I was sitting in my friends room while I waited for her to come back from her MTB afternoon and when you said “calicos are sl$ts” her cat ((which is also a calico 💀)) turned around and gave me the BIGGEST stink face on Earth 😂💀
This was super adorable and I loved it soo much! Your voice, the way you said everything made the script feel that much more real! I'd loveee a second part!
Suru, you are so talented! You always sound so *incredibly* natural?! 🤩 This video is one of my favourites but I even find myself enjoying audios I normally wouldn't be into (like neko listener or your more yandere type stuff! Your delivery is so good, I can't help but love them!)
PFFFT overwork my ass, I wolk 20 miyles up hill with single fuut jast to get to my advanced high school++. I had to fight 6 keeller whales with eenvisable saws juast to open *DOOR* . I even tiyme travol eenside of *car* just to eggsplode tyrannasirus rex with dienamit A+ 2000. And I'm still not even tired.
Yall, I need help. Im searching for an audio that I haven't listened to in a long time, but I can't remember the name of the audio or the channel. It was about Listener adopting a Neko, and it turns out their last owner tried to "take advantage" of them, claiming that they deserved it for being nice to the neko, but when the neko refused, and scratched the ex owner in self defense, the owner got pissed and abandonded the neko back at the pound, and now, because he desperately doesnt want to go back to the pound, he tries to do what the ex owner wanted him to do, but to Listener, but Listener freaks out a smidge, because they had no intentions of that whatsoever, and then the neko, through tears, explains what happened with his last owner, and then says he's ready to do his part this time, so he doesnt get abandonded, but Listener immeaditly comforts and reassures him that it is not necassary, and that they would never do or ask that of him. And the rest is just comfort. If yall could help me find it I wouldbe eternally grateful, I'm dying to listen to it again, I love reverse comfort.
Dunnno how I just got to this one now😅😢 but my cat whipped its head around my slapped my phone out of my hands when he heard “ calicos are sl&ts”😂 I’m still laughing real hard😂
Awwww are you jealous that i hung out with another neko. You know you are the only neko that gets to get this close to me you are also the only neko who i allow to hold me close with their tail rapped around me
Do you have a patreon/would consider starting one where you post slightly spicy continuations of your audios? It stopped JUST as it was getting good! Lol
See your head hurts part of being hungover also my friend does not drink they are to scared to and i was driving so i could not drink so that mean you drank the bottle and are now hungover come on get up Mr.Lazy
my calico cat sitying next to me like hes never heard such bullcrap in his life
Same here except I don't know what type of cat mine is
@@MONOEDITZ75 a Calico cat Is a cat with white,orange and black mixed colored cat
@@rihannamillebacani6359 never said mine was one how about you pay more attention to learning how to read
@@MONOEDITZ75 bruh chill the fuck out. They were literally just trying to help😑
Oops sorry bout that got a little aggressive there
I have a cat. He is also a calico and when Suru said "calico's are slvtty" i tell you i looked at my cat and he was side eyeing me- 😭
I was sitting in my friends room while I waited for her to come back from her MTB afternoon and when you said “calicos are sl$ts” her cat ((which is also a calico 💀)) turned around and gave me the BIGGEST stink face on Earth 😂💀
Hahhahahahhahahaha😂
Animals can hear us😄
@@Ben29405 another trans one 😮
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😢A99
Everyone knows the best cure to a Neko's hangover. To Stay Hydrated!
Yeah but it’s quite hard when they are scared of water, they keep running away!
with beer
@@MommyDopha yessirrr
@@MommyDopha no 😂
@@Angel-hl7ph yes
The "I'm not hungover im sick!" was reminding me of the "im not f*ck drunk -can you tell the time? -yeah *turns to clock* I am not f*cking drunk"
I’m a veterinary technician and I almost want that tattooed on my arm. “Calicoes are sluts!”
YESS, YESS, YESS, YESS!!!
Literally my cat would not stop bugging me while listening to this- 😭
god damn this audio is just too cute, it made my heart do too many things
This was super adorable and I loved it soo much! Your voice, the way you said everything made the script feel that much more real! I'd loveee a second part!
I feel the "dont steal my blanket" tone of voice
Leave my blankets alone...thats my stack of suggles.
2:55 i wasn’t expecting that calico comment 😂
my cousin has a calico cat and as soon as you said her cat looked at me like he would kill me
This was soo adorable ahhh , really love this lol literally giving me butterflies 🦋🦋😭😭💙💙
Haha same
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Suru, you are so talented! You always sound so *incredibly* natural?! 🤩 This video is one of my favourites but I even find myself enjoying audios I normally wouldn't be into (like neko listener or your more yandere type stuff! Your delivery is so good, I can't help but love them!)
My heart....he's to adorable. 🥺❤️
Fr
6:35 ur LAUGH 😔🫶
you delivered this script PERECTLY!
Whoop! Look forward to listening to this when I get out of work!
my calico cat is so offended rn-
I WANT THE CALICOS POINT OF VIEW…
the butterflies and jitters and jigglys I get from this video>>>>>
the calico discourse is sending me 😂
That was actually really cute ♡
Calico's are what now- 😂😂😂😂
13:49 *I will happily scratch out their eyes*
3:01 woah damn ok...had to pause for a minute to catch my breath 😳 🤣
HAHAHA I GOT PREPARED FOR SOMETHING BC OF YOUR COMMENT BUT DIDNT EXPECT THAT
3:14
Me: *Pauses the video*
also me: AYO THATS KINDA SUS
Ok... But that laugh-❤️🛐
This is heckin cute ♡
Also...I need to know if nekos make biscuits the way actual cats do
The puffing noises make it more cute
Ty this was a good thing to listen to as I try to sleep
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance
-Remember to eat, stay hydrated and to not overwork yourself.
GEICO, I haven't drank water in two days 👁️👄👁️
PFFFT overwork my ass, I wolk 20 miyles up hill with single fuut jast to get to my advanced high school++. I had to fight 6 keeller whales with eenvisable saws juast to open *DOOR* . I even tiyme travol eenside of *car* just to eggsplode tyrannasirus rex with dienamit A+ 2000.
And I'm still not even tired.
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@sokcheachheng103grammar must be your best friend
Ooh, Hungover Neko Fill. I wonder if it'll be added to the Neko playlist?
I really want to hear his drunk experience from the previous night
"I'm 1/3rd calico"
0////////////0
Yesss I need a part 2 now bcuz of thisss
Same here!
PLOT TWIST!!!
Ohhh this audio is so very good!
Its 2am and I have a lot of work to do for tomorrow.. Instead of sleeping..I listened to this..Anyways,It gives me butterflies🦋🦋🦋
This is one of my favs!!❤
Bad neko in the naughty corner
Yall, I need help. Im searching for an audio that I haven't listened to in a long time, but I can't remember the name of the audio or the channel. It was about Listener adopting a Neko, and it turns out their last owner tried to "take advantage" of them, claiming that they deserved it for being nice to the neko, but when the neko refused, and scratched the ex owner in self defense, the owner got pissed and abandonded the neko back at the pound, and now, because he desperately doesnt want to go back to the pound, he tries to do what the ex owner wanted him to do, but to Listener, but Listener freaks out a smidge, because they had no intentions of that whatsoever, and then the neko, through tears, explains what happened with his last owner, and then says he's ready to do his part this time, so he doesnt get abandonded, but Listener immeaditly comforts and reassures him that it is not necassary, and that they would never do or ask that of him. And the rest is just comfort. If yall could help me find it I wouldbe eternally grateful, I'm dying to listen to it again, I love reverse comfort.
Hey so uhmm, have you find that audio? Need it for research purposes
*my brain out of context*
PUPPY
I thought he was gonna say “you kinda smell… like abaca
Thumbnail is 👍🏼✨️😃
I gotta say I think the cat is a little prejudiced and him being calico… 😨😅
Dunnno how I just got to this one now😅😢 but my cat whipped its head around my slapped my phone out of my hands when he heard “ calicos are sl&ts”😂 I’m still laughing real hard😂
Him: I'm her brother not her boyfriend- : the boyfriend: idc
This is interesting actually
Relax he gave his coat to his wife and then got cold himself so i gave him my jacket to wear
Your videos are amazing...
Boy, he really hates calicos😂😂
Can we please get a part 2 ❤️🔥❤️🔥
11:40 I called it bahahahaha
Awwh thank you amazing audio almost made me fall asleep in the middle of the day but anyway is this a one shot or are we going to have a part 2
the ending was kinda suspicious
Awwww are you jealous that i hung out with another neko. You know you are the only neko that gets to get this close to me you are also the only neko who i allow to hold me close with their tail rapped around me
pls make more😭😭
Don't worry the only person the did anything with was cuddling there spouse they didn't try anything with me you are MY ONLY neko
Do you have a patreon/would consider starting one where you post slightly spicy continuations of your audios? It stopped JUST as it was getting good! Lol
Bru, give him back the blanket and turn the light off. I would be mad af if someone did that to me
'calicos are sluts'
IM SORRY 😭
I got butterflies
I have found you again>:)
See your head hurts part of being hungover also my friend does not drink they are to scared to and i was driving so i could not drink so that mean you drank the bottle and are now hungover come on get up Mr.Lazy
this feels so weird after watching TarouVA's version 😭
still cute though
The last part caught me sooooooooooo off guard it's not even funny
I’m making a night fury clay model while listening to this.🙃
(ITS REALLY FUCKING HARD TO MAKE)
🎧❤️💯✨️
Hii!
why does this translate to english uk “this” 😭😭😭😭
@@5166y 😭😭😭
Plot twist the calico has a partner already
That’s literally what it is
@@miraistired I said this way before I heard it I was just happy to be right
@@jormungandr5959 damn thats lucky
Me who has a calico and when she got out she came back pregnant by 3 cats AT THE TIME.
2:05 2:06
Am i second??
You are first 🥇
@@iamhippo608 Thanks bro
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ScRiTcHeS
who ekitten is it