Funny story time. I left my bong in my friends room but he was at work and told me to just sneak over to bedroom window, climb in and grab it without his parents noticing. His bed is against the window so the second I step on it, it makes this loud squeaking noise. His parents must have heard the noise because I heard them say, "Did you hear that? I thought Matt was at work." I freaked out and made all kinds of noise trying to bail out of there in a hurry and in doing so my car keys that were clipping on my belt loop got stuck in his window sill. His parents open the door and scream because all they see is a kid wearing a black hoodie hanging from the window while holding a bong. The key finally breaks loose but is now bent 90 degrees and at this point i'm dashing toward my car. I hear them yell out, "We're calling the cops!" Once I reach my car I noticed my bent car key and freak out since that was my only way out of there, so I put my key on the street and started smashing it with a rock to straighten it out which somehow worked. I start my car but had forgotten I put the bong on my hood and It smashes onto the street as I peel out of there.. To this day I refuse to drive anywhere near his house.
11:51 Kelly 24 is definitely no history buff making statements like "Whoever defeats me in this endeavour shall become my warrior prince. My Boudicca." I believe that Boudicca was a female so basically she's looking to make a man her bitch and will certainly not be treating him very "princely" and more likely to be dressing him up in her own Xena - Warrior Princess cosplay costume. LOL
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" Capri-sun" The way he said it makes me want to shoot myself in the head with a large caliber bullet.
i sense a lot of dark energy from you my friend. would you like a cookie?
@@fainted How could I say no?
@@madisonc2537 its a trap bruddah! he poisoned the cookie
Madison C omm
TheCunningDesperaux 137 it’s poisoned with kiwi flavored “Capri-sun”
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Hey i hear you like bad guys
Girl: Yeah?
I once took a cheeto from my friend when he wasnt looking
Girl: meet me a 6
making moves
*Cha Cha Real Smooth*
I had three vitamins gummy instead of two
Well I logged onto Disneychannel.com without asking my parents permission
@@fluffyunicorn7187 oof risky man. Did you get caught?
Reads title :
Laughs in Single...
very interesting name my dude
Lol
*Laughs in taken*
@@noneofyourbusiness1117 lucky child, im stuck in the friendzone rn
@@itsmichael7189
oof sorry man...
When Daddy Fainted said "Ka-Pri-Sun" * I felt that :((((*
i have not had a caprisun since i was like 9. damn
JODisHere damn same here
JODisHere hiiiiii
its pronounced ka pri sun in england thats why
Thats how everyone in England says it
Why’d he pronounce caprisun like that
idk
Idk
Idk
Idk
Idk
when you said the word ,,Sex" my dad came into the room...he stayed at the door in full silence and just left...
OH NOES
crap what did he say
are you alive?
ARE YOU ALIVE????
@@sniper4872 nope he's F*CKED LOOOOL
OH MY LORD ARE YOU STILL BREATHING?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Fainted: CAP-riii-sun
thats how we pronounce it in britain mate aha
Thats how you say it tho
That’s how you pronounce it but the Americans say it wrong once again
@@nnpx439 not really wrong mate, just difference between countries, we're all friends here :)
GrantDebutois that’s how you pronounce it though
Funny Tinder Posts #69 - Fainted’s tinder messages
they're literally non existent because i never get matches :'(
@@fainted RIP for you man. I know what to do. Put an anime picture and youll get ALL the girlss
The fact that daddy fainted is still single
Makes me wanna breath
“Elena” is actually Rachel cook 😂
"It's over Annika, I have the highground"
😂😂😂
Can we just appreciate the grind that our boy Fainted is on?
i tip my fedora to you, sir
@Snake nah bc its your no no square
Idk why but this particular episode had some absolute bangers
respect you staying up to 2 a.m to upload
That Adam and Eve one was pure gold
for everyone saying that he's pronouncing stuff wrong, that's how we say it in britain 😌
That doesn't mean it's right.
@@felixnyaa9961 LMAOO CHILL
@@felixnyaa9961 Just because Americans pronounce it a certain way doesn’t mean it’s right either.
@@MC-ur6qv there's something called a joke
@@felixnyaa9961 americans right?
Yeah I’m a *GAMER*
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A: Wife
M: Left
E: Me
R:
OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
G: Gays
A: Attract
M: My
E: Erect
R: Rawring_dinosaur
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0:58 Not gonna lie Fainted sounded like Joe Swanson from family guy right there- 💀
Thanks fainted you made my day... you always make me laugh! ^^
2:50 I know that girl her name's Camila I can't remember her last name and she's 12
2:19 sanguine paradise (lil uzi vert)
3:22 he said duplikate had me rolling🤣🤣😂
I'm pretty sure his favorite season is summer, that explains why he always "fainted"
how is trying to break the ice by talking about your dog getting hit by a car a solid pick up line?
You're right... The dog wasn't solid after.
@@nightcore-1fan496 in more ways than one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@dragonwarrior1018 Get some help. R/Madlad
@@dragonwarrior1018 fyi PETA is gonna come after you
@@nightcore-1fan496 wdym who is PETA
2:13 lil uzi go hard damm
6:17 When you figure out you're adopted:
0:49 Damn he really got a Pokémon go notification
Can we admire that
That Principle Skinner bit had me in stitches.
5:07 OMGGG I WAS SO SATISFIED WHEN HE SAID MY NAME🥰🥰
your name is rascal
pervy pie me real name
Awesome!
That deepa one killed me. 😂
Fainted pronouncing Elena as Elle-N-Uh instead of Uh-Lay-Nuh 🤡
haha wtf that is how everyone says it where im from xD
Uhlane?
UniqueCloud I know 3 Elena’s and my favorite character in my show is named Elena. I know how it’s pronounced 🙃
@촘 뎌ᅮ재ᅢ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
He pronounced it correctly
"What about the snake?" I can't omg 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Hey somebody told me ur into bad guys
Girl: Yah??
Me: I once sprayed the spray deoderant closer than ur supposed too........😉😉
Girl: Meet me at 4
"Bunny wants to play?"
"BISH IM A KANGAROO!"
I left Shrek for this, I hope you know that’s how dedicated I am for your videos
The way you say Capri-sun gives me life, thank you
Why tf does he say Capri Sun like that 😂😂😂
that's how British people pronounce it
isn't that how everyone says it
Funny story time. I left my bong in my friends room but he was at work and told me to just sneak over to bedroom window, climb in and grab it without his parents noticing. His bed is against the window so the second I step on it, it makes this loud squeaking noise. His parents must have heard the noise because I heard them say, "Did you hear that? I thought Matt was at work." I freaked out and made all kinds of noise trying to bail out of there in a hurry and in doing so my car keys that were clipping on my belt loop got stuck in his window sill. His parents open the door and scream because all they see is a kid wearing a black hoodie hanging from the window while holding a bong. The key finally breaks loose but is now bent 90 degrees and at this point i'm dashing toward my car. I hear them yell out, "We're calling the cops!" Once I reach my car I noticed my bent car key and freak out since that was my only way out of there, so I put my key on the street and started smashing it with a rock to straighten it out which somehow worked. I start my car but had forgotten I put the bong on my hood and It smashes onto the street as I peel out of there.. To this day I refuse to drive anywhere near his house.
@Fainted can u make a second vid of the x-box chats? that was legit so funny
THE WAY YOU SAY CAPRi-SUN AHHHHHHHG
It bothers me how he’s saying Cap-ri-son and not Cuh-pri-son
that's how British people pronounce it
Well if he’s saying Cap-ri-son isn’t it closer to how you spell it than the other version
Do people really say it like that? It’s capri sun
He said it right.
Y’all Americans are wacky
Knowing how to pronounce Deepa the 'Indian' way spoils the joke 😭
imagine bruh comment before watchin le vid
Bruh
Bruh
bruh
Lol the Ho Malone one got me
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I was in a rush this morning and put on the wrong sock.
I didn't even realize it was an In-Betweeners reference until Fainted mentioned it. Lmao
Single mother of 2
Me: okay that’s cool
*Virgin*
Me: wtf...
that dupliKate joke got me really hard
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there is a legend that if u say fainted 3 times, he will pin ur comment
Fainted
Fainted
Fainted
Svrxzy rip lmfao
*MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME*
Svrxzy fainted fainted fainted
When i get old enough to get tinder im gonna watch this series for fresh pick up lines 😎.
@ everyone who is making fun of the way he pronounced capri-sun, that's how British people pronounce it.
"No, but i have a lego set you guys could help me build it!" ^~^
Hey there handsome.
ARE YOU THE DAY MY DOG DIED? CAUSE YOU'RE 10/10
When you're single and watching this 😭
woah. I’m single ;-;
Rydo 07 Hahah.... -starts crying-
Congrats on 700k subs and of course I'm subbed
First
3:08 for those if you who don't know, he is referring to a movie called home alone
Me: Bored
Also me: Watches this vi
Once again me: Uses all these lines on tinder 🤣🤣
That thanksgiving girl was acting like this is the anime Rent a Girlfriend.
he said “capree * long pause * sun”
Did anyone else Get the Cherry EST ad before watching this.
11:51 Kelly 24 is definitely no history buff making statements like "Whoever defeats me in this endeavour shall become my warrior prince. My Boudicca." I believe that Boudicca was a female so basically she's looking to make a man her bitch and will certainly not be treating him very "princely" and more likely to be dressing him up in her own Xena - Warrior Princess cosplay costume. LOL
0:48 Dating apps and pokemon go?
*The perfect match*
0:47 anyone else notice the pokemon go notification?
Just me?
Damn it...
the way he says caprisuns
Fainted don't forget the Thanksgiving dinner tonight. My mom is making some disgusting looking vegan lasagna, the one you requested. Don't forget!
7:40 he missed a perfect opportunity for a "uranus" joke
7:38 Well i’ve always wanted to be an astronaut 😂
so you wanna date a bad girl?
I just played the wii without a safety strap.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's so clever
And i did it too
MAN DID NOT JUST DISRESPECT THE POUCH THAT HARD WITH A Cap-Re Sun BRO WTFFFF
Don’t you hate it when you have an itch on your back but ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BACK LIKE LMFAO
I like how the guy talking to Isabella or whatever has pokemon go
"We can tip toe but we can't finger tip"
Me: I can finger tip-
Guy named Tip: 👁👄👁
Your voice makes it hilarious
3:58 the cheapest product brings in the most customers
Is it me or does the narrator sound like a snack rn
0:48 that pokemon go notification tho
Currently stuck on single player campaign mode on Tinder, when did you guys unlock multiplayer?
I feel as though I’m the only one taking notes😂🤣
How to win my heart:
Use the dumbest, cheesiest pickup line ever and *boom :)*
If I could be anyone from shrek I would be shrek’s bath water
Elena:Virgin
Mother of 2
Saving it for marriage
But you can put it in her-...
Every one:*visible confusion*
Stay hydrated! This is a threat
spiderman looks buffed
4:33 I actually spit out my ramen noodles
happy 700k!
If fainted-senpai replys I'll literally breathe
I fainted at the sight of this.
That first one 😭
0:54 who’s gonna tell him that’s 4 words 👀
He said
🧢🙏☀️
if i ever got tinder and a guy would message me like that i would say 'youre the one' right away
In all of your vids I’ve seen so far you are always playing this 9:38 what’s it called? Looks fun
700k u go gurl
8:47 killed me sooo much x)
6:18 she could have just adopted them ,like 😂
5:42 legit the best part