This series has such a friendly and relaxed feel to it - Totalbiscuit so wants to play the role of the sensible guy who gets annoyed by the immature guy, but can't help himself from laughing at Jesse's jokes, and making the same silly jokes himself
I've been at home the past two days due to a head cold and I've been listening to this playlist when I need to relax/nap/have noise. It's been so nice that it's still online. I hope it never gets removed.
Going back and watching these because I missed out on this series the first time around. I seriously lost it when Jesse goes on about bombs and was like "And then we'll build a McDonalds on top of it when we're done" Sad but true. XD
Jesse is indeed a regular American guy; blowing up walls with his body, bombing forests, building castles, and so on. Good job on the videos guys, they have amused me countless times and introduced me to two great youtubers I may have not found otherwise. o.o
After hearing the two of you argue and kill monsters for more than three hours I cam to a realization. The would make the greatest crime fighting duo of all time!
Some tips... 1. You can turn the stone blocks into grey bricks and grey brick walls for a nicer looking stone house. 2. Each NPC only requires a house with the following parameters. It needs to be at least 7 wide and 5 high (not counting walls), one bench, one table, a door, and at least on torch. That is the minimum for an NPC to move into it. The Guide will move into the second house. Thumbs up so they can see it.
I would love to watch more of these, one with them figuring out to fix that damn bed, lol. Also I would love to see Jesse with the nurse. XD I would love to see what the hell would go on there. Love your work Mr TB and Jesse, hope to see much more.
"To be fair, the sole reason I have you on this show is to troll the guy that doesn't like you" Am I glad you wanted to troll someone! I'm currently watching these videos and it's just hilarious.
The bed must have enough space. A 8 block wide and 4 block high (interior) room is minimum, as such a 10x6 box overall is required. For ease of placement: this is the full lateral reach of a player, with the maximum vertical reach. The room's exterior walls must be crafted from material other than dirt such as Wood, Stone, Bricks or Glass (even Wood Platforms will work, although this offers no protection from monsters).
Step 1: Wall off the spawn. Step 2: Trick the other member into giving you his/her pick(s)/hammer, depending on what you wall the spawn off with. Step 3: Either kill the other member, trick him/her into going into a trap/dangerous place or just wait for him/her to die. Step 4: Initiate negotiations.
So.... I find myself being, "that guy" for once in my life. I enjoyed your word "flippantry," and decided to google it. Aaaaaaaand found that the word you were looking for was actually flippancy. Flippantry is not a word, though I wish it was, but the Noun form of flippant is in fact flippancy. Fuck me, I don't even know why I'm posting this. I'm just gonna go back to listening to this series for the nth time while playing Diablo II for the giga-nth time.
I used to clench my butt in rage, but my doctors said that the pressure was too much and my ass would explode. So, literally, Jesse nearly tore my ass up.
TB+Jesse+Dodger+Simon+Lewis+Creatures= Awesomness that would literally blow the mind of anyone watching. or make them puke if they dont like the peoploe involved. Agreeably.
At 19:12 he totally sings my ringtune. =) I tell ya, this Jesse guy is really growing on me. Good work Biscuit and Jesse. I'll not tell you any of the things you did wrong here as not to spoil the surprise when you learn how to do it right. =)
I love how I've been playing Terraria for about an hour now and I still don't have anything but a bucket on my head, tools, and a hellevator that doesn't work because it kills me.
I've never played older versions of this game. Is rope not a thing? I noticed they don't have any, and they struggle to get down what would be very easy if they had rope. I am interested to see how much was different about the game back then.
lol at the intro . "Ladies and gentleman! my name is Totalbiscuit and welcome back to the wonderful wonderful 'world-of-terrariaaaaa-and-I-brought-Jesse-along(sigh)'" :D
When I'm mining, every so often I like to build little safehouses/checkpoints, sort of like in L4D. I've noticed it seriously reduces the amount of times I die or have to go ten miles to get some wood back at my house.
I'm starting to like Jesse. He is effin' hilarious. Also, about your team colour, did you know that yellow is the colour of cowardice? Also, Castle von Jessenstein is actually better looking than TB's shack, especially with that chandelier.
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This series has such a friendly and relaxed feel to it - Totalbiscuit so wants to play the role of the sensible guy who gets annoyed by the immature guy, but can't help himself from laughing at Jesse's jokes, and making the same silly jokes himself
perfectly described
I've been at home the past two days due to a head cold and I've been listening to this playlist when I need to relax/nap/have noise. It's been so nice that it's still online. I hope it never gets removed.
i am rewatching this series, i still find it hilarious.
I find it so heart-breaking that they will never be able to complete the update together...
I like seeing changes between different versions of the same game. For instance, torches used to work underwater.
Jesse's gold-miner-voice is so funny - and TB's laugh is infectious
I feel as though extended company with Jesse has clouded Bisuit's judgment.
He didn't need all those spare IQ points.
Going back and watching these because I missed out on this series the first time around. I seriously lost it when Jesse goes on about bombs and was like "And then we'll build a McDonalds on top of it when we're done"
Sad but true. XD
One of the funniest video game talk while play thingy videos I have ever seen! Gumption xD
who needs new videos when you can just watch one series over and over and over and over......
WORM DJ JAZZY JEFF IS BORN! :D
So a question - it seems to change every time. Is it 'DJ Jazzy Worm Jeff', or 'DJ Worm Jazzy Jeff', or even 'Worm DJ Jazzy Jeff'?
TheAsvarduilProject Are you asking Jesse to actually think about the things he says and remember them? Good luck with that.
Yes, he should. He are accountable to us! (Theoretically.)
I love how Pinky made an appearance but they were too busy to notice... Especially since Pinky drops 1 gold every time.
GOOLLLD! WE FOUND GOLD! I love THAT voice :D
And the "throwing bomb" joke ;)
Great team !
Jesse is indeed a regular American guy; blowing up walls with his body, bombing forests, building castles, and so on. Good job on the videos guys, they have amused me countless times and introduced me to two great youtubers I may have not found otherwise. o.o
After hearing the two of you argue and kill monsters for more than three hours I cam to a realization. The would make the greatest crime fighting duo of all time!
What this series needs is a goblin invasion or blood moon... I can imagine the hilarity that would ensue :D
They say ''plough the lillies'' in the Witcher 2 because Temeria has lillies on their coat of arms.
I think TB and Jesse have to be one of the greatest youtube combinations of our time.
Some tips...
1. You can turn the stone blocks into grey bricks and grey brick walls for a nicer looking stone house.
2. Each NPC only requires a house with the following parameters. It needs to be at least 7 wide and 5 high (not counting walls), one bench, one table, a door, and at least on torch. That is the minimum for an NPC to move into it. The Guide will move into the second house.
Thumbs up so they can see it.
"gumption, what jesse cox needs" "its got electrolytes"
"You'll be fine."
...That, right there, seems to be TotalBiscuit's favourite thing to say.
they're playing so bad that its funny already. And when Jesse opens his mouth and I just burst in laugh
Death Count:
Jessie: 1
TB: 1
Total Deaths:
Jessie: 12
TB: 7
I love Jesse's prospector impression!
I would love to watch more of these, one with them figuring out to fix that damn bed, lol. Also I would love to see Jesse with the nurse. XD I would love to see what the hell would go on there. Love your work Mr TB and Jesse, hope to see much more.
that "you shall not pass" thing he did was VERY good:P
I would listen the shit out of "Blowing up the walls" :)
TRUST ME! You are here for this moment! 17:20
Oh god.. this is just too funny I'm gonna pull an all nighter just to watch all these.
TB is starting to enjoy Jesse's shenanigans in this episode.
Oh the memories :3
I have never laughed so hard as I did when Biscuit said "Plow the lilies!"
Something is seriously wrong with me.
"My wood sword ain't gonna cut it, huh?"
OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THER'!
"To be fair, the sole reason I have you on this show is to troll the guy that doesn't like you"
Am I glad you wanted to troll someone! I'm currently watching these videos and it's just hilarious.
TB is the perfect Arnold Schwarzenegger and miner voicer, and Jesse is the best Gandalf and Gundalf EVER!! :)
Miss you TB
I'm Still waiting on that album... -_-
You need a complete house in order for bed's IN the house to work. You wouldn't sleep in a half blown up house, right?
Jesse Cox and Toby Turner together would be ultimate insanity. Nothing would get done. By anyone involved.
i laugh so much during your videos its fantastic keep up the good work i got this game and magicka cuz of you
Took me this long to realize it but did Jesse mean to say Dandy?
17:21 damn TB does a really good impersonation
22:49 FREAKING PINKY AND THEY LET IT GET AWAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
TB+Jesse=perfect combo. Jesse is hillarious, but I need TB to keep me sane while watching :P
The bed must have enough space. A 8 block wide and 4 block high (interior) room is minimum, as such a 10x6 box overall is required. For ease of placement: this is the full lateral reach of a player, with the maximum vertical reach.
The room's exterior walls must be crafted from material other than dirt such as Wood, Stone, Bricks or Glass (even Wood Platforms will work, although this offers no protection from monsters).
I miss you TB
I recently found out that there is a road in Rochester, UK called "Gundulph Road." Coincidence? =O
Hmm... I doubt it, unless it is blocked off...
so that you cannot pass
IIRC Gundulph is the guy who built our cathedral.
"Its almost daytime, it should be safe to get wood."
... morning wood?
thank u total biscuit and jesse cox u made me stay up all night watching ur awesome vids
I love it when Jesse does voices, for example, the gandalf and gundalf ones.
Watching this drunk with friends is a great time. 8D
I just love this tag team they're each hilarious in there own way they should make more videos together thumbs up if u agree :)
press 6 for GGGGOOOOOOOLD!
Jesse should make a crazed miner show!! Hilarious!
"You shall not pass!" lol I laughed so hard! Love you guys
At 26:32 Nostradamus turns into a Koopa in his little ledge thing.
"A weapon worthy of Mordor"
......
I was watching LOTR when he said this O_o
Gundolf kind of sounds like one of Adam Sandler's voices
Step 1: Wall off the spawn.
Step 2: Trick the other member into giving you his/her pick(s)/hammer, depending on what you wall the spawn off with.
Step 3: Either kill the other member, trick him/her into going into a trap/dangerous place or just wait for him/her to die.
Step 4: Initiate negotiations.
i love the crazy miner's voice :D
My computer can't run Terraria... how fucking pathetic is that?
Well, we can finally sleep in the bed
RIP
"It's almost day time, it should be safe to get wood." Said every male's body, ever.
While they were talking about not having a mine in their house, I just kept staring at the future location of the Hellevator.
So.... I find myself being, "that guy" for once in my life.
I enjoyed your word "flippantry," and decided to google it. Aaaaaaaand found that the word you were looking for was actually flippancy. Flippantry is not a word, though I wish it was, but the Noun form of flippant is in fact flippancy.
Fuck me, I don't even know why I'm posting this. I'm just gonna go back to listening to this series for the nth time while playing Diablo II for the giga-nth time.
jesse's weapon in this episode is known as the poking stick of annoyance
They know this now, but to anyone else playing this game that doesn't know, you have to have your bed in a completely inclosed building.
I really enjoy this collaboration. Like a married couple of the grumpy and ditzy persuasions.
That one short-sword... screwed them over for a good part of the series. Good job TB :P
I used to clench my butt in rage, but my doctors said that the pressure was too much and my ass would explode. So, literally, Jesse nearly tore my ass up.
TB+Jesse+Dodger+Simon+Lewis+Creatures= Awesomness that would literally blow the mind of anyone watching. or make them puke if they dont like the peoploe involved. Agreeably.
At 19:12 he totally sings my ringtune. =)
I tell ya, this Jesse guy is really growing on me.
Good work Biscuit and Jesse. I'll not tell you any of the things you did wrong here as not to spoil the surprise when you learn how to do it right. =)
I love how I've been playing Terraria for about an hour now and I still don't have anything but a bucket on my head, tools, and a hellevator that doesn't work because it kills me.
I love watching you guys struggle as I'm playing with weapons that can 1-2 shot all of those monsters
jesse, you make my day
Half an hour of non-stop laughing.
Did anyone notice the doors keep randomly opening both on the inside of the house and then 5 sec later on the out side like some crazy bar doors? :))
I've never played older versions of this game. Is rope not a thing? I noticed they don't have any, and they struggle to get down what would be very easy if they had rope. I am interested to see how much was different about the game back then.
CONGRATS jessie and biscuit you have made me succesfully re-watch my 1st youtube video.... and for that, you get another subscriber
lol at the intro . "Ladies and gentleman! my name is Totalbiscuit and welcome back to the wonderful wonderful 'world-of-terrariaaaaa-and-I-brought-Jesse-along(sigh)'"
:D
These guys inspired me to buy Terraria for me and my friend... And I got Angel wings and a "Spear of the Gods" on my First day! (Yesterday)
"Our arrows will blot out the sun!" *Epic outro music plays*
TB and JC Play Terraria!
Brought to you by the guys behind smash hits like:
"Death Hole"
"Five Slimes to Freedom"
And "Blowing up the Walls"
simon = jesse lewis = totalbiscuit lewis + totalbiscuit + jesse + simon = the ultimate team of complete awesomeness
you two are one of the best combinations
11:45
TB: That's your best Gandalf, really?
Jesse: That's his brother Gundalf.
Hilarious
I feel that Jesse is a completely accurate representation of America.
4:06 Trader: Screw this!, I'm out!
"our arrows will blot out the sun" badass xD
I am now imagining Jesse and Meeuwus (or however you spell it) eating sharkballs on their bicycles...
I bet I'll die of funnyness if I watch this to the end. Pfffffft it's worth it.
" YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" i lold my ass off....
jesse: "that didnt come out the right way..."
TB: "no..NO you did NOT come out the right way!"
Me: *proceeds to snorting drinking from nose*
Current death ratio for TB and Jesse (Including the WTF play)
TB: 7
Jesse: 12
When I'm mining, every so often I like to build little safehouses/checkpoints, sort of like in L4D. I've noticed it seriously reduces the amount of times I die or have to go ten miles to get some wood back at my house.
The most epic outro ever. Ever.
I'm starting to like Jesse. He is effin' hilarious. Also, about your team colour, did you know that yellow is the colour of cowardice? Also, Castle von Jessenstein is actually better looking than TB's shack, especially with that chandelier.
Gundolf: Master of minisharks, skillful enough not to use megasharks.
That imition Total was awesome. thanks jessie for making him do it ^^