Gilbert Paul Jordan: The Boozing Barber

This barbering bad boy sucked back vodka like it was coming from a candy rager. He'd often employ the services of working gals to get hammered with him and once they were passed out, he'd dump vodka down their throats until they died. This rascal also threatened airlines and wore disguises to the hospital after he'd already been told he wasn't allowed there anymore. Pour yourself a nice 50 ounce glass of vodka like The Boozing Barber used to and strap in for this one.

[@kylemcgill2966]

Pepsi Points : Marlborough Miles for the Obese
😂😂😂

[@sullivanzany8091]

When Mike said the line about the luchador mask, I thought "just like peanut butter falcon" then Jake said it and it brightened my day.

[@BigBagg69]

I'm excitedly waiting for the coin to actually work and we for real get an impractical jokers ep. It would be the greatest troll ever.

[@Zbuck12895]

It’ll happen when we least expect it too. Either first BIG time guest or like episode 3 when Netflix picks it up

[@codycook29]

Or if Sal turns out to be a serial killer

[@manhands5255]

April Fool's 2023

[@BigBagg69]

Welcome back to Lil Stinkers baby! Love that shit.

[@enriquevillegast1]

we NEED the dixelation

[@mateo77ish]

I stopped into a random Barber in the early 00’s. I was the only customer. An old man with a grapefruit size dent in his balding head walks over. When the cut began, I noticed his hand shaking like Gene Wilder’s in Blazing Saddles. I was nervous the whole time, but sure enough, a fine haircut was given.

[@mateo77ish]

Another wacky Barber gave me a little “hair curtain” to cover my alopecia spot. I’d bet the whiskey on his breath contributed to that decision.

[@T_D_B_]

"Reotard for some leotards"
😆
That got stepped on and needed a moment to breathe!

[@quietwyattt]

Just what I needed!!!!!

[@Pacebeats]

Mike's knowledge of the canucks and saying they should have won is impressive 👏 please come to BC for shows and a live cast on willy picktons farm

[@soma7581]

Free hot dogs for all!

[@mikegalo6599]

If Jake is not pixelated by the next episode, I'm canceling my subscription.

[@christianvoorhees69]

I swear to Shockwave: if Jon doesn't win n Joe Gato don't pop out from behind the couch like Chucky Rainey, Ima act a damn fool

[@fatmansummercamp]

My blue heaven Jon

[@chrislivingston4596]

I agree jake should be pixelated

[@WTR28]

The dixelation needs to happen for some sort of common decency.

[@headfullofacid8088]

I’m excited for the future dixelation of Jacob

[@T_D_B_]

*He's been waiting for a Luongo time*
🤣

[@jaymccarthy883]

ever hang out in wilmingotn, delaware?

[@JimmySilverFoot]

Gilbert Paul JoDerosa

[@Docklead]

The resemblance is uncanny😂

[@moosewayne8434]

Yay!

[@Sqwillydubs]

Rob craft the wood chipper murderer

[@dmitrikorab5794]

Definitely pixilate Jake's croch and more impressions from Mike.

[@pizzaninja.]

Dixelation needs to happen..

[@NumberOneChina]

I drink about 30oz of vodka a day and usually a few beers with that. My uncle did the same. I probably have about three to five years left in me at this rate. But that’s definitely a functional level of alcohol once you get an actual tolly

[@restinbones2057]

Mike u should dress up like a falcon and show up to the board walk and stare down the bird lady

[@layzboy2545]

What music store?

[@123G-r4d]

Make the Dixelation happen!

[@marcusfaze]

14:05

[@garrettbelshe8954]

Danny Dubz, dixelate Furman's bird. I don't wanna see that sick shit during assault stories... 🤢

[@mytzyxptlyx]

Im pro dixelation.