Kramer Is Disfigured From Too Much Smoke | The Abstinence | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 3 месяца назад +512

    Rugged? The man’s a goblin! 🤣

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able 3 месяца назад +11

      😅

    • @Side_show_
      @Side_show_ 3 месяца назад +12

      Genius writing

    • @manuelbarros4898
      @manuelbarros4898 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Side_show_The delivery too!

    • @JayP7178
      @JayP7178 2 месяца назад

      LOL! Always cracked up at that bit.

    • @markkus1134
      @markkus1134 Месяц назад

      @@frostedicepharoah7723 who could love me

  • @PokeBowl82
    @PokeBowl82 3 месяца назад +66

    “Your face .. is my case” 😂😂

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 3 месяца назад +196

    "Rugged? The man's a goblin!"

  • @davidgalinat4257
    @davidgalinat4257 3 месяца назад +293

    "Jackie's cashing in on your retched disfigurement!" My favorite line from this episode.

    • @jaym3064
      @jaym3064 3 месяца назад +24

      “The man’s a goblin” 😂 is right up there too.

    • @GilgameschUruk
      @GilgameschUruk 3 месяца назад +10

      Also „I‘m hideous, don‘t look at me“

    • @jkadoodle
      @jkadoodle 3 месяца назад +18

      Wretched

    • @adk46er5203
      @adk46er5203 3 месяца назад +4

      I liked 'bt the time this case goes to trial he will be nothing more than a shrunken head'

    • @robertenorth
      @robertenorth 3 месяца назад

      @@jkadoodledamn. I was hoping to make this correction but you beat me to it

  • @MJsonniedee
    @MJsonniedee 3 месяца назад +270

    The bloopers of “what happened to your face, it’s all that smoke!” are hilarious. Jerry can’t even keep it together.

    • @joycampi7233
      @joycampi7233 3 месяца назад +15

      Side splitting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shade1121-ce8dc
      @shade1121-ce8dc 3 месяца назад +25

      Kramer: Look away I’m hideous. 😢
      Jerry:🤣

    • @chrisbelsito4231
      @chrisbelsito4231 3 месяца назад +20

      Watch at the end of scene. He can barely hold it together

    • @voiciray
      @voiciray 3 месяца назад +8

      The interesting thing is how Kramer didn't see it before himself. Makes me think he doesn't have a mirror in that apartment of his …

    • @kevdimo6459
      @kevdimo6459 3 месяца назад +6

      @@voicirayhe moved all the mirrors out to put in stairs, which he never got around to installing! 😂

  • @alex_smallet
    @alex_smallet 3 месяца назад +183

    "This is the most public yet of my many humiliations"

  • @CaptArgo24
    @CaptArgo24 3 месяца назад +367

    "You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people" - Jerry Seinfeld

    • @leospaceman2976
      @leospaceman2976 2 месяца назад

      *your people

    • @gbs-v5m
      @gbs-v5m 18 дней назад +2

      @@leospaceman2976 No... "he's still gonna bother people" damn man pay attention

    • @leospaceman2976
      @leospaceman2976 18 дней назад

      @@gbs-v5mthat was a failed reference to MR’s incident from 2006 😭

  • @bubmurphy
    @bubmurphy 3 месяца назад +118

    Kramers reaction to the tobacco womans rugged masculine comment is perfection

  • @FOXZILLA5734
    @FOXZILLA5734 3 месяца назад +255

    " you're tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak" 🤣

    • @ivx8345
      @ivx8345 3 месяца назад +12

      "horrible, twisted freak"

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 3 месяца назад +8

      Look at him, his a Goblin! 😂😂

    • @mrterp04
      @mrterp04 3 месяца назад +9

      “Who could love me?”

    • @12classics39
      @12classics39 3 месяца назад +6

      @@FOXZILLA5734 Kramer’s reaction when the woman compliments him is drop-dead hilarious.

    • @FOXZILLA5734
      @FOXZILLA5734 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@12classics39 I know. Especially when he attempts to smile 😂

  • @davidmurray7617
    @davidmurray7617 3 месяца назад +55

    2:32 “Look away, I’m…..I’m hideous!”
    I felt sorry for Kramer 😂😂

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 3 месяца назад +4

      The man makes his own misery.

  • @markkus1134
    @markkus1134 3 месяца назад +64

    “ by the time this gets to trial he’ll be nothing but a shrunken head!!”

  • @sionjajate
    @sionjajate 3 месяца назад +67

    Everybody underestimates how patient Jerry was for having a smoker's lounge right next door.

    • @godfather4377
      @godfather4377 3 месяца назад +8

      Goes with the territory living next to Kramer. He's always doing something, so Jerry probably doesn't have the energy for it anymore.

    • @PatI-zg9gm
      @PatI-zg9gm 3 месяца назад +2

      Jerry’s cadence gets me every time. That high pitched exasperation lol.

  • @manovar0714
    @manovar0714 3 месяца назад +75

    Your face is my case 😂
    Jackie has some of the greatest lines

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj 3 месяца назад +2

      And he's probably intelligent enough to know how to use punctuation.🤡🦤🦧

  • @jaym3064
    @jaym3064 3 месяца назад +58

    Sooo many great lines in this storyline. “This is most public yet of my many humiliations” 😂 is the one I always miss

  • @MikeG42
    @MikeG42 3 месяца назад +40

    "Tobacco company? I been wanting a piece of them for years" what lawyers think about 😄

  • @Truetoo102
    @Truetoo102 3 месяца назад +19

    "Look away. I'm hideous." That gets me every time.

    • @beerhunter272
      @beerhunter272 2 месяца назад

      When you watch the bloopers, Michael does different takes. This was by far the best.

  • @WayneRos
    @WayneRos 3 месяца назад +21

    The lawyer is hilarious lol😅

  • @CzarSmitty1963
    @CzarSmitty1963 3 месяца назад +24

    "Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" LOL....

  • @Giaco771
    @Giaco771 3 месяца назад +25

    "Its my allure my...my Twinkle " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PerryHowell-h9v
    @PerryHowell-h9v 3 месяца назад +28

    "By the time this case goes to trial he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head!!"😂😂😂

  • @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084
    @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084 3 месяца назад +168

    Even in the final cut Jerry can barely keep the face half straight 😂

    • @kenhoward3512
      @kenhoward3512 3 месяца назад +4

      They did lots of takes to get through this scene.

    • @trikkerman1
      @trikkerman1 3 месяца назад

      Have you ever listen to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut?

    • @renaissanceman3903
      @renaissanceman3903 2 месяца назад

      They probably ran out of film and had to edit his best take

  • @sweaty_taint
    @sweaty_taint Месяц назад +8

    “It looks like an old catcher’s mitt” lmaooooo

  • @farisalikhan6563
    @farisalikhan6563 3 месяца назад +74

    The irony of Jackie Chiles being played by an actor named Philip Morris, coincidentally the name of the biggest tobacco company in America at the time (they're Altria now).

    • @12classics39
      @12classics39 3 месяца назад +8

      @@farisalikhan6563 in the inside look for this episode, Morris said that because of that very name thing, the line “I’ve been wanting a piece of them for years” was a line that he meant with all his heart and didn’t have to act for.

    • @BillByrne-he9in
      @BillByrne-he9in 22 дня назад +1

      ​​@@12classics39Correct, because that tobacco company asked him repeatedly over the years to use his name and image to promote their cigarettes. He wanted no part of it. I think that line wasn't expected but they left it in. Like you said, he truly meant it. A great man and a great actor. His deliveries are comedy gold.

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 3 месяца назад +41

    "Who could love me?"
    every line in this clip is quotable

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 3 месяца назад +4

      That's what why it will always be the greatest show. You just don't find writing with line afyer line of pure genius! In a 5min clip it showed countless lines that are priceless! "The most public yet, of my many humiliations!" 😂

    • @christophermccoy5724
      @christophermccoy5724 2 месяца назад

      The lady almost broke behind that line

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 3 месяца назад +101

    George might have been a great hand model, but Kramer managed to become the Malboro Cowboy and model for Calvin Klein

  • @MrToiletclogger
    @MrToiletclogger 3 месяца назад +45

    That head bob when he says "no, look away, im hideous" is GENIUS

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 3 месяца назад +26

    "We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, Plus.....
    KRAMER: (Interrupting) I'LL TAKE IT!!

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 3 месяца назад +69

    Everything Kramer does ultimately leads to Jackie sueing someone and then fumbling 😂😂😂

    • @lucashenderson2775
      @lucashenderson2775 3 месяца назад +11

      "This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 3 месяца назад +1

      You brought me nothing but a mountain of misfortune and humiliation.. now get out!

  • @joycampi7233
    @joycampi7233 3 месяца назад +12

    Kramer wearing a smoking jacket!! 😂😂

  • @alexanderhikel2350
    @alexanderhikel2350 3 месяца назад +6

    I’ve seen my mom cry from laughter two times in my life , the what happened to your face scene and borat , both legendary comedic performances lmao 😂

  • @fatboyslim6272
    @fatboyslim6272 3 месяца назад +20

    "Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak!"
    - Jackie Chiles

  • @kenw.1112
    @kenw.1112 3 месяца назад +8

    This show "ROCKS!!!" I COULD SIT AND WATCH THESE OVER AND OVER AND ENJOY THEM NO MATTER WHAT !😊😊😊😊😊

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able 3 месяца назад +15

    Larry was an underrated side character. That dude did not play. 😁😁

  • @del7538
    @del7538 3 месяца назад +31

    "They kicked you out too?"
    25 years off the air and still more on point than any show on tv right now. Bravo Seinfeld, bravo.

  • @Aristotesm
    @Aristotesm 3 месяца назад +3

    Hilarious within the first two seconds with that RadioShack line 😂😂😂

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 3 месяца назад +36

    “Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.” One of the best lines of the entire show.

  • @markkus1134
    @markkus1134 Месяц назад +2

    “Hey Jackie you think we have a case”? Your face is my case!

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 Месяц назад +2

    "My vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent!"

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 3 месяца назад +34

    Kramer is the real Marlboro boi 😂😂😂

  • @Bobo-uh1bx
    @Bobo-uh1bx 3 месяца назад +40

    I remember when the no smoking laws came about. It was like the world was ending for some and a breath of fresh air for others.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 3 месяца назад +4

      Smokers are not much better than crackheads; and in some ways, even worst.

    • @FistfulOfGabagool
      @FistfulOfGabagool 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@JanetStarChild This take is Absurd, Irrational, Ridiculous.

    • @ChicagoIrishman
      @ChicagoIrishman 3 месяца назад +1

      I tried to do a Jackie Chiles line, but I can't. Why bother perfection?

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@JanetStarChild Well that take is just preposterous, ludicrous, atrocious, callous, pompous & down right reprehensible to even think that of esteemed, enlightened & dare I say transcended smokers is a smear on our good name!
      I say good day to you Ma'am.
      I said good day! 😂😂😂

    • @fakename6658
      @fakename6658 3 месяца назад

      @@JanetStarChild crackheads rob and kill people and cost taxpayers a shitload of money.
      smokers are harmless to other people except those who live under the same roof and get 2nd hand smoke.

  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney 3 месяца назад +16

    LOOK AWAY, I'M HIDEOUS!!!

  • @NormFoss
    @NormFoss 3 месяца назад +15

    2:33 look away, I'm hideous

  • @noelmaher6218
    @noelmaher6218 2 месяца назад +3

    Jerry "What have you got in there a smokers lounge? Kramer " oh yeah, they come in once... it's like they're addicted!"

  • @MK8Klexify
    @MK8Klexify 3 месяца назад +8

    "Yo face" is my case.😂

  • @seveneey
    @seveneey 3 месяца назад +16

    Kramer : break da law 😂😂

  • @DanFedMusic
    @DanFedMusic 3 месяца назад +30

    Kramer: just because someone is a smoker, it doesn't mean they're not a human being.
    Jerry: it doesn't?

  • @seveneey
    @seveneey 3 месяца назад +10

    Kramer is the snoop Dogg seth rogen and wiz Khalifa combined when it comes to cigars especially Cuban 😂😂

  • @Mayttula
    @Mayttula 3 месяца назад +2

    “Someone had to” haha typical Kramer mentality.

  • @eneskutuk7066
    @eneskutuk7066 3 месяца назад +8

    If you want to study on the adjectives, Jackie is the right person. He uses them three by three 😅

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 3 месяца назад +2

    Too many great lines in this to name... And when you think about the time it was set in... Brilliant writing!

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 3 месяца назад +3

    I always remember this episode. "Your face looks like a catcher's mitt!"

  • @HolyShnikeez_1975
    @HolyShnikeez_1975 3 месяца назад +4

    Everytime i see my coworkers shootin' the 💩i always use the Jackie Chiles line Who told you to have a pow wow? I didn't tell you to have a pow wow 😂

  • @hectorandrade7546
    @hectorandrade7546 3 месяца назад +1

    What a crazy thing
    This man IS just a fool
    The BEST show i've ever seen

  • @Dinosaurprince
    @Dinosaurprince 2 месяца назад +1

    I like the guy that walks behind the moving cab, like it is parked.

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 3 месяца назад +7

    Forget about Jerry struggling not to crack... hth did Michael Richards keep such a straight face

  • @ajbianchi85
    @ajbianchi85 Месяц назад +2

    Jackie Chiles throws 101mph every single scene he is in

  • @PatI-zg9gm
    @PatI-zg9gm 3 месяца назад +1

    The best show ever, and this episode is top five.

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 2 месяца назад +1

    Kramer is a man of class

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 3 месяца назад +2

    I love the connection that the actor playing Jackie Chiles is called Phil Morris and their suing a tobacco company

  • @NeekSquad
    @NeekSquad 3 месяца назад +10

    0:32 Its Kyle Gass

  • @debbiehunt5940
    @debbiehunt5940 3 месяца назад +23

    There must have been a public warning not to represent Kramer in legal matters. 😂

  • @michaelmarron8441
    @michaelmarron8441 3 месяца назад +1

    Love the attention to detail!
    Nicotine stained fingers at 1:56

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 3 месяца назад +6

    Kramer's face at 3:57 XD

    • @MotoVio
      @MotoVio 3 месяца назад +3

      Man is a freaking legend 😂

  • @markkus1134
    @markkus1134 Месяц назад +1

    “They come in once it’s like they’re addicted”

  • @plisskenationbackfromthede3657
    @plisskenationbackfromthede3657 3 месяца назад +7

    What did you expect?!
    Idk, emphysema, birth defects... NOT THIS!
    😂🤣

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 3 месяца назад

      ....my face is my LIFE! 😂😂

  • @ashleycroom6253
    @ashleycroom6253 Месяц назад +2

    '' So you're a victim and now your face is Salow, Unattractive, Disgusting '' 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EP-hh9mc
    @EP-hh9mc 3 месяца назад +1

    I love Kramer, he’s got the kavorka😂

  • @MarkSmith-lt3ug
    @MarkSmith-lt3ug 12 дней назад

    Best show ever. original in every way

  • @AbbasIdris
    @AbbasIdris Месяц назад +2

    Fyi, Jakcie's real name is Philip Morris! Let that sink in!

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 Месяц назад

    "The man's a goblin." The delivery of that line is perfect

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 3 месяца назад +6

    smoking is a very dangerous habit

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj 3 месяца назад

      So is not being intelligent enough to know how to use punctuation & capital letters.🤡🦤🦧

  • @GreggMikulla
    @GreggMikulla 3 месяца назад +6

    The non-filter section, in case anyone was wondering, is over by the chicken wire

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 месяца назад

      Did he have smokers in the hot tub? Was it cold in there like Sweden? SWEEEEE DEN. 😀

  • @conoroboyle4547
    @conoroboyle4547 3 месяца назад +1

    "We had a little pow wow."
    "A pow wow? Who told you, you can have a pow wow? I didn't tell you, you could have a pow wow!!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashleycroom6253
    @ashleycroom6253 14 дней назад

    Jackie was absolutely perfect casting I love it!

  • @shade1121-ce8dc
    @shade1121-ce8dc 3 месяца назад +6

    Jerry: You’ve experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?😧
    Kramer: emphysema, birth defects, CaNcEr!!!😱

  • @Chief_Reux
    @Chief_Reux Месяц назад

    “Rugged? The man’s a goblin!” 4:01
    Gets me every time! 😂😂😂

  • @Kennethjames.
    @Kennethjames. 3 месяца назад +3

    Great episode

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 3 месяца назад +5

    "Are you kidding me, the man's a goblin"..
    Is a statement that Jackie Chiles would have made IF they took the tobacco companies to court! Lol
    🚬 🚭

  • @Corytricks
    @Corytricks 3 месяца назад +4

    Who told you to make a pow wow 😂

  • @Kenny-ko4hj
    @Kenny-ko4hj 3 месяца назад +1

    Jackie lmao soooo funny

  • @wheelchairmanjon
    @wheelchairmanjon 3 месяца назад +4

    Smoking is so bad for you it even harms the people around you.

  • @CantonSecurity
    @CantonSecurity Месяц назад +1

    0:31 rare Kyle Gass sighting

  • @nobodysreview6137
    @nobodysreview6137 Месяц назад +2

    Should of had Kramer win a bunch of money to explain how he pays bills other then his horse racing win.

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 3 месяца назад +2

    that manager is hilarious. every line he delivered on the show was so intense

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 месяца назад +2

      Larry was always so cool and intimidating. "If you boys....cannot control yourselves....." 😀

    • @sustainfem
      @sustainfem 3 месяца назад

      I love him. So funny -- and tough!

    • @12classics39
      @12classics39 3 месяца назад

      @@grawakendream8980 I love the way he growls “it bothers people” and then adds with a fake smile “AND IT’S AGAINST THE LAW.” 😁

    • @grawakendream8980
      @grawakendream8980 3 месяца назад

      @@12classics39 he's great

    • @PatI-zg9gm
      @PatI-zg9gm 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes, Larry is an underrated side character.

  • @tristramcoffin926
    @tristramcoffin926 3 месяца назад +5

    Rugged? The man is a goblin.

  • @Macintoshes
    @Macintoshes 2 месяца назад

    Jackie Chiles is phenomenal.

  • @keithhamilton3399
    @keithhamilton3399 3 месяца назад

    The greatest comedy show ,it doesn't matter how many times you see them it's still funny!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SkiKoala
    @SkiKoala 3 месяца назад +10

    W H O C O U L D L O V E M E

  • @markkus1134
    @markkus1134 Месяц назад +1

    Just because a person is a smoker doesn’t mean he’s not a human being.. it doesn’t

  • @yeeesitsme.ididit5927
    @yeeesitsme.ididit5927 3 месяца назад +7

    Is that Kyle Gas? 0:39

  • @leontlangwini6256
    @leontlangwini6256 3 месяца назад +1

    "My face is my livelihood"-Kramer😬

  • @paulk8072
    @paulk8072 17 дней назад

    The black lawyer is a great character!

  • @andrewkratz226
    @andrewkratz226 3 месяца назад

    So many good lines here

  • @miracas1206
    @miracas1206 2 месяца назад

    My allure, my twinkle lmao!

  • @TedBackus
    @TedBackus 3 месяца назад +2

    kramer asks an interesting question at the start of the video. 'why does radio shack ask for your address when you buy batteries?'. its actually a real thing, anyone old enough to remember when radio shack existed will relate to. the answer is simple, the ATF & FBI 'asked' radio shack to get some type of identifying info when people bought things, and the reason is super simple, bomb makers often used radio shack to buy atleast some components of their devices. so, it resulted in us being asked our name & address when buying anything at radio shack.

  • @A__Singh__
    @A__Singh__ 3 месяца назад +1

    Kramer was iconic.

  • @johnklein6040
    @johnklein6040 3 месяца назад

    This is one of the best Seinfeld episodes ever Along with the Jersey Devil episode.

    • @PatI-zg9gm
      @PatI-zg9gm 3 месяца назад

      I love how confidently Kramer lights up the cigar in the diner lol.

  • @mattfisher8568
    @mattfisher8568 Месяц назад +1

    Look away, I’m hideous

  • @jimmyjohnson9615
    @jimmyjohnson9615 23 дня назад

    Kramer was great in this series. They were all good but Kramer was always my favorite character.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 3 месяца назад +2

    Kramer 🤣