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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024
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  • @joshuabulb
    @joshuabulb 4 года назад +5803

    I’ve been gone for a few months and you’ve gotten so much more gross. I could handle the oily forehead and greasy hair before, but now... It’s too much. The food caked to your pubic hair that’s been crudely stuck to your pudgy face with Elmer’s stick glue, and your bingo wings flapping about in your fits of autistic rage has become too much for me to bear. And the smell, Sam. It’s horrendous. No I can’t smell you through the screen obviously, but I see you and my brain starts to create a phantom smell to match what I’m seeing in an effort to save me from your stupidity. Love it. Keep up the good work.

  • @turnercline3452
    @turnercline3452 4 года назад +5829

    This game is culturally appropriating the lifestyles of the 12 people who live in Nevada outside of Vegas.

    • @lunaseur327
      @lunaseur327 4 года назад +215

      Those huts are just fictional versions of the RVs set up 200 yards away from a corner store out in the middle of the desert

    • @tots4
      @tots4 4 года назад +49

      Correction, non native Americans who live outside of Vegas in Nevada

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +124

      Ya talking about those Fiend clans outside NV?

    • @turnercline3452
      @turnercline3452 4 года назад +15

      @@tots4 they are cool, this is peak white people.

    • @laxattack032
      @laxattack032 4 года назад +21

      @@tots4 Ok nerd.

  • @tristanrebedew5776
    @tristanrebedew5776 4 года назад +2301

    A Jewish man talking about tattooing numbers on people's arms... How the tables have turned!

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 4 года назад +68

      How the turntables have turneded

    • @VargVikernes1488
      @VargVikernes1488 4 года назад +40

      HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?

    • @ashes9076
      @ashes9076 4 года назад +11

      Conquerors blade has a trojan in it called "mail.ru" dont download it. Spread the word

    • @nathandingy
      @nathandingy 4 года назад +1

      @@ashes9076 wait are u being serious are just meming?

    • @beauntea8356
      @beauntea8356 4 года назад

      America!

  • @Sir_Bigger
    @Sir_Bigger 4 года назад +2401

    Did he take a shot at his sponsor when he said it's free

    • @MrAssflap
      @MrAssflap 4 года назад +115

      The game is actually pretty fun though tbh.

    • @George-vv5ok
      @George-vv5ok 4 года назад +79

      I think he did

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +22

      Yes

    • @franzmeier4472
      @franzmeier4472 4 года назад +215

      Knowing Sam he probably put that subtle roast in there to see if he'd get away with it.

    • @Insanitorium9
      @Insanitorium9 4 года назад +63

      People in the reviews of the game stated it had spyware

  • @luman1109
    @luman1109 4 года назад +900

    It's free
    "The perfect price to pay for this game"
    Secretly roasting his own sponsor

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +836

    Leave it to the girl to make it gay. It’s just water bro.

    • @ashes9076
      @ashes9076 4 года назад +9

      Conquerors blade has a trojan in it called "mail.ru" dont download it. Spread the word

    • @billionthb
      @billionthb 4 года назад +19

      @@ashes9076 that's literally just the name of the publisher in Russia. I'm still not going to download it. Not because of your comment, but because it looks like freemium shit

    • @ashes9076
      @ashes9076 4 года назад +4

      @@billionthb i prefer not to have shit on my pc that constantly redownloads itself and does "nothing" on my pc. Its shady and shitty.

    • @marcusborderlands6177
      @marcusborderlands6177 4 года назад +9

      @@ashes9076 learn the definition of a trojan tho, that's just bloatware, maybe malicious software, not a trojan.

  • @TheDondarrion
    @TheDondarrion 4 года назад +326

    The Mongolian throat singing makes this the best game in development to me right now thats amazing . Imagine a clan of 60 people running up on their rival doing that shit. It would be biblical.

  • @halenlacey6505
    @halenlacey6505 4 года назад +752

    Sam would you tell fungle to stop trying to justify the atrocities of the second Sino-japanese war on stream

    • @SL4US
      @SL4US 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @aranmullen9689
      @aranmullen9689 4 года назад +10

      Please tell him soon

    • @josh7926
      @josh7926 4 года назад +1

      Lol i will be the savior, i play rust with that manlet

    • @olivercopeland5438
      @olivercopeland5438 3 года назад

      @@josh7926 hey did u ever get around to it ?
      And I guess more importantly did it actually work ?

  • @anthony5844
    @anthony5844 4 года назад +301

    I once spent a month on my commute to and from work learning to Mongolian throat singing

    • @okapiii2901
      @okapiii2901 4 года назад +40

      I hope to God that you ride the metro

    • @firinne
      @firinne 4 года назад +7

      Oh lawd that's funny. Made my day

    • @excitableboy7031
      @excitableboy7031 4 года назад +25

      @@okapiii2901 imagine kinda dozing off in the metro cos its like 9pm when you get off work and the guy next to you giving his best Kublai Khan impersonation all of a sudden.

    • @okapiii2901
      @okapiii2901 4 года назад +12

      @@excitableboy7031 sounds like it would be a Eric andre skit

    • @gigaware4533
      @gigaware4533 4 года назад +2

      Wow same here lol can only imagine how I looked to passers by

  • @imlimbo1994
    @imlimbo1994 4 года назад +1267

    Sam managed to stay on script for the ad and insult the game at the same time. Absolute genius.
    2:00

    • @north7289
      @north7289 4 года назад +99

      Yeah lmao. The PERFECT price to pay for the game ;)

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 4 года назад +26

      I'm very sure the game also has trojans. So yeah, the PERFECT price.

    • @boofe7206
      @boofe7206 4 года назад +1

      @@gaywoman420 it do?

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 4 года назад +2

      @@boofe7206 from what i've seen, although sometimes anti-viruses give you false shit. I would check before downloading it.

    • @nullprop
      @nullprop 4 года назад +1

      @@gaywoman420 I mean, Forsen played it

  • @dylancollins8082
    @dylancollins8082 4 года назад +52

    Your Mailtime playlist is still active, its been 4 years sam. 4 years I’ve waited for the return of Nicholas Cage in a Catsuit. Imagine being the guy that sent you a gift he put his heart and soul into after your last mailtime, not knowing it was your last episode. Never knowing if you received or even appreciated that gift. Im not that guy, but he’s probably here somewhere. Make a mailtime episode.

  • @heyreallygiger
    @heyreallygiger 4 года назад +942

    Try and pretend like you wouldn't raw-dog Linguine in A SECOND my dude.

    • @TheNightWatcher1385
      @TheNightWatcher1385 4 года назад +50

      I always raw dog on general principle.

    • @satan7350
      @satan7350 4 года назад +11

      can't lie, i would plow him into next week.

    • @gibbydoessniffy4463
      @gibbydoessniffy4463 4 года назад +7

      I wanna say no but my mom said to never lie

    • @strafe8866
      @strafe8866 4 года назад +4

      I’d stick ween in linguin

    • @rischellegrosenbach9230
      @rischellegrosenbach9230 4 года назад +1

      The photo at the beginning, it’s terrifyingly artistic, almost perfect with the style. I found it. But at what cost?

  • @weirdopticz
    @weirdopticz 4 года назад +164

    This looks like a weird mix between ark and kenshi actually

    • @hulkingowl
      @hulkingowl 4 года назад +6

      It's nothing like ark

    • @Adlore
      @Adlore 4 года назад +14

      It's exactly like ark

    • @masneri97
      @masneri97 4 года назад +1

      It Better of ark

    • @Vladdyboy
      @Vladdyboy 4 года назад +14

      It's got some major kenshi vibes, stylistically of course, not gameplay wise whatsoever.

    • @pickleinspector5948
      @pickleinspector5948 4 года назад +16

      Kenshi is a drug running simulator sprinkled with minority abuse

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 4 года назад +541

    I feel bad for these devs. Their biggest issues are the servers themselves and the ISP for those servers, it doesn't seem like it was their fault or that there's anything they can really do. They are awesome for giving unconditional refunds though. I hope they get their stuff fixed, this seems pretty interesting.
    The question really is though; did they do all the stress tests they needed to, or did they maybe skimp out on them?

    • @aeden8008
      @aeden8008 4 года назад +76

      From the sounds of it, they had roughly 1,000 people in their stress test and were prepared for up to 20k players, but I don't think they were expecting the deluge of players brought on by popular streamers and the quarantines.
      They also apparently had a similar issue during the streamer access, and made a hotfix that eventually turned into a live hand grenade when the servers filled up.

    • @DASRH
      @DASRH 4 года назад +11

      Yeah it may feel like the sweet forbidden fruit of tossed salad in a interstate rest area, but it's just water.

    • @shinski8114
      @shinski8114 4 года назад +1

      are the servers still down im confused

    • @kalle8960
      @kalle8960 4 года назад +1

      @@shinski8114 until sunday yes

    • @kalle8960
      @kalle8960 4 года назад +1

      the game is actually very enjoyable from the time i had with it

  • @LessThanProfessionalGaming
    @LessThanProfessionalGaming 4 года назад +178

    My hands are so soft I could beat off a peach and not even rip the skin.

  • @maxanzelmi
    @maxanzelmi 4 года назад +403

    Jedi: Fallen Order has some kickass Mingolian throat-singing

    • @franlovelsimic8421
      @franlovelsimic8421 4 года назад +26

      That's thanks to a band called The Hu, check em out!

    • @mriceman0427
      @mriceman0427 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @johnmchoe2061
      @johnmchoe2061 4 года назад +3

      False

    • @makage7126
      @makage7126 4 года назад +4

      ConnorSmith6502 as a Mongolian it’s every crazier dude

    • @becketthor
      @becketthor 4 года назад +2

      You should check out the band Tengger Cavalry

  • @raskolnikovsghost2701
    @raskolnikovsghost2701 4 года назад +99

    7:07 Sam has officially became a dad. He switched to coke zero. Now all he needs is a plastic bottle of Jim Beam.

  • @Captiiva
    @Captiiva 4 года назад +226

    9:10 Dude makes 8 min video of him eating muffins, and then calls the last 1/3rd of his video "bonus footy".
    Sams head has swelled so big he can barely even lift it off the ground anymore.

  • @-Petra
    @-Petra 4 года назад +212

    I love how he doesn't stream on his twitch yet he still puts his link in the description.

    • @Yellow.1844
      @Yellow.1844 4 года назад

      Where does he stream?

    • @-Petra
      @-Petra 4 года назад +1

      @@Yellow.1844 He doesn't anymore

    • @oversizedrat5391
      @oversizedrat5391 4 года назад

      @@balmy659 Gimme that link

    • @Pugcam
      @Pugcam 4 года назад

      Ethoslab does it too

    • @juucedasf9972
      @juucedasf9972 4 года назад

      It's supposed to be an illusion

  • @Shovel328
    @Shovel328 2 года назад +11

    “I’ll pay you with this image”
    General Sam predicted NFTs

  • @Ricks408
    @Ricks408 4 года назад +87

    That haircut - $20
    Those glasses - $145
    That DM from LO Dev - PRICELESS

  • @billbonty
    @billbonty 4 года назад +11

    I am in their launch date trailer on steam and am a beta / staging branch tester. The tests that were done focused on gameplay and mechanics to make the game the best it can be. Servers were amazing and flawless.
    Until the fire nation attacked.
    Now they had to shut them all down for 7 days because they really did NOT stress test to this degree. 400 is one thing 40k is another. On top of that they also released an update to fix logging in during the streamer beta before launch (which means WE didn’t get to test it either) however in doing that they also ddos’d themselves and whenever they took servers down they didn’t stagger their reopenings... which means server goes down, then thousands try to login at the same time again. The server load should have been prioritized and/or staggered so this stuff shouldn’t happen. On a side note though, they are amazing devs so this will get sorted out.

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 Год назад

      this hasn't aged well aha, game has an average of 20 players now

    • @billbonty
      @billbonty Год назад

      @@nicholasbrown668 it was great but after launch they opened private servers and started releasing pretty shitty updates. No reason to play when people have wooden mech suits and other bullshit that doesn’t make sense lol

  • @xfrenchy
    @xfrenchy 4 года назад +244

    Sam really couldn’t wait to eat a whole batch of muffins until after he filmed the video

  • @onlyontuesdays4483
    @onlyontuesdays4483 4 года назад +45

    I love how the "A's" in the logo are upside down
    Like literally the exact same effect could of come from a regular A.

    • @hulkingowl
      @hulkingowl 4 года назад +12

      They are supposed to look like the Walker legs

    • @onlyontuesdays4483
      @onlyontuesdays4483 4 года назад +1

      @@hulkingowl mind blown

  • @sergeantspeed5941
    @sergeantspeed5941 4 года назад +455

    Sam is the type of guy to get rimmed on camera, while shouting "DeeDee, get out of my laboratory!"
    Edit: of course halfway through the video there's a joke about being rimmed 😂😂

  • @JOSHINBETWEENER
    @JOSHINBETWEENER 4 года назад +22

    07:41 "I ain't two mad" no he's General Sam

    • @Volkout
      @Volkout 4 года назад

      Comedy gold

  • @johnseverson6603
    @johnseverson6603 4 года назад +141

    Sam, you're the reason I don't end it all and let this Bud Light virus get to me

  • @iilikecereal
    @iilikecereal 4 года назад +13

    "its free, which is the perfect price to pay for this game" said in a completely flat, emotionless voice.
    couldn't agree more you couldn't pay me to download that shit

    • @Jokakutihut1
      @Jokakutihut1 4 года назад

      I think this game is actually good my brother is 19 and has played that game for almost 200 hours. I havent tried it myself tho

  • @aceambling7685
    @aceambling7685 4 года назад +81

    I love the way Samuel subtly shits on his sponsors
    "Its free, which is exactly the right price to pay for it"

  • @deathisfunny56
    @deathisfunny56 4 года назад +13

    When he said we aren't cowards, I reaallly though he was gonna follow that up with "we aren't cowards, we are RATS!"

  • @ChrisBryer
    @ChrisBryer 4 года назад +193

    Doom Eternal has Mongolian throat singing...

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 4 года назад +22

      Buncha games this year have Mongolian throat singing now that I think about It

    • @Halloyaw11
      @Halloyaw11 4 года назад +26

      @@terminator572 Same band. The Hu. Pretty damn good

    • @melelconquistador
      @melelconquistador 4 года назад +8

      @@terminator572 what a time to game

    • @jdg9999
      @jdg9999 4 года назад +10

      Too many people watched Marco Polo on Netflix

    • @melelconquistador
      @melelconquistador 4 года назад

      @@jdg9999 or this jam ruclips.net/video/1rmo3fKeveo/видео.html

  • @gsus3918
    @gsus3918 4 месяца назад +6

    Sam killed this game and I'm happy.

  • @dill6852
    @dill6852 4 года назад +55

    Finally a weapon to surpass the metal gear

  • @faralikustv5028
    @faralikustv5028 4 года назад +3

    that last part about the DM killed me

  • @Typanion
    @Typanion 4 года назад +72

    Everyone be warned though, Conquerors Blade does come with Malware. So if you want to play it, get some anti-malware programs

    • @Skrumpel
      @Skrumpel 4 года назад +4

      Proof?

    • @Radiowave-ws7hr
      @Radiowave-ws7hr 4 года назад +2

      Typanion really how do you know?

    • @martyrsaint
      @martyrsaint 4 года назад

      Got proof, Chief?

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 4 года назад

      Typanion isn’t it extremely P2W anyway?

    • @danield.3408
      @danield.3408 4 года назад +9

      @@martyrsaint Go check out almost any one of the Steam reviews of this game. Just a myriad of people talking about how days or moments after downloading the game their shit going haywire. The game devs say it's just a false positive and that Microsoft has cleared their game, while you can go to the Microsoft threat list and find one of this games assets. You'd be lucky to even remove the malware fucking your shit up; it continues to attack your computer hidden in your memory. Also, they're a dubious Russian company, which should've been enough to fuck off this game.

  • @FallenAngel8742
    @FallenAngel8742 4 года назад +64

    Haven't been on this channel in a while because RUclips wants to recommend Indonesian kids building underground homes

    • @KirbyScout1
      @KirbyScout1 4 года назад +5

      you too huh

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 4 года назад +4

      Those that are painfully obvious that they didn't built themselves? Banking from the success of primitive technology? I'm so tyred of clicking the "not interested" button on those.

  • @FreeCon01
    @FreeCon01 4 года назад +57

    6:15 nah bro imortan joe wants his polygamist family back.

    • @jacobtworks
      @jacobtworks 4 года назад +13

      Yeah he out there questin after the only non mutated pud

    • @jdg9999
      @jdg9999 4 года назад +7

      Mad Max is a simp now

    • @xcmodev1558
      @xcmodev1558 4 года назад +4

      Dude just wanted his harem back

    • @ae86hachi
      @ae86hachi 4 года назад +1

      He was reffering to the original movie. They were just chasing after gasoline.

    • @Seagull780
      @Seagull780 4 года назад +1

      Isn't it about the tanker moreso than its contents as well? I imagine they need to ship gas a lot

  • @leoodonnell5895
    @leoodonnell5895 4 года назад +17

    "Its free- which is the perfect price to pay for this game."
    That's his real opinion emerging there

    • @DJDeezyThaTruth
      @DJDeezyThaTruth 4 года назад +2

      Leo O'Donnell -When it’s free but you still want your money back 😩

  • @dashdogy
    @dashdogy 4 года назад +27

    Abby be clutching with those banana muffins

  • @onlyontuesdays4483
    @onlyontuesdays4483 4 года назад +7

    Imagine sponsoring a youtuber to advertise your game and he gives the most low energy, half assed ad where he sneezes twice and doesn't even edit it out.

    • @recurf7492
      @recurf7492 4 года назад +1

      then watch him complain he cant afford to live in a year and ebeg on patreon

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 года назад

      @@recurf7492 LOL does making comments like that help you out a little bit?

  • @poopoomcpeterson137
    @poopoomcpeterson137 4 года назад +146

    Personally I've really been loving this whole Coronavirus stuff, it's given me alot of free time to be racist on the internet.

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 4 года назад +47

    Narration: "This game is shit"
    Gameplay: This game is bat shit crazy fun

  • @samuelplourde284
    @samuelplourde284 4 года назад +61

    The landscape looks **exactly** like Indar on Planetside 2.

    • @lyongreene8241
      @lyongreene8241 4 года назад +12

      I thought we were a dying breed. I'm glad to know people still play that game

    • @isaacrivera5452
      @isaacrivera5452 4 года назад +4

      @@lyongreene8241 planetside 2 is amazing wish it got more love still play on ps4 even tho we get no updateds :(

    • @DukeoftheAges
      @DukeoftheAges 4 года назад +2

      @@lyongreene8241 planetside 2 has recently actually gone up some with more players. pretty nice.

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 4 года назад +1

      Sam Plourde Planetside 2 kinda stinky tho

    • @EliDjahn
      @EliDjahn 4 года назад

      @@isaacrivera5452 Its dying because they went P2W rather than just making Cosmetics like some of the most successful F2P games

  • @JuuzouOh
    @JuuzouOh 4 года назад +1

    Stallt, don’t let anyone put you down, we love you and Sam, you’re becoming a big boy. You’re so close to one million. I believe in you you beautiful skinny bastard (you’re also the only person on RUclips that genuinely makes me laugh anymore)

  • @swivelskittle3926
    @swivelskittle3926 4 года назад +9

    All i've ever seen of this game was Stalltt's video and the best part was you getting judo chopped in the chin and the part where you fell into a pit while Stalltt carried you too prosperity

  • @iamdosey
    @iamdosey 2 года назад +1

    10:29 may be bizzles’ BEST line ever
    “Fabulosity swings indiscriminately”

  • @LittleMissShana13
    @LittleMissShana13 4 года назад +10

    Melanie: speaks for one second
    Bidet: instantly gay

  • @TheANDRINGA
    @TheANDRINGA 4 года назад +1

    Banner lord 2 randomly comes out after 10 years of waiting and Sam buys OaSis......

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 года назад +4

    “It’s free, which is the PERFECT PRICE to pay for this game”
    Is that Sam subtly insulting the game he’s been sponsored by? Gamer moment

  • @funnymanbrett_
    @funnymanbrett_ 4 года назад +2

    You're gonna hit a mil soon Sam! I've been waiting for this moment for 3 years. This year the rats rise!

  • @1111Tactical
    @1111Tactical 4 года назад +4

    0:50 Fuhrer Sam outlines his Final Solution, Berlin, 1940.

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 4 года назад

    Hey that’s me in the Discord at 3:37!!! I’m a proud Rust shithead and General Sam fan, represent!

  • @tylerchristensen3815
    @tylerchristensen3815 4 года назад +3

    Me laying in bed watching video : .... fiancé : holy shit is this the guy who drank that soy stuff for a month!?!?......glad to see he is still alive...

  • @grachtschrap
    @grachtschrap 4 года назад

    General Sam is the only guy on youtube who actually can get me to watch the sponsor part.

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd 4 года назад +103

    Join a cult but I’m already part of one praising the Dear leader Jim Pickens

    • @doctordoc2351
      @doctordoc2351 4 года назад +10

      All hail Jim pickens

    • @ninorandazzo844
      @ninorandazzo844 4 года назад +14

      Feck any other cult

    • @adamkaye1160
      @adamkaye1160 4 года назад +3

      I wish I was jim Pickens slave painter

    • @adamcarter6157
      @adamcarter6157 4 года назад +3

      Jim Pickens is our savior

    • @cakeyboi69
      @cakeyboi69 4 года назад +1

      Call me kevin is unfunny “he hoo he hoo im going to play the game the wrong way”

  • @Nathan-ys2kg
    @Nathan-ys2kg 4 года назад +1

    Sam really needs to hit one mil already he deserves it he makes great content

  • @Dedicated0
    @Dedicated0 4 года назад +4

    Would anyone be surprised to find out Sam's "obscure" humour comes from experience? I know I wouldn't.
    Hit us up with some more of those DM's bro. Yeah...

  • @theyggdrasiltree4567
    @theyggdrasiltree4567 4 года назад +2

    Love the dig at the sponsor when you said it's free, the perfect price for that game.

  • @ColbertoWeathers
    @ColbertoWeathers 4 года назад +3

    Anybody know what software Sam uses to edit? Also how he achieves that glowing flamey kinda look around the text in the video? I would love to learn how to do that in premiere or AE.

  • @datboimrbee3366
    @datboimrbee3366 4 года назад

    What makes his videos so hilarious and good is the way he narrates and puts himself over the video🤣🤣🤣

  • @hoe4thesenzubean660
    @hoe4thesenzubean660 4 года назад +21

    "Abby made banana nut bread (dying wheeze)" this is the wheezy content I come for.

  • @carterwaggoner1671
    @carterwaggoner1671 4 года назад +38

    This game actually looks kinda cool

    • @toaster_toaster2398
      @toaster_toaster2398 4 года назад +4

      It looks pretty sweet, and the devs are shaking up how clans work to make it more fun for solos and smaller groups. Don't know why glorious rabbi Sam said getting stuck in a clan-owned area sucks, clans are encouraged in mechanics to help solos or at least leave them alone. Check out the devlogs in their steam news if you wanna see why this game has got me hyped (there are videos on youtube but they don't have everything in them.)

    • @kyseroutdoors
      @kyseroutdoors 4 года назад

      It’s actually an amazing game

    • @torperator1555
      @torperator1555 4 года назад +1

      It's ass

  • @MUJUNKY
    @MUJUNKY 4 года назад +2

    when this game was announced, I believe there were a few people from Of Kings and Men involved. Not sure on specifics, as I can't find any roster of names for the Dev team, but I would give this game a massive gap before even thinking about buying it on the off chance my memory is correct.

  • @milonavarro
    @milonavarro 4 года назад +11

    Why does sam’s sneeze sound like a whip snapping?

    • @Charlie-on3bn
      @Charlie-on3bn 4 года назад +3

      You know why.

    • @AMG-316
      @AMG-316 4 года назад +2

      Or, why does Sam's sneeze sound like the beginning of Corona Virus.....?🤔

  • @Conner2000
    @Conner2000 4 года назад +1

    I was waiting for a video on this. Thank you sam. I love you. I wish youd stream more.

  • @meepmeep3397
    @meepmeep3397 4 года назад +13

    Sam: talks about the cool things in conquerers blade
    Me with crummy internet: ...

  • @daltoncrow6486
    @daltoncrow6486 4 года назад

    Been a huge fan since your dark souls and chairdolf sitler series, i also love the direction youre taking your content! Keep it up my guy!

  • @TheoryCrafter
    @TheoryCrafter 4 года назад +3

    Literally anyone - ya it's early access, development issues are common
    Sam - DeVeLoPmEnTaL IsSuEs

  • @KingDracSiege
    @KingDracSiege 4 года назад +1

    I’ve been watching you since the early days Sam. So glad to see you getting close to 1 million!!

  • @ProStandard636
    @ProStandard636 4 года назад +4

    8:30 the words you are about to listen to concern me

  • @snaak7664
    @snaak7664 4 года назад +2

    You know it's a great game when the only parts good enough for the video are Sam and his friends throwing themselves down a cliff

  • @MsJ1031
    @MsJ1031 4 года назад +10

    "The early early access"

  • @pug-aloentertainment3801
    @pug-aloentertainment3801 4 года назад

    Sam sneezing during the ad is one of those amazing nature things that you wanna see again and again

  • @AJKungFuu
    @AJKungFuu 4 года назад +10

    Talks about a shitty game while advertising another shitty game. Bold move Sam.

  • @FourSixHigh
    @FourSixHigh 4 года назад +1

    @GeneralSam I've been playing conquerors blade and thanks for recommending it I've been having a blast playing it! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @Tsusday
    @Tsusday 4 года назад +3

    "the only game that has mongolian throat singing" someone didn't play either Age of Empires 2 or Star Wars Fallen Order...

  • @justinshiro
    @justinshiro 4 года назад +1

    epic sam getting an ad moment

  • @KyotoRenu
    @KyotoRenu 4 года назад +55

    Sam... you're addicted to diet coke. Help us by letting us help you, and we can finally get you some help.

    • @windshield11
      @windshield11 4 года назад +4

      @@ue4archive Exactly, but Coke Zero is just expensive water.

    • @gonufc
      @gonufc 4 года назад

      Get him some off brand Cola to ween him off. It's the only way.

  • @llab3903
    @llab3903 4 года назад

    As cheeky as this man is and I love your content. You clearly don’t give a shit anymore

  • @grilledcateggs6389
    @grilledcateggs6389 4 года назад +4

    Can’t wait to get all my friends together and sit in the lobby for hours waiting for a server.

  • @starboy3735
    @starboy3735 4 года назад

    The enthusiasm for that ad was tremendous

  • @James-tv2bm
    @James-tv2bm 4 года назад +6

    0:54
    I think hitler did that actually

  • @zackcapotosto4493
    @zackcapotosto4493 4 года назад

    Sam you are the only man capable of making a sponsorship ad actually interesting

  • @psychopunk8817
    @psychopunk8817 4 года назад +10

    Your channel is a last oasis of good content... haha jk

  • @Cataclysm96
    @Cataclysm96 4 года назад

    Broooo, my buy Sam almost at 1 mil.. Ive been here since 60k, this is great to see someone grow this big

  • @porkyporky3080
    @porkyporky3080 4 года назад +7

    Sam cough in my mouth

  • @F4GRAPHICS
    @F4GRAPHICS 4 года назад

    Ay Sam its quarantine dont be afraid to make some longer vids my guy

  • @vaderanomaly1573
    @vaderanomaly1573 4 года назад +5

    That's literally the worst "throat singing" I've ever heard

  • @getbakk_prince_9002
    @getbakk_prince_9002 3 года назад

    The outro Dm LMFAOOO I’m weak. Liked

  • @jacobtworks
    @jacobtworks 4 года назад +6

    Hey Samuel, could you send me your address so I can swing by and pick up a slice of banana nut bread on my way home from work. Thank you, friend.

  • @TheBraddy2610
    @TheBraddy2610 4 года назад +1

    Imagine finding a bidet more disgusting than using a dry piece of fabric to wipe your ass. As Matt Damon said, if you somehow get shit on your face, you gonna wipe it off with toilet roll or use water and soap?

  • @jello4219
    @jello4219 4 года назад +4

    whoever disagrees with Sam cant eat moon pies ever again

  • @HeavyMetalTherapy
    @HeavyMetalTherapy 3 года назад +2

    "Its free, which is the perfect price for this game" i can see you were not trying too hard to find positive things to say

  • @jacobbateson8215
    @jacobbateson8215 4 года назад +6

    This ISN'T TARKOV GAMEPLAY REEERREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Rat memes please

    • @Trovosity
      @Trovosity 4 года назад +1

      Dont force sam's content man!

    • @jacobbateson8215
      @jacobbateson8215 4 года назад

      Trovim it's an ironic may may

    • @jacobbateson8215
      @jacobbateson8215 4 года назад

      @UFHoee sam doesn't really play games that are "cool"

  • @yannick2320
    @yannick2320 4 года назад

    sam sneezes like a true dad 2:07

  • @balakae_blake2490
    @balakae_blake2490 4 года назад +4

    first hahahahah lol xd

  • @michaelkrajcik7927
    @michaelkrajcik7927 4 года назад

    You truly are my favorite person..your content is the reason I'm not dead 😂

  • @ROADHouse702
    @ROADHouse702 4 года назад

    I love that amazing spiderman ref at the end 😂😂😂

  • @FelonyArson
    @FelonyArson 4 года назад +1

    I like that the apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey intro are in this game

  • @marvinsnijders460
    @marvinsnijders460 4 года назад

    The moment you said you wanted to tattoo a number on your subscribers arms, I smashed like xD