came back after a year to see how much has changed. Edit : came back another year just to see valorant from 2 years ago Edit : wtf has valorant become???????3 years later Edit #2: i asked my dad how is his relationship with mom. He said "Valorant" and i understood. It was chaotic and volatile
@@Nick-fr1wb you know that the pattern is in case rng ? you have to go down for sure but every time it randoms start left or right. so you go down then left or right depending on how it started....
Because it is not overwhelmed by old and rotten memes all over the place even where you do not need them, just actual good gameplay with on point memes
Lone Coyote was the first one (definitely not the person who invented it) to make actual good League (and now valorant) .exe videos and then a bunch of channels popped up doing cheap unfunny knock off versions
“GET OUT OF MY WAY!” “I, AM THE HUNTER!” “You should run.. (:” “FIRE IN THE HOLE!” / “Here comes my masterpiece! :D” “You want to play? Let’s play. 😈” “HOY! I’m pissed” Kay/O: _Have you guys heard about… _*_E_*_ ?_ @@skullyboyyt007
I feel like valorant should give a reward for completing the course. Maybe an exclusive skin or something, one that can't be bought. Of course you shouldn't be allowed to use Jett's or omen's abilities to complete the course.
I miss the time when popular multiplayer games didn't used that excuse for being overpriced after years(i've been wanting to play overwatch for years but 60 dolar on psn store is just too much)
I'm pretty happy to see you again, i just love your editing, you don't need to do league of legends videos man, seriously, you can do a video about anything that with the talent you have it will be fantastic as always.
This is legit the best-edited video I've seen in a while, I'm leaving a well dissevered like my man. Funny af and really well put together. Can I get an amen for the memes and this channel?
This is honestly one of the best valorant videos I've watched. It's not insanely edited like the other .exe videos. It's actually pleasant to watch. I love this video very much!!
@@tacohead8543 game is a shell of its original self, similar to League. And on top of that, Blizzard made it abundantly clear that they are Chinese-owned and will cater to that demographic at all costs, which is something many players are not willing to support. I left both Overwatch and League for pretty much the same reasons.
Because defecation, which is one of the basic characteristics of living things, is technically obliged to expel the feces in the intestines from the body. It's normal for us to feel empty after this action. Because technically, something is discharged from our body. It is valid for masturbation. bs.
@@kubijackson7679 Surely in the future there will be more as they studying the way the system is work and if Riot didn't slack off we may have good game for a long time
I come back from time to time. The parkur moments allways make me smile. I didn't finish it personaly but it reminds me of a lot of felings when you slow down at the top of the praktice map. It's just as I would do it.
"Valorant is a tactical shooter with less lethal and more tactical abilities"
Raze: *nO*
Reyna: hold my retarded ult
@@zntei2374 ikr
@@zntei2374 what she ult make ?
@@aiassantos4447 her ult will heal automatically after getting a kill so it's far easier to ace
Tbh half of the tactical abilities are different types of smokes
when he threw that flashbang and flashed himself, i felt that on a spiritual level.
chat is like
(all) nice flash
(all) nice flash
(all) nice flash
(team) nice flash
(all) nice flash
That's Phoenix 101
It makes a 5v5 into a 2v5
i feel it to bro our nade skills are not good
The amount of times ive played a game and Phoenix's flash has NOT flashed me is 0
scariest thing i ever saw:
raze with 2 grenades
Yeah earlier she had two grenades....then riot made it one 😑😑😑
@@maitreyeepandey6373 wow
@@maitreyeepandey6373 ye because 2 was way too OP
@@Water-ym3ew yup I agree..👍
WaTer BAllOn
"Why do I feel so empty after I poop"
I laughed more than I should had
Same here xD
does anyone knows the sad song?
@@HeavySplischu Up Theme song I guess
That was the most random thing ever xD
lmao, thats the internet for you i guess lmao
Coyote going through some mid life crisis right here with this video lol.
Or maybe he just sank into this game and enjoyed it a bit too much that he forgot to poop lmao
Everyone goes through mid-League crisis :(
Everyone questions their life when finishing the training mode obstacle course
Or he realizes the feeling of being lonely and wants ppl to know it gets better. Wasn’t he struggling with stuff when he quit? I got ya message homie
With it's ups and downs..
came back after a year to see how much has changed.
Edit : came back another year just to see valorant from 2 years ago
Edit : wtf has valorant become???????3 years later
Edit #2: i asked my dad how is his relationship with mom. He said "Valorant" and i understood. It was chaotic and volatile
Same...
dude raze with 2 nades was scary
Literally nothing has changed.
Also happy New Years
@@mistew7359 wdym nothin changed look at the graphics
@@BlitzVx he said that metaphorically
Player: Lightly brushes W key whilst aiming
Bullet: Heads for Saturn’s closest moon
This aint cod dude
tbh this game is full of rng
ruclips.net/video/8YfVAOwvZ0g/видео.html
Barmy Hows it rng? If you’re running and shooting yeah but if you stop and spray each gun has it’s own spray pattern
@@Nick-fr1wb you know that the pattern is in case rng ? you have to go down for sure but every time it randoms start left or right. so you go down then left or right depending on how it started....
Devs: “You don’t kill with abilities”
Raze: Hahah rocket launcher go brr
When did the devs even say that? You just found the worst excuse to use a shitty dead meme.
@@NineOnLB calm down. Breathe in breathe out. Just cause ur bad an play raze doenst mean u need to get offended
@@generalgrievous5452 please dont tell me the fortnite fanbase migrated
stupid 10 year olds... not again...
@@NineOnLB take a chill pill init
beam 3 no
"why do i feel so empty after i poop"
i feel that on an emotional level
this guy is torturing himself doing the course. i just cheated with omen's teleporting
Its easier to fly with jett
@@thecleanslate3648 I did that too
same
wait you can- oh no. that course took me such a long time
Why would you even do it tho what's the point
Everyone: Valorant.exe
Me: Guess the OW map song
lol me too xD
@@ArcticJG lol
Dorado xD
Nop in fact i think that all songs are from ow xDD
@@dayazell8955 it's route 66 and temple of anubis too lol
07:05 Imagine that being a rickroll.
That's what I thought it would be lol
So much wasted potential for Rick rolls
@@theodorewilliamson929 same as me lol
i was anticipating it, but it never happened :(
This is one of the most watchable and actually entertaining “.exe” style videos
Because it is not overwhelmed by old and rotten memes all over the place even where you do not need them, just actual good gameplay with on point memes
@@illuminatannunak yeah exactly
Lone Coyote was the first one (definitely not the person who invented it) to make actual good League (and now valorant) .exe videos and then a bunch of channels popped up doing cheap unfunny knock off versions
ruclips.net/video/8YfVAOwvZ0g/видео.html
It's not overwhelmed by those dead memes. But the other's .exe styled videos is just too cringe and not close to being funny at all.
That parkour shit is pretty cool and pretty
yee, i hope they add more. shitis fun
The "parkour shit" is called kz and came from counter strike 1.6. The point is to bhop/climb all the way to the top of the map
@@TheJas20 Okay boomer
@TheJas20 Okay boomer
@@TheJas20 BBoomer
Man watching these early clips makes me miss when this game was completely unbalanced and easy.
*Hold still bro*
*casually moans ÆUEGH*
The thinker yay
@@thethinker2372 what a nice guy
The thinker tf you thinking about?
VERY TOXIC AND MENTALY UNSTABLE GUY
🙃
ruclips.net/video/8I4hPlHo63c/видео.html
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 5:46
LMAOO BROOOO hahahhahhaa
The Funiest Thing That ive heard lol
My daughter😔
i dont get it
fireblocker10 ur under 9 yrs old
Coyote : does the course legit and suffers
Me : uses omen and Jett
Raze: FIRE IN DA HOLE
99% of the lobby:adiós
Kayo: oh no
Anyways
“GET OUT OF MY WAY!”
“I, AM THE HUNTER!”
“You should run.. (:”
“FIRE IN THE HOLE!” / “Here comes my masterpiece! :D”
“You want to play? Let’s play. 😈”
“HOY! I’m pissed”
Kay/O: _Have you guys heard about… _*_E_*_ ?_
@@skullyboyyt007
Everyone: Valorant.exe
Me: Adobe Valorant
Valorant.mp4
Valorant is just either
Cs:watch
Or
Over:go
@@rider4440 GOverwatch.
Valorant Chrome
@@rider4440 it's more comparable to league
Sage: UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH
I feel like valorant should give a reward for completing the course. Maybe an exclusive skin or something, one that can't be bought. Of course you shouldn't be allowed to use Jett's or omen's abilities to complete the course.
Good idea, but maybe a spray instead of a skin. Otherwise it would get annoying seeing the skin everywhere
beat the course 3 times without skipping, its pretty easy, so I think they should get a spray instead
A speedrun category maybe, without movement ability characters.
I would want it to be a free knife skin
They should be able to get a gun buddy a happy medium between a gun skin and spray
Riot CEO: you don’t kill with abilities
Raze: *laughs in party*
I didn’t understand a fricking word in the end but it was emotional😢
He was talking about that some games may effect your mental health in a bad way and that some games is league of legends
The Overwatch music made me irrationally nostalgic. I’ll miss when that game was actually fun and relevant...
I miss the time when people didnt complain about how much they hate the game.
I miss the time when popular multiplayer games didn't used that excuse for being overpriced after years(i've been wanting to play overwatch for years but 60 dolar on psn store is just too much)
@@MsPancakeGirl That's what you have to deal with when playing on consoles, it's 10 dollars on PC.
@@wezu4972 yeah but good PCs are more expensive than consoles
DJANKATA 123 overwatch runs at console settings on a $300 computer toaster
I was literally looking for a valorant.exe of yours and look "1 minute ago"
Same thing and found your comment ''19 seconds ago''
The only thing we need in quarantine
Vid says 3 hrs ago but ur comment says 4!!!
Miss this guy, I still remember a time where he used to be YellowJoshi
Bro this guy’s editing and meme skills are literally the best!
please never say “meme skills” again.
Check out his other videos, they are funny af
Wit till u see buur
Watch Ranton
Superstitum
papa you've come back !! hope you're doing fine
Thanks for checking up on me. I hope you're doing well in this pandemic as well.
@@YellowJoshi we love you mane, your videos are great :D simple yet hilarious :DD
@@YellowJoshi there is a pandemic ?!
@@MaskMajor lmao
I can't believe this games 3 years old now. Really feels like just yesterday it launched.
"hows the 1v5 yellow"
- like a normal team game XD
you mean like a normal solo queue XD
@@NeonLine no that would be 1v9 XD
I'm pretty happy to see you again, i just love your editing, you don't need to do league of legends videos man, seriously, you can do a video about anything that with the talent you have it will be fantastic as always.
8:29 that shift from aggressive happiness to soft piano solo followed by the butter passing robot scene i mean bruh!
Do u know the name?
No one:
Movies when parents walk in: 5:45
Nice
nice
r/uselessnobody
nice
Nice
nobody :
My parents when im trying to sleep : 5:44
I've felt that 😔
Same
i died 🤣
@Soyozz savage
I feel you
Life before playing Valorant: 8:36
When he typed “why do I feel so empty” I felt that.
same...
i didnt
after I poop
The last part at 12:37 started to drive me insane as the sound would only come from my left headphone and the rest of the video was totally fine.
I had the exact same moment of confusion
Lol wait I had my phone on full screen and it only sounded from my top headphone, but when I flipped to the normal position I played both WTF
Anyone have a link to that original clip?
OHHHHHH! My headset is broken so the left ear does not play any sound. I just thought it was a silent video. Whoops, should have guessed.
@@Carter-xy7fs Same Dude! I thought it was a silent video until I stumbled on the comment section.
Ok i can't STOP LAUGHING AT THE GOOGLE SEARCH ONE 8:50
" why do i feel empty after... I poop"
I CAN'T BREATH
MAKE IT STOP XD
“HEROES NEVER DIE!”
*dies next second*
“I stand corrected.”
“I got the spike.”
And I got clinical depression.
@@tanay_21real and I have depressing depression.
Not the depression 💀
You know he has working on this video for a while because Raze has 2 grenades
And satchel is 100 creds
The hability that can one shot a whole team had two chargues...... let that sink in.
@@checkthisout7616 a team stupid enough to die from a whole nade you mean
2 years later and still a god video
Love how the ost and some of the sound effects are just Overwatch
Hey whats the Overwatch song at 7:45
when a Valorant video tricks you into watching a Getting Over It montage
"heros never die"
**dies**
Listening to the ow music in the background makes me realize how good it is wow
I love Temple of Anubis theme, holy fuck
It just makes me sad, that OW is so fucked nowadays...
Nice asriel pfp
@@bruhski136 thanks!
@@ohellgaming ehh its not that bad. Gotta remove the nostalgia goggles
10:14, they did tell you that he can't see you...
i poop
@@lighter3670 same
he know
I comeback to this video every now and then. At this point it's so nostalgic. Very well made, sad to hear about Joshi's passing.
Damn you really gonna make me cry like that at the end?
I cracked after seeing "why do i feel empty after i poop"
Same
It's like a part of me is missing
,, Why do i feel so empty after it'' hentai girls at the end
8:36 this made me sad for now reason, it felt like what after success or achieving things🥺🥺🥺
I believe this was the best valorant video I have seen since starting playing the game. The parkour storyline was amazing.
That was the only rational solution 3:02
Lone Coyote: 3:35
RUclips: CaPtUrE yOuR bEsT gAmInG mOmEnTs WiTh OuTpLaYeD
youtube OUTPLAYED coyote
ok i should stop.
The Rito server laundry machine clip got me good 😂
Sounds real to me
This is legit the best-edited video I've seen in a while, I'm leaving a well dissevered like my man. Funny af and really well put together. Can I get an amen for the memes and this channel?
Amen
AMEN TO THE LORD
AMEN and praise the sun
Amen
OMEN
I feel honoured.. this was uploaded on my birthday. :')
This is honestly one of the best valorant videos I've watched. It's not insanely edited like the other .exe videos. It's actually pleasant to watch. I love this video very much!!
"Why do i feel so empty after i poop" -Someone, somehow out there.....
0:04 that is some crispy stormtrooper aim right there
OW players: omg he's so good
CS players: ez noob.
Leomelo7002 Oficial I’m both and I can confirm... he is the next shroud
Tf2 players: *in the background still congaing*
And that's why Valorant exists. A mix of both worlds
Epic Gamer Moment😎
When i heard those Overwatch soundtracks my nostalgia was like "traveling to ...." damn i miss that game
Facts
just play it, wdym? the game’s really fun
Not as fun as it used to be
@@tacohead8543 game is a shell of its original self, similar to League. And on top of that, Blizzard made it abundantly clear that they are Chinese-owned and will cater to that demographic at all costs, which is something many players are not willing to support.
I left both Overwatch and League for pretty much the same reasons.
@@OneBiasedOpinion racist
Sometime YT recommends me gold! but this video is absolute gem of a piece.
5:50 I flew up there as Jett, when I noticed the trophy. Didn't even know there was a parkour lol.
xD me too
lmao the parkour part killed me. I was expecting an "OOOOOOOOOH" after you finally made that first jump
Was feeling very sad, thanks for making me laugh.
I still don’t know why I feel so empty after I poop
What is the music played there
Because defecation, which is one of the basic characteristics of living things, is technically obliged to expel the feces in the intestines from the body. It's normal for us to feel empty after this action. Because technically, something is discharged from our body. It is valid for masturbation.
bs.
@@vertshus7620 I can guarantee u have a life
@@ninjan171 ahaha i dont think so mate :d
@@vertshus7620 lol
Title: Valorant.exe
Ad: CSGO.exe
Came back to remember this video one more time. Everytime I think that you past away and I just start crying. You may be gone, but never forgotten.
Damn to be honest this video is a masterpiece I laughed and cried just in one video... Thanks for the great video 👍
6:42 YoU nEed tO wAit FoR tHe ReD dOt
this is singlehandedly my favorite valorant video
"We have a really good prepared anticheat system built in"
Well I didn't encounter a single obvious cheater until now and I play a lot of Valorant.
@@kubijackson7679i encountered 3 lmao
@@aspoiledpotato6231 Compared to other games I think 3 is a favorable number of cheaters. Also did the matches get eliminated or did it go trough
@@kubijackson7679 Surely in the future there will be more as they studying the way the system is work and if Riot didn't slack off we may have good game for a long time
@@aspoiledpotato6231 Did you play other shooters bwfore?
After this video I realize how good OW soundtrack is.
One of the best and sadest Valorant Video of all time.
Indeed.
3:06 the overwatch music is so nostalgic 😂
The new video from the TRUE .EXE, ❤️
The video owner EXE
"Mercy" made me feel so nostalgic when i saw her
*cough r34 *cough
You know this is some old footage when raze still has her two gernades
I never realized how good some of the overwatch map theme songs are until this video
this is a masterpiece
OW has such an amazing soundtrack, holy shit
0:30 well time to afk on twitch for this game now
The closed beta ends on thursday
Dood this was amazing, i giggled, I laughed and..
I felt sad...
then i laughed.
But honestly this was one of the best videos i have ever watched.
8:37 be a normal person and use omen, jett or raze.
@Welcome To Rice Field - 15 years ago and Stuff we did -Up
(It's from up movie ._.)
Man this moment almost made my sad 😥😞
*7:00** GOLDEN, SIMPLY GOLDEN MEMES*
I come back from time to time.
The parkur moments allways make me smile.
I didn't finish it personaly but it reminds me of a lot of felings when you slow down at the top of the praktice map.
It's just as I would do it.
"HEROES NEVER DIE!"
*literally dies*
"Why do i feel empty after i poop"
"HEAR GOES MY MASTER PEICE" wow... Valorant has changed a lot in 2 years. Better graphics, more people playing it, andddd more toxic people
6:46 imagine not seeing the red dot
"Heroes never die!"
-Dies
This is by far the best Valorant parody!
10:58 sad song is "Married Life" from UP OST.
M'y hero
Thank you!!
What is the epic suspenseful music when he solo defends the bomb near the end of the video?
İ always become sad when i hear this song
"To that one dude that keeps reading my descriptions, here's some more of that good shit you can watch"
thank you ;-;
It's crazy how much different the game looks from launch compared to now
Lmao, the bomb beeping sounds exactly like my multimeter lol, it's just a squarewave
6:45
IM DEAD. I CAN'T IM LAUGHING SO HARD
So nostalgic, i used to watch ur video in 2020
4:54 does anyone else see that Beaulo is in his game?