Realistic Garfield
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Garfield's diet may actually be the least of Jon's problems.
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Love how Garfield is dead inside and John is on so many types if drugs...
Schizophrenia is one hell of a drug.
All the drugs.....
of not if
Jon has some mental issues
he is one all the drugs on the list
“HE IS GOING TO DIE!”
Garfield looks like he hopes so
"Life is meaningless why even bother trying"
@@BaguetteGamingOfficial because i am greed but not speed
"Liz, pls euthanize me."
Mondays, amirite?
*LAUGHS*
1:56
That was when she realized that the problem went much deeper than a man feeding his house cat full trays of lasagna.
Stikick
More like 3:10
STAP!!!
I just realized your name lmao I love it
Ah yes a cultured fellow
Warriors is best
In the comics, Garfield's "dialogue" is always contained in a thought bubble, not a speech bubble. That should tell you something about Jon's ability to assess reality.
The stories are told from Garfield's perspective. He acts like he's talking to Jon, but Jon never responds to anything he says.
@@TheReaverOfDarkness you ruined my childhood
i like to think that Garfield speaks in meows and that's why sometimes Jon responds to him
@@hmngghh ...But that's always been the case until The Garfield Show?
@@EpikBirb as a kid, i legit thought garfield talked
I love Garfield’s face this whole time.
StevieStyle me too. He looked like he didn’t care about what’s happening around him.
StevieStyle Garfield: *why am I here*
StevieStyle me too
Fed up with life... and being fat.
"End me..."
"He is going to die"
Garfield: "sounds like a good deal to me"
_Mondays._
"so no downsides"
Death means nothing to me, Jon.
*I G O T T A H A V E A G O O D D E A L*
@@Hazyphern
I T 'S W H A T I N E E D , JOHN!
I loved Garfield’s voice actor in this bit
Me too.
Even better than Lorenzo Music.
He really went above and beyond in this
I think it was danny davito
Mickey Mouse >:(
Y'know it's funny, Jon never reacts in a way that implies he actually hears/understands Garfield at all. Only us as the audience ever see/hear him talking
In the comics he sometimes does actually talk to Garfield and respond to him.
For instance
"Garfield, you'll never find happiness at the bottom of a coffee cup"
...I beg to differ
...look, there's some right there in the corner
"By golly, you're right"
@@Bro-cx2jc, yeah, but he does motions and hand gestures when he does that. In that comic, he points in the cup.
@@TheGreatMeme doubtful that this excuses the appearance of direct communication with Jon. No, sorry, he was speaking directly to Jon right there and Jon heard him. The dialogue was too direct to be a coincidence.
@@Bro-cx2jc no,lol
@@doge8327 You meant "yes,lol"
Jon can hear Garfield. It's not that big a deal dude, you can just admit it or believe what you want.
Garfield can talk with his mind
Jon it's all in your head
You're crazy
Jenny wakeman XJ9
Oh wow, Does you’re system still work?
Jenny whens the nexts show?
The crash was 20 years ago Jon
You have to let go
Jenny where the new damn tv show?
No
I eat, john. it's what I do
+Dylan Keeler I'm just glad you remembered the comma.
+DrSmart20 thank you haha
+yellow7windows / IAMCUPCAKE
dONT DO IT, GARFIELF, THATS OUR PET DOG, OH-DEE.
+Trainer Red WHERE R THE 3-CHESE PIZZAS
Juan Aguilar
i ate those food.
The funny thing is that Jon has been feeding Garfield entire trays of lasagnas for 40+ years lol
My cat ate Campbell's tomato soup and puked it on me, I loved that cat
Proof that Garfield is not a cat. Garfield is an immortal god. Feed the entity lasagna
Garfield has been dead for years, Jon just never noticed.
@@robertpryor7225 my cat likes Chinese chicken wings
My fur brother, Smoot, lived 2 months past his 21st birthday. He could have lived longer but his arthritis had gotten to the point where it was time to day goodbye. I got him when I was 5 years old and I had no idea what it was ok for a cat to eat so Smoot ate everything I did and he LOVED Polish garlic sausage, hot sauce, and tons of stuff that I later learned should have killed him.
Should have added what Garfield says in RUclips subtitles
missed opportunity my friend...
agreed
"Please help me, life is constant pain, put me to sleep if you can't do anything else, I'm begging you."
_I shall do that_
_wait this is how you make le curvy text?_
Find a healthier 40-something year old cat... Think he's fat now? Check out his pics form 1978.
i ate those food
Ikr 😂
@@SanguiniCore * brup *
he attac
he protecc
he like to munch on snacc
rajvader oh yeah her was even fatter back then
Garfield said the funniest stuff I ever heard in my life
Guns don't work Jon
I know right? Excleast *Someone* agrees with me
@@vladtepes2667 bullets****
@@doudidoda4737 Alright
I can smell you Jon
Plot Twist: Garfield is so lazy that when he dies, he says he will do it tommorow. And he doesn’t.
Lol!
Lmao
That’s how he’s survived on this lasagna diet for so long. He is too lazy to die
Garfield: *dies*
Jon: MUST BE A MONDAY
dEADASS
But it's Saturday
@@spencerworld3167 it always feels like a Monday for me
MemeMan life in a nutshell
Oh yeah I hate Monday's
*L A S A G A*
Lasaga
*BRUH*
Lol 2 links here
B I T C H
L A S A G N A
When Garfield said "...” I felt that. 😔✊️
Garfield I felt that 😔✊
I felt that
😔✊
@@reuben8531 Garfield why are you roleplaying
Ok
"CATS DO NOT EAT CHEESE"
my cat steals my cheese
My old cat did the same thing.
How about a lil salami
They shouldn't _have_ cheese. Unlike humans, cats have not evolved to be able to process it correctly within their stomachs. However, that does not mean that they don't like cheese.
They CAN eat cheese but they shouldn't. Especially if they're given to it daily.
I don't think any animal should have human food at all.
Bitch, that cat has been eating lasagna for 38 years and he's still alive. He ain't gonna die, we found the feline superfood.
Hallucinations cannot die
My happiness died.
he is secretly being replaced by other fat tabbies shhhh
@@villagemarauder
I can relate to that.
Garfield literally didn't move once the entire time lol
He blinked a few times. Does that count??
@@The_Bad_Guy. Oof i didn't even notice that :0 I guess it does haha
@@halolimnic that's about as much movement you can expect out of obese Garfield haha
@@The_Bad_Guy. He can walk on his hind legs. BOI.
@@texasguyman no shit. BOI
no animation needed for Garfield
And i thing real cats can go that long without blinking lol
BLINKETY BLINK BLINKETY BLINK BLINK
Rolando Cameron he’s lagging. Like there’s an internet connection problem with him.
"Jon what drugs have you been using for the past hour?"
"Yes"
John is obviously schizophrenic!🤪!
pcp. mild dose.
@@SadbutTrue84 name checks out
"All of them."
Oh nothing, just the *special lasagna that I also feed Garfield.*
"Jon Garfield's dead. This is his taxidermic stuffed body. I think you need help."
*I think you must be trying some of the special lasagna so you can also see that my Garfield is alive and healthy.*
"Um no."
*Oh yes definitely. Here comes the aeroplane. Open wide.*
"Don't you mean airplane?"
*I am secretly from the British please do not be doing the argue*
(Stabs Jon with euthanasia needle)
I eat like Garfield.
He also eats cat food you do know that right
i eat like Garfield except the cat food part
i eat catfood too
ya so normal it tastes soo good :)
I used to eat dog treats.
This felt like a Family Guy cut a way gag. Just as long too.
MarsGundam but not as funny
André Morales 10x more funny.
So in another word, unnecessary.
But funnier
Joaco H Peña ig just because family guy cutaway gags are extremely unfunny
Garfield doesn't talk! Garfield thinks.
GregTom2 hears his thoughts. :3
He actually can talk, this was proven by a comic strip
He can talk sometimes and Jon can clearly hear and respond to it. In other comic strips, what he says is translated into "Meow" which Jon either understands or not. Most of the time the two don't really "talk" to each other and it's Jon talking to Garfield with him thinking his part or Garfield talking to Jon with him not getting it.
It’s like taking a Family Guy cutaway and turning it into a longer SNL skit.
It'd have to not be funny to be a modern SNL skit.
ya I was going to say, I actually laughed at this
Thats 100% exactly. Good insight.
Def feels like a family guy cutaway
@@flamingstallion one that was actually funny but that’s so few and far between these days
Plot twist: the cat is a shared delusion and they're both crazy.
But then *why we seen it too* ?
we're not, youtube is your delusion
FN LN So you’re saying that everyone who watches youtube is crazy? lol
@@saveourplanet0139 So you finnaly did it.
You broke the loop
Now things are gonna be even better.
Garfield minus Garfield
It's funny but garfield and other animals doesn't "talk", they just think and they somehow know what each other is thinking, but humans can only guess. The only animals that ACTUALLY speak are the Orson's Farm animals.
RyuuzakiL5 Garfield doesnt talk. Nobody understands him
RyuuzakiL5 I thought it was parrots
Omg the farm!!! From the show!!!
@@helloworld1682 yes
gotta have me a good lasaga
lah suh GAH
G A R F U N K L E
I A T E T H O S E F O O D
GARFUKEOLL
Look at your comment likes
This would have been So funny if it ended with garfield going 'I hate mondays' and then she screams in a panic.
That would ruin the whole joke
How
@@Horzinicla It's called 'realistic garfield'. I think a minor freakout would absolutely be realistic if that happened.
@@justinianian a cat saying "I hate Mondays" isn't realistic. But I see what you mean in a way
garfield doesn't speak he only uses thought bubbles
i ate those food
***** BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
+Ma Cherie FriendlyHougen
GARFUCK
I gotta have a good meal
You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw glarfileld
+Heredth what do you mean
How many drugs has Jon been on?
RinneGamer64 over 9000
All of them
HE IS FRICKIN HIGH!!!
I dunno perhaps 5 or 6 layers
Depression and Loneliness
Jon: Garfielf where is my will to live?
Garfielf: *I aTE ThoSe FoOd*
where is the gun
GarfielfI ATE THOsE FoOd
where is garfield
I ATE THOSE FOOD
where is those food
i ate those food
Jon:Where is my penis
Garfielf: *B U R P*
Where is my childhood?
*I ate those food*
"You get advice on your love life from your overweight tabby cat?"
Listen lady I didn't come here to feel personally attacked rn
Good thing she called security. He was about to talk about how sometimes Garfield sounds like Lorenzo Music and sometimes he sounds like Bill Murray.
Shanethefilmmaker
Funny thing, Lorenzo Music also did the voice of Venkman in the Ghostbusters cartoon.
That's what I call the Murray-Music Paradox.
Oh no... OH NO
Why would he know what lorenzo music sounds like? Lorenzo music only got famous in the first place for being the voice of garfield. Well, that and Peter from the real ghostbusters, which was of course bill murray's character in the movie, and he got the part because he sounded so much like bill murray.
And other times he sounds like Frank Welker impersonating Lorenzo.
*_wHeRe DiD aLl ThE hAmBuRgEr HeLpEr G0¿_*
**Brup**
I ATE THOSE FOOD
Lel
@@PimpMan6 your such a bad Kitty
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Isn't it always hinted that John really can't understand Garfield?
Truttle Bear There are comics where he seems to understand what Garfield says/thinks, so the subject is very debatable.
HyperGolem "Garfield, you'll never find happiness at the bottom of a coffee cup."
*I beg to differ. Look, there's some right there in the corner.*
"By golly, you're right."
Nyarth128255 In the new comics he drinks coffee with Garfield. CATS DO NOT DRINK COFFEE
TheSkypetube Garfield has drank coffee since the comic was invented...
He's like Stewie from Family Guy. Sometimes they hear him sometimes they don't.
I like how Garfield is silently sitting there pondering the depths of the infinite universe
Or his SECRET Name, that all cats have, but only he knows.
@@eldermillennial8330 Secret name: Gafareld
@@eldermillennial8330 is that a fucken cats reference
I'm am hungry I want some lasaga
GARRRRFIEEEELD
CatalystEXE Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
I miss u based prophet :(
***** I hate alram clocks
Whar are the taco shellls?
I love how he’s emotionless the whole time
Why does Garfield hate mondays? He doesn't have to go to work. Monday is the same as Saturday to him.
It's because bad things happen usually on Monday.
+briansivley2001 my parents were murdered on a Monday
+briansivley2001 My dad died on monday
+kyle wedge +Sean The RUclips Hermit please tell me your joking
Olivia Garry Maybe
Plot twist: Garfield is just pretending he can't talk to make Jon look insane.
How come jon can understand?
He did a similar thing in The Garfield Alley Revue or whatever the episode was called
Perry the Platypus did that kinda fake-stupidity thing with Doofenshmirtz if I recall correctly
*I Want Some* *LASAGA*
Me Too
T series ain't nothing but...
@@xalluniverse9028 a bitch lasaga
Time to stop inhale LAGNER
*Me TOO*
But Garfield doesn't talk to Jon. He doesn't even speak English. He thinks.
Tim Kelly The comics "thought bubbles" for Garfield and all the other animals are just indicating that they are animals, not humans. Not thinking. Sometimes they talk to each other, and the thought bubbles persist.
Also there are such comics like
"Garfield, you'll never find happiness at the bottom of a cup of coffee."
- I beg to differ. -
- Look, there's some right there in the corner. -
"By golly, you're right."
Nyarth128255 The thought bubbles are still thought bubbles, though. When the animals are talking to each other via thought bubbles, it's implied that they are reading each other's minds, rather than speaking out loud. The thought bubble has meaning, and that meaning isn't, "This is coming from the mouth of an animal", it means, "This text is the inner thoughts of this character."
When Jon replies to something Garfield thought, that's the joke - that Jon replied to a thought inside Garfield's head as if he heard him say it.
Tim Kelly is right - Garfield doesn't speak to Jon.
Ralphenstein
So every animal is psychic in the whole comic series? -_- come on man. Seriously, that sounds way too far-fetched even for Garfield. That's just not the way to explain it
Nyarth128255 I can assure you that there is a language to comics that Jim Davis understands perfectly well. You can't mess around with that language and expect your readers to work out what you've done. If you start playing fast and loose with the meaning of fundamental elements of a comic strip without explaining what you've done, all you're going to do is confuse the readers. I don't believe anyone would bother doing this, but even if I did, I don't think even Jim Davis himself would think that the Garfield strip is the appropriate venue for such avant garde experimentation.
Trust me, speech bubbles are always speech bubbles and thought bubbles are always thought bubbles, with very few rare exceptions. If a character responds to a thought bubble, the implication is that they somehow heard the thought without actually hearing it. It's usually a joke about being psychic.
I'm sure the reason the animals in Garfield can communicate via thoughts is because we all know that animals don't speak out loud, so Davis used this as a way more convincing method of having his readers believe that maybe animals are talking to each other in real life.
When a thought bubble V's to the character it is talking, when it bubbles from the character to tge bubble it is thinking.
2:25
John: what a rascal, look at him
Garfield: Jonathan please kill me
“John you have to let me go, it wasn’t your fault”
STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL
bobzthebozz 2004 i gotta have a good meal
AnthonyTheLogoFan ROBLOX I eat Jon, it’s what’s I do.
Mordecai you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt
Ian Hawks GAARERAREFIEL
time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze
Looks like he took dead Garfield to a Taxidermist and is dragging him around.
Garfield does blink twice or thrice at the beginning of the skit if you observe.
So do half of my co workers and Garfield is still more animated than they are, lol. It is also hilarious to know that no one else hears Garfield but his guy. P.S.-My co workers are Nurses, lol! #Irony :)
*"It's time to kick Oddie off the table."*
don’t do it garfield, that’s our pet dog odie
you’re goin’ into orbit, you stupid mutt!
@@letmedeletemyaccountohmygo3089GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD
Time for a nap.
I'm a cat who loves to snooze
Garfield you lazy cat
Well, actually, Garfield did never "talk" to Jon in the original comics. He always just "thought".
it was not him it was the damned pooch
mst Garfield! Why are such a bad kitty kat?
It was *🅱️ O D I E*
I showed this to my teacher who loves Garfield she laughed No more likes we need it this way
69 likes thats the bruh number
@fluffy boi official yes indeed
At first I read "she laughed no more."
Brain: not processing anymore
Its impressive, Garfield can doing dont blink for long time
Cat's rarely blink.
The English on this comment is mesmerizing
@@glumbortango7182 like your profile picture
@Hunter A.J r/ihavereddit
@@UmatsuObossa thats a lie. Mine does all the time
The other horrifying version of reality is where Garfield is a sentient being who does nothing but binge eat and sleep all day.
Well it's easy for him to get away with it when his "owner" is such a pathetic gutless doormat of a loser.
Garfield walks all over him with no repercussions because Jon's pathetic.
It's like Jon's the pet and Garfield is the master!
Cats are sentient being,i think you mean sapieant
@@davifernandopereiraborges5168 Huh. I just looked up the word and apparently almost every animal is sentient. I'm not sure what word to use.
*NOM NOM NOM NOMM NO M NOM NOMMMM* **wiggles arms**
mama thiccy ?
ARM WIGGLING *INTENSIFIES*
NOOOOOOO! I was just about to make this joke. ):
UwU
Gar
Pete, if they make another Garfield movie, you should play Jon for sure.
Yeah, seriously. They had Jon be played by some handsome c-list actor? NOPE! THAT AINT JON!
You're right that Pete would make a good Jon. But let's all just hope they don't make another Garfield movie.
Yes, no more please lol
Hey, it wasn't that bad...
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This doesn't make any sense. Garfield steals the lasagna, Jon doesn't give it to him. And Jon can't hear Garfield in the comics.
It's different in the show, sometimes Jon deliberatly makes lasagna for Garfield to eat as a reward.
Kaila Gilliam Did they talk in the show too?
Morden101 Sometimes he can and sometimes he can't. It's never really consistent.
***** jon is always talking while he's near garfeild, but he doesn't actually regester any of the things garfeild "says", as if you take away garfeild in any one of the comments, it just looks like jon is a normal guy with a tad bit of insanity
***** in the original comics though, he just acts crazy if you remove garfeild
To qoute my father: “I think that Jon has some serious problems”.
@Kaden Asch what the fuck
@Kaden Asch i beg your pardon
@Kaden Asch bruh there is a 5 year old in our comment section
@שחר א. Well my dad's phone has that, and when I was young I used to do the autofill, which is why I said that they are 5 years old.
@Kaden Asch Excuse me, but I don't speak ancient Similish.
"He's a CAT, not a family of 5 at Booka De Bepo!" 1:43
woot000
Do not kick him off the table Garfield odie is out pet dog
Oochimachacha YOU ARE GOING INTO ORBIT, YOU STUPID MUTT
Vice Presdient Garfield you lazy cat
Vice Presdient I'm am hungry I want some lasaga
***** enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going
I have crippling depression.
relatable
Good to know
That's not funny. Depression is a mental disorder, not a joke or a "mood".
I have osteoporosis
Isla_da_smila i have osteorororororerepopeliaslislas.
Garfielf > Garfield
Komnenos i hate alram clocks
spooper
I’m am hungry am want some lasaga
Garfild>garfield
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I can imagine the search for Garfield's voice actor went quite nicely.
...better than it did for the movies!
Garfield is cuter in this version
pipboy 4000 Yes he is
he’s always cute
I EATS THE FOOD.
THANK YOU COMPUTERGUY FOR SAYING THE TRUTH
Actually Garfield never said anything in the comics he just thought it. so John never hears him, when you realize this John isn't crazy he just talks to him self because he is lonely and the cat just thinks comical remakes
Pro tip: try ignoring every bit of Garfield's text and it becomes a very sad comic
The Immortal Redshirt garfield without garfield
In real life he would be a normal cat
Huh.. good point.
@@texasguyman yeah
wow my comment got 54 likes
Or would he?
That's the point of this skit. Like a cat would eat lasagna conceivably if you gave it to him; my cat goes apeshit for anything with tomatoes, beef, cheese, etc. for example. Like he always bugs the shit out of me when I'm eating it, I don't.... Feed him lasagna lol, so yea.
So this skit is probably saying that it's a normal cat being fed an extremely unhealthy diet, and that Jon's loneliness has caused him to develop psychosis wherein he hallucinates his cat talking to him and acting like a person - like in the comic.
Like fuck my cat is my best friend and due to my chronic health problems I am stuck home alone 97% of my life, but.... I know he's still just a cat. Like I'm really good at interpreting cat behaviour, so I can tell what he wants or needs or is trying to convey really well, but...... I'm not exactly having _conversations_ with the little guy or anything. I sometimes sorta do, like when he's really bugging me for something I can't give him (because Bear you're a goddamn carnivore stop trying to steal my tomatoes), or like. If I need to say something to someone and I need to practice saying it... I sometimes practice saying it to my cat, he's a good listener lol 😂
But yea I know he doesn't understand the vast majority of what I say to him, and that again; he's just a cat. Also he gets fed cat food and is a healthy weight according to the vet.
Six years later and it continues to age like fine wine. Still one of the best little cartoon shorts on the internet and still makes me chuckle all these years later
Jeez, and I thought Garfield Minus Garfield was depressing
+Chandler Mathis That was a weird one...
Is Garfield just background?
He blinks
@@amatsukiko omg
If he blinks, then no.
Recent cientific discovery:
Garfield blinks!
Aaah! Duolingo!!
John's laugh at the end😂
Alternative title : Jon Slowly Turning insane
(5 years later)
"Ok Garfield 2, what would you like to eat for dinner? Dry cat food Orr Spaghetti and meatballs!"
Goood boy.
*moves plate of obesity slowly towards "Garfield"*
Pershing "Good, I knew you'd make the right choice"
Ahhhh robot chicken
"Uhm, Doc? I've been feeding this cat lasagne for over three decades. I'm sure it's perfectly fine."
*I ate those food*
i am the baconiest bacon lord
Crispy Bacon, The Baconiest of all Bacon lords You’re such a bad kitty that’s it I’ve had it that’s the last straw Garfurniture
*BBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP*
sorry, but i eated ur bro
-P.S. Pirby
Plot Twist Garfield died a long time ago but John still acts like he exists why does everyone pay attention to this comment, time to go watch the x files. Now! GIT!
Why is he still blinking
I mean Jon killed his roommate
@Julo Micha *thats her name*
He didn’t take his meds
That's dark
"Cat's do not eat cheese Mr.Arbuckle. They're carnivores"
Cheese came from milk. Milk came from animals. Cat's drink milk.
*Cats *Cats
pets.webmd.com/cats/guide/cats-and-dairy-get-the-facts
Do not give your cats milk.
modetallah Don't give your cats milk? but how are the babies gonna survive then? :L
Genesis Does What Nintendoes!!! Most animals cant drink regular milk but i beleve babys have something that allows them to drink there mothers milk. i while ago humans couldnt ether
North Tron
Humans have been drinking milk since the Roman Times & Before.
Nothing's changed.
"Garfield where is my mother?"
*I ATE THOSE FOOD*
Mara co. Lol, that’s a separate video. 😂
GOREFIELD INTENSIFIES
Where did all the hamburger helper go?
*B U R P*
@Saitama *i M s O r R y J o N*
“Jon, your cat is obese, stop feeding him lasagna.”
“but he loves lasagna lol”
“He’s going to die, Jon”
“3 kinds of cheese” lol he said that with so much pride
"Cats do not eat cheese, Mr. Arbuckle! They are carnivores!"
Stuffing your face as usual...
I ate those food!
Erik Olsson Garmfield!!! You are eating us out of house.
HUNTER PINDER And hom.
I eat Jon, it's what I do.
You're going into orbit you stupid mutt
its time to kick odie off the table
Ur going into orbit u stupid mutt
*_GARFIELD_*
Garfeilf......NO
GARFEIFFFF DONT DO ITTTTTT
I always took Jon's dialogue with Garfield as an indication of a serious psychological complex and a bitter expression of Jon's beta malehood.
Which is where Garfield Minus Garfield comes in.
So youre calling a fictional cartoon man a "beta male" because he talks to his cat? Someone's own masculinity is fragile.
@@michaelphilbert7288 that just shows hes insane haha
@@gregfaber3417 Did you....really just spend five minutes of your life defending a cartoon character? Sounds a lot like your own masculinity is fragile. You probably talk to your cat in the same manner Jon talks to Garfield. So funny that what that implies about your character ultimately eludes you. But they must not grow brains particularly big where you're from.
wrestlingconnoisseur you are taking this way too seriously btw your talking about him wasting his time when you decided to take the time to take assumptions and type that up
Garfield’s actually just a stuffed animal that either comes to life when adults aren’t around, or only in Jon’s mind. Could never tell which, maybe tactfully left ambiguous.
I'll never be able to look at Jon the same way. A look into the mind of madness.
I know right!
go ahead and checkout "Garfield minus Garfield" to see Jon from the perspective that this vet does. It surprised me how the strips made Jon look crazy with the absence of Garfield.
“he is going to die”
garfield: *blink*
He could never hear Garfield Garfield only talked to the audience
Sometimes they actually conversate.
They've never conversed in the Garfield comics or cartoons.
That's how it was at first, but I'm not sure that was kept up. I think he started hearing him eventually.
@Famix and @medexamtoolsdotcom While I’m not sure about the cartoons, there are actually some comic strips in which they converse. Here are some examples:
garfield.com/comic/1982/11/28
garfield.com/comic/1983/01/13
garfield.com/comic/2020/03/19
The way Jon imitates Garfield's eating. I can watch that for days! LOL
Pete totally ripped this off from Robot Chicken.
Yes!!! I knew I had heard this joke somewhere before!!!!!
George G i think his version was better
George G feeds Garfield 2.
Garfield looks like he gave zero shits throughout this whole video.
Pretty much like an actual cat.
Superintendent Chalmers SKINNER!
When did Garfield EVER give a shit about anything?
*haha....hahahahahaha.....Oh Garfield that was funny.*
*Chanelle call security!*
"oh Garfield that was a good one." not "...that was funny."
*This is why Garfield's dialogue is always shown in thought bubbles.*
You feed your cat water?
You don’t give them water to drink
You feed him water
*Yes crazy Liz vet lady my Garfield cat does the physical teeth eating of the solid water food*
Liz: (dials police)
@@Nyarth128255 so he feeds them ice then. don't they do that to morbidly obese people? like feed them ice chips and the act of their body heating it's insides up burns calories
I hate alram clocks. I'm am hungry give me laserga
you're eating us out of house and home garmfield
And I hate toddler shows. And toddler shows hate me. Either they are going or I am going. I am certainly not going.
Kronington BuUuUrP
I ate those food
I am a lazy cat and loves to snooze
It's amazing how talented Pete Holmes is that he plays both John and Garfield.
He plays Garfield here wtf
3:09 when your teacher tells a bad joke
The aftermath of a bad math joke delivery
The whole class is a HORRIBLE joke
I gotta have a good meal
G A R F I E L F !
2:52 this is actually Jon’s backstory
Garfield's diss track on the doctor:
*B I T C H L A S A G N A*