DNSL Altis Cops - 2016-06-06

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  • @wrestlingscience
    @wrestlingscience 3 года назад +1257

    “YOUR PASSENGER SEEMS TO HAVE STOLEN MY CAR CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A RIDE BACK TO THE POLICE STATION” Lmaoooooo

    • @orfeo793
      @orfeo793 3 года назад +133

      classic UK police

    •  3 года назад +14

      Beautiful moment. 6:40

    • @HorstEwald
      @HorstEwald 3 года назад +40

      That'll be 50K please

    • @DeadpoolNJ
      @DeadpoolNJ Год назад +4

      It's ok, he has a good heart

    • @cody3504
      @cody3504 Год назад +4

      It’s like asking a drunk driver for a ride XD

  • @NathanRW
    @NathanRW 4 года назад +1284

    I like how the first cop kept roleplaying even when he was drowning in the car

  • @wastehazey6468
    @wastehazey6468 3 года назад +449

    That fucking thing he does with his finger when saying "learn to drive?" demolished me

    • @NameName-eq7oe
      @NameName-eq7oe 3 года назад +23

      'Don't go there girlfriend'

    • @sienamon9032
      @sienamon9032 2 года назад

      pls me too

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +18

      5:44 "Hey, learn to drive?"
      _sassy finger wave_

    • @Positive-Vibes-77
      @Positive-Vibes-77 Год назад +1

      Me too 😂😂 that and his passenger getting flattened by the police AND the fact that they just kept driving

  • @lucvs_t
    @lucvs_t 4 года назад +910

    Mans was screaming “Vote Daniels” and just died 😂

    • @riplex46
      @riplex46 3 года назад +51

      5:53

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +47

      AND he didn't ruin the stream and managed to be funny and not annoying
      real fan

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 2 года назад +6

      He drove away in the yellow truck.

    • @ivermektin6874
      @ivermektin6874 2 года назад +4

      Ian paisley of all people

    • @VeI_2.0
      @VeI_2.0 2 года назад

      AHAHA xD

  • @MrSilverio13
    @MrSilverio13 4 года назад +425

    - My name's Spencer, what's yours?
    - My name is 'OfficerBigDaddy'
    No wonder everyone was ignoring that cop.

    • @InnerCityX
      @InnerCityX 3 года назад +77

      "see you later judge dredd.... fuckin asshole.." lmaooo

    • @bigdick4090ti
      @bigdick4090ti 3 года назад +7

      He's a relative of mine

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +8

      OI YOU BETTA SHOW SOME _RESPECKT_ TO OFFICAH BIH DADDAEH
      HE'S NOT ONE TO BE TRIFLED WITH, D'YOU HEAR ME?
      _Unlock this door_

  • @JasonPikachu
    @JasonPikachu 4 года назад +500

    "But, sir... How are you going to arrest me when you're dead?"

    • @TofuSG98
      @TofuSG98 Год назад +3

      Actually badass

  • @z7olliez7518
    @z7olliez7518 4 года назад +258

    *Head on collision with police car* "We'll call this a misdemeanor"

  • @jc40k72
    @jc40k72 Год назад +50

    It's actually mad impressive that cop player stayed in character the entire ordeal without once losing his composure.

  • @justXCV
    @justXCV 3 года назад +142

    "Activating the meter now".
    Gets me every time :D

  • @nevs8997
    @nevs8997 3 года назад +138

    I love how he doesn’t even notice someone steal his car and then steamroller another person with it 5ft away from him.

  • @Starpotion
    @Starpotion 2 года назад +126

    Daniel constantly trying to spin around the fine and make the cop owe HIM money by bringing up the outrageous 50k fare is so funny to me

    • @zekeyeager1458
      @zekeyeager1458 2 года назад +3

      Ikr💀

    • @johnlinsky19
      @johnlinsky19 2 месяца назад +3

      he's just so calmly persistent, look up endwerc btw guys. he also had daniels vibe but just fell off the face of the earth years ago.

  • @Zeep_goblin
    @Zeep_goblin 3 года назад +184

    Daniel is like an alien trying to understand experiment socially with humans on earth

  • @ConnortheCanaanite
    @ConnortheCanaanite 3 года назад +387

    Cop: “We’ll just call this a misdemeanor”
    Daniel: “okay cool that’ll be 50K”
    Cop: *Blue Screens irl*

    • @nautilus2612
      @nautilus2612 3 года назад +5

      Bugs Bunny move

    • @tonybones6807
      @tonybones6807 3 года назад +9

      I'm activating the meter. Every minute, 10k.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад

      just like in real life at gas stations!

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад

      @@tonybones6807 8:41 that was gold, lmao

  • @thedeadcanary
    @thedeadcanary 3 года назад +142

    The amount of ''Sirs'' is mind-blowing.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Год назад +10

      Reminds me of those tech support scam channels where they always call you sir or ma’am

  • @nataliezementbeisser1492
    @nataliezementbeisser1492 4 года назад +193

    Cop: "you're driving on the wrong side of the road."
    Daniel: "Hey learn to drive" xD

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +4

      Learn to drive?
      "SIR.. it is you who was on the wrong side of the road.."
      "I know. Learn to drive?"

  • @TonyPajamaz
    @TonyPajamaz 4 года назад +181

    That guy was really chill all things considered. So many people would be crying and trying to get you banned.

  • @nl1318
    @nl1318 3 года назад +77

    "I think I'm going to have to let you off this time because your passenger seems to have stolen my vehicle, can you give me a ride?". That logic

  • @AkoozabHombres
    @AkoozabHombres 4 года назад +335

    How come this never ended up on his channel, this is gold!

    • @kiko1935
      @kiko1935 4 года назад +41

      I know, this is easily the hardest I've laughed at his videos

    • @knotsocialmusic
      @knotsocialmusic 3 года назад +9

      It was on his channel, but he took it down like a few other great videos

    • @Wutroe97
      @Wutroe97 3 года назад +3

      @@knotsocialmusic Ye I thought he did
      Any idea why?

    • @Midheaven616
      @Midheaven616 3 года назад +28

      @@Wutroe97 he likes to stay low key and under the radar as much as possible entirely. in this vid he says something about "stream snipers" so like shit like that he likes to keep at a minimal.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +37

      Daniel needs to settle down with deleting amazing content

  • @mohramdhan707
    @mohramdhan707 4 года назад +277

    5:54 the funniest thing ever , he just rewind the madness of daniel when presidential Champaign

  • @kube410
    @kube410 3 года назад +109

    32:53
    "I gave him a ride to the police station he didnt pay"
    "thats no reason to shoot him"
    "oh right"

  • @nevs8997
    @nevs8997 3 года назад +573

    This guy is so serious 😂 Can tell he’s always wanted to be a cop.

    • @yoloswaggins1579
      @yoloswaggins1579 3 года назад +44

      "BidDaddy" you know he's compensating😂

    • @hexg1rl
      @hexg1rl 3 года назад +5

      I mean its pretty ez to become one lmao

    • @puffyeato
      @puffyeato 2 года назад +10

      its a roleplay server for a reason

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +27

      @@puffyeato YEAH. so weirdos like us can enjoy watching other weirdos

    • @stayofftheroads1383
      @stayofftheroads1383 2 года назад

      @Jonh doe arma 3
      more specifically a Life roleplay server

  • @thorjacobson8122
    @thorjacobson8122 3 года назад +58

    I always assumed he only put on the Daniels voice when he was messing w people but he even does it during streams it’s just his default

  • @jaredcress4328
    @jaredcress4328 4 года назад +99

    "oh my god what happened here??"
    "money up front"

  • @chachiebalboa7023
    @chachiebalboa7023 4 года назад +115

    This stuff is gold bro! Upload more altis!

    • @UltimateTheBest69
      @UltimateTheBest69  4 года назад +31

      I think you're gonna love the next one

    • @hairyballbastic8943
      @hairyballbastic8943 4 года назад +7

      @@UltimateTheBest69 would you be able to upload those 110 gigs to a file streaming site? would be awful if it were to vanish from a hard drive failure or something

    • @hairyballbastic8943
      @hairyballbastic8943 4 года назад +2

      @@UltimateTheBest69 Nvm, I saw the comment from daniel, hope things go well :) world needs more people like you

    • @fesdf273
      @fesdf273 3 года назад +1

      @@hairyballbastic8943 wat was it

    • @seandwalsh3
      @seandwalsh3 3 года назад

      @@hairyballbastic8943 what was the comment

  • @seinfan9
    @seinfan9 4 года назад +79

    My name is Officer BigDaddy.

  • @spraynardkruger9903
    @spraynardkruger9903 4 года назад +92

    Holy shit this one is so good

  • @187onaPigeon
    @187onaPigeon 3 года назад +38

    "Vote Daniels, vote vote vote Daniels"
    dies

  • @0Bennyman
    @0Bennyman 3 года назад +34

    "Have a nice restart okay?"
    Absolute perfect timing, I feel like the cop knew what he was doing and just went along with it lol but still amazing

    • @SamuraiCypher
      @SamuraiCypher Месяц назад

      Notice he said the “settle down” line. The cop ran interference and was totally in on it super clutch

  • @tsstep2785
    @tsstep2785 3 года назад +28

    “Why aren’t you doing anything about it?”
    “Because I’m in the process of arresti-“
    “There’s a submarine over there”

  • @Pelbee54
    @Pelbee54 3 года назад +35

    “I can’t hear you you’re stuck underwater..” DIED

  • @tuffgenius
    @tuffgenius Год назад +4

    ive probably seen this video 10 times since u uploaded it thank u so much it has provided me joy in dark times

  • @Kaze919
    @Kaze919 3 года назад +47

    Beat cop with the oxygen rebreather on him. Amazing

  • @cicero7409
    @cicero7409 Месяц назад

    Thank you for the reuploads. I thought I missed the boat on 90% of this guy's content.

  • @Arkrilok
    @Arkrilok 3 года назад +37

    Ah the old statute “Dangerous Chances to Um Actually Injure Someone”

  • @StubenhockerElite
    @StubenhockerElite 3 года назад +361

    This cop is on the most timid of powertrips

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 3 года назад +41

    He shouldn't have freed him, he should've just said "I'll get help hold on" and left him in the car.😂

  • @jammydodger1449
    @jammydodger1449 Год назад +11

    That cop roleplaying was actually really good at his job. Least power hungry police roleplayer ever.

  • @laeioun
    @laeioun 3 года назад +61

    When the cop asked Daniel for a lift... we all knew.

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 3 года назад +109

    these stream snipers are like skyrim companions lol just stand there and bark a one liner out every couple seconds

    • @von...
      @von... 3 года назад +2

      you're over a year late but dont worry, they will come

    • @genericjonathan4115
      @genericjonathan4115 3 года назад

      @@von... lmao

  • @ozpunk
    @ozpunk 4 года назад +45

    I remember watching this stream live and laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 3 года назад +29

    22:02 funniest thing I’ve heard. Hearing Daniels police report read back to him was great

  • @thatsnotevenfunny
    @thatsnotevenfunny 4 года назад +93

    Learn to drive, okay?

  • @xs0ulLess
    @xs0ulLess 4 года назад +31

    put all your daniel from sl stuff up, he's legend

  • @hotsiam3193
    @hotsiam3193 3 года назад +74

    the police at the end were definitely meta-trolling daniels. The policeman was like "I will settle down, okay" which is what Daniels says all the time, and then he proceeds to point the gun at Daniels face lmao

  • @jamessmith1845
    @jamessmith1845 3 года назад +33

    The cop that let him go is the MVP

    • @pillpilferer
      @pillpilferer Год назад +7

      The best part is that cop was one hundo percent a Daniel fan. He said the secret DNSL passcode, "I will settle down, ok?"

  • @Cranked1
    @Cranked1 3 года назад +7

    Everytime you hear that "Hello?...", it's just great.

  • @kevinblack6702
    @kevinblack6702 3 года назад +18

    I can't hear you, you're still underwater.
    ..
    .. Officer big daddy? My goodness these people are amazing

  • @childpeanut5095
    @childpeanut5095 2 года назад +15

    It really sucks how most the people who take these rp games so seriously can NOT improvise or have fun at all with the situations they are in

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Год назад +4

      He could have put Daniel into that building and dealt with the ROBBERY that just happened lol

  • @LurkKlerk
    @LurkKlerk 3 года назад +6

    5:57 “….. WHOA what happened there?” Simple, but hilarious and perfect timing on that response.

  • @frankkoenen7043
    @frankkoenen7043 4 года назад +103

    37:40 is some Hail Hydra shit LMAO

  • @supremebeme
    @supremebeme 3 года назад +13

    drowning officer: unlock the car sir
    daniel: uh... that'll be 50k

  • @Kinoable
    @Kinoable 2 года назад +2

    his videos executes chaotic calm energy for me

  • @scottulrich2725
    @scottulrich2725 Год назад +12

    Daniel has been a phenomenon in my life for over a decade that I could never explain to anyone in my life.
    Settle down now.

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 10 месяцев назад +4

      I too have been watching him for quite a while now.

    • @Orion2223dz
      @Orion2223dz 9 месяцев назад +1

      Based

  • @joaop4585
    @joaop4585 3 года назад +4

    Pls put more DNSL stuff. This 110Gb that you have is pure gold

  • @mitchellc4226
    @mitchellc4226 Год назад +4

    “You’re on the wrong side of the road”
    “ yeah I know but learn to drive?”
    *shakes his finger*

  • @Rickokun
    @Rickokun Год назад +5

    Jesus christ man. I have some problems with my lungs, coughing, wheezing. Laughing so hard, but the pain is all worth it. I love this!

    • @SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
      @SBImNotWritingMyNameHere Год назад

      Watch it again

    • @nicolaiw
      @nicolaiw Год назад

      @@SBImNotWritingMyNameHereand again

    • @slepnru7328
      @slepnru7328 Год назад

      You got copd?

    • @Rickokun
      @Rickokun Год назад

      @@slepnru7328 I think I just had some kind of virus were I coughed my ass off until I had to puke. In a week I was fine again, luckily. Still. Daniel made my sick days worthwhile.

  • @PhantomHostLive
    @PhantomHostLive 3 года назад +18

    5:45 the finger wags got me

  • @dinosaurhotline
    @dinosaurhotline 3 года назад +30

    5:55 the officer’s total lack of reaction killed me

  • @justine.3576
    @justine.3576 3 года назад +42

    I feel so bad for that cop haha. He was being so nice.

  • @TheSpecter4567
    @TheSpecter4567 3 дня назад

    Hats off to the first cop who stayed in character and was prepared enough to pack a rebreather.

  • @63Hayden
    @63Hayden 4 года назад +20

    This is great, wonder why it didn't get more traction.

  • @dane2YT
    @dane2YT 3 года назад +22

    Learn to drive? That was absolutely hilarious.

  • @firesidesmarmy6918
    @firesidesmarmy6918 3 года назад +21

    “Take care judge dredge” killed me

  • @Blackwell0102
    @Blackwell0102 3 года назад +11

    What i wouldn't do to go back to the date of this recording :(

    • @BawlBag
      @BawlBag 3 года назад

      Would you eat a baby?

  • @artsbij
    @artsbij Год назад +6

    This dude spent half an hour finessing his way out an arrest to keep from losing his stuff and let the server restart… that’s a good skill to have man lol imagine if criminals could do that in real life

  • @richbob9155
    @richbob9155 3 года назад +9

    That police officer was driving the wrong side not Daniel. Surprised he didn't say that. The police are all in UK uniform so it's driving on the left.

  • @kingofpain11111
    @kingofpain11111 4 года назад +4

    I love these old ones

  • @pocketman8774
    @pocketman8774 4 года назад +4

    Yes please post more! This is gold

  • @chaouz
    @chaouz 4 года назад +81

    settle down ok?

  • @johnyluv
    @johnyluv 4 года назад +90

    50 K. Okay?

  • @pl8347
    @pl8347 4 года назад +27

    Bro if you could upload everything you have from dnsl I would be very grateful

  • @coreytrevor1920
    @coreytrevor1920 3 года назад +17

    20:11 one of the best parts

  • @Podracerr
    @Podracerr Год назад +1

    This video is amazing. What an eventful 39 minutes

  • @dzmitry2387
    @dzmitry2387 4 года назад +19

    take care judge dredd lmaooo

  • @DonteWilsonChrisDorner
    @DonteWilsonChrisDorner 3 года назад +8

    This shit is like Longmont Potion Castle in a video game.

    • @jaredcress4328
      @jaredcress4328 3 года назад +1

      DUGAN
      NASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @DonteWilsonChrisDorner
      @DonteWilsonChrisDorner 3 года назад +2

      @@jaredcress4328 Trip. Triple check check. Double check. Triple check.

  • @pillpilferer
    @pillpilferer Год назад +1

    "I will settle down, ok?"
    The moment he knew he was home free

  • @SPELLWRKS
    @SPELLWRKS 2 года назад +1

    "Sir, if you don't unlock this car, I will.." "AY GIVE ME THAT SUBMARINE!"

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 3 года назад +5

    This is like Oblivion NPCs but with real people.

  • @8MEP8
    @8MEP8 25 дней назад

    yeah post more old stuff please this is hilarious

  • @Mableine
    @Mableine 3 года назад +2

    wow. a daniel video from 5 years ago. nice

  • @jamesjefford7061
    @jamesjefford7061 Месяц назад

    Yes please more old clips!

  • @Blady99
    @Blady99 4 года назад +11

    Officer Big Daddy. Worst cop ever.

  • @danieljuno810
    @danieljuno810 Год назад +8

    5:56 passenger gets out, campaigns for Daniel, local police run passenger over acting like nothing happened😢

  • @beargrillz613
    @beargrillz613 3 года назад +8

    where is daniels comment saying "i give you one week"

    • @tg7423
      @tg7423 3 года назад

      did he actually

  • @MultiTwentyseven
    @MultiTwentyseven 4 года назад +76

    i feel bad for that cop hahaha

    • @djwaltoaram7052
      @djwaltoaram7052 4 года назад +9

      Nah, he seems like a guy who just likes the smidge of power being a cop on a life server gives him. He needed a ride and tried to turn the situation around even though he was in a worse situation.

    • @FOWST
      @FOWST 3 года назад +72

      @@djwaltoaram7052 I disagree. He didn't seem too power hungry to me, he was proper roleplaying and trying not to laugh or fall out of character.

    • @caseyk5245
      @caseyk5245 3 года назад +49

      @@djwaltoaram7052 major disagree he was polite even when being trolled lmao

    • @exoxy
      @exoxy 3 года назад +5

      Me too, cop was a nice guy, no major power trip

    • @ClaytonBigsby93
      @ClaytonBigsby93 Год назад +2

      @@djwaltoaram7052you deserve an L for that nonsense take

  • @kadirkaya96
    @kadirkaya96 4 года назад +17

    Can u upload more? Lol its fun to watch

  • @kiko1935
    @kiko1935 4 года назад +7

    The meter is on now ok?

  • @J2thaAMES1
    @J2thaAMES1 3 года назад +4

    Post moar.
    My throat hurts and I woke my kid up laughing like an asshole.
    "Ive only been here for 5 minutes and Ive already seen a cop get killed. This is fantastic."

  • @Luuuuurve
    @Luuuuurve 3 года назад +2

    would enjoy more of that old stuff... or maybe even a link for that 110gb of old stuff in a zip format?

  • @andrewebreo5315
    @andrewebreo5315 2 дня назад

    thats gross negligence

  • @BamboTheCommando
    @BamboTheCommando 4 года назад +14

    25:15 ah, the master negotiator..😅

  • @raloextraslabs7858
    @raloextraslabs7858 Год назад +1

    The end has me deceased in a casket! ‘ And I will also like to say this, have you got a couple of minutes? Omds

  • @rameezm23
    @rameezm23 3 года назад +11

    Medic: You've been a bad boy, you are going to jail!

    • @zebdawson3687
      @zebdawson3687 3 года назад +1

      31:56 is the time stamp. That one hit me like a bag of bricks! 🤣

  • @Sernival
    @Sernival 2 года назад

    More daniel pls hes been uploading more and your 110gb of his stuff is high in demand

  • @PoorlyWrttenReviews
    @PoorlyWrttenReviews 3 года назад +1

    "Excuse me sir my name is officer big daddy"

  • @lemmesmashpls
    @lemmesmashpls 4 года назад +11

    Don't set the videos on private, ok?

  • @rvx5392
    @rvx5392 Год назад +3

    that was 7 years ago holy fuck

  • @ETHANR26
    @ETHANR26 3 года назад +5

    "I'm going to tell the same story, but longer, to stretch"
    "oh, uh, would you like to be unrestrained? ... to stretch?"

  • @Straightedgefish
    @Straightedgefish 3 года назад +1

    Love the Phil Mitchel shirt he wears at the beginning.

  • @DjinnsĘnigma
    @DjinnsĘnigma 3 года назад +1

    Amazing. Simply amazing