass and the person who had that bottom bunk got bounced to a top bunk it always caused problems.

    • @sc0tte1-416
      @sc0tte1-416 5 лет назад +3

      Totally. I'd always take the top bunk. Not only do you see everything but you're less vulnerable

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 6 лет назад +77

    Note to self: Avoid incarceration at all costs.

    • @sweetazzpiew8490
      @sweetazzpiew8490 5 лет назад

      Tarbosh von Weinerschnitzel
      AT ALL COST!! FU SHO!!

    • @drewreaume3113
      @drewreaume3113 4 года назад +1

      You are wanted for the murder billy Jean how do plea?

    • @rt3playz359
      @rt3playz359 4 года назад

      @@drewreaume3113 ghost

  • @btv2303
    @btv2303 7 лет назад +146

    You know i just stumbled across your channel, about 2 weeks ago and its really have helped me. So i figured id send this comment and i never ever commented on a youtube video ever. I actually only been home a little while i was in prison in new york for drugs and fight addiction also. I watched your first video and said dam this guy just did 7 years and now is actually really successful with youtube and everything else. This channel gives me hope i can turn my life into something positive as well. thank you after prison show.

    • @Mia-wh9gd
      @Mia-wh9gd 7 лет назад +13

      Brian Evans Brian you can be successful in anything you set your mind to. Coming out of prison I’m sure you’ve been told time & again prior to your release about recovery. Hear rather than listen. Keep busy everyday working to meet your goals. Persistence, networking & a positive attitude even on the darkest days helps. Good luck, stay strong & focused.

    • @jenniferfiala7570
      @jenniferfiala7570 7 лет назад +3

      @ghostgirl...took the words right out of my mouth! Well said! Stay strong my friend 😁

    • @ramunasgudauskas7582
      @ramunasgudauskas7582 7 лет назад +4

      Wish you the best in life Brian. Make sure to know that it's very easy to get back to being behind the bars. So you must make sure you don't risk absolutely anything. Especially bars, pubs, night clubs and unsafe neighbourhoods. Remember that you have a criminal history, and the law will target you as the bad guy , no matter what that the situation was. You stay low and away from your old lifestyle and old friends-in-crime, and in fact as few friends as possible, cherry-picking(not joes bff reference) only the positive ones, never staying with anyone who could put you in trouble , you're fine. Also alcohol or any drugs, even weed can get you in a situation you may not be able to control due to the consumption of the said stuff.

    • @dochollidaypbrs
      @dochollidaypbrs 6 лет назад

      Good luck from AZ

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 7 лет назад +594

    Sleeping on Navy Ships is similar lol

    • @gadsdenflaghero4480
      @gadsdenflaghero4480 7 лет назад +50

      JTsuits true except theres more discipline and cleanliness.

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 7 лет назад +19

      GadsdenFlagHero But the beds are smaller.

    • @nickscheffler2362
      @nickscheffler2362 7 лет назад +31

      The Brennan at least we had curtains

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 7 лет назад +9

      Nick Scheffler Ill give you that one.

    • @jonw1958
      @jonw1958 7 лет назад +12

      Nah, sailors have more 'fun time' than prisoners... Exp when out on sea

  • @nannercamping9126
    @nannercamping9126 7 лет назад +487

    If you don't trust your cellie don't sleep on your belly!

  • @squiddy7193
    @squiddy7193 6 лет назад +264

    Oh my god that toilet situation is enough to convince me to never commit a crime

    • @10klotterywinner29
      @10klotterywinner29 6 лет назад +9

      Lol and it looks like the toilet is the sink too in the background

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 6 лет назад +5

      @@10klotterywinner29 it is

    • @10klotterywinner29
      @10klotterywinner29 6 лет назад +1

      @@Pirategod23 yeah weird

    • @quantum7401
      @quantum7401 6 лет назад +2

      No courtesy flushing.

    • @coreymonday1375
      @coreymonday1375 6 лет назад +7

      You better courtesy flush you hear those thing flushing all day if you ever gotta pass gas ur suppose to sit an flush it

  • @doggoshouse439
    @doggoshouse439 4 года назад +36

    The word bunk doesnt even sound like a word anymore after this.

  • @Titanspooksta
    @Titanspooksta 7 лет назад +69

    Lmao... I had a celly one time try to get up on that top bunk without his shower shoes on... his socks slipped when he went to jump. That fool hit every shelf on his way down .... he took my lamp out on the way down... that shit wAs so damn funny I couldn't even be mad about it.

  • @peterluther8292
    @peterluther8292 7 лет назад +319

    I want a private room if I go to jail.....so I guess ill just not go to jail

    • @peterluther8292
      @peterluther8292 7 лет назад +54

      Ill stick with not going lol

    • @Bellphorion
      @Bellphorion 7 лет назад +13

      Never imagine having to go to prison. This is the reason behind this channel.

    • @jbatt365
      @jbatt365 7 лет назад +23

      It's called the hole! Enjoy your private room my man!

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty 7 лет назад +3

      Go to a UK jail then

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger 7 лет назад +11

      Go to a swiss jail which is basicly like a cheap hotel which you aren't allowed to leave.

  • @animalbattles7774
    @animalbattles7774 7 лет назад +413

    Aint nobody want that middle bunk

    • @lowercasebadguy
      @lowercasebadguy 7 лет назад +6

      The Real Beagle omll frr

    • @farmboygaming1381
      @farmboygaming1381 7 лет назад +11

      The top bunk you can fart on the person below you the bottom bunk you smell that fart...

    • @michaelslattery2121
      @michaelslattery2121 6 лет назад +13

      Farmboy Gaming ...Hot air rises, upper bunk will usually be worse. At least on boats that's how it works.

    • @farmboygaming1381
      @farmboygaming1381 6 лет назад +18

      Michael Slattery nah man my farts are so heavy they go down and don’t come back up

    • @elihernandez800
      @elihernandez800 6 лет назад +7

      Just like no one likes that middle seat in the backseat of a car

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen8176
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen8176 6 лет назад +93

    "Thats 3 guys in a 2 man cell"
    *THINGS ARE GONNA GET HEATED*

  • @storysconspiracies8029
    @storysconspiracies8029 5 лет назад +39

    Yo finish that prison rap that shit was fire lmao 😂🤣

    • @dracothomas8410
      @dracothomas8410 5 лет назад +2

      Ong💀💀

    • @kodywhite3227
      @kodywhite3227 5 лет назад +2

      I was looking for this comment cuz I thought the same!

    • @BrandonJames816
      @BrandonJames816 4 года назад

      Kody White! It’s called ramen soups it’s a Gucci gang remix

  • @toasterpastries5811
    @toasterpastries5811 7 лет назад +87

    Prison sounds like absolute hell. I never want to go there.

    • @TitanMedic
      @TitanMedic 7 лет назад +22

      Carlos Smith that's the point lol

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 7 лет назад +2

      Who watched too many movies

    • @Cerebro13
      @Cerebro13 5 лет назад +3

      Chi Rho if you live in the US you have the highest chance of going to prison than any other country there are more prisoners here in “the land of the free” than anywhere else,🙀

    • @rebekahlikesmusic2723
      @rebekahlikesmusic2723 4 года назад

      It is

    • @pingukin18
      @pingukin18 4 года назад

      No... no you don’t

  • @jm419113
    @jm419113 7 лет назад +116

    Joe said “bunk” so many times it started sounding like a new remix.
    Zoom zooms, and wham whams, that ramen and junk, bottom bunk, bottom bunk, bottom bunk...

  • @andrewjackson3278
    @andrewjackson3278 7 лет назад +159

    So sleeping on a bunk in prison is like laying a bath towel on your driveway and expecting that to be comfortable 😂

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 7 лет назад +5

      Andrew Jackson you should try it it is comfortable at least for me

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 7 лет назад +1

      Kevin Stutzman I love a firm bed...not a solid bed 🤣 Don’t tell me you slept on a jail bed aha

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 7 лет назад +5

      Andrew Jackson no the drive way is comfortable and I got rocks

    • @gambitwilson8623
      @gambitwilson8623 7 лет назад +1

      Pretty much.

    • @12354havoc
      @12354havoc 7 лет назад +6

      And with the lights on. I swear that paint just magnifies the light when you try to face away from it.

  • @joedirt978
    @joedirt978 4 года назад +12

    I do like the bottom because I could “block the lights “ out easier , since the safety lights always on

  • @vergilsparda345
    @vergilsparda345 4 года назад

    Over Crowded *Close Up Face Pop up* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 classic when he always pops up infront of the camera lmaooooo i love it

  • @UrbanX757
    @UrbanX757 7 лет назад +158

    That cell is VIP, has a damn phone!

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger 7 лет назад +5

      Then swiss prisons consist only out of president suites .

    • @constitutionalrepublican1611
      @constitutionalrepublican1611 6 лет назад +5

      UrbanX how bout that chair hes sitting in. I can make so many weapons out of that..... Like a sword. And I won't even utilize the newspaper.

    • @constitutionalrepublican1611
      @constitutionalrepublican1611 6 лет назад +1

      Rip a mfer out of a top bunk..... See em split a wig.

    • @BeautyMommysUnite
      @BeautyMommysUnite 6 лет назад +1

      Probably for the guards to call you or maybe it's a holding cell.

    • @constitutionalrepublican1611
      @constitutionalrepublican1611 6 лет назад

      Steve Ray Killabru Bloods get it like that out here aswell. I had a tele for myself aswell at one point.

  • @redpaw310
    @redpaw310 7 лет назад +55

    I'm going to be turning myself in next week. Been on the run for almost 6 months now. I gotta man up and get this time over with. Wish me luck!!! Atleast when I get out I'll be able to binge watch your videos!! APS Army!!!

  • @WarrenMapp
    @WarrenMapp 7 лет назад +145

    You should make a While Locked Up T-shirt

    • @d475
      @d475 7 лет назад +6

      Legit idea

    • @gambitwilson8623
      @gambitwilson8623 7 лет назад +1

      That would be dope. I hope you get top comment so he will see this.

    • @deeseant
      @deeseant 7 лет назад +1

      Shes right. Embrace your well known phrases. People pointing out you say abcertain thing alot doesn't necessarily mean you should change it or anything it's letting you know you have a potential catch phrase. Best of luck keep up the good work

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 7 лет назад +5

      And a t-shirt showing the many haircuts of ol Joe.

    • @Snubrevolver
      @Snubrevolver 7 лет назад

      Dread Head Going to have to use front and back for that...

  • @U.F.O_0908
    @U.F.O_0908 3 года назад +4

    This guy has become my favorite person on RUclips. You're a legend, Joe.

  • @-berberry
    @-berberry 6 лет назад +28

    never breaking another law in my life..

    • @cb6749
      @cb6749 4 года назад +5

      Sandra Espanola that’s the spirit 😂

    • @atlworld-bx5il
      @atlworld-bx5il 4 года назад

      Right hru

  • @thebsidebasement
    @thebsidebasement 7 лет назад +13

    Bottom bunk goes to whoever was in the cell first. Or someone with a medical profile

    • @thebsidebasement
      @thebsidebasement 7 лет назад +1

      Abdul muntaqim yeah ive seen that happen. I did 120 months federal.

    • @J-Rad-
      @J-Rad- 6 лет назад +1

      ya its a senority thing

  • @snowmobilertodd
    @snowmobilertodd 7 лет назад +23

    Top bunk in case the guy pisses them selfs or pukes it won’t land on you

  • @k0vert
    @k0vert 7 лет назад +11

    Hey man, digging the fact you're getting back into the lighthearted positive thing since all the shit that went down. Keep rockin

  • @xxsenseivybzxx1833
    @xxsenseivybzxx1833 6 лет назад +7

    See I'm young and when he said "either I'm gonna win some or lose some" i subscribed because my generation won't admit that😂😂😂

  • @Regonix
    @Regonix 6 лет назад +13

    Reasons why you would prefer top-bunk:
    1) What if your cell-mate pisses himself in sleep?
    2) What if your cell-mate just had something (either sick or drugged out) and starts puking?

    • @melissalouise11795
      @melissalouise11795 5 лет назад

      34FUN: Regonas exactly my thoughts! I have always said if I ever went away I want top bunk.

    • @melissalouise11795
      @melissalouise11795 5 лет назад

      34FUN: Regonas plus, they could shit themselves 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @dakotagardner6664
      @dakotagardner6664 5 лет назад +2

      Dropping food, papers, books, magazines, and I was always worried about someone pissing themselves. Did a bottom bunk for like a month of the five years I did and that was enough for me. Plus the air vent was above my bunk so would stay cold in the summer and warm in the winter. I had something fall in my fresh cup of coffee once and that did it. Made the girl on top bunk switch me.

    • @orphanrafferty1955
      @orphanrafferty1955 5 лет назад +1

      Or what if I piss and puke over whoever is under me... I'd be fricking embrassed man

    • @pingukin18
      @pingukin18 4 года назад +1

      Top bunk all the way... it’s like a little island in the sky.... and you don’t get every other stinky ass con sitting their stinky ass all over your bunk.

  • @j.b.j.b.7435
    @j.b.j.b.7435 7 лет назад +29

    That botton bunk easily turns into a jack shack. Lmao.

    • @jbatt365
      @jbatt365 7 лет назад

      J.B. Rocks75 Jack shack with Jack rags all over lolol

    • @justaregularguy4005
      @justaregularguy4005 7 лет назад +2

      J.B. Rocks75 fuck around and get them cheeks taken

    • @zeroireland
      @zeroireland 6 лет назад +3

      Laura Thompson Did you learn this before you transitioned into a woman, Laura?

    • @masaallen1009
      @masaallen1009 6 лет назад

      But the top bunk is easily transformed into a fountain.

  • @gabrielabarszczewska112
    @gabrielabarszczewska112 7 лет назад +35

    after this episode the word "bunk" lost all meaning

  • @b.c.chavira7843
    @b.c.chavira7843 7 лет назад +4

    Joe G....you got me a little nervous in the first few minutes of this vid!!! Who you bunking with??!! Hahaha!!! Hide the Junie's!!!
    Best channel....by my favorite celly!!! Love the vids homie!!!
    Cody!!!!! The AUTO TUNE!!!!!

  • @kaijha
    @kaijha 4 года назад +1

    So many LOL moments in this video. That shaking tent comment really had me rolling 🤣🤣

  • @randyfarmer4480
    @randyfarmer4480 6 лет назад +18

    That boat here in Houston...we call Low Riders 🤘

  • @mdwDenver92
    @mdwDenver92 7 лет назад +7

    Ive been with APS since 75 k subs WAY TO GO JOE! LETS GET A MILLION

  • @bdub0983
    @bdub0983 7 лет назад +20

    Just watched an episode of lockdown, where a guy was attacked with a shank...he jumped up Into his top bunk, and they weren't able to stay him in any vital organs, they only got his legs, like nine times...but still, he survived no problem, cuz he was on the top bunk

  • @cash4coins241
    @cash4coins241 7 лет назад +48

    Drinking game: Everytime he says bunk take a shot

    • @b.c.chavira7843
      @b.c.chavira7843 7 лет назад

      First 5 minutes= good night big dogg!!! Good thing is when you wake up you'll taste the shots again!! You know? Get your money's worth!!! Hahaha

    • @commanderbeepo8066
      @commanderbeepo8066 7 лет назад +3

      My uncle died of alcoholism. I'd rather not

    • @michaelwilkinson5393
      @michaelwilkinson5393 7 лет назад +1

      Sorry to hear that, I can relate to your pain.

    • @InvectivePleasure
      @InvectivePleasure 6 лет назад +2

      Cash4Coins you tryin' to get us all KILLED? WTF DUDE?!?!

    • @GamingXPOfficial
      @GamingXPOfficial 6 лет назад

      Cash4Coins what...what year is it?

  • @nickyG7515
    @nickyG7515 5 лет назад +3

    What I most love about you Joe is when you clearly get a bit heated when relaying prison stories, U edit, go right up 2 the camera and emphasise your point! LOL As we say here, in the UK, you got a very dry sense of humour. Like I said b 4 man, Iv'e only just discovered you, and being an ex prisoner myself, I can totally relate! I need to start laughing more about it, and u have REALLY helped me. Bless u man, u deserve everything that is due for all that 'BAD' time! lol

  • @bodombeastmode
    @bodombeastmode 6 лет назад +2

    In the joint I was in we had partitions, also known as cubicles or cubes. Having the bottom bunk gave you much, much, more privacy because you had walls on each side. On top you were exposed. The bottom bunk was so much better it isn't even close.

  • @jdangernoiz5861
    @jdangernoiz5861 7 лет назад +5

    What's going on Joe, just wanted to give a quick thank you for your videos, they always make me laugh even when things are going shitty and I'm depressed. I'm glad you seem to be doing well.

  • @comradedoggo5448
    @comradedoggo5448 7 лет назад +131

    If I was in prison I would prob get stabbed in 1 day

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 7 лет назад +17

      Comrade Doggo if you are a commie then we will just find a nice roof

    • @comradedoggo5448
      @comradedoggo5448 7 лет назад +4

      No you find someone creating a revolution in prison

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 7 лет назад +22

      Comrade Doggo a nice roof or stair case to push a commie off

    • @comradedoggo5448
      @comradedoggo5448 7 лет назад +3

      If you do that, I will air lift in a t-90 and then we will see whos crying

    • @youngthiccpoudii8019
      @youngthiccpoudii8019 7 лет назад +3

      As long as you act right you'll be straight

  • @brennoncook6279
    @brennoncook6279 5 лет назад +41

    Had a guy one time have a seizure on top bunk and he fell off

    • @granitxhaka6148
      @granitxhaka6148 5 лет назад +2

      send me a pic of you please baby

    • @richardwere4487
      @richardwere4487 5 лет назад +2

      Timber rrrrrrrrrr...

    • @noela9046
      @noela9046 5 лет назад

      Same here, had a bunkie do that

    • @lizzt5567
      @lizzt5567 4 года назад

      I had a seizure a fell off the tope bunk

    • @joehanson1187
      @joehanson1187 4 года назад +3

      @@lizzt5567 yeah your writing confirms that lol

  • @JoseM10301
    @JoseM10301 6 лет назад +1

    You know this is one of those shows you'd never think about turning into a RUclips channel but hey you made it work, and kudos after spending some time I can say it feels real. I subscribed!

  • @iamkelotv9512
    @iamkelotv9512 6 лет назад

    I have only done county time but I always wanted top bunk because of the window to look out of at the free world and could see the TV better in the day room.

  • @esco8216
    @esco8216 7 лет назад +7

    Thats one of the things that makes APS an elite show Guerrero...sense of humor in the mix...i had a top bunk and you said correctly bottom bunk means status

  • @shawnsteed4140
    @shawnsteed4140 7 лет назад +129

    I really enjoyed this episode

    • @i_am_l7847
      @i_am_l7847 6 лет назад +1

      Shawn Steed yw by it say u posted this a month ago when it only been recently nani

    • @youtubeuser1432
      @youtubeuser1432 6 лет назад

      Why. Hes trash. Just like you

  • @dominicdaley5702
    @dominicdaley5702 7 лет назад +6

    kinda the same mentality in the military. usually the most senior person gets the single bed or bottom rack. top racks are for the new guys

  • @christopherprichard4952
    @christopherprichard4952 6 лет назад +13

    I spent some time in Portland OR MCSD and they kept the lights on and they wouldn't allow anything over your eyes (face). The bottom bunk stopped a lot of light.

  • @zachmasters7397
    @zachmasters7397 4 года назад +11

    I always prefer to be on the top bunk, I can see everything and I dont have a celly jumping up and down all day and the nasty shit falling all on me.

  • @JoelTehMole
    @JoelTehMole 7 лет назад +15

    Feed prisoners properly and their BO and gas will be far less bad. And if you stop putting harmless bud smokers and shroomers in prison, you won't need so many bunks. Easy.

  • @josephrose8185
    @josephrose8185 6 лет назад +14

    Joe I've been out since 2001 and I still sleep with a skully over my eyes

    • @theusedblink
      @theusedblink 4 года назад

      Same bro, I used a beanie and would pull it all the way down over my eyes. It feels weird now if I don't have something covering my eyes.

  • @80shorrorronniepierce67
    @80shorrorronniepierce67 7 лет назад +26

    I've never been to jail where there wasn't ten or 15 people on the floor in the day room or cells some of them had boats but most were just a couple flattened out layers of cotton or whatever they call a matt layn on the floor

  • @jerryracio
    @jerryracio 4 года назад +1

    Man I really like how you’re in character the whole entire time. You’re a great speaker man!

  • @danielmunoz-connolly2344
    @danielmunoz-connolly2344 6 лет назад

    Another down side about top bunk is being right next to the ac vent...cooolllllddd AF

  • @Time4House
    @Time4House 6 лет назад +24

    He kills me each time he does those closeups. Anyone for Joe doing voice-over for an adult animation film (south Park ie)

  • @robburbidge5267
    @robburbidge5267 6 лет назад +5

    Hilarious! Love the video, I had to subscribe after this! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @matthewsparks568
    @matthewsparks568 7 лет назад +11

    Yo Joe- another aps banger! Thanks for always creating quality shit man. Also much love from Jersey broseph 👊🏻👊🏻
    Id fight for that bottom joun btw...

    • @matthewsparks568
      @matthewsparks568 7 лет назад

      Time Killer - yo you just made my kids laugh their asses off dude. Only thing is im not fat and if you were my celly id probably let you sleep whenever u wanted...

  • @jamesoren7238
    @jamesoren7238 6 лет назад

    Honestly, there have been many things about prison I didn't think I could cope with if I ever had to go there, but seeing that pic of what looks like basically a school gym packed with three man bunks spaced about 2 feet apart and totally full of dudes.. damn I can't imagine living like that for years...

  • @AboveTheLost
    @AboveTheLost 7 лет назад +14

    Really enjoyed watching this one, thanks aps 👍🏼

  • @jesuslovesyou534
    @jesuslovesyou534 7 лет назад +5

    LOVE YOU JOE , YONNIE AND ENTIRE APS! Blessings :)

  • @hotweina6448
    @hotweina6448 7 лет назад +5

    Take a shot every time Joe says bunk. Protect your junies tho cause you will pass out

  • @смиренный-х2б
    @смиренный-х2б 6 лет назад +5

    We had three guys in my cell during pre trial for the majority of the time. Luckily we all got along pretty well.

    • @goodpeoplefound7940
      @goodpeoplefound7940 4 года назад

      What's up, humble. I'm guessing you're a Russian speaking EMT?

    • @goodpeoplefound7940
      @goodpeoplefound7940 4 года назад

      What's up, I'm guessing you're a Russian speaking EMT?
      Me too. Just outside Atlanta

  • @jplxlabelle1681
    @jplxlabelle1681 7 лет назад

    That boat you refer to was originally designed as the lower half of a stackable, mass portable, **coffin** system. A few changes to the "heat molded, powder-plastic" casting dies, and voila! Cheapest bunks ever..

  • @JadedJester739
    @JadedJester739 4 года назад

    That lil bunking sketch was funny af yo lol dyin

  • @Merkof300
    @Merkof300 7 лет назад +14

    I actually like it when he says “When you are locked up” no disrespect Joe but you should do whatever you like bro! It’s your channel. Btw love your show man been an APS SINCE 2016 homie🔥🔥🔥

    • @crystalwatters112
      @crystalwatters112 7 лет назад +3

      Rogelio Delacruz Same. Being himself n not catering or changing to us random strangers is Best. I love all his quirks n sayings missed him saying Locked Up, that’s the truth, yer arse is, locked up lol Don’t change Joe! N love the blinding himself eyeball close up we appreciate the going blind for us Joe lol

    • @jbatt365
      @jbatt365 7 лет назад +3

      Rogelio Delacruz Yeah bro. I'm tired of hearing those randoms talking their crap. Amen bro

  • @1960Plague
    @1960Plague 7 лет назад +21

    Bunk BUDDY ....CHERRY 🍒 pie 🤣😂🤣

  • @charlesholland6851
    @charlesholland6851 6 лет назад +19

    at times i liked the top one. but overall i enjoyed the bottom for most of my 11 years.
    by the way. whether you are catching or pitching, it’s still baseball!

  • @Coalrollinfurry
    @Coalrollinfurry 6 лет назад

    I like the top. Gives me an advantage over the only person i need one over. Yea u can get beat from the top bunk when the cell door is open. When its not, especially if they gettin up from the bottom bunk, got a big upper hand over them.

  • @deezlife8767
    @deezlife8767 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂 man that was the funniest video I have watched in by a while.

  • @butters2828
    @butters2828 5 лет назад +8

    I remember taking a boat ride down the stairs from the top tier for a soup. I went to the hole and never got that soup.

  • @greysonsmith2130
    @greysonsmith2130 7 лет назад +44

    Dibs on bottom bunk I’m 5”2’ i would never be able to even crawl up to top

    • @djq7225
      @djq7225 7 лет назад +15

      Bear and Polar Bear you know what they would tell you if you said that? Tough fucking Luck, get your ass up there, LOL. 😉

    • @greysonsmith2130
      @greysonsmith2130 7 лет назад

      Sted Nark LOL

    • @thatjerseyb
      @thatjerseyb 7 лет назад +3

      same LOL

    • @bosslady2753
      @bosslady2753 7 лет назад +3

      I have been on the top bunk. Im 5'2". Keeps you flexible. Jump on the chair and then to the windowsill. The bunk was another three feet above.

    • @ABMJazario
      @ABMJazario 7 лет назад

      Bear and Polar Bear 5'2 is short as fuck

  • @mevlutaytac
    @mevlutaytac 6 лет назад +10

    Drinking challange, every time u hear bunk u take a shot!

    • @daquan2843
      @daquan2843 5 лет назад

      im 2 minutes in and gotta go get my stomach pumped at that hospital

  • @Samkilla99
    @Samkilla99 5 лет назад +1

    This man really had a replica prison cell in his house mad respect

  • @IrishPotato86
    @IrishPotato86 6 лет назад

    Hey Joe, my cousin told me about people putting sheets up like curtain on yhe bottom bunk and that you dont ever want to see the show going on behind the curtain! Lol

  • @yoankirchev6115
    @yoankirchev6115 7 лет назад +34

    take a shower every time Joe says "bunk"

    • @justinfuller7520
      @justinfuller7520 7 лет назад +6

      Well thanks, I drowned

    • @Chris-yq3kp
      @Chris-yq3kp 6 лет назад +4

      Ace Slash I won't allow Jesus to come back to earth for another decade every time Joe says bunk

    • @hikenjeager8874
      @hikenjeager8874 6 лет назад +3

      10 minutes and the lakes are dry.

  • @alexyellsatoldpeople4242
    @alexyellsatoldpeople4242 6 лет назад +15

    Take a shot every time Joe says “bunk”

    • @skitzo1048
      @skitzo1048 5 лет назад +4

      I donit freelsg sio guod

    • @mu0FFpu0FF
      @mu0FFpu0FF 5 лет назад

      Im 1.36 in and already hammered

    • @chrisc7706
      @chrisc7706 5 лет назад

      I'm slammed bad drinking gamr

  • @dabutler44
    @dabutler44 7 лет назад +10

    Hey Joe, quit bunking around!

  • @brianburke808
    @brianburke808 3 года назад

    1:08 COOK IT! That adlib made me spit up my coffee.

  • @HobbesBaxter
    @HobbesBaxter 8 дней назад

    Yeah, I was up early and the algorithm thought I would want to see this again. It was right. You are truly a master story teller without making it feel like you are selling a used car.

  • @nicabla4682
    @nicabla4682 7 лет назад +115

    Hey Joe giv update bout gay Dave thanks man. Loved ur gangsta song.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  7 лет назад +37

      Nic Abla just talked to him this morning update coming soon.

    • @jessezwolle2000
      @jessezwolle2000 7 лет назад +2

      gay as insult or for real?

    • @ben1763
      @ben1763 7 лет назад +2

      Lady Jess He's funny gay not batty gay

    • @noahblue569
      @noahblue569 7 лет назад +1

      Lady Jess Dave came up with the character gay Dave so a lot of people who watch the channel call him gay Dave

    • @vanilladanila986
      @vanilladanila986 7 лет назад

      Nic Abla Hello, is this twitter?

  • @ΧρήστοςΙωάννου-ω4κ
    @ΧρήστοςΙωάννου-ω4κ 7 лет назад +10

    Have you ever witnessed anyone in prison attempting an escape?

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 7 лет назад +6

      Χρήστος Ιωάννου Brilliant question - that's got to be a video.
      Even if it'd not a legit escape, even prison stories about escapes.

  • @kevinstutzman515
    @kevinstutzman515 7 лет назад +8

    I get the top so I have the high ground only star wars fans will get this

    • @goochI034
      @goochI034 7 лет назад

      Kevin Stutzman Low ground causes Darth Vader...every time!!

    • @one7decimal2eight
      @one7decimal2eight 7 лет назад

      except if you're Darth maul. then the high ground doesn't matter. those movies were awful.

    • @asole100
      @asole100 6 лет назад

      Pretty sure that was a.tactic many people use to use in gun fights

  • @RamonMartinez-gs4nu
    @RamonMartinez-gs4nu 6 лет назад

    I'm sittin here watching this like if I'm about to go to prison and shit, taking notes lol

  • @LovePH926
    @LovePH926 6 лет назад

    The way you say, "That top bunk" makes me laugh. Funny!

  • @kennyg.4329
    @kennyg.4329 7 лет назад +7

    Top bunk you better not be moving around in your sleep learn how to sleep as still as possible that's a long fall to the concrete

  • @seveneightsixone5992
    @seveneightsixone5992 6 лет назад +16

    You definitely de-bunked those myths

  • @tonycerino9645
    @tonycerino9645 6 лет назад +5

    My man has talent.

  • @Bababosby
    @Bababosby 6 лет назад

    Lmaoo @ "hes gettin money" that's the funniest prison slang to me

  • @jwagener9558
    @jwagener9558 6 лет назад +1

    Dude the skits are funny asf 😂😂

    • @Time4House
      @Time4House 6 лет назад

      What keeps me coming back here 😂

  • @notafan1139
    @notafan1139 7 лет назад +30

    Mental research? Joe it's called "thinking"

    • @The_Cholo
      @The_Cholo 7 лет назад +2

      Logan Brannan well fuck, good thing you didnt take that too seriously or anything.

    • @notafan1139
      @notafan1139 7 лет назад

      Joseph Woodall is right, I didn't?

    • @The_Cholo
      @The_Cholo 7 лет назад

      Logan Brannan i suppose not?

  • @madscientist057
    @madscientist057 5 лет назад +4

    I had some gas so bad one time my celly was banging on the door the whole night, it had the trustees walking up to the door trying to find out wtf was up and leaving like they had been slapt by death himself... It was that state food, and the guards told him tough shit 😁😆😅😂🤣😭... I mean that shit was some gangster shit particles

    • @Jay-323
      @Jay-323 4 года назад

      Consider yourself lucky that shit will cause you to get yo wig split

  • @FloridaMan0561
    @FloridaMan0561 6 лет назад +15

    The "I've been here since X amount of subscribers" comments are as meaningless as the "first" comments.

    • @Emysta1997
      @Emysta1997 4 года назад

      Aren't ALL comments meaningless tho?

    • @FloridaMan0561
      @FloridaMan0561 4 года назад

      We are all meaningless in the grand scheme of things.

  • @michaelzborowskyii4668
    @michaelzborowskyii4668 6 лет назад

    I slept in one of those bunks Known as the "cat box" in Philly. It's uncomfortable and curved in such a way that it's virtually impossible move once you get in. I spent a few days there almost 20 years ago and it was enough to serve as a constant reminder to stay out of the system. After prison show is entertaining and also serves the public as a reminder that it's better on the outside so thank you for your service

  • @hellokitty-kj6xb
    @hellokitty-kj6xb 6 лет назад +2

    I really enjoyed this man your so down to earth keep it just like that got a few good laughs!

  • @trexxy1878
    @trexxy1878 5 лет назад +16

    American prisons sound miserable next to some West European prisons. I live in Belgium and there is a prison in my city (Gent) and the prison is right in the city centre next to a park.

    • @Cerebro13
      @Cerebro13 5 лет назад +2

      Trexxy most Belgians would be miserable just to be IN the us . 😂

    • @praiseplumbers2475
      @praiseplumbers2475 5 лет назад

      Then dont ever get into a prison here in South Africa. Prisons in South Africa are over populated as our country unfortunately has a very high crime rate. This is a beautiful country and I love my country but unfortunately a lot of crime and corruption everywhere. We as lawful citizens are so used to conduct our ways to avoid any possible crime coming our way.

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 4 года назад +1

      Well prisons should be for bad people not all nice and pretty looking.

    • @Big1nz
      @Big1nz 4 года назад +3

      @@twilightparanormalresearch186 it should be adequate and actually focus on rehabilitation. Prisons now are just breeding grounds for criminal behavior and attitude.

  • @dabutler44
    @dabutler44 7 лет назад +11

    I like to sit up and read and bottom bunk doesn't have enough headroom.

  • @stewartmeetball3417
    @stewartmeetball3417 7 лет назад +63

    Reporting for duty APS army

    • @jaycortes7389
      @jaycortes7389 7 лет назад +4

      Havnt u noticed he's just rambling on now he's running out matietal

    • @Bb-yg3rq
      @Bb-yg3rq 6 лет назад

      jay cortes no he's got a lot of stories he can tell that he hasn't

  • @STEVOD313
    @STEVOD313 6 лет назад

    Hey bro u stepping on my mattress! Don’t be stepping on my mattress! Lol I’m 37 now last time I was locked up I was 34 n had bottom bunk duty cus of medical, got my stuff in writing 😂

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 2 года назад

    I like to watch the longer videos while I do my daily workout on the treadmill. Makes the workout a lot less of a drag.