Dude’s like, I got my main girl, she’s great, got my other girl, don’t like her too much. Maybe just have the one then man. I feel like this guy got bullied into being poly. You don’t have to have two girlfriends my guy.
I disagree, girl #3 would split his time with Girl #2 and he could then get Girl #4 and #5 and then distance himself from Girl #2 and make her think its her idea.
Is she needy or she just doesn’t have the patience to get through a conversation that should take 5 minutes but takes an hour because you are slow? Lol She might just be better with someone more on her level.
The fact that his girlfriend has another boyfriend tells me it was her idea. She fell for someone else and wanted to mind trick him into thinking its a good idea. Now hes doing the emotional labor
They've realized that they absolutely suck as an individual and must band together so their mutual suckage can be coped with. They've unionized the concept of dating, essentially.
How...on...earth...has..this...guy...managed...to...seal...the...deal...with...two...women...when...he...takes...this...long...to...utter...a....complete...sentence? There aint enough money in the world to cover the "emotional labour" necessary for me to pretend to give a crap about this humble-bragging jerk.
@@drunkpaulocosta Uhh idt this comment is saying anything bad about poly people. Just this dudes SLOW ASS DELIVERY. Jfc I'm poly and I'm not magically attracted to slow story tellers?? Tbh the opposite lmao
I love how the 2020's are just the 70's again but without the great music. I can't wait for the new 80's to begin in 2030, maybe we'll have some crazy good movies out of it.
You dont really need a linguist to understand the over-lighting psychological factor, or probably more accurate more a core issue. From the apparent fact of what Stav said about there being a delicate Poly language these people are self restricting themselves to. Because thats saying more to me than anything else. For that communication restraint to have been an unwritten, unspoken rule to have been adopted, all out of fear, it has to be pretty significant. And restricting and controlling communication and language is a primary mind control tactic.
@@JoshPhoenix11 that was such a specific novela of a comment I feel like I have to ask... Are you okay/being coerced into a passive mode of existence, out of fear, or whatever you mentioned?
I love these guys, but goddamnit I hate when non-poly people make commentary on polyamory. They fundamentally can’t or won’t understand. “Adding more to the quagmire” is an idiotic sentiment. He won’t have to deal with the hypothetical new boyfriend in any capacity. They either go exclusive, don’t work out, or ideally maintain the status quo. Sex is such a simple act that people needlessly over complicate because of societal pressure and Puritanism.
These aren't relationships. They're just sexual situations. You can't really connect with someone in the same way if you're with multiple people. You can't be in love with multiple people.
YOU can't be in love with multiple people. Many people are in love with multiple people. A lot of people with good parental relationships come to mind. People who like their multiple kids. People who've been in love with a partner who didn't love them back and then moved onto a new partner. Poly people don't have some magical superpower that "allows* them to love more than one person; the avg person these days has very restrictive and exclusionary ideas about companionship & love.
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Dude’s like, I got my main girl, she’s great, got my other girl, don’t like her too much. Maybe just have the one then man. I feel like this guy got bullied into being poly. You don’t have to have two girlfriends my guy.
Right? All this poly shit is so stupid and doesn't work, lol. Such a non committal society it's dumb as hell.
Dudes a pushover and the ladies made him come to think hes in control..
But the thing is his main girl is seeing another dude so if he stops seeing another girl he becomes a cuck
My girl tried to make us poly but I knew it would just be her fucking around and me at home getting cucked. No way I said
@@happylittlemountains3724 You mean every single FmF poly relationship ever?
I'll never understand how people have the energy to deal with all this BS.
Cause it's their hobby
It's their identity
or straight up just the capacity. One relationship is tough enough to have gel
1 girlfriend is headache enough
Sex with multiple partners is how they put up with it.
3:17 "add another partner" is just the poly version of having a kid as one last-ditch attempt to save the relationship
I disagree, girl #3 would split his time with Girl #2 and he could then get Girl #4 and #5 and then distance himself from Girl #2 and make her think its her idea.
Sometimes calls go over Stav’s head. This caller, and his girl, clearly want Stav to be the second boyfriend.
It’s an emotional pyramid scheme🤣🤣🤣
He messed up by calling this a poly relationship. He just wanted a side piece 😂😂😂😂
isn't he a side pice himself?
@@shibastan mutual side piecery
yeah that's why lots of men have had a mistress throughout history
“I’ll see you at boy genius” 💀💀💀
This statement slapped with a sting like a bee.
Painfully relevant, when I was in a poly thing... hahaha
Imagine just being with the girl you actually like, all the time. 😮
Imagine if they all didn't say NO.
The delusion of some of these callers makes me worried that I don’t have as much of a handle on my shit as I think
You probably don’t have a handle on it.
Is she needy or she just doesn’t have the patience to get through a conversation that should take 5 minutes but takes an hour because you are slow? Lol
She might just be better with someone more on her level.
Calling the poly people I know Beta-Alphas from now on.
Yuhp
This caller just sounds like the guy who tries to outsource shit at your job, and that's exactly what he's doing with his side piece
Eldis really leaning into the whole Albanian thing with the chest hair and gold chain lmao
He's. Jewish...
I bet he has a billy club for self defense
The bowling shirt.
The fact that his girlfriend has another boyfriend tells me it was her idea. She fell for someone else and wanted to mind trick him into thinking its a good idea. Now hes doing the emotional labor
Especially because he mentioned she had been with the other guy quite a bit longer than him with the girl he’s complaining about lol.
That sounds like a horrible trade
This guy is the slowest story teller on earth
Elcore vibes
A lot of polyamorous people I've encountered don't seem that alluring to me... quite the opposite.
Absolutely.
Absolutely no charm at all
They've realized that they absolutely suck as an individual and must band together so their mutual suckage can be coped with. They've unionized the concept of dating, essentially.
And so do a lot of monogamous people
@@chasepalumbo2929essentially no one is as hot or easy to deal with as they think.
Stav spending his millions to do linguistic analysis on poly people 😂
I have a friend who went full-on poly and in my opinion it has ruined his life. Feel bad for the guy every day.
Wdym it ruined his life? Lol
So now he's getting pegged by 2 chicks?
How about in your friends opinion? 😂just curious
@@noahchopson7136dude probably agrees but the sex is blinding his critical thinking skills.
"Emotional Labor" hahaha.
This reminds me of the classic joke: What's the punishment for polygamy in the Mormon church? Multiple wives.
Its always nice to listen to the callers and realize youre life aint that bad hhahaha
Great use of quagmire!
Giggidy giggidy
How...on...earth...has..this...guy...managed...to...seal...the...deal...with...two...women...when...he...takes...this...long...to...utter...a....complete...sentence? There aint enough money in the world to cover the "emotional labour" necessary for me to pretend to give a crap about this humble-bragging jerk.
Geez dude... Point to the poly throuple that hurt you! Sheesh!
I smell some jealousy
@@drunkpaulocosta
Smoothbrain take.
The guy you’re responding to is actually spot on.
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Uhh idt this comment is saying anything bad about poly people. Just this dudes SLOW ASS DELIVERY. Jfc I'm poly and I'm not magically attracted to slow story tellers?? Tbh the opposite lmao
How easy is this guy's life that he's putting this much effort into creating his own problems?
Back in my day, poly relationships were called FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. These new kids are doing it all wrong 😂
That's funny that this is a Seinfeld ep plot. The one there Jerry and George split the responsibilities of having a girlfriend.
2nd string head is wild. 🤣
Dudes describing an open relationship where they share too much info not poly
eldi is right about the homie stepping up
I feel like adding more people isn't usually good. Eventually it turns into a cult.
As long as you are the leader that sounds awesome. Lol jk
I'm a proud #polyphobic and this shit has me howling
That’s a weird thing to admit
@@vianniello93 polyamory is weird
@@vianniello93polyamory is weird
It's so strange to admit openly you hate a group of people for no reason... It's kinda like some other people
they didnt say poly people dont deserve rights they said they're yicky @@ShouPow
Honestly like this was the most relatable call yet
I live in Brooklyn and this is very real
Stavvy's advice assumes that this woman is an understanding, rational, and emotionally stable person. CRAZY assumption.
JP is unbelievably funny
Really? Dude is seriously unfunny. Don’t understand how he got a special
Eldis always coming in with the 3rd-way-ass solutions
LMFAO textbook beta alpha
Zero views in 15 seconds, Eldis needs to step it up
That's an impossible statement. Writing it required viewing
Eldis sold me pcp
Npc
I love how the 2020's are just the 70's again but without the great music. I can't wait for the new 80's to begin in 2030, maybe we'll have some crazy good movies out of it.
In most film buffs opinions the 70s had much better movies, with the 80s often being considered a low tier decade for film
@@maddenb4926 the Hegelian dialectic, if you will...
@@maddenb4926who cares what the film buffs say. Oh you probably . Never mind carry on.
More like the roarin 20s👀
Why does this voice sound familiar from other call ins?
I think this dude is trying to recruit Stav
You dont really need a linguist to understand the over-lighting psychological factor, or probably more accurate more a core issue. From the apparent fact of what Stav said about there being a delicate Poly language these people are self restricting themselves to. Because thats saying more to me than anything else. For that communication restraint to have been an unwritten, unspoken rule to have been adopted, all out of fear, it has to be pretty significant. And restricting and controlling communication and language is a primary mind control tactic.
Girl wtf. The caller just sucks at telling stories...
@ Well, yeah that too
@@JoshPhoenix11 that was such a specific novela of a comment I feel like I have to ask... Are you okay/being coerced into a passive mode of existence, out of fear, or whatever you mentioned?
You wrote way too much. No need to overthink this bozo caller
Was the boy genius dig a shot at Schulz & co lmfao
Are Schulz & co boy genius fans or something? I highly doubt it for some reason.
Have some self respect and just cheat on your girlfriend like a man, dont call it something else
💀💀💀💯
Why did he say 87 months
Jake Johnson looks young
Did you whiten everyone’s teeth in the thumbnail?
absolute tardation
Beta-alphas are the best.. best of both worlds..
Jesus, I hate people who talk like this. SPIT IT OUT and get to the point already.
that one guy is too hot: he looks like that one guy from the romantic comedies.
Who's the cutie on the far right?
I love these guys, but goddamnit I hate when non-poly people make commentary on polyamory. They fundamentally can’t or won’t understand. “Adding more to the quagmire” is an idiotic sentiment. He won’t have to deal with the hypothetical new boyfriend in any capacity. They either go exclusive, don’t work out, or ideally maintain the status quo.
Sex is such a simple act that people needlessly over complicate because of societal pressure and Puritanism.
The caller just wants to be a double sidepiece and not take any responsibility in having a relationship☹️
These aren't relationships. They're just sexual situations. You can't really connect with someone in the same way if you're with multiple people. You can't be in love with multiple people.
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Projecting
YOU can't be in love with multiple people.
Many people are in love with multiple people. A lot of people with good parental relationships come to mind. People who like their multiple kids.
People who've been in love with a partner who didn't love them back and then moved onto a new partner.
Poly people don't have some magical superpower that "allows* them to love more than one person; the avg person these days has very restrictive and exclusionary ideas about companionship & love.
@ agree to disagree 👍
YAY FEMINISM!!!✊
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you really got em bro
@@jordough4495 and you really got me bro
@@cactusrabbit1681 what’re you trying to say exactly? Crickets, as in my comment didn’t make any “noise”?
@@thomasmagaha280 That's not what he's trying to say. I would tell you to not think so hard about it, but we both know that isn't possible anyhow
Jp Mcdade is the worst. Please stop ruining shows with him on it
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His name is just penis put some respect on his name
This is a bad take. Go away.
Dude sounds like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
Dude is getting pieced out and doesnt even know it.