Darcey Reveals Her New Boyfriend Has A Massive 🍆
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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She feels a connection with every man that says hello to her 😅
shes a sex addict, shes looking to get it from anyone
Except for guys her age.
She's getting a tad old isn't she.IMO,she really needs therapy,asap
Sick woman
😂😂😂😂
Darcey keeps pretending like she’s looking for a soul mate, but she really just wants to hook up with young and hot guys. That’s fine. Can somebody please tell Darcey that the 2 worlds don’t line up? 🤦🏻♀️
You mean the one of plastic/barbie and skin/human? (This sounds mean but no heart feelings, anyway love you layze ❤)
Darcy acts like these creepy older guys fr
I don't know how can a woman act like that. She doesn't have any decency.
its not that bad
@@flouttieyes it is😂😂😂😂
Yep
If Darcey were a guy acting like this she would probably get a SA charge
Fr
if 2 people are on a date and both liking eachother then no
Yes@@flouttie
O I mistakenly agreed with you on this on, which I don’t, because a 50 something year old, should be setting an example for young men who are still young and need to grow up and come responsible for themselves on their bodies, I meant to agree with @thealirae
@@flouttie
That's not even the case. She literally gaze upon his dick. Imagine a guy gazing into a woman's boobs and be like "😳 you might need to put a hand into that"
Year that's both sexual and verbal *as**lt
layze, you’re single-handedly propping up my mental health 😂
Me too! Love your content!
True true 🙋🏼♀️
😂😂😂
Hajajaha Bingo!
I'm so glad you are here 🐰🐥
Darcey is helping mine tbh
Thank you Layze for marking this important milestone in our lives. Everyone will always remember where they were when Darcy went on her 954th 1/2 date
Lol..more soft p.o.r.n on tlc
😂😂😂
Her poor daughters have to live life knowing that their mother does this for money on TV.
Right??? 🤢
Her daughters are laughing their way to the bank.
Her daughter couldn’t get to college fast enough or far enough away! 😳🫣😒
@@sueluvs2cook What is her declared major, again?
yea her poor family , btw what is the show name?
"I practice..." gayism? hahahaha That's what also came to my mind hahahah
Cringe. If Darcey was an older male.... creep, right? same in reality she's Creepy
either way she's realllyyyy creepy
there's no gender reverse needed. she's a creep
Darcey gets chills and excited by every guy she comes into contact with in my opinion. Just looking at her, I wouldn't believe that she was even real with all the plastic on her body.
I read a comment somewhere that said she's an alien. Well, I agree with them, she *does* look like she's not from Earth. And I guess they both always get the same surgeries, so Stacey probably does too!
Rude. Don’t need to make comments about her body.
I saw the wig on the chair in the back corner....so I anxiously waited for the masterpiece I expected....
Perfectly executed 😂😂😂😂
Ha ha, he doesn't want to have sex with her so he used celibacy as an excuse.
😂😂😂😂
Darcey doesn't see inside of men. She doesn't even want to. ALL she sees is looks. And then she wonders why she ends up being single all the time.
She doesn’t see inside anyone else, she’s too busy looking for her reflection. Her care about others extends only to how they see her, what they can do for her, etc. She’s very self absorbed.
“ a lot of her outfits show a lot of cleavage”.
I think you mean all of them 🤣😂🤣😂
The shoe tag is a new fashion thing (from my 14 years old son)..
your son confirmed that i am officially old
How stupid
@@Layze welcome in the club!
My 14 yr old son said the same but thinks trends like that are silly lol
I'd rather not be fashionable if I have to wear my tags around. Also, Darcy is old why is she trying to do trends that kids do
I totally understand him. I too practice celibacy after have been a notorious sex addict for over a decade. I feel so much better now, and it keeps me out of trouble. On another note, I also use that excuse when I don’t want to sleep with someone and they keep hitting on me. 😂
Abstinence is wonderful
Bless you!
Omg the impressions of Darcy killed me 😂😂😂. "Grayish"? 😂
The camera crotch shot wtf?
Darcy always looks older than she is.
I guess Darcy works out but she always looks like she's in athletic gear but is not at the gym. 🤔
I think he may be a customer of Gabe's from 90 day fiance.
Bro you are hilarious you made me laugh the whole time! She is too thirsty and their interactions are too sexual.
True..😥
Two months? He gets laid more than I did during my ex marriage 😂
"Celibate" ha ha ha
Girl he ain't celibate, that's a dry spell. Get out of here. If he's truly celibate I apologize, but I'm not buying it.
Right he acting to freaky
I agree 👍
He doesn’t want to havesex with her!
As a Tantra practitioner (which is basically the practice of taking sexual energy and tension and investing it into other daily aspects of life) I get where he’s coming from and I respect his practice but I wouldn’t be setting myself up like that. Especially with a person who clearly doesn’t understand or respect those boundaries.
If she acts like that with the cameras... imagine if they were alone 😂
I think that celibacy is just a a trick to make him more desired by a woman thinking he's not a hoe. Because it would take a pretty strong minded, self disciplined person to do that kind of thing and just stick by it and that kind of stuff has a meaning to it and then for it to just be like oh she woke something up inside of me that wouldn't matter. You would stick to your your truth and goals and whatever.
I think he only tells that to women he doesn't want to sleep with.
Right
@@ngoddess9684 😂😅
@@kcnicky2242 haha, true!
@@ngoddess9684 Yeah probably lol.
Darcy was just so cringe and awkward. I think the guy made that up about him being celibate because he was turned off by her desperation.
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That dude literally gritting his teeth through this date. I’m sure it’s not to be on television at all…….
Stacey and Darcy look absolutely crazy. When they show how she used to look. I can't look. It's like second hand embarrassment. Then there are times between her sister and daughters are things she shouldn't be showning her sister and definitely her daughters. They act like they are new to this planet.
“What the fuck is going on!?” That is me all the time. ☠️😂
He better double wrap. She has been around the corner a few times
Now I’m traumatized!
From laughing, so damn hard!😂😂😂😂😂
He is someone who wants to be on TV and this is his schtick.
Your literally so funny 😂.. I don’t care about the show your commentary is everything 😂!!
Eyes up here, 👉👁👁👈, Darcy!
Some Irish guy came into my job with some hoochie daddy shorts on, and he almost poked my eye out when I looked up. So I understand darcey because some dudes do that on purpose and they know it. He knew what he was doing
I'm just waiting for Darcy to end up on the next season of MILF Manor.
Actually!
Her daughters need to keep their boyfriends away, for real.
@@clairefisher3132 lol
If hes actually celibate then hes probably one of those weird men who think being celibate clears their mind etc etc.
It does
He is 2 monts celibate... to less to tell.
All scripted. He’s an actor.
Getting away from sex and love addiction actually clears the mind.
@@kittychandani2344 lol
1:09 that’s a flex. The tag on the shoe. It’s jus what the kids do
keyword "kids" 😂
Seriously Layze, why do you not have way more subscribers? Are you just being selective? Does this mean I’m a VIP 😱 😂❤
Also your impersonation of Darcey was on point!! Love the laughs!!!
Im a girl but i practice abstinence 😅
I love your humor! Your skits make me laugh so much ^^
Omg single handedly out here curing my depression and so many others one video at a time🤣🤣!!I love that ,that guy got to go on a date with this version of Darcy’s faccceeeee ,it’s a face alright!
Yassssss king! I needed a bit of you today 😂
I feel like darcey just needs to know what shes looking for. Being sexual on the first date isnt a huge problem, i met my bf that way lmfao but it definitely can lead you to getting men that only care for your body and money(since darcy aint broke). Darcey dating younger men also highers that chance.
Yea I think that's what the dating coach meant when she said her outfits can give the wrong impression.
That only works if both parties have low to no standards.
Well, one can be used for sex even if they wait 2 months tho.
@@RealityxFairytale That's an outlier. it can happen but isn't really common.
@@suitdoggy4707 you'd be suprised how common it is actually.
Omg, you are so funny! And yes, I am one of those middle age women that doesn’t have a life due to being sick for a while and the only thrill I get is watching your videos! I have told so many of my family members about you and they feel the same way. You need to do stand up lol
I'm with you *high five*
Darcy and Stacy are always saying they are snatched and tight, the only thing tight are their clothes!!! They both have roles that you see with all the holes and half clothes.
Rolls* don't shame them when you can't spell😂😂
@@sabir1208 true didn’t get the right spelling but when you put your whole life out there and you make sure that most of what you do revolves around looks then you are going to be told how you look. Do you think all the replies about the lips and fake boobs, big butt etc are positive?? Take a look they have “rolls” of fat so before they say they are snatched and tight there shouldn’t be any fat rolls. All the replies are body shaming by today’s victim society.
@Dana Sandoval I'm actually not disagreeing with any of your points so far tbh. They are very delusional and too old to be consumed with this kind of stuff. But we do have a youth obsessed culture in America, so I have a small amount of empathy for them solely for that reason.
@@sabir1208 I feel for their kids and hope the girls don’t follow in Darcy’s footsteps. As Darcy and Stacy age it isn’t going to be pretty, surgery can only do so much and if you look close their faces already are very lumpy in places from too much filler. It’s not normal for women their age to dress and act like they do, I know it’s only a show but with them I think it’s pretty true. No self respecting man wants to deal with that or finds all the plastic work something they want forever, except men like Florian and Georgi that have no problem living off of a crazy, even they cheated and given the chance Florian will again.
Layze, you were SO funny in this video! Thank you for making me laugh! 😂
Desperate darcey 🤤
I randomly clicked on one of your videos yesterday and now I can’t stop watching. You are hysterical and unique, love your content.
Imagine being a dude and taking off Darcys clothes and seeing all the scars and weird surgery lines
Her money distracts then men she dates
Ikr
@@kuroichan101 where did they get the money though? Their parents must have been rich. They aren’t smart enough to get rich on their own
“Im celibate” it’s been ten weeks my guys 💀
@@jesihutxh4566 😅😅😅
4:12 this part got me 😂😂
What a way to start Easter 🐣 but with a Video from Layze! Thank You. Happy Easter 🐰🐣
Hey Layze!!! I love how you say exactly what I’m thinking!!🤣🙌🏼
Layze you rock! Love your fun personality! Take care!!!!😊
She actually thinks every man she meets n says "hello" is automatically interested in her. There really are men out there that can b polite n just greet females!
Literally me too.😭😭😭
I think she woke-up fear of puppets in him.
Visiting your channel for the first time today and find you killer funny ... Lost my " shet " when you reinacted Darcy and the straw ... Big thanks from New York 💛
“That celibacy didn’t last long!” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 your commentary has my crying.. i legit cant stop laughing watching your reactions
New subscriber here! I am sooooo glad you were recommended to me! I will binge on your channel tonight! Because I have no life…..😅lol
Chills ????? Darcy I think your going into menopause
6:15 *I CANT STOP CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER* 😂😂
Not a price tag on her shoe. It's a key, either to her car, or a locker. She is not carrying a purse, so she must have locked up her stuff.
You have me crying laughing in chickflet 😂☠️
When he said “ two and a half months” I was expecting a number of years, but no, two and a half months 😂😂
Then he said “ then I release “ I presume he was referring to doing his “release” on his own ?
Watching your tongue chase the straw made me laugh really hard!!! Haaaa
It's 3am and you have me cracking up!! 😂😂😂 You are so funny. Subscribed.
I am finally on time for a video. Been watching all your older ones. Love you humor ❤😂
Ditto.... My ass is always late 🙃 Thank you once again for a kickass laugh
ive been watching ur vids on repeat, ur vids never fail to make me laugh😭🤝🏻
She is so ridiculous! What a way to make a fool of herself. Why is she surprised when men walk all over her?
Talking to darcey is like talking to a spoon
You are hilarious 😂 This just improved my mood 10 fold 😂🤣
NO WAYYYYYYY...lollll
At least let us watch 😂 you kill me
I will sub to you, because you made me smile. I have not smiled for a while!
This guy is a walking red flag, they’re perfect for each other!
I think she wouldve preferred him practicing gayism at that point lol
Crazy how she acts younger than him, but really im not shocked anymore
Did she tell him she would be thinking of his sack? Wtf I really hope I heard that wrong!
The blonde wig hits just right😂
I have not had a belly laugh like this in forever. Gosh you made me giggle. Absolutely brilliant content. 😂🤣
7:53 it’s not that it was huge. She did that to let him know she wanted it
Hello Layze!!!….
How has your mental health been treating you?? && thank you for posting these videos that always making me laugh, and help me get through MY OWN mental health.
🤷🏽♀️💜
It’s about time! I have been dying for you to get to this mess! 😂
Layze, if you haven't felt the chills when you've met someone or hugged them for the first time then you haven't truly experienced biological compatibility because she's actually not lying about that haha
Okay, but she says this about every hot guy she encounters….
Laze, you've made this clip the most entertaining ever
You made laugh so hard 😂 I let out a sound I havent heard before. Darcy, spell C.E.L.I.B.A.C.Y 😂😮 I feel like her creepiness made his 🍆 just say 'no, no, no'.
Girl was going to eat him alive 😳
I'm a female and completely agree with the double standards thing. If a guy made a similar comment about a girl, people would lose their shit. 🙄
I would say with celebacy he is just trying to say that he obilviously has not had sex (with another person) for 2.5 months but MAINLY that he has not touch himself for 2.5 months and is therefore insanely ho*ny. This also explanes the easily attained boner from seeing Darcey doing some wierd squats wich I would say otherwise is not a natural reaction for most men 😅
It's all about the show and trying to get his modeling career going you are right she's how old gross I feel so sorry for her kids SHE'S A DARSASTER!!!
🤣🤣🤣can you lift it up a little bit 😂😂I wanna take a picture
They way layze put things right out there so truthful bear in mind, had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭☠
I was just gonna say, is it crab leg, hugging, a guy kind of nasty as a grown woman meeting a newer guy, that's kind of pushing boundaries, I mean...
U help so many people that are sad like me all the way from San Antonio ❤️
Layze looking like Giorgi 3.0
Jail.
@@Layze 😂😂
Thank you Layze for posting these hilarious videos when my cat passed away I always watched ur vids to comfort me :)
"Is the bulge that big??"
My mom walked in just before 😂
She doesn't speak English lol
I am scared by the title
thats the least scary thing about this video...
@@Layze I’m even more scared..
Correction: That was scary
Omg you are so funny. Keep up the great work. Wow love the hair.
What happened with Darcy and Georgie? Thought they were getting back together after their hook ups and run ins? Seems Darcy thinks no man can resist her since she's had lots of plastic surgery She cannot compete with a 30 year old that never had plastic surgery
She feels a strong connection with his junk.
Any connection with the rest of him, is secondary.
😂
I recently found your channel and I have to say I haven't laughed this much in years. You remind me of my family. 😂😂😂😂