Pat of Then: "Man I fucking hate kids!!! Keep those ugly gremlins away from me, ugh!!! Jesus, why do parents even keep them around!?!?" Pat of Now: "I need to change my shirt because my baby boy peed on me while I held him." That, my good friend, is what we call 'character growth'
haha you are commenting under nearly every vid I watch. I can see the red car through the blinds. Tell the ninja and that bearded guy to leave me alone!
After 10 month of putting it off, it's time I have chained myself to my office chair and told my family not to come help me if they hear cries of suffering and agony asking to "TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN IT OFF" I'm Ready
This is saving my ass right now on an 8 hr bus trip. I said thanks in the live chat but I just wanna say thanks again lmfao an hour has passed already and it feels like nothing. Fittingly enough I’m on a trip to France so a lot of these jokes hit home rn 😂
Another thing about the gun range scene of Indigo Prophecy. Sure, there's cops shooting with one hand which is a bit dumb, but Carla only puts on her hearing protection once she gets ready to shoot. I've been in gun ranges before, and both shot guns and been around people shooting guns. Gunshots are so loud that you can feel the sound waves going through your body on each shot. If you don't have your hearing protection on, your ears are gone as soon as someone shoots a handgun at the other end of the range. Every range I've been to even has a sort of airlock door to go from the store to the range, where you have to wait for the one behind you to close before you can open the other, to keep people in the store from going deaf with the shots in the range. Either Carla's already deaf or she should be on the ground screaming and holding her ears each time someone else shoots.
Also, EVERY range I've ever been to has strict rules about only shooting down your own lane. I'm pretty sure the shooting minigame would instantly get Carla thrown out with how her line of fire kept crossing over into the wall instead of the backstop of the range.
To add to all of that very good reasoning, I can say that over a decade of shooting I have never been to a range that was not entirely staffed by people who have zero tolerance for bullshit. Go to a lane without ear protection? Kicked out. Shoot outside your lane? Kicked out. Play like a five year old with the merchandise? Right the fuck out. People who work with firearms are more cognizant than anyone on earth about how dangerous they can be, and none of them are eager to see a terrible accident.
@@curtisbrummitt5470 You don't go deaf after one gunshot. I've fired a shotgun inside a small enclosed space and it was the loudest thing in the world, but after some ringing I was fine. Prolonged exposure to gunfire will ruin your hearing, but the ear isn't THAT fragile.
@@DjFluffyCuban Ringing means some form of damage to your hearing has been done already, even if minor. Though it's true that the original poster is exaggerating on "your hearing is gone immediately" aspect of the post.
I’m still a bit sad they didn’t get the good Connor ending. But real talk why is that one storyline so goddamn good, start to finish? The best buddy cop story in a while
Rumour has it if a French person watches this video they get hit by so much concentrated anti-French racism that their head blows up like that dude in Scanners.
Ever since I watched this when it first came out, "i wish it was like beFORE the chanNEL so the britISH could not come into my HAUSE" has been popping into my head at random times and I die laughing every single time.
General principle, judging from the general reaction to _Detroit: Beyond Human,_ is: it's easier to like a David Cage game, the fewer that you've actually played.
@@LifesNeverHumDrum Oh yeah, aside from the nonsensical plot, the weak gameplay, lies about content, Cage's creepy rape fantasies and general incompetance, it's a fine game. Then again, when you're up against Fahrenheit, Omikron, Detroit and Beyond, it looks like a masterpiece.
@@SSD_Penumbra oh it’s a piece of shit and I hate Cage with a burning passion, but of the options available to me, I’d rather play Heavy Rain than any of his other titles. At least I know I’ll have a laugh
*For years, I like to refer to baffling, nonsense decisions that have major impact on media or people's lives, as "doing the David Cage". YEAHHHH THE DAVID CAGE*
The hilarious part about the Heavy Rain stream is Woolie's inability to play the game good AND the controls bugging out in some sections, got bad to the point that it got Nahman Jayden killed and cut like 25% of his game time lol
Man i love that this was compiled. Just got no mans sky so this is the best background noise when flying in space especially when i dont need to see the screen to know the shennanigans that occur in these games xD
When Detroit: Become Human", I wrote a parody of Manga Entertainment's "End of Evangelion" trailer: "For who would lose, though full of pain, this intellectual being? Those thoughts that wander through eternity, to perish rather, swallowed up and lost, in the wide womb of uncreative night." -John Milton, Paradise Lost The battle is over? With a single 'game' director who doesn't how human emotions work with even more blockers, the absurd might of Quantic Dream stands poised to confuse and frustrate everyone with yet another game. It somehow holds the key to Gaming's final fate. But the ultimate choice, to play it or to play it, rests with three Super Best Friends. Beyond jealousy and betrayal. Beyond hate and desire. Beyond pain and death; lies the ultimate revelation. The final choice. The end. Best Friends Zaibatsu presents the highly anticipated 'conclusion' to "The Sadness Trilogy (Part 5)". Super Best Friends Play "Detroit: Become Human". ~ A Parody of End of Evangelion's trailer.
I appreciate the compilation taking every opportunity to highlight pat talking about babies
I sure miss the zaibatsu...
BUT NOW YOU MUST FACE...DAVID KAGÉ!
Pat of Then: "Man I fucking hate kids!!! Keep those ugly gremlins away from me, ugh!!! Jesus, why do parents even keep them around!?!?"
Pat of Now: "I need to change my shirt because my baby boy peed on me while I held him."
That, my good friend, is what we call 'character growth'
Pat doesn't grow, he shrinks but in reverse
Pats character arc. Did crazy talk make him eventually want a child?
Blessed and Christpilled
The corollary of Crazy Talk's power is that the more Pat talks about something, the more he believes it, the more likely the opposite is to happen.
@@itsnicetoseeyoupat said he doesnt have or want a kid so crazy talk turned paige into the lupus virgin mary.
Even RUclips could not contain THE CAGE in a single video
haha you are commenting under nearly every vid I watch.
I can see the red car through the blinds.
Tell the ninja and that bearded guy to leave me alone!
After 10 month of putting it off, it's time
I have chained myself to my office chair and told my family not to come help me if they hear cries of suffering and agony asking to "TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN IT OFF"
I'm Ready
o7 gl my friend.
YEYEYEYEYE BECOME SADNESS
The balloon! Gotta get the balloon!
Balloon! Gotta get the ballo-JASOONN
This is saving my ass right now on an 8 hr bus trip. I said thanks in the live chat but I just wanna say thanks again lmfao an hour has passed already and it feels like nothing. Fittingly enough I’m on a trip to France so a lot of these jokes hit home rn 😂
Did you get a chance to tell Cage to fuck himself?
NOW YOU MUST STILL SURVIVE
THE NOSTALGIA
🥹🫠
Another thing about the gun range scene of Indigo Prophecy. Sure, there's cops shooting with one hand which is a bit dumb, but Carla only puts on her hearing protection once she gets ready to shoot. I've been in gun ranges before, and both shot guns and been around people shooting guns. Gunshots are so loud that you can feel the sound waves going through your body on each shot. If you don't have your hearing protection on, your ears are gone as soon as someone shoots a handgun at the other end of the range. Every range I've been to even has a sort of airlock door to go from the store to the range, where you have to wait for the one behind you to close before you can open the other, to keep people in the store from going deaf with the shots in the range. Either Carla's already deaf or she should be on the ground screaming and holding her ears each time someone else shoots.
Also, EVERY range I've ever been to has strict rules about only shooting down your own lane. I'm pretty sure the shooting minigame would instantly get Carla thrown out with how her line of fire kept crossing over into the wall instead of the backstop of the range.
To add to all of that very good reasoning, I can say that over a decade of shooting I have never been to a range that was not entirely staffed by people who have zero tolerance for bullshit.
Go to a lane without ear protection? Kicked out. Shoot outside your lane? Kicked out. Play like a five year old with the merchandise? Right the fuck out. People who work with firearms are more cognizant than anyone on earth about how dangerous they can be, and none of them are eager to see a terrible accident.
@@curtisbrummitt5470 You don't go deaf after one gunshot. I've fired a shotgun inside a small enclosed space and it was the loudest thing in the world, but after some ringing I was fine. Prolonged exposure to gunfire will ruin your hearing, but the ear isn't THAT fragile.
@@DjFluffyCuban Ringing means some form of damage to your hearing has been done already, even if minor. Though it's true that the original poster is exaggerating on "your hearing is gone immediately" aspect of the post.
44:37 If you pick the calm down option Blake reacts in the exact same way.
and that’s the true David Cage difference
2:19:56 - 2:22:22 I’m glad you kept the deleted psychic link shit
It's got the stink lines and everything.
"gun gun Gun Gun Gun GUN GUN"
-Woolie
@@Nukem2Bits You've unlocked the GUNNNN!!!!!
-Pat
I’m still a bit sad they didn’t get the good Connor ending. But real talk why is that one storyline so goddamn good, start to finish? The best buddy cop story in a while
@@zealot2147I remember something about everyone fighting Cage to use their more sensible lines vs his usual Cage bullshit
Its so great to see sbfp comps even to this day, jus goes to show how much these guys meant to people
Idk if I’m ready for this amount of CAGE
SADNESS
One could say we all are SADMAN
IMPRISONING ME
Being forced to rewatch these train wrecks is a failure of the game channel designer
“Move the clutch into 4th and gas it.” -A non-driver.
“Why’s the car shaking?!” -non-driver, about to be rear ended
I will never get over heavy rain's plot being caused by the main character tackling his son so hard he dies
48:40 This whole section aged perfectly
GET READY FOR THE FINAL BATTLE
Death by Osh Kosh B'Gosh is something I truly did not expect.
This is the best time for this since I'm rekindling my enjoyment for their LPs with their older stuff. But 10 hours of Cage is quite beefy
Rumour has it if a French person watches this video they get hit by so much concentrated anti-French racism that their head blows up like that dude in Scanners.
You made ze good video about ze bad games
The most mysterious of jogos
Can't Escape Caging Fate!
Ever since I watched this when it first came out, "i wish it was like beFORE the chanNEL so the britISH could not come into my HAUSE" has been popping into my head at random times and I die laughing every single time.
You are a hero for still putting these out there
This vid made me rediscover the Montage song from team America and slip out the back by fort minor. So based
God it's so weird to hear Pat defend Heavy Rain. His stance certainly has changed quite a bit
General principle, judging from the general reaction to _Detroit: Beyond Human,_ is:
it's easier to like a David Cage game, the fewer that you've actually played.
I think Heavy Rain is still the most enjoyable of all the Cage games, followed by Indigo
@@LifesNeverHumDrum Oh yeah, aside from the nonsensical plot, the weak gameplay, lies about content, Cage's creepy rape fantasies and general incompetance, it's a fine game.
Then again, when you're up against Fahrenheit, Omikron, Detroit and Beyond, it looks like a masterpiece.
@@SSD_Penumbra oh it’s a piece of shit and I hate Cage with a burning passion, but of the options available to me, I’d rather play Heavy Rain than any of his other titles. At least I know I’ll have a laugh
Bless you for this, compilations like this are the only thing keeping me sane during work 🤣
16k views? I love that SBFP still has love from fans
you doing this..and this channel...MAD RESPECT!
Thanks for making these despite youtube's shenanigans
Part 1 of Epic Cageism.
Now THIS is truly a Quest for Cage! Internet history!
And now the David caging starts.
_The Last Hurrah..._
I just rewatched all these literally days before you came back and started posting again lol
*For years, I like to refer to baffling, nonsense decisions that have major impact on media or people's lives, as "doing the David Cage". YEAHHHH THE DAVID CAGE*
The hilarious part about the Heavy Rain stream is Woolie's inability to play the game good AND the controls bugging out in some sections, got bad to the point that it got Nahman Jayden killed and cut like 25% of his game time lol
I joined for Omnikron but I didn't know it was going to be 10 hours, love ya
Damn, you cut out my favorite part at the end of Indigo Prophecy. "My dead husband."
Who's managing this channel ?
Sadman
This video REEKS of sadness, I can't wait to finish it!
Is this a new cut, or just the already existing videos made into one?
42:54 goddamn crowd
What's the song that plays at 2:16:00?
I just got off work for the next 2 days this is going to be my gaming soundtrack for the next 2 days
SHAUN!!!
10hours?! ur pc still alright sir????
Love the videos but the music is a little loud. I cant really hear them sometimes 😂
No one can escape the CAGE.
I wonder if anyone asked these guys about all the david cage controversy from a few years ago.
Can y'all really believe Pat had a kid recently, damn how time flies and things change
Nostalgia funsies vs mic quality... the endless battle
poor elliot
Man i love that this was compiled. Just got no mans sky so this is the best background noise when flying in space especially when i dont need to see the screen to know the shennanigans that occur in these games xD
You think the Uncaged will be Caged for most, if not for all of Star Wars?
What is the song playing during the Madison escape sequence at 1:34:00?
DE GRUTTOLA! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE FRENCH CIVIL COURTS!
10 hours, part 1. The Sadness begins...
couldn't even put chapters up, huh
YOO HOO big summer blowout
thank you!
Love these
Niiiice!
2:37:45
Big ups for the compilation. Still mad they didn’t see the hobos ghost wife and the origami killer Easter egg in the newspaper 😢
When Detroit: Become Human", I wrote a parody of Manga Entertainment's "End of Evangelion" trailer:
"For who would lose, though full of pain, this intellectual being? Those thoughts that wander through eternity, to perish rather, swallowed up and lost, in the wide womb of uncreative night."
-John Milton, Paradise Lost
The battle is over? With a single 'game' director who doesn't how human emotions work with even more blockers, the absurd might of Quantic Dream stands poised to confuse and frustrate everyone with yet another game.
It somehow holds the key to Gaming's final fate.
But the ultimate choice, to play it or to play it, rests with three Super Best Friends.
Beyond jealousy and betrayal.
Beyond hate and desire.
Beyond pain and death; lies the ultimate revelation.
The final choice.
The end.
Best Friends Zaibatsu presents the highly anticipated 'conclusion' to "The Sadness Trilogy (Part 5)".
Super Best Friends Play "Detroit: Become Human".
~ A Parody of End of Evangelion's trailer.
Ok
WELCOME TO THE CAGE