I Tried Making Sausages and It Was A Disaster

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @ShermTank7272
    @ShermTank7272 4 года назад +8756

    The ultimate trio:
    - white shirt Charlie
    - black shirt Charlie
    - sausage shirt Charlie

  • @goatsquid7847
    @goatsquid7847 4 года назад +4386

    He is like a really bad cook in the sims, how they cause problems where there really shouldn't be one.

    • @kiitaclyzm
      @kiitaclyzm 4 года назад +242

      Man I want some cereal
      *pours milk and spontaneously combusts*
      This is fine

    • @xleo971
      @xleo971 4 года назад +50

      Chris A. The real problem is how u r putting in the milk first before the cereal

    • @kiitaclyzm
      @kiitaclyzm 4 года назад +45

      @@xleo971 I don't do it, I'm no degenerate
      The Sim is the degenerate here

    • @xleo971
      @xleo971 4 года назад +14

      Chris A. Good because I was going 360 MLG noscope you if I ever found u

    • @OriginalNameSequence
      @OriginalNameSequence 4 года назад +7

      it was truly painful to watch

  • @tunnip
    @tunnip 4 года назад +5909

    ...my appreciation for Ordinary Sausage increases immensely as I watch this.

    • @slushfabuloso5329
      @slushfabuloso5329 4 года назад +46

      Same it's like i thought it was easy

    • @Rainbow0015
      @Rainbow0015 4 года назад +9

      Watch unnus anus do it

    • @syd_barrett_lmfao
      @syd_barrett_lmfao 4 года назад +5

      Rainbow Unicorns0015 ew more like anus

    • @naor-
      @naor- 4 года назад +8

      He was the master all this time

    • @Footwater
      @Footwater 4 года назад +1

      @@Rainbow0015 you like to watch people suffer

  • @skystoner5853
    @skystoner5853 4 года назад +2892

    9:49: Panic begins
    9:50: Crisis
    9:51: The most high pitched I've ever heard Charlie sound.

    • @stonemarmot_8874
      @stonemarmot_8874 4 года назад +257

      Best thing is if you watch his arms he's actually shaking

    • @tokyomorning7951
      @tokyomorning7951 4 года назад +102

      watch his cockroach vid
      it won't disappoint

    • @violetkalico
      @violetkalico 4 года назад +5

      Incredible

    • @tokyomorning7951
      @tokyomorning7951 4 года назад +32

      @Chloe Tremblay ruclips.net/video/DjsDoHICAk0/видео.html

    • @fovosprodromus5020
      @fovosprodromus5020 4 года назад +20

      I thought it was his chick until I saw this and looked at his mouth moving lmfao

  • @TheHotBoxOfficial
    @TheHotBoxOfficial 4 года назад +2861

    “There’s no casing on that.”
    *“To the untrained eye.”*
    Spoken like a true chef.

  • @raymolegacyhunting9954
    @raymolegacyhunting9954 4 года назад +18838

    “It’s supposed to be sausage casings, but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines”
    Who’s going to tell him?

    • @iliketoast3211
      @iliketoast3211 4 года назад +1598

      The Gold state just let him figure it out

    • @smo-king6504
      @smo-king6504 4 года назад +635

      Literally what I thought

    • @almightyswizz
      @almightyswizz 4 года назад +1110

      Metalhead, casings literally are empty intestines

    • @ronnickels5193
      @ronnickels5193 4 года назад +709

      @@almightyswizz natural casings are intestines. You can also get ones made out of collagen

    • @shinyoungkang3463
      @shinyoungkang3463 4 года назад +362

      Ron Nickels i dont know what a collagen is but it sounds more gross than intestines

  • @The053199
    @The053199 4 года назад +4384

    *Cuts finger off and falls into bowl of ingredients
    Charlie: should be fine.

    • @tonibeba8911
      @tonibeba8911 4 года назад +26

      Eric Cartman wants to know your location.

    • @HPD1171
      @HPD1171 4 года назад +13

      5/5 sausage. definitely going on the menu as our new soylent sausage.

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 4 года назад +10

      "Meh, just some extra nutrients"

    • @plat6822
      @plat6822 4 года назад

      The finger kinda looks like a sausage so... It's a sausage.

  • @70astralaxe
    @70astralaxe 4 года назад +320

    It's amazing how despite having all the necessary equipment he still always uses the worst possible tools for every job

  • @hudscales
    @hudscales 4 года назад +19945

    The longer he stays in his house, the more he looks like he doesn't have one.

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 4 года назад +436

      This is profound

    • @han7693
      @han7693 4 года назад +146

      i r o n y

    • @Panzer_Runner
      @Panzer_Runner 4 года назад +464

      "If you are homeless, just buy a house."
      - some bitch

    • @harshilpatel4096
      @harshilpatel4096 4 года назад +42

      @@Panzer_Runner 4house

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 4 года назад +36

      Jesus fucking Christ he just look like he got out of the shower a few minutes before recording can you guys shut the fuck up?

  • @laxbrotba
    @laxbrotba 4 года назад +1309

    I’ve never heard a more panicked scream than when his kitchen aid fell apart.

    • @garrett6040
      @garrett6040 4 года назад +40

      9:51

    • @hookoffthejab1
      @hookoffthejab1 4 года назад +20

      I thought he broke it at first and was amazed he managed to break a stand mixer.

    • @lolnaw3411
      @lolnaw3411 4 года назад +35

      have you not heard of his regression into a caveman when a cockroach crawled on his leg?

    • @mightypharaoh7586
      @mightypharaoh7586 4 года назад +1

      @@hookoffthejab1 Some of the attachments for them don't stay on very well. The pasta roller will do the same thing sometimes.

    • @Twebs12
      @Twebs12 4 года назад +1

      Hunter Hofmann ruclips.net/video/VwucJ0sDonU/видео.html

  • @MagicalDanny
    @MagicalDanny 4 года назад +3475

    He makes fun of those bad chef videos, but little did he know, he is one of them.

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 4 года назад +206

      wdym he’s like homeless jesus gordan ramsey

    • @raccoonbruh504
      @raccoonbruh504 4 года назад +51

      xMagicalDanny he’s a bad cook but he has good ideas

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 года назад +15

      He has long fingernails.

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 года назад +3

      @@h1stacean ok

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +34

      Tbf, not knowing how to handle a machinery is much different on making disgusting food.

  • @ILikeBirds
    @ILikeBirds 4 года назад +553

    Even his girlfriend couldn’t save this caveman’s cooking skills

  • @skandaswaminathan5419
    @skandaswaminathan5419 4 года назад +4282

    "now this is how a sausage is supposed to look" cuts to diarrhoea being shat out of a meat grinder

    • @stevanojv6421
      @stevanojv6421 4 года назад +30

      Proceeds to it being splattered on him

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 4 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @Mr.Z1321
      @Mr.Z1321 3 года назад +4

      Welp, I laughed.

    • @nuggets9692
      @nuggets9692 3 года назад +5

      Yummy😋

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 2 года назад

      Im eating right now and boi

  • @zongzoogly4549
    @zongzoogly4549 4 года назад +1292

    "I feel like I got scammed and got intestines..."
    Well bud, good news is you didn't get scammed. The bad news is that it is indeed intestines.

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 4 года назад +6

      Zong Zoogly intestines aren’t good for you to eat?

    • @noneofjobussines
      @noneofjobussines 4 года назад +6

      Nekolu R/WHOOOOOOSH

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 4 года назад +6

      Mamad Nobari true, I looked into it and they’re alright. I heard about some people who can’t sit well with soul food or haggis because of the intestines.

    • @drthunder8827
      @drthunder8827 4 года назад +3

      Weirdest thing I’ve ever heard Charlie say about food

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 4 года назад +9

      kiri tako you alright bro? We all get the joke idk what you’re on about

  • @morkelkale4922
    @morkelkale4922 4 года назад +1848

    Charlie: 'gets his shirt dirty'
    Also Charlie: 'goes to his closet of nothing but white t shirts and carefully chooses a new one'

    • @kittytiddy7607
      @kittytiddy7607 4 года назад +37

      White shirts aren’t created equal

    • @conormcmullen6437
      @conormcmullen6437 4 года назад +30

      He's basically SpongeBob

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein 4 года назад +7

      Morkel Kale it's like the episode of D o u g when he finally goes to his closet

    • @youssefakdim7695
      @youssefakdim7695 4 года назад +2

      His white T-shirt is the apotheosis of all brands.

    • @stephenrolle2671
      @stephenrolle2671 4 года назад

      Thanks Nathan, you've changed our lives by pointing out a discrepancy in a RUclips comment. I, and everyone else that comes across this chain, will never be the same.

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 года назад +829

    It looks like charlie showered with the shirt on to clean himself and the shirt

  • @MrDanox94
    @MrDanox94 4 года назад +2047

    “I feel like ive got scammed and got intestines”.... thats what sausage casing are made of... intestines

    • @fishyd1026
      @fishyd1026 4 года назад +9

      Sheep intestines are the best 😋

    • @unkulunkulu1494
      @unkulunkulu1494 4 года назад +31

      Daniel Morales that joke flew so far over ur head

    • @yormeaceko7101
      @yormeaceko7101 4 года назад +161

      @@unkulunkulu1494 i genuinely think that Charlie doesn't know what sausage casing are made out of.

    • @aidanbieghler5078
      @aidanbieghler5078 4 года назад +3

      r/woooosh

    • @aidanbieghler5078
      @aidanbieghler5078 4 года назад +1

      Yorme Aceko he was joking. Making a joke.

  • @TheJackofrost
    @TheJackofrost 4 года назад +6529

    "I got scammed and I got intestines"
    Someone needs to tell him what sausage casing also come from.

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 года назад +215

      Well you can get artificial ones made out of collagen I think but yeah he’s a bit dumb 😂

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 года назад +44

      @@cheesed-kun8445 shut up dummy.

    • @Fastitocalon69
      @Fastitocalon69 4 года назад +241

      @@greeneye2037 bruh he isn't wrong.

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 года назад +25

      @@Fastitocalon69 I didn't say he was.

    • @Haha-uw8jy
      @Haha-uw8jy 4 года назад +25

      :)

  • @dryve4427
    @dryve4427 4 года назад +880

    Charlie screamed in fear more times than all of the horror games he has played combined.

    • @sulociou7846
      @sulociou7846 4 года назад +30

      So more than 0? Charlie's only fear is cockroaches. Uh, I mean "mortal enemy that instills a primal and destructive rage within him".

  • @tommyshelby2250
    @tommyshelby2250 4 года назад +874

    "Why did you use my pot,instead of a bowl?"
    " *HUH?* "
    "oh idk"

    • @ThatPoorSinner
      @ThatPoorSinner 4 года назад +4

      PAPYRUS!!!!

    • @ThatPoorSinner
      @ThatPoorSinner 4 года назад

      @@tommyshelby2250 bro

    • @distinctloafer
      @distinctloafer 4 года назад +17

      I think he ignores his girlfriend most of the time lol. Idk why tho

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 3 года назад +20

      Man sounded like he was cooking drunk for a second

    • @Gjd94
      @Gjd94 3 года назад

      it's her pot all of the sudden

  • @nia8593
    @nia8593 4 года назад +4888

    This man really is playing life on hardcore mode

    • @crunchu2361
      @crunchu2361 4 года назад +93

      Hardcore mode is being a man under 5’7, he is in Ulta-Hardcore Permadeath 50% Health No Hit Broken Straight Sword Only

    • @crunchu2361
      @crunchu2361 4 года назад +3

      TyetheRebel yes I know, i was agreeing with him.

    • @parkanae1993
      @parkanae1993 4 года назад +10

      Wait, you respawn after dying?

    • @rulerworld1289
      @rulerworld1289 4 года назад +21

      Wdym he's not black

    • @goldskula
      @goldskula 4 года назад +1

      Nah he's just ultimate ironman

  • @LordKibly
    @LordKibly 4 года назад +763

    One must master the ancient technique “sausage flip” in order to master the art of sausage making

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 года назад +4

      It probably would've helped if he twisted off the ends first as well lol...

    • @ryencolbar4900
      @ryencolbar4900 4 года назад +3

      @@me4tgr1ndr honestly. I need to see a attempt 2. He should turn the sausage device 180° so it hits the counter top and wont flop over and kill everyone.

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 года назад +1

      @@ryencolbar4900 so load the ingredients upside down? Good idea, I like it

    • @ryencolbar4900
      @ryencolbar4900 4 года назад

      @@me4tgr1ndr no, like flip the machine, because It twisted towards him and fell on the floor. If that was leaning against a wall? Nope. Wont fall. I mean it's a bad design for it to fall anyways. Unless it needs a peice

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 года назад

      @@ryencolbar4900 I know, I was being sarcastic lol. I believe he said in the video that after he was done he noticed that he didn't have the locking mechanism on it

  • @Jose-tu2yo
    @Jose-tu2yo 4 года назад +4196

    Sausage: Looks like literal diarrhea
    Charlie: Now this is what a sausage should look like

    • @TheDr502
      @TheDr502 4 года назад +49

      Cr1tikal makes poop jokes even while he's cooking.

    • @AndresGarcia-qk3sj
      @AndresGarcia-qk3sj 4 года назад +5

      Call him Charlie or cr1tikal his RUclips name is weird

    • @prozaccc
      @prozaccc 4 года назад +8

      @@AndresGarcia-qk3sj P E N G U I N Z 0

    • @crimson0004
      @crimson0004 4 года назад +7

      @@AndresGarcia-qk3sj cr1tikal means adolf hitler in japanese

    • @PDzay
      @PDzay 4 года назад

      *Charlie

  • @mao7
    @mao7 3 года назад +31

    Whoever cleans your kitchen must love you so much

  • @evilthoughts8763
    @evilthoughts8763 4 года назад +457

    The thumbnail looks like a homeless man who broke in and had an existential crisis after throwing up

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 года назад +5

      This had me wheezing

    • @YT-mb5od
      @YT-mb5od 4 года назад +4

      Aquaman

    • @bellum5432
      @bellum5432 4 года назад +2

      Evil Thoughts r/rareinsults

    • @toesoverhoes275
      @toesoverhoes275 4 года назад +3

      Luis Silva Jesus fuck your reddit shit

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie 4 года назад +803

    When you realize that scream was Charlie and not his gf...

    • @Val-yq7pt
      @Val-yq7pt 4 года назад +178

      Scream? From our masculine god Charles? No, that was a war cry

    • @TzarTVR
      @TzarTVR 4 года назад +83

      A war cry unlike any other, sending shivers down that sausage's and our spines

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +25

      A scream able to make the strongest GODS piss there pants out of straight fear alone, truly a magnificent sound...and a fearful one as well

    • @mpguevarra8817
      @mpguevarra8817 4 года назад +6

      mmm ice scream

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 4 года назад +4

      Guess ya'll forgot about the "Roach during Runescape" escapade...

  • @tessalynch3265
    @tessalynch3265 4 года назад +1971

    *mess everywhere and covered in green goo*
    "that is such a shame. that would have been a great sausage"

    • @nameredacted1448
      @nameredacted1448 4 года назад +16

      Tessa Lynch how dare you mock Jesus Christ!

    • @ahuu6798
      @ahuu6798 4 года назад +6

      This man had a mission bro

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 4 года назад

      LMAO

    • @shanks8681
      @shanks8681 3 года назад

      He's type of English teacher we need
      We don't need the white Karens who talk about Shakespeare like a godsend

  • @Osterochse
    @Osterochse 4 года назад +155

    "you sleep better at night if you don't know how laws and sausages are made."
    Otto von Bismarck

  • @drazellguerrero7777
    @drazellguerrero7777 4 года назад +1370

    I swear his eyebrows and beard looks like it was made using sharpies

    • @leeholymoly
      @leeholymoly 4 года назад +25

      ShAwN_Dg are you trying to get on rare insults

    • @unibrow5769
      @unibrow5769 4 года назад +18

      @@leeholymoly lol what

    • @lorenzo5204
      @lorenzo5204 4 года назад +5

      He is the son of conchita wurst

    • @masonfrank931
      @masonfrank931 4 года назад +26

      He's blessed with godly Keanu Reeves genetics

    • @unibrow5769
      @unibrow5769 4 года назад +3

      @Some Guy yeah ik what it is it was just random as fuc

  • @rileywalton7507
    @rileywalton7507 4 года назад +1971

    Just a some tips
    1: try mashing the ingredients together in a bowl to get an even distribution of ingredients.
    2. NEVER dump all of the ingredients at once. Have a slow, consistent feed of ingredients or else youll break your grinder.
    3. Since you're working withmostly not meat, crack an egg into the ingerdients while mixing as a sort of binder
    EDIT: while im here, a few more
    4. Putting your ingredients AND your grinder components in the freezer for at least an hour really helps get a more consistent texture. But since you're using mostly not meat, this is kind of a moot point.
    5. When applying the casing, you should put the entire casing on the tube with about 5 inches to spare. Then you feed the sausage slowly into it. Think of it as putting on a condom.
    6. When you have your sausage, twist it in counter directions so it doesn't untangle

  • @kalen4251
    @kalen4251 4 года назад +1151

    Charlie’s beginning to look like iCarly, I’m worried.

  • @filipmajewski8382
    @filipmajewski8382 4 года назад +98

    If only he had a big disposable paper bucket to hold all the ingredients together before grinding

  • @Poiuy
    @Poiuy 4 года назад +2515

    Everytime charlie says :“It‘ll be fine“, I feel doom growing ever closer.

  • @garrettethridge6613
    @garrettethridge6613 4 года назад +529

    "It was supposed to be sausage casings, but it feels like I got scammed and got intestines."
    Oh Charlie sweetie

    • @logansdrums
      @logansdrums 4 года назад +61

      im glad someone noticed..

    • @YellowCake235-p3t
      @YellowCake235-p3t 4 года назад +8

      r/woooosh

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 4 года назад +47

      @@YellowCake235-p3t definitely not

    • @GMtheTurtle
      @GMtheTurtle 4 года назад +16

      hmmm yes the floor here is made of floor

    • @Mewtic1
      @Mewtic1 4 года назад +61

      @@YellowCake235-p3t you clearly have no idea what a wooosh is, and came
      from reddit expecting to make people feel bad and make you look smart, but you made yourself look stupid instead.

  • @Derdaida
    @Derdaida 4 года назад +5719

    As a fellow german i have to say that this sausage is the wurst

  • @d3_2009
    @d3_2009 4 года назад +55

    9:52 I love how I can’t tell which one of them is screaming

    • @dumbasshacker7621
      @dumbasshacker7621 4 года назад +12

      Dominic Carrea it is the man you have obviously not seen the cockroach encounters

  • @bozo8603
    @bozo8603 4 года назад +1102

    I love Charlie's goddamn actually scared screams. He can get jumpscared in a horror game and you get nothing. But if there's a roach or something sudden happens IRL, he shrieks like a little girl. 4:05 and 9:50 for the screams. Good stuff. Someone should make a compilation.

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 4 года назад +27

      Bozo You misspelled 9:52.

    • @Nathan-wk6jt
      @Nathan-wk6jt 4 года назад +69

      It's especially funny because of how emotionless he was back in the day, and how there's only been one horror game in the history of time to scare him

    • @negan2128
      @negan2128 4 года назад +4

      @@Nathan-wk6jt what game was it?

    • @sunwukong2
      @sunwukong2 4 года назад +18

      my mans got nickelodeon GAK'd

    • @nicknamenotwitty9065
      @nicknamenotwitty9065 4 года назад

      Nathan Napkins which one?

  • @Toxin___InterHalfer
    @Toxin___InterHalfer 4 года назад +677

    The second attempt is like Hulk came all over him

    • @Millwork1075
      @Millwork1075 4 года назад +24

      I was about to make the same comment but with alien cum

    • @elbuff2770
      @elbuff2770 4 года назад +19

      Ur profile picture also is

    • @_ketamiine_
      @_ketamiine_ 4 года назад +8

      bro it’s literally your profile pic

    • @Toxin___InterHalfer
      @Toxin___InterHalfer 4 года назад +1

      @@elbuff2770 HAHAH yes

    • @livingcheese2910
      @livingcheese2910 4 года назад +1

      I thought about Shrek but that would be a blessing.

  • @hansolo5479
    @hansolo5479 4 года назад +620

    I bet his wardrobe is just white shirts and each one expresses his emotion

  • @predictedtick0247
    @predictedtick0247 4 года назад +22

    Of course, it all makes sense now. This video was not just some fun thing to do, but rather a preparation of the momentous crossover that was to come.

  • @prisondaddy5037
    @prisondaddy5037 4 года назад +486

    The thumbnail looks like he’s wearing a bad map of the world

  • @hunterbodanza4758
    @hunterbodanza4758 4 года назад +378

    2:18
    Tiana: "Why did you use my pot instead of a bowl?"
    Charlie: "HUH?!"
    I see Eustace Bagge has taught you well

  • @leyrandomthoughts507
    @leyrandomthoughts507 4 года назад +438

    Legend says
    He sleeps, showers, and still eats in a white shirt.

    • @mr.cranker8086
      @mr.cranker8086 4 года назад +6

      Karma’s coming you get to a point where your entire wardrobe is just the same clothes every day

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 4 года назад +9

      Sorry babe, the shirt stays on during sex

    • @leyrandomthoughts507
      @leyrandomthoughts507 4 года назад +1

      @Harshhaze
      Lol 😂

  • @cagrikozen3614
    @cagrikozen3614 4 года назад +235

    Thumbnail looks like John Wick just stabbed baby yoda to death and regreting it.

  • @evanneff7776
    @evanneff7776 4 года назад +966

    Tiana "That's gonna take forever to cook"
    Charlie "Well lets crank this shit to 10"
    That's not at all how it works and that's why I think you're the perfect person to have a cooking show.

    • @Makumbator
      @Makumbator 4 года назад +50

      I must confess when he put that tiny pan on the biggest pad I got a bit mad.

    • @evanneff7776
      @evanneff7776 4 года назад +37

      I mean, it will cook the outside of something faster. Depends on how raw you like the insides of your food.

    • @kirisai
      @kirisai 2 года назад +2

      @@evanneff7776 it technically will cook the inside faster as well since more heat comes to it

    • @nametime8938
      @nametime8938 2 года назад +2

      @@kirisai true but it'll cook the outside even faster so if you cooked some chicken at max heat and took it out when the outside looked good, it'd probably be cold and raw on the inside

  • @charlie_mario6292
    @charlie_mario6292 4 года назад +1191

    “It’s supposed to be sausage casings but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines instead”
    *Charlie, what do you think sausage casings are made of? They **_are_** made of intestines*

    • @isaac13d
      @isaac13d 4 года назад +27

      I think that was the joke

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 4 года назад +215

      @@isaac13d it sure didn't sound like one. Charlie is oblivious to some common things, like bears running so i wouln't be too surprised

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 4 года назад +15

      I was scrolling to find this comment:)) so i wasn't the only one thinking this

    • @Qmontun
      @Qmontun 4 года назад +45

      @@isaac13d i think at this point in regards of cooking it's hard to tell if he is joking or not

    • @mikahherrera8691
      @mikahherrera8691 4 года назад +15

      im glad someone said it 😂, i dont think it was a joke

  • @sergeantrainstorm1269
    @sergeantrainstorm1269 4 года назад +977

    Charlie: The sausage doesn’t look too bad
    The Sausage: *Has a vein*

    • @tylernx
      @tylernx 4 года назад +36

      I fucking died reading this.

    • @bunnum9605
      @bunnum9605 4 года назад +10

      My penis

    • @tomcruise7481
      @tomcruise7481 4 года назад +7

      uwu

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +9

      @@tomcruise7481 N o

    • @Anthro
      @Anthro 4 года назад +1

      @@tomcruise7481 UwU *notices your bulgy wulgy long sausage* OwO? Wuts this?!?!?

  • @IdiotSavantProductions
    @IdiotSavantProductions 4 года назад +48

    “I feel like I got scammed and they gave me intestines “ yes , you did as that’s what sausage casings are .

  • @kurtbalingit1685
    @kurtbalingit1685 4 года назад +642

    Charlie just got mid 2000s Kids Choice Awards slimed on that smoothie sausage

  • @spunklebop6886
    @spunklebop6886 4 года назад +801

    Everyone: Charlie your shirt is white
    Charlie: To the untrained eye

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 года назад +2

      speedwagon it’s not white now because of that incredible ending

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 года назад +2

      speedwagon Also, baby stando?

    • @spunklebop6886
      @spunklebop6886 4 года назад +1

      @@vegetable1495 yep

    • @silvax4068
      @silvax4068 4 года назад +1

      Ora

    • @toob46
      @toob46 4 года назад

      Vsauce theme plays

  • @shiroshnur
    @shiroshnur 4 года назад +1149

    "I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines." I mean, unless they're artificial that's usually what they are. That might be a joke that just went over my head though.

    • @emz8280
      @emz8280 4 года назад +138

      I don't think it was a joke sadly 🤣

    • @Tschoii90
      @Tschoii90 4 года назад +15

      Exactly my thought 😂😂

    • @hmuz8388
      @hmuz8388 4 года назад +2

      @@Phrate what doesn't make sense?

    • @noahswork7997
      @noahswork7997 4 года назад +28

      I’ve been looking for this comment

    • @rossanderson4156
      @rossanderson4156 4 года назад +16

      Charlie was not joking I don't think

  • @ivygay1003able
    @ivygay1003able 3 года назад +7

    10:00 Charlie shows slight distraught, but his true pain started when he saw that his work was destroyed. Absolutely amazing

  • @sparkyjones560
    @sparkyjones560 4 года назад +790

    1. Start with normal sausages and get the hang of it before going to strange stuff.
    2. Spin the sausage really good to knot the ends so it doesn't open up.
    3. Cooking sausage. I found a half cup of water or so in the skillet, bring it to a boil and put the sausage in and cover with a lid. In 10 minutes, dump off the remaining water and brown the sausage in a little butter. The steaming for 10 minutes will cook it without exploding it and then browning won't be a problem. If the mix is too wet you get explosions or you get undercooked sausage.
    This is the secret people cooking sausages don't tell you.
    You can do it!

    • @luisrochin9457
      @luisrochin9457 4 года назад +107

      Bruh u gotta chill u dont need to be rude about it

    • @bleedinghearts4768
      @bleedinghearts4768 4 года назад +58

      Hi There
      chill out, he was being nice. this is why the world is going to shit

    • @Drew57720
      @Drew57720 4 года назад +44

      Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan.

    • @sparkyjones560
      @sparkyjones560 4 года назад +56

      @@Drew57720 no, you got it right. That was the desired result. Good Job!

    • @n3rdy11
      @n3rdy11 4 года назад +7

      Sparky Jones This guy sausages!

  • @adamkwarren21
    @adamkwarren21 4 года назад +512

    “I feel like I got scammed. Ordered sausage casings but got intestines.” Bruh

    • @acefingerhole90
      @acefingerhole90 4 года назад +4

      Adam Kwarren i think thats the joke

    • @MrFuzziiWuzzii
      @MrFuzziiWuzzii 4 года назад +45

      Nah he def didn’t know

    • @adamkwarren21
      @adamkwarren21 4 года назад +13

      Cameron definitely agree judging by the intonation of his voice

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 года назад +2

      @Tsukiko Furude
      Hey John Wick Jesus, they're the same thing

    • @jch8175
      @jch8175 4 года назад

      @@acefingerhole90 he admitted on the most recent official podcast that he didnt know they were made of intestine. idiot. wasnt a joke. you are dumb

  • @BezKajdan
    @BezKajdan 4 года назад +658

    Charlie looks like something straight out of a stereotypical comedy movie when someone fails in the kitchen.

    • @sunny15300
      @sunny15300 4 года назад +3

      Cue the laugh tracks

  • @Zaciriya
    @Zaciriya 4 года назад +17

    Even after MONTHS of this being out and me even forgetting about it, it made me laugh hard back then, and coming back to it now, im literally in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewcarlson4484
    @andrewcarlson4484 4 года назад +457

    “I feel like I’ve been scammed and got intestines”................Charlie I have a surprise for you

    • @marks.7879
      @marks.7879 4 года назад +27

      yea, i wasn't sure if that was the joke here - on the other hand i think what he got were artificial intestines

    • @bog2127
      @bog2127 4 года назад +21

      Hmm the floor is made of floor.

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 4 года назад +1

      @@bog2127 but i think it might be artificial floor.

  • @maceheath
    @maceheath 4 года назад +290

    “I bought sausage casings and got stomach intestines”
    Bro, that’s what sausage casings are...

    • @jackspoon7252
      @jackspoon7252 4 года назад +60

      Germans frown at his lack of sausage knowledge

    • @gesus.nazareth1528
      @gesus.nazareth1528 4 года назад +9

      Traditionally, but you can get synthetic casings made of cellulose

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick 4 года назад +17

      @@moimoiyoop intestines where used as condoms a while ago, so they are literally edible condoms lol

    • @babyragegekyume4132
      @babyragegekyume4132 4 года назад +3

      @@DvDick hell yeah

    • @maceheath
      @maceheath 4 года назад

      HURHRR same thing really

  • @Nemesislord001
    @Nemesislord001 4 года назад +1085

    Charlie: "I have the delicate hands of a surgeon"
    Also Charlie: * spills everything everywhere *

    • @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930
      @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930 4 года назад +18

      Nemesis Lord he never specified what type of surgeon

    • @Nemesislord001
      @Nemesislord001 4 года назад +5

      ENTITLED KID YOUR TOYS ARE MINE NOW Hmmm now that's not untrue

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 4 года назад +2

      Damn if only he made a joke about it

  • @mockturtlesoup710
    @mockturtlesoup710 4 года назад +34

    As someone who works in a sausage factory, I can verify that these recipes are actually not that unusual.

  • @nostop4524
    @nostop4524 4 года назад +331

    I was so confused as to why his shirt had green splats.

    • @Cr4z3d
      @Cr4z3d 4 года назад +12

      clearly that's baby food

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +9

      Shrek is love Shrek is life.

    • @yoshiyolo
      @yoshiyolo 4 года назад +5

      Alien cummed on him

  • @miselzorg2081
    @miselzorg2081 4 года назад +379

    He's slowly turning into Tarzan, soon enough we won't be able to recognize him.

    • @JayLabbs
      @JayLabbs 4 года назад +9

      un know more like Johnathan Wack

    • @sutra6971
      @sutra6971 4 года назад

      He’s looks greazy

  • @JasonSawyer
    @JasonSawyer 4 года назад +436

    "You know, this might not actually be a disaster."
    Famous last words.

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 года назад

      charlie couldn't make cheese and crackers without causing a worldwide scandal.

  • @LowReedExpert1
    @LowReedExpert1 3 года назад +12

    Every cooking vid this man releases makes me grateful I studied to be a chef in HS. Not knowing how to cook seems like a scary existence

  • @noahlibby2074
    @noahlibby2074 4 года назад +561

    “Was supposed to be sausage casing but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines”
    I hate to break it to you but it’s no scam, Sausage casing is literally pig intestines😂

    • @phillipc4196
      @phillipc4196 4 года назад +6

      Noah Libby 😂exactly

    • @velvet4922
      @velvet4922 4 года назад

      r/wooosh

    • @fourskinman2463
      @fourskinman2463 4 года назад +1

      John Pork was disemboweled and used to make the kfc sausage

    • @noahlibby2074
      @noahlibby2074 4 года назад

      its a joke mate😂 I think your comment backfired bc you didn’t realize that, wooosh you have no sense of humour👌🏻😂

    • @GlueEatin
      @GlueEatin 4 года назад +1

      9:51 screams like he saw a cockroach

  • @w35toff39
    @w35toff39 4 года назад +743

    charlies girlfriend sounds like his mom thats trying to encourage him when he says he wants to be a chef

  • @gilangwahyuagung2530
    @gilangwahyuagung2530 4 года назад +15

    "you know, this might actually not be a disaster"
    this is foreshadowing at its finest right here

  • @rebeccainiguez9877
    @rebeccainiguez9877 4 года назад +645

    Why does Charlie remind me of “return the slab” man from courage the cowardly dog? I’m terrified

    • @kris_the_unhip4963
      @kris_the_unhip4963 4 года назад +17

      Reetuuurrrnnn the slabbbb

    • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
      @Pokemaster-wg9gx 4 года назад +5

      King moisties the man in face carpets

    • @n0chin192
      @n0chin192 4 года назад +12

      That was a scary episode

    • @SireCaracal
      @SireCaracal 4 года назад +13

      @@n0chin192 that was *the* scariest episode

    • @phantomz87
      @phantomz87 4 года назад +6

      @@kris_the_unhip4963 that's it I'm getting me mallet

  • @apesteel5372
    @apesteel5372 4 года назад +49

    1:56 sausage casings are made of intestines Charlie. They don’t make balloons for pork stuffing purposes.

  • @YoshiX9
    @YoshiX9 4 года назад +409

    Sausage casings are intestines...unless you've achieved a new god-like level of deadpan

    • @thizlam4810
      @thizlam4810 4 года назад +3

      YoshiX9 I’m right there with you lmao 😂

    • @KingCroaker
      @KingCroaker 4 года назад +12

      Most modern sausages are not made of intestines!

    • @michaelabele5826
      @michaelabele5826 4 года назад +20

      Bob Moore cheap*

    • @clausroquefort9545
      @clausroquefort9545 4 года назад +10

      @@KingCroaker *stares in german *

    • @KingCroaker
      @KingCroaker 4 года назад +7

      @@clausroquefort9545 Hey I didn't say the non-intestine style is better!

  • @saltysailor6094
    @saltysailor6094 4 года назад +91

    Charlie: “ this is sausage casings but I feel like I’ve been scammed and got
    intestines”
    Everyone in the world who knows that sausage casings are either pig or lamb intestine... 👁👄👁

  • @sardonikai
    @sardonikai 4 года назад +333

    my boy looks like he’s the reason the word “soggy” was added to the oxford dictionary

  • @garintj1547
    @garintj1547 4 года назад +333

    "as you can tell I just got outta the shower" no Charlie, I can't tell anymore and I think we've given up on trying to tell.

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 года назад +645

    That thumbnail tho...
    It's like Jesus himself in *_"The Exorcist"_* movie.

    • @thetcogarchives1361
      @thetcogarchives1361 4 года назад +6

      Nah its keanu

    • @benthompson8256
      @benthompson8256 4 года назад

      Neither jesus or keanu reeves were in the exorcist

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 года назад +3

      @@benthompson8256 Blasphemy! Blasphemy, I say! Both, Jesus and Keanu Reeves were with us, deep in our hearts that day.

  • @Skyeweener
    @Skyeweener 4 года назад +14

    You took Ordinary Sausage from the bowels of youtube and fast tracked him to popularity, he made a jesus candle with your face on it, and I love this entire story.

  • @SLocoKnight
    @SLocoKnight 4 года назад +292

    Yeah Charlie, those are pork intestine. Synthetic casings don't need salt.

    • @willb1405
      @willb1405 4 года назад +21

      Pork doesn’t have intestines, pork isn’t an animal

    • @JohnSmith-nr1qn
      @JohnSmith-nr1qn 4 года назад +9

      @@willb1405 Pork = a pig...

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 4 года назад +22

      @@willb1405
      Bruh

    • @willb1405
      @willb1405 4 года назад +18

      John Smith “oh look a pork” yeah that makes sense

    • @ninetynein6853
      @ninetynein6853 4 года назад +14

      @@willb1405 No but when a pig is butchered into parts and sold at the store you dont call it pig you call it pork.

  • @d3generate804
    @d3generate804 4 года назад +168

    This is why you only leave sausage making to professionals like OrdinarySausage

  • @RyanPassek
    @RyanPassek 4 года назад +180

    "I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines"
    Yes Charlie, you did get intestines. That's what sausage casings are. Intestines.

    • @nyx0s389
      @nyx0s389 4 года назад +3

      @Ryan Passek I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @kennyhouser3467
    @kennyhouser3467 4 года назад +10

    Charlie, this video was truly a master piece. You're doing the Lord's work here Son. Haven't laughed that hard at someone failing since me on my wedding night. Great job!!!

  • @harryhudson3474
    @harryhudson3474 4 года назад +238

    Words moments before disaster: "Now this is how sausage is supposed to look."

  • @mone4988
    @mone4988 4 года назад +79

    Charlie, you need to string the entire thing of hog casings on then feed out, not into the whole limp thing like a barbarian. Also, rinse the inside of the casings so you get the salt out. You can get hog casings at any smart n final or butcher shop.

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 4 года назад +491

    Charlie chopping a carrot on a cutting board
    Cutting board catches fire
    "Should be fine."

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 года назад +13

      If his food fell on a pit full of tar, ash, broken glass, nails, used needles and poison he'd just shrug it off and say it's fine

    • @Icarusinhischariot
      @Icarusinhischariot 4 года назад +3

      @@arthurschmidt3104 it's because he's Jesus

  • @Scrotal_Recal
    @Scrotal_Recal 3 года назад +10

    I love how Charlie substitutes plates for bowls.

  • @Bram06
    @Bram06 4 года назад +450

    You should do a collab with Ordinary Sausage where he teaches you how to make a good sausage

    • @swampdoctor4834
      @swampdoctor4834 4 года назад +9

      Bram06 wdym that was a great sausage

    • @erinandalligators
      @erinandalligators 4 года назад +5

      Having seen how his own girlfriend couldn't save him when he was making bread I think he may be a lost cause.

  • @tabletoparcade4203
    @tabletoparcade4203 4 года назад +252

    "I bought sausage casings..."
    Yes
    "...but I feel I've been sold intestines."
    Also yes

    • @slavkei
      @slavkei 4 года назад +14

      Today, a lot of people learned that sausage casing is in fact intestinal membrane.
      Delicious, delicious intestinal membrane.
      Wait till they find out what gets ground up to get stuffed into the intestinal casing...

    • @Quaker1
      @Quaker1 4 года назад +1

      slavkei easy, sausage stuffing!

    • @slavkei
      @slavkei 4 года назад

      @@Quaker1 Bingo bango bongo, got it in one.

    • @aersla1731
      @aersla1731 4 года назад +5

      Well now a days, you can also get collagen casing. Not all sausage casings are intestines. I'd bet and say most commercial sausages are collagen casing, but that's just a guess.

    • @nicholaszustak768
      @nicholaszustak768 4 года назад +1

      Aersla true. But his does say HOG right there on the packaging

  • @meterminute9034
    @meterminute9034 4 года назад +965

    Jesus learning how to make sausage colorized

  • @kennethnguyen6400
    @kennethnguyen6400 4 года назад +20

    Netflix : " How is the movie so far "
    Someones daughter : 9:50

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 4 года назад +3

      Who's doing it? Swamp Thing?

  • @thebigshep
    @thebigshep 4 года назад +218

    "I feel like I got scammed and got intestines".
    Well, yes, but actually no.

  • @mattfigueroa8761
    @mattfigueroa8761 4 года назад +531

    Day 56 of asking Charlie for a signed fleshlight

  • @AlexG207
    @AlexG207 4 года назад +379

    4:05 Think that's the highest Charlies voice has ever gone.

  • @blackout295
    @blackout295 3 года назад +9

    Charlie wanted to one up the sausage king and he learned a lesson in humility

  • @WindowsDevPro
    @WindowsDevPro 4 года назад +160

    Charlie is just training his body for the future. When their future kid throws up he'll dodge it like he's playing dark souls. 😂

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 4 года назад +17

      Instead of dodging he rolls right into it because invincibility frames will protect him

  • @samuelelrich7678
    @samuelelrich7678 4 года назад +234

    He is taking after his idol

    • @samuelelrich7678
      @samuelelrich7678 4 года назад +10

      As I am watching this video he didn’t seem to succeed

  • @theinvisibleguest7566
    @theinvisibleguest7566 4 года назад +1852

    Charlie: *Makes a funny video*
    Vegan Gains: "That's not vegan!"

    • @peterg.mainetti9871
      @peterg.mainetti9871 4 года назад +53

      *Erin wants to know your location*

    • @MonkeyDLuffy60073
      @MonkeyDLuffy60073 4 года назад +7

      @@peterg.mainetti9871 fucking Erin

    • @lynx7631
      @lynx7631 4 года назад +40

      haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powderhaha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder.

    • @bingus2358
      @bingus2358 4 года назад

      TigerOsu no

    • @butterflygroundhog
      @butterflygroundhog 4 года назад +6

      @@tigerosu2070 nah fam, that ain't a brgan, that's a basic white girl

  • @youngpasta5722
    @youngpasta5722 4 года назад +7

    5:30 the face of a proud man right there

  • @ethanbaker9118
    @ethanbaker9118 4 года назад +217

    Charlie at the end looks like he had some fun time with Shrek in the swamp.

  • @daces.604
    @daces.604 4 года назад +47

    ‘It says it’s sausage casing but I feel I got scammed and got intestines’
    Charlie I have some bad news...

  • @obama7792
    @obama7792 4 года назад +579

    "this might actually not be a disaster"
    famous last words

  • @jambalayajones6449
    @jambalayajones6449 4 года назад +4

    Hearing Charlie scream is like seeing your dad cry, it never happens and when it does you don't know what to do

  • @SuperMinecrafter200
    @SuperMinecrafter200 4 года назад +162

    "it was a pretty hard to follow recipie" it literally had 2 steps Charlie