I wanna start playing this game since I've been getting into Pokémon recently but I don't have a computer.. And I'm scared of the toxicity in that game.
It's not the people with Legendary teams you should fear. It's the guy that shows up with a team that looks he threw darts at a pokedex to select them.
That move was a flex for sure. I actually was kinda wishing the Steelix had more bs things to do so that poor Zacian can struggle itself to death. False Swipe. You needed to false swipe him until he conceeds in humiliation or struggles like a magicarp.
Tbf, i trashtalk a lot of these temp-style teams but i do w i n lol. I trashtalk them mainly because its literally became some troll meta where u go 1k to1.5k in 10 min, which im sad about. I want to 0hko legendaries with water spout kyogre, not some jumpluff, u cannot properly test teams basically, unless u put in the effort to grind a lót of games
"Where's your gg at now?" Dude your down 2 to 4 after that kill and you've not even seen his strategy yet. A team of legendaries might seem powerful but high stats and type advantage aren't enough to win matches anymore. You're entire team has to focused around a similar goal.
@@grapesoda7075 old 90s-00s mindset dude. Someone smarter than you = probably has no life = very unpopular and uncool and unsociable That's how the status quo is back then. Hell, I'd be surprised if the notion is the still same in schools now. I wouldn't know tho, I graduated in 2015.. who knows how much it's changed
I love how they just kept letting you bait them into spamming Close Combat and getting Intimidated over and over because the mind of a legendary spammer sums up to "I HAVE BIG POKEMON, BIG POKEMON USE BIG MOVE"
As someone who never played competitive, I'll say that Big Pokemon Use Big Move is what works best in single player. Seems these guys never considered that people are smarter than a video game.
I honestly had no idea you could even do that. I mean there's obviously spectator mode in other games, but in none of them can both parties see the chat of one player and the spectator. So weird tbh, can harbor some quite toxic experiences as shown in this video.
Absolutely love how they went full circle from “you’re so terrible git gud” to “lol you’re a fat nerd who plays this game 24/7 that’s why you’re better than us”
I love those kids as they don't understand a popular strategy of mine, and also the Final was perfect. Kids don't understand that many Pokémon that aren't legendary have purposes.
Who would win? A shadow beast from Alola who has a really broken signature move that counters set-up mons and steal their stat changes, the literal god of the sea that has a Primal Reversion that has an ability that is literally a never-ending storm, the god of the sun who got fused by a black-crystal floating monstrocity to become literally better, a drive-storing machine that was made to be a Pokémon or a happy feet fan
I love how they talk about you being so bad and then completely switch to saying that you’re so good that you have no life, like they have to insult you no matter what
Took me 2 minutes to realize they were stacking incineroar's intimidate and not just randomly switching him in and out. Beyond that I was just completely lost 😅. It goes to show that if you take the time to learn the actual mechanics of this game it can really go far beyond a Pokemon type matchup battle.
Not much more to be said about it. He got memed on, humiliated, and though he acted tough in the end, he proved he was a little bitch with a lot of words and no skill to back it up
This is why you don't screw around when an opponent uses Belly Drum. Even more so if you discover that it has Reversal. That wrecked me multiple times in Pokemon Stadium 2. Blasted Prime Cup.
That Eiscue strat is rather op, considering that if you directly and successfully deal one physical strike on it, you basically dead, right? If you smash that ice block on its head, it gains a lot more speed, which is good for a sweeper. Tell me if I am wrong, please, I am not smart in the ways of Eiscue.
"your team is trash" so that means if he wins it took no skill but if he loses his team is even more trash? People really need to think out their insults.
They believe that using the same insult over and over again will make it stronger like a move like flame charge and fire dance but it’s really just an overdrive without the high base power.
If you lose against them you're a noob that should uninstall. If you beat them you're a fat person and a no lifer. The duality of 13 year old keyboardwarriors.
Tha King dude also got like 2 or 3 crits during his Crunch fest, then complained he never got a single crit but Hoaxas gets one on first attack he does lol
I love how they come across someone who actually knows about move sets and abilitys and are like "you need more legendarys" and then get owned by a steelix with leftovers lol
You should see the video where these sad little kids got wrecked by a level one nose pass with a focus sash and pain split it was hilarious and they had a team of legendaries and still lost 😂😂😂😂😂
Temp actually got extremely lucky in the first match. Not only did the guy misclick by using whirlwind instead of aeroblast, but he also had a Giratina with awfully low speed. Giratina’s base speed is higher than Eiscue’s ice face form, so that means temp maximized his Eiscue’s speed while Giratina was probably around its minimum base speed.
@tejedestinos-petonboostead6733 these 10 year old kids don't know what EVS are. I figured it out when I was looking up a few good videos and was always wondering. Why is a mon that is clearly slower base Stat so fast? Lmao
"We're obviously gods at the game, totally gonna crush you." "You're winning? Must mean you've got no life and are putting way too much time into this game." Ah, the duality of man, showcased at it's finest. A setting where people who have a stick so far up their arse tend to believe that you must be helplessly addicted to a game in order to best them at it.
yes, you did such a good job of encapsulating this awful yet laughable mentality. I see it everywhere, and it's so sad that people can't respect a better player when they see one.
@@zekerdeath that reminds me of world of tanks where I got hate mail calling me a pussy for not being in the front lines when I was a artillery that destroyed his heavy tank that was in the front lines he was trying to hide behind a building from my artillery for cover which worked but I aimed at the small part of his tank that was popping out of cover from said building and blew his tank up is when he sent me hate mail. The stupid thing I think about his comment was me not going in the front lines. 1 I'm an artillery their MENT for supporting fire from a long distance. 2 every artillery has so low health and Defense it's common knowledge that they would always get 1 or 2 shot that was a given. Light tanks possibly need 3 to maybe 5 but everything else 1 or 2 shots guaranteed.
the way these dudes talked was so fucking funny "he's trying to meme you bro dont let it happen" "fuck him up" "i got it" they sound they're the actual "team rocket grunts"
Lmao the first fight was too funny I love how much of a genuine fight it was, and the fact that you managed to compensate for against all those legendaries.
I want to hug that Steelix. It's a champ for getting the last shot at the trainer who called it a 'bad Pokemon'. 😭 There are no bad Pokemon, just bad trainers who don't appreciate them.
Haha gotta love that salt level. Calling him the nolifer even though they get all salty and angry over a video game 😆 will they ever realize how stupid that looked??? Doubt it...
I've always said that when someone pulls up with a pokemon like (in this case) Eiscue or Pyukumuku that are specifically designed around gimmicks or lopsided stats, you know that they're absolutely on top of their game and are going to absolutely ruin you with those gimmicks. They did their homework and you better pray that you did yours.
I always get fuckin terrified when i see a team with 4 or less mons, especially when they have shedinja in the bunch cause i fucking know there gonna do some shit with him.
@@harvstt I know this is meant to be a joke, but I’m completely missing the point of what the joke is actually meant to be. Enlighten me if you could haha
Y’know I absolutely hate people like those guys. They’re always so quick to judge like they’re the coolest people in the world, but when people shit-talk like that they’re usually projecting so they feel better about themselves.
That has got to be the same person on two accounts. Same writing style and going with absolutely everything that's said with the exact train of thought. This has got to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
@@chatboulon743 his point is that people say it today, and not people that say like “fella” or some shit. But tbh the way he used “bro” just made it more hilarious
Imagine having an ego so fragile that you trash talk someone non-stop during a game and then when you lose you start rationalizing it with mental gymnastics and threatening your opponent. Oh wait...
the music timing in the third battle tho 😳
I wanna start playing this game since I've been getting into Pokémon recently but I don't have a computer.. And I'm scared of the toxicity in that game.
@ZIKEI BRADLEY easy for u to say, I'm bad at strategy lol
Doh
I missed
Wow they Made a clown out of themselves and kept going like they had something, pathetic
temp your vids are blowing up lately, last time I saw a vid was like at 1K views or such
It's not the people with Legendary teams you should fear. It's the guy that shows up with a team that looks he threw darts at a pokedex to select them.
SERIOUSLY 🤣
True
What would you think about a team of a dunsparce, skarmory, marshtomp, gastly, Infernape, and leafeon.
I should try that
@@Gamelover882 dunsparce alone is terrifying
“Kid, we aren’t letting that happen”
Actual video game enemy dialogue.
Yea life copied video game dialogue
That's what makes it so funny for me. Imagine a more mature parody of pokemon set in our world.
I laugh so hard
NPC moment
PFFFF-
I just love the fact that there were two of them supporting each other like Team Rocket members 🤣
more like Team Skull
@@hirotashi5950
More like Team Numbskull
@@bhull242 Team Skull are trying their best :(
most likely just 1 guy trying to pretend he has a friend
@@LloydTavner or it's just brothers
Eiscue steamrolling half his team in the last one is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
The sad music makes it funnier
Like how did they not register it the first time and finish off Eiscue? Instead hoaxas gets a free sweep, lol
LMAO
i LITERALLY fell out of my chair I was laughing so much. My wife came and checked on me cause she had no idea why i was wheezing like a tea kettle
“His team is so bad the game is already over”
When I see a seemingly bad team I think “oh no they’re up to something.”
Big facts learned that a young age 🤣
yep
Unless it has a pikachu, charizard (normal), or both in the same team..
Same
Fr 😭 any good player knows if you see a team of random PU mons, you're probably gonna get hit with a 999 IQ play
"remember this bad pokemon?"
*top 10 pictures taken seconds before disaster*
That was such a perfectly fitting ending!
Peeps getting reckt'd
That move was a flex for sure. I actually was kinda wishing the Steelix had more bs things to do so that poor Zacian can struggle itself to death. False Swipe. You needed to false swipe him until he conceeds in humiliation or struggles like a magicarp.
@@darreldorigatti862 i was literally waiting for him to use rest just to see how those 2 would react LOL
Lmao, he didn't have to hit him with the +6 earthquake😭😭😭
I can only imagine that this kid is the same person on both accounts just typing back and forth to himself lmao
I hope not... That would be even sadder
@@gabrielhoelzle8476 but the bottom of the ladder is filled with sad individuals so i wouldnt be surprised
Tbf, i trashtalk a lot of these temp-style teams but i do w i n lol. I trashtalk them mainly because its literally became some troll meta where u go 1k to1.5k in 10 min, which im sad about. I want to 0hko legendaries with water spout kyogre, not some jumpluff, u cannot properly test teams basically, unless u put in the effort to grind a lót of games
I wouldn't doubt it lmao
@@HailieSelassII020 at least u win lola
The 'bro im sorry' as he's apologizing to his friend for getting him into this situation made me shed tears 💀
He’s trying to fix their homosexual relationship :P
@@Alex1234_hehe ok
I like to think that these 2 are just actually 1 guy giving himself pep talk to make him feel better.
just going back and forth with himself to ensure the vibe.
that would be really sad,_,
@@apatheticheart4750 it's already sad
How depressing, if it were true?
I’d like to think that these are two of the realist friends even if they’re toxic their friendship is so genuine
“Play with the same team”
*proceeds to wipe half of his team with an Eiscue*
Don’t sleep on eiscue, t-tar already proved that 😤
"Where's your gg at now?" Dude your down 2 to 4 after that kill and you've not even seen his strategy yet. A team of legendaries might seem powerful but high stats and type advantage aren't enough to win matches anymore. You're entire team has to focused around a similar goal.
Eiscue vs Legendary pokemon.
Tiny little Eiscue went god mode
@@RexxLifeJah i use eiscue on my older brother alot. His ice face plus hail combo puts a stop to his priority scizor lol
They fucked around and found out
Using “nerd” as an insult like they aren’t both playing Pokémon lmao
Truer right here
And they are playing the obscure pokemon at that
Using nerd as an insult never made sense you’re literally making fun of someone for being smarter than you
@@grapesoda7075 old 90s-00s mindset dude. Someone smarter than you = probably has no life = very unpopular and uncool and unsociable
That's how the status quo is back then. Hell, I'd be surprised if the notion is the still same in schools now. I wouldn't know tho, I graduated in 2015.. who knows how much it's changed
Yep pokemon is about strategy
I love how they just kept letting you bait them into spamming Close Combat and getting Intimidated over and over because the mind of a legendary spammer sums up to
"I HAVE BIG POKEMON, BIG POKEMON USE BIG MOVE"
As someone who never played competitive, I'll say that Big Pokemon Use Big Move is what works best in single player.
Seems these guys never considered that people are smarter than a video game.
I also use legendaries alot but I never ever use stuff that nerfs my pokemon as well
That’s how I play pokemon
@@themathsphobia5876close combat is one of my favourite moves tbh
@@themathsphobia5876 to be fair, close combat is an amazing move, you just need to not be reckless and greedy when using it
"he's got no life" says the dude who brought a cheerleader to a showdown match.
Lmaoooo
I honestly had no idea you could even do that. I mean there's obviously spectator mode in other games, but in none of them can both parties see the chat of one player and the spectator. So weird tbh, can harbor some quite toxic experiences as shown in this video.
@@yngfljm2277 some online arcade pvp games still enable it, so spectator can drop their shits to deduct players morale
Its literally Gary from the og pokemon show.
That Cheerleader got clapped too.
"bro you are so good at the game"
"own this fraud"
holy shit just get married already the sexual tension is too much
fr I was like "get a room jeez"
Huge bromance going on here
call them
tell them
to start a new band and call them
The Homie-Sexuals
Imagine they're brothers
@@koka_pepsi prolly are
Absolutely love how they went full circle from “you’re so terrible git gud” to “lol you’re a fat nerd who plays this game 24/7 that’s why you’re better than us”
It's how they survive
Snorting intoxicating amounts of copium
"Weighs like a snorlax"
it's all they can do in life.
@@zel9061 holy shit that is one of the only good "cope" things i've seen
"play me again using same team"
**changes his own team to counter yours**
**still somehow loses**
he doesn't try to counter it. he just brings different legendaries hoping that would make a difference.
Even more stupid@@coyolord8031
"Remember this bad Pokemon?" Most 'climax of character arc' line ever shit gave me chills LOL
Oh and you know full well he maxed out the defense using curse even when it wasn’t necessary just to rub salt into the wound 😂
Prolly didnt give no chills but ok
My man just reduced the guys to early-game silver
Right? He kept rising his pokemon's attack and def in anticipation to the final blow.. damn
Clip: 9:53
These two make jessie and james look like geniuses
ikr
Fax
true
Fax
always were
"I'm sorry bro"
"It's okay"
At least the bromance is still going strong
Is it a bromance if he's talking to his hand?
@@lugo8824 hahaha
Seems the bromance is on the Express to loserville.
@@B_MASTER645 *choo choo* all board the loser train, who wants to join Tha king 1 and 2?
Their pride is gone, but their love goes on...
the fact they compared you to the weight of a snorlax and called you a pokemon nerd is crazy 💀💀
Literally pokemon grunts omg
@@kaocat9547 trueee
@@kaocat9547 they are straight up team rocket grunts saying the goofiest shit lmao
@Mohamed Ibrahim still weighs less than you 😂
@@quantumpassport3573 Team Rocket would never stoop to this level
I started dying laughing when the Steelix was literally outhealing this man with leftovers LMFAO
-5% hp
later..
+6% hp from leftovers
*BAHAHAH*
Same 😂😂😂
"my wounds heal faster than you can make them!"
It's hard to laugh with the music in the background...
+6 200 base defense (resisted hit) be like
anyone named “tha king” is most definitely the irl equivalent of a team grunt
Tha king #2... Literally, dude, NPC much?
people with those usernames in game usually own op stuff but have absolutely no skill lmao
Fr now, ppl like that are just the Trash if the Gaming Community😂
was thinking the same...even their shit talking reminded me of team skull
pretty much
"Get some legendaries on your team" - Guy who loses with legendaries on his team
And who needs legendaries to not lose every game...just most of them kek.
I love those kids as they don't understand a popular strategy of mine, and also the Final was perfect. Kids don't understand that many Pokémon that aren't legendary have purposes.
i have question what is difference between mythical and legendary pokemon???
@@Faisquinha Mythical Pokémon are the event exclusives (like Mew, Deoxys and Arceus) IIRC
@@WonkyTonkBottyoh thx bro
Can we just appreciate the verbal abuse temp6t goes though to make these videos
Yes
yes, temp goes through a lot
verbal abuse? from strangers? behind a pc? in a pokemon game?
dude wtf r u talking about? hahahaha
@@TONGA09shut up, would you like getting cyber bullied for hours on end to be your job?
I think he enjoys it lol
Just seeing a penguin with an ice cube on his head wrecking the crap out of two gods is hilarious to me.
Local penguin fucks up time and space because 2 salty goons tried to fight it with god
@@BuhBaBiBeBo indeed
Ye I wonder how I have never heard of that pokemon lol
Probably an Adele penguin, they will fuck up anybody
Who would win?
A shadow beast from Alola who has a really broken signature move that counters set-up mons and steal their stat changes, the literal god of the sea that has a Primal Reversion that has an ability that is literally a never-ending storm, the god of the sun who got fused by a black-crystal floating monstrocity to become literally better, a drive-storing machine that was made to be a Pokémon
or a
happy feet fan
These guys should be the gen 9 rivals they literally are perfect and are comedic geniuses lol
Well now you are just asking to make the Pokémon games too easy
@@bluewolfprince4308 hit them right where it hurts
Nah, I feel like they would just be some of the first trainers you fight in the game. Since those are easy encounters
Hop would be far more menacing that them.
They would be a pair of random trainers dressed like clowns.
the THA KING 2 guy was the definition of the "yeah what he said" trope bro I could never imagine being such a player 2
LMAO
Tha king and his yes men
100% just the same guy
Well.....
Umm. I just don't read what I said the comment 😅
Those two are literally the perfect embodyments of a Big Dog and a Me Too from Flame Warriors.
"Me and my bro would destroy you"
*Loses three times*
Lol fr
"Imagine if you got that ancient power boost bro."
Imagine if you were good.
"3 ancient powers and I didn't get the boost" bruh it's a 10% chance, not 30 or something
@@vdd1001 He acts like its astronomical odds that he missed 3 in a row when it’s about the same as dodging an ohko move
imagine relying on ancient power boost
@@davidgreen1236 nervously looks at radical red save file on an emulator with rewind feature*
Imagine not having your BRO with you to hold your hand while you get wrecked viciously.
These two kings got a whole ass character arc though
hope their bromance lasts forever
If they're both kings, then this is the French Revolution.
@@mattdominick1679 what a raw fucking line holy shit hahaha
@@mattdominick1679 have a shovel and dig their grave, jesus
@@mattdominick1679 damn, at least let them have their meal before executing them like that.
Theyre made for each other
I love how they talk about you being so bad and then completely switch to saying that you’re so good that you have no life, like they have to insult you no matter what
Kinda ironic
Why do people have to behave like this just accept that you lost
@@seventhspud Do you know what a kid is?
Sadly that's how some people are if they beat you you're trash you beat them you're a no life it's just a lose lose
It's called ego
Took me 2 minutes to realize they were stacking incineroar's intimidate and not just randomly switching him in and out. Beyond that I was just completely lost 😅. It goes to show that if you take the time to learn the actual mechanics of this game it can really go far beyond a Pokemon type matchup battle.
The moment Eiscue one hit KO'd almost every legendary was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life :_)
The explosions made it so funny
@@Jessopiun Indeed
i mean like if it one shotted solgaleo thats conserning.... though if i had to guess investments its probs max attack and speed with rest in hp
Now imagine the same strategy but with dinamax Eiscue, I use it and it's god tier, Eiscue best pokemon
One hitted? You mean one shot?
"Get some legendaries"
Just like how antagonists think
That is every Pokémon evil team leaders plan ever
Pretty sure they are team rocket.
@@TheGachaDilby team skull: are you sure about that
They are the Seto Kaiba and his younger brother of Pokemon 😂
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
“He’s trying to meme you bro don’t let it happen”
*1 million views later*
500 likes and no reply’s??
@@randomdude9881 nothing to add to a perfect comment
Not much more to be said about it. He got memed on, humiliated, and though he acted tough in the end, he proved he was a little bitch with a lot of words and no skill to back it up
"He's trying to meme you bro"
*bro used ap charizard, expected to get a 10% chance omni boost on 3 attempts and got mad when it didn't happen*
Underrated comment
"Use that same team"
Dude litterally knew what to prepare for and still lost lmao
The eiscue just one shotting his legendary pokémon is the funniest shit ever
💯💯💯💯
So true😂😂
The explosive animation was the cherry on top 😂😂
This is why you don't screw around when an opponent uses Belly Drum. Even more so if you discover that it has Reversal. That wrecked me multiple times in Pokemon Stadium 2. Blasted Prime Cup.
That Eiscue strat is rather op, considering that if you directly and successfully deal one physical strike on it, you basically dead, right? If you smash that ice block on its head, it gains a lot more speed, which is good for a sweeper. Tell me if I am wrong, please, I am not smart in the ways of Eiscue.
They talk like they're minor Yu-Gi-Oh villains
I loved it when they said the n word in Yu-Gi-Oh
They're the egotistical grunts who have to go and report their defeat back to the next season's big bad lmao
Yea lol
Also SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON
Lumis and Umbra, but when they were 12.
"your team is trash" so that means if he wins it took no skill but if he loses his team is even more trash? People really need to think out their insults.
Well the problem is they can't think
They believe that using the same insult over and over again will make it stronger like a move like flame charge and fire dance but it’s really just an overdrive without the high base power.
@@infinityheart_tm9270 the have metronome on their insults
@@sebastiansantana2447 good one, although they’re probably just using overdrive or leafstorm as I said before. Either that or focus miss.
They thought they’d win with an ancient power boosted Charizard and were confident in that assertion. They would not have.
i love how every time someone loses a game they call the other person a ‘no life’ or a ‘fat person’ when in reality they can be very different
If you lose against them you're a noob that should uninstall.
If you beat them you're a fat person and a no lifer.
The duality of 13 year old keyboardwarriors.
Yes they can be depressiv too
They're probably the exact same thing that they're trying to mock
"Strong Pokémon, weak Pokémon, that is only the selfish perception, truly skilled trainers win with their favourites" Karen of the Elite Four
I mean anyone can win with a shitty team if they playing against someone that’s garbage.
@@newjumpcityjosh9333 Pfffft keep your high level strategy and nuance out of here
@@fakeemojace4196 🤣🤣🤣
Karen when she loses- let me see your professor I need a discount
You know I do remember her saying something to that effect :c
"He is just really lucky"
*Proceeds to let Eiseceu get 4x Attack boost*
Tha King dude also got like 2 or 3 crits during his Crunch fest, then complained he never got a single crit but Hoaxas gets one on first attack he does lol
I guess these fools just think legendaries are unstoppable or something
because the pokemon are legendary dose not mean they can’t lose to normal pokemon
Thanks for the galaxy brain comment
I am main Kha'zix
The way these guys speak is unreal. It's like battling grunts from one of the enemy teams in the games.
Except they're racist
No they're worse it's why people hates the Pokemon community. They sound like fans of TyranitarTube and Verlisify
Let’s give credit to the grunts, they wouldn’t talk like this
@@AdmiralColdhead the grunts at least have jobs unlike those basement dwelling manchildren
@@greenslimeswag To be fair we dont know what race they are. We just know they suck at pokemon.
Gotta love the absolute strategy here. And the way you said "right here sadly" is absolutely a power move
“Where’s your gg at now?” Camera then slowly presume to pan over to the 4 legendaries taken down by one penguin boi
🤣🤣🤣
This comment Is gold pure
To be fair penguin boi is op with belly drum😂 I loved it the second I tried it out after breeding me a shiny comp one.
Penguin boi?
Ah nvm, thought you were talking about Darmanitan, didnt finish the video xd
Imagine being able to pick any name you want and self identifying as someone's #2
BETA ENERGY
It's almost like this vid is clearly just one guy on three accounts LMAOOOOOOOO.
@@RetroTaylor94 not even beta, omega male energy.
I cannot lose to someone who strives only to be second -Akira Hayama
@@ilovebeingheldbywomen64 submissive and breedable
I love how they come across someone who actually knows about move sets and abilitys and are like "you need more legendarys" and then get owned by a steelix with leftovers lol
You should see the video where these sad little kids got wrecked by a level one nose pass with a focus sash and pain split it was hilarious and they had a team of legendaries and still lost 😂😂😂😂😂
@@originarts2039 where lol i have to see this 😭
It was sturdy that kept it hanging on so long
@@jaycestaszak7577 any multi hit move would have ended the nosepass easily, thats why a team of full.legendaries doesnt mean a free win
Even better: an Isecue with reversal
That has got to be one guy using two accounts as an intimidation tactic.
Yeah, he's definitely roleplaying that he has actual friends.
"He's trying to meme you bro, don't let it happen"
"I got it"
Yeah about that...
Wassup
Hello
dude i keep fucking seeing your comments wtf
at that point he was already memed
Hold up you like Pokémon?
“There are no bad teams, only bad trainers.”
-Sun Tsu
Hey get youre facts right. That wasnt Sun Tsu who said that....
It was Gandhi...
Exactly, one of the dumbest things you could ever say is "Oh well good trainers use good pokemon."
So insulting to decent trainers everywhere
@@merfyn4838 nonono, it was True Green
@@merfyn4838 nah dude, it's master wu
@@bluegeezez2234 SENSEI WU
Imagine being basically the god of the sea and dying to a penguin that didn’t even fully have a face
Imagine being the God of the Skies and you lost to a sea cucumber
@@JuanRamon-s7l wtf are you gonna do? Nothing. That's what you'll do
@@JuanRamon-s7l 👶
@@JuanRamon-s7l filipino
@@KevinTkt14 im 2 weeks late but wth did this guy say? He deleted his comment lol
Temp actually got extremely lucky in the first match. Not only did the guy misclick by using whirlwind instead of aeroblast, but he also had a Giratina with awfully low speed. Giratina’s base speed is higher than Eiscue’s ice face form, so that means temp maximized his Eiscue’s speed while Giratina was probably around its minimum base speed.
Also is not luck if the other guy used the smogon giratina set witch 0 evs on speed thats a mistake of his opponent
doesn't gira run bulky tho lol
This is assuming he’s telling the truth when he says he misclicked, which is unlikely lol.
^this, the misclick won him the first match, but the other 2 games were a brutal beatdown.
@tejedestinos-petonboostead6733 these 10 year old kids don't know what EVS are. I figured it out when I was looking up a few good videos and was always wondering. Why is a mon that is clearly slower base Stat so fast? Lmao
I used to think those movie small-time villains who attack the hero stupidly while overestimating their strength never existed. Now I know I'm wrong.
the two guys playing are just the villains from CalebCity's protagonist getting power scaled skit
@@extremistgarchomp4950 True
Happy to see I wasn’t the only one receiving this vibe from them
This comment needs more attention lmao 👌
Marines in one piece be like
This is why you shouldnt be toxic, they just embarrassed themselves infront for 4+ million ppl
But don't forget to USE Toxic. It's a good move.
Ehem it's 3.8 M now
They probably embarrass themselves daily
ehem 3.9
@@saknprofilfotomabakma7387 bro it’s 1am go to bed
“A man who relies only on legends is not one himself”
- Sun Tzu (probably)
Wise words from sun tzu
Sun Tzu said that!
@@ruff_crane and I would say he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, pal, because he invented it!
@@dannymcgroovell4993 And then he PERFECTED it. So that no man could best him in the ring of honor.
"Stop captioning me on random shit"
-Sun Tzu
Imagine naming yourselves "tha king 1" and "tha king 2"
Their so bad even people pointed out the names
He gets 3 pokemon wiped in a row, kills one and says "Where's your GG now?"
4
Not to mention it was by a penguin that was one-shotting legendaries
Funniest shit ever
@@montydoesgames a penguin that's ice was removed from its head XD
@@montydoesgames that's some Ash plot armor right there tbh.
"We're obviously gods at the game, totally gonna crush you."
"You're winning? Must mean you've got no life and are putting way too much time into this game."
Ah, the duality of man, showcased at it's finest. A setting where people who have a stick so far up their arse tend to believe that you must be helplessly addicted to a game in order to best them at it.
yes, you did such a good job of encapsulating this awful yet laughable mentality. I see it everywhere, and it's so sad that people can't respect a better player when they see one.
I would leave a like, but there are 69 likes
@@atomic3968 Ah, i see you aren't a man of culture
snorlax niga
@@zekerdeath that reminds me of world of tanks where I got hate mail calling me a pussy for not being in the front lines when I was a artillery that destroyed his heavy tank that was in the front lines he was trying to hide behind a building from my artillery for cover which worked but I aimed at the small part of his tank that was popping out of cover from said building and blew his tank up is when he sent me hate mail. The stupid thing I think about his comment was me not going in the front lines. 1 I'm an artillery their MENT for supporting fire from a long distance. 2 every artillery has so low health and Defense it's common knowledge that they would always get 1 or 2 shot that was a given. Light tanks possibly need 3 to maybe 5 but everything else 1 or 2 shots guaranteed.
the way these dudes talked was so fucking funny
"he's trying to meme you bro dont let it happen"
"fuck him up"
"i got it"
they sound they're the actual "team rocket grunts"
proceed to wipe his team with magikarp
Theyre just dollar store jessica and jamison
Like Team Skull lackies!
its kind of wholesome in that way how they support each other lmfao
@@cyruss6536 YES
Lmao the first fight was too funny I love how much of a genuine fight it was, and the fact that you managed to compensate for against all those legendaries.
First battle be like:
“Lmao look at his team!” His Dynamaxed Rayquaza faints to a pyukumuka
I mean, tbf I didn’t even know pyukumuku got unaware, i thought it could only have innards out before this video
@@Wuuuuuush bro it's still a pyukumuku against one of the best mons in the game
@@Wuuuuuush I didn’t even know pyukumuku was a Pokémon
@@logankneller To be fair you could give me a lvl100 hack client mewtwo and I'll still lose to a lvl 1 Magikarp
Noobs be noobs
@@ーテイル They don't have to be toxic and jerks though.
Imagine having the most rare and supposedly OP pokemon in the game, but still get beaten by everyday pokemon.
What Pokémon is that? I’m curious
@@coconutdoggy0944 Zacian I suppose, or every legendary pokemon they have
"I'm going to save the world with the power of friendship, and this luxray I found!"
Can't cure stupid with legendaries. I mean, look at ash
If you can beat a team of legendaries with regular pokemon,you know they are worthy to be pokemon master
I like them talking like actual anime characters at the end “I’m sorry bro” “it’s ok…”
I feel like they’re oblivion npc’s
its literally the anime "BURAZAH" trope and i am absolutely dumbfounded to know someone like that exists
Wish I had a friend that loyal
Same lol I don't normally support bullys but I did,enjoy their,commentary.
More like Disney movie bullies
I love how the 2nd guy says "hacks" as if the x4 atk earthquake wasn't gonna one shot the zamazenta anyway
Yeah, some things are just total forgone conclusions.
"He's probably fat and plays pokemon"
Says the dude who just lost playing pokemon
Your pfp is golden for this
Also not to mention having a team full of legendaries. Yeah who's the sweat now?
With a full team of legendaries lmao
people with full legendary teams suck
but if they make them all shiny i start to lose my cool
@@squidsquad7080 why?
I want to hug that Steelix. It's a champ for getting the last shot at the trainer who called it a 'bad Pokemon'. 😭
There are no bad Pokemon, just bad trainers who don't appreciate them.
Yup my favorite Pokémon is a dam wind chime and it two shot most of the elite four in bdsp
Well, Steelix kinda sucks, thought.
"Strong Pokemon, Weak Pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favourites..."
Yeah. And steelix was great back in its day. Tho its day was well before these two clowns were born lol
Metipod is pretty bad unless you use harden to get max DEF then turn it into max ATK and struggle
The two of them cheering each other on is actually the funniest thing ever to me for some reason
Eiscue!!!
The bromance of the century lol
i actually think they're part of team rocket.
Team Skull
The eiscue on Ur pfp makes it way better
When he said "Bro im sorry" with the sad ass music playing it reminded me of the lifeguard crying while holding spongebob. Those two were true homies
Someone: uses strategy instead of legendary spam
Salty kids: do i smell N O L I F E
“Oh you don’t have ledgendarys and actually think about how to win must be a no life” -dumbass child who spent days grinding for ledgendarys
all there is, is zacian BeHeMoTh BlAdE
He even said “get some legendaries on your team”
@@TheSirduckington yeah people who think of strategies don’t spend day trying to get the right strategy
@@thecomofthebc takes less time to find good strats than to grind for legendaries 24/7 *lol*
Thinks he's winning: God, you're so bad lol
Realizes he's losing: What a no-life lol
remember, it's only an impressive hobby if YOU'RE good at it!
@phobicpigeon "If I can't win, noone else should!"
@Cyric McWind why you gotta bring politics in Pokemon, bro? Jesus christ touch some fucking grass
It takes no-lifes to hate on others for their own flaws😂
The nervous lol is what gets me
I love how the first guy said like "Lucky" then the second challenged him and LOST TWICE. THEN JUST STARTED CRYING.
No more funny number
69 no longer funny.
Those tears are probably more salty than Dasani water
@@FireFoxie1345 cope
@@What_are_you_doing. probably more salty than the time the lid fall off the salt shaker AFTER THE MEAL WAS COOKED
I love how these kids are talking like hoodlums but they playing a damn competitive pokemon dueling game.
I mean pokemon is for kids and adults with tismo
Every single toxic opponent literally talks like an anime villain. This guy even brings his cohort with him
Then they say their ability and weaknesses and get super shocked when they lose
Its like a step away from "Yeah, you get em, boss!"
They also talk like grunts lol
"bro you're so good at this game"
"own this fraud"
oh my god the sexual tension is killing me
Honestly? Good for them.
I’m I glad I wasn’t the only one that was thinking that… oh what I life to be in love with the homie. 2 kings
They're apparently brothers, so...😐
Sweet home Alabama
dude. what the f$ck?
When they start seriously insulting you is when you know you've won.
It's a badge of honour to have your opponent say he's doing your mother.
Not even good insults tho, they’re the schoolyard kind
@@blueberrycrepes true lol
@@godslasthope6021 deadass schoolyard tier insults. Weakest shit imaginable
Haha gotta love that salt level. Calling him the nolifer even though they get all salty and angry over a video game 😆 will they ever realize how stupid that looked??? Doubt it...
I can't believe you ran into 2 team skull grunts on Showdown
'Cept they're worse because we don't get the god-tier poses and gestures that come with Team Skull, nor the music🤣🤣🤣
"There are no weak pokemons there are just weak trainers " - this man probably.
Compaired to dynamax rowlet everything is weak
@@jasonlav9753 lol
Becomes the 666th like *laughs in demon*
Absol: :)
@@quagsire1249 Even with a bad trainer absol can be good
I've always said that when someone pulls up with a pokemon like (in this case) Eiscue or Pyukumuku that are specifically designed around gimmicks or lopsided stats, you know that they're absolutely on top of their game and are going to absolutely ruin you with those gimmicks. They did their homework and you better pray that you did yours.
I always get fuckin terrified when i see a team with 4 or less mons, especially when they have shedinja in the bunch cause i fucking know there gonna do some shit with him.
@@itsjustdewieman I know right, it’s like you just they gonna do some insane stuff with like a pachirisu or a Pokémon like that
@@itsjustdewieman preach bro preach! I think “ah fuck am I even prepared for what’s about to happen?” 😅
@@Hunter-nh3yy sometimes the strat is obvious liek weakness policy coalossal but I just dont have the team to deal with this shit man
You guys are idiots for playing a kids game """competetively"""
“crap, we couldn’t beat him in a battle”
“uhh… let’s resort to bullying!”
“good idea”
If this line isnt on the next pokemon game, it's automatically homophobic
@@harvstt I know this is meant to be a joke, but I’m completely missing the point of what the joke is actually meant to be. Enlighten me if you could haha
Lol
@@xgormo9805 if the next pokemon game doesnt have this line its afraid of homes
I like the logic of “Haha ur so bad” and then you win then it becomes “Haha he has no life”
The second they lose, they immediately jump to murder 💀💀💀
They obviously never been in a life or death fight if they're that cocky
Polteageist : *at 1%
“Get his ass bro”
Polteageist : *calmly destroys a third of the enemy’s team
Polteageist: you thought it was a free kill, but it was me! Polteageist!
KONO POLTEAGEIST DA!
And had a smile on its face the whole time 👌🤣
Local news: *teakettle to angry to die*
Polteageist has Merlin's sugarpot's fuck you energy.
"Probably weighs like a Snorlax"
And they want to fight you? I ain't fighting nobody at Snorlax size. That's another L just waiting to happen.
Literally fax
I would've made a comeback on the kids and said you both weigh the same as a Cosmoem
Ayo Snorlax eats my shit up in game anyway, that body slam be stupid sometimes.
HAHAHHAHA
@@muffinkappa8582 cosmoem is actually heavier. Who would've guessed.
Calling someone with skill "lucky" is the truest sign of a sore loser.
Yeah
I'll agree, but critical hits and % chances do still require luck. That luck just doesn't take away from his knowledge and game plan.
Yep pokemon battling is mostly strategy and only a little bit of luck lol
@@josemite2708 Bro, he literally said that he'd have won if he got the 10% chance for Ancient Power boost. Who's really trying to be lucky here?
@@Dramatic_Gaming bro why are you talking to me? What you said doesn't change what I said or add to it.
Love the bromance between them... they're eventualy gonna find their "happy place"... keep searching guys!!!
I love the romance.
These guys have to be the funniest people alive, when he said "I'm sorry" and tha king 1 said "It's okay bro" I died.
Me too lolol
Dude that killed me
these are no kings just some pissy losers
Their romance is amazing, helping eachother wipe their tears and fight through hardship, what a cute couple.
They are either brothers or just one guy with same account
@@MorrisPXG r/wooosh
@@ThugShaker9 how is it a woosh?
@@hosayjosay the couple is obviously a joke my brotha
@@ThugShaker9 the person you whoooshed didnt miss any joke, just made a simple comment unrelated to the joke
If a man can’t bring out the full potential in his Pokémon, can even call himself a trainer?…
Imagine spamming legendary pokemon with no strategy in mind, in pokemon showdown.
Im pretty sure red would agree with your statement
@@marianauser5263 i see it happen too much...
@@marianauser5263 oh?
True, all pocket monsters have potentai, it is up to the trainer to unlock it.
And this is a wxceptional trainer
Those noobs with the legendary teams are the Pokemon equivalent to inflatable tube arms in Spongebob
"The team got worse this time."
*Sees Shuckle*
Dont fuckle with shuckle my man.
It has the potential to do the highest amount of damage in the game
Disclaimer: this is only true under very specific circumstances
Y’know I absolutely hate people like those guys. They’re always so quick to judge like they’re the coolest people in the world, but when people shit-talk like that they’re usually projecting so they feel better about themselves.
Fuckle with shackle hahahah
Fr that thing is a wall 🧱
Maaaan I see a Shuckle on a team and I get the immediate aggression to +2 with Zard X after it sets webs
I'd get tilted just with their constant bull in chat so I applaud you for putting up with it so well
Yo u looking forward to jojo part 6 adaptation?
@@gevitar04 hype as hell
Lol i gotta binge phantom blood, stardust crusaders, diamond is unbreakable and golden wind cuz i’ve barely watched anything lol
@EditorsDREAM to be fair its understandable that he got a little pissed at his opponent
It's a small price to pay for kicking both their asses, and one of them twice!
My favorite part was when they said
"Please be faster bro"
*Dies*
"Fucк"
😂
LOL
Bruh these kids think there all tough but in reality there still playing POKEMON (no hate)
Bruh I actually laughed so hard at that
4:33
After being on this channel for a while, it's oddly refreshing to see a legendary spammer that at least didn't take any duplicate legendaries
Bruh it's AG
That has got to be the same person on two accounts. Same writing style and going with absolutely everything that's said with the exact train of thought. This has got to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
90% of what they said was "bro".
They're stuck in the 80s. Lol
@@chatboulon743 you know people still say that with their friends right?
@@jimmyrivera1830 Yes, back in the 80s. What's your point?
@@chatboulon743 his point is that people say it today, and not people that say like “fella” or some shit. But tbh the way he used “bro” just made it more hilarious
I’d guess they were brothers, maybe twins? That or the same person, but if they were twins it would make the names make sense and the similar bs.
The way they were so supportive of each other despite looking like absolute clowns was actually kind of wholesome
They were the same person with 2 accounts
@@Derekscott_ is that confirmed?
@@mochaman29 yes
@Eru *My MHA OC* i mean they're literally two kids in a trench coat
The way the speech is it sounds like it’s the same dude replying to himself 🤔
“I’m a badass, I use legendaries”
“I’m a hot guy, girls at strip clubs love me”
Same energy.
This comment reminds me of that one song “Mr. Douchebag”
@@Rooky7776 same
You better beat that mod, I don't wanna lose this golden video.
thank god.
OU council ez
“where’s your gg now?”
HE DAMN NEAR WIPES YOUR ENTIRE TEAM, GG’S RIGHT THERE
he would have lost if the lugia didnt accidently use whirlwind :D
"Wheres your GG now?" He said after losing 4/6 pokemon to one dude.
Watching Eiscue straight up abuse his legendaries was the funniest shit I’ve seen this month
It’s sans
Bro the steelix using curse was that moment in anime when the protag gets an eleventh hour power up. Fucking amazing.
“what the fuck”
Imagine having an ego so fragile that you trash talk someone non-stop during a game and then when you lose you start rationalizing it with mental gymnastics and threatening your opponent.
Oh wait...
nah these two were fucking baller this shit is hilarious
@@sminguslordpussyeater9944 ok luca
Fr lol they were so hurt by losing to "kid with no legendaries" lol they fr said "meet me" on a POKÉMON game 😂
@@sminguslordpussyeater9944 they ain’t funny