Kramer Is Disfigured From Too Much Smoke | The Abstinence | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- "Everything I have, I owe to this face."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 9 'The Abstinence': While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Rugged? The man’s a goblin! 🤣
😅
Genius writing
@@Side_show_The delivery too!
The bloopers of “what happened to your face, it’s all that smoke!” are hilarious. Jerry can’t even keep it together.
Side splitting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kramer: Look away I’m hideous. 😢
Jerry:🤣
Watch at the end of scene. He can barely hold it together
The interesting thing is how Kramer didn't see it before himself. Makes me think he doesn't have a mirror in that apartment of his …
@@voicirayhe moved all the mirrors out to put in stairs, which he never got around to installing! 😂
" you're tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak" 🤣
"horrible, twisted freak"
Look at him, his a Goblin! 😂😂
“Who could love me?”
@@FOXZILLA5734 Kramer’s reaction when the woman compliments him is drop-dead hilarious.
@@12classics39 I know. Especially when he attempts to smile 😂
"Jackie's cashing in on your retched disfigurement!" My favorite line from this episode.
“The man’s a goblin” 😂 is right up there too.
Also „I‘m hideous, don‘t look at me“
Wretched
I liked 'bt the time this case goes to trial he will be nothing more than a shrunken head'
@@jkadoodledamn. I was hoping to make this correction but you beat me to it
"You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people" - Jerry Seinfeld
George's reaction to that @0:26
Kramers reaction to the tobacco womans rugged masculine comment is perfection
"Rugged? The man's a goblin!"
Who could love me
Even in the final cut Jerry can barely keep the face half straight 😂
They did lots of takes to get through this scene.
Have you ever listen to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut?
"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations"
Everybody underestimates how patient Jerry was for having a smoker's lounge right next door.
Goes with the territory living next to Kramer. He's always doing something, so Jerry probably doesn't have the energy for it anymore.
Jerry’s cadence gets me every time. That high pitched exasperation lol.
2:32 “Look away, I’m…..I’m hideous!”
I felt sorry for Kramer 😂😂
The man makes his own misery.
George might have been a great hand model, but Kramer managed to become the Malboro Cowboy and model for Calvin Klein
“Your face .. is my case” 😂😂
The irony of Jackie Chiles being played by an actor named Philip Morris, coincidentally the name of the biggest tobacco company in America at the time (they're Altria now).
@@farisalikhan6563 in the inside look for this episode, Morris said that because of that very name thing, the line “I’ve been wanting a piece of them for years” was a line that he meant with all his heart and didn’t have to act for.
Sooo many great lines in this storyline. “This is most public yet of my many humiliations” 😂 is the one I always miss
“ by the time this gets to trial he’ll be nothing but a shrunken head!!”
"By the time this case goes to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head!!"😂😂😂
"Tobacco company? I been wanting a piece of them for years" what lawyers think about 😄
"Its my allure my...my Twinkle " 🤣🤣🤣
"Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" LOL....
Your face is my case 😂
Jackie has some of the greatest lines
And he's probably intelligent enough to know how to use punctuation.🤡🦤🦧
"Look away. I'm hideous." That gets me every time.
When you watch the bloopers, Michael does different takes. This was by far the best.
"We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, Plus.....
KRAMER: (Interrupting) I'LL TAKE IT!!
Everything Kramer does ultimately leads to Jackie sueing someone and then fumbling 😂😂😂
"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."
You brought me nothing but a mountain of misfortune and humiliation.. now get out!
I remember when the no smoking laws came about. It was like the world was ending for some and a breath of fresh air for others.
Smokers are not much better than crackheads; and in some ways, even worst.
@@JanetStarChild This take is Absurd, Irrational, Ridiculous.
I tried to do a Jackie Chiles line, but I can't. Why bother perfection?
@@JanetStarChild Well that take is just preposterous, ludicrous, atrocious, callous, pompous & down right reprehensible to even think that of esteemed, enlightened & dare I say transcended smokers is a smear on our good name!
I say good day to you Ma'am.
I said good day! 😂😂😂
@@JanetStarChild crackheads rob and kill people and cost taxpayers a shitload of money.
smokers are harmless to other people except those who live under the same roof and get 2nd hand smoke.
"Who could love me?"
every line in this clip is quotable
That's what why it will always be the greatest show. You just don't find writing with line afyer line of pure genius! In a 5min clip it showed countless lines that are priceless! "The most public yet, of my many humiliations!" 😂
The lady almost broke behind that line
The lawyer is hilarious lol😅
That head bob when he says "no, look away, im hideous" is GENIUS
I still laugh out loud at that lune 😂😂
"Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak!"
- Jackie Chiles
"They kicked you out too?"
25 years off the air and still more on point than any show on tv right now. Bravo Seinfeld, bravo.
That was Kyle Gas from Tenacious D!
Kramer wearing a smoking jacket!! 😂😂
“Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.” One of the best lines of the entire show.
"Who could love me?" 😂
That and “The man’s a goblin.”
“Someone had to” haha typical Kramer mentality.
Everytime i see my coworkers shootin' the 💩i always use the Jackie Chiles line Who told you to have a pow wow? I didn't tell you to have a pow wow 😂
Kramer is the real Marlboro boi 😂😂😂
Kramer: just because someone is a smoker, it doesn't mean they're not a human being.
Jerry: it doesn't?
I’ve seen my mom cry from laughter two times in my life , the what happened to your face scene and borat , both legendary comedic performances lmao 😂
What did you expect?!
Idk, emphysema, birth defects... NOT THIS!
😂🤣
....my face is my LIFE! 😂😂
Larry was an underrated side character. That dude did not play. 😁😁
Forget about Jerry struggling not to crack... hth did Michael Richards keep such a straight face
Kramer : break da law 😂😂
There must have been a public warning not to represent Kramer in legal matters. 😂
The non-filter section, in case anyone was wondering, is over by the chicken wire
Did he have smokers in the hot tub? Was it cold in there like Sweden? SWEEEEE DEN. 😀
This show "ROCKS!!!" I COULD SIT AND WATCH THESE OVER AND OVER AND ENJOY THEM NO MATTER WHAT !😊😊😊😊😊
LOOK AWAY, I'M HIDEOUS!!!
Kramer is the snoop Dogg seth rogen and wiz Khalifa combined when it comes to cigars especially Cuban 😂😂
2:33 look away, I'm hideous
"Yo face" is my case.😂
I always remember this episode. "Your face looks like a catcher's mitt!"
Jerry: You’ve experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?😧
Kramer: emphysema, birth defects, CaNcEr!!!😱
But not this!
"We had a little pow wow."
"A pow wow? Who told you, you can have a pow wow? I didn't tell you, you could have a pow wow!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Who told you to make a pow wow 😂
If you want to study on the adjectives, Jackie is the right person. He uses them three by three 😅
"Are you kidding me, the man's a goblin"..
Is a statement that Jackie Chiles would have made IF they took the tobacco companies to court! Lol
🚬 🚭
0:32 Its Kyle Gass
Was just about to post the same thing haha
Emphysema, cancer and birth defects, but not this 😂
Hilarious within the first two seconds with that RadioShack line 😂😂😂
Too many great lines in this to name... And when you think about the time it was set in... Brilliant writing!
I love the connection that the actor playing Jackie Chiles is called Phil Morris and their suing a tobacco company
Rugged? The man is a goblin.
Is that Kyle Gas? 0:39
Yes it is
smoking is a very dangerous habit
So is not being intelligent enough to know how to use punctuation & capital letters.🤡🦤🦧
Kramer's face at 3:57 XD
Man is a freaking legend 😂
that manager is hilarious. every line he delivered on the show was so intense
Larry was always so cool and intimidating. "If you boys....cannot control yourselves....." 😀
I love him. So funny -- and tough!
@@grawakendream8980 I love the way he growls “it bothers people” and then adds with a fake smile “AND IT’S AGAINST THE LAW.” 😁
@@12classics39 he's great
Yes, Larry is an underrated side character.
Smoking is so bad for you it even harms the people around you.
W H O C O U L D L O V E M E
Look away I’m hideous
"My face is my livelihood"-Kramer😬
Jerry "What have you got in there a smokers lounge? Kramer " oh yeah, they come in once... it's like they're addicted!"
Radio Shack had a battery club. If you signed up for it they would give you a free battery every month.
One singular battery?
@@bossfan49 D battery, c battery. double A battery, 9 volt, any size you wanted.
@@mustlovepretzels Except for a 9V, 1 battery is kinda useless.
kramer asks an interesting question at the start of the video. 'why does radio shack ask for your address when you buy batteries?'. its actually a real thing, anyone old enough to remember when radio shack existed will relate to. the answer is simple, the ATF & FBI 'asked' radio shack to get some type of identifying info when people bought things, and the reason is super simple, bomb makers often used radio shack to buy atleast some components of their devices. so, it resulted in us being asked our name & address when buying anything at radio shack.
Kramer is a man of class
Great episode
"The man's a goblin!"
Love the attention to detail!
Nicotine stained fingers at 1:56
Larry you know me!
"Who could love me?"
“It’s like they’re addicted.” 🤨
you can make any law you want, he still will be bothering people.
Kramer 🤣
What a crazy thing
This man IS just a fool
The BEST show i've ever seen
“The man’s a goblin”! ROFL
The greatest comedy show ,it doesn't matter how many times you see them it's still funny!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Attorney is played by Phil Morris and his father was the actor Greg Morris from the series "Mission Impossible." He has a sister Iona when she was a child she appeared (with her brother and future recurring Trek guest actor, Phil) in an episode of the original Star Trek entitled "Miri".
Jackie Chiles is phenomenal.
Jackie lmao soooo funny
Your face is my case 😂
My allure, my twinkle lmao!
Well what did you expect? BIRTH DEFECTS😂
I remember when you could smoke anywhere you wanted., in restaurants and bars, stores, on busses and trains and even right in your seat at the movies!
This is one of the best Seinfeld episodes ever Along with the Jersey Devil episode.
I love how confidently Kramer lights up the cigar in the diner lol.
I love Kramer, he’s got the kavorka😂
For some reason, Kramer reminds me of John C Reilly when he reacts to the rugged masculinity comment
The best show ever, and this episode is top five.
"it doesn't?"
lol
So many good lines here
Every time I watch this episode I always think of the bloopers
Who told you to put the balm on?
more scenes from the Van Buren Boys episode
I remember the days going to my grandparents and sitting around the table for morning breakfast in a cloud of smoke and family members chewing food while they were smoking.