X Factor (UK) - Series 4 - Bad Auditions

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  • @krisshaw9464
    @krisshaw9464 4 года назад +3647

    Who loves the bad ones but finds the good ones boring

    • @karenallen938
      @karenallen938 4 года назад +52

      Absolutely! Be blessed, today and always! =)

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 года назад +57

      @@appledoreman yeah i do find em boring if i wanna hear music i got music i like i dont really enjoy the kind of music they sing on here anyway ya know

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 года назад +13

      @@karenallen938 SHAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! LOL

    • @karenallen938
      @karenallen938 4 года назад +4

      @@krisshaw9464 - Ba ha ha! =)

    • @appledoreman
      @appledoreman 4 года назад +27

      @@krisshaw9464 Every series should have a BEST BAD ACT award, as well as winner. And it should go, not to those who only audition for a laugh, but to those who seriously think they're good, but manage instead to be hilarious.

  • @b0nn135
    @b0nn135 4 года назад +1465

    We all know when they say Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey they aren’t gonna be good 😂

    • @JXYDXVIL-
      @JXYDXVIL- 4 года назад +14

      exactly

    • @BalsamCedar
      @BalsamCedar 4 года назад +12

      Precisely

    • @appledoreman
      @appledoreman 4 года назад +46

      And when they say it, you can sense Simon & Louis thinking, "Oh no, not again!"

    • @reginaphalange7959
      @reginaphalange7959 4 года назад +51

      Or Celine Dion. lol It's foolishness to attempt it unless you're a high soprano with some actual talent. Some of these ppl seem to think that being inspired by a diva makes you a diva.

    • @dragontamer396
      @dragontamer396 4 года назад +44

      The comparison trio of doom: Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification 6 месяцев назад +302

    the family of 4 begging and pleading like this was a matter of life and death was insane

    • @tomkavanagh5719
      @tomkavanagh5719 3 месяца назад +26

      They needed to get their heads out of their backside, especially the tall fella

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 3 месяца назад

      Already, all people who begging, asking mercy, or also put on knees, "Please please please please!" pppffff, that is so stupid, useless, cringe, sick, and how they believe judges will be change their minds!? Ridiculous, unconfortable, spooky! And they needed to back down on earth! I understand that makes Simon angry, and waste of time! Already, he is angry by dreamers, people in delirium, illusions, madness, who think they are the best, and worst when it is several, the delirium is bigger! In France we call that "Se monter le bourrichon" that is perfectly all that, and means "bad brainstorming mental madness with several people". Anyway. They make pity, but in bad way! A lot of people are infantiles, lost, proud, and totally out of reality! Scary!!! That is almost disgusting! Why call mercy? It is not a social contest! Even starving homelesses have more self respect and don't doing that! And them it is for life or death, eat or not! Damn! This show is an asylum, and a lot are close to stupidity and retarded! Intelligency under regular!

    • @mathiasstrom7790
      @mathiasstrom7790 2 месяца назад

      The husband is such a wet sponge enabler, imagine having your wife behave like a toddler on national TV and then standing up for that behavior. Some people are just kinda hopeless

    • @draculastraphouse7863
      @draculastraphouse7863 2 месяца назад +20

      Even if the annoying begging had worked, that doesn't mean anything at all, they would still have to go through so many other tests to make it to the end. They're so naive and delusional..

    • @Palletknifepaint
      @Palletknifepaint Месяц назад +1

      Hilarious

  • @kieranhart5776
    @kieranhart5776 9 месяцев назад +273

    When a contestant says “Whitney Houston” you know you’re in for a real treat!

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 3 месяца назад +2

      I am that contestant

    • @traceydaizy
      @traceydaizy 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂

    • @mother0fpearlz772
      @mother0fpearlz772 2 месяца назад

      and losing some hearing XD

    • @hannahchallinor338
      @hannahchallinor338 2 месяца назад

      😮u8ru849ee0e8wpuueh9eue9eu0w8reurknhrrhieeie

    • @YasmeenKhan
      @YasmeenKhan 2 месяца назад +2

      see also: Mariah Carey, and occasionally Britney spears and Christina Aguilera

  • @annaarviso1520
    @annaarviso1520 Год назад +930

    Imagine getting a “no” and then finding out that a woman who makes noises with her nose was put through 😂😂

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Год назад +21

      @Anna Arviso. I know, that blew me away! Which instruments will she play through her nose in the next round?😎

    • @User-3O3
      @User-3O3 Год назад +44

      It's all one big joke anyway.

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso Год назад +36

      @@User-3O3Agreed. Probably put a few bad ones through so there’s someone to humiliate again in the next round. 😒

    • @michynature
      @michynature Год назад +13

      And the topless dancer teacher? I didn’t understand that one either.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +6

      @@michynature - I think they were just in awe of her body, which I have to admit I 100% understand. She wasn’t much of a singer, though.

  • @alexjgraves
    @alexjgraves 4 года назад +1378

    Let’s be honest we love the bad auditions more than the good auditions

  • @TheNei
    @TheNei 5 месяцев назад +107

    Good singers = 0.01% confidence
    Bad singers = 1,000% confidence
    i'm the best, 10/10🤣🤣🤣

    • @mathiasstrom7790
      @mathiasstrom7790 2 месяца назад +4

      People who are actually good knows their weaknesses and how much work it takes to sing well. Many people believe youre just born with a golden Voice and one day you open your mouth and perfect notes just flows out when any singer will tell you different lol

    • @openbook9000
      @openbook9000 Месяц назад +4

      Good singers tend to be a lot more humble than the bad singers lol

    • @Graham_Patch
      @Graham_Patch 5 дней назад +2

      Dunning-Krueger effect. Generally speaking it means that the more someone's proficiency improves, the more their confidence diminishes.

  • @ballisticmissl7919
    @ballisticmissl7919 4 месяца назад +49

    That Welsh maths teacher was absolutely hysterical

    • @sethieboy12
      @sethieboy12 2 месяца назад +8

      "Tom Jones cant sing like John Song , thats me! .. Goodness me" 😂

    • @harrydyer6275
      @harrydyer6275 Месяц назад +1

      He was my favourite his reactions and shock was even funnier than audition

    • @viviannek5211
      @viviannek5211 8 дней назад

      Yes and when you say to your parents „my math teacher is mental” they don’t believe you🤣

  • @mjnathan3730
    @mjnathan3730 4 года назад +1186

    These auditions are not something to be liked, but understood from an academic perspective!

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara 4 года назад +4

      Jiiii haaaan!

    • @MairMills
      @MairMills 4 года назад +30

      I am currently writing an essay on music as a competitive activity, all of this is great study material

    • @GrippingHorizon
      @GrippingHorizon 4 года назад +56

      Obviously your not an academic

    • @jakehughes735
      @jakehughes735 4 года назад +42

      And these people arent numbers there human beings

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 4 года назад +8

      @Petevo Is she actually dead?

  • @louisaaxo
    @louisaaxo 4 года назад +1443

    these bad auditions are the only thing keeping me sane.

    • @cheryltunmore8901
      @cheryltunmore8901 4 года назад +12

      Same here louisa!

    • @nancykelley7735
      @nancykelley7735 4 года назад +10

      Louisa Owusu RIGHT!?!....me too

    • @mrgadget1485
      @mrgadget1485 4 года назад +17

      Me too. I forgive myself so many poor decisions I have made in my life

    • @sw33ts0ur4
      @sw33ts0ur4 4 года назад +3

      I wanna like your comment but you're on 69 like and I'll leave it there

    • @kikimoj9512
      @kikimoj9512 4 года назад +5

      Same here 😊 Greetings from Montenegro 😊

  • @MissManaged84
    @MissManaged84 6 месяцев назад +146

    The cute Japanese woman was such a breath of fresh air! Just sweet and innocent.

    • @milly4556
      @milly4556 2 месяца назад +20

      Ikr! Like you can’t say anything bad about her, she seems so sweet and kind ❤

    • @tinestokmo44
      @tinestokmo44 29 дней назад +7

      She was sweet, but st the same time it really creeps me out when grown-up women act like 10 year old girls... It's just not right!

    • @yghiozzi
      @yghiozzi 13 дней назад +2

      @@tinestokmo44todays 10 year olds won’t be acting like that

    • @luckettt.
      @luckettt. 10 дней назад +2

      ⁠@@tinestokmo44or maybe she was just incredibly shy since it was a new environment for her. highly doubt her intentions were trying to come off that way. she was just nervous. it ain’t that deep.

    • @tinestokmo44
      @tinestokmo44 10 дней назад

      @@luckettt. Well, no matter the reason, it's still really weird!
      Also, some people acctually do act that way intentionally or subconsciously if they learned at a young age that speaking and acting like that would get them out of trouble or get them what they wanted. And they bring that behavior with them as and adult. You really haven't seen this before?

  • @captainspalding69er
    @captainspalding69er 9 месяцев назад +40

    50:35 singing group: we just need the right direction.
    Simon: yeah its over there, the door, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elizabethdugan6941
    @elizabethdugan6941 4 года назад +1469

    ever since quarantine I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every bad audition 😂😭😭

    • @BalsamCedar
      @BalsamCedar 4 года назад +3

      elizabeth dugan that’s a mood

    • @DiscordBalls
      @DiscordBalls 4 года назад +1

      Same here 😂😭

    • @nuala.delahunty
      @nuala.delahunty 4 года назад

      elizabeth dugan only thing that’s kept me going

    • @Uurple
      @Uurple 4 года назад

      True

    • @suzanneroche1243
      @suzanneroche1243 4 года назад

      The bad ones are the best! Half of these people have to be deaf! 😳💩💕

  • @zillailluhr
    @zillailluhr 4 года назад +1101

    Why do people think it’s illegal for the judges to say no?! lmao

    • @rainbows9060
      @rainbows9060 4 года назад +35

      Narcasisic injury! Its the "Ouch Factor."

    • @OnlyInCSO
      @OnlyInCSO 4 года назад +14

      cuz they are brit

    • @rainbows9060
      @rainbows9060 4 года назад +7

      @@j.c7719 I agree. I guess they must become intolerant after a while.

    • @garyedwards5768
      @garyedwards5768 3 года назад +16

      Because they can't handle being told the truth, they just want everyone to agree with them all the time

    • @helenJ34
      @helenJ34 3 года назад +16

      Because People can't take Negative Criticisms and it's pathetic.

  • @margaretsmallallan28
    @margaretsmallallan28 6 месяцев назад +191

    Louis and Sharon bring magic and humour to the Judges panel. The entire place breaks out when Louis tells an audition to sing another song, while Simon goes absent for a cigarette to cool his temper!

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 2 месяца назад +26

    Immediately loved the first contestant. What an UTTER sweetheart! Sorry her dream won't come true, but she has a heart of GOLD, and that's rare nowadays. Rarer than finding a superstar.
    Honey, you've got a lot to give to this world. Your kindness, the warmth of your smile, your honesty. You are an amazing person!

  • @iAmNothingness
    @iAmNothingness 4 года назад +900

    No one can replace Louis Walsh!!!

    • @omariraqiman
      @omariraqiman 4 года назад +55

      except johnny rocco the mafia man :D

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 4 года назад +25

      Louis Walsh? Same dude who tried to molest Mel B.

    • @dfadden62
      @dfadden62 4 года назад +2

      Multiplicity did he die???

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 4 года назад +12

      Anyone can- even my dog. I don't see why everyone raves about Louis Walsh. Just a homely middle aged man.

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 4 года назад +3

      @@omariraqiman Johnny Rocco is a total loser.

  • @KitsuneNarutoKun
    @KitsuneNarutoKun 4 года назад +1604

    These videos must take SO MUCH WORK because I don't think most of these clips are even on youtube! Thanks for the hard work!

    • @jasoncorr4619
      @jasoncorr4619 4 года назад +94

      Glad someone else recognised it as I was also going to comment this! The videos have been a great laugh and time filler! Thanks for posting

    • @bonbon54545
      @bonbon54545 4 года назад +17

      Are these bad auditions real?

    • @nathalieuy4055
      @nathalieuy4055 4 года назад +2

      @@jasoncorr4619 huhh9

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 4 года назад +3

      All of these were already in x-factor compilations.

    • @bonbon54545
      @bonbon54545 4 года назад +4

      Dean Girl are these bad auditions real?

  • @m.p.776
    @m.p.776 2 месяца назад +9

    It's so cringey when people cry and beg the judges! Like, how can you embarrass yourself like that?

  • @Linda-sq2ti
    @Linda-sq2ti 6 месяцев назад +43

    Simon is so callous at times , but he knows best , and doesn't want to waste anyone's time if they are not good enough . He is just being honest .

    • @jessbarnes8521
      @jessbarnes8521 3 месяца назад +5

      Dannii always seems to say no. She seems a lot harsher than Kylie who seems sweet and warm.

  • @JohnSmith-hh2nz
    @JohnSmith-hh2nz 4 года назад +406

    Other door...other door...other door...other door....
    Simon says so much in only two words.

    • @David-ve5iq
      @David-ve5iq 3 года назад +6

      Technically thats 8 words.

    • @onieshianapoleon2547
      @onieshianapoleon2547 Год назад +1

      Damn

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Год назад

      @John Smith. I wonder why they don't put a sign....OTHER DOOR😎

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +3

      “Other door” was Simonese for “you suck.”

  • @brian-thecommonbreath8388
    @brian-thecommonbreath8388 4 года назад +479

    All round the towns and everything.

    • @zillailluhr
      @zillailluhr 4 года назад +63

      It was good wasn’t it? Let’s face it

    • @ginaldeguer
      @ginaldeguer 4 года назад +53

      and that is the truth of a matter

    • @ginaldeguer
      @ginaldeguer 4 года назад +51

      nothing I'm lazy at the moment

    • @ginaldeguer
      @ginaldeguer 4 года назад +45

      better than madonna

    • @evientually
      @evientually 4 года назад +45

      That's very rude, isn't it?

  • @melindapupos8668
    @melindapupos8668 7 месяцев назад +34

    When Simon says it o the twins "everything was insane.
    The wigs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I've heard it so many times and I still laugh very hard every time I hear it

  • @steveleamont
    @steveleamont 10 месяцев назад +33

    ‘If I wanna give birth on live tv while singing that’s my choice…’

  • @JohnSmith-hh2nz
    @JohnSmith-hh2nz 4 года назад +570

    A tip to those rejected: don't go into the booth and smugly proclaim, "When I'm making millions and at the top of the charts, you missed out on a major opportunity." You won't, you're not, and they didn't.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 года назад +27

      Amen. Lost souls with no talent.

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 года назад +9

      Lost turds

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 года назад +4

      @@Scratchingforcash your comment doesent actually make sense were did u get that out of what he said

    • @elainaknibb6809
      @elainaknibb6809 4 года назад

      Mollie King from The Saturdays got a rude X Factor no and sort of managed it

    • @kyra_from_kerkyra
      @kyra_from_kerkyra 4 года назад

      @@Scratchingforcash You obviously can't even read

  • @kyahwoods9841
    @kyahwoods9841 4 года назад +492

    Bad Singers: I’m amazing!
    Good Singers: I don’t think I’m good

    • @flyingcapsicum
      @flyingcapsicum 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, singing is no exception to the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

    • @lk4543
      @lk4543 4 года назад +15

      Never fails to amaze me how delusional the bad singers are - if only we all believed in ourselves that much

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne 4 года назад +3

      Pretty much sums it up

    • @faithfulforever6331
      @faithfulforever6331 3 года назад +5

      @@flyingcapsicum I didn't know about the Dunning -Kruger Effect. I had to look it up to see what it meant. "Coined in 1999 by then-Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger, the eponymous Dunning-Kruger Effect is a cognitive bias whereby people who are incompetent at something are unable to recognize their own incompetence." It's amazing that it is so prevalent as to be actually recognized as a psychological state!

    • @faithfulforever6331
      @faithfulforever6331 3 года назад +5

      And I do think it is also probable that people who ARE gifted, talented, intelligent, good-looking etc. very often do not recognize their own abilities or gifts. It all has to do with self-esteem. You can have way too much or not nearly enough.

  • @aarontaylor2308
    @aarontaylor2308 2 месяца назад +20

    The apprentice jockey with Louis and Sharon laughing. Iconic 😂😂😂😂

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 2 месяца назад

      Sharon was horribly drunk and it's a total disgrace to let a drunk person judge. She always tells Simon and Louis to contain themselves and not laugh. Here she did, what they did. When they walked away, she even bumped against the door.
      Get your act together, Sharon! I liked your more sensible and oftentimes gentle approach. Lay off the booze!
      That said: race jockeys are tiny, thin people. This woman was not thin at all. Which makes her not an apprentice jockey. Don't know why she said that.

    • @fall-inpeace2523
      @fall-inpeace2523 Месяц назад

      @@gardenjoy5223 stfu she did just fine judging drunk or not she did great and that moment was more iconic than most people think BECAUSE she’s always so reserved so to see her let loose and laugh was refreshing

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Месяц назад

      @@fall-inpeace2523 lol. I guess the stfu all applies to little weirdos like you.
      And pray, inform us how someone like you and the word peace go together. You've proven otherwise.

    • @m0chikim_
      @m0chikim_ Месяц назад

      ​@@gardenjoy5223 Do you know her life? Hop off of her. Thats probably the exact reason he starting laughing at her first, cuz he didn't see a heavyset woman like her riding a horse. A bit insensitive tbh

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Месяц назад

      @@m0chikim_ Sharon was indeed insensitive, which she normally is not.
      Being drunk on the job and in public is something not to be pushed under the rug though. I like Sharon at all other times.

  • @churchtalkunlimited
    @churchtalkunlimited 5 месяцев назад +30

    Simon Cowell gets a bad reputation, for telling people the truth. Thank you Simon!

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su Месяц назад +1

      Some of them are barking mad I have the X factor yes but not on planet earth 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @madij.7464
    @madij.7464 4 года назад +640

    In Emma’s audition her mother says “we have just pushed and pushed and pushed her” and then to Simon she does a full 180 and says “we’ve not pushed her” and that’s the most annoying thing about her parents attitude

    • @sethc6663
      @sethc6663 4 года назад +36

      I thought they were going to eat the judges 😲

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 3 года назад +27

      They just want to be on TV ... especially the mother

    • @madij.7464
      @madij.7464 3 года назад +14

      Leon Jos definitely, people like them sicken me to my core

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 3 года назад +16

      @@madij.7464 Advice for them... GET A REAL JOB !

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks 3 года назад +18

      Have you seen them on nightmare neighbor? They're actually all pretty bad there. (it's the first episode of the first season)

  • @marym4613
    @marym4613 4 года назад +397

    the way louis always looks at simon and just laughs is so adorable to me

    • @marym4613
      @marym4613 3 года назад +1

      Guinea Pig maybe maybe

    • @witchycat15
      @witchycat15 3 года назад +15

      "You've got 45 members??"

    • @slit4659
      @slit4659 3 года назад +1

      Mary.....Simon and Louie are LOVERS...

    • @lalaland2107
      @lalaland2107 3 года назад +12

      He has an adorable face. Can't lie.

    • @the-berries-and-cream-dude
      @the-berries-and-cream-dude Месяц назад +1

      It gives vibes when you find something funny and you turn to your friends to see if they’re also laughing 😂

  • @norbyn6537
    @norbyn6537 4 месяца назад +31

    the japanese lady was the cutest ever its like when someone has a hard crush on a guy and she finally got a hug and a kiss from her crush she didnt even care if they say yes or no her dream was already accomplished haha she so cute and polite that we didnt even care about her singing anymore

    • @Izzy-ql7mb
      @Izzy-ql7mb 2 месяца назад +2

      Ikr she was so adorable

    • @tinestokmo44
      @tinestokmo44 29 дней назад +2

      Do you not find it kinda creepy when adults act as ten year olds? Idk, I am really uncomfortable about it.

    • @LeeGordon-fp9zf
      @LeeGordon-fp9zf 5 дней назад

      @@tinestokmo44 There is something wrong with you if you find a lady who hasn't hurt you to be creepy. I think you need to sort yrself out before you judge others. By yr comments you seem to be mentally off balance. Get help

  • @sherrillbonner388
    @sherrillbonner388 3 месяца назад +9

    I love watching Sharon - she's the only one who acts interested in the singers and tries to lift them up without laughing in their faces !!

  • @kaceyhill8802
    @kaceyhill8802 4 года назад +345

    You just know the audition will be bad when they compare themselves to Whitney Houston, Celine Dion or Mariah Carey

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 3 года назад +16

      As soon as they say they good as this 3 divas..there’s when the disaster started

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara 3 года назад +3

      ...or Leonard Cohen's Halleluiah. Been a row of cases like this in the 1st Hungarian series.

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Год назад

      This is the most copy pasted comment on these videos

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 Год назад +3

      I don't know why anyone tries to sing "My Heart Will Go On" on any of these shows. Almost nobody can sing that one without sounding like they're just yelling.

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 Год назад +1

      Saying you can sing like Freddy Mercury is another bad sign. Michael Jackson: NEVER goes well. People rarely pick more obscure artists that they wish to sound like, or people w/realistically-achievable voices (like Tom Waits).

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 3 года назад +270

    Omg Simon messing with that guy who prepared 18 songs is the most lawful evil yet hysterically funny thing I've seen in ages.
    You would have thought that at some point, he'd catch on but no....

    • @matthewrutherford5198
      @matthewrutherford5198 Год назад +5

      No. 😂

    • @yannii52
      @yannii52 Год назад +3

      I love him! I have been looking for the UK Vampire Singer for the longest.

    • @darkemo96
      @darkemo96 Год назад +11

      The guy should be doing ASMR videos he's got "the Voice" for it

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +6

      I have to say that he had a nice voice…when he was speaking, NOT when he was singing!

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@PatchedUpTwice I actually think I agree with you. Like... audiobooks or news reading or something

  • @brunesi
    @brunesi 3 месяца назад +9

    Whoever selected the back music for each contestant is kind of a genius. It's right on point with the person attitude and an overall humorous ambience, even setting the mood according to the candidate's age often times. Really amazing job.

  • @user-kw1hx4sx3l
    @user-kw1hx4sx3l 2 месяца назад +6

    'Do you know Elvis Presley?' - c'mon, really? 😆 🤣 😂

  • @MM-ho1rw
    @MM-ho1rw 4 года назад +183

    As soon as they say Whitney you know it's gonna be a train wreck.

  • @themilkguzzler2467
    @themilkguzzler2467 2 года назад +124

    "We just need the right direction"
    "Over there, the door"
    😂😂😂

  • @murielleleblanc4377
    @murielleleblanc4377 Месяц назад +5

    He says I’😢d leave the bar! That was real funny

  • @knockoutking3764
    @knockoutking3764 7 месяцев назад +15

    The twins looked older than 44! DAMN!

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 4 года назад +285

    I love Tushko from Japan. She was so adorable.

    • @boskeep1
      @boskeep1 4 года назад +23

      i knowww she was like a puppy dog and I would protect her with my life

    • @asmrloves147
      @asmrloves147 4 года назад +7

      Simon was so ready to bone her tho. Like it was all over his face 😂😭😭

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 4 года назад +3

      I thought she was a moron.

    • @asmrloves147
      @asmrloves147 4 года назад +26

      Claudia Krizay why u gotta be like that😂😭 she was just so excited to see Simon loooool

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay 4 года назад +2

      @@asmrloves147 First of all, the word is you, not "u." And loooool? What in the hell is that? More trashy internet lingo??? I would say do away with it. Why would anyone be that excited to see Simon anyways. Maybe she is a bit promiscuous???

  • @gabe-po9yi
    @gabe-po9yi 3 года назад +245

    The first woman, Susan what a sweet woman. You can tell she doesn’t have a lot of self-confidence, so it was really brave of her to get up in front of them and give it a go.

    • @farahsummers1171
      @farahsummers1171 Год назад +36

      Yes she was an absolute sweetheart. I love that you saw that too. Beautiful comment ❤

    • @eliseobrien7709
      @eliseobrien7709 6 месяцев назад +10

      Yes, but surely she doesn’t think she has a chance up against youth, beauty, good voices and personality. There are many venues where she could have her dream of performing in public, such as community choirs. The idea of being a celebrity is more important than being talented.

    • @lizzie1897
      @lizzie1897 5 месяцев назад

      Think she’s on something, very slow. Too much confidence if she thinks she’s a singer or pop star

    • @anitap8057
      @anitap8057 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@eliseobrien7709 Right. I think she might do well in a choir.

    • @mirjanavarjacic4148
      @mirjanavarjacic4148 3 месяца назад

      Susan je predivna iako je bolesna.To se na njoj vidi.Zato se nitko nesmije ismijavati takvoj osobi.

  • @reneminii
    @reneminii 10 месяцев назад +11

    i love seeing the ones like “i’m gonna be a star, just watch this space” and now it’s like 20 years later and surprisingly… they aren’t stars

  • @bcd8208
    @bcd8208 4 года назад +138

    "Simon I always thought that you were such a wonderful man who told the truth."
    "I did. It's a no."
    Straight up savage.

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Год назад +3

      Johnny Rocko needs a reality check. Take the cannoli and leave us alone!😎

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 3 месяца назад +4

      😂 Incredible! She is so much in her delirium, she think they are good, and Simon a man of word, so, she can not believe he say the true! 😂 Why he will dping that!? Waow! Impressive how far a delirium can goes on! 😂 If they were good, why he said No, bad, blabla. So stupid!

  • @Partypaddo
    @Partypaddo 4 года назад +161

    "I wanna throw myself in the coffin after that" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад

      @cautiouslasagna - No, he meant they were depressing and morbid.

  • @stormexaustralia77
    @stormexaustralia77 10 месяцев назад +11

    Emma from Ramsbottom parents on the intro "we have pushed her and pushed her and got her to sing"..... in front of the judges "we've not pushed her" 😂😂😂😂

  • @geoffreyhart9058
    @geoffreyhart9058 6 месяцев назад +10

    Simon:- 32:20 I love his one liners, for instance... 'If I was looking to hire a rug, I'd would hire you tomorrow' Priceless!

  • @kimberlygagnon-rix-sletten1443
    @kimberlygagnon-rix-sletten1443 4 года назад +151

    Zoe reminded me of Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!! LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 4 года назад +129

    Simon said the wigs and it was their actual hair..... OMG!!!

  • @robsonclaire1981
    @robsonclaire1981 5 месяцев назад +9

    To the woman singing Whitney... My son came to my bedroom saying who's signing so horrible? They woke me up! Why was she screaming? Lol, yeah I should have turned it down lol, take the hint Mrs! Lol

    • @gcop7143
      @gcop7143 5 месяцев назад

      OMG haha that’s really funny ngl

    • @ThatBritishSnep
      @ThatBritishSnep 6 дней назад +1

      one of the best comments on this video lmfao

  • @veramandado4604
    @veramandado4604 3 месяца назад +5

    This is the funniest show to watch, I can’t believe that there are so people many so deaf in the world.

  • @erinthesystem9608
    @erinthesystem9608 Год назад +49

    "That was horrible."
    "Horribly GOOD?"
    ~
    "I want to see my name in headlights."

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +6

      He certainly won’t see his name in floodlights, or footlights. And he’ll only see headlights if he stops in front of a moving car at night.

    • @stefansekulic7903
      @stefansekulic7903 3 месяца назад +2

      Deer in the headlights😅

    • @murielleleblanc4377
      @murielleleblanc4377 20 дней назад

      @@PatchedUpTwicecracks me up that is funny

  • @missydeyo5042
    @missydeyo5042 2 года назад +82

    42:41
    "You've never stabbed anyone before?"
    "She murdered the song"
    💀💀💀🤣🤣

    • @user-kq1pz2qb6b
      @user-kq1pz2qb6b 2 месяца назад +3

      She scared me, smiled wayyy too much

  • @pattiwalsh1119
    @pattiwalsh1119 7 месяцев назад +5

    I love Louie Walsh. It's my name too! Walsh!

  • @bonniefowee3920
    @bonniefowee3920 3 месяца назад +4

    I like Simon he’s honest 😂

  • @peterpiper831
    @peterpiper831 4 года назад +235

    That "family group" of 4 seem like they have come out of some cult.
    Very weird and manipulative.
    Then she says, " We just need the right direction."
    Simon says " It's over there, the door."

    • @blahblahblah4993
      @blahblahblah4993 4 года назад +31

      They were awful! ‘I have to go out there and tell my kids!’ Christ 😧

    • @garyedwards5321
      @garyedwards5321 3 года назад +4

      So deluded and it's sad they think they have any quality when in reality they can't sing

    • @Writeowl
      @Writeowl 3 года назад +44

      “I’ve gotta go out there and tell my kids”. It’s a singing competition, not a terminal cancer diagnosis!! 😑😑😑

    • @biomutant1468
      @biomutant1468 2 года назад +12

      Right, they probably weren’t seeing the big picture but everyone can tell they’re insincere and manipulative, if they had let them through they would’ve been eliminated quickly anyways because they were simply bad.

    • @neptunianmoon6285
      @neptunianmoon6285 2 года назад

      Yeah, I hated them, wanted to punch the one couple.

  • @louissmith1393
    @louissmith1393 4 года назад +265

    Back when X Factor used to be entertaining.

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Год назад +9

      Now it's overproduced and fake

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +5

      I stopped watching the bad auditions compilations when they had people audition in front of a live audience. I tried, but it wasn’t the same. So much more fun when it was just in front of the three or four judges. And once Simon left - forget it. (I’ve never seen the actual show; I just love the bad auditions!)

    • @EternalPayne
      @EternalPayne Год назад

      At the people's expense

    • @moexxn
      @moexxn 6 месяцев назад

      @@EternalPaynewell to be fair a lot of these people are so far up their own @sses that they seriously needed a reality check

  • @anamarija1898
    @anamarija1898 7 месяцев назад +6

    The list of songs as he reads it sound more and more like a psycho Playlist. 😂

  • @Magelog490
    @Magelog490 14 дней назад +1

    Louis has a contagious laugh that brighten the room, which the other guy didn't have.

  • @Gonken88
    @Gonken88 2 года назад +197

    Simon was spot on about the math tutor. Educated, pillar of the community, has access to kids and thinks that was acceptable.

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Год назад +11

      @Gonken88. He was an absolute freak show!🤪😎

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Год назад

      @Gonken88. Yes, that guy was one sick puppy. So hideous, untalented and unattractive. 🤮😎

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +11

      But it was “for the people of Wales!” I have a feeling the people of Wales were all screaming “Nooooo!” at their TVs.

    • @chyaboi11
      @chyaboi11 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@greeneyez0697Now you're doing too much

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 4 месяца назад +2

      He's a MATH teacher, not a singing teacher! He's as incapable as the rest of the bad singers to tell who is good or bad, but what do you expect? Being able to choose good singers to mentor is a SKILL, and why would a math teacher have that skill?

  • @korruptionk6953
    @korruptionk6953 4 года назад +108

    "It was terrible."
    No Way..

  • @Sandrineworld
    @Sandrineworld 6 месяцев назад +5

    When i feel down, i just have to watch this and my mood is up again!

  • @rogibson9157
    @rogibson9157 6 месяцев назад +4

    Susan was so sweet and sincere.

  • @jamesstafford6920
    @jamesstafford6920 2 года назад +111

    It never fails. If someone says they have the X Factor and they have a 10 out of 10 voice, they're about to fall flat.

  • @NotQuiteFirst
    @NotQuiteFirst 2 года назад +75

    1:43:19 Emma's mum: "we've literally pushed her and pushed her and pushed her, and got her to sing"
    1:46:12 Simon: You have to take responsibility for her disappointment
    Emma's mum: "we've not pushed her"

    • @user-tf8vj7bu2u
      @user-tf8vj7bu2u 5 месяцев назад +2

      thats probably editing not gonna lie

  • @sw6188
    @sw6188 6 месяцев назад +34

    I could tell Rachael had an attitude before she even opened her mouth. The facial expressions, the preening, the inappropriate attire. She's a "look at me" queen who thinks she's "all that".

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice 5 месяцев назад +10

      Be nice if she’d wash her hair once in a while, too.🤢

    • @pollypurree1834
      @pollypurree1834 3 месяца назад

      She's a hooker, btw, who works at a massage parlor.

    • @dillaarts2
      @dillaarts2 2 месяца назад

      She looked like she was on drugs

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 Месяц назад +1

      It looked like there could be some substances... happening or sth? 😅

    • @LeeGordon-fp9zf
      @LeeGordon-fp9zf 5 дней назад

      Rachael was awful
      Her parents need a slap.

  • @maggiegonzalez7117
    @maggiegonzalez7117 6 месяцев назад +5

    When Johnny Rocko started in Sicilian I KNEW IT WAS A THREAT!! It was very obvious. And he meant it too!

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice 5 месяцев назад +1

      Staged. If he actually threatened someone’s life in front of television cameras he’d have to be a total twat. And the cops would be knocking on his door in short order. No one truly connected would be that blatant.

  • @beardedentity
    @beardedentity 4 года назад +94

    1:24:22
    That fiancee is a POS. He was thinking about the money he could be leeching off the woman (if she got into the competition) MORE than the safety of the baby and the mother. He reacted worse than the woman, which showed us everything.

    • @thine.
      @thine. 4 года назад +10

      yeah, he seems like a real asshole... and the way he reacted seemed like he cares waaaay more about his wife winning than his wife delivering a baby

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 Год назад

      what the fuck happened to her teeth jesus

  • @erehjeager9381
    @erehjeager9381 4 года назад +82

    why are we so obsessed with these?

    • @michellehubertaagaard4481
      @michellehubertaagaard4481 3 года назад +16

      Because it makes us feel better about ourselves 😂

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Год назад

      @EveH Jeager. I wish I knew! But many of us are under some kind of spell!😎

  • @kacanovotna5821
    @kacanovotna5821 6 месяцев назад +9

    I actually have some doubts about the level and availability of medical care in Britain, especially dental care 🙄

  • @thisuserisntavalaible
    @thisuserisntavalaible 4 года назад +179

    Rachel is freaking legend😂 just like our fav holistic vocal coach😂

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 4 года назад +27

      The holistic coach passed away.

    • @thisuserisntavalaible
      @thisuserisntavalaible 4 года назад +8

      SCRATCHING FOR CASH what😧 I didn’t know omg🤭

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 4 года назад +2

      Hedi Stylinsøn www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10421288/ariel-burdett-x-factor-death/amp/ sadly in November

    • @fionnuala.o
      @fionnuala.o 4 года назад

      She got like, murdered or summ didn’t she? (Holistic vocal coach

    • @nancyclark864
      @nancyclark864 4 года назад +3

      @Anna Likan she committed suicide.

  • @copandondotto
    @copandondotto 2 года назад +122

    The fact that the husband was cursing at the cameras when his pregnant wife was told a no sort of worries me.

    • @abbymymonkeyandme2880
      @abbymymonkeyandme2880 Год назад +48

      I see your point. He went from loving towards her, opening the door for her to flipping out, storming off without her and out comes the real arsehole who was depending on her to win the whole competition. Imagine what he'd be like if she didn't & probably wouldn't. Like i said arsehole.

    • @nopcshere6097
      @nopcshere6097 Год назад +31

      It does point to an abusive marriage. If that's what he's like on worldwide TV, I hate to imagine what he's like behind closed doors.

    • @thine.
      @thine. Год назад +22

      yeah.. the way he just ignored her and stormed off.. almost like "ugh you're not gonna make me money now despite it being possibly dangerous for you🤬🤬"

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Год назад +24

      @@abbymymonkeyandme2880 I hope her and the child who would be close to 17 by now, are okay today. I hope that wonderful nice woman left him. He's just as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside too. That was scary...

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад

      @@mariahmueller579 - Amen! He saw her as his meal ticket. He was a scumbag, plain and simple.

  • @jtg3765
    @jtg3765 3 месяца назад +4

    I love Sharon's control.

  • @mikesmancave8833
    @mikesmancave8833 6 месяцев назад +4

    Poor emma. The mother is forcing her to live out her unrealised dream.

  • @mrgadget1485
    @mrgadget1485 4 года назад +80

    Louie: "I just can't see her riding a horse". LMAO!

  • @goldenmoney9864
    @goldenmoney9864 4 года назад +35

    Aww that Japanese lady was so humble , nice and cute🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @robblydubbly
    @robblydubbly 2 месяца назад +3

    Listen Susan’s a legend . I’d have loved to have grown up listening to her singing in the house like that . People need to appraise people who express themselves … she was such a sweetheart .. one of life’s innocent angelic beings x Susan I loved your singing ❤

  • @sarahcarr4335
    @sarahcarr4335 5 месяцев назад +7

    They need to upload more videos cause I’m running out of ones I haven’t seen and once that happens I will fall into a deep depression 😅

  • @gothicgrandma4559
    @gothicgrandma4559 4 года назад +82

    Sharon Osbourne has just got the best poker face ever. Everyone else is completely unable to stop themselves laughing but Sharon is just totally straight faced. She must have had a lot of practice at it with her family's antics.

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Год назад +12

      She's so nice and sweet too. I wonder why so many people think she's mean..

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +6

      She’s been quite nasty to some contestants, but I like her anyway.

    • @fannyfroeschl
      @fannyfroeschl 10 месяцев назад +3

      🙃
      I'm one of them & I am wondering about people who like her.
      Whenever I see her, I get fake & dishonesty vibes.
      I can't stand her.

    • @flickingbollocks5542
      @flickingbollocks5542 5 месяцев назад +2

      She always tries to give them a positive message when they are so flicking bad.
      But I love her when she is sent over the top by these lunatics.

  • @SimartyPantz
    @SimartyPantz 2 года назад +66

    I hope Simon realizes the bad auditions are more important to us than winners for entertainment ❤️🤣❤️

  • @SamuelGBerman
    @SamuelGBerman Месяц назад +2

    Wild that not 1 person who said “u wait and see we will be BIG ONE DAY” ever got big

  • @anthonyhaylock6655
    @anthonyhaylock6655 6 месяцев назад +4

    Singing at funerals , no hope at X factor

  • @nancykelley7735
    @nancykelley7735 4 года назад +69

    The sweet woman from Japan almost made me cry!!! SO INNOCENT!

    • @llbb110
      @llbb110 Год назад +4

      Juvenile, rather

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Год назад +7

      @@llbb110 I think in Japan they want the women to be more juvenile. They always look, dress, act and talk very child like. I always thought that was weird and odd. Creepy almost. She was pretty though.

  • @nosferatu8530
    @nosferatu8530 4 года назад +91

    It is insane how delusional most people are. Not just with singing on shows like this, but humanity in general. 90% are dangerously and seriously disturbed. It scares me beyond words...

    • @gorgjesss
      @gorgjesss 9 месяцев назад +7

      Okay vampire lover 😂

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 3 месяца назад +1

      I think same! A lot are disturbed, in delirium (i am the best, i will be star blabla), it is really cringe and spooky, beyond the funny context.

    • @jvampyre1744
      @jvampyre1744 3 месяца назад +1

      Meeee too..... Meeeee too!!!! The utter lack of self awareness is truly terrifying.

  • @jens2old2care
    @jens2old2care 5 месяцев назад +11

    You gotta feel bad for some of these folks. They lack self-awareness, but it sucks to see their dreams killed off.

    • @xandyrwlkyr2563
      @xandyrwlkyr2563 4 месяца назад

      They could still have a measure of their dreams fulfilled, but they actually have to put in the hard work and sacrifice of focused practice while getting properly trained. Of all the arts of mankind, it seems like singing is the one where most people who want that career think they can just fly with no hard work or training.

  • @sharonstory6479
    @sharonstory6479 Месяц назад +3

    Sometimes I don't know how the judges stand listening to so many excruciatingly bad people who are truly convinced they can sing.

  • @a.r.mproductions5616
    @a.r.mproductions5616 3 года назад +101

    Love Louis and Simon’s bromance. They’re always smiling at each other across the table. 😂❤️

    • @dannyrichards6233
      @dannyrichards6233 2 года назад +1

      Lol. 😂

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Год назад

      @@dannyrichards6233 You are stupid and lazy using the expression "lol" with a dumb smiling face. obviously you can't think of anything more unusual to say.

  • @vss6467
    @vss6467 4 года назад +27

    Rachel: That was good wasn't it?
    Simon: No, no
    Rachel: 👁️ 👁️
    👄

    • @TheNei
      @TheNei 3 месяца назад

      👁️👁️
      👃
      👄

  • @frogganna
    @frogganna 11 месяцев назад +10

    Girl thinks she can be as good as Christina Aguilera but can't even say her name right

  • @Lightskinfr
    @Lightskinfr Месяц назад +2

    When they say Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey you know it’s gonna be bad😂

  • @thehoneybadger1223
    @thehoneybadger1223 4 года назад +110

    Not all heroes wear capes, some make YT compilations ❤

    • @thehoneybadger1223
      @thehoneybadger1223 3 года назад +5

      I doubt they see any money because the videos usually get claimed by someone else

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Год назад +3

      @@thehoneybadger1223 for real. They upload them for us.

  • @dr.padmajaguruprasad2912
    @dr.padmajaguruprasad2912 4 года назад +97

    Louie, Sharon and Simon are literally me and my friends during lectures!!

  • @ronaldli5
    @ronaldli5 6 месяцев назад +4

    43:30 segment was so cute.. oh my gosh.. She was genuinely excited and shy. I'm happy they were kind to her, but louis and danny took the 2 yeses that simon would've loved to give (instead of them since the girl admired simon and i've noticed they always say yes for the person who admires them to not break their heart) and he looked at them for that exact reason hahaha.

  • @TayWoode
    @TayWoode 5 месяцев назад +3

    Watching these bad ones remind me of how hilariously accurate the Peter Kay parody was of Britain’s got the pop factor

  • @shadowrin1790
    @shadowrin1790 3 года назад +40

    The pregnant lady sounded amazing!!!!

    • @hennessiekennedy5602
      @hennessiekennedy5602 3 месяца назад +8

      Right I felt so bad for her🥺

    • @mirahshay1833
      @mirahshay1833 3 месяца назад +9

      She was so good 😢 she deserved a yes. I hope she had another chance

  • @HUNDREDACREWOOD.
    @HUNDREDACREWOOD. 4 года назад +79

    *DONT SING WHITNEY HOUSTON, CELINE DION OR MARIAH CAREY*
    *YOU CAN NOT DO IT*

  • @alwayssearching1882
    @alwayssearching1882 Месяц назад +3

    Louis laugh makes my bad day good.

  • @grayb7420
    @grayb7420 6 месяцев назад +6

    So many deluded people willing to make complete fools of themselves

  • @spazarellapoet8735
    @spazarellapoet8735 2 года назад +60

    That vocal coach stole that ladies money for 2 and a half years 80 pounds a session that is crazy

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 Год назад +16

      18 i think he said

    • @pollypurree1834
      @pollypurree1834 Год назад +4

      He looked like a classic liberal. Seriously.

    • @jessbarnes8521
      @jessbarnes8521 3 месяца назад +2

      She was absolutely terrible. Get a refund.

    • @JMJung-od4em
      @JMJung-od4em Месяц назад

      He looks like a phony Ian Mckellan 😂 oh AND a classic liberal too.

    • @levent.a.7280
      @levent.a.7280 18 дней назад

      It's not his fault, the woman is delusional for believing a vocal coach can improve her voice, if you don't have it you don't have it.

  • @ericarickert6775
    @ericarickert6775 3 года назад +151

    The best part of all of this was the judges realizing they wanted Louie back! Louie brings a happiness and sillyness to the table that literally flows through with the other judges ... You can see the difference in all of the judges IMMEDIATELY! Their more relaxed and more into the role of judging and having a good time and laughing while doing their job. So happy to see the other judges admitting that they needed Louie back! 💖

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Год назад +5

      Louie is overrated. The show would be fine without him.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Год назад +6

      Erica Rickert, I’m with you: I loved Louie.

    • @sistagalsistagal8136
      @sistagalsistagal8136 5 месяцев назад +2

      They must have Sharon and Louie at these auditions. And I love that they annoy Simon so much putting through bad ones, just for that very purpose. 😂