TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 3 - Jesse is bad at living

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @ClockworkThistle
    @ClockworkThistle Год назад +27

    I rewatch this series whenever I feel down. The chemistry is so good! Miss you, John Bain. May you rest in peace. ❤

  • @hammy4866
    @hammy4866 5 лет назад +68

    I always come back to rewatch this series every now and then. I miss TB so much.

    • @danielsaxon2206
      @danielsaxon2206 4 года назад +3

      Agreed.

    • @DarkShadoan
      @DarkShadoan 2 года назад

      We all do.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 года назад

      its obligatory to rewatch it once a year

    • @naminami4622
      @naminami4622 2 года назад +4

      I bet TB sits there in heaven reviewing games, chillin', sees us rewatching this series once a year and goes: “wtf... why are people still watching this crap?“

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo Год назад

      ​@@naminami4622 Sounds about right. 😄

  • @RJ4002
    @RJ4002 10 лет назад +253

    "Do you hear that sound?"
    "What sound, I have my sound turned off,"
    **Worm explodes from ground**
    Bonafide horror movie shit right there.

  • @KatrinaMishow
    @KatrinaMishow 11 лет назад +115

    Lmao.
    Jesse: "Oh, a star! Where the hell did that come from!"
    TB: ...
    TB: "The sky."

  • @_Trash_Goblin
    @_Trash_Goblin 10 лет назад +139

    Their fake discussion about Everquest was actually kind of fucking good xD

    • @toxiclunch
      @toxiclunch 5 лет назад +17

      They were absolutely low-key talking about World of Warcraft.

  • @yotamshitrit6820
    @yotamshitrit6820 10 лет назад +104

    "I will have to place some platforms to make this drop safe for you, and you will die if you fallAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" -TB, 2011

  • @davidlucas4051
    @davidlucas4051 5 лет назад +74

    I miss the dynamic between TB and Jesse, he was king of playing the straight man to Jesse's bumbling fool comedy gold < HA didn't mean for that to happen.

  • @MrJgame22
    @MrJgame22 11 лет назад +39

    As I watch this series, I keep getting flashbacks of the jokes about a half-second before Jesse says them. It's actually kind of creepy and awesome at the same time.

  • @leolawolfe1309
    @leolawolfe1309 10 лет назад +126

    OVER MY DEAD BODY, GOOD SIR! OVER MY DEAD BODY!
    -TB, 2011

  • @misterp0451
    @misterp0451 4 года назад +18

    Man I watched this for the first time in middle school... I’m a few months from graduating university now.

  • @Raideortega
    @Raideortega 12 лет назад +12

    "Is that a star? Where did that come from?"
    "THE SKY."
    I love you two together.

  • @RankBobbers
    @RankBobbers 10 лет назад +67

    I love how every episode they make the name starts with Jesse is bad at X

  • @chaddixon9764
    @chaddixon9764 4 года назад +40

    2020 and I am re-watching this because it is still hilarious.

    • @leante79
      @leante79 2 года назад +7

      2022 here.

    • @digitalspecter
      @digitalspecter 2 года назад +1

      @@leante79 2023 too =)

    • @justinrazon7200
      @justinrazon7200 2 года назад +1

      @@digitalspecter Cheers to everyone else still rewatching after 11 years of this thing existing. Still one of my favorite series on youtube.

    • @i_garfed_on_the_carpet
      @i_garfed_on_the_carpet Год назад +2

      everytime i start a new terraria world I watch this series again, and I start new terraria worlds a lot.

  • @brian1943
    @brian1943 10 лет назад +21

    im watching the playlist and i just saw how many are there..... i know what i will be watching for the next 20 weekends

  • @bunnysoup6858
    @bunnysoup6858 2 года назад +1

    The best part about re-watching this is getting jokes and humor that I didn't before.

  • @ramennnoodle
    @ramennnoodle 5 лет назад +7

    To this day I still don't know what those balls of fire were

  • @hailequang9520
    @hailequang9520 Год назад +6

    I can't believe it's 12 years already.

  • @dianamerchant1026
    @dianamerchant1026 3 года назад +7

    This has gotta be my favorite comfort stream. 10 years later, still funny as fuck. Btw this and Jesse playing Dead Space it so helps me sleep. God and TB… just what a human. Ty guys

    • @brutus7811
      @brutus7811 3 года назад +4

      Me too friend. I come back here when times are particularly weighing hard - this series is such a good little time machine.

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo Год назад

      ​@@brutus7811 That's exactly why I'm watching it today. 😊

  • @LaenayaSathe
    @LaenayaSathe Месяц назад +1

    Came back to give this playlist a watch once more!
    Much love to Jesse, John, their friendship, his family, and all of us who still miss his input, esp in today's industry, as of 12/27/2024.

  • @Venusdeluxe
    @Venusdeluxe 11 лет назад +167

    Guys! Stop posting about what they should do! This was made 3 years ago. Seriously guys, be reasonable.

  • @TheAsvarduilProject
    @TheAsvarduilProject 10 лет назад +41

    22:25 - TB found GOLD! Eee hee hee heee!

  • @JacobTheLoofah
    @JacobTheLoofah 13 лет назад +12

    Oh god i was laughing so hard when Totalbiscuit was trying to drown jesse

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 5 лет назад +4

    Jesse's "OH DAMN!" at 4:31 is satisfying to hear.

  • @FrankyJr
    @FrankyJr 5 лет назад +2

    Watching Kingdom Two Crowns on Jesse's channel recently reminded me of this series, good to be back :) RIP TB

  • @ZetaOmega1456Gamma
    @ZetaOmega1456Gamma 4 года назад +2

    Still watching this in 2021. miss you TB

  • @NintendoBoy64
    @NintendoBoy64 5 лет назад +4

    22:18 Jesse's Old Crazy Miner impression had me in tears

  • @RaindropWalka6
    @RaindropWalka6 11 лет назад +3

    Probably one of my favorite updates to this game was the changing of sounds when mining stone and ores

  • @TheKatjz
    @TheKatjz 10 лет назад +6

    I love coming back and re-watching this, just laughing so hard I cry.

  • @TheKeller101
    @TheKeller101 12 лет назад +1

    OMG, their whole banter at 25 minutes in I was dying.

  • @jbmorris10
    @jbmorris10 11 лет назад +9

    TB with the water trolling revenge. too fucking funny

  • @TW1GGL3S
    @TW1GGL3S 13 лет назад +5

    "i can make fireballs"
    "i have no idea what those do"
    so what your saying is youve never played mario, or any game. EVER.

  • @jobdeswart7761
    @jobdeswart7761 11 лет назад +10

    2.15 jesse : i got balls of fire :D

  • @bensterWasHere
    @bensterWasHere 3 года назад +4

    rewatching in 2022

  • @naminami4622
    @naminami4622 9 месяцев назад +1

    TB and Jesse's fake discussion of everquest
    TB: "oh I'm personally terrified by it.."
    Jesse: (dies to a slime) "son of a b***h...."
    TB: "also, I can't help but notice..."
    Jesse: "that red slime... facerolled me what the hell..."
    Comedy gold.

  • @SocomSOB
    @SocomSOB 13 лет назад

    LOL at the crazy miner voice. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Then I replayed it again and again, haha awesome

  • @geggonen1000
    @geggonen1000 11 лет назад +5

    "Well,that's what you get dressing like that."
    I almost fell from my chair and I couldn't breath! XD

  • @Dinotomon
    @Dinotomon 11 лет назад +3

    Jesse beat them with the power of love and rainbows. He obviously predicted the Brony fandom.

  • @grimreaperx89ify
    @grimreaperx89ify 3 года назад +3

    Jesse: ooooo I’m getting it from the front and the back ova here
    TB: Welp that’s what you get for dressing like that.
    🤣

  • @xandardorf6365
    @xandardorf6365 Месяц назад

    Jesse: "The water fell down and it filled all of our holes."
    Jesse: "It filled our holes up!"

  • @mighty_claw
    @mighty_claw 12 лет назад

    "we survived in the dark, what could be worse than that?" hilarious quote in hindsight.

  • @TheLootFinder00
    @TheLootFinder00 11 лет назад +6

    Am I the only one who started hoping that there was an ore called assanine at 16:49? Just so that I could see Jesse's reaction to it?
    No? Just me? Oh well.

  • @ryancunningham7235
    @ryancunningham7235 11 лет назад +24

    Welp, this reminds me of the time that I put lava in my house on accident, killing me AND all the NPCs I had at the time. Yeah, I suck at this game, but who doesn't just starting out?

    • @mushudamaschin2608
      @mushudamaschin2608 11 лет назад +15

      in terraria with a character builded with 2 years worth terraria gameplay items (i had a starcloak too)i left the computer alone for 1:30 hours to go and play on the ps3. in all that time a blood moon and a goblin army came. when i came back, my house was filled with 5 gravestones, spiked balls, harpoons rocket boots,blown up room (suplies room with EVERY item i got in the world) by the fucking crazy mother$%*^$clown. and i lost 3 npcs all the monsters SUICIDED into me and were killed by my star cloak

    • @markmyers2663
      @markmyers2663 5 лет назад

      The good news is that they got rid of the clown doing damage to tiles so that should now be impossible at least, sad to hear you lost a lot of stuff. I went throught like 5 characters that all reached the 'end' of that current version of terraria and got deleted. The good news is that I got better at getting materials form the beginning onward and even beat the moon lord, too bad that character is gone now but I'm working on another playthrough and the game is still fun to this day, just got the vampire knives (although I suspect they were nerfed) for the first time! I hope you have a better time if you decided to continue playing (I know this post is old).@@mushudamaschin2608

  • @fgfh10004
    @fgfh10004 5 лет назад +8

    Man, I miss TB's rants.

  • @zdekiKralj525
    @zdekiKralj525 13 лет назад

    i love when jesse yells when something hits his charracter like it hit him in real life hahahaha

  • @HatchlingKifa
    @HatchlingKifa Год назад +1

    All theese years have passed and I still don't understand why wouldn't they simply move the wall one block to the left to prevent JC from damaging it each time he respawned...? 🤔

  • @MechaMario64
    @MechaMario64 6 лет назад +20

    memories...

  • @Vergos001
    @Vergos001 6 лет назад +4

    RIP Tb

  • @LimeTime39
    @LimeTime39 11 лет назад +3

    Gold is consumable?

  • @b1rd1sword
    @b1rd1sword 12 лет назад

    funniest thing ever=Jesse's miner finding gold impersonation

  • @Grapesby10846
    @Grapesby10846 13 лет назад +2

    "You will die if you fall th- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
    "Did you die?"
    "No"

  • @vorpalfire
    @vorpalfire 10 лет назад +8

    "old Minor voice" sounds like master roshie from DBZ

  • @WahffleHouse
    @WahffleHouse 13 лет назад

    Jesse needs a sound board! XD I've heard him do a lot of voices but that "Crazy old miner voice" Made me choke on my soda. XD

  • @ErisEntropy
    @ErisEntropy 2 года назад +1

    I have no clue what Jesse meant by being able to craft fire balls.

  • @BeautySnake
    @BeautySnake 13 лет назад

    "thats the best old minor voice that i have ever seen!"~jesse
    voices can now be seen

  • @Amoeeze
    @Amoeeze 13 лет назад

    Hearing TB shout "I found GOLD!" like a stereotypical toothless prospector quite possibly made my day.

  • @Terenin
    @Terenin 12 лет назад

    09:50 - and my idea of what Terraria involves was never the same again... Thanks Jesse, needed that x.X

  • @GalaxyGuy12
    @GalaxyGuy12 13 лет назад

    Found this in my suggestion box, and it looks like a very fun Terraria Let's Play, so I'mma go back to episode 1.

  • @Ricochet8844
    @Ricochet8844 13 лет назад

    TotalBiscuit, you're the only guy that actually makes me laugh when you are mad.

  • @michelrpg
    @michelrpg 13 лет назад

    "could be a bug, the game IS kinda buggy". BRILLIANT XD

  • @Killerspider101
    @Killerspider101 13 лет назад

    There is something awesomely funny about watching all 30 episodes and going back to the start, only to realize how many potential "wood" jokes they're making without either of them realising it! ;)

  • @volkerball85
    @volkerball85 13 лет назад

    Oh god, I completely lost it at TB's "GODDAMMIT!" over Jesse blowing a hole in the wall again. xD

  • @TheGame2Win
    @TheGame2Win 12 лет назад

    Your Icon tricked me by think there was a damn spider there I literality got my flyswatter and slapped the crap out of my screen LOL

  • @vipergaminghd2478
    @vipergaminghd2478 11 лет назад +2

    Damn these videos are hilariously funny, forgot how good they were!

  • @FawkMSN
    @FawkMSN 12 лет назад

    Your paragraph made my OCD blow up in rage and then resurrect itself even stronger.

  • @ChaotickDanny
    @ChaotickDanny 12 лет назад

    The thing I find funniest about this episode is how TB doesn't realize that he could just build the wall one block over and fix the respawning problem.

  • @SilentNukeShot
    @SilentNukeShot 13 лет назад

    Seamus+Jesse Cox playing The Darkness 2: TOTAL EPICNESS

  • @nossarian
    @nossarian 12 лет назад

    I like how as soon as Jesse became useful TB stopped treating him like crap.

  • @MattDW45
    @MattDW45 13 лет назад

    At 14:00 I couldn't stop screaming at totalbiscuit "Eat the mushroom! eat the damn mushroom and you'll live!"

  • @MrPlatypus232323
    @MrPlatypus232323 11 лет назад

    your profile immage fits this PERFECTLY!!!

  • @Matt0The0Gamer
    @Matt0The0Gamer 13 лет назад

    I love watching this, and this actually inspired me to play Terraria.

  • @Lizzieboots
    @Lizzieboots 13 лет назад

    Only just realised that when watching these guys play terraria I have a habit of watching for any monsters trying to sneak up on them, then realise I can't exactly warn them.

  • @SILENTRUSH85
    @SILENTRUSH85 11 лет назад

    its been 2 years and this is still the best series in the world

  • @maxhill504
    @maxhill504 12 лет назад

    And you will die if you -- ARRGGH
    Best line of the episode

  • @Meta-Battler
    @Meta-Battler 13 лет назад

    Jesse's Old miner voice is amazing!

  • @DaWarper88
    @DaWarper88 12 лет назад

    TB: "God damn it! We need to find some silk so that you don't spawn in the wall every time!"
    Me: "Why don't they just move the wall...?"

  • @godsxin
    @godsxin 13 лет назад

    best LP ever

  • @Nattehine
    @Nattehine 11 лет назад

    25:24 I choked on my tea and coughed it up all over my keyboard when Jesse started to sing.

  • @adadd567
    @adadd567 13 лет назад

    That is the best miner voice ever! ^^

  • @mitchellpaterson8623
    @mitchellpaterson8623 12 лет назад

    totalbiscuit: this is what happens when i leave you alone
    zombie: yea
    i swear the zombie said yea right after that

  • @nactan
    @nactan 13 лет назад

    glass half full version: he's awesome at dying

  • @sartorius346
    @sartorius346 12 лет назад

    couldn't stop laughing when they were fighting in pitch dark X'D

  • @AsksPrincessMolestia
    @AsksPrincessMolestia 10 лет назад +1

    Remmeber when you made the mineshaft INSIDE your house? That wasnt the smartest option since anything behind an non-player placed wall will allow enemies to spawn, My solution: Have 2 doors exactly beside each other on the same elevation, this allows zombies to not be able to break down doors on either end, or you can make your doors 2 blocks high off the ground, they'll jump, give up, and come back to try to get in again. repeating the process until day time, this also works for goblin armies, skeletons, and the anthromorphic bat creatures which absorb you if you die.

  • @MrShadowhearth
    @MrShadowhearth 13 лет назад

    those worms had such an epic trolly face masks on!

  • @CaptainPsychopath
    @CaptainPsychopath 13 лет назад

    "I KILLED OUR FLOWER AGAIN, SUNOVA BITCH." xD You guys are makin' my night.

  • @bbush317
    @bbush317 11 лет назад

    a hundred and eleven people are the flowers that jesse hurt

  • @anubisvii5432
    @anubisvii5432 11 лет назад

    i can only imagine jesse's reaction when he watches the video and realizes TB tried to drown him xD

  • @theranmafan
    @theranmafan 13 лет назад

    Baahaaahaahaahaahaa! I love your videos. I listen to them at work now!

  • @Totsjana
    @Totsjana 13 лет назад

    I swear I only watch this for the laughs. LOL!!! I can't stop laughing at everything.

  • @toughstarfire
    @toughstarfire 12 лет назад +1

    TB: I'm fine, Thank you for your concern, dammit!!
    XD

  • @1337SE
    @1337SE 13 лет назад

    Wow, you guys are awesome =D I'm watching this video now for like two minutes and I've already decided to subscribe to your channel o.o'

  • @Hklasda98
    @Hklasda98 13 лет назад

    Jesse: OOOOO A STAR WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?!
    Totalbiscut: the sky...

  • @Emporar23
    @Emporar23 13 лет назад

    The deception of TB is priceless.

  • @hoaxslayer3592
    @hoaxslayer3592 12 лет назад

    I wish Jesse would go "OH YEAH" whenever he respawned.

  • @michaelcastro9026
    @michaelcastro9026 11 лет назад +1

    This series is the best!

  • @Lohrenz01
    @Lohrenz01 11 лет назад

    WOAH! Jesse and TB are actually working together with out killing each other!!!!!!!

  • @DomJoker
    @DomJoker 11 лет назад

    25:10 best fight ever "singing what?!?! That too!!" tb is so fucking awsome

  • @BLooD7Heart2
    @BLooD7Heart2 13 лет назад

    Lol Jesse sounds like Master Roshi when he says "THERE'S GOo0o0oo0oLLD!"

  • @Luex21
    @Luex21 11 лет назад

    when jessie says i found gold, he sounds like master roshi

  • @joncub6581
    @joncub6581 11 лет назад

    lmao i love these two. they allways do grate vids. keep it going :D

  • @12strng
    @12strng 11 лет назад

    Haha, when they fell after tunneling I laughed so hard.