It's a Privilege to Pee, Urinetown, The Acting Out Playhouse
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- Опубликовано: 19 мар 2014
- Lindsay Kraft (age 16) is Penelope Pennywise singing It's a Privilege to Pee from Urinetown. Directed and Choreographed by Terry Odell, The Acting Out Playhouse of Warwick, NY - February, 2014.
She cannot be just 16 with such talent, that was amazing.
Probably the best I’ve heard this song be since Nancy Opel
I'm watching this while I need to pee
Damn that girls got pipes! Jesus!
Amazing voice!
Tomas Sanders got me here tbfh and now I know the whole goddamn song🙂
So true😁
i am such a sucker for good youth theatre. Fucking awesome.
I came here from Thomas sanders
Me too lol
Same
Just knew this from the new Tongue Twister Game that came from his friends
I was waiting for "I GOTTA PEEEEEEEEE! LET ME STOP AT YOUR URINATION STATION!"
Ay
I have my auditon for this today and im mildy scared but im so excited !!
my older sister did this play (she was the one in the overalls and red shirt) and our neighbor/friend played ms pennywise. im here to see who can stack up... about the same level of talent ;)
Fabulous!
Good for this kiddo!
Definitely a weird video ey cinnamon crunch?
Why don't they just use compost toilets
That's a big brain time moment
not profitable.
because capitalism lmao
"Times are hard"
"Our cash is tight"
"You've got no right"
I've heard it all before
"Just this once"
Is once too much
Cause once they've onced
They'll want to once once more
I run the only toilet
In this part of town, you see
So, if you've got to go
You've got to go through me
It's a privilege to pee
Water's worth its weight
In gold these days
No more bathrooms
Like in olden days
You come here and pay a fee
For the privilege to pee
Twenty years we've had the drought
And our reservoirs have all dried up
I take my baths now in a coffee cup
I boil what's left of it for tea
And it's a privilege to pee
The politicians in their wisdom saw
That there should be a law
The politicians taxed the toilets
And made illegal
Public urination and defecation
So, come and give your coins to me
Write your name here in the record book
The authorities will want to look
If you've been regular with me
If you've paid the proper fee
For the privilege to pee
Bobby
But Ms. Pennywise -
Penny
I said no buts, Bobby. You're a sweet lookin' boy and I likes to keep
you around, but this main ain't comin' in without payin'. Not this time.
Old Man Strong
I can't wait much longer, Bobby. There's no tellin' what I might do!
Penny
You think you've got
Some kind of right?
The Poor
Kind of right, kind of right!
Penny
You think you'll come in here and go for free?
The Poor
Snag a freebie!
Penny
The only thing you'll get it "no" for free!
The Poor
Negatory!
Penny
I'm a business gal, you see
The Poor
Business gal you see!
Penny
I sell the
Privilege to pee! The Poor
It's a privilege to pee
Penny
The good Lord made us
So we'd p**s each day
Until we p**s away
The good Lord made sure
That what goes in men
Must soon come out again
So you're no different then
From lowly me
The Poor
Me
Lowly me
Lowly me
Lowly me
Lowly me!
Bobby
But, Ms. Pennywise -
Old Man Strong
That's enough, Bobby.
Penny
And I think I'll charge you twice
Old Man Strong
No need to jeopardize your position.
Penny
Or better yet, have you arrested
Old Man Strong
I'm through with all this, you see.
Penny
Since you prefer the law gets tested
Old Man Strong
Scr*pin' cash three times a day
Penny
And in Urinetown you'll see
Old Man Strong
Crazy with the nitrates half the time
Penny
Why it's dumb to fight with me
Old Man Strong
It's no way to live, I tells ya. No way to live.
Penny
For the privilege to pee!
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[Old Man Strong, spoken]
Bobby! Bobby, reason with the woman. I'm a little short this morning
[Bobby, spoken]
He's my Pa, Ms. Pennywise. Can't he come in for free? Just this once?
[Penny, spoken]
Get your head out of the clouds, Bobby Strong. No one gets in for free. Every morning, you all come here. And every morning some of you got reasons why ya ain't gonna pay. And I'm here to tell ya, ya is gonna pay!
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
In the name of God, Penny, what difference could it make?
[Penny, spoken]
What difference?!
(sung)
"Times are hard," "Our cash is tight,"
'"You've got no right," I've heard it all before
"Just this once" is once too much
Cause once they've onced, they'll want to once once more
I run the only toilet in this part of town, you see
So, if you've got to go, you've got to go through me
It's a privilege to pee
Water's worth it's weight in gold these days
No more bathrooms like in olden days
You come here and pay a fee
For the privilege to pee
Twenty years, we've had the drought
And our reservoirs have all dried up
I take my baths now in a coffee cup
I boil what's left of it for tea
And it's a privilege to pee
The politicians in their wisdom saw
That there should be a law
The politicians taxed the toilets
And made illegal
Public urination and defecation
So, come and give your coins to me
Write your name here in the record book
The authorities will want to look
If you've been regular with me
If you've paid the proper fee
For the privilege to pee
[Bobby, spoken]
But Ms. Pennywise-
[Penny, spoken]
I said no but's, Bobby. You're a sweet lookin' boy and I likes to keep you around, but this man ain't comin' in without payin'. Not this time!
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
I can't wait much longer, Bobby. There's no tellin' what I might do!
[Penny, sung]
You think you've got
Some kind of right?
[The Poor]
Kind of right, kind of right!
[Penny]
You think you'll come in here and go for free?
[The Poor]
Snag a freebie!
[Penny]
The only thing you'll get it "no" for free!
[The Poor]
Negatory!
[Penny]
I'm a business gal, you see
[The Poor]
Business gal, you see!
[Penny]
I sell the privilege to pee!
[The Poor]
It's a privilege to pee
[Penny]
The good Lord made us so we'd piss each day
Until we piss away
The good Lord made sure that what goes in men
Must soon come out again
So you're no different then
From lowly me
[The Poor]
Me
Lowly me
Lowly me
Lowly me
Lowly me!
[Bobby, spoken]
But, Ms. Pennywise-
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
That's enough, Bobby
[Penny]
And I think I'll charge you TWICE
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
No need to jeopardize your POSITION
[Penny]
Or better yet, have you arrested
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
I'm through with all this, you see
[Penny]
Since you prefer the law gets tested
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
Scrapin' cash three times a day
[Penny]
And in Urinetown you'll see (c)
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
Crazy with the nitrates half the time
[Penny]
Why it's dumb to fight with me
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
It's no way to live, I tells ya. No way to live
This is really good but why wasn't it on a real stage lol
We lost our theatre space 4 months before we went up. We searched for any space available to rent and we found an old church in our village a month before opening....We rented risers and transformed it. I think it worked out for the better..Our students learned that theatre can be done ANYWHERE.....
i think it was a high school, and also it's easier for the audience to see and to design set when youre on ground level
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[Penny, spoken]
What difference?!
(sung)
"Times are hard," "Our cash is tight,"
'"You've got no right," I've heard it all before
"Just this once" is once too much
Cause once they've onced, they'll want to once once more
I run the only toilet in this part of town, you see
So, if you've got to go, you've got to go through me
It's a privilege to pee
Water's worth it's weight in gold these days
No more bathrooms like in olden days
You come here and pay a fee
For the privilege to pee
Twenty years, we've had the drought
And our reservoirs have all dried up
I take my baths now in a coffee cup
I boil what's left of it for tea
And it's a privilege to pee
The politicians in their wisdom saw
That there should be a law
The politicians taxed the toilets
And made illegal
Public urination and defecation
So, come and give your coins to me
Write your name here in the record book
The authorities will want to look
If you've been regular with me
If you've paid the proper fee
For the privilege to pee
[Bobby, spoken]
But Ms. Pennywise-
[Penny, spoken]
I said no but's, Bobby. You're a sweet lookin' boy and I likes to keep you around, but this man ain't comin' in without payin'. Not this time!
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
I can't wait much longer, Bobby. There's no tellin' what I might do!
[Penny, sung]
You think you've got
Some kind of right?
[The Poor]
Kind of right, kind of right!
[Penny]
You think you'll come in here and go for free?
[The Poor]
Snag a freebie!
[Penny]
The only thing you'll get is "no" for free!
[The Poor]
Negatory!
[Penny]
I'm a business gal, you see
[The Poor]
Business gal, you see!
[Penny and (The Poor)]
I sell the privilege to pee! (It's a privilege to pee)
[Penny]
The good Lord made us so we'd piss each day
Until we piss away
The good Lord made sure that what goes in men
Must soon come out again
So you're no different then
From lowly me
[The Poor]
Me
Lowly me
Lowly me
Lowly me
Lowly me!
[Bobby, spoken]
But, Ms. Pennywise-
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
That's enough, Bobby
[Penny]
And I think I'll charge you twice
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
No need to jeopardize your position
[Penny]
Or better yet, have you arrested
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
I'm through with this, you see
[Penny]
Since you prefer the law gets tested
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
Scrapin' cash three times a day
[Penny]
And in Urinetown you'll see
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
Crazy with the nitrates half the time
[Penny]
Why it's dumb to fight with me
[Old Man Strong, spoken]
It's no way to live, I tells ya. No way to live!
[Penny]
For the privilege to pee
No right to be this good.
Surely a weird video.