Mkoma Tonde Episode 1 "Nhumbu yaRasta"

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • So theres a certain day on worker at a farm where we worked in Sanyati picked a mango from a tree since we had a long day at the irrigation plant. The boss saw him pick this mango and it was not allowed kutemha mango. So the boss quickly phoned the police office to request for an officer to apprehend mugface wekutemha mango. 30 minutes later a police officer arrived and before he listened to the story he was called for akabva atemha hake mango 2 and he started walking towards the boss. The boss was pissed zvekuti boss vakafonera futi kuPolice and said, ''Munondiudzira mbavha ini ndirikuti ndine imwe mbavha kunoku" Pakasvika mashef ekupolice in no time. Vachisvika nekuOrchard vakabva vadzura 3 miti yemimango and wanted kuzodyara kumberi. We all know what happened next. Besides!!!! Who reads this anyway???

Комментарии • 159

  • @tarirogloriawakatama1870
    @tarirogloriawakatama1870 3 года назад +5

    Kkkk ahh guard akubvunza ma months enhumbu hanzi itai so tone 😂😂😂its the 5 and half that killed me

  • @eliphasmasuka5730
    @eliphasmasuka5730 3 года назад +18

    "Mamatosvika kwese uku" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 iiiiiih aiwa Mukuru mondipedza iiiih aiwa ndaseka zvangu

  • @davidchanakira1202
    @davidchanakira1202 3 года назад +1

    Omg😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🔥

  • @sandramusi7222
    @sandramusi7222 3 года назад +2

    Guuuys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kirstytadiwamunyoro9968
    @kirstytadiwamunyoro9968 3 года назад +1

    Kwembombera😂😂😂

  • @tanyaradzwamuchini8711
    @tanyaradzwamuchini8711 3 года назад +5

    Mibvunzo yacho eey kkk. 🔥😂😂😂

  • @takudzwamasvanganye773
    @takudzwamasvanganye773 3 года назад +2

    Ndapera strong. You the best Vakuru 😂😂😂. like if you agree

  • @karenmukuku3899
    @karenmukuku3899 3 года назад +4

    Kwaaa officer Tonde ka mivhunzo yenyu yawandisa 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @millyc1127
    @millyc1127 3 года назад +1

    kubatirira uchitoti rasy rasy

  • @starbwoy7544
    @starbwoy7544 3 года назад

    Asi wakanakirwa hako 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @am_tawana_09
    @am_tawana_09 3 года назад +2

    Mibvunzo yacho yuwii ngaigare hayo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂vakasvika kuBeitbridge here kna kuti aaaa too personal kurohwerwa mu 90minutes seaman U

  • @ChiefOfProtocol_ZW
    @ChiefOfProtocol_ZW 3 года назад +8

    Blood type?, makanyoresa nhubu kupi? Akatsotsonya ma rounds mangani? 😆

  • @brytonmasaire5542
    @brytonmasaire5542 Год назад

    Chipoko round not cheap walk kkkk

  • @petronellaruvimbo6803
    @petronellaruvimbo6803 3 года назад +4

    My best boys from day 1 since i was in school keep it up gentlemen

  • @tapscricketacademy3244
    @tapscricketacademy3244 3 года назад +1

    5 and half 😂😂😂🌗

  • @joyful_chikati
    @joyful_chikati 3 года назад +3

    Taking music literally yekeyekeyeke
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadreckchitiza2650
    @shadreckchitiza2650 3 года назад +6

    Kkkkkkkk 😂 vachinyanya vasikana

  • @patriciaruvengo
    @patriciaruvengo 3 года назад +1

    Kkkk mubvunzo yamukoma tonde veduwe

  • @mcplayz2989
    @mcplayz2989 3 года назад +5

    Ndaimbo pagara ipapo😂😂
    Panumber29 colenbrandar Milton Park belvedere

    • @dereckchamboko9160
      @dereckchamboko9160 3 года назад

      waigara room yekuseri isina door here kkkkkk

    • @mcplayz2989
      @mcplayz2989 3 года назад

      @@dereckchamboko9160 no main house

    • @kademthecomic6236
      @kademthecomic6236 3 года назад

      @@mcplayz2989 ndiwe wakasiya wauraya paden...takubata😂😂😂😂

  • @ceez3572
    @ceez3572 3 года назад +2

    🙌 mubvunzo ayaaah

  • @panashemubatapasango8626
    @panashemubatapasango8626 3 года назад +1

    kkkkk hanzi akaroverwa mupi mubundesliga ere or... kkkkkk

  • @sallygawe3403
    @sallygawe3403 3 года назад

    Officer Tonde kuzoziva nhumbu ne maziso 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @ruvimboyeukai6522
    @ruvimboyeukai6522 3 года назад +4

    Only soccer pple will understand the joke 😂🤣

  • @tintynatintin7656
    @tintynatintin7656 3 года назад +4

    Champions league

  • @mrwishy402
    @mrwishy402 3 года назад +1

    Champion's league

  • @iypika2434
    @iypika2434 3 года назад +4

    Very silly.

  • @tinayewayne1864
    @tinayewayne1864 3 года назад +5

    ahhh hahaha this was funny , i died here .

  • @mazaruranyasha4553
    @mazaruranyasha4553 3 года назад +2

    Muvhunzo yacho nxaaa

  • @christianyouthsletstalkwit5039
    @christianyouthsletstalkwit5039 3 года назад +1

    Kkkkk rasi kkkk vakatsotsonya ma rounds mangani kkkk

  • @brianmunzira8535
    @brianmunzira8535 3 года назад +1

    wrist brothers.....mwana Getu

  • @VaChivivekwaChivi
    @VaChivivekwaChivi 3 года назад

    Aitsveee , rasta uyu aidikitira here kana kuti🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,ko ma raounds ,asi wakanakirwa hako😪😪😪 finishi

  • @tendamandizvidza6677
    @tendamandizvidza6677 3 года назад +1

    Hezvo kkkkk mubvunzo wacho

  • @honestndebele9470
    @honestndebele9470 3 года назад +5

    Kkkkkk deflowered. Old Trafford kkkkk

  • @fakapressure6356
    @fakapressure6356 3 года назад +4

    Kkkkk security yacho ma1

  • @heathrowtmupariwa132
    @heathrowtmupariwa132 3 года назад

    Saka izvozvi ukumuona munhu wacho

  • @mcbethchilindiza2964
    @mcbethchilindiza2964 3 года назад +6

    not sure what the message is here

    • @sirlancilord8993
      @sirlancilord8993 3 года назад +1

      thats commedy msoro bhangu

    • @RudoMoto
      @RudoMoto 3 года назад +1

      The message is very clear, chauvinistic misogyny and treatment of women as objects. This is neither art nor comedy. It’s just plain tasteless.

    • @profqda3464
      @profqda3464 3 года назад +1

      @@RudoMoto True this is not comedy. Rubbish offering

    • @queen7008
      @queen7008 3 года назад +1

      taura hako

  • @tholakelesaule9517
    @tholakelesaule9517 3 года назад +3

    Kkkkkkkkk aaaaah zvose zvabvunzwa apo I thot pachipatara

  • @lylemukwekwe4923
    @lylemukwekwe4923 3 года назад

    Vikela hakuna vanhu ivava kkkkkkkkkk

  • @milidzindlovu962
    @milidzindlovu962 3 года назад +2

    Kkkkkkkkkk Amana kubvunza wo here kuti ayidikitira here pamayi

  • @nyaradzofranciscakachepa532
    @nyaradzofranciscakachepa532 3 года назад +1

    Amwe maGaurd sure they do this, kuswera vachibvunza zvisinei navo just because ndivo vari kuzokuvhurira gate or giving you directions

  • @craigmandeya3271
    @craigmandeya3271 3 года назад +1

    who writes the description hahahahahahha

  • @mishymoyo2431
    @mishymoyo2431 3 года назад +1

    Mune msikanzwa mango nhaikkkk

  • @memorygoche2574
    @memorygoche2574 3 года назад +1

    Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk guyz

  • @djthembaremember5954
    @djthembaremember5954 3 года назад +1

    rohwerwa mu 90minutes kunge man u kwaaaaaaa

  • @angelinehadebe674
    @angelinehadebe674 3 года назад

    Champion league

  • @abrahamsigauke5684
    @abrahamsigauke5684 3 года назад +4

    Akaroverwa mugroup stage kunge Man U 😂😂😂

  • @maven_21
    @maven_21 3 года назад +6

    "Asi wakanakirwa hako?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aah mivhunzo yenyu iyi!

    • @rutendochiku9393
      @rutendochiku9393 3 года назад +2

      imagine 😂😂😂

    • @simbarashegodzi9211
      @simbarashegodzi9211 3 года назад +1

      Ummm ana Tino wanzwa izvozvo chete 11 minutes dzese .....bt maona mabasa emarasta ka kkkkkkkk

    • @praisechiro4339
      @praisechiro4339 3 года назад +1

      Kkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @maven_21
      @maven_21 3 года назад

      @@simbarashegodzi9211 ehe ndizvo chete🤣🤣🤣

  • @RudoMoto
    @RudoMoto 3 года назад +8

    This is an utter disgrace. You have just lost a huge fan. How can we dehumanise our women like this. Rubbish!!!! This is not comedy but pure misogyny. Doc Vukela, you have made a career lampooning ED and you have just lost the plot by lack of judgment just like your stage character. DISGUSTING!!!!!!

    • @tawanda_ea4185
      @tawanda_ea4185 3 года назад +4

      At the end of the day it's all about perception, what do you look for in a content .Personaly I perceive comedy from a learning point and I've learnt so much from this skit.

    • @trumaxmedia9598
      @trumaxmedia9598 3 года назад +4

      This is comedy mhani, musango hakira kana kuisa mafeelings pama skits kkkkkkkkk. Maskits ese anoiswa pane vanonakidzwa nevasinganakidzwe, so any side rawaenda its normal.

    • @pjames804
      @pjames804 3 года назад +1

      When you relate 😆

    • @mangangetiringindi5561
      @mangangetiringindi5561 3 года назад

      The lesson ndeyekuti variko vanhu vakadero muhupenyu. The script writer’s thyme in this case is to expose that kind of behaviour. This is what befalls disorganised women in society. How can one be impregnated by someone aasingazivi zita rake.
      This goes out to all the young ladies out there, it’s not a level playing field out there. Protect yourselves.

  • @eliphasmasuka5730
    @eliphasmasuka5730 3 года назад +2

    Hanzi kurohwerwa mu group yooh aiwa ndapera strong yese. Kutora music yeke yeke

  • @eddiemudzingwa9532
    @eddiemudzingwa9532 3 года назад

    Strike rate yema strikers🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melinkgamuchiraimuchengwa5214
    @melinkgamuchiraimuchengwa5214 3 года назад +3

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Djwaynewizzle
    @Djwaynewizzle 3 года назад +1

    Hanzi rasta ayidikitira here pamairova🤣🤣🤣
    Asi wakanakirwa hako🤣🤣

  • @hilarygodfrey2348
    @hilarygodfrey2348 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darrylkucherera4825
    @darrylkucherera4825 3 года назад +3

    Manga matosvika kwese uko 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ngonidzashemashenu9510
    @ngonidzashemashenu9510 3 года назад +2

    Kwaaa

  • @kirstytadiwamunyoro9968
    @kirstytadiwamunyoro9968 3 года назад

    Description 😂😂😂

  • @emmanuelclaytun485
    @emmanuelclaytun485 3 года назад +1

    rasta kkk

  • @gracegrace4164
    @gracegrace4164 3 года назад +1

    ka stanz ka blaz vane short ndekekuseri kkkkkkkk....ndoona sekuti akagona ku actor...kunge dziri real kkkkkkk kamutarisire kadzinoita sister iyo kanondigura

  • @wedzeraidube375
    @wedzeraidube375 3 года назад +2

    Kwai manga matosvika kwese uko😂😂

  • @oziusmahere625
    @oziusmahere625 3 года назад +3

    Iwe haugone kunyora 😂😂😂

  • @amossvondo2008
    @amossvondo2008 3 года назад +2

    Doc Vikela 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @simonmakotore2447
    @simonmakotore2447 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @IAmPGZW
    @IAmPGZW 3 года назад +2

    Doc vakazvipengera kana tazogara

  • @zonamusic1526
    @zonamusic1526 3 года назад +3

    Vanotora music literally

  • @gillianmatore7575
    @gillianmatore7575 3 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂dead

  • @tinashemaenzanise1654
    @tinashemaenzanise1654 3 года назад +4

    Akarohwerwa kwe mbombera 😂😂

  • @Smalllstufffff
    @Smalllstufffff 3 года назад +2

    Aizveee 😂 😂 😂 😂 Doc yeke yeke dance ndiyo here iyo

  • @phillipmukwande8265
    @phillipmukwande8265 2 года назад

    Zero in

  • @tavazivakudakwasheclinton
    @tavazivakudakwasheclinton 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @devinerusike1511
    @devinerusike1511 3 года назад

    manga matosvika kwese uku ...................baba kani ndaseka zvangu

  • @tapiwamurwira1127
    @tapiwamurwira1127 3 года назад

    ko uyo mukepula here

  • @VaChivivekwaChivi
    @VaChivivekwaChivi 3 года назад +1

    Officer musiyane neteam dzevamwe imwi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @uchekamwelo6566
    @uchekamwelo6566 3 года назад +1

    Vakagumira pa bubhi rasta vevhigoroni

  • @milidzindlovu962
    @milidzindlovu962 3 года назад +1

    Doc vickela vakanyanya

  • @shuvaimamvura5210
    @shuvaimamvura5210 3 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Doc Vikela you neva disappoint me.

  • @miye7659
    @miye7659 3 года назад +1

    Hanzi “vakarohwa chipoko round”😅😅😅

  • @eliphasmasuka5730
    @eliphasmasuka5730 3 года назад +1

    Deflowered 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eliphasmasuka5730
    @eliphasmasuka5730 3 года назад +1

    Ini ndaverenga story yeMango Manje imi ED junior

  • @mafira5162
    @mafira5162 3 года назад +1

    Doc Vikela 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌 u killed me

  • @tashingaryan9220
    @tashingaryan9220 3 года назад +1

    Mangamatosvika kwese uku

  • @allinall4147
    @allinall4147 3 года назад +1

    Tokumbirawo 2yacho

  • @russowalter8977
    @russowalter8977 3 года назад +1

    Boo hr mkomz tonde mukuwanikwa narasta kkk mind

  • @destinyezebunwa5805
    @destinyezebunwa5805 3 года назад +1

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @annalioness434
    @annalioness434 3 года назад +1

    Aaaaa kikikikiki doc kaa uyangibulala

  • @isaacmulonya6934
    @isaacmulonya6934 3 года назад +1

    Slender

  • @simonmakotore2447
    @simonmakotore2447 2 года назад

    Hatrick

  • @animategudyanga2312
    @animategudyanga2312 3 года назад +1

    Kkkkkk mukati HARURWA here

  • @veerux1
    @veerux1 3 года назад

    Mahobho

  • @Kundai01
    @Kundai01 3 года назад +3

    This is pure rubbish 🙄

  • @vandycbv502
    @vandycbv502 3 года назад +1

    Hahahaha

  • @daddyteddy85
    @daddyteddy85 3 года назад +1

    Vikelaaaaaaaa

  • @Wishessithole87
    @Wishessithole87 3 года назад +1

    Hat trick 🤣🤣

  • @manfour5626
    @manfour5626 3 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pennyndazi
    @pennyndazi 3 года назад

    Vakuru ka, taurai muchidzora mashoko.

  • @nancydenhere4788
    @nancydenhere4788 3 года назад

    I abuse iyi

  • @louisnyambi5334
    @louisnyambi5334 3 года назад +2

    improve your videos,,this is boring ..kindly see how others can do it like Naiza or commic pastor

  • @kumbimwadiwakemy4165
    @kumbimwadiwakemy4165 3 года назад +1

    Hanzi marounds mangani

  • @honestndebele9470
    @honestndebele9470 3 года назад +1

    Kkkkkk hatrick

  • @archilmaruta7997
    @archilmaruta7997 3 года назад +1

    Kkkkkkk haaa ndaspakwa hangu

  • @simbarashebvirakare4295
    @simbarashebvirakare4295 3 года назад

    5 and half months