GEICO APPROVES🦎!! I AM BACKK(not fully tho) -Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. DO NOT OVERWORK OR BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF’S YOU’RE DOING GREAT Eat and stay hydrated
“I didn’t know you owned so many blankets” Well I gotta have them all around me so 3 + 1 as a bed spread + one ad an actual blanket + one that’s in the closet for no reason
one thing I don't like about the saying ''I love you to the moon and back'' is the fact it only takes 4 weeks to get to the moon and then come back to earth (Well, that's how long it took) and it just feels like saying ''This relationship is gonna last 4 weeks'' or smth like that
i like to think that the more you say it, the longer it last. i could say it once and that’s 4 weeks, another time, 8 weeks, third time 12 weeks. y’a see what i mean?
This story is basically the smug cat meme not the one at the dining table one but the one where the cat is surrounded by knives and looks smug af this story is that meme plus neko
Aaaa shskjsjsksj a new neko script I havent heard and such a cute oneeeee. It made me feel so comforted and safe, more plssss ❤ and thank you for all the audios and hard work
Converting my apartment into a blanket fort sounds so fun! "I didn't know you owned so many blankets" Yeah, well, I like being warm 🥰 "Good kitten" Oh 🥺 "Oh hon, you're too precious" I'm melting! 😍
Him : breathe out
Me : *coughs aggressively*
😭😭
Breathing issue
“I never knew you owned so many blankets”
Me, who is currently wrapped in 5 different blankets
You feeling warm? Lol
:O Zhongli?? Did Tartaglia buy u all those blankets coz I'm sure u didn't have mora with u lmao
@@Hearts4abbyyy just a bit,but that is the price for comfort
@@potato3282 You’ll never know
@@zhongli159 I'm sweating you're lucky tbh
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
I AM BACKK(not fully tho)
-Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
DO NOT OVERWORK OR BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF’S YOU’RE DOING GREAT
Eat and stay hydrated
NO YOU NEED A LONGER BREAK REST YOURSELF LIZARD 🫵😡
Why are you everywhere
You, me, touch grass, 5pm got it?
NO! *YOU* TAKE A GODDAMN REST GEICO.
Geicoo
Me: *in heavy denial about... something*
These audios: *attacking me like a murder of crows*
"Bounty poached, we'll get em next time"
Gay?
Looks like it :3
Okay this fits me so well. I love soft fuzzy things and cozy feelings.
SAME
@@the_horror_child yes
Him: “I loved watching you change-“
Me: “WDYM BY THAT BRO”
Va: i didn't you had this many blankets...
Listener, buried in their multi-billion-blanket-fort: bro wdym? Ive always had these...
Suru :Why u have my hoodie anyway?
Me :Because I want it :3
“I never knew you owned so many blankets” me currently wrapped in five different blankets laying on and snuggling 3
there is just something about your neko audios that makes them so much better then everyone else’s 🥰
him:”hey what’s wrong?”
me:*gets up to his ear* i- …
i know the kraby patty secret formula >:)
TELL ME IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THAT OUT FOR YEARS
I would add “and we can become rich to buy more blankets to make a blanket empire”
LMAOO
@@Alexander-ut8cb it’s made out of crabs girl 🤭
*straight up steals it * HAHAHA- >:]
This audio made me feel so warm and cozy 🥺😭🖤
Him : m'y adorable little neko~
Me :🖕
Same😂
Yes😂
I'm just imagining like a big ass six foot tall man sitting in the listeners lap being like short AF (I'm 4'11) and just like holding him💀
same 💀
6 foot is short for me i’m 5’7😭
@@Nini111 DAMN BRUH
bro same XD
5’6 and Imagine a man thats at least 7 feet
“I didn’t know you owned so many blankets”
Well I gotta have them all around me so 3 + 1 as a bed spread + one ad an actual blanket + one that’s in the closet for no reason
"soft and fuzzy things"
*that I do-*
one thing I don't like about the saying ''I love you to the moon and back'' is the fact it only takes 4 weeks to get to the moon and then come back to earth (Well, that's how long it took) and it just feels like saying ''This relationship is gonna last 4 weeks'' or smth like that
This saying was what my nana told me every time she saw me until I turned 10
So… that’s more that 4 weeks
That sounded so depressing I’m sorry 😣
@@cheri3571 awwwww
i like to think that the more you say it, the longer it last. i could say it once and that’s 4 weeks, another time, 8 weeks, third time 12 weeks. y’a see what i mean?
Just like every other relationship these days
If only somebody would even love me for 1 day.
Im sorry that this is depressing, but i feel like its true
This was the cutest neko audio everrrr
5'7 is small... okkkiii something new
"I love you to the moon and back."
BOI YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOMMA
When you said “to the moon and back..” I started tearing up for no reason 😭😭😭
Honestly Neko audios kinda suit me, my personality is literally a cats. And I’m dead serious 💀
Omg we are twins
@@hellokitty45699 😎 we’re just better
@@hellokitty45699 no we are triplets
I agree
@@hellokitty45699 fr
“ I think you’d look great to be mine “
I was gonna be sailor moon but ok
Ayo what-
@@XingqiuMyLove she means for Halloween
@@UrMoM-rg6jb yep
him:come on give it back, come on, give it back sweet heart~
me:aww
Istg this is the best way to start an audio off
With hugs 🤗🥰😖♥️
Audio so good I started purring 😳
Ayo?
I have a stuffy nose that when I breathe I sound like I’m purring
It’s actually really embarrassing
Oh
LMAO
Ehhhh u lying?
The cat In the thumbnail looks familiar
Every persona 5 fan including myself
Aaa this is so sweet ♡ personally think the voiceacting is giving a lot.
Gosh you are too goood 😩✨
Feeling Holy-ly soft and compfy
I was hoping the "confession" was the "reveal" of being a neko... this is also super adorable and vjchdkdhs it was amazing! 💙
I didn't even read the title I was excited ᕕ(՞ᗜ՞)ᕗ have an amazing day/night❤❤❤❤
14:15 I AM UNDER MY 100 000 BLANKETS WHERE NO EMBARRASSMENT SHALL TOUCH ME- >=D
Fantastic audio 😺
When he said "ur heart is pounding so fast!" my hart was actually pounding so fast 😭
Oh the imaginary scenarios
Me in all the hoodies watching them from my phone 🫢
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i have the same cat
I love it when you say "good kitten"
This story is basically the smug cat meme not the one at the dining table one but the one where the cat is surrounded by knives and looks smug af this story is that meme plus neko
Making my dorm in to a blanket fort is something I would do 😂
Aaaa shskjsjsksj a new neko script I havent heard and such a cute oneeeee. It made me feel so comforted and safe, more plssss ❤ and thank you for all the audios and hard work
As a therian honestly i love Neko audios so much they somehow help me feel more like myself as a therian anyway❤❤❤
Converting my apartment into a blanket fort sounds so fun!
"I didn't know you owned so many blankets" Yeah, well, I like being warm 🥰
"Good kitten" Oh 🥺
"Oh hon, you're too precious" I'm melting! 😍
Give it back? No way! I claimed it, it's mine now!
Suru: "Exasperated"
Closed captions: "eX mAsTuRbAtEd"
11:26
STOP THIS IS SO CUTE
"You ARE tiny!"
Yes, tiny and petite 😍😫
Hey hey listen here
*I know your search history*
OH SHIT
May god bless your soul😔😔😔
I love tisaudio your so adorable and I love ❤️ hoodies
demn i got petzoned
😭😭😭
Just in time for me to sleep thankuu 🙏❤️
Hands down best voice
This brought me so much joyyyy 🩷✨😭
"u are small" me heing 5'11 👁👄👁
I’m only 5’1
I’m 5’4-
5'8
WHY AM I SO TALL COMPARED TO THESE PEOPLE FFS
@@nemiahcurliss4665 how tall are you?
Him : is that my hoodie
Me : Nuh uh you’ve never owned a hoodie like this this is mine
That line is chesey but it got my heart going
Bruhhhhh where do I find a man like this????
in the corners of the world. sadly, the earth is round 😔
AT 11:28 THE CAPTIONS SAID 'FRUSTRATED OR EX MASTURBATED' WTF- 💀
every time i watch this,it brightens my day,my smile and it flutters my heart🥰😘💖💞❤🔥
When will this be my reality
I'm tired of being alone I'm gonna jump🥲🧍
Nice audio thoo
“Its all the sushi you ate” HOW DID YOU KNOWWW😂😂😂
Bro hes so funny i love this
“I bet it’s a maid outfit” SIR, GET OUT OF MY MIND!
He's voice really make me wanna bark
we a neko we meow
if 6,8 is short you are a giant
HOLY CRAP
8:18 I CAN SMELL THE MOON AND TASTE THE GRAVITY OF JUPITER
I love this so much I listened to it twice❤
ALL MIGHT
All for one is better
ALL MIGHT HIIII
@@killmepls8196 HELLO
@@killmepls8196 NO
Uh... All Might? What are you doing here???
I love these
The first thing I thought of was "there is nothing I fantasise about you wearing." Take that how you will...
Idk if anyone knows what Persona is, but the picture looks like the protagonist with their cat on their head
I'm so in love ✨🥴
Him: I know the perfect thing for you to be for Halloween
Me:what?
Him:to me mine
My mine: W RIZZ!!!!
someone identify what the sound is at 7:45
I'm 165cm how tall is this guy if that's small in his eyes? like fucking 190cm😭
Im 157cm...
I NEED MORE PLS
“Well my adorable little..” did he say nigga?!? (I can say it because I’m black)
No he said Neko
He said neko
I have to much neko listener i need to stop but i cannot help😅
And dangggg were small!
Me just waiting this then my mom walked in as I had a nail in my mouth and she just walked out
I love ur channel so much and I really love your Neko audios ty ❤ for this ik I’m like 4 months late but still ty
I am taking the human I need him for my panic attacks
God I fell like in peace ✌️ while listen to this
Thank you so much for this!!!
NOOO WHY DID IT HAVE TO END 😢
woah
early kinda:D
THIS.
Oh my gosh.
Why i feel like his voice just like luca kaneshiro >
Hi human.
Said you old man beautifully your necklaces free hopefully your love stages dears devils language you tongue
Love this!❤
Him: I see you as a innocent-
Me: I’m not innocent I killed my ex…😅😊
I HEARD U SAY HE i heard it😶
meow :D
5:10
❤❤❤
How are you
hi xd
:3
Bro…
Am I a furry o-o?