April Fools!! almost every fact is fake, trickster fox boy strikes again (yes i will gladly spoil this because misinformation is bad) I know this video definitely isn't as good as last year's but I really wanted to try something new instead of copying an old idea or clickbaiting 2.2 yet again. Speaking of 2.2, hopefully it brings more interesting ideas for the next few years. This video definitely isn't my proudest but I think it still came out fine, but I feel guilty since in the grand scheme of things it's just me telling lies for 9 minutes then going "haha jk" at the end. If you're wondering which facts are actually real (some are real, some are false but based on a real discovery), I'll be uploading a video to my second channel later. Edit: I forgot about this but it's up now! ruclips.net/video/JXlG62J5OW4/видео.html Also, I showed the wrong Fingerdash footage at 7:48, here's a screenshot of the portal I was actually talking about: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/461575285364752386/959548063054176266/portal.jpg Special thanks to Wylie (@TheWylieMaster) for supplying the code screenshots and helping with pretty much every part of the video! Full credits in the video description.
Colon does April Fools so well. I already knew it was April 1st but he still sort of convinced me to the point to think this was a combo of actual unused features and April Fools jokes.
i wouldve completely believed this if he didnt say it at the end and i literally got upset when i read colons tweet about how he wont make an april fools this year today
The "Diabolical Monstore" Is a direct reference to Scrupulous Fingore, an unused enemy in Super Mario. Even the reaction of Robtop was the exact same as it was with the Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Nintendo.
i like how it’s going to be an april fools video but still has the blue coins and the broken transition thing in the thumbnail edit: for the blue coin i was talking about an early design for the user coin
The hidden rickroll was so clever I was genuinely confused for a sec until i remembered what April Fools' anthem was Also the Ultra Low Detail Mode sounds like a genuinely great feature, deffo could help with beating modern demons where you can't see the level at all
uldm is added to the lite version along with some more 2.2 stuff It say it will only remove glow though, that could mean the particles, subtle glow from blocks, and glow objects itself It's name is also changed to ELDM
Fun Fact: The game had an anti piracy in its beta versions. It would pop up when it detected you pirated the game and would disable all online features. It also asks to buy the full game because it supports RobTop. There is a screen shot online. I can't remember the link though.
I don't know enough GD to know what's real and what's not, and by the time I found out it was all fake, I still believe some of these are real lol Awesome video :)
Shame we’re not getting an April Fools’ video from Colon this year, but this will still be amazing! Edit 12/31/23: You can stop fighting in the comments now 😭 Colon said before the premiere that he didnt have an April Fools video planned for 2022 and I knew he was joking I just wanted to play along
I have a theory that in 2.2 they will add blue coins that are practice mode coins that will still give you icons but not the same icons that you’ll get whenever you get normal coins.
Never gonna give you 2.2 Always gonna let you down You're not gonna run around I'll desert you And I'll gonna make you cry Gd will tell you "goodbye" All because i was telling lies 'Bout 2.2 -RubRub
The "hold to dash!" (It actually says "hold to dash" without the "!") actually appears if you don't hold the first dash orb Or probably it's the mobile version
I messed around with the level edit hack on megahack to get the secret coins to work. I found out that if you click Edit Object, it uses the old Edit Object UI. It also can not be copy pasted or saved as a custom object. They can also be placed in custom levels, but reloading causes them to disappear. You can also place infinite of them.
I always look forward to your April fool's videos because they always are a lot of fun to watch, and this one was no exception, but this time you made most of it sound legit. The only truly outlandish part I felt was when you were talking about potbor's cut dialogue, but aside from that, you did a good job of making this video look legit, good job :)
4:10 I see the scripulous_fingore reference. Sneaky. Not sure if anyone else noticed it. Thank you for making me realise indirectly that the actual scripulous_fingore was fake lol. Nice references to the og tweet too.
Hoenstly, I would've loved to actually see scripulous_fingore in a Mario title. Something like a finger gun attack would have been genius. But seeing as how Miyamoto was upset when asked about it, I doubt we'll be seeing it officially...
I can’t wait to see the amount of pure effort he puts into this, especially after last years banger!!!!!!!!!!! Edit: I though this was real and was so hyped about the tweaks in the main levels I’m gonna go cry now
Okay, honestly, this was a MUCH better prank than the other years. When I first saw the video, i thought "wait, is colon ACTUALLY not doing an april fools video this year?". Yeah, turns out colon just gost really good at lying.
8:55 this was the point I realised. Some of the stuff in this were *actually true* so I genuinely believed it despite april fools day (thinking the joke was that there wasn't one) up until I replayed never gonna give you up in my head
0:41 This is not misinformation. If you look at stereo madness copya (ble) you can see some of these triggers 1:13 This also may have been used in Deadlocked
Lmao I was legit jamming out to the tapping for Firebird's grid lines thinking "Of course MDK made another good song, I love the beat of it" Goddammit Colon, you're too good... we will never give you up.
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone' They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah) My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh) In the thick of it, this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows) They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh) Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy) This is how the story goes (Nah, nah) Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone' They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah) My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh) In the thick of it, this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows) They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh) Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy) This is how the story goes (Nah, nah) Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes
So professionally made, as in like if it wasn't for the date i would have fallen for some of them. Also, how dare you rick roll us in the most convoluted way ever.
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone' They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah) My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh) In the thick of it, this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows) They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh) Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy) This is how the story goes (Nah, nah) Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes
You are the only person I know that puts so much effort into an april fools video. Great job, you're always getting me at the beginning of the video and then at the end I think "of course, it's so obvious". Love it
4:35 fun fact, when he talks about the incredible functionality that the robtop had in mind for the More Games button, this was ported to the Geode mod loader as a mod, with coins and everything working
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone' They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah) My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh) In the thick of it, this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows) They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh) Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy) This is how the story goes (Nah, nah) Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone' They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah) My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh) In the thick of it, this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows) They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh) Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy) This is how the story goes (Nah, nah) Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes
Opinions on the possible 2.2 changes of old levels: BAB/Electrody spike fix: Good change. HF duel change: I liked the difficulty of it and I figured out how to do it every time. Bad change. BP mini ship: Neutral change. EA blocks removed: Probably won't happen because that's the thing EA is known for. Bad change. SM coin rebuff: I don't know why Rob thinks a coin in the easiest level has to be this difficult but I like it. Good change. TOE2 ship nerf: I really hope this doesn't happen because then it would be boring to play. Bad change. Fingerdash gravity portal: If Rob put S blocks there, which I assume he did, it's awful. Bad change.
I glad that at least you understand that there is *literally* nothing wrong with the Hexagon Force dual part. People act like it's "buggy" and "doesn't make sense", when all you have to do is know when to click. And for the people who need it explained in detail, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO, is click two times quickly to hit the orb as the bottom cube BEFORE the top cube lands on the ground.
I even checked it just now to see how hard it is. And WOW. Not only do you not even have to click two times quickly at all (just don't hold long enough for the top cube to jump), but it EVEN GOES TO THE SONG.
Colon this is really cool. I know it was mostly fake, but i appreciated the actual things that exist in the game that people might not know about (the removed blocks and the advice messages for fingerdash, polargeist and stereo madness). You make this game interesting even when its literally fake
I had not read the april fools in brakets and thought it was real. Very great made. It felt a little weird that electroman adventures had the breakable blocks removed from lite.
Damnit, I remember watching this months ago and knowing it was fake then, but I just rewatched it today and didn't remember until the potbor section. Damn you and your funny little misinformations lmao
1:17 - When I scrolled into the comment section to type this, I found out this is an April Fools' video. I recognize this block as I've played 2.2 before. In the 2.2 editor, it appears next to the blue teleport portal. But it's unused, you put the blue portal in platformer mode and you can freely move the yellow one.
the fingerdash one uses the “on death” trigger you could’ve said “fingerdash doesn’t have one because “hold to dash” was made using a trigger in the editor” that way you could’ve made it look more real
![Geometry Dash LOST BITS | Unused & Cut Content [TetraBitGaming]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cezEv2I7UI8/mqdefault.jpg)
April Fools!! almost every fact is fake, trickster fox boy strikes again (yes i will gladly spoil this because misinformation is bad)
I know this video definitely isn't as good as last year's but I really wanted to try something new instead of copying an old idea or clickbaiting 2.2 yet again. Speaking of 2.2, hopefully it brings more interesting ideas for the next few years. This video definitely isn't my proudest but I think it still came out fine, but I feel guilty since in the grand scheme of things it's just me telling lies for 9 minutes then going "haha jk" at the end.
If you're wondering which facts are actually real (some are real, some are false but based on a real discovery), I'll be uploading a video to my second channel later.
Edit: I forgot about this but it's up now! ruclips.net/video/JXlG62J5OW4/видео.html
Also, I showed the wrong Fingerdash footage at 7:48, here's a screenshot of the portal I was actually talking about: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/461575285364752386/959548063054176266/portal.jpg
Special thanks to Wylie (@TheWylieMaster) for supplying the code screenshots and helping with pretty much every part of the video! Full credits in the video description.
My disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
My dissappinted is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
GD Colon is it True that you Played my last GD Level and Loved it so much you Made it Into a Poster!
nearly everything before the potbor confession sounded so true wtf, and even if it wasnt realistic you worded it in a way that made it sound legit
The best part about this is that not everything is made up, like the unused transition trigger.
Also that rickroll was very creative
True, I had to rewatch that part to get it lol
There was a rick roll??
@@mangaprofilepicture5820 its at 8:36
I am unsubscribing after this
8:32
Why must you hurt me in this way 😢
NOOOOOOOOOOP
Colon does April Fools so well. I already knew it was April 1st but he still sort of convinced me to the point to think this was a combo of actual unused features and April Fools jokes.
i wouldve completely believed this if he didnt say it at the end and i literally got upset when i read colons tweet about how he wont make an april fools this year today
Ikr and then ending it with a godamn rickroll, legend.
I know
it was cuz the unused start pos and the trigger that he showed that wulzy uses a lot are real
I'm pretty sure it is, the green transition and start pos are actually real objects and levels have been made with them
The "Diabolical Monstore" Is a direct reference to Scrupulous Fingore, an unused enemy in Super Mario.
Even the reaction of Robtop was the exact same as it was with the Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Nintendo.
scrupulous fingore was actually fake too
@@Lunarcreepernah I don’t think so
scripulous*
also i was rewatching this video and it FINALLY hit me and then i opened the comments and saw this
Scripulous_Fingore.png
Miyamoto... did not found Nintendo.
i like how it’s going to be an april fools video but still has the blue coins and the broken transition thing in the thumbnail
edit: for the blue coin i was talking about an early design for the user coin
The block with a green circle is a broken version of a fade type
Blue coin is also a early version of the user coin
@@amir12789 yea I use it bc it's pretty silly as it throws a party sometimes when it exits your screen lmao
@@amir12789 It also has a block hitbox for some reason
edit: it was april fools joke
The hidden rickroll was so clever I was genuinely confused for a sec until i remembered what April Fools' anthem was
Also the Ultra Low Detail Mode sounds like a genuinely great feature, deffo could help with beating modern demons where you can't see the level at all
The ULDM could be used to make some memory levels too easy
uldm is added to the lite version along with some more 2.2 stuff
It say it will only remove glow though, that could mean the particles, subtle glow from blocks, and glow objects itself
It's name is also changed to ELDM
I knew that was a rickroll when I first heard it 8:36
I detected It in the first time ._.
I've never even listened to Firebird, so I thought that's what it sounded like, although it was so familiar but I just never got it.
Fun Fact:
The game had an anti piracy in its beta versions. It would pop up when it detected you pirated the game and would disable all online features. It also asks to buy the full game because it supports RobTop. There is a screen shot online. I can't remember the link though.
real
nu uh i doxxed robtop and then it stopped appearing
When i purposely spread misinformation
If you ignore the message, you will be teleported to bloodlust in real life, so you got to escape in one attempt
so, antipiracy would just be gd lite.
epic!
I don't know enough GD to know what's real and what's not, and by the time I found out it was all fake, I still believe some of these are real lol
Awesome video :)
Hi pixelcraftian. Didnt know you watch gd content
The tap to jump on stereo madness is real after you die twice.
hi pc
Same
A few of these are real
Shame we’re not getting an April Fools’ video from Colon this year, but this will still be amazing!
Edit 12/31/23: You can stop fighting in the comments now 😭
Colon said before the premiere that he didnt have an April Fools video planned for 2022 and I knew he was joking I just wanted to play along
Just imagine April Fools vid comes out on May 1st
:(
I think it is?
Yeah, the 2.2 and the user coin ones were amazing, sad he’s not doing anything this year
@@annettemaldonado3373 r/woooosh
I have a theory that in 2.2 they will add blue coins that are practice mode coins that will still give you icons but not the same icons that you’ll get whenever you get normal coins.
Never gonna give you 2.2
Always gonna let you down
You're not gonna run around
I'll desert you
And I'll gonna make you cry
Gd will tell you "goodbye"
All because i was telling lies
'Bout 2.2
-RubRub
Noice
“and i’ll gonna make you cry”
😂
Otober 2023
@@kalebplayz125 decenbebrrrr toOtotee
8:36 this has to be the most big brain rickroll of all times
Whyyyyyy
colon pin this
same but still 8:36 get rickrolled by rick alstey by the song never gonna give you up >:D
OH WAIT YES IT IS
It’s been done hundreds of times in this format it’s not funny
The rickroll at 8:35 was clean 👌 and kinda secretive i almost didn't notice it.
i wish i didnt hear this thanks bro
Even after reading this comment it still caught me off guard
The "hold to dash!" (It actually says "hold to dash" without the "!") actually appears if you don't hold the first dash orb
Or probably it's the mobile version
ye
it's just a text object in the level, not a hard coded message
@@BouncingKetchup yea, it’s just an on death triggerp
The text is not hardcoded but it is a text object linked to a death trigger
I love how reasonable some of these are, you can’t even tell it’s an April fools joke until near the end… Great job!!!
that's because everything in the first 2 minutes is real, probably to convince you that the rest are real too.
Sorry but if you actually thought that the potbor dialogue was real then you’re a lost cause
6:59 I think the blank dialogue box is like scratch saying "wtf just happened"
I messed around with the level edit hack on megahack to get the secret coins to work. I found out that if you click Edit Object, it uses the old Edit Object UI. It also can not be copy pasted or saved as a custom object. They can also be placed in custom levels, but reloading causes them to disappear. You can also place infinite of them.
THAT'S SO COOL
@@GDColon epic
Yo wait thats actually really cool
8:36 This guy, he got us well by rickrolling us... Well done Colon, well done.
6:38 5 MONTHS AGO I BELIEVED THIS WAS CANON FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL I SAW THE UPLOAD DATE BIGGEST HEARTBREAK OF MY LIFE
real
I always look forward to your April fool's videos because they always are a lot of fun to watch, and this one was no exception, but this time you made most of it sound legit. The only truly outlandish part I felt was when you were talking about potbor's cut dialogue, but aside from that, you did a good job of making this video look legit, good job :)
@@aidanrmorphis5857 not all of them
8:35 this is the most clever rickroll ever made
LOL 😂🤣
50th like
I thought it was megalovania
0:07 spaceuk lol
lol he hacked
The fact this is a April fool's video is still funny
4:10 I see the scripulous_fingore reference. Sneaky. Not sure if anyone else noticed it. Thank you for making me realise indirectly that the actual scripulous_fingore was fake lol. Nice references to the og tweet too.
Hoenstly, I would've loved to actually see scripulous_fingore in a Mario title. Something like a finger gun attack would have been genius. But seeing as how Miyamoto was upset when asked about it, I doubt we'll be seeing it officially...
How do you say “What is this? some kind of geometry dash?” without bursting out laughing 😭😭
Every GD Colon video I see makes my heart warm
Imagine replying a 2 years old comment
I need the Potbor and Scratch story to finish 😭 im too invested
same someone get real drunk and complete it pls
I want a full version so bad! If only we got Topala to do it...
I can finish it
Potbor: Scratch come closer
Scratch: Potbor what are you doing?
Potbor: fine then I will
Mwaw
5 likes and i will mod diabolical monstor into gd
5 likes.
I can’t wait to see the amount of pure effort he puts into this, especially after last years banger!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: I though this was real and was so hyped about the tweaks in the main levels I’m gonna go cry now
Oops it seems orange furry boi lied to you uh oh!
SAME
Orrange furri boi is actually potbor being an animal
The second I heard "I might be falling for scratch" I immediately became skeptical.
The song for firebird at the end was actually never gonna give you up I think
8:31 just realised he rickrolled us
I realised instantly
Okay, honestly, this was a MUCH better prank than the other years. When I first saw the video, i thought "wait, is colon ACTUALLY not doing an april fools video this year?". Yeah, turns out colon just gost really good at lying.
Fun fact: fingerdash actually says “Hold To Dash!”
I was convinced that everything before Potbor’s confession was real. I can’t believe you.
Thanks for the rickroll, it was the golden
Fast portal
@@aid3nxr_editz Fast portal
same
diabolical monstore
that one was actually the one i was most disappointed about.
Colon: Makes joke video on April 1st
People in Australia and New Zealand:
my Bluetooth headphone just shut down exactly right in 1:36 when GD crash
you little
you used actual secrets to trick me into believing the fake ones
that's genius and horrendous at the same time
0:45 for the default slab, I wish the inner glow was set to black by default.
8:45 Nice RickRoll there
8:55 this was the point I realised.
Some of the stuff in this were *actually true* so I genuinely believed it despite april fools day (thinking the joke was that there wasn't one) up until I replayed never gonna give you up in my head
you didn't even hear the never gonna give you up beat at 8:38
@@jakerussell135 I didn't hear it at first ngl
yeah same i legit didnt think anything about the beat until colon said the vid was fake and i realized its supposed to be never gonna give you up
You’ll need to watch it more then once to notice it
this is a good representation of how people trust anyone on the Internet and don't check the information! nice work, colon, this is deep.
The funniest possible thing robtop could do is release 2.2 with the potbor x scratch dialogue
Out of the video, this part is probably the most comedy gold: 6:37
8:35 is also a reasonable timestamp (it's a rick roll)
0:41 This is not misinformation. If you look at stereo madness copya (ble) you can see some of these triggers
1:13 This also may have been used in Deadlocked
facts
For the 1:13 thing, that’s not actually the case. It’s a normal version of the teleport portal outside that level
1:06 that got implemented it seems, no longer solid or visible in normal play
Lmao I was legit jamming out to the tapping for Firebird's grid lines thinking "Of course MDK made another good song, I love the beat of it"
Goddammit Colon, you're too good... we will never give you up.
…And we’ll hopefully never let Colon down :)
And we wont desert him@@ghostlydude6478
6:53 i dont know why but this joke is so hilarious to me
7:12 subtitles: "mysterious level called F irebird"
I noticed that
Nooooo it's not an April fool's day video lol, alright this works too haha
watch the last minute of the video
8:36
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
i've watched colon long enough to know that I shouldn't always trust him on April fools
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
@@IncomeTaxReturnDocument STOP WHY DOES THAT SONGS LYRIC VIDEO SOUND LIKE AND LOOK LIKE A 2016 GAMING INTRO. 😭
ID 55 was actually added in 2.2 and is an object you can use, but it is not solid
So professionally made, as in like if it wasn't for the date i would have fallen for some of them. Also, how dare you rick roll us in the most convoluted way ever.
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
You are the only person I know that puts so much effort into an april fools video. Great job, you're always getting me at the beginning of the video and then at the end I think "of course, it's so obvious". Love it
Fast portal
4:35 fun fact, when he talks about the incredible functionality that the robtop had in mind for the More Games button, this was ported to the Geode mod loader as a mod, with coins and everything working
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
i like how colon mixed in some actually true things in there to make it extra confusing.
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
@IncomeTaxReturnDocument so true
you have no idea i would sit and listen to colon lying to my face for 1 hour straight and i'd still find it entertaining
I wish it was canon that Potbor had a crush on Scratch
Opinions on the possible 2.2 changes of old levels:
BAB/Electrody spike fix: Good change.
HF duel change: I liked the difficulty of it and I figured out how to do it every time. Bad change.
BP mini ship: Neutral change.
EA blocks removed: Probably won't happen because that's the thing EA is known for. Bad change.
SM coin rebuff: I don't know why Rob thinks a coin in the easiest level has to be this difficult but I like it. Good change.
TOE2 ship nerf: I really hope this doesn't happen because then it would be boring to play. Bad change.
Fingerdash gravity portal: If Rob put S blocks there, which I assume he did, it's awful. Bad change.
I glad that at least you understand that there is *literally* nothing wrong with the Hexagon Force dual part. People act like it's "buggy" and "doesn't make sense", when all you have to do is know when to click.
And for the people who need it explained in detail, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO, is click two times quickly to hit the orb as the bottom cube BEFORE the top cube lands on the ground.
I even checked it just now to see how hard it is. And WOW. Not only do you not even have to click two times quickly at all (just don't hold long enough for the top cube to jump), but it EVEN GOES TO THE SONG.
@@sirusjohnson109 Lol yeah sometimes people can't understand basic things.
Colon this is really cool. I know it was mostly fake, but i appreciated the actual things that exist in the game that people might not know about (the removed blocks and the advice messages for fingerdash, polargeist and stereo madness). You make this game interesting even when its literally fake
old line trigger: im not a line trigger im a crash trigger
line trigger: what is it? 2.2? MY TEXTURE?! NOOOOOOOOOO- *turns into unnamed col trigger*
Until 1:13 it was actually legit, I saw Cyrillic using the triggers in his level.
Pretty sure everything up to the windows phone bit is real
The weird block transition thing?
1:30 is where the first fake things start where he says there's unused ones according to colon himself
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsaye and it is a real transition obj in 2.2 now
Makes up for no april fool video! Colon’s content always cheers me up!
it is
Its annoying at this point seeing a cool video idea wasted in april fools 💀
This man only uploads on april 1rst but when he does it's so golden.
I don’t know why I love the W I D E at 0:20 so much
Relly wide
8:36 Didn’t even realise it was a rickroll at first
The fingerdash message is actually used, if you die when you tap the first green orb, the game makes the line pop up.
thats a text block in the level, not hard coded
4:20 SCRIPULOUS FINGORE?!!!!
I had not read the april fools in brakets and thought it was real. Very great made. It felt a little weird that electroman adventures had the breakable blocks removed from lite.
I believed this whole video because at 0:52, cyrillic put those objects in that one stereo madness level
3:50 "Only an insane person would want to navigate the menus like this"
Looks at fnm04 >_>
its ssoh v4 pack
That happens when mobile players open ocular miracle
Damnit, I remember watching this months ago and knowing it was fake then, but I just rewatched it today and didn't remember until the potbor section. Damn you and your funny little misinformations lmao
3:25 i mean hold to dash IS in the game at the first dash orb in Fingerdash
I think it is an actual text box instead of being hard coded
1:17 - When I scrolled into the comment section to type this, I found out this is an April Fools' video. I recognize this block as I've played 2.2 before. In the 2.2 editor, it appears next to the blue teleport portal. But it's unused, you put the blue portal in platformer mode and you can freely move the yellow one.
you can get it in 2.11 as well
6:29 I think the rainbow-filled level is geometrical dominator 🤔🤔🤔
I thought it was limbo
the fingerdash one uses the “on death” trigger you could’ve said “fingerdash doesn’t have one because “hold to dash” was made using a trigger in the editor” that way you could’ve made it look more real
I actually was missing these kind of videos
2:38 it also happens in fingerdash if you dont hold on the hold orb
thats actual text though
@@ShartMaster ohh i didnt know
@@ShartMaster what? These are also real texts
@@DeamonDragoon the one on finger dash is not hard coded, meaning it uses the text object with a move trigger
i was doing something else while watching, and i only noticed it was a troll when you said the breakable blocks were removed lol
... i literally didn't even realise until the rickroll
6:43 yeah i use it to make games
me too
Me too
3:03 i love how he used the old name for the ufo
Gay Potbor and Scratch would have been the best thing in existance
😅
8:26 NOOOOOO WHY WOULDYOU DO THAT
Man firebird sounds really familiar... I think its made by RA, right?
When It Already Looks Perfect In The Thumbnail Before The Premiere
we all know its an april fools video, but all of colon's april fools vids are just so good.
if potbor x scratch is canon im gonna throw the biggest party
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A RICK ROLL UNTIL I WATCHED IT FOR THE THIRD TIME! 8:44
4:27 this is when I got the joke
i still don't get it
@@meklpeckle1936 mario fans only
It's about this fake leak called scripulous_fingore.
Scripulous fingore
3:08 I would say it's blank, not empty - a space character means there's something so it's not empty, but the lack of anything visible makes it blank.
Guys: This is a joke. It’s the annual April fools video of his
unfortunately twitter might get mad at him!!
no shit sherlock 💀
I can’t wait for the video
Nah really??? Thanks for figuring it out, detective
No way REALLY?
8:00 the thing is Rick roll xd
?
On figerdash, if you dont dash, it will also appear the message(only on the first dash orb)
5:53 blue secret coin where the coin should be
3:58 This is my icon in Right Side
My birthday is April 2nd, which is the exact time you uploaded this video.
How convenient.
5:58 Well well well...
*starts beatboxing*
I get it lol
I don't get it
I get it
1:59 BROOO YOU WAS RIGHT
8:36 i also don't know but you gotta never give up, and never let everyone down