Pumpkin Thief - DayZ Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 177

  • @madimarlin7367
    @madimarlin7367 2 года назад +105

    I died when he threatened the guy with his own empty gun, and he called him out for it

  • @rylansawyer9162
    @rylansawyer9162 2 года назад +75

    “Nah, I wouldn’t shoot him man…” pulls out pumpkin “OH HE HAS ANOTHER ONE GET HIM”

  • @0Ciju0
    @0Ciju0 2 года назад +42

    "Are they torturing a cow or something?" "No. That's a fucking dear". haha

    • @chromegnats
      @chromegnats 2 года назад +4

      “It’s a long story, dude. We don’t have time to talk about it.” 😂

    • @ecafracs5441
      @ecafracs5441 2 года назад +1

      This one killed me 😂

  • @scooterking136
    @scooterking136 Год назад +9

    so much of this feels like some fever dream. “there was a town, and every door way had two sets of doors, and there was a building with a deer on the roof and another with a dog on the roof. and the pumpkin men were there”

    • @Ol_fisherman04
      @Ol_fisherman04 5 месяцев назад +1

      all shot in Black and White like a twilight zone episode LoL

  • @mitch7918
    @mitch7918 2 года назад +111

    Doubled doors, animals on the roof of the 3 story barn, "im red blood because I spawned (glitched) into the wolf".... Dayz... Never change

    • @DeathDeclined
      @DeathDeclined 2 года назад +27

      Yet no other developers out there have been able to create a better or comparable open world zombie apocalyptic survival game…

    • @bradpiff6836
      @bradpiff6836 2 года назад +12

      This is old footage from like 5 months ago when Esseker just came out and was like brand new. Needless to say, there were some kinks that needed ironing out

    • @NiNjaTurtLe697
      @NiNjaTurtLe697 2 года назад +1

      @@DeathDeclined Dying light is pretty fucking amazing

    • @DeathDeclined
      @DeathDeclined 2 года назад

      @@NiNjaTurtLe697 yeah but look at steams player count between the two games…

    • @NiNjaTurtLe697
      @NiNjaTurtLe697 2 года назад

      @@DeathDeclined 🤷‍♂️player count wasn't on the table 🤣

  • @bdws7653
    @bdws7653 2 года назад +39

    That was hilarious, stealing the pumpkins made me laugh so hard. Thanks Smoke

  • @powrtorch4750
    @powrtorch4750 2 года назад +18

    Love that everything came full circle. That guy at the end became the Pumpkin Thief and you became the Farmers. So good 🤣👍👍

  • @AngryChair74
    @AngryChair74 2 года назад +47

    Smoke and Ceremor.....F'ing gold

  • @ossihurme7572
    @ossihurme7572 2 года назад +17

    "I got couple bullets here" "Oh frack I'm out of here!" :D

  • @Razor61969
    @Razor61969 2 года назад +12

    When you pulled out the 2nd pumpkin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @donovanwd
    @donovanwd 2 года назад +6

    “You have no idea what they did to me”. You come up with the most hilarious shit instantly and effortlessly.

  • @Matt-ox5nf
    @Matt-ox5nf 2 года назад +27

    Smoke you cure my depression. I swear thanks man.

  • @0523paul
    @0523paul 2 года назад +16

    Double denim Dan has went from namalsk hitman to passive farmer

  • @creaturearms
    @creaturearms 2 года назад +48

    Playing dayz with Smoke would probably cure my depression. I watch your videos for all the laughs and humor, good work dude

    • @headbusta202
      @headbusta202 2 года назад +2

      Go play for yourself man, it's great

    • @creaturearms
      @creaturearms 2 года назад +2

      @@headbusta202 I would but I get 5 minutes into a game and I get bored. I used to prioritize gaming over anything else and now I just can't get into it anymore. Sad days

    • @headbusta202
      @headbusta202 2 года назад +1

      @@creaturearms just happened to me

    • @LTG25
      @LTG25 Год назад

      Yeah games don't make me feel all creamy inside anymore now a days. Except for DayZ of course

    • @CAMMYSINCLAIR
      @CAMMYSINCLAIR Год назад

      @@creaturearms Hope you having better times now. A year later. Go camping much?

  • @demchillz7308
    @demchillz7308 2 года назад +7

    Idk why but you flipping them off then running had me dead😭, then he’s like “let him go he dropped the pumpkin”… then you pull out another😭😭😭😭😭

  • @teejayy2741
    @teejayy2741 2 года назад +3

    15:10 "howdy partner, welcome to the farm"

  • @cptnbarbeausa1886
    @cptnbarbeausa1886 2 года назад +9

    I died when you brought that second pumkin out omg hahah

  • @rollin9692
    @rollin9692 2 года назад +8

    7:28 Was such a plot twisted I woke up my whole damn house laughing so hard lmfao

  • @spacewurm
    @spacewurm 2 года назад +3

    "It's not me, it's the other me!" 😆😆😂😂

  • @Daygoth
    @Daygoth 2 года назад +1

    "Yeah we grew that food. This is our farm."
    Flawless.

  • @sadaya69
    @sadaya69 2 года назад +3

    LMFAO. "Hey drop the pumpkin"

  • @corriblehunt4554
    @corriblehunt4554 Год назад +1

    Smoke "dirty basers"
    Also Smoke 2mins later "This is our farm"

  • @eddiebernays514
    @eddiebernays514 2 года назад +7

    only smoke makes the best rp content. so damn natural.

  • @yousefodeh9988
    @yousefodeh9988 2 года назад +1

    "Im just an innocent farmer" 🤣😂😂😂

  • @tothedomepce
    @tothedomepce 2 года назад +1

    10:21 “I saw that you’re, uh, out of fucking zucchini’s, for you’re, uh, fuckin….zucchini……” ☠️

  • @jc6226
    @jc6226 2 года назад +2

    the roof deer does not approve of any of this.

  • @l2ic3
    @l2ic3 2 года назад +2

    this is some real cursed dayz wtf

  • @thatdarnmage1515
    @thatdarnmage1515 2 года назад

    "Theres no ammo in that, that was MY gun.."
    That shit took me out lmao

  • @michaelbrophy1212
    @michaelbrophy1212 2 года назад +2

    Smoke and ceremor are an amazing duo,constant laughs

  • @roguetrooper9442
    @roguetrooper9442 2 года назад

    4:51 the way he looks back takes his baseball cap off then proceeded to zig zag 😂😂😂

  • @CopperSucks
    @CopperSucks Год назад

    the fucking deer the WHOLE VIDEO LMFAO

  • @prdgmshft9107
    @prdgmshft9107 2 года назад

    3:33 bro that was HILARIOUS. “HE’S HAS ANOTHER ONE!”

  • @Flowerbroo
    @Flowerbroo 2 года назад

    "Alright let's goooo dude"
    Bro sounded so stoned LMAO

  • @DontMindMe_
    @DontMindMe_ 2 года назад

    @5:22 “you wanna fuck with me?”
    Literally lol’ed and will be using that line next time I run into ppl

  • @CaliyJ
    @CaliyJ 2 года назад +2

    Smoke n ceremor... What a combo 👌

  • @johnskrelnik
    @johnskrelnik 2 года назад +1

    Thank you Smoke

  • @kayceeingram4243
    @kayceeingram4243 11 месяцев назад

    11:08 - “Alright he’s hidden” shows his whole body poking out still
    17:10 - “By farmer Dan!” This guy freakin love it 😂😂

  • @headbusta202
    @headbusta202 2 года назад +1

    In the end, all they really wanted was the farm..

  • @GalderIncarnate
    @GalderIncarnate Год назад

    Lmao, Ceremor heard 1 word "baser" and went into extermination mode.

  • @puremojito
    @puremojito 2 года назад +1

    holy hell I haven't laughed over a dayz video in a coupe years man thank you so much for the acts you play when you play DayZ xD

  • @illmaddox91
    @illmaddox91 2 года назад +3

    Was just thinking damn I wish smoke would upload and then you do!!

    • @LQulikovski
      @LQulikovski 2 года назад

      Tons of content on his twich.

  • @rocklockster3326
    @rocklockster3326 2 года назад +1

    That time someone tried to show you a pumpkin at their farm on the coast and parts of their head fell out smoketvFeels

  • @eLWarlock44
    @eLWarlock44 2 года назад

    That scalated quickly

  • @roxannepeypascissurs9929
    @roxannepeypascissurs9929 2 года назад

    Your so quick with the animations to give the give the finger then quickly run away hahahah

  • @alexanderaphonin7850
    @alexanderaphonin7850 2 года назад +1

    Gosh I love your stories. So engaging and captivating. This was a great continuation to the ninja story:)

  • @zzFOXDIEzz
    @zzFOXDIEzz 2 года назад +1

    I forgot about the double doors

  • @dylanbundy3101
    @dylanbundy3101 2 года назад

    How he just changed his voice like that 🤣

  • @Joel-e3b
    @Joel-e3b 2 года назад

    You are the best Dayz youtuber. GOLDEN and simple

  • @Bonkrefeen
    @Bonkrefeen Год назад

    “Howdy partner, welcome to the farm!”
    “DIE YOU FUCKING BASER!!!”
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @shaolinpigkiller4695
    @shaolinpigkiller4695 Год назад

    Im crying bro, this is gold you're so fucking awesome

  • @no1fx83
    @no1fx83 2 года назад +2

    Nice man, @smoke, keep the VODs coming!!!

  • @durkey01
    @durkey01 2 года назад +1

    always a good day when smoke uploads

  • @Jiraiya_9142
    @Jiraiya_9142 2 года назад

    Holy shit I never realized Ceremor was in this video too lol

  • @olredeye
    @olredeye 2 года назад +2

    Smoke I love your DayZ videos man. Havent played in forever but these are always worth a watch. Also, any Tarkov in the future?

  • @Octane_au
    @Octane_au 7 месяцев назад

    Man this is just what I needed! 😅

  • @melissajkxoxo
    @melissajkxoxo 6 месяцев назад

    lol. I was also a pumpkin thief once but no one around to defend it.

  • @ryanstorm3773
    @ryanstorm3773 2 года назад

    LMFAO this is the content I fucking love. The silly antics really lighten up my mood

  • @silencergaming3387
    @silencergaming3387 2 года назад +1

    Big fan of all the content you put out smoke. One of the best!!!!......Keep it up bro I know I'm not the only one that loves it😏🍊🥒🖥🖱

  • @ozgott1415
    @ozgott1415 2 года назад

    I just witnessed a whole murder.

  • @minecrafterIVI
    @minecrafterIVI 2 года назад

    Welyn would be proud

  • @Jesser1121
    @Jesser1121 2 года назад

    Smoke X Ceramor will always be comedy gold!

  • @shannonreed9808
    @shannonreed9808 2 года назад

    You are so cheeky 😂, when you dive into bushes, i laugh my ass off 🤣😂

  • @crisf6400
    @crisf6400 2 года назад +1

    How to get Ceremor hooked....mention bases

  • @tsunayo5007
    @tsunayo5007 2 года назад

    2:48 “ueghhhhh” always gets me idk why!

  • @Kelvostrass
    @Kelvostrass 2 года назад

    Before: This is my farm
    After: "OUR" farm

  • @BlueTorento
    @BlueTorento Год назад

    What a duo, loved it

  • @nomadsoul5645
    @nomadsoul5645 2 года назад

    I cried. So fucking funny I can't bro stop🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @naturocamz7920
    @naturocamz7920 2 года назад +2

    Is that DD the farmer???

  • @kylep4223
    @kylep4223 2 года назад

    Always a good time when you got Smoke 👌

  • @rickybrown9482
    @rickybrown9482 2 года назад

    Hilarious! Farmer dan was out when he got bullets. Ceremor reminds me of Trevor on gta

  • @chrisdaley7184
    @chrisdaley7184 2 года назад

    You make THE BEST dayz content! Always have me laughing. Keep it up

  • @scotty7756
    @scotty7756 2 года назад +1

    LOL Great Video Smoke!! Loved it miss these farming dudes always something at the farm LOL!!

  • @naturocamz7920
    @naturocamz7920 2 года назад

    Ceremor and smoke :o) a great combo of trouble makers :o)

  • @ysosaltyyt477
    @ysosaltyyt477 2 года назад +1

    You and Danny lmao 😂🤣 🖤

  • @Quack.DownUnder
    @Quack.DownUnder 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂 that was a funny and cool video smoke i remember watching this on stream as will keep the awesome content coming smoke

  • @phillychee21
    @phillychee21 2 месяца назад

    This shit had me crying

  • @heielark
    @heielark 2 года назад

    Quality as always smokey thx ya

  • @lebmc2148
    @lebmc2148 Год назад

    That was some gangsta shiiiii

  • @REDMISTINTHEAIR
    @REDMISTINTHEAIR 2 года назад

    MAN THIS WAS GOLD

  • @tf_lecter
    @tf_lecter Год назад +1

    i love how it ends the way it started. with food being stolen. but now, the roles are reversed and Smoke has become the filty baser

  • @secondgenlife7785
    @secondgenlife7785 2 года назад

    of course its fucking ceremor lmao

  • @JIVETURKEY600
    @JIVETURKEY600 2 года назад +1

    That thumbnail

  • @Rick_402
    @Rick_402 2 года назад

    Are they torturing that cow no it's a deer.

  • @DamonRagnar
    @DamonRagnar 2 года назад

    this was brilliant!!!

  • @MegaSienna
    @MegaSienna 2 года назад

    A farm’s life cycle.

  • @JaiDTB
    @JaiDTB 2 года назад +1

    luv da streams and videos, u r my fav RUclipsr and streamer, I was thinking of a event for Livonia like a special animal deep in da south or a bunker wit good loot but massive amounts of zombie and its like a maze

    • @jd9971
      @jd9971 2 года назад

      sounds good

  • @nunorodrigues9780
    @nunorodrigues9780 2 года назад

    ceremor is amazing

  • @Equipt00
    @Equipt00 2 года назад

    What a great duo!

  • @TheJinjo.
    @TheJinjo. 2 года назад

    a cinematic masterpiece!

  • @Orangutan1000
    @Orangutan1000 2 года назад

    2:00 lollllll

  • @HealthyHeadz
    @HealthyHeadz 2 года назад

    2 DayZ Goats
    At it 👍this is gonna be fun🤣

  • @lj6284
    @lj6284 2 года назад

    Serge here been a few years but i swear i never left!

  • @declan2003ppsh
    @declan2003ppsh 2 года назад

    Another dayz masterpiece

  • @charles7878
    @charles7878 2 года назад

    love this content in dayz

  • @citizendick3599
    @citizendick3599 2 года назад +2

    ceremor second guy?

  • @jaredmitchell1302
    @jaredmitchell1302 2 года назад

    Gotta love Ceremor.

  • @zynnecampbell8472
    @zynnecampbell8472 2 года назад

    But wait that's a zucchini...mmm fishy business

  • @williamramirez3485
    @williamramirez3485 2 года назад

    Smoke we love ya bra put out more vids please I need so much more of you thanks homes!!!!!!

  • @0r4ng3p33l
    @0r4ng3p33l 2 года назад

    This is quality can't make this shit up 😂

  • @UltimateFalk
    @UltimateFalk 2 года назад

    Bai farmer DAN!