All the boys were named Max and had the dreaded salad/mushroom bowl cut! Lord have mercy the "Mushroom" cut was ugly as hell! But it was a part of the 90s childhood steez.
@@florjean965 I was going to say the same thing about the hair. Always hated that haircut especially since that's what my hair was during the 90's. Also the dads would always call their kid "champ".
I made my dad take me to the movie theater to see this. At one point, I looked over at my dad and he was stone cold silent, blank stare, not even a blink or a smirk on his face. After the movie we sat in the car and before my dad turned the ignition, he said to me without even making eye contact... “Don’t ever make me do that again.” We went home and literally never spoke of it again. Fond memories!
What was wrong with MJs acting? He was playing himself. How the F you F up acting yourself? How sway? MJ was fine. Charles Barkley was the one who was zany.
@@JMoviesMedia Well I cant answer what was wrong with MJs acting, but I can answer the second question about how you fuck up acting yourself. Are you aware of who you are yourself? Are you aware of all of these things you do each day without thinking, and the choices you make, and why you do them? Have you ever happened up a situation, after which you ask: Why did I act that way? Humans beings are ruled by the subconscious mind, and its a tricky thing to copy in acting, especially when you are not aware of it. In acting, you become aware of yourself and you risk stop doing what you do naturally each day, because you are now suddenly constantly aware of your actions.
@@JMoviesMedia You just contradicted yourself by bringing up Charles Barkley who also played himself. It ain't like MJ can just interact w/ the Looney Tunes off-camera. Space Jam involved multiple people working off of each other.
@@jp3813 Charles is probably a character anyway. I mean there were times it seemed you could tell he was given a direction of what to say and he said it in the weirdest way. Maybe It's just his personality but It's just my opinion he was weird either way. MJ on the other hand wasn't goofy from what I saw. Maybe he didn't seem enthusiastic enough in most scenes but It's possible he didn't even want to do the movie he was just told it'd be good for him and make him a lot of money. I wouldn't doubt it. So to me he did fine considering everything involved. Just IMO.
@@TheSquad4life Hey genius, let introduce you to my special friend Mr Sarcasm. I'm sure you've never heard of him before otherwise you wouldn't have made such a dick nugget response. I mean he gets around a lot so it's shocking you never picked up on him. HINT HINT
To Shaq's credit, he's embraced his terrible acting. You cant go a single commercial break on TV without seeing him in a commercial. Take a shot every time hes in a commercial and you can enjoy this movie after an episode of Robot Chicke .
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Can't go a single commercial break on TV without seeing him in a commercial? I watch 10-20 hours TV a week, and I have never in my life seen Shaq once on a commercial
Bruh, seeing Shaq rapping about how he became a genie was nostalgia overload. Like I know it’s not a good movie, but I couldn’t help but smile hearing him rap about “in a thousand BC”
Insert these lyrics with the tempo of Shaq's rap, The Fresh Prince of Bel-air is now a 15 min show: Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like Hm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
Richard E Grant when he saw Shaq dunk the bad guy: “Just seen Kazaam, and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist-pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered. It’s absolutely everything that you hoped it was going to be.’
“What is this, Seuss Doggy Dog!? I mean, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my *LIFE* ! That’s something an INFANT says when he’s just learning how to read!”
Paul Glaser has a sad life story. His wife got HIV through a blood transfusion while giving birth to their first daughter. She then transferred it to their daughter through breast feeding. They didn't even know she had HIV until after their next child was born and their son was born with HIV. Sadly his wife and daughter passed but his son grew to adulthood
"whats your favourite horror movie?" "ooo! kazaam! you know, the one where shaq plays a genie!" "wait thats not a horror movie!" "youve never seen shaq act" - Scary Movie (2000)
Find it so interesting how dry-humored Chris can be now. Year's ago he was filled with so much energy now he's a little more reserved but there's a new layer of humor to be had with it
I think hes also just seen so many garbage films now hes like numb to it, how can you be giddy about these types of movies when there are just so...so...sooooo many.. And it's not like Hollywood has been doing a much better job.. if anything movies are (somehow) becoming worse and worse
I've never seen this movie and when Chris showed the clip of the french toast flying towards the mother... I thought they were gonna fly up her ass when she bent over. Bad cinematography there xD
@@shayposting not that Shazam. Mandela effect is a global phenomenon where people have a vivid memory of something that never happened. The term originates from Nelson Mandela who people remember hearing died in prison back in the 80s (and some remember hearing that he died in 1991) but he never did, he died in 2013. And an example of the Mandela effect is another movie called "Shazam!" Staring the comedian Sinbad as a genie, but that movie doesn't exist, despite so many people claiming to have seen the movie. There are also many other examples, such as that the Berenstein bears never being called that, they've actually always been called "the Berenstain bears" or that the monopoly man has never wore a monocle. I believe that we just assumed they were this way. They made a film about Mandela effect
Shaq: "LET'S GREEN EGG 'N' HAM IT!!!" Although it's not anything new to report, I just like to remind all how much this film should be appreciated because this line alone, for example, is historically known to be the greatest rap lyric line of all-time. No other artist has ever pushed themselves beyond this point of bravery to concoct such an intricately relatable/inspiring verse that it not only won multiple deserved Grammy awards, but also set an incredibly high standard for the writing in future childrens' films to push the targeted audience that much more forward towards adulthood and philosophical thinking. It is a little known fact that this film inspired such great films such as "8 Mile", "Notorious", "Straight Out of Compton", & the beloved cult classic, "Trolls".
@@pepsjanimet181 I highly recommend it. Every true Cinephile must. 🤣🤣🤣 I love Shaq but this movie is like that old, colorful shirt that doesn't fit anymore but adds a bit of character to someone's room even though it's completely useless to own lol. But yeah, that'd still be an interesting video to make 👍
Landon Combs seriously I am an autistic individual and it frustrates and angers me that people use my diagnosis as an insult it’s just as bad as using a racial slur I’m fine with being autistic but treating it as if it makes someone less than I have no tolerance for
Shaq doesn’t have to act, he just has to be there and it’s straight entertainment. He rapped with The Notorious B.I.G. gotta put some respect on him. Man of MANY talents.
Rashune Knight imagine if both Will Smith and Shaquille O’Neal became a superhero duo of genies who have the powers of both magic and music. And the main bad guy is an evil warlock whose also has business ties to warfare weapons and the music industry.
Pulp Ted 😂😂. At least this would be watchable other than those cornball, garbage ass live action movies Disney tried to do during the mid 90s and early 2000s. Remember Snow Dogs?
Ghostface: what's your favourite scary movie? Drew: Kazaam! you know where Shaq plays a genie. Ghostface: That's not a horror movie! Drew: well you haven't seen Shaq act.
What I never understood is the clothes Kazaam wore towards the end of the film. Really confusing. It’s like he was in his stage performance outfit on stage then once he transports to the backstage area of the building he’s back in his raggedy genie suit from the beginning of the film. And then when he becomes “Jjin”, or Omega Saiyan mode, and gains his freedom to be human again he’s wearing a tank top and some pants instead of his stage performance outfit nor the raggedy genie gear. It’s kind of like how I watch Space Jam and ask myself, “Does anyone know that Michael is walking around in Looney Tune Land with one shoe on and they act like they do not notice it when it’s shown clearly in broad daylight?” I don’t know man. This is just my two cents here. I’m finna go watch George of The Jungle.
Eminen: "sometimes I feel like a rap God" Drake: "Gods plan" Travis scott: "she a porn star girl, ohhh, from the valley." Shaq: "let's green, eggs and ham it" Well, I think the winner here is clear.
I'm going to be honest, I really loved this movie as a kid. The junk food scene was my favorite scene as a kid because I just imagined having all of that for myself and yeah looking back it's like wtf is this but back then my family was really poor so it really seemed amazing to me lol And I cried at the ending when Shaq "died" and was so happy he was still alive by the end, even though now thinking back it made no sense lol it was a cute movie though
Shaq became a djinn at the end. Djinn is a genie who has managed to earn his freedom. Because Shaq learned how to love the kid and was willing to sacrifice his life for him, the curse of being a genie and always serving others was broken. Shaq didn't die; the scene where he picks Max up is him becoming even more powerful. So at the end when Max wishes for a hot chocolate and it appears, we know that Shaq still has magic but is free to walk around as a human without being a slave to the boombox that he was originally found in. (Yes, I've seen this movie too many times.)
@@misspriss2482 It's ok, I've seen this movie too much myself, when I was a kid. So, when I saw that Chris was going to review it, I was excited. I mean, I loved the Disney version of Aladdin, so I thought it was going to be like that. I certainly thought it was like that. I enjoyed this movie too, dude. I can't lie, I still slightly enjoy this movie, seeing clips of it here. Reminds me of the time I spent, watching it whenever it would show up on tv, enjoying Shaq's raps UNIRONICALLY, and thinking this was one of the best movies of all time. I don't think I can bring myself to ever hate this movie. The music, the acting, etc, it's all bad, but in a good way. Which is why I guess Chris is reviewing it as a Hilariocity.
"What's your favorite scary movie?" "Oh I know Kazaam! You know the one where Shaq plays the Genie." "That's not a horror movie." "Yeah well you haven't seen Shaq act."
I was in 5th grade, ch.1 news advertised this everyday at my school for two months, and nobody wanted to see it. The black kids said o'Neil was to clean and boring in my homeroom class. At 9 and 10 years old kids in 1996 were listening to snooppdog and Tupac.
lost at sea 16 years old me actually watched it on acid at a friend’s in vhs. We laughed so much that we woke up her mom and that was a big ass fucking house
14:30 "Suffered a curse That was more than malarial Lived as a ghost Granted wishes material Served every Tom, Dickand Harrial And if you think that's bad Here's my age Oh, square octogenarial" - Shaq, Rap Geinie
This is my favorite hilariocity review of yours, the edits of your face at the part where the kid literally elevates to Shaqs giant fucking head had me dying
Scary Movie 1: - The Killer: What's your favorite scary movie? - Drew Decker: "Kazaam"! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie. - The Killer: That's not a horror movie. - Drew Decker: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
19:21 made me laugh out loud "there he is, there's shaq, he's still alive, he's, he's, how is he? what happened? Just, I dont know what just happened actually" hahahaha
they need to remake this with Kanye west. he would be perfect, especially as the MegaKanye at the end. it could also help finally launch his rap career.
I love how on the cover Shaq’s name is bigger than the actual movie title.
It's actually Shaq starting Kazaam
Literally came in the comments to say that, 😂! Beat me to it.
Loool
Bad H2o
Kinda sums up the movie
Come for the Shaq, stay and watch it twice because goddammit your mom didn't waste money renting this for the weekend!
I swear every kid in a 90’s film was called ‘Max’...
rob sumblebob lmao
Lol I had never realized this before
All the boys were named Max and had the dreaded salad/mushroom bowl cut! Lord have mercy the "Mushroom" cut was ugly as hell! But it was a part of the 90s childhood steez.
@@florjean965 I was going to say the same thing about the hair. Always hated that haircut especially since that's what my hair was during the 90's. Also the dads would always call their kid "champ".
@@shadowprince4482 I recall older men in my family calling kids "sport".
I made my dad take me to the movie theater to see this. At one point, I looked over at my dad and he was stone cold silent, blank stare, not even a blink or a smirk on his face.
After the movie we sat in the car and before my dad turned the ignition, he said to me without even making eye contact... “Don’t ever make me do that again.”
We went home and literally never spoke of it again. Fond memories!
Lol I'm gonna have to show my dad the movie again just to make sure he didn't like it.
It almost was the exact same experience I had with my dad when we saw Fant4stic
Haha funny my father said the same thing to me when I asked him (at age 10) to go see Cats at our local preforming theatre
lol!!
Haha 🤦🏾♀️😅
"those babies had rabies and we was in Hades"
by FAR the best of Shaq's rhymes.
I did hear that shit man! Hahahaha!!!!
Kendrick could learn a thing or two from this guy...
Not saying much
"Let's green egg and ham it!"
☼ thats all i heard tooo
Chris has been stuck home for so long he literally lost his mind lol
He is Chris Stuckhomeman
LMAO ikr? 😂😂😂
Not yet.
*Proceeds to send him Dragon Ball Evolution... uncut version*
And I love it
"He's losing his mind...and I'm reaping all the benefits." Name the movie that came from.
Shaq’s acting seriously makes Michael Jordan look like Morgan Freeman
Racist?
What was wrong with MJs acting? He was playing himself. How the F you F up acting yourself? How sway?
MJ was fine. Charles Barkley was the one who was zany.
@@JMoviesMedia Well I cant answer what was wrong with MJs acting, but I can answer the second question about how you fuck up acting yourself.
Are you aware of who you are yourself? Are you aware of all of these things you do each day without thinking, and the choices you make, and why you do them? Have you ever happened up a situation, after which you ask: Why did I act that way?
Humans beings are ruled by the subconscious mind, and its a tricky thing to copy in acting, especially when you are not aware of it. In acting, you become aware of yourself and you risk stop doing what you do naturally each day, because you are now suddenly constantly aware of your actions.
@@JMoviesMedia You just contradicted yourself by bringing up Charles Barkley who also played himself. It ain't like MJ can just interact w/ the Looney Tunes off-camera. Space Jam involved multiple people working off of each other.
@@jp3813 Charles is probably a character anyway. I mean there were times it seemed you could tell he was given a direction of what to say and he said it in the weirdest way. Maybe It's just his personality but It's just my opinion he was weird either way. MJ on the other hand wasn't goofy from what I saw. Maybe he didn't seem enthusiastic enough in most scenes but It's possible he didn't even want to do the movie he was just told it'd be good for him and make him a lot of money. I wouldn't doubt it. So to me he did fine considering everything involved. Just IMO.
When the movie's so bad, you didn't realize there was a bad guy
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Maybe Shaq was really the bad guy. I do feel pretty threatened by his acting.
Who, the kid or the dad?.... Bratty kid and shitty dad. Both were self righteous idiots.
Crappy dads that are never there are always the bad guy.
The villains were the writers
"Shaq becomes Mega Shaq...And then I think he becomes god..." hahahaha absolutely classic
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I've laughed so hard HAHA XD
everything else in the movie was made up on the fly, why not the ending?
@@360.Tapestry
"Jin" is an Islamic name for the fallen angels. Or the angels that became demons..................... wtf.
"Shaq becomes Mega Shaq, and then...I...I think he becomes God"
~Chris Stuckmann, 2020
Ah, the live action Aladdin remake we deserved
It’s the one we deserve, but not the one we needed.
Noooooooo!!!!!
@Noiseless Sounds nooooooooooo
@Noiseless Sounds don't worry, time is gonna make it look even worse.
@Noiseless Sounds I'd take Will Smith over Shaq any day of the week
I took my 9-year-old son to see this movie in the theater when it came out. He threw up. Coincidence? I think not.
Same here? Ain't that weird... I'm 43 now
I saw the movie shazam starring sinbad... isn't that the same movie?
@@Menaceblue3
I'm not falling for your trickery. You can't trick me into talking with you about Mandela effect.
90s movies were a stomping ground for families going through divorces and dads trying to reconcile with their kids.
Lmao..
So fucking true! My parents went through divorce when Mrs Doubtfire came out. Divorce might of messed me up a little but I was only 6.
@@SexyButCurious Thank Ronald Reagan for making the first no-fault divorce law that damaged a generation of kids lol
😭😭😭😭😭 exactly like wth
I know. I was actually jealous as my parents had a happy marriage, wheras every cool kid on TV had divorcing parents.
"Oh he's still rapping." No, he's saying words that sort of rhyme. There's a difference.
There is?
buster if you don’t know then you just don’t know , no need to ask stupid questions
@@TheSquad4life Hey genius, let introduce you to my special friend Mr Sarcasm.
I'm sure you've never heard of him before otherwise you wouldn't have made such a dick nugget response.
I mean he gets around a lot so it's shocking you never picked up on him.
HINT HINT
Nope that's rapping. It's just not done very well here.
It’s like he’s reading slam poetry
To Shaq's credit, he's embraced his terrible acting.
You cant go a single commercial break on TV without seeing him in a commercial.
Take a shot every time hes in a commercial and you can enjoy this movie after an episode of Robot Chicke .
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Gold bond, the general, icy hot, some printer ink company, I'm sure I missed a few, but he's literally in all the commercials lol
I agree and I'm surprised Shaq dropped the acting. I could see him pop up in a movie like Get Him to the Greek or something like that
Cant knock Shags hustle. He's the goat.
Can't go a single commercial break on TV without seeing him in a commercial? I watch 10-20 hours TV a week, and I have never in my life seen Shaq once on a commercial
Shaq has a pretty good reputation of surviving career killing films.
Now career ending commercials
it helps that acting was never his main career tho lol
Its his height
Being one of the best basketball centers of all time helped a little 😅
Well the point is he's not really an actor so that makes it easy. Him getting into film is more an "indulgence" than a "career.'?"
Bruh, seeing Shaq rapping about how he became a genie was nostalgia overload. Like I know it’s not a good movie, but I couldn’t help but smile hearing him rap about “in a thousand BC”
Me too. My mother and I thought that this was one of the most hilarious movies ever. She's passed away now and I have fond memories of us watching it.
Aladdin 2016 but in the 90s.
Dude....I forgot about this movie until seeing this review hahha insane nostalgia
Insert these lyrics with the tempo of Shaq's rap, The Fresh Prince of Bel-air is now a 15 min show:
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
Hm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
Richard E Grant when he saw Shaq dunk the bad guy: “Just seen Kazaam, and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist-pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered. It’s absolutely everything that you hoped it was going to be.’
Dan Peckett a true masterpiece! 😂
*GAH*
Did he actually say that!?
"Fun" Fact: The rap battle song in the movie was a hit in Brazil. No Joke
"has" a hit or "was" a hit? 🤷🏽♂️
Brazil Nuts
@@davidjames579 We really are, maybe the translation was "good", but i'm not checking, fuck that
You gotta admit the line "When the magic is over, we aint men, WE GENIES" goes pretty hard
“What is this, Seuss Doggy Dog!? I mean, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my *LIFE* ! That’s something an INFANT says when he’s just learning how to read!”
Now do the Genie movie with SinBad that exists wholly and without a doubt.
Sinbad disagrees with you
It was called Shazam!
First thought I had when I saw this
@@Eddy-fs4uq it was never called anything becauze it doesnt exist
@@JerBear0328 that's the joke.
I don't know who's acting was worse, Shaq's, or Stuckman acting like he didn't really enjoy the movie lol.
Humbled Mumbles haha
Probably Chris.
kazam like space jam are nice kids films...adults trying to watch them is painful..they were made for kids to enjoy
Asmosis Jones great kids film as well. It’s silly and bad acting but it kept me in my room watching it all day long.
😂😂😂
This almost doesn't seem fair. This movie is just SO bad, ripping it apart is effortless. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Kind of like MANOS, the Hands of Fate, so bad its good
I think you need to step waaaaaaaay off Stuckman's back about this!
@@Alondro77 Well alright then!
Did you just
@@trailersandteasers3421 Yes sir, I did!
last time chris took a drink during his review, now i’m starting to think he takes shots before all his hilariocities
Fuckin hell. He should've asked James/AVGN to let him borrow 3D Genie for this vid.
He is turning into Mike Stoklasa.
He does sound drunk
Hahah thought the same thing!
I don't think we should tell Chris that this movies on Disney+.
*Agree
Oh my god, you’re not lying. That’s amazing. I’m gonna get as stoned as humanly possible and watch it tonight.
JerickHerick35 me neither lmfao Disney really owns everything now and I’m here for it
crunchy Can we have a review after you’ve watched it 😂
Qween Tea high or not? It’s 4/20 tomorrow so I’m gonna be stoned for 24 hrs straight
crunchy A stoned review sounds interesting 😂🙏🏻 hope the movie is enjoyable
When the kid and Shaq had a “rap battle” I truly had a mild panic attack. And for the first time in two months I didn’t blame the quarantine.
Paul Glaser has a sad life story. His wife got HIV through a blood transfusion while giving birth to their first daughter. She then transferred it to their daughter through breast feeding. They didn't even know she had HIV until after their next child was born and their son was born with HIV.
Sadly his wife and daughter passed but his son grew to adulthood
Wow. That is about as tragic as you can get.
@@kinghailz786
So was the Wuhan Coronavirus(COVID19)
HIV/AIDS will be fully cured by the end of the decade, if not much sooner.
Damn! poor Starsky
This was in 1981... even medical personnel were fully aware of the virus...
Last time I was this early, Chris was still growing up with this movie.
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"whats your favourite horror movie?"
"ooo! kazaam! you know, the one where shaq plays a genie!"
"wait thats not a horror movie!"
"youve never seen shaq act"
- Scary Movie (2000)
Nothing like a spoof of horror movies calling your performance horrific!
Find it so interesting how dry-humored Chris can be now. Year's ago he was filled with so much energy now he's a little more reserved but there's a new layer of humor to be had with it
It fits. He's older now,and my humor style changed with him
Arpit Das it dose work cause he has matured and he is older. It’s not bad I just noticed a change over time
I think hes also just seen so many garbage films now hes like numb to it, how can you be giddy about these types of movies when there are just so...so...sooooo many..
And it's not like Hollywood has been doing a much better job.. if anything movies are (somehow) becoming worse and worse
HTTRskins21 I disagree with movies getting worse but I can see your observation with him getting not excited about this movie
Tell that to zods snapped neck
I've never seen this movie and when Chris showed the clip of the french toast flying towards the mother... I thought they were gonna fly up her ass when she bent over. Bad cinematography there xD
That would've been really funny
They did it on purpose lol
Dude this ain't an NC-17
This movie was a blatant ripoff of Shazam with Sinbad!
Dante Redgrave that movie doesn’t exist google it.... “Mandela effect” look into it
@@ivanlb45 It was sarcasm lol
Actually that was Zachary Levi.
@@shayposting not that Shazam. Mandela effect is a global phenomenon where people have a vivid memory of something that never happened. The term originates from Nelson Mandela who people remember hearing died in prison back in the 80s (and some remember hearing that he died in 1991) but he never did, he died in 2013. And an example of the Mandela effect is another movie called "Shazam!" Staring the comedian Sinbad as a genie, but that movie doesn't exist, despite so many people claiming to have seen the movie. There are also many other examples, such as that the Berenstein bears never being called that, they've actually always been called "the Berenstain bears" or that the monopoly man has never wore a monocle. I believe that we just assumed they were this way. They made a film about Mandela effect
Lol
Shaq: "LET'S GREEN EGG 'N' HAM IT!!!"
Although it's not anything new to report, I just like to remind all how much this film should be appreciated because this line alone, for example, is historically known to be the greatest rap lyric line of all-time. No other artist has ever pushed themselves beyond this point of bravery to concoct such an intricately relatable/inspiring verse that it not only won multiple deserved Grammy awards, but also set an incredibly high standard for the writing in future childrens' films to push the targeted audience that much more forward towards adulthood and philosophical thinking. It is a little known fact that this film inspired such great films such as "8 Mile", "Notorious", "Straight Out of Compton", & the beloved cult classic, "Trolls".
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@@pepsjanimet181 I highly recommend it. Every true Cinephile must.
🤣🤣🤣 I love Shaq but this movie is like that old, colorful shirt that doesn't fit anymore but adds a bit of character to someone's room even though it's completely useless to own lol. But yeah, that'd still be an interesting video to make 👍
Shaq is the goat, best rapper of all time he inspired the biggies, eminems, big puns, royce da 5'9"s
That's just one line, where's the rhyme?
@@jd5726 Pacs
Chris' face during the "God Shaq" scene= priceless.
*chris' face during that battle rap scene topped that for me.* lmao
If anyone has time stamps, I'll be forever grateful lol I watched the whole video but I can't place the faces
Oh wait, scrubbed through and got lucky lol God Shaq is around 17:35
18:33 -18:44 😂 the most wondrous 11 seconds of any hilariocity.
@@kifrenky yes 😂👏🏻👏🏻
Imagine throughout the whole quarantine Kazaam is the only movie you will ever watch
There's plenty of best Disney+ movies and cartoons to be watched from the Coronavirus issues. Zootopia is one of them and the Lion King.
I'd throw out my TV and just write my own stories in composition books
Hell no. I'll just read my books again
This movie is artistically brilliant.
Don’t you mean autistically brilliant
@@landon_the_filmmaker
Only if you're ignorant.
Landon Combs seriously I am an autistic individual and it frustrates and angers me that people use my diagnosis as an insult it’s just as bad as using a racial slur I’m fine with being autistic but treating it as if it makes someone less than I have no tolerance for
cheetahluv210 I’d worry about more important stuff than this bunch of words on the internet
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor nah this movie is shit
Shaq doesn’t have to act, he just has to be there and it’s straight entertainment. He rapped with The Notorious B.I.G. gotta put some respect on him. Man of MANY talents.
TheMagnumOpus How was he in that collab?
Basically like The Rock except The Rock is a better rapping than Shaq lol
I hate the fact that I’m defending this movie, but “black market CDs” would be bootleg music.
Yeah. I don't get the problem.
James Woodard I agree! I don’t understand what Chris wasn’t getting.
Chris is pure and uncorrupted, he does not understand bootleg
I think he knows that, it's just a stupid line. Nobody would talk like that.
It’s like Chris is so naive about physical media being bootlegged that he won’t face reality.
I bet Will Smith wanted to play a genie after watching Shaq playing one
Rashune Knight imagine if both Will Smith and Shaquille O’Neal became a superhero duo of genies who have the powers of both magic and music. And the main bad guy is an evil warlock whose also has business ties to warfare weapons and the music industry.
😂😂
RalphJr2020 sir, put down the crack pipe. 😂
Disney needs to cast Shaq as a jinn in 'Genies'.
Pulp Ted 😂😂. At least this would be watchable other than those cornball, garbage ass live action movies Disney tried to do during the mid 90s and early 2000s. Remember Snow Dogs?
yeah, but when are you going to review "Shazam" starring Sinbad??
Rob Schultze Before the Mandela effect ends.
I got my copy from an alternate universe.
Death By Design Graphics prove it
Sean Michael Gordon sure let me just dig around in my ass for a while, I'm sure it's somewhere up there. Lol
The funniest introduction to a hilariocity ever
-Look everyone i have the disc
Ghostface: what's your favourite scary movie?
Drew: Kazaam! you know where Shaq plays a genie.
Ghostface: That's not a horror movie!
Drew: well you haven't seen Shaq act.
Damn I was totally gonna post this!
P.s This deserves more likes!
Really scary PG rated movie ever. 😱😰😨🙀
😂😂😂😂😂
Well, its stupidity is pretty damn disturbing
👻: "What's your favorite scary movie?"
👧: "KAZAAM..."
👻: "That's not a horror movie..."
👧: "Well... You haven't seen Shaq act..."
~Scary Movie 1
That takes med back. XD I saw Scary Movie when I was 12 and didn't pick up on many of the references.
I'm more surprised at how big Shaq's hand is when he puts it on the kid's face. he could crush his head if he wanted too! LOL
Why is it that suprising? He's 7'0!
Every time I see that scene it makes me go “That was a very aggressive grab” Like I’m surprised the kid didn’t at least go “Ow”
8 year old me thought this movie was literally the best movie of all time.
Straight facts!
Haha same!
LOL ME TOO
Lol me too
Lol me too
Christopher Stuckmann's Kazaam's Hilariocity review is the quality entertainment we need during this desperate time of Quaratine.
What I never understood is the clothes Kazaam wore towards the end of the film. Really confusing. It’s like he was in his stage performance outfit on stage then once he transports to the backstage area of the building he’s back in his raggedy genie suit from the beginning of the film. And then when he becomes “Jjin”, or Omega Saiyan mode, and gains his freedom to be human again he’s wearing a tank top and some pants instead of his stage performance outfit nor the raggedy genie gear. It’s kind of like how I watch Space Jam and ask myself, “Does anyone know that Michael is walking around in Looney Tune Land with one shoe on and they act like they do not notice it when it’s shown clearly in broad daylight?” I don’t know man. This is just my two cents here. I’m finna go watch George of The Jungle.
Agreed!
expressions on Chris Stuckmanns face when dumb scenes launch - Priceless! Love, Hilariosity’s! Please do MORE!
7:28 Chris realizing a joke he didn't know he had made and can't make because of YT's rules. I love it.
I feel like there is this odd charming innocence to Shaq that always makes me root for him
Now I’m ashamed to admit that I actually remembering loving this movie as a kid 🤭
That’s fine. Everyone has a sh*t movie that they loved
Same.
Hell, we were really young back then. 🤭
When Chris's expression be like: -_-
Our expression be like: :D
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@@pepsjanimet181 I don't wanna
@@TheTrollslayer69 Ok Thanks
@@pepsjanimet181 okay I will
I see the movie he's reviewing and I'm like :
Well, that's a steaming pile of--
Then I see his expression
I GOTTA watch this!
Your laughter is infectious. Partly why I enjoy these hilariocities as much as I do.
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Shaq is one of the worst actors ever. He should do a movie with tommy wisou
The best movie he was ever in was in the Lego Movie lmao
@@yophilip Or Good Burger
Eminen: "sometimes I feel like a rap God"
Drake: "Gods plan"
Travis scott: "she a porn star girl, ohhh, from the valley."
Shaq: "let's green, eggs and ham it"
Well, I think the winner here is clear.
That kid that tries to hit Shaq with a plank looks like a young Eminem
I'm going to be honest, I really loved this movie as a kid. The junk food scene was my favorite scene as a kid because I just imagined having all of that for myself and yeah looking back it's like wtf is this but back then my family was really poor so it really seemed amazing to me lol
And I cried at the ending when Shaq "died" and was so happy he was still alive by the end, even though now thinking back it made no sense lol it was a cute movie though
Shaq became a djinn at the end. Djinn is a genie who has managed to earn his freedom. Because Shaq learned how to love the kid and was willing to sacrifice his life for him, the curse of being a genie and always serving others was broken. Shaq didn't die; the scene where he picks Max up is him becoming even more powerful. So at the end when Max wishes for a hot chocolate and it appears, we know that Shaq still has magic but is free to walk around as a human without being a slave to the boombox that he was originally found in. (Yes, I've seen this movie too many times.)
I cried because he wished for all that food and only eats like, one candy bar from it. I was a porky kid so, naturally I was LIVID.
I have to agree with every point here. I was their target age at the time
Well then fuck you
@@misspriss2482 It's ok, I've seen this movie too much myself, when I was a kid. So, when I saw that Chris was going to review it, I was excited. I mean, I loved the Disney version of Aladdin, so I thought it was going to be like that. I certainly thought it was like that. I enjoyed this movie too, dude. I can't lie, I still slightly enjoy this movie, seeing clips of it here. Reminds me of the time I spent, watching it whenever it would show up on tv, enjoying Shaq's raps UNIRONICALLY, and thinking this was one of the best movies of all time. I don't think I can bring myself to ever hate this movie. The music, the acting, etc, it's all bad, but in a good way. Which is why I guess Chris is reviewing it as a Hilariocity.
Chris is sounding more like "YourMovieSucks" with every Hilariosity review. He's slowly being broken down into a grizzled, apathetic furry.
All of Shaq’s songs sound like the Morpheus rap from The Eric Andre Show.
MORPHEUS DRINKING A 40 IN A DEATH BASKET
Critics: this is why we shouldn’t let Shaq act
Shaq: imma be in yo commercials
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
"Oh I know Kazaam! You know the one where Shaq plays the Genie."
"That's not a horror movie."
"Yeah well you haven't seen Shaq act."
Chris is gonna be shocked when he finds out that Shaq is a multi platinum selling rapper. He even had a song with Biggie.
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@@pepsjanimet181 fuck you man
@ What is wrong sir?
Think Movies you asked for their comment though.
Think Movies stfu bitch
Shaq was actually auditioning for Etrigan in “Justice League” with those rhymes. 😂
Hahahahahahaha, dude, you killed me
The action sequences in this movie are like Threat Level Midnight.
17:50 broke me
I love how the music is going so hard like this is the greatest cinematic achievement of all time.
This movie should have been called shaqzam.
That makes no sense.
@@justincoleman3805 Shaquille O'Neal. Shaqzam. Shazam.
I was in 5th grade, ch.1 news advertised this everyday at my school for two months, and nobody wanted to see it. The black kids said o'Neil was to clean and boring in my homeroom class. At 9 and 10 years old kids in 1996 were listening to snooppdog and Tupac.
Fun fact: P!nk was in an all girl group before she got famous and they had a song on the soundtrack
Shaq is probably THE WORST actor I’ve ever seen.
Lol. And Chris looks like he has ptsd. Sorry Chris 😂
I mean, he is one of the best basketball players of all time. He has to have some flaws right? LOL
im almost sure he did it for the lolz, and if it happend to be good he would earn a few bucks
Chris do you remember watching Shazam with Sinbad right before Kazzam came out?;)
@@henryduttweiler his acting still sucks
@@KirilPetrov65 He's not an ACTOR
Damn this Hilariocrity was LONG overdue!!! I laughed sooo hard!
And yes I PLAYED ShaqFu on Nintendo!!!
Shaq is my favorite basketball player. When this came out I was obsessed with everything Shaq did his movies, his game, his shoes, his music.
I circled those shoes everytime I got the eastbay catalog
Imagine watching this either drunk or high. My God, that would be some adventure right there
lost at sea 16 years old me actually watched it on acid at a friend’s in vhs. We laughed so much that we woke up her mom and that was a big ass fucking house
@@mandece oh damn XD
“Let’s green egg & ham it”
9:22 Hey, the kid's mom is Agent Stahl from Sons of Anarchy.
Holy shit it is... No wonder I wanted to hate f*ck her...
14:30
"Suffered a curse
That was more than malarial
Lived as a ghost
Granted wishes material
Served every Tom, Dickand Harrial
And if you think that's bad
Here's my age
Oh, square octogenarial"
- Shaq, Rap Geinie
This is my favorite hilariocity review of yours, the edits of your face at the part where the kid literally elevates to Shaqs giant fucking head had me dying
Actually, Shaq is a platinum selling recording artist and producer. He's also a pretty popular DJ.
Shaq has done so many incredible things. It's ridiculous when you list them off.
And a Doctor of Education!
John Lemus he cant beat Marshmallow
I don’t care I’ll always love this movie, and I felt it when Shaq was free’d 😭 not gonna lie that hot chocolate at the end always looked good lol
Scary Movie 1:
- The Killer: What's your favorite scary movie?
- Drew Decker: "Kazaam"! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.
- The Killer: That's not a horror movie.
- Drew Decker: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
Reminds me a bit of "Shazaam" starring Sinbad. I used to watch it all the time as a kid. Total nostalgia. You should review that as well!
lol it's not exist.mandela effect
he’s goofing
"well I'm really happy for you" while running away. LOL
Chris’s face in the background lmao I’m dead 🤣🤣
16:44, Stuckmann should really release a rap album... Just look at that charisma...
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@@mithunnair22 what is wrong bro?
Not even online school can stop me from watching this
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19:21 made me laugh out loud "there he is, there's shaq, he's still alive, he's, he's, how is he? what happened? Just, I dont know what just happened actually" hahahaha
they need to remake this with Kanye west. he would be perfect, especially as the MegaKanye at the end. it could also help finally launch his rap career.
Omg Yes!
"Lets Green Egg and Ham it!" - Kazaam
What disturbs me more: the kids oily haircut or his snaggle tooth.
Seriously, I hope he was able to afford a dentist after this at least
@@spibbymcgoo4877 After A Bronx Tale im sure he had enough money..
Definitely that tooth OMG
Good to see more hillariousity reviews.
Now we need more retro rewinds.
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7:19, "...and other activities you do with your hand..."
I can't stop watching the rap battle moment with Chris's reactions😄😆😅
Hilariocity's are the reason I wake up in the morning.
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And depression is the reason you stay in bed
The Boy in this movie was also in Free Willy 2 I know that because I like that film more than This film! LMAO! Oh BTW I have Shaq Fu for Switch!
Hold the phone!!! SHAQ FU IS ON THE SWITCH!!??
A person of finer taste I see!
Oof, this child actor is just bad all around lol
@Tom The Fish oh lord! A remake?? But why? Haha
12:37 Chris "Omg, Shut the F*ck up!" XD
18:17-18:53 - “The portals scene in Endgame is the most EPIC scene in movie history.”
Kazaam: Hold my beer.
Chris forgot about the scene when the kid tells Shaq “I own you.” One of the most awful, tone deaf piece of dialogue ever lol
I guess
123rockfan And none of the filmmakers saw a problem with that scene, lol.
It's a genie, man. Why read the slavery into it?
The Gilman well the reason I think of slavery is because he IS a genie, and Genies always serve a master. That’s why I think the line sounds weird
@@123rockfan Nothing "tone deaf" about that.
That “NooOoooOOOooO” at 16:55 is Oscar worthy 🤭
“AND OTHER ACTIVITIES YOU DO WITH YOUR HAND”
I must say that my boi Chris’ beard is looking crisp and lush here. Quarantine has certainly been kind to his facial hair
So like, why is Shaq feeling pain from the punches, he's a genie 😂😂😂 those punches should be going right through you, my man
7:09 Chris had a dirty mind moment right here. I think we all did lmao
Waking up to Shaq is scary enough.
Now imagine waking up to MEGA SHAQ.
I had this movie on VHS as a kid. I loved it at the time. I wonder how I'd feel watching it again?
Honestly I'm amazed it even has a blu-ray edition.
“I could sure use a nice hot cup of chocolate”
"Kid mixed up like all of the words in that line. Should we do another take?"
"I don't fucking care, this is Kazaam"