Severus Snape School of Speech and Deportment
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
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Welp according to science, Alan's voice was the most perfect man's voice ever.
Always ❤
Yep))
Alan's voice is indeed perfect
i wanna like but its at 69
Alan's voice = ASMR 😂
no really he's the best man for this job just perfect!
Severus is my fav character why did he AND Alan died???😭🥺😢
Verbal seduction. How accurate. His voice alone makes my ovaries SCREAM.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!
THE OVARIES LMAOOO
BESTIE SAME-
@@-Serve-Loki-and-snape prrrr bestie
People will think you are...
*several years later*
....up to something
You dare use my own spells against me potta.....
Yes.....
I am the half...blood...prince
🤣🤣🤣
Alan Rickman, King of... Dramatic...pauses...
Alan Rickmans voice and face expression were the greatest ever existing
The man was godly in every respect - brilliant actor, intelligent, articulate, well rounded, kind, considerate and funny. Add to that to THE VOICE - truly godly!!!❤️❤️❤️
Snape:People will think you
*4 years later*
Snape:*Stares at Harry*
*Another 4 years later*
Snape: up to something.
His voice is just... just... just... so........ chocolatey.. and....... silky....
Mmmm... chocolatey. That's the best word to describe his voice I've heard yet.
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel I read that was said in Mr. Rickman's eulogy. By Dame Maggie Smith... I think... something like, His voice promised you chocolate but also hinted at a dagger hidden underneath his cloak. 😍😢
One can't say it any better. MUST have been Maggie Smith! 😁
@@thekingsdaughter4233 It defines them both perfectly, yes.😀
“Think fast, talk slow” - Bob Dylan, I believe. I love when a speaker can hold the audience in the palm of their hand without increasing their volume.
Yeah : ) When I try to do that people just say, 'What? Speak up!'
His accent, wording, and inflection is amazing. I cant picture anyone else beside Rickman portraying him. RIP Alan Rickman, God bless his soul
R.i.p Alan Rickman
Alan WAS Severus. There will NEVER be another .
😞
No lie, that "Verbal Seduction" is a real thing.
I love his voice his face his body hid attitude. personality everything. I love severus snape
I think you're part of a large community :D
I’ve always wondered why they didn’t add more of Sev in the movies, he definitely deserved more screen time.
Ah well, there's always the full-blown, magnificent Snivellus of the books to enjoy :)
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel But yhere is no Alan to pronounce those words out for us...:(
Profesor snape has legitimately, in my personal opinion, the best voice I’ve ever heard.
I love his voice and the way he talks, his manners, mind, inteligence.... Everything. Snape is perfect.
I can agree with you on most of your list, except... his manners?! You must like being insulted. xD
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel I actually love man like this. Cold outside, warm inside. Insult? I don't think so. I just feel fun. You must try harder to make me feel be insulted.
That kind of characteristic is interesting. I feel bored all the time in real life until I read about him.
I didn't detect any warmth, sorry.
Everything but his hair...shampoo’s duties are needed elsewhere
Oh man, that voice, so sexy. Definitely my favorite Hogwarts professor. He's gorgeous xx
I find Snape's voice very calming 🥴😵🥵
Yeah, only when he's not talking to you 😆
Try listening to him read a book. Don't even care what it's about.
I FIND IT MORE THAN ADDICTING.
Snape and Alan Rickman know how to influence people. Great acting...
R.I.P MR. RICKMAN😭
R.I.P MR. SNAPE😭
That speech he gives to first-years is a gem. Pity it's probably wasted on a bunch of 11-year-olds.
Weaponized elocution.
My kids grew up with the HP movie series. So when I hyper-pronounced, "Don't. Lie. To me", they both laughed and also realized I was Severus Snape serious.
: )
Other than Benedict Cumberbatch, we will never hear the amazing likes of such a wonderful voice like Alan Rickman's ever again. ❤️
Alan Rickman was incredibly goodlooking even at this age he looked perfect ,if professor like him existed in real life students would definitely had crush on him
Definitely! (and here's the proof...) :D
ruclips.net/video/sGtTLXlzcPE/видео.html and ruclips.net/video/6UlwsktuV1U/видео.html and ruclips.net/video/V-ZAYogym1w/видео.html
every single student - male and female - would have a massive crush on him. I can't imagine how anybody could not fall for him
Snape dirty talking would be the death of women who appreciate intellect
Well, he certainly knows how to 'seduce the mind and ensnare the senses', doesn't he?
That he does : )
Bewitch* the mind. This would also work because he has us under a sort of spell whenever he talks.
Without even trying, I shouldn't wonder.
"i can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. i can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death."
Sexiest voice on earth
5:07 “Now...should anyone, STUDENT or STAFF, attempt to aid Mr. Potter, they will be PUNISHED in a manner CONSISTENT with the SEVERITY of their TRANSGRESSION FURTHERMORE...”
To be honest I wouldn't mind to take classes with him, seriously it would be a pleasure to listen his voice in class.
As long as his voice wasn't tearing strips off your self-esteem at the time : D
Wizarding World shopping channel So true xD
my favourite character forever
Then have _I_ got some videos for you :D ruclips.net/p/PLu6dW69cEWyI_5P9lPq6pFiNW7NPcpsov
Thanks :D
EX *insert pause here* PELLIARMUS!
Anywhere you insert a pause it adds gravitas. Remember that at your next job interview.
His witty comeback and the repeated mention of his people skills had me laughing my ass off.
+15tsubasa Expect a week of detentions!
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Not if no one tells him. ;)
Ekkkssssss...peliarmus
: )
Yes.
Frankly I think Snape would make a scarier villain than you-know-who. The latter is too out and obvious.
I think book-Voldemort is way scarier than movie-Voldemort (who frankly made me giggle most of the time).
GUYS THERE IS A SEVERUS SNAPE DAY JANUARY 9TH ITS CALLED TALK LIKE AN INTELLIGENT PERSON DAY
Luna Lovegood I CELEBRATE THAT
Hey George! Nice To Meet You! Yes I watched It!
8 years it has been and I still miss snape
The mood was set to be really serious yet I was laughing my guts out. God bless Alan Rickman and Severus Snape in the afterlife.
I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
5:23 - Slughorn is like wtaf happened to my best potions student 😂😂
2. Verbal Seduction
Wow. Bloody fantastic, Snape. Bloody fantastic.
Alan Rickman voice ... Such a bless to hear 💞
RIP 💔
"Impress them with your people skills". This made me chuckle.
Yes, I think the SSSS&D chose the perfect image ambassador for their school :D
Those pauses tho. Love it
: )
If I were to be place in his classroom I would raise my hand just to say. "Professor could you please write instead of talking, there are some female students in the back that seem to have melted into their seats."
Valeria Bernard And I'm pretty sure that would get a verbal response from him!
Omg!😂 ROTFL
Snape: how did this happen
Me: ur voice made them melt sir *begins to melt* LOL
AceripXF Then he would proceed to insult us by saying: "Bumbling fools." Turning around in a very dramatic way as he always does. 😂😂
i would beg him to talk. True im gonna melt
This is absolutely HILARIOUS! I love the way Alan Rickman voiced Snape. And this blurb about the Severus Snape School...
So deliciously dry!!!
Great job!
You're too kind :)
50 points from Gryfindor! You revealed all my secrets of speech!
Well, Professor, it's your school. If you want to keep your secrets, don't teach them to others.
Fake huh?
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel i don't tell them to anyone!!!!!
@@purpleocean5958 No,no,no! It's my really account. I created it 2 years ago.
No, that’s 200 million points from Gryffindor
Hermione's stuttering is the cutest😍
I could see my mom as a good female Snape. She’s intimidating when she needs to be, she lets you know who’s in charge, and she looks like a rounder Snape.
She sounds formidable, just like my mum xD
Love (insert pause) you (verbal seduction) Snape.
Alan Rickman...gorgeous, talented and spellbinding! Gilderoy Lockhart...what a prat.
You missed the hair-flip
Hair flips won't get you a job.
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel they might you never know 💀
@@iris_sagitta Well yes, but do you really want _that_ job?
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel maybe 😂😂
Oh yes... That was extremely sexy...
I would go to this school. Love to hear his voice
I love………(pause) this video 😂❤️
Thanks 😀 It sounds like you've been a student at the SSSSD!
Well done ....you Insufferable know it all ... You learn fast! Quick exist before you react ... Bye!
Verbal Seduction, INDEED!!! :)
To be honset it wouldnt be very hard to seduce me if professor snape was trying to do it
@@lapislalui7902 And I'm assuming that would be because you don't trust and you have your guard up all the time. I can understand that but everyone had weaknesses and Alan just happens to be one of mine 🤣
@@vishanipatel5269 🤣🤣🤣 same i agree
Indeed
Vishani Patel Totally agree with you!
my favorite professor in Hogwarts ever...
"...Professor Snape will refund your money." HAHAAGGAGAGA mygahhh
I would pay to see Snape and Spock in a conversation.
An interesting match indeed : D
The freaking best Snape vid out there. It's perfect.
Thanks so much :)
At 1:31 snape is probably reading harry's mind
this was recommended to me 8 years later
Luckily, I don't think it's worn out yet :D
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel thank godness
Severus 😍💚 forever
A witty tribute to a tremendous actor. Rickman had me at Hans Gruber.
Thanks - me too.
This is brilliant! 😂 I love the way Snape talks.. he’s so dramatic with his pauses
Thanks - I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
rest in peace "professor severus snape", sir rickman.
Ditto.
He's just gone to King's Cross station to talk with Dumbledore.
King's Cross was Harry's manifestation. Where do you suppose Snape would meet up with Dumbledore...?
I would say his childhood home where he met Lily Potter, but it would take a much more qualified Potterhead to answer this question.
Tim Lazar I would think Snape would have a deep loathing for Cokeworth, but then, he never did leave. Maybe the memories of Lily kept him there.
This is actually the brilliance of Alan Rickman's acting! Thank you so much for this excellent video!
I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
Legendary voice,legendary actor, legendary character!
I'm would... like to go to this...... school.....
You enjoy ridicule and humiliation do you? :D
If Professor Snape was a principal I so go to his school .
He _was_ a principal. And while he was, Hogwarts was the host for abuse and torture such as only Filch could appreciate.
If you were a first year you would be used for the cruciatos curse
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel Yeah but you're leaving the part out where everything in that time frame happened so he could keep up his act. Voldemort can read into people's minds. If even one person would've known he was keeping up an act, he would be found out very soon after and his plan would fall into thousands of pieces. He did what he had to do while suffering the consequences all by himself. Jesus even typing this out makes me tear up again. Movie Snape was a man who deeply cared. Loyal and selfless as well.
If he were to be the headmaster in other circumstances, I bet he would allow people to see more of his true self. A man who cries like that in the end.. I don't even know many men who could/would cry with such emotion. Heavily misunderstood character.
@@Sjivje It sounds like you haven't read the books, which is what I generally base my videos on. The Snape portrayed there would have been a terrible headmaster whenever he did it. He was certainly a loyal and dedicated member of the Order, but he was also a petty, cruel and vindictive man.
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel I did. Hence why I am making a very clear distinction between Movie Snape and Book Snape.
Now I didn't know you base your videos on mostly the books. That's what you could've addressed instead of assuming I hadn't read the books.
I perfectly agree that Book Snape would be an entirely different Snape with entirely different choices. His core has been fully engulfed by bitterness. But both the writers of the films as well as J.K. Rowling went for another representation of Severus for the films. Hence the distinction I made. Movie Snape would've been a proper headmaster. Book Snape.. I don't even think I want to go there.
Alan Rickman is the best actor ever, fight me!
No fight, unless you gave him an American accent to do, like in CBGB xD
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel oh god no, British all the way😂
I don't need my money back professor.....
You will ALWAYS help me in any types of situation, yes...YOU WILL
Ob..viously 😂👌
Furthermore, any person found to have knowledge of these events....
Who *Fails* to come forward....
Will be treated.... as... E..qually guiltyy
Love it xD
Good work, Alan Rickman. You've been really good Snape.
According to me he was the perfect man
Look, if I get to see Severus Snape everyday, I sure wouldn't mind going to this school. I be like, "Hey, Professor Snape. How are you doing with your bad self? You're looking good today."
I approve this message.
Fabulous! Could I quote you on that?
of course miss Granger. I'm glad to be of............service.
Feel free to endorse any of my other Professor Snape videos. I apologise in advance if you find any of them a little... personal (see! I've been taking notes!).
Hermione Granger, taking notes!? QUICK SOMEONE GET A CAMERA, THIS IS A BIG MOMENT IN WIZARDING HISTORY!!! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. (Chuckles)
(looks humiliated and dejected, as usual in a Snape, sorry Professor Snape, class)
Verbal subduction Malfoy was hypnotized
Only the most masterful verbal seduction can achieve that level of trance :D
Driest humour ever... gosh he is funny
You just know.
Whoever knows the whereabouts of Harry Potter, step up... *now*
Me: *walks up slightly far away* I know where he's at.
*pause for effect*
Snape: Oh?
Me: Up your ass and around the corner.
Everyone else: *breaths in in utter fear*
I'd do it XDD It's a perfect moment!
LMAO THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN ON RUclips 💀😂
I'm glad you enjoyed it so much 😀
Thank you Alan Rickman/Professor Snape really appreciate that , learn from you though you are not here.
Verbal Seduction 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lovely Severus 😍💚
Miss Alan Rickman ❤
Snape knows how to.... pace him-self for max...imum impact.
One Word Yeah. Never underestimate the power of a… PAUSE.
Eqqq…
Qually guilty lol
You just
Know
I miss Severus, he shouldn’t have died. I miss Alan Rickman too much as well, why did he have to die? ;(
CreativityRoblox indeed. Snape deserved better I loved it and I really miss Alan but he is happy 🥺
Mhm, he had a happy life, he got to have fun acting.
But acting isn’t the only fun thing in life you can do..
@@haxozr yeah it seemed like it🥺❤️
😞😣😔
I honestly think Snape was constantly fighting the impulse to love and care for Harry, because he knew ultimately what would need to happen to the boy in the end for the plan to "protect the greater good" to actually work. Harry had to hate him to keep from getting so close that he saw through Snape's ruse, and I genuinely feel like Snape knew he wouldn't be able to go through with it if he actually allowed himself to be close with the boy. He knew his heart wouldn't survive that kind of break.
Why else would he show him the truth with his dying tears? Why would he grace the boy, with his literal last breath, with such a compliment as "...you have your mother's eyes..."? Lily was right, _Harry was loved._
Intriguing viewpoint, and one which seems in keeping with the story as told by JKR (unlike so many 'theories'). However, if Snape was having such an inner battle I don't think it was on a conscious level as it seems to me he lived in a habitual state of bitterness where no active restraint of loving feelings was required. My feeling is his imminent death broke down his resistance and bitterness long enough for him to reveal his inner self.
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel We are agreed, I didn't really have the patience to fully express the idea earlier, but you struck the core of it. I think Snape loved Harry dearly, on an unconscious level, and in a somewhat dysfunctional way. To be a bit more accurate with my meaning, I think Snape pushed everyone away to a degree, likely as a means of protecting himself and because of how ostracized he was as a child. In keeping with the psychology of an alienated child, it would make sense to me if Snape reasoned that it would be easier to simply respect positions of power rather than developing attachments to actual people (Lily obviously threw both the monkey and the wrench into that ideology). I think his initial desire to protect Harry was born purely out of his love for Lily, but I think the idea of Harry needing to now protect himself (Snape had been protecting him for the entirety of the series) forced Snape to see Harry, possibly for the first time, as a fully separate person that was both skilled and capable.
To me, the phrase "you have your mother's eyes" is like Snape recognizing that while Harry is a part of Lily (someone he loves), Harry is not Lily. Harry is his own person, and is worthy of the same love and respect Snape has for the one Harry reminds him of.
My feeling about Snape's final 'you have your mother's eye' is it's an indication he's allowed himself to recognise at the last moment that Harry doesn't just resemble the hated James but also the much loved Lily. All this time Snape has been protecting Harry out of his love for Lily when he could have been seeing the Lily inside Harry and loving him for that. Oh gosh, I'm making myself cry just writing about it!
(tears wiped away) Anyway, as you seem to be such a Snape appreciator, you might like to check out my Snape tribute videos:ruclips.net/p/PLu6dW69cEWyI_5P9lPq6pFiNW7NPcpsov (I'm not usually as flippant about Sev as I am in this video!)
I've caught myself speaking like shape on many occasions.. People think I'm depressed but I'm..... Not
angry crow ..okay
Lol
Now page 3...94...
Hahaha Same
Obviously....
it should be called Alan Rickman's school, he's just brilliant in this role!
+mayaamar77 People often confuse Alan Rickman and Severus Snape, but it was a deliberate deception on Prof Snape's part: ruclips.net/video/6UlwsktuV1U/видео.html
I guess I knew that, it's just an opinion :)
The clip is still a great one! I loved the idea of lessons like those! I might even use it sometime ;)
mayaamar77 If you read through the comments under the video you'll find someone who got a job using the SSSSD methods! I kid you not.
Cool! didn't even cross my mind... I thought of using it with my students to help them with oral presentations!! Again thanks :)
mayaamar77 Just don't teach them the timely exit techniques unless you have a glazier standing by (or the witty comebacks for that matter...)
You know, pirates have an annual "Talk Like a Pirate Day" on September 19. There should absolutely be a "Talk Like Severus Snape Day." Besides, I need an excuse to practice in more formal settings. January 9 makes sense to me.
Sounds good to me. Though to be honest, making it a daily habit works e...qually well for me.
National Talk Like An intelligent Person Day?
Nah... It'll never catch on.
hagamapama IM PASSING IT AROUND
I would never dare to ask my money back. Great and funny video.
Thanks so much :)
(Yeah, you'd have to be brave to ask for your money back, wouldn't you.)
McGonagall’s face at 2:19 tho
I wonder how it would be if Severus Snape have a conversation with Mr Sherlock holmes. I'll smile at them with all my authority :)
Let's introduce Mr Spock to that conversation and watch the fur fly!
Wow nice video the best video I have ever seen for snape
He is my love 😍😍😍 and his voice ...... his voice just ...... his voice just like ...... just like chocolate 🍫🍫🍫🍫 ..... his voice just like chocolate 🍫🍫🍫🍫 I love it 😍😍😍
I really cry 😭😭😭 when he die I really want to forget 😖😖😖 but how please anybody know how 😭😭😭 ...... how 😭😭😭 ...... how 😭😭😭 ..... hooo😭😭😭ooow
come back 😭😭😭 .... come back 😭😭😭 .... Noooooooo 😭😭😭
I 💗 U Severus Snape 😍😍😍
Boy, you've got it BAD, haven't you! (>'-')>
Yes I have 😭😭😭
But I am a girl
Another lesson learned from Professor Snape : how to.....ooze sexiness.
+TheFarfetchd I'm not sure his particular way of doing it can be taught; I think it may be natural genius!
Watching this made me happy so thank you ! I dont think ill ever dare as snape for a refund. This makes me wonder how much effort Alan Rickman put to make this character so special may he rest in peace. Also how can a fictional character keeps us thinking and have us in a chaos of many different feelings!
I'm glad you enjoyed the video : )
JK Rowling creates characters who are so multi-dimensional they're real in my heart.
Wow this aged so well!
I appreciate the one who took the time to make this!!
The hilarious and absolutely adorable Severus/Alan deserve it:)
💕💕
Thanks - glad you enjoyed it 😊
@@WizardingWorldshoppingchannel of course! Thank YOU! ✨
Good Manners.....😂😂😂 definitely something I don't have
Here's your chance to learn some 😃
I'll learn sure, but apply, I'm afraid not 😅😅😅
Yeah, the doing is always harder than the learning. 😔
I used Snape's tactics and aced my first job interview. I think the interviewer knew what i was doing because she kept laughing and making references
+Sakura Petrescu Sorry I couldn't respond sooner, but I read your comment with glee. What a laugh! I'd love to know which tactics you used (hopefully not the dramatic exit one!)
+Wizarding World shopping channel
I used all of them except that one. The interviewer told me she loved how I talked. I'm almost possitive she knew what i was doing because i asked her what page of the book she wanted me to turn to she said "Page 394." and the last thing she said at the end of the interview was "Always." And next day i got a phone call back from her and she told me i got the job. And after i said thank you she said "Do you want your name tag to say Sakura or Severus?" and then we both broke out laughing.
Sakura Petrescu What job did you get? Sounds like they'll be great people to work with, if nothing else. I can't imagine any of the people I've worked for recently would know Severus' favourite page number!
Chapters
+Sakura Petrescu The bookstore? Lucky you. I LOVE the smell and feel of new books.
It's not till you're an adult that it's really funny because as kids all where really paying attention to is magic, harry and his friends
Yes! I would like to talk with the patience and power of Snape
+TheReverantChoir Then have we got a course for you! :D