KISS, MARRY, CRUCIO! (Harry Potter Kiss/Marry/Kill) ft. Brizzy Voices + Christine Riccio

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024

Комментарии • 3,8 тыс.

  • @tessanetting
    @tessanetting  5 лет назад +1790

    Hi starfish!! In this video I was REUINTED with my fellow Ravenclaws Brizzy and Christine to play one of my favorite games KILL MARRY CRUCIO!!! If you like when I play this game on my channel give this video a thumbs UP so I know. Also make sure you check out all of our channels to watch ALL THREE HARRY POTTER COLLABS! I always have a blast when I'm with these girls. OKAY THAT'S IT FOR NOW LOVE U GUYS

    • @enchantunes9493
      @enchantunes9493 5 лет назад +12

      Oh well I am a proud starfish and love when you play this games😂

    • @kyn0mr
      @kyn0mr 5 лет назад +5

      When are u going to react to the harry potter jokes ur felo starfish sent u😊🤔?

    • @dannymclean2558
      @dannymclean2558 5 лет назад +5

      Hi Tessa!

    • @nilozdil1590
      @nilozdil1590 5 лет назад +5

      Hi Mama Starfish 👋 I luv u

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv 5 лет назад +24

      KILL? Isn't it kiss? Srry I'm also a raven

  • @themelodystar4286
    @themelodystar4286 5 лет назад +2385

    8:49 "Marry Lucius for his money!" Brizzy, there's so much Slytherin in you.

    • @jot9192
      @jot9192 5 лет назад +25

      Joi Lin samee omg i love draco♥️

    • @b4y1s
      @b4y1s 5 лет назад +20

      Joi Lin You would be the mother of Draco

    • @celerystick8011
      @celerystick8011 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @witchf4ce310
      @witchf4ce310 5 лет назад +12

      J&N Gaming and More! Gryffindor and Slytherin overlap the most tho, both competitive and cunning. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff really only have loyalty in common but Slytherin are also loyal to people who deserve it

    • @assassinsgames6721
      @assassinsgames6721 5 лет назад +1

      Maria C aren’t they en

  • @farahseverydaychannel820
    @farahseverydaychannel820 5 лет назад +552

    *Tessa talking about Sirius
    No One:
    Literally nobody:
    Tessa: What if he just goes off on his dog adventures
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @yessewesse
      @yessewesse 4 года назад +13

      Sirius would be my pet dog. I love doggies!! And I think he would be good friends with my other dog

  • @blobfishbeans
    @blobfishbeans 4 года назад +296

    “I WANNA MARRY ARTHUR AND SHOW HIM THE MUGGLE WORLD” Tessa being wholesome 24/7 (except when she tortured people ig)

    • @cozzacsomf1314
      @cozzacsomf1314 3 года назад +11

      Tessa: I CAN SHOW YOU DA WORLD

    • @ad_1926
      @ad_1926 2 года назад +1

      I choose Arthur too
      He is nice

  • @allysondouglas5049
    @allysondouglas5049 4 года назад +97

    "Gèt øûttå mãh šwämp Hārrÿ"
    -Tessa Netting 2019

  • @yo840
    @yo840 5 лет назад +769

    “Maybe I’ll marry Hagrid, and we’ll live together in the swamp”
    -Tessa Netting

  • @vika7388
    @vika7388 5 лет назад +188

    Tessa: "Well I dated a lot of guys that were gay so.." :D *I DiEd*

  • @potatosack7492
    @potatosack7492 3 года назад +129

    "When it's Easter, we'll hide the horcruxes and then our kids would find them like eggs. And then when they find 'em, he'll be like "You forgot one!". He'll be like "This is the story of my life"." I am dead 😂

    • @justmaya7634
      @justmaya7634 3 года назад +7

      I absolutely lost it 💀💀💀

  • @its_just_cee1126
    @its_just_cee1126 4 года назад +104

    Imagine yelling at a couch for like 20minutes and you just see him walk in the door with the groceries and you just feel like o-o

  • @zuzuzuzuzuzuz3900
    @zuzuzuzuzuzuz3900 5 лет назад +465

    “Marry Lucius for his money.”
    😂😂😂
    “Secretly cut it while he’s sleeping.”
    😂😂😂
    Sometimes there’s so much slytherin in you but hey, we’re all Ravenclaws here. 😂😂😂

  • @celerystick8011
    @celerystick8011 5 лет назад +305

    "WHATRE YEH DOIN' IN MY SWAMP, HARRY?!"

  • @samg1027
    @samg1027 3 года назад +62

    Sirius: Nevilles parents suffered something worse than death
    Harry: They got expelled
    Sirius:W-what?
    Harry: Sorry I live with Hermione

    • @alanaiveson195
      @alanaiveson195 2 года назад +6

      Lol that's true, "now, if u two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of u come up with another idea to get US KILLED, OR WORSE, EXPELLED!!!!!"

  • @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347
    @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347 4 года назад +44

    Tessa: And the frosting will get in his mustache!
    Brizzy: wHy aRe wE vIsIOnIng tHiS?!?!
    Christine: hehe

  • @kennedyrose6020
    @kennedyrose6020 4 года назад +281

    “And be like, remember that time I stole your girl?”
    And Harry be like
    “Oh... yeah. Good times.”

  • @azula7684
    @azula7684 5 лет назад +367

    “WhAt ArE yA dOiNg In Ma SwAmP hArRy”

  • @adyoasharoy891
    @adyoasharoy891 4 года назад +29

    They’re gonna find all of them and Harry’s gonna be like “you forgot one”
    I’m already laughing my heart out.

  • @gabshickey9743
    @gabshickey9743 4 года назад +24

    1:46 “I just think of Joe when I think of Snape”
    I felt that 🤣
    Also
    3:03 “and your just a couch!” Is now my favorite insult

  • @robbieistired
    @robbieistired 5 лет назад +378

    Tessa Netting has so much Bi energy in this video
    "I'm gonna end up marrying Harry and at one point be like 'Hey remember when I stole your girl' "

  • @susanthatsme9776
    @susanthatsme9776 4 года назад +430

    “James ; the bully”
    “Dumbledore, Albus because there are so many of them right now”
    “I’m gonna delete James”

  • @funnyferret7954
    @funnyferret7954 4 года назад +442

    I would torture Luscious until he told me his hair conditioner 🤣

  • @Matt-zp8cw
    @Matt-zp8cw 4 года назад +49

    Brizzy: "Marrying Lucius for his money!"
    Me: "Marrying Rita Skeeter for her dress sense!"
    😍😍😂😂

  • @cc_ravenclawhogwarts8825
    @cc_ravenclawhogwarts8825 4 года назад +423

    Voldemort: Crucio
    Hot Tom Riddle: Oh heck yeah I’m marrying him💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 года назад +17

      OOF!
      Logic I'm coming to your funeral...😩🤦‍♀️😂

    • @lspodcast11
      @lspodcast11 3 года назад +3

      Lol I’m gryfndoor

    • @sam_miii
      @sam_miii 3 года назад +1

      @@lspodcast11 I’m a slytherin

    • @meepmorpmi
      @meepmorpmi 3 года назад

      @@lspodcast11 I’m a ravenclaw

    • @lspodcast11
      @lspodcast11 3 года назад +2

      @@meepmorpmi cool luna is my favourite character

  • @marahc5252
    @marahc5252 5 лет назад +500

    When Brizzy said “I wanna marry Fluer so I can kiss her all the time” I felt that

  • @bayblademaster1023
    @bayblademaster1023 4 года назад +98

    When you got Draco I'm like
    "WELP DRACO TIME TO GET MARRIED"

  • @sunnygao1886
    @sunnygao1886 4 года назад +18

    "I know who I'm crucio-ing! SnApPe!"
    -Christine

  • @oxxylooxxy5079
    @oxxylooxxy5079 4 года назад +271

    *"WhAt YoU dOiNg In My SwAmP hArRy!?"*
    -Tessa

  • @theravenclaweasley2322
    @theravenclaweasley2322 5 лет назад +384

    Yaaasss I'm a ravenclaw too!
    Tessa reminds me of luna though. Who agrees!

  • @etherealsoliloquy
    @etherealsoliloquy 4 года назад +6

    Brizzy crushing on Fleur gives me life 😂😂

  • @Athena_142
    @Athena_142 3 года назад +19

    *Harry raises his hand* Umbridge: "Yes Potter?" Harry: "Why is ravenclaw's symbol an eagle?" Umbridge: "Well Mr Potter, what else would it be?" Harry: "I don't know... maybe a Raven???"

  • @zannulti
    @zannulti 5 лет назад +266

    Brizzy: I'll crucio Hagrid
    Me: *Time for a criminal spree*

  • @polandbananasBOOKS
    @polandbananasBOOKS 5 лет назад +1241

    LMAO THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN

    • @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853
      @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853 5 лет назад +4

      Hiiiii I'm such a fan

    • @gachalifeshortfilms2166
      @gachalifeshortfilms2166 5 лет назад +5

      @@svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853 Just the Random side of You...

    • @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853
      @svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853 5 лет назад +4

      @@gachalifeshortfilms2166 Idk how 2 reply 2 that.... Thanks, I guess?

    • @lillianmanuel4956
      @lillianmanuel4956 5 лет назад +4

      I totally get you with the Percy thing! 😂 I'm a Percy Jackson fangirl too!

    • @Allymai_
      @Allymai_ 5 лет назад +2

      I can't believe you managed to get a Twilight reference in there! I should never have doubted you.

  • @beatakan4054
    @beatakan4054 4 года назад +23

    Me: *sees Draco* *inhales* *screams* MARRY

    • @kaitlandoneill5512
      @kaitlandoneill5512 3 года назад +1

      My father will hear about this
      Draco Malfoy 💙💙💚

  • @Maya-bu3bn
    @Maya-bu3bn 4 года назад +12

    Dumbledore: a fashion icon

  • @yesoryeseo
    @yesoryeseo 4 года назад +715

    “I’d date Bellatrix in my *wild stage* of college.”
    - Christine 2019

    • @annabethchasesimp6816
      @annabethchasesimp6816 4 года назад +8

      ᗰ ᗴ ᒪ ᒪ O ᗯ tbh me too

    • @yesoryeseo
      @yesoryeseo 4 года назад +7

      @@annabethchasesimp6816 Lmao

    • @troublemaker833
      @troublemaker833 4 года назад +13

      Wouldn’t we all though?!

    • @yesoryeseo
      @yesoryeseo 4 года назад +6

      @@troublemaker833 XD yesss

    • @1977.m
      @1977.m 4 года назад +7

      @@yesoryeseo i'd tell her not to kill sirius, then cheat on her with him (that a joke)

  • @Fairytale_cos
    @Fairytale_cos 4 года назад +1140

    Brizzy: Marry Lucius for his money
    Christine:than cut his hair while he’s sleeping
    Me: are you sure your both Ravenclaw that sounds very slytherin to me

    • @ich_marc_mein_golf
      @ich_marc_mein_golf 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @lizziephobic
      @lizziephobic 4 года назад +3

      Aaliyah Nahiam r/wooosh

    • @seanlua
      @seanlua 4 года назад +26

      they're looking at this the smart way...

    • @likeavillainnn
      @likeavillainnn 4 года назад +18

      they’re slytherclaws! :O lmao (i’m a slytherclaw too)

    • @foxslife6612
      @foxslife6612 4 года назад +8

      they're slytherclaws now

  • @kozmobearkat9422
    @kozmobearkat9422 4 года назад +54

    When they said they would crucio snape...
    “Why tho😟”..

  • @doodle6381
    @doodle6381 3 года назад +8

    “I’m gonna kiss Cho right in front of Harry!”
    Harry: *cries in bisexual*

  • @TheFireyNix
    @TheFireyNix 5 лет назад +174

    "I"ll marry percy cause he's like Percy Jackson ( :D )" "YoU'd MARRY Him FoR HiS NamE"

    • @MarryFernadez
      @MarryFernadez 4 года назад +6

      KrazyKat6177 -_- I thought I was the only one who had thought that

    • @madi.5017
      @madi.5017 4 года назад

      Vending Machine Man don’t diss molly like that

    • @vendingmachine907
      @vendingmachine907 4 года назад

      @@madi.5017 What do you mean

  • @mckennaschilling
    @mckennaschilling 5 лет назад +115

    “IN THE SWAMP?” “WHAT SWAMP?” 😂😂😂

    • @keegan6448
      @keegan6448 5 лет назад +4

      •McKenna The Weirdo• WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP HARRY

    • @girlycanttalk2026
      @girlycanttalk2026 4 года назад

      @@keegan6448 You are a wizard harry. Its a blizzard harry! EDDIE IZZARD HARRY!!

    • @sarahwhitton2598
      @sarahwhitton2598 4 года назад

      WAIT I JUST HAD A RANDOM PICTURE IN MY HEAD. SO HAGRID AS SHREK RIGHT, BUT HARRY AS DONKEY AND FIONA IS THE HEADMASTER OF BEAXBATONS.

    • @slavicakocirova5005
      @slavicakocirova5005 3 года назад

      Welcome to Hagrid in a nutshell-

  • @Lootfear
    @Lootfear 3 года назад +3

    This is in fact one of the funniest videos I have watched in my entire life.

  • @muskankapoor2748
    @muskankapoor2748 3 года назад +12

    ‘Were not killing, were just tortureing’
    - tessa netting

  • @leanneromanova
    @leanneromanova 4 года назад +624

    *Born a Muggle*
    *Marries Arthur Weasley*
    Tessa: “I cAn ShOw YoU tHe WoRlDdD”
    *Update: because many of y’all can’t take i fucking joke i changed it. Not all jokes HAVE to be grammatically correct.*

    • @Matt-zp8cw
      @Matt-zp8cw 4 года назад +16

      TESSA BUYS A FLYING CARPET FROM ALI BASHIR AND SHOWS HIM THE WORLD!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidryan5067
      @davidryan5067 4 года назад +4

      YASSSS QUEEN

    • @enyabiju5100
      @enyabiju5100 4 года назад +6

      Watch your grammar and spelling
      Sorry my Ravenclaw instincts 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @leanneromanova
      @leanneromanova 4 года назад +3

      Sreeja Thomas i don’t have to watch anything thank you. Im 18, i know grammar. It was just meant to be a funny comment.

    • @twentyeight602
      @twentyeight602 4 года назад +5

      @@leanneromanova I'm*

  • @cocoblack6877
    @cocoblack6877 5 лет назад +548

    Tessa: I’m going to marry the dementor and become the queen of darkness.
    Brizzy: You’ll never be happy again!
    Me: I was never happy to begin with!

    • @gillybuckley4274
      @gillybuckley4274 5 лет назад +11

      Life is so depressing, isn't it?

    • @pwip8911
      @pwip8911 4 года назад +3

      I was so happy that it was Christmas but now I feel a bit depressed because of this comment.🎅-🙀

    • @madelinegaudet4674
      @madelinegaudet4674 4 года назад +2

      I can relate. This is great. 😆

    • @ShotoTodoroki-go6dp
      @ShotoTodoroki-go6dp 4 года назад +1

      Life is hard

    • @d3ad_ro0ster
      @d3ad_ro0ster 4 года назад +2

      That's my dream goal

  • @wonkywhitedude5442
    @wonkywhitedude5442 4 года назад +85

    Marrying luna would be smarter-
    Wait, Im just gay

  • @kunakuna5473
    @kunakuna5473 3 года назад +3

    Random head canon: Lucius bleached his hair, and little Draco saw him doing it so he did it as well and they both got yelled at by Narcissa but they convinced her to bleach portions of her hair as well.

  • @Ziggywooo
    @Ziggywooo 4 года назад +87

    “aLL dEeSe WEAslY baBiEs”
    - Tessa Netting

  • @ckd5740
    @ckd5740 5 лет назад +123

    "Vernon's an assface"
    "and he has no neck"
    I love this trio so much!

  • @abjecthackneyedgame
    @abjecthackneyedgame 4 года назад +50

    “I’m gonna marry Fred”
    Me: no. He’s mine. Back off.

    • @ectoplasm1320
      @ectoplasm1320 3 года назад

      YES GET HIM GIRL! I GOT DIBS ON RON!!!

    • @cozzacsomf1314
      @cozzacsomf1314 3 года назад

      Me: im gonna give george some more lovin
      My friend: ESCUSE ME HE MINE

    • @spaghetti_sauce_alfredo
      @spaghetti_sauce_alfredo 3 года назад

      @@ectoplasm1320 I call Charlie

    • @beatriceretops
      @beatriceretops 2 года назад

      No. HE MY BOIIIIIII we can either share or duel and then both end up in the hospital wing :) your choice :)

  • @youknowmybff1738
    @youknowmybff1738 3 года назад +8

    “Hermione can take it”
    Me: Hagrid is a half giant... he can also take it

  • @Username38472
    @Username38472 5 лет назад +73

    13:53
    Brizzy:"I wanna marry Fleur,so I can kiss her all the time"
    Me:"This girl is too smart,too Ravenclaw!"
    😂
    (what a nice thing🥰😚☺️)

  • @kung-tenghuang8144
    @kung-tenghuang8144 5 лет назад +662

    But if you kiss the Bloody Baron...
    *You'd go right through him*

  • @birtebosel9213
    @birtebosel9213 4 года назад +18

    4:12
    Goyle, Flitwick, Vernon
    Me: *Crucio, crucio, crucio!*
    Sorry xD

  • @wolveshowl2149
    @wolveshowl2149 5 лет назад +229

    Brizzy: I’m gonna marry Neville
    Me: BACK OFF MY MAN!
    😂

  • @jj-yb8ny
    @jj-yb8ny 5 лет назад +106

    ,,We aren't killing,we are just torturing them"
    ,,I wanna marry Artur and I can show him the Muggle World!"
    ,,Kissing cupcake sounds good"

  • @zoeplayz6853
    @zoeplayz6853 4 года назад +7

    For the Fred, Friends, and Dementor we should call this game, Kiss, Marry, Expecto Patronum. Lol

  • @noiralestrange782
    @noiralestrange782 4 года назад +23

    fleur|Albus|James?
    Crucio: Albus
    Kiss: James
    Married: Fleur

    • @m.syauqiabdurahman2798
      @m.syauqiabdurahman2798 4 года назад +1

      Me = Luna | Slughorn | Sirius
      Crucio = Slughorn
      Kiss = Sirius
      Marry =Luna .

    • @stelladeluca1060
      @stelladeluca1060 4 года назад

      Wait if she was part veela would she turn into a less mean bird monster???

  • @meredithclark6580
    @meredithclark6580 5 лет назад +631

    My number one thing against Fudge
    HE HIRED UMBRIDGE

    • @gillybuckley4274
      @gillybuckley4274 5 лет назад +25

      I would crucio wide mouth frog aka Umbridge and then brutally murder her. Heck, my phone wallpaper is 'keep calm and kill Umbridge'.

    • @kenzie__lynn
      @kenzie__lynn 5 лет назад +7

      OMG!!!!!! Tessa that's the one thing I don't like about him

    • @Nikki-ux9ib
      @Nikki-ux9ib 5 лет назад +10

      THAT IS WHY I THINK HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINISTER! HERMIONE DOES A MUCH BETTER JOB!
      Yes, I do love the Cursed Child and I would save it from a burning building. I don’t care what you say. Scorpius is my child. If you think about the plot of the book, it actually makes a lot of sense. Neither of the Time-Turners were at the Ministry when Harry broke every Time-Turner in existence it seems, so they couldn’t have been broken and the owners had them somewhere else to begin with. That’s why nobody knew that you could travel back in time years, not just hours, because the Ministry never came in possession of one until the Cursed Child.
      There’s my rant for the day. You may all go home now.

    • @kenzie__lynn
      @kenzie__lynn 5 лет назад +3

      YASSS I AGREE WITH YOU BOTH SO MUCH!!!

    • @RubyR13
      @RubyR13 5 лет назад +3

      I think one of the girls said that

  • @moonx698
    @moonx698 4 года назад +110

    Brizzy while Tessa's explaining how she's gonna kiss Cho.
    "Wangoballwime?"

    • @tlyke
      @tlyke 3 года назад +8

      Only people who read the books understand

    • @jedorspas7725
      @jedorspas7725 3 года назад +1

      @@tlyke ikr

  • @picklegt9160
    @picklegt9160 4 года назад +26

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even single soul:
    Me: Whatching because wants to know if the crucio bellatrix.... ( Bellatrix is the best! )
    Anyone else slytherin here?? 🐍🐍🐍

  • @latexwhistledown342
    @latexwhistledown342 3 года назад +2

    Christine riccio: **casts crucio on buckbeak**
    Buckbeak: “do you wanna die?”

  • @Josake.
    @Josake. 5 лет назад +484

    Hedwig, Dobby, and Umbridge.
    None of them are humans.

  • @taylor684
    @taylor684 5 лет назад +99

    “For Easter, we’ll hide horcruxes around the house, fake ones. They’ll have to find them like eggs”
    “And then he’ll be like ‘You forgot one!’”
    I love you guys so much lol😂

  • @Haley0822
    @Haley0822 4 года назад +1

    I live for Christine’s chaotic energy and jokes 🤣

  • @elleelizabeth4199
    @elleelizabeth4199 3 года назад +1

    Why is noboy talking abt the end when Christine was like "And on Easter we'll have our kids hunt for fake horcruxes like Easter Eggs" and the Teesa was like "And then you'll be like 'You forgot oneee'" that was the funniest stuff ever!!!

  • @wendypuljanowski3093
    @wendypuljanowski3093 5 лет назад +228

    OMG I NEVER EXPECTED THAT PERCY JACKSON REFERENCE
    #percyjackson
    Thanks so much! I never expected this many likes! IT BEATS MY RECORD OF 2! ( ^ ^ )

    • @ArtyGeek
      @ArtyGeek 5 лет назад +3

      Wendy Wave when!?!

    • @klkx
      @klkx 5 лет назад +8

      Arty Geek 9:21

    • @ArtyGeek
      @ArtyGeek 5 лет назад +4

      Katelyn thanks :)

    • @huffpuffgamer
      @huffpuffgamer 5 лет назад

      Haha same, I love that series as well as HP

    • @a.c.d.s
      @a.c.d.s 5 лет назад +1

      Yessssss #athenasquad

  • @sinister4388
    @sinister4388 3 года назад +1

    When tessa said i love him voldemort. I was like me too me too me too 🤣

  • @hufflepuffgirl867
    @hufflepuffgirl867 4 года назад +1

    I love Tessa’s laugh 😂❤️

  • @Percy_Of_The_Sea
    @Percy_Of_The_Sea 5 лет назад +40

    Tessa: "I feel like I have to marry Draco because of my hair!"
    Oh, Tes... You look like you could be related because of your hair. XD
    I loved this so much!

  • @emmaslife8248
    @emmaslife8248 5 лет назад +60

    Tessa would do an awesome Luna cosplay

  • @CountryGirl1507
    @CountryGirl1507 3 года назад +4

    Brizzy: "I'm not gunna kill you, I'm just going to hurt you"
    Me: OMG, she's the joker from suicide squad!!!

  • @otps8035
    @otps8035 3 года назад

    I love what Christine was saying at the end about Easter and horcruxes and the story of Harry potter's life.I LOVED this video! 😍

  • @tuddles_681
    @tuddles_681 4 года назад +27

    The picture for Vernon tho 😂

  • @blackfiredragon5629
    @blackfiredragon5629 5 лет назад +38

    “Draco and I can have our apple”
    Me: “Omg I’m eating an apple!”

  • @ellakenny6026
    @ellakenny6026 3 года назад +1

    Brizzy, Tessa and Christine = golden trio 💙

  • @realbutterfliesareblue7830
    @realbutterfliesareblue7830 3 года назад +2

    “ yeah like ill play with his hair and then cut it off while he’s sleeping” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexaaa453
    @alexaaa453 5 лет назад +135

    ZIP ZAP ZOP THEATRE KIDS COME THROUGH

    • @piperc343
      @piperc343 5 лет назад +5

      Alexa Isabelle yassss! she said it and i was like yyyeess i loved playing that game for theater

    • @beomgles
      @beomgles 5 лет назад +4

      Lol I did this in my theatre class...I did *not* like it XD

    • @jill5681
      @jill5681 5 лет назад +2

      I remember playing that and I gasped when she said that

    • @matteahayn
      @matteahayn 5 лет назад +5

      It made my theater nerd heart so happy that she said that 💗💗

    • @countrystarkid
      @countrystarkid 5 лет назад +2

      I hate this game with a burning passion.

  • @nekothecat8418
    @nekothecat8418 5 лет назад +137

    dobby never wanted to kill, dobby only wanted to siriously ingure :)

  • @melturner9185
    @melturner9185 4 года назад +1

    I watched this video a thousand times just to hear “all together now! 123 CRUCIO!!!” I don’t know why I didn’t just go back a little bit so I didn’t have to watch the whole vid all over again. I am subscribed to all 3 of your channels and I am constantly looking for more “kiss marry crucio” vids by you 3 but I think I have watched them all. Keep being AWESOME ❤️💜🧡💛💚💙

  • @jesssilver4244
    @jesssilver4244 3 года назад

    I literally did that thing where you spit your drink out of your mouth with laughter when Tessa said “I’ve dated a lot of guys who were gay”

  • @anonymoushaha6755
    @anonymoushaha6755 5 лет назад +45

    10:01
    you may now kiss the bride
    and that is the end of tessa

  • @jaaaaaane
    @jaaaaaane 5 лет назад +34

    Honestly Brizzy’s reactions were so good lol 😂

  • @annabelm2250
    @annabelm2250 4 года назад +2

    Omg this video is a gift.💗 I have not laughed this much since quarantine started.

  • @ectoplasm1320
    @ectoplasm1320 3 года назад +2

    " WhAt ArE yOu DoInG iN mY sWaMp HaRrY!!!!! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Imaboostedapemonkey
    @Imaboostedapemonkey 5 лет назад +179

    I'm a Hufflepuff! Just found out on Pottermore! 😃 Edit: Thank you all for the warm welcome, I will definitely be staying here 😄

    • @glyphisonline
      @glyphisonline 5 лет назад +12

      Welcome to the club! 💛🖤💛🖤

    • @clairelolyeah
      @clairelolyeah 5 лет назад +13

      Bronzez Never Win YAY HUFFLEPUFFS UNITE!

    • @halfpuffprince5233
      @halfpuffprince5233 5 лет назад +9

      WELCOME!!

    • @emmaslife8248
      @emmaslife8248 5 лет назад +3

      Bronzez Never Win
      Same

    • @zeeSweet
      @zeeSweet 5 лет назад +7

      Hufflepuffs unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛

  • @aniasunrise
    @aniasunrise 5 лет назад +37

    "Delete James Potter?"
    Lily was in the fase when she tought "I'm an independent woman i can do whatever i want SO NOW I'M GOMMA HAVE AN ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION"

  • @Billy24Wiccan06
    @Billy24Wiccan06 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is the platinum trio ❤❤❤
    You cannot change my mind
    This is among my favourite videos
    Ravenclaws to the front 💙💙

  • @isitfridayyet6330
    @isitfridayyet6330 4 года назад +5

    13:25 in the video I would crucio Dumbles (sorry), kiss Fleur, marry James, and cheat on him with Sirius XD

    • @nauriss34
      @nauriss34 4 года назад

      Why would you crucio me........ I am to old.....If that hit me I will die...😫

    • @nauriss34
      @nauriss34 4 года назад

      YOU would crucio me.....? I am to old... If this curse hit me I will die!

    • @isitfridayyet6330
      @isitfridayyet6330 4 года назад +1

      @@nauriss34 Yup! And YOU are a meddling conniving lying old piece of veela dung (do veelas even poop?) who can't keep his fat nose out of people's cards but refuses to reveal his own. *mumbles* old coot.
      This is, of course, directed to the actual fictional Dumblefrick and tbh possibly any irl person who honest to goodness loves Albie enough to give him a RUclips channel. If you did it for a joke that's okay tho.
      And also James is hot and Sirius is hotter, I meant every word I said.

    • @isitfridayyet6330
      @isitfridayyet6330 4 года назад +1

      @@nauriss34 Also you're a ducking professor and you use the wrong to/two/too? Yeah, clearly you are getting **too** old. 😑

    • @nauriss34
      @nauriss34 4 года назад

      @@isitfridayyet6330 yEs that's the true.....

  • @ME-fm8md
    @ME-fm8md 5 лет назад +171

    Well, I'd marry Snape.
    At least he would be faithful to me.
    Always.

  • @madysontheslytherin3628
    @madysontheslytherin3628 5 лет назад +78

    11:02 Marry:Draco DUH! Kiss:Bellatrix Crucio:BLOODY BARON (Draco is hot as hell ok)

  • @chixnvindalulu
    @chixnvindalulu 2 года назад +1

    Oh my god, I laughed so hard my insides hurt 🤣 that was the most amazing kiss marry or crucio I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I couldn’t stop laughing!!

  • @itzcookiecream6843
    @itzcookiecream6843 3 года назад +1

    Bro the Horcrux hunting for Easter though that got me
    😭💀

  • @cosimar1770
    @cosimar1770 5 лет назад +10

    11:00 OMG Tessas laugh sounds exactly like Bellatrix breaking out of Askaban😂🖤

  • @rileytaylor6602
    @rileytaylor6602 5 лет назад +17

    I FREAKING LOVE THEATRE KIDS... ZIP ZAP ZOP... I silently screamed/did that little shriek gasp thing that I do 😂

    • @corysauers803
      @corysauers803 5 лет назад +2

      Riley Taylor I did too! I got flashbacks lol

  • @soup_brownie4658
    @soup_brownie4658 4 года назад +4

    WhAt aRe YoU dOiNg iN My sWaMp HaRrY
    I’m weeezing aaaah 🤣

  • @Haley0822
    @Haley0822 2 года назад

    Omg you guys need to do more vids with Christine she’s the only one who can match your chaos 🤣

  • @filoSOFIAmae
    @filoSOFIAmae 5 лет назад +34

    Christine marrying Percy because he's same name with Percy Jackson .... that's my logic 😆😁

  • @twinzmama108
    @twinzmama108 5 лет назад +163

    *Says Draco Malfoy*
    Me *Screaming*: MARRY

  • @songswithsam473
    @songswithsam473 3 года назад +4

    “Buckbeak!” “eW” LOL LMAO

  • @oliveia9843
    @oliveia9843 3 года назад +1

    Is it just me that loves Tessa’s hair in this!!!
    My fellow Ravenclaws 💙💙💙

  • @michaelaizbored3897
    @michaelaizbored3897 5 лет назад +349

    *Gets a notification
    *Swipes it away
    Me: Wait... did I see the word Crucio...?
    *Checks notification
    *Sees Tessa Netting
    *Clicked so fast I almost dropped my iPod
    Edit: YEEEEEESSS!!!! I can’t believe she actually saw my comment!!!!!!!!!!!