9:48 slug Jeremy, 12:25 instant comfort level, 15:48 pupper levels rising, 17:30 naked pets, 21:10 title, 34:50 Lindsay/Kat, 43:00 AH in trouble, 48:15 slowly learning that John Mace is Jeremy's history teacher who failed his group just bc Jeremy was in it, 1:00:45 do you even lift?, 1:04:10 Jeremy's laugh :D, 1:09:25 Michael? XD, 1:18:45 Spiro rant, 1:31:36 Pokemon rant, 2:16:40 Spiro comeback, 2:19:40 Girl Scout Cookies, 2:24:30 cookie tasting, 2:25:50 sweet shopping - This was one of the funniest podcasts yet, I love it so much!
Michael's storytelling is what I aspire to have. Everyone is dead silent listening intently and don't realize they were so enthralled till the story's over
I know this is a month late but I completely agree. Him and Burnie are both great story tellers. They've really nailed it and with different styles too. It's almost like an art form when you think about it.
Bro I swear to god it's like a spell when Michael,Burnie and Geoff tell a story,personally I think Burnie is the best and both Michael and Geoff are tied up there very close to Burnie,it REALLY is like a gift
Jeremy's whole rant on Pokemon made me glad that the anime got a lot less stupid midway through Hoenn. Ash is still certainly not a genius, but at the very least he doesn't just get half his gym badges as handouts, or through some bullshit made up rule (like shocking Rydon's Horn to avoid the electricity immunity. That and they actually bother to take into account Pokemon abilities and such for some battles and that Gen 5 onward made food something more universal like Sandwiches so you don't have Jelly Filled Donut Rice Balls
i am so happy for Geoff, after the stuggles he had with alcohol and the divorce its great to see things take a turn for the better again, he looks happy and more excited than he has in a long time, congratz my man you deserve it
I swear Michael is living tthe best life possible. His experience in the company and his pesonality are just wholesome , and the fact that hes got Lindsay whos beautiful and amazing along with Iris their child just makes it even better
Speaking of Mario Kart. You guys should totally do a git gud in Mario Kart. Everybody trains and the ultimate goal is to take down the monster that is Matt Bragg.
On the subject of Ash's Butterfree, that later on gets revealed (though never stated) that it wasnt JUST a "pink is feminine" moment, but that Butterfree was SHINY. Whoever that Butterfree belonged to, got stupid lucky, or bred for it specifically. Y'damn right Ash's Butterfree's gonna go after that.
i am so unbelievably happy that 2018 is the year of Lindsay getting the recognition she deserves. I don't even think i have the words to explain how important my Queen of Chaos has been to me the over the years and yea idk it just makes me happy getting to see her all the time.
1:24:45 I completely forgot they weren't called rice balls in the show which at the time really confused me because to me, they looked like balls of rice XD
I could tell where Michael's girl scout cookie story was going and all I could think of was that Always Sunny scene where Dennis is hyping up crack to Mac: "You are going to LOVE it."
I never comment on RUclips but oh my God the amount of times Jeremy said "samosas" instead of samoas... I love you man but my brain twitched a little every time
I never understood how people could think Thanos is from the same galaxy as us. He's clearly far more advanced than anything in our grasps. And, he would have dicked humanity down long ago, if he actually were from a moon of Jupiter.
1:57:55 SYPHON FILTER IS INDEED A CLASSIC not like he wasn't before but now Michael is forever my favorite achievement hunter holy shit oh and Chrono Cross too, that is a fantastical game
With Michael talking about hiding the candy and sneaking to eat it late at night. Soooo reminds me of a song called 'Junk Food Junkie' that fits that perfectly.
7/11 actually revamped their sandwiches a couple years back so they’re not absolutely disgusting anymore. I thought I was gonna get food poisoning but instead I got a decent $5 meal
They were talking about girl-scout cookies and as someone not from the US I got really jealous because of how good they say they are... but then I also started smelling as if someone was baking cookies or something and I'm like "that's it, I'm having a stroke". Not at all the case because I remembered my mother saying she was gonna bake a lemon cake or something
i watched evil genius by accident!!! i thought it was gonna be a 40 minute documentary!! and now i get SO HYPED whenever someone else talks about it cos it's so good!
I know Michael probably will never see this comment, but if you're in a similar situation to him and/or you like the Lord of the Rings play "The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age". I don't usually like turn based RPGs but I played the crap out of that one. It was very fun, and interconnected with the events of the movies without being a retelling of the movies. Have fun! 😊
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever used a promo from off topic. Let alone two! Was really happy to see the quip one as I remembered seeing them pop up a long time ago but just never followed it. Bought a couple pairs of my first meundies and a quip set that I can’t wait for! Edit: I realize now how bad this sounds like an ad lol just felt like sharing
Yes, I aspire to be horrible a video games and tremendously without humor. I rolled my fucking eyes when I saw her in the thumbnail. It's getting harder and harder to tone her out when listening to these podcasts.
Dude Jeremy’s list of games reminds me of the 4 hours I spent on spring break figuring out what anime I need to watch. It’s fun af making a list that will take years to finish lol
The footage they cut out of Evil Genius is on Liveleak, because they did show THAT part on live TV and then cut away so there is footage of it, but they cut 'the moment' out of evil genius because it is brutal.
oh my god i was working at an elementary school and i was talking about pokemon to the kids and i mentioned gen 1 pokemon and they were like ?????????????? and i went "holy shit i need to talk about sun and moon pokemon don't i"
As a 7-Eleven employee, the hot dogs only sit there for 4 hours max, and the sandwiches are dated for 2 days after we make them fresh in the store. Our food service is so strict for legal reasons.
Lindsay says she's glad Ready Player One didn't make nothing but mainstream, old man-tier references, but then the first one she recalls is Monty Python
I never actually stood up and clapped for a video on RUclips until today when Jeremy said the Skylander Spyro wasnt aimed at him and I really wish more people had that mentality
Oh god... I'm so jealous of how well Michael and Lindsay can communicate. Lindsay understands that Michael isn't really yelling at her, he is just yelling. I'm very much a Michael, I always want to yell about shit, even if its not important. But my wife has a _very_ low tolerance for yelling. I can understand _why_, though... it'd be pretty easy to get hurt by someone yelling angrily about something you did. I love my wife, but sometimes I wish I could just yell "OMG why would you _do_ that???" and not offend her.
Emily Tichenor Men just use someone they don’t like as an excuse to say violent things about women because they think it’s funny but it’s so cringy and bizarre
As a former Girl Scout the rudest thing you could do is when we are doing a booth and we ask if you like to buy some cookies and you walk by like you didnt hear us when we know you heard us it is the most annoying thing ever.
Does anybody else remember the All Abouts girl scout cookies. Shortcake cookies with a layer of chocolate underneath and had the words "Girl Scouts is all about ___"
Where do I suggest a let's watch play pals style of the resident evil HD remake. I just started playing it and realized that game does not hold your hand.
9:48 slug Jeremy, 12:25 instant comfort level, 15:48 pupper levels rising, 17:30 naked pets, 21:10 title, 34:50 Lindsay/Kat, 43:00 AH in trouble, 48:15 slowly learning that John Mace is Jeremy's history teacher who failed his group just bc Jeremy was in it, 1:00:45 do you even lift?, 1:04:10 Jeremy's laugh :D, 1:09:25 Michael? XD, 1:18:45 Spiro rant, 1:31:36 Pokemon rant, 2:16:40 Spiro comeback, 2:19:40 Girl Scout Cookies, 2:24:30 cookie tasting, 2:25:50 sweet shopping - This was one of the funniest podcasts yet, I love it so much!
Michael's storytelling is what I aspire to have. Everyone is dead silent listening intently and don't realize they were so enthralled till the story's over
Marcowitz that’s the east coast for you
That's his Jersey Boi coming out to play.
I know this is a month late but I completely agree. Him and Burnie are both great story tellers. They've really nailed it and with different styles too. It's almost like an art form when you think about it.
Skybriel probably because Michael and Burnie are the same person
Bro I swear to god it's like a spell when Michael,Burnie and Geoff tell a story,personally I think Burnie is the best and both Michael and Geoff are tied up there very close to Burnie,it REALLY is like a gift
Jeremy ranting about pokemon, what a great episode this is
Alex H
It made me want a "jelly donut".
Nothing beats a jelly filled donut.
He nailed my hate for ash too. Enjoyed the hell out of his rant
Jeremy's whole rant on Pokemon made me glad that the anime got a lot less stupid midway through Hoenn.
Ash is still certainly not a genius, but at the very least he doesn't just get half his gym badges as handouts, or through some bullshit made up rule (like shocking Rydon's Horn to avoid the electricity immunity.
That and they actually bother to take into account Pokemon abilities and such for some battles and that Gen 5 onward made food something more universal like Sandwiches so you don't have Jelly Filled Donut Rice Balls
i am so happy for Geoff, after the stuggles he had with alcohol and the divorce its great to see things take a turn for the better again, he looks happy and more excited than he has in a long time,
congratz my man you deserve it
I swear Michael is living tthe best life possible. His experience in the company and his pesonality are just wholesome , and the fact that hes got Lindsay whos beautiful and amazing along with Iris their child just makes it even better
I’m not even five minutes into the video and I can already tell the title is something Alfredo said
The black hair looks good on Michael, its looking very..........dusky
TheJuggernautzombie
A new Dusk Boy?
2dusky4me
Speaking of Mario Kart. You guys should totally do a git gud in Mario Kart. Everybody trains and the ultimate goal is to take down the monster that is Matt Bragg.
Jeff Freeman Matt Brank
Mah bra
That's a strong idea
axialtwat
Now I want a small documentary called "Life of a Bragg" but it's just every moment they have ever insulted him rolled into a video.
Micoo pinching Lindsay's cheek is the cutest thing ever.
Agreed.
I hate saying goals but......
Relationship goals
Maria Pol Timestamp?
he just does it throughout the video, it's just a thing he does
IHJTMQ Oh it was towards the end, I should have linked it, sorry D:
I honestly wouldn't have noticed Michaels hair if he didn't point it out
55:00 Rimmy Tim and Jeremy on screen at the same time.
Solid proof that they're not the same person.
On the subject of Ash's Butterfree, that later on gets revealed (though never stated) that it wasnt JUST a "pink is feminine" moment, but that Butterfree was SHINY. Whoever that Butterfree belonged to, got stupid lucky, or bred for it specifically.
Y'damn right Ash's Butterfree's gonna go after that.
1:25:49 "sister in law" as in "sister in law enforcement"
i always assumed that that was the joke that was being made.
...I didn't get that until just now.
Michael dressed like Max 😭😭😭
Oh my god, i didn't see that :)
I love it
😀
Sofiayayayey - It’s about time XD
He is missing a Trump tan to finish up
i am so unbelievably happy that 2018 is the year of Lindsay getting the recognition she deserves. I don't even think i have the words to explain how important my Queen of Chaos has been to me the over the years and yea idk it just makes me happy getting to see her all the time.
I totally agree! I love Lindsay so much she deserves so much love from the AH fans.
1:24:45 I completely forgot they weren't called rice balls in the show which at the time really confused me because to me, they looked like balls of rice XD
The Sister-in-law thing in Pokemon was a joke, because they're police officers. Come on my dudes.
Michael and Lindsay are my favourite couple ever.
Isa Kuitert Good news - your ship is canon
John Mace is the unofficial parent of Achievement Hunter and he isn’t even in it.
I could tell where Michael's girl scout cookie story was going and all I could think of was that Always Sunny scene where Dennis is hyping up crack to Mac: "You are going to LOVE it."
I never comment on RUclips but oh my God the amount of times Jeremy said "samosas" instead of samoas... I love you man but my brain twitched a little every time
Amber Lynn read this comment before it happened and I couldn't ignore it. Thank you sooooooooooo much lol
Random thought: They should add a soda fountain or tap of just diet coke for Ryan on the Off Topic set
I think there's a minifridge by his workstation
Michael is dressed like max 👌
1:45:41 - one of the best camera cuts I've seen on Off Topic so far - I lost it at Alfredo's face.
Anyone else want to read "Michael Jones' beginners guide to Mario Kart, With Advanced Techniques"
Vita, Spyro and Pokemon in the same Podcast! I died and went to heaven.
All I know about Mr. Negative is he's a Chinese gangster who ended up creating Anti-Venom. That's about it
that's about it for him. also has a Yin/Yang theme. One of the Brand New Days villains {like the only one that wasn't immediately ignored lol}
Congrats to Geoff and Achievement Hunter on all the big news. Nice to see Geoff so excited and focused
Michael dressed as Max gives me the wish that I never knew I asked for
Maybe thanos was from the moon titan, took a vacation to the other titan, and came to earth because he lost his way back home
I never understood how people could think Thanos is from the same galaxy as us. He's clearly far more advanced than anything in our grasps. And, he would have dicked humanity down long ago, if he actually were from a moon of Jupiter.
Looks like Jeremy is letting his hair grow out finally.
Nope 😂😂
All kinds of nope
1:57:55 SYPHON FILTER IS INDEED A CLASSIC
not like he wasn't before but now Michael is forever my favorite achievement hunter holy shit
oh and Chrono Cross too, that is a fantastical game
With Michael talking about hiding the candy and sneaking to eat it late at night. Soooo reminds me of a song called 'Junk Food Junkie' that fits that perfectly.
Also Jesus Christ that is the most energetic I have ever seen Geoff. Ever.
7/11 actually revamped their sandwiches a couple years back so they’re not absolutely disgusting anymore. I thought I was gonna get food poisoning but instead I got a decent $5 meal
They were talking about girl-scout cookies and as someone not from the US I got really jealous because of how good they say they are... but then I also started smelling as if someone was baking cookies or something and I'm like "that's it, I'm having a stroke". Not at all the case because I remembered my mother saying she was gonna bake a lemon cake or something
Wonder when Jack and Geoff will eventually dye their hair/beards. It's like a rite of passage in the AH office now lol
They dont need to be initiated, they were first?
I wonder when you will stop commenting on every video, generally multiple times aswell...
OK, so far it’s been Jeremy, Michael, Gavin (if you count the goo video)... anyone else?
King Lenny Trevor and Matt also have dyed their hair :)
it'll be never lmao
"Me, kat and jakcie are going to go on a shopping spree for food" Yes, treat yo self ~
1:33:38 michael throwing his hands up at that is the best. i just died XD
i watched evil genius by accident!!! i thought it was gonna be a 40 minute documentary!! and now i get SO HYPED whenever someone else talks about it cos it's so good!
I know Michael probably will never see this comment, but if you're in a similar situation to him and/or you like the Lord of the Rings play "The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age". I don't usually like turn based RPGs but I played the crap out of that one. It was very fun, and interconnected with the events of the movies without being a retelling of the movies.
Have fun! 😊
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever used a promo from off topic. Let alone two! Was really happy to see the quip one as I remembered seeing them pop up a long time ago but just never followed it. Bought a couple pairs of my first meundies and a quip set that I can’t wait for!
Edit: I realize now how bad this sounds like an ad lol just felt like sharing
Should we tell Lindsay that the holy hand grenade isn't specifically a gaming reference...?
beavinator1 Everytime I hear it I think Monty Python
M3ta1XH3ad Good, because that's where it came from. :-)
But I mean worms in 1995 had it and the Monty python game had it and every worms since has it so it’s still a game reference
Jeremy is that nice guy who doesn't get angry.
When Geoff said "I love you guys" :' ) 1:53:13
Well here goes the next 2 hours of my life
But well worth it right?
Mikey Soto completely
Thank you Jeremy... it's a great throwback to the style of Hero's Tail!
Lindsay is a role model for us all
She looks like a roll too
yikes man we said we admired Lindsay, stop talking about yourself. THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU
T K Projection is a bad practice.
Yes, I aspire to be horrible a video games and tremendously without humor. I rolled my fucking eyes when I saw her in the thumbnail. It's getting harder and harder to tone her out when listening to these podcasts.
Rumor has it that hate for Lindsey just makes Michael love her more so keep it up, lets make the most in love couple in the world.
I love my Vita, Sony did my precious handheld son wrong
I NEED THAT MAX SWEATSHIRT
Perfect upload timing now that I'm at work and can listen :D
Josh where exactly do you work that's open on a Sunday that lets you listen to a podcast?
I work in an office and often have to work on the weekends when there's not many others around.
you'd need to do Ryan Wins in Mario Kart not GTA
Kxpuc o
This is why there's automatic doors so we don't need to worry about slamming a door in someone's face
A day in the life of AH sounds super fun, if you can survive the crazy
Dude Jeremy’s list of games reminds me of the 4 hours I spent on spring break figuring out what anime I need to watch. It’s fun af making a list that will take years to finish lol
I got so happy when I saw how happy Geoff got.
I have the same lack of control for beef jerkey/slim jims as Jeremy does. I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN, MAN.
"Black sweatpants, black tank top, black hair." you feel hideously whiter when you have all 3.
68 fahrenheit is like 20 celsius. I really dont see how anyone would think of that to be *very cold* ?????
It depends on where you live. If it usually doesn't go below 80 fahrenheit, then you'll consider 68 freezing
Good point.
When summers are typically 115-120 Fahrenheit and winters are 75-80, 68 is freezing
This will be the first time i watch an entire episode of off topic
this is going to be the funniest 2 hours of my life
This comment made me sad. There is so much for you to live for.
That's type 2, Ryan. Type 1 diabetes is hereditary.
"Nah man you ain't findin my ass fighting ghosts. Fuck that"
-Alfredo Diaz, 2018
The footage they cut out of Evil Genius is on Liveleak, because they did show THAT part on live TV and then cut away so there is footage of it, but they cut 'the moment' out of evil genius because it is brutal.
What Im wondering is how Lindsey is still alive it's a 2 hour video and she usually dies in minute 1 but she hasn't died once in this whole thing.
Owen Eldridge fucking spoilers man thanks
HA ok that was funny. Star for you.
DMO 4scho
I got excited for Jeremy when he was talking about all of the games he plans to play.
Hey, Ryan's here...
Positive, haven't seen him on Off Topic or Glitch Please for a few episodes...
Jeremy talking about Spyro was amazing. People need to understand this point of view more often.
Alright, there needs to be an AH animated for the conversation about sweating lotion/aftershave out of pores at the gym. Lmao.
oh my god i was working at an elementary school and i was talking about pokemon to the kids and i mentioned gen 1 pokemon and they were like ?????????????? and i went "holy shit i need to talk about sun and moon pokemon don't i"
"What's a hype man that's more like a what-the-fuck man?"
I now believe Lindsay and Jeremy have a manzai act going on in the office.
The first 2 seasons of pokemon are amazing! I rewatched them recently as a 25 year old. Surprisingly holds up.
When Michael said he watched Voltron with Iris, my heart skipped a beat cause Voltron is my shit!!!!!
The Dim Lighting on Geoff's pants makes it look like he's not wearing any.
As a 7-Eleven employee, the hot dogs only sit there for 4 hours max, and the sandwiches are dated for 2 days after we make them fresh in the store. Our food service is so strict for legal reasons.
now-a-days. they have a bad rep from the past.
Lindsay just wants to store her purse in your Prison Pocket, Michael.
I never take my socks off unless I'm taking a shower and then once I'm done the socks are the first thing to come back on.
"give me the cookies" should be the title of this episode :P
"I don't sweat"
This sounds like a 'I don't have body heat' kind of statement
Lindsay says she's glad Ready Player One didn't make nothing but mainstream, old man-tier references, but then the first one she recalls is Monty Python
I never actually stood up and clapped for a video on RUclips until today when Jeremy said the Skylander Spyro wasnt aimed at him and I really wish more people had that mentality
The empty glass next to Michael's arm is giving me anxiety
When they were talking about Infinity War I got excited because I’m seeing it tonight :)))
1:25:33 Mochi is soy-bean paste. I have some friends that explained that to me.
Oh, and shiny Butterfrees are pink, apparently?
Matt Damon was also in Deadpool 2 . He is one of the two people that Cable first meets in the modern timeline
Oh god...
I'm so jealous of how well Michael and Lindsay can communicate. Lindsay understands that Michael isn't really yelling at her, he is just yelling.
I'm very much a Michael, I always want to yell about shit, even if its not important. But my wife has a _very_ low tolerance for yelling. I can understand _why_, though... it'd be pretty easy to get hurt by someone yelling angrily about something you did.
I love my wife, but sometimes I wish I could just yell "OMG why would you _do_ that???" and not offend her.
*Nooo! I love Michael's lighter hair!*
There’s literally no stopping Lindsay.
ShaGoo There was never a chance of anyone stopping her.
or an elephant gun
Gc Sec you guys are disgusting
Emily Tichenor Men just use someone they don’t like as an excuse to say violent things about women because they think it’s funny but it’s so cringy and bizarre
ShaGoo I agree plus the underlining tone of them calling her fat. But obviously they haven't paid attention to her awesome weigjt lose!
How did they not mention Camp Camp when they were talking about Cocaine Girl Scout Cookies?
What video did Trevor break the door?
Thane, son of Thanos.
don't know if this matter but butterfree went off to die in the original anime but 4kids didn't wanna do that for the dub
As a former Girl Scout the rudest thing you could do is when we are doing a booth and we ask if you like to buy some cookies and you walk by like you didnt hear us when we know you heard us it is the most annoying thing ever.
Oh my 2 years later that dog is finally on the way
When are we getting the AH musical ??
Chaos tim!!
A fusion with chaos queen and rimmy tim
Joanna DontTrip I would call her The Rimmy Queen of Chaos or Rimmy Queen for short.
D. Spears more better👌
Joanna DontTrip Thanks.
Your name can be for if Jeremy starts acting like Lindsay but is dressed a Rimmy.
Rim Queen.
Does anybody else remember the All Abouts girl scout cookies. Shortcake cookies with a layer of chocolate underneath and had the words "Girl Scouts is all about ___"
Where do I suggest a let's watch play pals style of the resident evil HD remake. I just started playing it and realized that game does not hold your hand.
Drunk Michael = very drawn out stories Michael. He's trying his best
"I have the time to listen to you whine."
Underrated joke if the podcast imo.