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"The first time I ever really listened to Kyle Kulinski’s show was in the back of a cab last summer. The driver had his phone hooked up through the stereo and was pumping out an episode through the car speakers - loudly, as if looking to convert a captive audience.
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Everytime trump talks about the bible an atheist is born
He is one, that’s why I like him.
😂😂🤣 so true
Everytime a Christian tries to force religion on people an athiest is born.
Can we just get to the point where he declares himself the return of the Messiah, already?
@@millennialsecularandauthri3338I don’t think he knows that either
Who is Yahweh?
Trump: someone i want to deport and ban from America.
😂I could see Trump saying that.
Lmfao that was funny. Don’t be alarmed when this dialogue comes to past
Based, considering Yahweh condones rape, genocide, slavery and all other kinds of crap in the bible
Episode #302, Spontaneous Combustion, featured Randy Marsh saving the town from the titular crisis, fell from grace, and experienced his Resurrection-style comeback. But Tronald Sr would have to be delusional to think he saved anyone from anything in the first place.
fuck you pay me says trump as the second coming or burn in hell losers. Me: lmao.
Trump selling bibles is as crazy as Hannibal Lecter selling cookbooks.
Yes first you get the liver and hearts, add some chianti... simmer down
In this climate it probably be a best seller
Vegan cookbooks.😊
At least Hannibal knows how to cook. Trump can't even hold the Bible right-side up.
If he did it would burn him. @@doctordiscord1399
I never considered a Presidential candidate would one day grift off the Bible. Trump has no bottom for the grift.
Apart from every preacher, bible salesman, etc, ever.
this is to funnel money from "non-political" churches, into the Trumpsterfire
Bruh
Every evangelist grifts off the bible
They've been grifting off theBible ever since Gutenberg brought out his printing press :P
The devil selling bibles! It’s like God selling pitchforks! 😂
Not true. The devil has some basic conceptualization of shame and would never embarrass himself by selling bibles.
@SconnerStudios the god and devil look at the con by Trump with disgust. You know how hard that is lmao
Well, Trump is real so I guess that's a thing.
That expresses it very well!
Trump is real, tho.
"We love God. We're Pro God" - Trump is never funnier than when he tries to speak to Evangelicals. No wonder he had Pence lol.
"Two Corinthians. That's the whole ball game."🤣
LOL. He says the craziest things. Two Corinthians is right up there with his funniest. Remember when he was at some large dinner table with a bunch of religious leaders around 2015 with his bowed head in prayer trying to look all religious. What a fake grifter. @@rsine100
He's a snake oil salesman. The evangelical cult fell for everything he says. They bought it
Donald Trump and the GOP are doing SNL's job for them.
Trump is the joke that keeps on giving
SNL literally did a sketch last year where they recreated the Last Supper. When Jesus referenced how someone will betray him, that was when trump walked in and was like “boy I know that feeling!” XD
I'm not even religious and I find this utterly repulsive
The correct response
That's just a normal human reaction.
I'm Christian and thinks makes me like Trump more, I am even considering he's the Second Messiah.
@@nocucksinkekistan7321bait? No no.. you must be serious
I love this. It's a grotesque symbol of how hypocritical and delusional these people are, to the point where the literal antichrist himself is now selling bibles and the religious fanatics will swallow it anyway. It's beautiful, warped symbolism of the wickedness and the decay that has slowly revealed itself with this cult.
Trump is an animated meme.
He's a comedic visionary. No comedian has ever come up with the act of cheating on your third wife with a pornstar while she was pregnant with his kid, and also sells bibles and sometimes autographs them too. Forget the president, give this man a 10 special contract with HBO.
We all need to pray he opens his bible and gets to the ten commandments:
Though shall not commit-
adultery, bear false witness, covet or steal!
Trump can't read
He couldn't understand a commandment if someone slapped him with a bible
With his stance on abortion thou shall not kill as well
Just wait till he reaches the part of the constitution included in the book that says
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..."
"Make America Pray Again"...I think I felt my brain vomit trying to process that...
I think just hearing him say that gave me a headache
Yeah, he seemed to miss the separation of church and state part of the U.S. Constitution he included with his Bible.
These stories make The Onion cry.
This would make Trump a “blasphemer”
Nope, it makes me like Trump more.
Trump is a professional grifter, no surprise here.
The guy who cheated on his THIRD wife with an adult film star while she was pregnant is selling and autographing bibles. He's a comedic visionary.
@@SconnerStudios
I especially laughed at the part where he implies that the pledge of allegiance is a founding document. What a maroon. 😂
Trump is also an unprofessional loser.
@@warriorwaitress7690 How do so few United Staters know that the Pledge only dates back to One Eight Nine Two, and "Under God" only to One Nine Five Four?
@dominicfucinari1942
Agreed. As an American who's not a complete ignoramus, it drives me bugnuts.
Blasphemous. Infuriating that the evangelicals will shout "Blasphemy!" at every little criticism of the Bible but when some Trump follower does it, we have crickets. Plus, anyone else printing and selling "new" bibles (who isn't evangelical) would get tarred and feathered but Donny Boy gets a pass. It's like they can't stop and do a wellness check on their own morality.
Can you imagine Obama or any ex president trying to sell bibles 😅
Why would the muslim from Kenya be selling Bibles?
@@anuragchakraborty8766 Yeah, tRump may as well be at a Klan meet like his dad. Whoops. No more flame wars about tRump being a racist.
@anuragchakraborty8766 And, why are Christians filled with racist sociopaths?
@@anuragchakraborty8766 to make money, what you think trump believes in the Bible 😂
@@anuragchakraborty8766 what makes u think Trump is a “Christian”
Why doesn’t Trump just become a televangelist?
Because that would mean having to actually know what's in the Bible. You can't just make shit up on the spot like he normally does.
@@Freakscene1701 ; his cult followers know he doesn’t know the Bible; spoiler alert, they don’t care.
Who knows - he just might…
I’ve been expecting that.
He usually says our country is going to hell not haywire. Haha, can’t say hell while promoting your Bible
Senility is kicking in with all the stress of the rest of his short life in Prison. Im surprised he hasn’t had a coronary yet the way he eats and hocks Adderrall and Fentanyl and the rest of that med list you wont see outside a cancer ward.
@@dirtabdYou wouldn't see them INSIDE a cancer ward either - they're too expensive for many people to afford.
I never laughed so hard! I thought I was watching some twisted comedy skit!
Everytime Trump speaks is a twisted comedy speech
No one makes a mockery of the teachings of Jesus Christ more than Trump...and this is the guy the American evangelical has anointed as their spiritual leader.
that makes no sense; yet is completly true
The evangelical treat him like an idol, which is against the one of the 10 commandments 😂
Their flag worshipping is exactly the same.
That would be the first one, I believe.
didn't they literally have a golden statue of trump at CPAC?
@@noahjohnson5312 Sounds like idolatry to me. They'll have a nice eternity living under Lucifer Morningstar when they pass on.
Jesus Christ > Donald J. Trump
Golden calf = Donald Trump
Satan=Donald Trump
Don't tell that to maga.
Yeah... but so is the chipmunk that lives in my garden. It doesn't take much to be greater than Donald. (The chipmunk is MUCH quieter)
@@D_skeptic is the Chipmunk’s name, Alvin?
Theodore but he's retired from singing. Thankfully.
The existence of Trump proves there is no god
God would have sent the lightning down on Trump's roadkill haircut by now if he existed.
😂
@@gnomechomsky2524 your username made me giggle! I love a good pun
It just proves God wants us to fix our own problems... It's time for us to grow up.
@@ericjohnson6665 Our own problems... That this so called loving god created in the first place. Please. That's like an abuser setting a victim's car on fire and then blaming the victim's family for it.
Did he say let's make America pray again? Does that mean he's going to force us to pray? What a nut.
This guy keeps surprising me with how low and ridiculous a human being as himself can be 😂
The irony of _"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"_ being included in the Bible... My god...
Not to mention the irony of the Declaration of Independence from the British monarchy in a bible whose translation was ordered and overseen by a British King.
You say that as if Trump has actually read even one sentence of the documents he’s selling…
If you told someone 30years back that a former president Trump was selling bibles to get back into the white house they'd think you were insane.
20 years ago, people were wondering if we will ever see a bigger presidential idiot with a bible than george bush in the entire history of humanity
I think 10 years is sufficient for what you said to be true.
You sound surprised Kyle 😅. Did you forget who you were dealing with? This is a guy that wanted to nuke a hurricane.
Imagine the tables Jesus is gonna flip when he gets back
It'll be like that scene in _The Last Temptation Of Christ_ with Willem Dafoe upturning the money changer tables. 😂
@@bobthebear1246 That was awesome.
God he is desperate.
@madreese69 to the last drop and more probably.
@madreese69 Really when Biden is selling a Mug Collection Box for $55.00. U'd be a Mug to buy one.
everyday we grow closer to living in an onion article. and today is no exception clearly.
Of course he has "many" bibles, they're all in a warehouse in Hoboken, New Jersey, all for sale.
2 Corinthians walking into a bar Im dead💀
Grifting Don!
Do you remember when Nixon was hocking commemorative plates on TV? Me neither.
Don the Con!
Every time Trump touches the Bible, I have been waiting for it to catch on fire.
I remember when he was being interviewed the interviewer asked him if he was able to say a verse from the Bible and he answered this: "that question is a very personal question," and he couldn't say anything.
All I can do is laugh in the face of the absurdity at this point.
Remember when JFK was selling bobble heads of himself on tv? Me neither.
not good mascot for bobble or best mascot
I think it's a great idea. I'll read this bible when I'm not studying for my Trump University degree or eating my Trump Steak.
You can read a chapter or two when you're flying on chump shuttle, drinking your chump ice, while contemplating the next payment on your chump mortgage. 😉 🤣
This really does sound ai generated. Wouldnt shock me if he thought he could campaign that way
Antichrist vibes.
His Trump sounds more like Cartman these days, but Trump is pretty much Cartman, so it's ok
Respect his authori-tay!
Of course, Trump has many Bibles. They’re all stacked in his garage waiting for dropship orders. 😂
the funny part was when he said ....... many.
and then suddenly in the most un trump like fashion. stopped right there for a awkward pause.
because he did nt want to add more B/S and expose the lie. as he often does.
this time, some strange reason, the inner voice said, stop right there. you will lose sales if you keep on lying.
He also needed something to replace all of the stolen classified documents the FBI took out of his bathroom.
Ooh back in the regular studio its been a while
Thanks to a certain bridge falling down...
Why is it that the people that cherry pick the Bible , promote it the most ?
Don can’t cherry pick from something he’s never read!
Near the end of His Sermon on the Mount, Jesus issued this stark warning to His listeners: “Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves” (Matthew 7:15).
He was talking about trump!
Trump never read that part…or any other part for that matter.
@@DavidPysnik dyslexia is not a valid excuse to pretend you are religious, either you believe god exist believe you do not know or my favorite religious atheist who know for sure god doesn't exist even though they cannot prove it!
I think as a dyslexic I have a right to complain about others who suffer from the same conditions and ruins our already poor name by pretending to like books they didn't even read, I skimmed the Bible and the constitution so it is rather annoying that I know more than someone who pretends to care about both, the Bible a little boring but the constitution has interesting laws the careful wording of the first amendment alone is interesting!
The name Elmer Gantry comes to mind ...😅
This reminds me of a book
American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America is a 2007 non-fiction book by the American journalist Chris Hedges
Chris was spot on with his prediction of Christian fascists dominating the legal system
I know Trump is nuts but I can’t get over his followers who think they are Christian and say they support the constitution - clearly they never read either but oddly idolize these documents.
My brain is melting from this Trump scheme.
should be comparing himself to Judas not jesus
Amazed the Bible didn't burst into flames in his tiny hands....!
He's also hawking cologne and perfume. Dpnt u all wanna smell like trump?! 😂💙🇵🇸🌈
Like baby powder
@@spinninsessions9626 lmfao baby powder and ass...sry 😂💙
Kyle's getting really good at impersonating Trump. 😂😂😂
“Make America ‘pray’ again.”? Most of us ARE praying. Praying that you’ll be convicted and go to jail!
Him selling bibles allows churches to contribute to his campaign without directly donating.
I’m shocked it isn’t gold.
0:52 And they indicted meeeeeeeeeee.
Trumps Tora is a great read too
my personal favourite - 'the bible, it's my favourite book'. I literally laughed out loud!
Isn't it amazing ! how people can be so easily fooled into following you.
He understands his mionions' nature. And because he does, he knows how to control his little minion puppets, without them even seeing their confusion. Shame hey.
“The family that preys together, stays together” (Two Corinthians).
ironic since Jesus despised rich people
No he didn't. He despised greed.
@@RichO1701e Same thing
I wonder if they kept this quote in Trumps bible, "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." 😂
Uh... Can't you get a bible for free from almost any church? I'm surprised he stopped short of stamping "TRUMP" on the bible.
He gets more and more delusional everyday
I just heard someone say every time he opens his mouth he's speaking out his a💨
I just threw away my
CD 's of Lee Greenwood add his music .
If he is supporting Donald Trump I'm not supporting his music career anymore
“Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves” (Matthew 7:15)
The Trump bibble could be empty or not have any actual writtin in it, and Trump supporters would never findout, for 3 main reasons:
They can't read
They won't open a book
They have never read the actual bibble, so, they cant tell whats fake and what's canon.
Straight up blasphemy
It's pretty RICH that he's selling bibles when HE'S NEVER BEEN TO CHURCH IN HIS LIFE LOL😂
honestly, the guy hawking bibles comparing himself to jesus and running for president is pretty 19th century america
$60 for a bible? I got a free bible when i went a catholic hospital after i broke my leg
"Everything's too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I got: $15. And talk about a preachy book, everybody's a sinner. Except for this guy [Job]." -Homer Simpson
The Bible describes the Antichrist as the Man of Lawlessness (2 Thess 2:3). "He will exalt himself over everything......He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie." Jesus warned his disciples not to be deceived by false prophets. In Daniel 7:25, it says the antichrist will think to change times and laws. Daniel further describes him as a charismatic speaker (7:8), crafty politician (9:27), distinct physical appearance (7:20), selfish, ambitious, egomaniac (11:36), greedy materialist (11:38), controlling (7:25), proud and self-exalting (Daniel 11:36) and utterly lawless (2Thess 2:8).
That’s trump,alright!!
Another day, another step closer to seeing irl Bioshock: Infinite
That sounds like a trump ai
He misread it.
He thought the bible was God’s grift to man.
92% of Evangelical Protestant Christians voted for Donald J Trump in 2016. I will admit that I was one of them, but this time around I am voting for my party. And that will be whomever wins the Libertarian party candidate wins the nomination. This is not just a protest vote(I do live in the state of California which is pretty much locked down as a Democratic stronghold, but rather it is a vote in line with my values. As I see it, liberty is the most important value.
Very entertaining show Kyle!
"Hi, I'm selling a new version of MY book the Bible, including a song from my disciples, the prisoners of the 1/6 choir," order two, and just pay S&H! Order now!
🎯🎯🎯💯💯💯💪💪 Exactly
@@antifazisbonifaz6964 😉
Wasn't there a passage in the Bible about the "great deceiver"?
i think somebody just typed "donald trump sells the bible then talks about a guy named Lee that he likes" into an AI. he seems even weirder than normal here.
imagine if Trump said this during the middle ages
This guy really has moved beyond satire. WTF ? The fact that millions of Americans are gong to vote for this is really scary.
Mace Windu was correct
Why is it always “God Bless America”? Does he have a problem with the rest of the world? I thought God was supposed to love everybody?
He's selling those like he sold the steaks.
Donald Trump is the real life Cartman from South Park laughing out loud
Him not wanting to leave the White House back in '20 is Cartman-esque.
I just hear Losing My Religion by REM playing in the background.
Fox had coupon codes for a prayer app when they had a moment of silence. They had ADVERTISED PRAYER
"Not a money grab, but lemme grab yer money" -Donald Trump
He's literally a Bible salesman! 😂
"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book."
-Revelation 22:18-19
"Every word of God proves true; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him. Do not add to his words, lest he rebuke you and you be found a liar."
-Proverbs 30:5-6
"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book"
-Revelation 22:18
Shouldn’t Bibles be free?
Our founding fathers were secular.
He's going to be selling holy water very soon I promise you😂
The people in the bible belt will buy 2 of the bibles. Trump is freaking comedy and people are flopping on the grenade for him. Straight comedy 😂
It baffles me how this living fart is treated like some messiah by people.
What is the website for the Trump Bibles?
Thanks!
As an atheist, I can tell you one thing. I've read your "holy" book.
The Bible (2 versions), Talmud, Coran, several Buddhist and Taoist books.
(And when I said read, I went through the excruciating pain of reading books that were describing horrible things as a Vet)
As well as Sun Tzu, The Art of War which was surprisingly soothing...
Ended up concluding that they had no value to me. It was my personal choice.
Dumbly has no clue about "your" Savior teaching.
I'm pretty sure secondary syphilis got to his "pebble" before the "holy" teaching was able to sip in.
Hocking NOT Hawking, Stephen lol
I know this upcoming presidential election is serious business, but I can't stop laughing.