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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @juanitamaria5499
    @juanitamaria5499 4 года назад +4124

    Who's watching this in 2020??? I miss this videos.... the old shane😭😭😭

    • @chellelove2520
      @chellelove2520 4 года назад +74

      Juanita María that’s why I’m watching old videos because simply missing Shane

    • @aliyahmeier_
      @aliyahmeier_ 4 года назад +11

      Sameee

    • @TeddyK1ng
      @TeddyK1ng 4 года назад +30

      Exactly! I Really Like Binge Watching His Older Videos

    • @floratp5535
      @floratp5535 4 года назад +3

      Yessss

    • @miint.658
      @miint.658 4 года назад +15

      His older videos are so funny and always make me smile

  • @snootboot9700
    @snootboot9700 7 лет назад +6584

    "dont be illumi-naughty!" i love garrett

  • @bbluenya6990
    @bbluenya6990 7 лет назад +17156

    casually sips holy water

  • @Colts92-ve2nl
    @Colts92-ve2nl 6 месяцев назад +30

    Still watching in 2024,absolutely love Shane..he’s so funny and the only RUclipsr I get pure entertainment out of watching.

  • @derickshunichi5058
    @derickshunichi5058 5 лет назад +2587

    No one:
    Shane: making fun of the illuminati

    • @tbslkatie
      @tbslkatie 5 лет назад +2

      life sucks now that’s the right way to write that.

    • @pietroscorpions9866
      @pietroscorpions9866 5 лет назад +1

      @@theofficialsdos hi did you get what you want? How much you pay ?

    • @Scilla_Sage
      @Scilla_Sage 5 лет назад +7

      guys please make sure there’s only 666 likes lol

    • @pietroscorpions9866
      @pietroscorpions9866 5 лет назад

      @@Scilla_Sage you are such an idiot

    • @ybgoatz312
      @ybgoatz312 5 лет назад +1

      lol

  • @pingahito5478
    @pingahito5478 7 лет назад +9241

    **Shanes House is about to catch on fire**
    Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA

    • @mariecazares8270
      @mariecazares8270 7 лет назад +95

      TheWorldIsBeautiful 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I almost pissed myself

    • @loocie4636
      @loocie4636 7 лет назад +21

      Yes we want to see

    • @jillian5050
      @jillian5050 7 лет назад +63

      When your Jake Paul

    • @albatoulmhd3921
      @albatoulmhd3921 7 лет назад +25

      priorities

    • @emmsschannel4765
      @emmsschannel4765 7 лет назад +7

      TheWorldIsBeautiful I CRIED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @comic_life_86
    @comic_life_86 5 лет назад +3830

    IDK, here he is joking about joining iluminati, but then a year later - making a bilion dollar pallet with Jeffree alian Star... just saying

    • @marscreaturesplanetofmars8706
      @marscreaturesplanetofmars8706 5 лет назад +21

      Just want to ask you..... did I like or love iluminati

    • @ravitalsecunda3615
      @ravitalsecunda3615 5 лет назад +50

      Yes he's with them and jeffry star is to!

    • @ilonaxxx20
      @ilonaxxx20 5 лет назад +11

      😀😀😀😂😂😂 you are not bright at all.

    • @teep2056
      @teep2056 5 лет назад +20

      Because they have different ones making a joke about it to try to throw people off

    • @gloomybearguts
      @gloomybearguts 5 лет назад +2

      😱

  • @isrkaaa
    @isrkaaa 3 года назад +75

    shane saying “DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA”. i almost dieddd 😭😭 16:36

    • @JayAymi
      @JayAymi 4 месяца назад

      😂😂💀

  • @thalianickol2604
    @thalianickol2604 5 лет назад +927

    *everyone except Shane screaming about burning book*
    Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA!

  • @Gobacktothepondyousillygoose
    @Gobacktothepondyousillygoose 5 лет назад +1192

    Shane saying “ *DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERAAAAA* ” when the book was on fire just buttered my croissant

  • @cyn379
    @cyn379 5 лет назад +14350

    Shane: *joins the illuminati*
    Shane one year later: *is about to make millions on a makeup palate*
    I’m just sayin 😳😳

  • @thestrangeone4819
    @thestrangeone4819 4 года назад +88

    I love how everyone is now making theories about Shane being part of the Illuminati in the comments.

  • @juno8630
    @juno8630 6 лет назад +497

    If all are equal, then why are they calling themselves "elite"?

    • @xylenebracamonte1569
      @xylenebracamonte1569 6 лет назад +9

      Because they are killing the non elite ones. 😜😜
      Seriously look up agenda 21.

    • @oliviaouhrabka6621
      @oliviaouhrabka6621 6 лет назад

      @@xylenebracamonte1569 ur in it and have read it??😱

    • @animmigrantperspective3042
      @animmigrantperspective3042 6 лет назад +2

      Because all elites are equal

    • @thedarkapex5327
      @thedarkapex5327 6 лет назад +1

      @@xylenebracamonte1569 agenda 21 is honestly another theory

    • @thedarkapex5327
      @thedarkapex5327 6 лет назад +1

      @Lillian GUERIN well the illuminati saw everyone as equal and wanted to free the state from the cruel tyrannical Roman Catholic church

  • @taylorbreckenridge6390
    @taylorbreckenridge6390 7 лет назад +5238

    "Life's journey begins at the bottom," *points at Ryland*

  • @_joooie
    @_joooie 5 лет назад +4678

    Tell me I’m not the only person rewatching these cause I miss his videos🙁
    Edit: wow wtf I don’t think I’ve ever got that much likes😂
    Edit two: Nothing happened to him I just posted this before he uploaded so-

    • @_joooie
      @_joooie 5 лет назад +8

      LemexTheGreatestVEVO nothing he’s just been working on a video for like weeks or sum

    • @elliearmstrong2280
      @elliearmstrong2280 5 лет назад +1

      Jjlove1056 me too

    • @moniba.xo2
      @moniba.xo2 5 лет назад +2

      Don't worry dude, your not

    • @daredevilking1797
      @daredevilking1797 5 лет назад +2

      Jjlove1056 me too

    • @r.c.whitaker296
      @r.c.whitaker296 5 лет назад +19

      Definitely. I preferred Shane's videos when he wasn't trying to be so grown up.

  • @deibronzytv5063
    @deibronzytv5063 4 года назад +252

    We need jesus here 👀

  • @kailyncochrane6908
    @kailyncochrane6908 6 лет назад +1785

    Did any one else start losing it when shane came out with the red blanket on his head

  • @karualicekilian9733
    @karualicekilian9733 6 лет назад +519

    door rings*
    Shane: Beyonce!

  • @mangocup5322
    @mangocup5322 6 лет назад +406

    This reminds me of that spongebob episode where squidward was in that weird club and they were all wearing robes and handshaking like it was the Illuminati or something.

    • @mangocup5322
      @mangocup5322 6 лет назад +9

      I looked it up it’s called the Cephalopod Lodge

    • @alcivevalkyrie880
      @alcivevalkyrie880 6 лет назад +8

      and that the 7 main characters of spongebob were based on the 7 deadly sins

    • @shelr8139
      @shelr8139 6 лет назад

      alcive valkyrie whattttt?!

    • @flo-bc3hv
      @flo-bc3hv 6 лет назад +1

      okaycae OH YES

    • @thefish48
      @thefish48 6 лет назад

      Yeah

  • @kaylakuczaj1395
    @kaylakuczaj1395 3 года назад +7

    I miss this soooo much Shane come back with the old crew

  • @umyea6310
    @umyea6310 6 лет назад +1018

    Garret: *time for a sneak peek!*
    Ryland: oh! GARRET!!!

  • @emilygrace74
    @emilygrace74 5 лет назад +1522

    *KNOCK KNOCK*
    shane: is that the illuminati!!!!!
    Shane: dont worry its just *CHIPOTLE*

  • @marblewater.
    @marblewater. 7 лет назад +6787

    *reads title*
    of course shane

    • @sarahf4703
      @sarahf4703 7 лет назад +68

      *looks at thumbnail*
      here we go

    • @marblewater.
      @marblewater. 7 лет назад +6

      ButterBreaded me

    • @shellmello4638
      @shellmello4638 7 лет назад +5

      little human I saw you in yesterday’s comment section lmao

    • @marblewater.
      @marblewater. 7 лет назад +3

      shellmello lol hello again

    • @petra7423
      @petra7423 7 лет назад +22

      *looks at thumbnail*
      Welp, it was going to happen eventually

  • @ameliamcgowan9907
    @ameliamcgowan9907 4 года назад +43

    soon after this Shane stops talking about the Illuminati also i wanna mention him putting the Illuminati symbol triangle all over his merchandise all this is feeling fishy

  • @kaitlynjade2355
    @kaitlynjade2355 6 лет назад +646

    Shane: “I can finally be a queen”
    Me: YOU ARE ALREADY A QUEEN.

  • @chameleon25
    @chameleon25 6 лет назад +1293

    Is it a coincidence that Shane’s channel is now doing very well? 🤔
    Conspiracy?
    Little did we know then 🤫🤔🤭

    • @gracesvoid8302
      @gracesvoid8302 6 лет назад +43

      It was always doing good lmao

    • @kelliem6668
      @kelliem6668 6 лет назад +31

      Wait, remember that video where shane saw who’s channel had more bots as subscribers? What if all the bots that were subbed to shane were sent by the illuminati to make him more famous

    • @apextv2015
      @apextv2015 6 лет назад +14

      Yes, we blessed him

    • @chameleon25
      @chameleon25 6 лет назад +7

      UnknxwnGracee 1st it was a joke and 2nd yes he’s always done well but hasn’t done this well in a good while, he’s the king rn haha 👑
      RUclips’s finally putting him on trending as of lately too haha

    • @xSeulgi
      @xSeulgi 6 лет назад +2

      Illuminati Official shook do me next sis

  • @memoirsofannie
    @memoirsofannie 6 лет назад +1020

    dont be illumi - _naughty_
    edit: people be saying im making their day like its not literally said about 15 times near the end ksksk

    • @Bella-xw4pz
      @Bella-xw4pz 6 лет назад +14

      just.your.regular.witch that was very *PUNNY*

    • @anelisalvarez8644
      @anelisalvarez8644 6 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂bruh you made my day

    • @aestheticuzi8753
      @aestheticuzi8753 6 лет назад +4

      just.your.regular.witch .... 😀😀 go home

    • @scoop572
      @scoop572 6 лет назад +2

      just.your.regular.witch wow u made me hate bff choke lol

    • @SannV2
      @SannV2 6 лет назад +1

      You also made my day

  • @cornsyrup3905
    @cornsyrup3905 4 года назад +6

    i read shane’s book 7 times and i will never get tired of it.

  • @bruhguy6001
    @bruhguy6001 5 лет назад +471

    Shane's house almost burns
    Shane:Dont turn off the camera!!

  • @fionaj.851
    @fionaj.851 5 лет назад +2100

    They should have mugs called “Illuminat-Tea” I’ll let myself out.
    Edit: You know what’s funny? A year before I posted this comment I was messing around with some 3D modeling for school and made a mug with a triangle handle and called it, “Illuminat-Tea”. I could have been making millions with Shane and Jefree if I just copyrighted it.

    • @imtheburgercat1360
      @imtheburgercat1360 5 лет назад +35

      I’m a special rodent that actually is a good idea to me I’ll walk out to

    • @aloisplushie3787
      @aloisplushie3787 5 лет назад +26

      I would buy that....Mabay we should all step out

    • @mindyrichardson6805
      @mindyrichardson6805 5 лет назад +16

      No no I agree

    • @lil9913
      @lil9913 5 лет назад +21

      I’m a special rodent probs gonna be a eyeshadow or lip stick things with that.

    • @cyn379
      @cyn379 5 лет назад +16

      I’m a special rodent lol did u see the new jeffree ep heheeh

  • @steph2990
    @steph2990 7 лет назад +386

    “do you have any leftovers any coffee any tea any food any chipotle-“
    “GARRETT”

  • @gachananir14
    @gachananir14 2 года назад +64

    This is like my 10th time rewatching this video and I've always found it hilarious. I honestly don't know how I never thought about how he literally became an entirely different person, became much richer and more famous all of a sudden a short while after this video.. and it literally sounds like a theory Shane would talk about.. I don't know how to feel about all this.

    • @samma9831
      @samma9831 Год назад +3

      he was rich during this video too. i think he just appears way more rich now cause he moved out of LA which is expensive

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 8 месяцев назад

      I was just thinking that. It's so strange. His content improved drastically and he literally produced the best entertainment youtube has ever seen. He literally changed the game.

  • @robynbrooke1698
    @robynbrooke1698 6 лет назад +437

    Shane is legit the only RUclipsr that makes me laugh out loud😂

  • @mwambakasonde5296
    @mwambakasonde5296 5 лет назад +336

    *lowkey saying "Jesus Christ" the whole video*

  • @melissar5331
    @melissar5331 7 лет назад +613

    “Before you leave tell them don’t be Illuminati, like a sign off”
    GARRETT IS SO FREAKIBG PURE AND ADORABLE I LOVE HIM

    • @paigespiller7323
      @paigespiller7323 7 лет назад +1

      melissa Ramirez I LOVED THAT PART

    • @GlorytoSparta
      @GlorytoSparta 7 лет назад

      melissa Ramirez we have the same last name 😱

    • @saffhana7521
      @saffhana7521 7 лет назад +4

      i think he meant like "illumi-naughty" but i still AGREE I HAD THE SAME TRAIN OF THOUGHT I WANT TO HOLD HIM

    • @Faridaudee
      @Faridaudee 7 лет назад

      he meant illumi naughty you're dumn

  • @LivzonlineP0G
    @LivzonlineP0G 3 года назад +26

    Anyone in 2021 when he’s cancelled but still wants to watch his videos?
    No?
    *just me?*

    • @k.k2058
      @k.k2058 3 года назад +1

      miss him

  • @blachbkahbsbd
    @blachbkahbsbd 7 лет назад +1047

    Scariest part of this video is the fact that he didn't say "yes" in his intro

  • @kingfrmda214
    @kingfrmda214 6 лет назад +920

    *welcome to McDonald's can I take your order*
    *1 large holy water please*

  • @hunni5713
    @hunni5713 7 лет назад +678

    *Right before the camera turns off*
    Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA
    Me: *Fucking dead*

    • @tannersmith3209
      @tannersmith3209 7 лет назад

      CrazyAssFangirl the funniest part

    • @hunni5713
      @hunni5713 7 лет назад +1

      Carlos Castillo Nope it's a symbol from a tv show I rly need to change it

    • @deahnaw9506
      @deahnaw9506 7 лет назад +1

      CrazyAssFangirl TEEN WOLF

    • @briannaroberge1845
      @briannaroberge1845 7 лет назад +1

      CrazyAssFangirl TEEN WOLF❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @emmiegarvey7895
    @emmiegarvey7895 4 года назад +35

    shane: Ha when the illuminatti is more reasonable than james charles's merch
    me: *cries in june 2020* NO SHANE SHHH

  • @chloejackson7249
    @chloejackson7249 6 лет назад +663

    16:49
    Ryland: holding a burning book literally about to burn his hand off
    Garrett: trying to put out the fire
    shane: screaming "DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!"
    literally has me dead
    ly shane

  • @strawberrybleach5603
    @strawberrybleach5603 5 лет назад +984

    *absolute chaos*
    *almost burns house down*
    *fire might kill everyone*
    Shane-"DOnT tURn OfF tHe cAMeRa!!!!"

  • @megank933
    @megank933 7 лет назад +610

    "Is this a setup? Ricky Dillon come on out" Garret my spirit animal

  • @Quokka325
    @Quokka325 4 года назад +87

    I think he seriously joined because now he has a makeup palette, is much more well known, and has a ton more money.
    Im serious too

    • @nederlandsepatriot8078
      @nederlandsepatriot8078 4 года назад +6

      Yeah ikr, he liked making these videos and now he stopped while the truth is slowely coming out. I dont think he joined it, but maybe they controlled him?

    • @braunmcallen523
      @braunmcallen523 4 года назад +2

      @@nederlandsepatriot8078 Do you wish to join the great Illuminati and make your dream come true? Gain power, wealth and fame?? Receive 500,000 USD monthly once you are a member....if interested...ask how... on WhatsApp +1(805) 420-3135

    • @ibrahimdakolakamara3804
      @ibrahimdakolakamara3804 3 года назад +3

      I want to join illuminati

  • @soulnotfound_-168
    @soulnotfound_-168 5 лет назад +1541

    He literally said to Ryland as a joke saying he wants to make himself rich and famous, and now he is very successful with a makeup brand.
    Edit: *now he is gonna be on RUclips rewind.*

    • @holypasta1917
      @holypasta1917 4 года назад +10

      and he was omg lol

    • @dreamingofmusic3347
      @dreamingofmusic3347 4 года назад +10

      His banner has a triangle with "SD"(Shane Dawson) it looks like the illuminati

    • @senfukaedword1829
      @senfukaedword1829 4 года назад +2

      Help me I wat to. Join

    • @sourxxpsycho1938
      @sourxxpsycho1938 2 года назад +2

      Now he's canceled twice for god knows what cause i don't really follow the drama

    • @maya-uz4wc
      @maya-uz4wc 2 года назад

      @@sourxxpsycho1938 sure 🙄

  • @pinkpunkzx
    @pinkpunkzx 5 лет назад +628

    It’s crazy how they’re making it seem like a joke but they really truly joined. God bless everyone who watched this and everyone in the videos!

    • @eternalwoods6423
      @eternalwoods6423 4 года назад +7

      i saw it, greetings from Colombia

    • @dreamingofmusic3347
      @dreamingofmusic3347 4 года назад +14

      His banner has a triangle with "SD"(Shane Dawson) it looks like the illuminati

    • @raniareyes4397
      @raniareyes4397 4 года назад +10

      What if the website its a scam?

    • @SunKisses-n1z
      @SunKisses-n1z 2 года назад +3

      @@raniareyes4397 Even if its not a scam u give ur soul in exchange so,It's messed up,ain't nobody giving u that much money for nothing in return.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 2 года назад +3

      Anything that has the words 'eternal' and 'requires your soul', is an immediate "NOPE! NOPE! I'M OUT!" reaction from me.

  • @DistressedAndImpressed
    @DistressedAndImpressed 7 лет назад +2084

    Shane...Don't go crazy...Or missing...Or get murdered. 😓

  • @abbymorris4182
    @abbymorris4182 3 года назад +7

    Who is here in 2021 I miss the old Shane so much!

  • @meowmew444
    @meowmew444 7 лет назад +1533

    Oh my god when Shane was decoding Good Luck Charlie I couldn't brEATHE

  • @jiwooyoon7425
    @jiwooyoon7425 6 лет назад +820

    "...and then Ryland got one and.. I FELT LESS SPECIAL"
    only Shane 😂😂😂

  • @kisses_18
    @kisses_18 5 лет назад +4468

    Shane
    -stopped making conspiracy videos with illuminati theories in it
    -came out with a successful make up pallet
    -has changed his whole channel
    Maybe the guru stuff is a distraction

  • @Bryanato-xz1tk
    @Bryanato-xz1tk 3 года назад +14

    4:34
    “I read this book about seven times to be exact.” Lmao meeeee.

  • @R28-h4e
    @R28-h4e 7 лет назад +1641

    I am SHOOKETH and TRIGGERED at the same time

  • @Drag_Nation_Network
    @Drag_Nation_Network 6 лет назад +353

    And this is why his house is haunted

  • @x_o3473
    @x_o3473 6 лет назад +359

    He really out here exposing the Illuminati like it’s nothing what a savage

    • @littlebill4877
      @littlebill4877 6 лет назад

      Wtfbicky ! I know

    • @frankiej2682
      @frankiej2682 6 лет назад

      He’s in it genius he has millions of subs

    • @nancy_ae2666
      @nancy_ae2666 6 лет назад +4

      Frankie J no he's not.... Just because someone has millions of subscribers doesn't they are in illuminati lol

    • @frankiej2682
      @frankiej2682 6 лет назад

      Nancy_ AE sure thing sheep go back on all fours worshipping your satanic idols ... do you believe in Jesus?

    • @tahszn_
      @tahszn_ 6 лет назад

      Frankie J why are you here

  • @thefifthbeatle4582
    @thefifthbeatle4582 4 года назад +11

    anyone watching this after he announced he is making a horror movie possibly? this is weirdly relevant now

  • @TiaVapes
    @TiaVapes 7 лет назад +8813

    Sponsored by the Illuminati lol😂😂

  • @judywild6053
    @judywild6053 7 лет назад +408

    We will NOT be going to Chipotle. WE WILL OWN CHIPOTLE

  • @Michelle-vt7gt
    @Michelle-vt7gt 24 дня назад +2

    "Don't you want to hang with Beyonce?" aged well lmao

  • @kmkaiser7
    @kmkaiser7 6 лет назад +535

    16:50
    Ryland: Holding a flaming illuminati book
    Garrett: Pouring rootbeer on the book
    Shane: Screaming DON'T TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
    Why?

    • @OliveNLuv
      @OliveNLuv 6 лет назад +5

      Tania Martin It’s their personalities.

    • @blank453
      @blank453 6 лет назад +15

      Tania Martin I laughed so hard at that part

    • @averytheweirdowashere7363
      @averytheweirdowashere7363 6 лет назад

      To get thhe action of life to the death from fire to a book.

    • @chloeweirdness4275
      @chloeweirdness4275 6 лет назад +3

      I thought he would say NOT THE DIET ROOTBEER!

    • @Colton.2706
      @Colton.2706 6 лет назад +5

      Tania Martin that was beer not root beer just beer

  • @squidyumm
    @squidyumm 5 лет назад +242

    *Book is burning*
    Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA

  • @phoreversuicidal1481
    @phoreversuicidal1481 7 лет назад +357

    Does anyone remember that episode in spongebob where him and Patrick make the neighbor club and their symbol is an eye and they wear robes like the illuminati

    • @michellvillarreal6683
      @michellvillarreal6683 7 лет назад +3

      Phorever Depressed yesss

    • @bonbonthehobo3614
      @bonbonthehobo3614 7 лет назад +1

      Cephalopod lodge

    • @aissatousouane7719
      @aissatousouane7719 7 лет назад

      Phorever Depressed yup

    • @iecno2338
      @iecno2338 7 лет назад +2

      This is known as symbolism. Kids will see that flash imagery of the illuminati's symbol and will soon grow to accept the being of the illuminati as the kids grow up they will become more submissive and less likely to question any kind of leadership of the illuminati as they grew up watching the symbol flash in their eyes.

    • @emmadrinksbleach3246
      @emmadrinksbleach3246 7 лет назад +1

      Phorever Depressed YESSSS THATS MY FAVORITE EPISODE

  • @DefNoodles
    @DefNoodles 3 года назад +137

    LMAO this is genius XD

  • @electraeric4085
    @electraeric4085 7 лет назад +1187

    I read your book 8 times! BOTH! 👌🏼✨❤️🔥

    • @miraskehan6349
      @miraskehan6349 7 лет назад +1

      Lol sameeee

    • @emmas67
      @emmas67 7 лет назад

      Electra Eric that’s #goals

    • @summersmonteith2677
      @summersmonteith2677 7 лет назад +1

      8 times each or 8 for both books

    • @oxtobrs
      @oxtobrs 7 лет назад

      Electra Eric what’s ur snap?🤤❤️

    • @delitesims3777
      @delitesims3777 7 лет назад +1

      you’re a true shane dawson princess

  • @ashlynsmith9852
    @ashlynsmith9852 7 лет назад +6264

    *DONT TURN OF THE CAMEERRAAA*

  • @RandomlyKatie7
    @RandomlyKatie7 5 лет назад +500

    I would just like to point out that this video was right before Shane become a documentary extraordinaire with tons of new subscribers and worldwide discussed content...

    • @jamyiaaajohnson2202
      @jamyiaaajohnson2202 5 лет назад +10

      Awh our baby is too precious for the Illuminati

    • @abby9751
      @abby9751 5 лет назад +5

      Kaila Allen AHHHHH

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +44

      I would also like to point out that before this he was already widely recognised and the author of two New York Times bestseller books, with a cumulative subscriber count of over 20 million across his channels

    • @RandomlyKatie7
      @RandomlyKatie7 5 лет назад +17

      @@frosty_teacup i agree. But he even felt his channel was floundering. He mentioned it many times. I am very happy for his success and i am a huge fan. Just thought the timing was...interesting.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +8

      @@RandomlyKatie7 I forgot to add the '😂' emoji at the end of my comment so now it sounds much more serious than it meant to haha, totally get where you came from

  • @hggfhfgxxh1663
    @hggfhfgxxh1663 3 года назад +8

    I hate scary videos but when Shane do scary videos he make them funny so we don’t get scared

  • @ymani2850
    @ymani2850 6 лет назад +1458

    Who else thinks they actually did it and still doesn’t realize it😂

    • @b0obees478
      @b0obees478 6 лет назад +8

      Brezzybeauty omg im scared now

    • @blackogjesus
      @blackogjesus 6 лет назад +22

      @Dorito maybe if you take the time to llook up the symbolism and how Every celeb throws it in their music vids, pictures, social media post and more you'll start realizing its very real. There are countless celebs whos openly said they've sold their soul to the devil. TV is used to program us and indoctrinate us from believing the truth or making it seem like its a joke. Lol dont tell me you're the type of guy who completely believes in and trust every word our government says too? If so You've got alot of Deprogramming to do and the first step is to cut TV off for good like you would an X gf. i stopped watching tv almost 6yrs and started searching for the truth on YT and Google. Hell i saw Dwyane 'the Rock Johnson in a commercial once he threw up the devil horns then said '' Hail Lucifer/ Satan''' do you really think commercials would allow something like that? Shit bro we can barely see a full naked body of a woman on tv but they can do shit like that? Wake up brother you're only 1 of several 100s of Millions whos been brainwashed to think this shit is fake or a joke i used to be like you until i did my own Actual research. The more u learn the more you''ll see the agendas and symbolisms in Every movie, music video, photo.

    • @radredlink2246
      @radredlink2246 6 лет назад

      they emailed me before

    • @MyTimeSally
      @MyTimeSally 6 лет назад +1

      Brezzybeauty nahh this all fake shit😂

    • @That1Chick
      @That1Chick 6 лет назад +3

      Black OGJesus Well said.. So many people still need to wake up!

  • @brileerae3113
    @brileerae3113 5 лет назад +434

    “THEYRE NOT JUST EMAILS ITS A LIFESTYLE”

  • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
    @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 7 лет назад +4045

    Im the diet coke that spilled everywhere and caused a technical difficulty.

    • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
      @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 7 лет назад +5

      M&M Fifa hit the exit ❤️

    • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
      @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 7 лет назад +3

      M&M Fifa see u there , come in an xl m&m bag. ❤️💛💚💙💜

    • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
      @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 7 лет назад +8

      M&M Fifa it means SNACKTIME ❤️❤️❤️ aint no one hitting the exit hungry. What a disrespect.

    • @sim6530
      @sim6530 7 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
      @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 7 лет назад +6

      M&M Fifa and what does that make you? 🤔 i mean an intelligent persons username is not m&m and fifa 💀

  • @KodasCove
    @KodasCove 4 года назад +26

    Shane: Guess what I'm printing!
    Ryland: What?
    Shane: Contracts for the illuminati!
    Ryland: Are you trying to kill us?!
    I loved Ryland's reaction 😂

  • @tsukuyomi308
    @tsukuyomi308 5 лет назад +940

    A year and a half later Shane is obsessed with wearing robes.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.

    • @IndiaMarie
      @IndiaMarie 5 лет назад +36

      Jadeica what if he actually joined the illuminati which is why he’s not around 🤨 and we’re all just thinking this is a video but it’s some sort of promo for more ppl to want to join

    • @_g_2122
      @_g_2122 5 лет назад +5

      @@IndiaMarie I don't think so joining the illlumintai is not that easy to join like bruh-

    • @_g_2122
      @_g_2122 5 лет назад +1

      A lot of people are wearing robes too and they're not in the illuminati and that shit ;"/

    • @tsukuyomi308
      @tsukuyomi308 5 лет назад

      χχ_ℓσνєℓу gα¢нα_χχ yeah see it was a joke so

    • @_g_2122
      @_g_2122 5 лет назад

      @@tsukuyomi308 thank you for understanding without any fights ;")

  • @HeyItsIgnasio
    @HeyItsIgnasio 6 лет назад +534

    Deluxe version of reputation?
    *SIGN ME UP* 😂

    • @licicharlotte2672
      @licicharlotte2672 5 лет назад +1

      SwiftieRunner .89 YES PLEASE!!!!!!! BUT I CANT WAIT FOR TS7 NOWWWWWW😂

    • @ayomizz9477
      @ayomizz9477 5 лет назад

      Love ya

    • @anniemorgan2576
      @anniemorgan2576 5 лет назад

      SwiftieRunner .89 Me when I join the Illuminati 😂😂😂

  • @theharmoniousriley9430
    @theharmoniousriley9430 7 лет назад +2323

    11:50 "big words in the illuminati"

  • @danielclaw
    @danielclaw 3 года назад +23

    Is it weird that after he had "joined" the Illuminati that he had stopped posting video
    about the Illuminati? Or that Garrett had now got a really awesome Podcast with his
    friend Andrew that got 100's of 1,000's of subs as well as millions of channel views?
    Very weird if you ask me!!

  • @charliemarchione6853
    @charliemarchione6853 5 лет назад +549

    Shane: OMG EW!
    All of us: WHAT?!?
    Shane: I got 2 EMAILS!!!
    Me on Valentine’s Day 😂😂😂😂

  • @Tatertot98
    @Tatertot98 7 лет назад +3922

    I laughed so hard at this 😂😂 I'd never watch if someone else posted this

    • @h.drippp
      @h.drippp 7 лет назад +6

      Stephanie same😂

    • @millyyygomezzz
      @millyyygomezzz 7 лет назад +5

      Haha same ! I love Shane !

    • @faustako4085
      @faustako4085 7 лет назад +4

      Stephanie same xd

    • @victoriahulley5450
      @victoriahulley5450 7 лет назад +8

      I frickin tried not to cuz it’s night and everyone is sleeping but I ended up snorting and scaring my cat...

    • @Kellystella97
      @Kellystella97 7 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 same

  • @MMDRen
    @MMDRen 6 лет назад +1393

    Illumina-tea 😩😩😩

  • @KatelynOBrien-cr7bz
    @KatelynOBrien-cr7bz 4 года назад +7

    This is still one of my fav videos from Shane 😂💚🌻

  • @scarykari
    @scarykari 7 лет назад +391

    THERES A SPIDER!!
    Shane: I brought it here

    • @dennismiranda1649
      @dennismiranda1649 7 лет назад

      Karianna Sullivan Easton koo 9

    • @doggoboii
      @doggoboii 7 лет назад

      my aesthetic

    • @joshuafelix154
      @joshuafelix154 7 лет назад

      My loyalty remains unchanged... Do not be deceived and please beware of scammers ....join the illuminati today for a change of life just contact us if interested whatsapp us on +2348086848585

    • @illuminatiilluminati3624
      @illuminatiilluminati3624 7 лет назад

      Hello, I'm a member of the great Illuminati brotherhood, Do you want to join the Illuminati and become rich email me ON illuminatiilluminati109@gmail.com

  • @eishal5780
    @eishal5780 6 лет назад +366

    Literally Shane is the only youtuber that can make me laugh this much

  • @BroganRoisin
    @BroganRoisin 7 лет назад +420

    I’m traumatised by the lack of Drew in this video 💔

  • @Jeni_hehe
    @Jeni_hehe 4 года назад +5

    Shane looks insane with that red coat over his head😂

  • @finny0421
    @finny0421 6 лет назад +177

    *it was chipotle I'm fine* 😂 I freaking love Shane!!

  • @hrtfrmidoriya
    @hrtfrmidoriya 5 лет назад +495

    Shane: *DON'T YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH BEYONCÉ?!*
    Me: kinda yeah...

  • @Kandy_Cadena
    @Kandy_Cadena 5 лет назад +851

    lol Shane being totally serious and making it look like a total joke

    • @houdaabbassi1931
      @houdaabbassi1931 4 года назад +8

      Yes that's just a tuto to haw joined F...*

    • @vallenciamatamu1010
      @vallenciamatamu1010 4 года назад +33

      He really joined,, the jokes were just to distract us

    • @lhyta399
      @lhyta399 4 года назад +4

      I want to join the Illuminati

    • @AngelicPelican
      @AngelicPelican 4 года назад +15

      @@lhyta399 Hell is hot, calm down

    • @KodasCove
      @KodasCove 4 года назад +2

      Omg yeah maybe he's exposing himself so he doesn't actually get exposed

  • @britt224
    @britt224 2 года назад +4

    I just love your soul!!!!! Put a smile on my face some many times ❤

  • @diana-vk5to
    @diana-vk5to 6 лет назад +243

    I love shane’s humor it’s literally me in any situation ...which is bad BUT IM STILL ALIVE

    • @isahere7015
      @isahere7015 6 лет назад

      Illuminate, bitch we broke. Stop scamming us. If your really part of ten illauminae make my computer screen turn gold for thirty seconds and I’ll join

  • @isleyloryn3997
    @isleyloryn3997 6 лет назад +207

    Ryland: *ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US*
    Shane inside: *Yes.*

    • @kathryn2752
      @kathryn2752 5 лет назад +1

      Stormie McCullough random question: have you heard of the webtoon “Lost in Translation”?

    • @isleyloryn3997
      @isleyloryn3997 5 лет назад

      @@kathryn2752 yes why

  • @dishmisiri3195
    @dishmisiri3195 5 лет назад +404

    If Shane dies...we all know who killed him....there is no BS in this world that can convince us otherwise..stay safe Shane...luv ya❤🍀

    • @skatto488
      @skatto488 5 лет назад +2

      They wouldn't kill him, they are smarter then that,

    • @Raccoon-bones
      @Raccoon-bones 5 лет назад +10

      They took him and silenced him- that’s why he’s not uploading much anymore

    • @tomasnouza2642
      @tomasnouza2642 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, piss off

  • @Joey.20
    @Joey.20 3 года назад +3

    Literally one of my favorite videos 😂😂❤️

  • @Mel-ck6tr
    @Mel-ck6tr 6 лет назад +661

    *i tried to get scared but this is too funny😂*

  • @luciasophia3775
    @luciasophia3775 7 лет назад +204

    Drew wasn’t here to make all the scary things funny 😭

  • @june1542
    @june1542 7 лет назад +276

    “DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERAAAAA!”

  • @omarambriz4189
    @omarambriz4189 4 года назад +11

    I was laughing the whole video especially when they set the book on fire 😂😂😂

  • @eipeidwep5136
    @eipeidwep5136 6 лет назад +227

    I swear ur laugh snort has started to grow on me it's so funny

  • @rebeccakilcoyne
    @rebeccakilcoyne 7 лет назад +3122

    You make me really happy

  • @aidahs4502
    @aidahs4502 6 лет назад +665

    Watching shane's old videos cuz im waiting for that 5 part road trip series and I MISS HIMMM 😂😂

  • @nunaapop9201
    @nunaapop9201 4 года назад +156

    And now all of a sudden he's under a lot of heat (which happens to most celebrities and just makes them more famous) and is SUPER relevant. Not to mention his content has also changed drastically and its like he's a whole new person. Shane Dawson really did sell his soul and we all just watched it happen without batting an eye. The fact he made it look like a joke and we all just kinda found it funny is scary too.

    • @nikkiexx013
      @nikkiexx013 4 года назад +5

      @@johnson-zn6ek no❤

    • @johnson-zn6ek
      @johnson-zn6ek 4 года назад

      @Hispanic American +1 (650) 337-0426 ...message the grand master

    • @daughteroftheking374
      @daughteroftheking374 4 года назад +10

      @@johnson-zn6ek If what you posted is legit, I bind you and the Illuminati in the MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS!! No need to reply. Have a blessed (by the One and Only True God) and beautiful day!!

    • @HG-fs5fb
      @HG-fs5fb 3 года назад +5

      @@daughteroftheking374 Amen, in the mighty name of jesus!!!

    • @realeyesbars
      @realeyesbars 3 года назад +1

      @Hispanic American why tf would you wanna join??

  • @macaelanicole221
    @macaelanicole221 5 лет назад +242

    I was crying of laughter during the ceremony😂😂😂