KISS, MARRY, CRUCIO! (Harry Potter Kiss/Marry/Kill) ft. Brizzy Voices + Christine Riccio

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @tessanetting
    @tessanetting  6 лет назад +1792

    Hi starfish!! In this video I was REUINTED with my fellow Ravenclaws Brizzy and Christine to play one of my favorite games KILL MARRY CRUCIO!!! If you like when I play this game on my channel give this video a thumbs UP so I know. Also make sure you check out all of our channels to watch ALL THREE HARRY POTTER COLLABS! I always have a blast when I'm with these girls. OKAY THAT'S IT FOR NOW LOVE U GUYS

    • @enchantunes
      @enchantunes 6 лет назад +12

      Oh well I am a proud starfish and love when you play this games😂

    • @kyn0mr
      @kyn0mr 6 лет назад +5

      When are u going to react to the harry potter jokes ur felo starfish sent u😊🤔?

    • @dannymclean2558
      @dannymclean2558 6 лет назад +5

      Hi Tessa!

    • @nilozdil1590
      @nilozdil1590 6 лет назад +5

      Hi Mama Starfish 👋 I luv u

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv 6 лет назад +24

      KILL? Isn't it kiss? Srry I'm also a raven

  • @themelodystar4286
    @themelodystar4286 6 лет назад +2390

    8:49 "Marry Lucius for his money!" Brizzy, there's so much Slytherin in you.

    • @jot9192
      @jot9192 6 лет назад +25

      Joi Lin samee omg i love draco♥️

    • @b4y1s
      @b4y1s 6 лет назад +20

      Joi Lin You would be the mother of Draco

    • @celerystick8011
      @celerystick8011 6 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @witchf4ce310
      @witchf4ce310 5 лет назад +12

      J&N Gaming and More! Gryffindor and Slytherin overlap the most tho, both competitive and cunning. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff really only have loyalty in common but Slytherin are also loyal to people who deserve it

    • @assassinsgames6721
      @assassinsgames6721 5 лет назад +1

      Maria C aren’t they en

  • @yo840
    @yo840 5 лет назад +770

    “Maybe I’ll marry Hagrid, and we’ll live together in the swamp”
    -Tessa Netting

  • @blobfishbeans
    @blobfishbeans 4 года назад +299

    “I WANNA MARRY ARTHUR AND SHOW HIM THE MUGGLE WORLD” Tessa being wholesome 24/7 (except when she tortured people ig)

    • @cozzacsomf1314
      @cozzacsomf1314 3 года назад +12

      Tessa: I CAN SHOW YOU DA WORLD

    • @ad_1926
      @ad_1926 3 года назад +1

      I choose Arthur too
      He is nice

  • @farahseverydaychannel820
    @farahseverydaychannel820 5 лет назад +553

    *Tessa talking about Sirius
    No One:
    Literally nobody:
    Tessa: What if he just goes off on his dog adventures
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @yessewesse
      @yessewesse 5 лет назад +13

      Sirius would be my pet dog. I love doggies!! And I think he would be good friends with my other dog

  • @celerystick8011
    @celerystick8011 6 лет назад +308

    "WHATRE YEH DOIN' IN MY SWAMP, HARRY?!"

  • @potatosack7492
    @potatosack7492 4 года назад +131

    "When it's Easter, we'll hide the horcruxes and then our kids would find them like eggs. And then when they find 'em, he'll be like "You forgot one!". He'll be like "This is the story of my life"." I am dead 😂

    • @justmaya7634
      @justmaya7634 3 года назад +7

      I absolutely lost it 💀💀💀

  • @marahc5252
    @marahc5252 6 лет назад +503

    When Brizzy said “I wanna marry Fluer so I can kiss her all the time” I felt that

  • @kennedyrose6020
    @kennedyrose6020 5 лет назад +282

    “And be like, remember that time I stole your girl?”
    And Harry be like
    “Oh... yeah. Good times.”

  • @its_just_cee1126
    @its_just_cee1126 4 года назад +104

    Imagine yelling at a couch for like 20minutes and you just see him walk in the door with the groceries and you just feel like o-o

  • @azula7684
    @azula7684 5 лет назад +369

    “WhAt ArE yA dOiNg In Ma SwAmP hArRy”

  • @vika7388
    @vika7388 6 лет назад +188

    Tessa: "Well I dated a lot of guys that were gay so.." :D *I DiEd*

  • @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347
    @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347 4 года назад +45

    Tessa: And the frosting will get in his mustache!
    Brizzy: wHy aRe wE vIsIOnIng tHiS?!?!
    Christine: hehe

  • @kung-tenghuang8144
    @kung-tenghuang8144 5 лет назад +658

    But if you kiss the Bloody Baron...
    *You'd go right through him*

  • @weinertoss
    @weinertoss 5 лет назад +432

    “James ; the bully”
    “Dumbledore, Albus because there are so many of them right now”
    “I’m gonna delete James”

  • @allysondouglas5049
    @allysondouglas5049 4 года назад +98

    "Gèt øûttå mãh šwämp Hārrÿ"
    -Tessa Netting 2019

  • @robbieistired
    @robbieistired 5 лет назад +379

    Tessa Netting has so much Bi energy in this video
    "I'm gonna end up marrying Harry and at one point be like 'Hey remember when I stole your girl' "

  • @yesoryeseo
    @yesoryeseo 5 лет назад +717

    “I’d date Bellatrix in my *wild stage* of college.”
    - Christine 2019

    • @Dapper_danai
      @Dapper_danai 4 года назад +8

      ᗰ ᗴ ᒪ ᒪ O ᗯ tbh me too

    • @yesoryeseo
      @yesoryeseo 4 года назад +7

      @@Dapper_danai Lmao

    • @troublemaker833
      @troublemaker833 4 года назад +14

      Wouldn’t we all though?!

    • @yesoryeseo
      @yesoryeseo 4 года назад +6

      @@troublemaker833 XD yesss

    • @1977.m
      @1977.m 4 года назад +7

      @@yesoryeseo i'd tell her not to kill sirius, then cheat on her with him (that a joke)

  • @funnyferret7954
    @funnyferret7954 4 года назад +441

    I would torture Luscious until he told me his hair conditioner 🤣

  • @theravenclaweasley2322
    @theravenclaweasley2322 5 лет назад +385

    Yaaasss I'm a ravenclaw too!
    Tessa reminds me of luna though. Who agrees!

  • @zuzuzuzuzuzuz3900
    @zuzuzuzuzuzuz3900 6 лет назад +464

    “Marry Lucius for his money.”
    😂😂😂
    “Secretly cut it while he’s sleeping.”
    😂😂😂
    Sometimes there’s so much slytherin in you but hey, we’re all Ravenclaws here. 😂😂😂

  • @adyoasharoy891
    @adyoasharoy891 4 года назад +30

    They’re gonna find all of them and Harry’s gonna be like “you forgot one”
    I’m already laughing my heart out.

  • @oxxylooxxy5079
    @oxxylooxxy5079 5 лет назад +272

    *"WhAt YoU dOiNg In My SwAmP hArRy!?"*
    -Tessa

  • @zannulti
    @zannulti 5 лет назад +264

    Brizzy: I'll crucio Hagrid
    Me: *Time for a criminal spree*

  • @gabshickey9743
    @gabshickey9743 4 года назад +24

    1:46 “I just think of Joe when I think of Snape”
    I felt that 🤣
    Also
    3:03 “and your just a couch!” Is now my favorite insult

  • @cc_ravenclawhogwarts8825
    @cc_ravenclawhogwarts8825 5 лет назад +424

    Voldemort: Crucio
    Hot Tom Riddle: Oh heck yeah I’m marrying him💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 года назад +17

      OOF!
      Logic I'm coming to your funeral...😩🤦‍♀️😂

    • @lspodcast11
      @lspodcast11 4 года назад +3

      Lol I’m gryfndoor

    • @sam_miii
      @sam_miii 4 года назад +1

      @@lspodcast11 I’m a slytherin

    • @meepmorpmix
      @meepmorpmix 4 года назад

      @@lspodcast11 I’m a ravenclaw

    • @lspodcast11
      @lspodcast11 4 года назад +2

      @@meepmorpmix cool luna is my favourite character

  • @Fairytale_cos
    @Fairytale_cos 5 лет назад +1138

    Brizzy: Marry Lucius for his money
    Christine:than cut his hair while he’s sleeping
    Me: are you sure your both Ravenclaw that sounds very slytherin to me

    • @ich_marc_mein_golf
      @ich_marc_mein_golf 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @lizziephobic
      @lizziephobic 4 года назад +3

      Aaliyah Nahiam r/wooosh

    • @seanlua
      @seanlua 4 года назад +26

      they're looking at this the smart way...

    • @likeavillainnn
      @likeavillainnn 4 года назад +18

      they’re slytherclaws! :O lmao (i’m a slytherclaw too)

    • @Why_not2007
      @Why_not2007 4 года назад +8

      they're slytherclaws now

  • @samg1027
    @samg1027 3 года назад +62

    Sirius: Nevilles parents suffered something worse than death
    Harry: They got expelled
    Sirius:W-what?
    Harry: Sorry I live with Hermione

    • @alanaiveson195
      @alanaiveson195 3 года назад +6

      Lol that's true, "now, if u two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of u come up with another idea to get US KILLED, OR WORSE, EXPELLED!!!!!"

  • @cocoblack6877
    @cocoblack6877 5 лет назад +546

    Tessa: I’m going to marry the dementor and become the queen of darkness.
    Brizzy: You’ll never be happy again!
    Me: I was never happy to begin with!

    • @gillybuckley4274
      @gillybuckley4274 5 лет назад +11

      Life is so depressing, isn't it?

    • @pwip8911
      @pwip8911 5 лет назад +3

      I was so happy that it was Christmas but now I feel a bit depressed because of this comment.🎅-🙀

    • @madelinegaudet4674
      @madelinegaudet4674 5 лет назад +2

      I can relate. This is great. 😆

    • @ShotoTodoroki-go6dp
      @ShotoTodoroki-go6dp 5 лет назад +1

      Life is hard

    • @d3ad_ro0ster
      @d3ad_ro0ster 4 года назад +2

      That's my dream goal

  • @TheFireyNix
    @TheFireyNix 5 лет назад +174

    "I"ll marry percy cause he's like Percy Jackson ( :D )" "YoU'd MARRY Him FoR HiS NamE"

    • @MarryFernadez
      @MarryFernadez 5 лет назад +6

      KrazyKat6177 -_- I thought I was the only one who had thought that

    • @madi.is.haunted
      @madi.is.haunted 4 года назад

      Vending Machine Man don’t diss molly like that

    • @vendingmachine907
      @vendingmachine907 4 года назад

      @@madi.is.haunted What do you mean

  • @Matt-zp8cw
    @Matt-zp8cw 4 года назад +49

    Brizzy: "Marrying Lucius for his money!"
    Me: "Marrying Rita Skeeter for her dress sense!"
    😍😍😂😂

  • @leanneromanova
    @leanneromanova 5 лет назад +623

    *Born a Muggle*
    *Marries Arthur Weasley*
    Tessa: “I cAn ShOw YoU tHe WoRlDdD”
    *Update: because many of y’all can’t take i fucking joke i changed it. Not all jokes HAVE to be grammatically correct.*

    • @Matt-zp8cw
      @Matt-zp8cw 4 года назад +16

      TESSA BUYS A FLYING CARPET FROM ALI BASHIR AND SHOWS HIM THE WORLD!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidryan5067
      @davidryan5067 4 года назад +4

      YASSSS QUEEN

    • @enyabiju5100
      @enyabiju5100 4 года назад +6

      Watch your grammar and spelling
      Sorry my Ravenclaw instincts 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @leanneromanova
      @leanneromanova 4 года назад +3

      Sreeja Thomas i don’t have to watch anything thank you. Im 18, i know grammar. It was just meant to be a funny comment.

    • @twentyeight602
      @twentyeight602 4 года назад +5

      @@leanneromanova I'm*

  • @bayblademaster1023
    @bayblademaster1023 4 года назад +98

    When you got Draco I'm like
    "WELP DRACO TIME TO GET MARRIED"

  • @ckd5740
    @ckd5740 6 лет назад +123

    "Vernon's an assface"
    "and he has no neck"
    I love this trio so much!

  • @polandbananasBOOKS
    @polandbananasBOOKS 6 лет назад +1241

    LMAO THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN

    • @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853
      @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853 6 лет назад +4

      Hiiiii I'm such a fan

    • @gachalifeshortfilms2166
      @gachalifeshortfilms2166 6 лет назад +5

      @@svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853 Just the Random side of You...

    • @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853
      @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853 6 лет назад +4

      @@gachalifeshortfilms2166 Idk how 2 reply 2 that.... Thanks, I guess?

    • @lillianmanuel4956
      @lillianmanuel4956 6 лет назад +4

      I totally get you with the Percy thing! 😂 I'm a Percy Jackson fangirl too!

    • @Allymai_
      @Allymai_ 6 лет назад +2

      I can't believe you managed to get a Twilight reference in there! I should never have doubted you.

  • @Athena_142
    @Athena_142 4 года назад +19

    *Harry raises his hand* Umbridge: "Yes Potter?" Harry: "Why is ravenclaw's symbol an eagle?" Umbridge: "Well Mr Potter, what else would it be?" Harry: "I don't know... maybe a Raven???"

  • @jj-yb8ny
    @jj-yb8ny 5 лет назад +106

    ,,We aren't killing,we are just torturing them"
    ,,I wanna marry Artur and I can show him the Muggle World!"
    ,,Kissing cupcake sounds good"

  • @wolveshowl2149
    @wolveshowl2149 5 лет назад +229

    Brizzy: I’m gonna marry Neville
    Me: BACK OFF MY MAN!
    😂

  • @Maya-bu3bn
    @Maya-bu3bn 4 года назад +13

    Dumbledore: a fashion icon

  • @Username38472
    @Username38472 5 лет назад +73

    13:53
    Brizzy:"I wanna marry Fleur,so I can kiss her all the time"
    Me:"This girl is too smart,too Ravenclaw!"
    😂
    (what a nice thing🥰😚☺️)

  • @Ziggywooo
    @Ziggywooo 5 лет назад +87

    “aLL dEeSe WEAslY baBiEs”
    - Tessa Netting

  • @sunnygao1886
    @sunnygao1886 4 года назад +19

    "I know who I'm crucio-ing! SnApPe!"
    -Christine

  • @moonx698
    @moonx698 5 лет назад +111

    Brizzy while Tessa's explaining how she's gonna kiss Cho.
    "Wangoballwime?"

    • @emmalyke
      @emmalyke 4 года назад +8

      Only people who read the books understand

    • @jedorspas7725
      @jedorspas7725 4 года назад +1

      @@emmalyke ikr

  • @mckennaschilling
    @mckennaschilling 5 лет назад +116

    “IN THE SWAMP?” “WHAT SWAMP?” 😂😂😂

    • @keegan6448
      @keegan6448 5 лет назад +4

      •McKenna The Weirdo• WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP HARRY

    • @girlycanttalk2026
      @girlycanttalk2026 5 лет назад

      @@keegan6448 You are a wizard harry. Its a blizzard harry! EDDIE IZZARD HARRY!!

    • @sarahwhitton2598
      @sarahwhitton2598 5 лет назад

      WAIT I JUST HAD A RANDOM PICTURE IN MY HEAD. SO HAGRID AS SHREK RIGHT, BUT HARRY AS DONKEY AND FIONA IS THE HEADMASTER OF BEAXBATONS.

    • @slavicakocirova5005
      @slavicakocirova5005 3 года назад

      Welcome to Hagrid in a nutshell-

  • @Lootfear
    @Lootfear 3 года назад +3

    This is in fact one of the funniest videos I have watched in my entire life.

  • @taylor684
    @taylor684 5 лет назад +99

    “For Easter, we’ll hide horcruxes around the house, fake ones. They’ll have to find them like eggs”
    “And then he’ll be like ‘You forgot one!’”
    I love you guys so much lol😂

  • @Percy_Of_The_Sea
    @Percy_Of_The_Sea 5 лет назад +40

    Tessa: "I feel like I have to marry Draco because of my hair!"
    Oh, Tes... You look like you could be related because of your hair. XD
    I loved this so much!

  • @etherealsoliloquy
    @etherealsoliloquy 4 года назад +7

    Brizzy crushing on Fleur gives me life 😂😂

  • @emmaslife8248
    @emmaslife8248 6 лет назад +60

    Tessa would do an awesome Luna cosplay

  • @meredithclark6580
    @meredithclark6580 5 лет назад +629

    My number one thing against Fudge
    HE HIRED UMBRIDGE

    • @gillybuckley4274
      @gillybuckley4274 5 лет назад +25

      I would crucio wide mouth frog aka Umbridge and then brutally murder her. Heck, my phone wallpaper is 'keep calm and kill Umbridge'.

    • @kenzie__lynn
      @kenzie__lynn 5 лет назад +7

      OMG!!!!!! Tessa that's the one thing I don't like about him

    • @Nikki-ux9ib
      @Nikki-ux9ib 5 лет назад +10

      THAT IS WHY I THINK HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINISTER! HERMIONE DOES A MUCH BETTER JOB!
      Yes, I do love the Cursed Child and I would save it from a burning building. I don’t care what you say. Scorpius is my child. If you think about the plot of the book, it actually makes a lot of sense. Neither of the Time-Turners were at the Ministry when Harry broke every Time-Turner in existence it seems, so they couldn’t have been broken and the owners had them somewhere else to begin with. That’s why nobody knew that you could travel back in time years, not just hours, because the Ministry never came in possession of one until the Cursed Child.
      There’s my rant for the day. You may all go home now.

    • @kenzie__lynn
      @kenzie__lynn 5 лет назад +3

      YASSS I AGREE WITH YOU BOTH SO MUCH!!!

    • @RubyR13
      @RubyR13 5 лет назад +3

      I think one of the girls said that

  • @beatakan4054
    @beatakan4054 4 года назад +23

    Me: *sees Draco* *inhales* *screams* MARRY

    • @kaitlandoneill5512
      @kaitlandoneill5512 4 года назад +1

      My father will hear about this
      Draco Malfoy 💙💙💚

  • @wendypuljanowski3093
    @wendypuljanowski3093 6 лет назад +228

    OMG I NEVER EXPECTED THAT PERCY JACKSON REFERENCE
    #percyjackson
    Thanks so much! I never expected this many likes! IT BEATS MY RECORD OF 2! ( ^ ^ )

    • @ArtyGeek
      @ArtyGeek 6 лет назад +3

      Wendy Wave when!?!

    • @klkx
      @klkx 6 лет назад +8

      Arty Geek 9:21

    • @ArtyGeek
      @ArtyGeek 6 лет назад +4

      Katelyn thanks :)

    • @huffpuffgamer
      @huffpuffgamer 5 лет назад

      Haha same, I love that series as well as HP

    • @a.c.d.s
      @a.c.d.s 5 лет назад +1

      Yessssss #athenasquad

  • @alexaaa453
    @alexaaa453 6 лет назад +135

    ZIP ZAP ZOP THEATRE KIDS COME THROUGH

    • @piperc343
      @piperc343 6 лет назад +5

      Alexa Isabelle yassss! she said it and i was like yyyeess i loved playing that game for theater

    • @beomgles
      @beomgles 6 лет назад +4

      Lol I did this in my theatre class...I did *not* like it XD

    • @jill5681
      @jill5681 6 лет назад +2

      I remember playing that and I gasped when she said that

    • @matteahayn
      @matteahayn 6 лет назад +5

      It made my theater nerd heart so happy that she said that 💗💗

    • @countrystarkid
      @countrystarkid 6 лет назад +2

      I hate this game with a burning passion.

  • @doodle6381
    @doodle6381 3 года назад +8

    “I’m gonna kiss Cho right in front of Harry!”
    Harry: *cries in bisexual*

  • @nekothecat8418
    @nekothecat8418 5 лет назад +136

    dobby never wanted to kill, dobby only wanted to siriously ingure :)

  • @Josake.
    @Josake. 5 лет назад +484

    Hedwig, Dobby, and Umbridge.
    None of them are humans.

  • @kozmobearkat9422
    @kozmobearkat9422 4 года назад +54

    When they said they would crucio snape...
    “Why tho😟”..

  • @jaaaaaane
    @jaaaaaane 6 лет назад +34

    Honestly Brizzy’s reactions were so good lol 😂

  • @rileytaylor6602
    @rileytaylor6602 6 лет назад +17

    I FREAKING LOVE THEATRE KIDS... ZIP ZAP ZOP... I silently screamed/did that little shriek gasp thing that I do 😂

    • @corysauers803
      @corysauers803 6 лет назад +2

      Riley Taylor I did too! I got flashbacks lol

  • @wonkywhitedude5442
    @wonkywhitedude5442 4 года назад +85

    Marrying luna would be smarter-
    Wait, Im just gay

  • @michaelaizbored3897
    @michaelaizbored3897 6 лет назад +349

    *Gets a notification
    *Swipes it away
    Me: Wait... did I see the word Crucio...?
    *Checks notification
    *Sees Tessa Netting
    *Clicked so fast I almost dropped my iPod
    Edit: YEEEEEESSS!!!! I can’t believe she actually saw my comment!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @anonymoushaha6755
    @anonymoushaha6755 5 лет назад +45

    10:01
    you may now kiss the bride
    and that is the end of tessa

  • @muskankapoor2748
    @muskankapoor2748 4 года назад +12

    ‘Were not killing, were just tortureing’
    - tessa netting

  • @nebbs7552
    @nebbs7552 6 лет назад +68

    THE GOLDEN TRIO ARE BACK!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!
    Also Tessa I just wanted to say you make me feel so happy and awesome!!
    P.S IM GOING TO THE CURSED CHILD FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @tessanetting
      @tessanetting  6 лет назад +7

      AHHH HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!

    • @nebbs7552
      @nebbs7552 6 лет назад +3

      IN THERE RIGHT NOW!!! AND THANKS FOR THE HEART

    • @nebbs7552
      @nebbs7552 6 лет назад +3

      TESSA IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE SCORPIOUS SO FREAKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aniasunrise
    @aniasunrise 6 лет назад +37

    "Delete James Potter?"
    Lily was in the fase when she tought "I'm an independent woman i can do whatever i want SO NOW I'M GOMMA HAVE AN ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION"

  • @melturner9185
    @melturner9185 4 года назад +1

    I watched this video a thousand times just to hear “all together now! 123 CRUCIO!!!” I don’t know why I didn’t just go back a little bit so I didn’t have to watch the whole vid all over again. I am subscribed to all 3 of your channels and I am constantly looking for more “kiss marry crucio” vids by you 3 but I think I have watched them all. Keep being AWESOME ❤️💜🧡💛💚💙

  • @blackfiredragon5629
    @blackfiredragon5629 5 лет назад +38

    “Draco and I can have our apple”
    Me: “Omg I’m eating an apple!”

  • @sheranden
    @sheranden 6 лет назад +24

    AHHH MY FAVORITES BACK TOGETHER!!!

  • @otps8035
    @otps8035 3 года назад

    I love what Christine was saying at the end about Easter and horcruxes and the story of Harry potter's life.I LOVED this video! 😍

  • @ginnygingers
    @ginnygingers 5 лет назад +32

    I very much appreciate them talking about some of the Starkid versions of these characters xD

    • @ecchinysa8249
      @ecchinysa8249 5 лет назад +1

      I completely agree even months later

    • @genesis5927
      @genesis5927 5 лет назад +2

      i love the starkid versions of all the characters. even umbridge

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 лет назад +2

      Dude thinking about this from a Starkid perspective changes EVERYTHING.
      Like "Ew Umbridge" goes to "YES MAMA" and I'm afraid for my safety?
      And "I don't wanna marry Draco he's a butt" goes to "skskskssKSKSKS LAUREN-"

    • @genesis5927
      @genesis5927 5 лет назад

      Ayah13 so true

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 лет назад

      @@genesis5927 And like you can't crucio Snapeeeeee he's my boy!!
      And like I can't marry Voldemort or Quirrel because Quirrelmort must liVE ON-

  • @cosimar1770
    @cosimar1770 6 лет назад +10

    11:00 OMG Tessas laugh sounds exactly like Bellatrix breaking out of Askaban😂🖤

  • @Billy24Wiccan06
    @Billy24Wiccan06 Год назад +1

    This is the platinum trio ❤❤❤
    You cannot change my mind
    This is among my favourite videos
    Ravenclaws to the front 💙💙

  • @sophiepennie5440
    @sophiepennie5440 6 лет назад +185

    "I'm gonna delete James Potter"

    • @erindunbar9876
      @erindunbar9876 6 лет назад +1

      Tessa's reaction was hilarious
      *DELETE!?* 😆😂

    • @s.sh.ne.
      @s.sh.ne. 5 лет назад +7

      ...... Why would she do this? I love Jamie... He's my brother

    • @jumblemcpebbles8739
      @jumblemcpebbles8739 5 лет назад +8

      Harry: BOY NOT AGAIN

    • @sushiroll8525
      @sushiroll8525 5 лет назад +1

      -Voldemort, probably

    • @1o1a
      @1o1a 5 лет назад +1

      Sophie Pennie i hate James sm.

  • @mariaeguchi1533
    @mariaeguchi1533 6 лет назад +80

    7:09 We all would marry Tom Riddle

    • @selinawayne2750
      @selinawayne2750 6 лет назад +3

      Yep.

    • @monmunira1432
      @monmunira1432 5 лет назад +6

      Duda except me I guess...

    • @erindunbar9876
      @erindunbar9876 5 лет назад +1

      Ha I would marry Neville 😂

    • @lizagrodze9832
      @lizagrodze9832 5 лет назад +1

      Um yeah if he didn’t make a horcrux ,try to kill harry , posses ginny and murder his father saying it was his uncle
      By the way i am just saying why I wouldn’t i am not trying to be mean it’s just I wouldn’t want to have a murderer for a husband

    • @a.c.d.s
      @a.c.d.s 5 лет назад +1

      Nuh-uh-uh

  • @abjecthackneyedgame
    @abjecthackneyedgame 4 года назад +50

    “I’m gonna marry Fred”
    Me: no. He’s mine. Back off.

    • @ectoplasm1320
      @ectoplasm1320 3 года назад

      YES GET HIM GIRL! I GOT DIBS ON RON!!!

    • @cozzacsomf1314
      @cozzacsomf1314 3 года назад

      Me: im gonna give george some more lovin
      My friend: ESCUSE ME HE MINE

    • @spaghetti_sauce_alfredo
      @spaghetti_sauce_alfredo 3 года назад

      @@ectoplasm1320 I call Charlie

    • @beatriceretops
      @beatriceretops 3 года назад

      No. HE MY BOIIIIIII we can either share or duel and then both end up in the hospital wing :) your choice :)

  • @gabymidd2171
    @gabymidd2171 6 лет назад +4

    I laughed so hard at this!! Thank you for genuinely making me laugh!!

  • @tuddles_681
    @tuddles_681 5 лет назад +27

    The picture for Vernon tho 😂

  • @chixnvindalulu
    @chixnvindalulu 3 года назад +1

    Oh my god, I laughed so hard my insides hurt 🤣 that was the most amazing kiss marry or crucio I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I couldn’t stop laughing!!

  • @ME-fm8md
    @ME-fm8md 5 лет назад +172

    Well, I'd marry Snape.
    At least he would be faithful to me.
    Always.

  • @brainpowerhill7228
    @brainpowerhill7228 5 лет назад +19

    *Aw*, love chillin' with my fellow Eagles!
    CLAW FOR LIFE!

  • @zoeplayz6853
    @zoeplayz6853 4 года назад +7

    For the Fred, Friends, and Dementor we should call this game, Kiss, Marry, Expecto Patronum. Lol

  • @HarryPotter-ej4ze
    @HarryPotter-ej4ze 5 лет назад +74

    Ron wasn’t happy when I said kiss hermione crucio Ron and mary myself. Hermione got annoyed and begin her long line and laugh because of Ron’s face

    • @mgiarrat9
      @mgiarrat9 4 года назад +5

      Mia Young no he is Harry pottah my father will hear about this

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 года назад +3

      @@mgiarrat9 Aha Another Malfoy!
      I know exactly in which house u belong!
      ...
      HUFFLEPUFF!

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 года назад +2

      @Mia Young Yeah there r times PoTtAh would do the first one and 1 minute later he would do the other one🤦‍♀️😂
      That's a pretty weird hairy wizard😂❤

    • @mgiarrat9
      @mgiarrat9 4 года назад +2

      Bleta Suka #DA boi D:

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 года назад +1

      @@mgiarrat9 ? Have I said something wrong?😰

  • @andersenquinn2228
    @andersenquinn2228 5 лет назад +19

    Finally someone knows Percy Jackson the book I hope!

  • @kunakuna5473
    @kunakuna5473 3 года назад +3

    Random head canon: Lucius bleached his hair, and little Draco saw him doing it so he did it as well and they both got yelled at by Narcissa but they convinced her to bleach portions of her hair as well.

  • @twinzmama108
    @twinzmama108 5 лет назад +163

    *Says Draco Malfoy*
    Me *Screaming*: MARRY

  • @madysontheslytherin3628
    @madysontheslytherin3628 5 лет назад +78

    11:02 Marry:Draco DUH! Kiss:Bellatrix Crucio:BLOODY BARON (Draco is hot as hell ok)

  • @annabelm2250
    @annabelm2250 4 года назад +2

    Omg this video is a gift.💗 I have not laughed this much since quarantine started.

  • @mandm0121
    @mandm0121 6 лет назад +61

    Hey Tessa ! I am in my 7th and final year at Hogwarts and I love your videos.

    • @mandm0121
      @mandm0121 6 лет назад +3

      Omg Tessa Highlighted this tho!

    • @maia1621
      @maia1621 6 лет назад +2

      I am in the first year))

    • @chocolatecake6434
      @chocolatecake6434 6 лет назад +2

      I’m in 2nd year

    • @carina_t
      @carina_t 6 лет назад

      I'll be starting my first year next year at ilvermorny!😀

    • @iirxindrop8691
      @iirxindrop8691 6 лет назад

      I’ll be starting my first year soon! I’m sooo excited to finally start learning proper magic!

  • @iinarwhalii633
    @iinarwhalii633 5 лет назад +24

    0:41 brizzy sounds like Jake form the shinning
    I’m not gonna hurt you I’m just gonna bash your head in

  • @Haley0822
    @Haley0822 4 года назад +1

    I live for Christine’s chaotic energy and jokes 🤣

  • @jess1693
    @jess1693 6 лет назад +245

    Tom Riddle is the hottest character anyway, both books and movies.

  • @solcarlosofficial
    @solcarlosofficial 6 лет назад +21

    Christine should come to the podcast and talk about Percy Jackson

  • @ellakenny6026
    @ellakenny6026 3 года назад +1

    Brizzy, Tessa and Christine = golden trio 💙

  • @marlamim7563
    @marlamim7563 6 лет назад +66

    Love this video
    There ain’t no cupcake in that moustache

  • @marlinwolfe9359
    @marlinwolfe9359 5 лет назад +28

    Can we just talk about brizzy’s eyebrow game 6:46 like... 🔥❤️

  • @E_FoxSnowspirit
    @E_FoxSnowspirit 4 года назад +31

    Are we just gonna ignore that they're all marrying their head of house?!?!

  • @jolupinbrekker
    @jolupinbrekker 5 лет назад +112

    I would have marry James Potter 🤷🏻‍♀️ (don’t come at me it’s just my opinion)
    I LOVED THAT PERCY JACKSON REFERENCE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 лет назад +7

      Josefa Sepúlveda PERCY JACKSON IS LIFE

    • @aepchelseys5053
      @aepchelseys5053 5 лет назад +4

      Sameeee I loveeeeee the Percy Jackson series

    • @ratticusthewinion
      @ratticusthewinion 5 лет назад +3

      PJO IS MY LIFE AND SOUL!

    • @gillybuckley4274
      @gillybuckley4274 5 лет назад +1

      I have to crucio James because I think that he is a complete prat and that's because Severus is my fav character and James was horrid to him for no good reason.

    • @olea3528
      @olea3528 5 лет назад

      I would marry James, but only after he stopped bullying Snape.

  • @filoSOFIAmae
    @filoSOFIAmae 5 лет назад +34

    Christine marrying Percy because he's same name with Percy Jackson .... that's my logic 😆😁

  • @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347
    @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347 4 года назад

    Luv you my fellow Ravenclaw trio! Christine is SO spunky!

  • @lexi5345
    @lexi5345 6 лет назад +54

    Yay I love these types of videos!