I forgot that the Bathory segment was put together as if they had shot some B-roll footage (the bathtub), but then Nathan Explosion here decided to just put the full thing into it as if it was an actual scene. Such a bizarre fucking film.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine i completely firgot the second segment was in the movie. The albino spider man and the bathory sequence is just so much more memorably bad that the middle sequence utterly faded into my memory
There’s something strangely reassuring about Mike growling into a bottle of alcohol he’s preparing to consume. Makes you feel like things are going back to normal.
@@youdonegoofedNot surprising really. These are the people who made fun of a movie character for being named coleslaw although he was called Kozlow and still laughed at the credits where the name was spelled correctly.
Eric Andre did a segment called "Spideric" where he tied fake arms on himself and it literally has like 10 times more articulation than the suit in this movie
Omg I actually worked on this for one day. It was definitely a memorable experience. The scene in the strip club which is The Body Shop in LA. I had to make the Mystery Girl cape and make sure her thong chains stayed in place which Danzig paid very close attention to.
He was interesting. Not bad or rude just odd. He definitely knew what he wanted to shoot but wasn’t the best at communicating what he needed. That day at the strip club they neglected to book background actors for the scene so they just asked some PAs to do it, and they were thrilled to just sit there and watch.
The second segment seems to be an homage to an old French classic called Les Yeux sans visage (eyes without a face) which was already referenced in the first segment, apparently, as the title of the movie on the marquee in that one was Les Nue sans visage, in which they cleverly replaced "Eyes" with "Nudes" but then forgot to add an "s" for the plural. So in addition to being less than perfect technically, this film also seems to get its easter eggs wrong, and manages typos in foreign languages. Incidently cafés don't do refills in France.
The third segment also looked like an homage/remake of the Bathory segment in 'Contes Immoraux/Immoral Tales'. I was really surprised Jay didn't mention it cos its such an iconic weird softcore europervert movie
I'm gonna be real: the scene with the postman at the door gave me the impression that mike could actually play an angry, violent, paranoid drunk old man pretty well.
For my own purposes to come back to: Enjoy a Cold Zombie Dust: 7:55 As bad as Jay Bauman 13:04 Mike's Danzig Impression: 18:14 Can't Break No More Necks: 29:39
To be honest i think rich will die if mike force him to discuss new trek again but i want them to still do it though because my entertainment is more important than rich evans well being
We need to begin supplying Rich Evans with all the world's fertile woman, so we can have a hope of repopulation once the crisis runs its course. Just build a bunker with several years worth of food, water and water - based lubricants, lock Rich Evans in with 1000 hyper fertile thots and let nature take its course. Problem solved. Except for the covid, the rest of us still die from that.
While with the Misfits Danzig wrote "skulls", a song apparently about cutting girls' heads off and putting them on a wall. This is most definitely a concept that Danzig is really really into.
Really glad to see that my dreams of Half in the Bag devolving into a post-apocalyptic horror series over the span of ten years have finally come true.
*Gotta admire that set.* Boarded up doors and windows, stacks of pills and hand sanitiser, packs of toilet paper, lots of guns and alcohol, swords and machete's, a heap of canned food. God I love this show!
@@LetsGoMetsGo33 Oh yeah, his band Misfits is full of references from bad sci-fi/horror of the 50's. So in hindsight, I think is possible he made Verotika that bad on purpose.
Heard a story that whenever someone would bring the biggest errors to Danzig's attention during filming, Danzig would kick them off set and then proceed to practice karate moves to assert his dominance over the crew.
Almost as funny as the time he was considered for the role of Wolverine, but then passed over, then responded with calling Hugh Jackman and/or the Wolverine character “gay”. It’s true, look it up.
@@jakepayne2985 So in a Marvel Parallel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine is Glenn Danzig?? 🤣🤣🤣 Oh my god, that's made my entire *week*, thank you for that mental image
It feels like Danzig wanted to make a movie but he refused to hire a producer or director or DP because he thinks all those jobs are "easy" and he can do them himself
This film has the same takeaway the Disaster Artist book had - which was that it legitimately doesn't matter how talented you are, if you have enough money you can brute force your dreams into existence.
Lol, I got an e-mail from my phone carrier saying something like hey we're gonna help you out. All the did was give me more data usage for free. I won't be using it because I'll be home... Thanks, assholes! 🙄
They were looking way too much into the mystery girl story tho. The whole point is that it's a stripper who strips of peoples faces. That's all there is to it. It's a lame Danzig dad-joke. A Dadzig joke.
@@eliack95 I don’t want to give him credit, but I think he foreshadowed that segment in the Albino Spider. I noticed the movie the lady goes to was titled “Le Nue Sans Visage” which according to Google Translate means “The Faceless Nude.” (I don’t know French.)
That would actually be the french name for the famous 1930s french horror film "Eyes Without A Face" which Danzig heavily ripped off for the stripper story. In the EWAF a surgeon keeps surgically removing women's faces to replace his daughters disfigured face. He has to keep killing to replace her faces that keep rotting. The surgery from the film are sickening! Some of the most grotesque imagery from the 30s
@@RetroDrewit's both a weird pun and a reference. The movie you're talking about is called "Le Yeux sans Visage". So it went from "The Eyes without a Face" to "The Nude without a Face."
I have a theory. Originally was a porno, but somebody close to the director (probably his wife) discovered it and after that he cut the sexual things. And because the rest of the material were to short, he edited it all in one movie and sold it as an anthology.
"Verotik" was the comic line. "Verotika" was their anthology comic. I remember people talking about it in the mid-90s, because some of the plots were exceptionally graphic and dark for being in most comic shops. When I finally looked through the comics, they mostly came across as amateurish and trying too hard to be edgy. Though, compared to the plots they ended up using here, pretty much any of them would have made for a better movie.
I bet there were some serious rights issues so he couldn't use an actual plot and what came off the writing desk was a bunch of drug fueled fever dreams. Like Stephen King and Maximum Overdrive, King learned from that, and has stated he should never direct movies or do copious amounts of drinking and coke while doing it either.
Yes the 'a' would be plural. I can't think of another example where this happens other than datum to data and I think it's of latin origin. I've cancelled my 4 year patreon subscription due to their blunder. Thank you.
You know that you're a big Hollywood movie star when you get an "Also Starring"-credit for like 3-4 lines you spoke over the phone. I hope Rich doesn't bankrupt RLM with his exorbitant acting fees.
Sometimes I catch myself thinking "huh, it's been a while since I've seen anything new from those alcoholics", and then they release a video the same day. Thanks RLM, love ya!
So basically this is Dethklok's movie "Blood Ocean", only they didn't blow up the footage and murder everyone at the premiere to prevent it from getting out?
I think the curly/spiraling lines on the corners of his mouth are supposed to be, well, the corners of his mouth lol; If that is what you are referring to of course.
When Mike did the French accent that ended up sounding Italian and then he doubled down with the Italian hand movement and Jay is like yah good enough!!! I lost my shit.
A close friend of my family, Scott M. Toland, is a set electrician that lives in L.A. I discovered recently while browsing the IMDb page for Samurai Cop that he did the set lighting for that movie! I told him about it and he was amazed that so many people know about this little movie he worked on. It's really wild to have that kind of a connection to a movie like this edit: spelling error
VCR Repair is an *ESSENTIAL BUSINESS* don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
Betamax.
Essential in curbing my level 9 depression.
@John Jay A device from STAR TREK. A Verteron Clitorial Raygunmachine.
Just like Gamestop
Alcoholism is going to be SO pissed if Coronavirus gets credit for killing Mike.
hey! i relate to that comment!!!!!!
666th like.
I want to see an anime anthropomorphic “alcoholism-chan” fighting with corona-chan over the love of a big-eyed, kawaii chibi mike-kun
And then alcoholism will be exposed as a hack fraud! Just like Mike himself.
Hilarious comment!!!
"cause of death, apparent shock and loss of blood"
" N I C E"
This is exactly what America needs in these trying times.
CJ Nealy can I offer you an egg?
100%
@@John.VanSwearingen beat me to it
@@makisdimakis333 He means the eye nipples obviously
I sometimes feel like they only made Space Cop to make references to it in their videos.
"How was the movie?"
"It was negative five degrees Space Cop (-5°SC)."
"The boob eye sheds a tear on a robotic white spider," is not a sentence anyone ever expected anyone to utter.
What?
i guess Danzig did 😂
Udder
Is that Mike Stoklasa? From the new hit Adult Swim Pilot 'Smiling Friends' ?
B Koozy do you recon he’s gonna make us watch?
*HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING*
*HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING*
*HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING*
*HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING*
That shit was funny af, I hope it gets picked up.
He even has the same revolver!
Just watched it, and hey didn't cast Mike. That was obviously Mr. Plinkett.
Let's not forget: Rich Evans is still suffering from the Macarena virus. I wish him a speedy recovery if he's still not dead from it.
Did he catch it from mr plinkett?
Yeah, but in a few days time he'll have developed Macarena immunity. He's now impervious to wedding dances, school reunions and 90s nights.
and AAAAAIIIIIIIIDDDSSSSSS!!!!
sometimes dead is better
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Rich Evans.
I wonder how many people are coming back to this video after their Glenn Danzig Best of the Worst episode
I forgot that the Bathory segment was put together as if they had shot some B-roll footage (the bathtub), but then Nathan Explosion here decided to just put the full thing into it as if it was an actual scene.
Such a bizarre fucking film.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine i completely firgot the second segment was in the movie. The albino spider man and the bathory sequence is just so much more memorably bad that the middle sequence utterly faded into my memory
@@Never_heart I love the fake French accents. Neckbreakaaargh!
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine as a Canadian, a part of me died and ascended every time they used those gloriously terrible accents
reporting for duty
"For $150 more I can color in the spider."
"Nah, we'll just say it's an _albino_ spider."
Glen paid full price for the "Color A Spider: 3D Edition" software -
but he forgot to actually color in the spider.
Took the actor 8 hours every day of filming to get into that suit. For VEROTIKA.
"MOTHER! ...tell your children not to watch my film." - Danzig
the503CreepOut Father
Gonna take your daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my FILM
Oh father
Damn you, I was scrolling down to type those exact words. Well played, sir. Well played.
Lol
There's a "The Hills Have Eyes" joke somewhere in here to be made.
Anyone else got scared shitless when hearing that knocking sound at 2 am.
FUCKING lost my shit
At 4 am for me 😐
Yeah 4 am here and had headphones on 😅
We've been in lockdown for 2 weeks here now, it was 2pm and it still scared the shit out of me!
Bro I was wearing headphones on the toilet and it scared the literal shit outta me
There’s something strangely reassuring about Mike growling into a bottle of alcohol he’s preparing to consume. Makes you feel like things are going back to normal.
Heard the Suburban Sasquatch growling noise in my head as I read your comment and now worried Red Letter Media has permanently infected my brain.
Curse of the Wolf theme is stuck in my head also
The Petey Wheatstraw sting is what always comes back to me...
Jay is spot on with his Hungarian history and lore. The ministry of culture should endorse this episode.
He might be spot on with history but he's spat on pronunciation.
@@youdonegoofedNot surprising really. These are the people who made fun of a movie character for being named coleslaw although he was called Kozlow and still laughed at the credits where the name was spelled correctly.
@@madalinam6183lol...
@@madalinam6183 which film was it
@@arya-x7x I'll look for the link but I think it was a BotW episode, one of the first ones with Macaulay Culkin
Eric Andre did a segment called "Spideric" where he tied fake arms on himself and it literally has like 10 times more articulation than the suit in this movie
the skit with the 4 puppet erics he had attached to himself in an eric train still had more articulation
that's #1 or 2 of my favorite skits he's done
@Erik Lerström I don't trust like that
It was a technical feat that really subverted all my expectations
WHY WOULD THEY TAKE THAT OFF THE MARKET?!
"The director of photography is as bad as Jay Bauman."
That's the most damning thing Mike has ever said.
I like how Jay just lets it roll off his back, just like when he's down at the Manhole
CLOAK nSTAGGER thank you for reminding me of that episode, just laughed my ass off 😂
*CUE SLIDE WHISTLE*
time stamp?
@@cloak5857 one of the most amazing comments I have ever read hands down. I wish I could give you a hundred thumbs up.
Omg I actually worked on this for one day. It was definitely a memorable experience. The scene in the strip club which is The Body Shop in LA. I had to make the Mystery Girl cape and make sure her thong chains stayed in place which Danzig paid very close attention to.
what was he like? I assume over-controlling and douchey. I don't think I've ever heard anything good about him.
He was interesting. Not bad or rude just odd. He definitely knew what he wanted to shoot but wasn’t the best at communicating what he needed. That day at the strip club they neglected to book background actors for the scene so they just asked some PAs to do it, and they were thrilled to just sit there and watch.
were they actually porn stars or is it just an interpretation of RLM ?
Emil O I think the term “porn Star” is generous but these women definitely appear in adult films.
@@TaramiBedona oh "duress" is putting it so so lightly
"Don't you want another take? For protection."
"What's to protect? It was perfect!"
"I see no reason to do..................it again."
Blows marijuana smoke on your face
I think the pornstars know more about protection than anyone on set
"Perfect? That cardboard headstone tipped over. This graveyard is obviously phony."
I have five days to shoot this picture. don't get goofy on me.
This is like... Best of the Bag, or is it Half in the Worst?
Black spine of pliketto?
Worst of the Bag
it's just the Worst
Yesm
Yeah I was just thinking this episode feels like a re:View or a Best of the Worst Spotlight episode lol
The second segment seems to be an homage to an old French classic called Les Yeux sans visage (eyes without a face) which was already referenced in the first segment, apparently, as the title of the movie on the marquee in that one was Les Nue sans visage, in which they cleverly replaced "Eyes" with "Nudes" but then forgot to add an "s" for the plural. So in addition to being less than perfect technically, this film also seems to get its easter eggs wrong, and manages typos in foreign languages. Incidently cafés don't do refills in France.
lmao yeeeeeeesss it was driving me maaad !!
Great film, btw, I hate to see it being stolen by a cheap sleazy borderline soft-core.
The third segment also looked like an homage/remake of the Bathory segment in 'Contes Immoraux/Immoral Tales'. I was really surprised Jay didn't mention it cos its such an iconic weird softcore europervert movie
Love that movie. Pretty ahead of it's time for 1960. Creepy af.
"You've had enough to drink. Get le **FUCK** out"
Looks like the ending of Picard actually killed Rich.
"many have tried to destroy him, but, he has been...REBORN: it's time for the Picard of the Worst, I mean the Picard of misfortune".
Did they even do a review??!! LMAO
Don't worry, they'll transfer his consciousness to an android body. Complete with all his diabetes and AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!
I wish it would have killed Picard
He'll just come back from hell... again.
I'm gonna be real: the scene with the postman at the door gave me the impression that mike could actually play an angry, violent, paranoid drunk old man pretty well.
So just Mike then?
Play?
@@had1223 I've waited 11 months for this comment
He's spent years studying Cameron Mitchell movies to prepare for this role.
“My beauty has been ruined with these scars so I want to steal other women’s beauty” - Jay Bauman 2020
Ed Wood would say “why would I want a second take that was perfect”.
The first take was perfect.
Wesley Snipes: "I see no reason to do...it again."
Ed Wood was sincere. Danzig is a hack fraud.
"Cause of death: apparent shock and loss of blood."
"NICE!"
"Let's get it on a tray!"
Let's get it on a tray!
nice hiss
@@johnbacon4997 Maybe the ones that come to work during a cocaine binge do...
For my own purposes to come back to:
Enjoy a Cold Zombie Dust: 7:55
As bad as Jay Bauman 13:04
Mike's Danzig Impression: 18:14
Can't Break No More Necks: 29:39
Don't forget: Mike makes a "Mother" joke: 49:55
@@jonesclantd Come on! 54:38 Best moment
Dude youre a beast
So they finally just reviewed porn. This is what quarantine has done to us.
I would be curious to know what their idea of the best porn film is tbh
Wait haven’t they been reviewing porn on BoTW all along?
@@tylermiller5904 California big hunks obviously
soft porn at most!
I mean, they did review Mad Foxes. So they already have. There was also DB Cooper Vs. Sasquatch.
Couldn't wrestle another Picard discussion out of rich huh?
What's a Picard?
The ending was much, much worse than we could possibly imagine.
@@ghoulinthegraveyard399 physical manifestation of a fudge wedgie
To be honest i think rich will die if mike force him to discuss new trek again but i want them to still do it though because my entertainment is more important than rich evans well being
I'd imagine Rich is locked in a 'placard' on account of his crippling diabetes and AAAAIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSS
Glen Danzig makes me proud to be from New Jersey.
Glen Danzig also makes me ashamed to be from New Jersey.
Haa its really bad
No, you got it wrong.
DANZIG makes you proud (especially first four albums), Glen Danzig makes you ashamed.
That's saying something, there's a bunch of stuff to be ashamed to be from NJ about
He's the man behind the first 4 Danzig albums, and almost every Samhain and Misfits song, that absolves him of his cinematic sins.
As long as Rich Evans is safe, the world can have hope in the future and rebuild.
We need to begin supplying Rich Evans with all the world's fertile woman, so we can have a hope of repopulation once the crisis runs its course.
Just build a bunker with several years worth of food, water and water - based lubricants, lock Rich Evans in with 1000 hyper fertile thots and let nature take its course.
Problem solved.
Except for the covid, the rest of us still die from that.
We must freeze Rich like Cartman.
If Rich has to watch much more Star Trek, his despair might break the world.
He can repopulate the Earth with my girlfriend. If I could raise little sons with his laugh, the whole apocalypse would be worth it.
Verotika? That's a weird way to spell Picard.
The sheer unbridled anxiety I felt when Mike lit the package on fire *immediately after dousing his hands in alcohol* is absolutely indescribable
Every part of Mike is doused in alcohol.
"When she falls asleep, spiderman comes." Apparently Danzig is a big fan of the band The Cure.
The Night man Cometh as well
Kyle Winfrey did you bring the troll toll?
@@hexipolar8158 Sure i did lol
Is it having her for dinner, toniiiiiight
There is no cure! STAY INSIDE!
WE WANT THE PICARD FINALE REVIEW. FORCE RICH EVANS TO WATCH IT. FORCE HIM DAMN IT.
Rich is now in quarantine inside Ellens Mansion
TALK ABOUT STAR TREK!
Doesn't even need to be the review, just the video of him being forced to watch it.
Everybody shut the fuck up.
It is unavoidable, IT IS THEIR DESTINY.
While with the Misfits Danzig wrote "skulls", a song apparently about cutting girls' heads off and putting them on a wall. This is most definitely a concept that Danzig is really really into.
I love The Lemonheads cover of that song. But yeah, #eyesondanzig
I get the feeling that Glenn has some unresolved issues with his...
*... MOTHER!*
Really glad to see that my dreams of Half in the Bag devolving into a post-apocalyptic horror series over the span of ten years have finally come true.
it's mike stoklasa with a revolver, like in Smiling Friends
Art imitates life.
Damn, what did I even just watch
Man, nothing like a RLM video while enjoying a nice, refreshing Zombie Dust!
Dude seeing your name just gave me major flashbacks. I used to be super into Skyrim and you were always my favorite.
"No blood trail?"
"NEGATORY!"
BREAKER 1 9 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US A CONVOY
The black cop was the most normal it of everyone so far until he said that
No blood trail means no evidence! No evidence means no crime! Great work everybody! Let's go home!
*rats gnaw on the victim's faceless corpse*
Weird reference to “So I married an axe murderer”
did you just say the n-word?
Who else is dying for for the last Star Trek Picard review.
Mike sure is dying...
Rich is trying to die to get out of it
@@Eamonshort1 Where's that gun. Quick cough on me.
Picard is dying
@@N3XUS6 Picard can cheat death and be fine. Jay, Mike and Rich on the other hand...
*Gotta admire that set.*
Boarded up doors and windows, stacks of pills and hand sanitiser, packs of toilet paper, lots of guns and alcohol, swords and machete's, a heap of canned food.
God I love this show!
Right..."set".
"You've gotta marinate in that virginal blood for hours." - Mike Stoklasa, 2020
I had no idea Mike was an accomplished chef.
Been hanging around Macaulay too much
Mike needs to continue the beard. That thing has the potential for magnificence
Aye
RandomPath LMAO i guess history repeates itself
@@eduardobraga9137 it's like poetry, it rhymes
So Ed Wood had a better grasp of police procedures than Danzig. Surprising,
Glenn loves Ed Wood. He had a record label named “plan 9”, and wrote songs about Vampira and Night of the Ghouls.
@@LetsGoMetsGo33 Oh yeah, his band Misfits is full of references from bad sci-fi/horror of the 50's. So in hindsight, I think is possible he made Verotika that bad on purpose.
"If Rob Zombie can do it"
-Glenn Danzig
SukkaBlukkaCheez reading this gave me false hope that I was finally having a stroke
His movies are terrible too but still watchable
It's almost like being big fans of a movie genre isn't enough to make movies...
"The director of photography is as bad as Jay Bauman" lol
Heard a story that whenever someone would bring the biggest errors to Danzig's attention during filming, Danzig would kick them off set and then proceed to practice karate moves to assert his dominance over the crew.
that is very believable
I hope to God that's true. Honestly, it probably is.
I so badly want that to be true!!
Almost as funny as the time he was considered for the role of Wolverine, but then passed over, then responded with calling Hugh Jackman and/or the Wolverine character “gay”. It’s true, look it up.
@@jakepayne2985 So in a Marvel Parallel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine is Glenn Danzig?? 🤣🤣🤣 Oh my god, that's made my entire *week*, thank you for that mental image
It feels like Danzig wanted to make a movie but he refused to hire a producer or director or DP because he thinks all those jobs are "easy" and he can do them himself
so basically a high schooler?
@Trinket Mage Not if your movie ends up shit and no-one wants to see it
I live alone, I was wearing headphones, and the door knock made me jump.
Luke Dalley you were not the only one good sir
"Glenn Danzig hasn't even seen a movie." - Mike
I remember reading "Betty and Verotika" comics when I was younger. Man, how they've changed!
Never let the aqua teen hunger force 's neighbour direct a movie
@@comixproviderftw_02 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
Good job guys ! stay safe 😷 Producer/director Vitaliy Versace
We love you, Vitali!
Is this the world famous Vitaliy Versace of Versace Entertainmen 😱😱😱😱
Is it really you Vitaliy? We love you!
Vitaly, you are a bright, shining light in these dark times and we love you
Dude has the Google Play logo for a pfp
We all identify with Jay's hair right now.
Still better than the haircuts he had in early Half In The Bag episodes.
He’s finally entering his edgy phase like peter parker in spiderman 3
@Jumbo Jango mine was horribly damaged and I can't review movies without it. >:c
That battering ram scene is pure comedy gold.
This is still one of my favorite reviews, makes me laugh so hard every time
The most glaring mistake... there are no coffee refills in France
TRUTH! I was stationed in Germany, and France was the first country I visited. NO refills. :(
@@martinsmartians Savages!!!
Excellent point!
@@martinsmartians you visited the country of Paris?
@@DoodooSwaggy Aw, shit! Thanks. Just fixed it. XD
"Cause of death? Apparent shock and loss of blood"
"Nice."
Noice
ANOTHER SICKO KILLER
Nice.
This film has the same takeaway the Disaster Artist book had - which was that it legitimately doesn't matter how talented you are, if you have enough money you can brute force your dreams into existence.
It's good that Mike's being safe, he is the most at risk out of the crew.
Wouldn't that be Rich, with his cornucopia of heart and lung conditions?
SuperChromatic and his crippling diabetes...
Rich would be if he didn't die watching the final Star Trek: Picard episode
If I have to hear this Sprint “in these uncertain times” ad on RUclips one more time, I’m gonna rip off my own face.
Shelby Watson Coronavirus ads are somehow worse than regular ads.
Drago McRoy
They all seem to be made in advance. Did anybody see wag the dog?
Oooo that is a great idea re:view of face off with mike and rich
Watch out man ur gonna get corona on ur exposed flesh
Lol, I got an e-mail from my phone carrier saying something like hey we're gonna help you out. All the did was give me more data usage for free. I won't be using it because I'll be home... Thanks, assholes! 🙄
They were looking way too much into the mystery girl story tho. The whole point is that it's a stripper who strips of peoples faces. That's all there is to it. It's a lame Danzig dad-joke. A Dadzig joke.
Oh god
@@eliack95 I don’t want to give him credit, but I think he foreshadowed that segment in the Albino Spider. I noticed the movie the lady goes to was titled “Le Nue Sans Visage” which according to Google Translate means “The Faceless Nude.” (I don’t know French.)
That would actually be the french name for the famous 1930s french horror film "Eyes Without A Face" which Danzig heavily ripped off for the stripper story. In the EWAF a surgeon keeps surgically removing women's faces to replace his daughters disfigured face. He has to keep killing to replace her faces that keep rotting. The surgery from the film are sickening! Some of the most grotesque imagery from the 30s
@@RetroDrewit's both a weird pun and a reference. The movie you're talking about is called "Le Yeux sans Visage". So it went from "The Eyes without a Face" to "The Nude without a Face."
@@RetroDrew "Eyes Without a Face" is actually from 1960.
"There are naked girls out here, too." Is a far more clever line than this movie deserved.
It's the only thing that could have been in a good movie.
Probably some of the boobs could have been in a good movie.
@@o_o_o_o_o-o_o_o_o_o Didn't you pay attention? They have eyeball nipples.
Oh no! Not Subway Jarod!
Jay looks disheveled and rough whilst Mike just looks like Mike.
Steve if anything Mike actually looks better than normal. He's really thriving in quarantine.
Mike's hair has less directions it can go.
@@Davidsworldtravels Fewer beer runs.
The most depressing part about this video is the idea that april 15th last year would be the peak...
Mike is steadily aging into the Plinkett role.
He needs less and less make-up every year!
Anonemess ...Mike was playing a role?
At least we know Danzig takes care of his cat, so he gets points in my book.
@gatheringoflight But, tied up willingly or unwillingly?
Jay said early on that they'd go back to why it isn't a new "The Room", and I was very dissapointed when they didn't
In this time of uncertainty and fear, RLM is like a warm blanket on a cold winter night. Ah, I'm home. I love these old hacks.
maybe the businesscard said: "facestealing murderer"
Oh man, the build up to the joke at 50:00 makes this whole video worth it.
The look on his face moments before and then during the punchline makes for a tremendous ~3 seconds.
Honestly, it looks like it should've just been a porno.
no, the acting is way too bad for that
Anything can be a porno if you're motivated
I have a theory. Originally was a porno, but somebody close to the director (probably his wife) discovered it and after that he cut the sexual things. And because the rest of the material were to short, he edited it all in one movie and sold it as an anthology.
But enough about Red Letter Media, tell us what you think about the movies?
I've seen better acting in the porn parodies reviewed by Cinema Snob. Did you know there are more than one E. T. porn spoofs?
This Picard season finale review is weird.
Though much better than the previous episodes
It's about what I expected tbh
This makes the Aqua Teen Danzig joke much more hilarious.
Absolutely
Every Other RUclipsr: Need to post super positive content to make people forget about the state of the world.
RLM: Listen...
Arguably , this makes me forgot more about the bullcrap in life than the fake, happy go-lucky bullcrap.
@@boogityhoo7452 yeah this is real escapism.
"Verotik" was the comic line. "Verotika" was their anthology comic.
I remember people talking about it in the mid-90s, because some of the plots were exceptionally graphic and dark for being in most comic shops. When I finally looked through the comics, they mostly came across as amateurish and trying too hard to be edgy. Though, compared to the plots they ended up using here, pretty much any of them would have made for a better movie.
The comics used to adapt Nancy Collins stories, that was pretty much the high point, and they got Frazetta to do some cover art
was it crossed before crossed
@@bunghead2119 Or like the entirety of the 90's.
I bet there were some serious rights issues so he couldn't use an actual plot and what came off the writing desk was a bunch of drug fueled fever dreams. Like Stephen King and Maximum Overdrive, King learned from that, and has stated he should never direct movies or do copious amounts of drinking and coke while doing it either.
Yes the 'a' would be plural. I can't think of another example where this happens other than datum to data and I think it's of latin origin. I've cancelled my 4 year patreon subscription due to their blunder. Thank you.
You know that you're a big Hollywood movie star when you get an "Also Starring"-credit for like 3-4 lines you spoke over the phone. I hope Rich doesn't bankrupt RLM with his exorbitant acting fees.
"I just want things to make sense." Jay.
Sorry Jay, in your line of work, that's gonna be tough to find.
Currently in top right corner of youtube:
Verotika
Rating: **PG**
Released: 2020
Running time: 1:29:58
Buy or rent
mine says unrated
Mine says p.g
Unrated here. (UK.)
It says unrated for me
Unrated in the UK, which is odd because we don’t have unrated movie releases.
i was wearing full surround headphones..
at the two minute mark the knocking felt so real i swore it was my own wall....
Oh Jesus, the virus must really be getting to them if they’re willing to sink this low
Nah,they will be fine.
They have reviewed STD and Picard and survived,what can a shitty Glenn Danzig -softporn- eh... Horror movie do to them?
I rather hear reviews like this over them watching a main stream movie. Its like a BOTW spotlight episode.
That neon "CAFE" sign in the first segment is facing inwards, so any potential customer on the street outside would just see it backwards.
It's so you can tell yourself when you're inside "I'm in here".
The Comic Label is Verotik, the anthology series was called "Verotika"
None of that saves it.
"Milk or beer? It depends what time of day it is, honey."
Does it, Mike? Does it really?
Percy Gryce The little smile after he says that line confirms it
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern Likewise
@@kemp10 Yeah, I miss the community there a lot. Good times, good times.
Sometimes I catch myself thinking "huh, it's been a while since I've seen anything new from those alcoholics", and then they release a video the same day. Thanks RLM, love ya!
The cop scenes and dialogue feel like they were written by Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec.
say what you want about coronavirus but it really sexified jay's hair
"down the street not across the tracks."
Thanks for the handy tip to get out of quarantine, Mike!
Is that a Sweet Dee shoutout, or did Sweet Dee get that from somewhere else?
Woah mike and jay rockin that sexy dishevelled quarantine look. I love it!
Jay's hair is going through an intriguing character arc
So basically this is Dethklok's movie "Blood Ocean", only they didn't blow up the footage and murder everyone at the premiere to prevent it from getting out?
I wonder how many drops of blood there are in a blood ocean.
I wonder how much is in a drop.
@vice vice I found, I found it out, there's trillions of gallons
I've got to watch that. Is it shlock ?
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!
@@banjotoothlessbill It's a fake movie staring a fake band in a real cartoon show. You can watch the trailer on RUclips.
For zumwhere out dere is de nek brecKEAr
I genuinely love watching Mike make Jay laugh.
I adore the spider-man’s tiny painted-on mustache
*offensive French accent* Oui, oui, his curly petite crumb-duster for a 'stache is 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦.
Exactly like Stan Lee and Steve Ditko envisioned.
Crazy Fat Ethel II did it better
I think the curly/spiraling lines on the corners of his mouth are supposed to be, well, the corners of his mouth lol; If that is what you are referring to of course.
One thing is certain. No virgins were harmed in the making of this “movie”.
I think you mean, "no virgins were used in the making of this movie"
Verotika is what it would be if Corey Feldman's music was a movie.
LICENCE TO DIE
@@Sapsche Only during multiplication and division ;)
The album by Corey feldman is still one of the weirdest things i have ever listened to
Crackle crackle ?
Waiting for an Angelic 2 to the Core film adaptation featuring Snoop Dog.
When Mike did the French accent that ended up sounding Italian and then he doubled down with the Italian hand movement and Jay is like yah good enough!!! I lost my shit.
27:35 I watched this moment 5 times before i could move on.
They kept it in as a tribute to Glenn Danzig
yeh me too, best part of the episode
44:11 proper italian
A close friend of my family, Scott M. Toland, is a set electrician that lives in L.A. I discovered recently while browsing the IMDb page for Samurai Cop that he did the set lighting for that movie! I told him about it and he was amazed that so many people know about this little movie he worked on. It's really wild to have that kind of a connection to a movie like this
edit: spelling error
It's like a TUMS FESTIVAL waiting on that Picard review!
lol