This Is the Face of a 50-Dollar LOTR Game | Aris Reviews The Lord of the Rings: Gollum

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
  • #Aris #Gollum #LordOfTheRings
    They don't make 'em like this anymore
    -- Watch live @ / avoidingthepuddle

Комментарии • 174

  • @clarencegutsy7309
    @clarencegutsy7309 Год назад +321

    If Tolkien knew shit like this would appear he'd have burned all the books.

    • @user-dh9fy3ic2m
      @user-dh9fy3ic2m Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @setholsen5218
      @setholsen5218 Год назад +15

      “they made a game for WHICH CHARACTER???”

    • @DarkHorsey
      @DarkHorsey Год назад +7

      ​@@Wingsovruin arent the guys on the oliphants black even in the book...what are u talking

    • @Y0URGRANDMA
      @Y0URGRANDMA Год назад +1

      ​@@DarkHorseyno.

    • @brendan1871
      @brendan1871 Год назад

      @@Wingsovruin -said a dude with Kristallnacht and Gestapo 666 black metal playlists lol atpBigot. I don't think Tolkien would be as passionate as you about such a small cosmetic detail...

  • @Beanymac99
    @Beanymac99 Год назад +261

    The book has better graphics than the game.

  • @TheSupremeSussy
    @TheSupremeSussy Год назад +133

    Finally, a game where you can play as an Aris fan

    • @matrix3509
      @matrix3509 Год назад +19

      Untrue. Where's the motorized wheelchair?

  • @PlaidSuitPinstripeWorld
    @PlaidSuitPinstripeWorld Год назад +98

    The game is so good that they're selling at a discount so more people can experience it.
    That's true industry innovation, I'm literally crying.

  • @SpectralSound.
    @SpectralSound. Год назад +177

    The saddest part is that,in the future,when they grow up, someone will say : "man this game was my childhood"....

    • @hiagustres
      @hiagustres Год назад +10

      And that's what keeps me wake up all night

    • @xChimkin
      @xChimkin Год назад +19

      doubtful

    • @noisekeeper
      @noisekeeper Год назад +34

      Nostalgia has a way of shining every turd given enough time.

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes Год назад

      No dude. That's literally impossible.

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 Год назад +1

      doubt they care enough to play this lol

  • @matrix3509
    @matrix3509 Год назад +18

    Man, it took literally no time for the LOTR property to go to complete shit after Christopher Tolkien's death. It was a fucking speedrun to crash the IP into worthlessness.

  • @N00BSYBORG
    @N00BSYBORG Год назад +55

    The Snake Eater remake could learn a thing or two about stealth from Gollum.

  • @lipailong2
    @lipailong2 Год назад +39

    The devs are going to switch to the Gollum diet for the foreseeable future.

  • @Wreck1990
    @Wreck1990 Год назад +39

    50?! Is this masterpiece not 70?!?

  • @phant0mdummy
    @phant0mdummy Год назад +47

    Imagine having to clock in every week to work on this. 40+ hours a week.
    The crunch to deliver this must have been soul crushing. 😂

  • @PatrickTCAPIreland
    @PatrickTCAPIreland Год назад +126

    Who thought playing as Gollum would be a good idea

    • @Pen_dayho
      @Pen_dayho Год назад +5

      Me :)

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis Год назад +18

      It CAN work if done right. Just wasn't done right here. 😄

    • @iorilamia
      @iorilamia Год назад +7

      Stoners

    • @Shadowlet
      @Shadowlet Год назад +19

      The concept could've been good.
      This game is a literal 2/10 though

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 Год назад

      Dobby.

  • @The_Buff_Guy
    @The_Buff_Guy Год назад +24

    They got literally the 1 guy on earth who can’t imitate gollem to play gollem. That’s sick.

  • @NotoriousRNG
    @NotoriousRNG Год назад +31

    I fully expected a full spite playthrough

  • @twiz2343
    @twiz2343 Год назад +10

    Looks like Gollum is about to join the Beatles.

  • @eatshytforlife8751
    @eatshytforlife8751 Год назад +13

    LoTR games are competing with Warhammer 40k for the best AI generated release each year.

  • @francisyorkmorgan1341
    @francisyorkmorgan1341 Год назад +38

    Before Gollum lost his hair. This game had a lot of potential.

  • @DarcsenHero
    @DarcsenHero Год назад +9

    The people who greenlit this game were stoned out of their minds. Definitely Aris fans.

  • @stevent2180
    @stevent2180 Год назад +7

    gollum's story, finally

  • @AI-io9vl
    @AI-io9vl Год назад +2

    11:26 that punch to the head gets me every time 50 buck all day amigos.

  • @teamspeak9374
    @teamspeak9374 Год назад +8

    alright which one of you guys made this game

  • @chrisnichols9014
    @chrisnichols9014 Год назад +4

    Aris is the only guy that could make playing this game slightly fun.

  • @Speedo94
    @Speedo94 Год назад +87

    The fact aris even bought this has me crying laughing already😂

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 Год назад

      he makes enough a day from donos and subs that he can do it for our entertainment, but hey he didnt have to

    • @tonyelectionfraud669
      @tonyelectionfraud669 Год назад

      Crying laughing from a purchase. Pet the good times roll I guess

    • @chumpwhizii
      @chumpwhizii Год назад +15

      ​@@tonyelectionfraud669 nice aim

    • @carlosaugusto9821
      @carlosaugusto9821 Год назад

      ​@@butteredtoast3032 Yeah it's actually become very profitable for him to get into trash game streaming, because his high level entertainment skills make up for it. That's now an important side of his variety stream repertoire.

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 Год назад

      @@carlosaugusto9821 very true, i mean thats why he buys the games bro, cause the chat asks him to buy it, the same with forspoken for example, its content and views, my man knows what he is doing

  • @cloutmuzikbeats
    @cloutmuzikbeats Год назад +5

    I was hoping for a world record flush

  • @pilot3605
    @pilot3605 Год назад +2

    What a bizarre concept. A Styx game starring Gollum with extremely questionable graphics.....probably not what LOTR fans wanted

  • @puso1817
    @puso1817 Год назад +5

    Damn his good

  • @JudgeMagistR
    @JudgeMagistR Год назад +1

    9:51 That shit cracked me up
    At least it's a funny 50 bucks

  • @El-Burrito
    @El-Burrito Год назад +1

    Now I understand all the Aris(off) jokes I saw in chat today

  • @mikeclarke3990
    @mikeclarke3990 Год назад +1

    Got me at Orc upskirts, ima get that precious edish

  • @jacknthebox8249
    @jacknthebox8249 Год назад +2

    Truly a master class in game design. Arkane Studios could learn a thing or two from this amazing game. 50 bucks ALL DAYY

  • @GRGCompletionist
    @GRGCompletionist Год назад +6

    honestly i feel bad for those developers

    • @BooAxe
      @BooAxe Год назад +12

      Those poor German developers had to talk about this game like they knew it wasn't a pile of hot trash

  • @HolyEmperorSouther
    @HolyEmperorSouther Год назад +2

    It should win some awards like that shitty cat game, they're basically the same game minus some hair.

  • @PandawanTTV
    @PandawanTTV Год назад +1

    You can see the exact moment when Aris mentally flushes this shit. He put his hand on his face and EVERYTHING.

  • @hombre-lobo5673
    @hombre-lobo5673 Год назад +11

    This looks amazing for a ps2 game, haters gonna hate🤷

  • @ericwilliams8420
    @ericwilliams8420 Год назад

    "It could be a crackhead! That got the wrong stuff. And he climb into a tree, and play a Leprechaun!"

  • @jss1121
    @jss1121 Год назад +4

    the devs deserve to burn in mt.doom

  • @AAHAHHHHH
    @AAHAHHHHH Год назад +2

    can you upload the whole vod along side the highlights?

    • @mudguppy3823
      @mudguppy3823 Год назад +2

      He played the whole thing?? Lol I'm finna watch that

  • @polskillz
    @polskillz Год назад +3

    Who is this Golem, Aris is talking about??

  • @mgibuk
    @mgibuk Год назад +2

    Gollum wouldn't give up the image rights

  • @shiryu22
    @shiryu22 Год назад

    my precious streamer smile🐍

  • @josvermeulen6191
    @josvermeulen6191 Год назад

    Epic sarcasm dude. Subscribed 😂

  • @enoknab
    @enoknab Год назад +4

    The Precious Edition is been my childhood😊

  • @Keihart
    @Keihart Год назад +1

    and this game was announced as a big PS5 next gen game at one point...

  • @malikinvictus2647
    @malikinvictus2647 Год назад +1

    Damn and I was gonna buy the golden ring super digital deluxe precious edition.

  • @Jens9807
    @Jens9807 Год назад +2

    Aris pronouncing Gollum like "Golem" for a whole video

    • @tomsweeny6837
      @tomsweeny6837 Год назад +4

      The perfect garnish to his skillfully twitch acted script.

  • @Hypercube1729
    @Hypercube1729 Год назад +10

    *ATP = AvoidingThePreciousedition*

  • @chel8282
    @chel8282 Год назад +3

    👏 -💸 all day

  • @justinellison1215
    @justinellison1215 Год назад +4

    Dude videogames fucking suck. Growing up in the PlayStation-Ps2 era some games were ahead of their time and I would think dude if the graphics are this good now imagine the future...now its the future and the graphics are good but the games are all souless and made by devs who dont deserve to eat.

    • @carlosaugusto9821
      @carlosaugusto9821 Год назад +2

      And there's no promising new ideas with very extreme exceptions. The biggest popularity is concentrated by big franchises from the early 00s or 90s or even 80s... And most of them achieve that repeating a decades old formula. And when there's a new thing is always a disaster.
      Like Resident Evil depends desperately on the early characters from the 90s still today. Whenever they try a brand new protagonist it's a failure, like Ethan. So the current creative devs on RE are incompetent. And this goes to a lot of other games.

  • @hakimdurand8427
    @hakimdurand8427 Год назад

    13:45 anti air has me dying

  • @andros1486
    @andros1486 Год назад +4

    Golem

  • @nicebird1082
    @nicebird1082 Год назад +2

    Hey alright

  • @RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77
    @RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77 Год назад +1

    Why isn't Aris reminding me to like and subscribe anymore

  • @Anonymouz00
    @Anonymouz00 Год назад

    11:16 someone make a reaction gif out of this 🤣

  • @Fucklifedeadshit
    @Fucklifedeadshit Год назад

    Feels like infinitely more work to wrangle Gollum than to just casually perform whatever menial task they need him to do, but maybe that’s why I’m not a foreman.

  • @FlipXFlopl
    @FlipXFlopl Год назад +2

    Where is the 120 dollar edition?
    Did you not learn anything from Activision?

  • @HazzaG212
    @HazzaG212 Год назад +2

    50 bucks all day

  • @twistedgambit9084
    @twistedgambit9084 Год назад +2

    I can't even see the game. Is it all gonna be in caves?

  • @Jarake
    @Jarake Год назад

    Where are the zelda:tiktok fanatics that were saying you cant judge a game unless youve played it?
    Dont you have to play this in order to determine its trash?

  • @Ballerkack
    @Ballerkack Год назад

    Oh noo, I chose the nice option on accident, I'm gonna dieee.

  • @polyjackets8659
    @polyjackets8659 Год назад

    I chuckled quite a bit

  • @wc999
    @wc999 Год назад +3

    what a great game.. honestly a STEAL for $50.........................

  • @Xhisorz1
    @Xhisorz1 Год назад

    This was made by all the NFT 3d modelers and devs.

  • @chippzlemonz
    @chippzlemonz Год назад +6

    Your a golem aris

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 Год назад +4

    Don’t even look like golem

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 Год назад

      If you squint; Gollum kinda looks like Edna Konrad (Edna & Harvey: The Breakout), if she went 80 years without eating or drinking. Humorously; ‘Keeping Up With The Daedalics’ shows that Edna doesn’t have a high opinion of Gollum - for obvious reasons.

  • @S1NE4T3R
    @S1NE4T3R Год назад

    To think they forced Happy Hobbit to change his username, yet they allowed this shit to be made.

  • @emildegas4213
    @emildegas4213 Год назад

    This game is sick

  • @HArryvajonas
    @HArryvajonas Год назад +1

    Erect beards FTW

  • @doumanseiman2645
    @doumanseiman2645 Год назад +1

    tbf he doesnt look like gollum... as in how the movie makers interpreted his descriptions from the books. You can read them and Imagine your own gollum. Im sure the devs are just showing us how they imagined him and its just that their imagination sucks.
    They also made the game so it also sucks. If we can call this a game, its an Interactive movie with minigames to transition between the scenes. The minigames are boring af with zero gameplay and the scenes are sleepingface.

  • @TrogDH
    @TrogDH 11 месяцев назад

    Science needs to study how this game makes me so happy and depressed at the same time

  • @aaronyeh3652
    @aaronyeh3652 Год назад

    Why does Artemis keep calling gollum Golem.

  • @Eav_H
    @Eav_H Год назад

    is that Smeghal?

  • @aXelRedfield
    @aXelRedfield Год назад +8

    It is crazy video game devs face no legal consequences for pulling shit like this

    • @jakejutras5420
      @jakejutras5420 Год назад +2

      Shit like what? They had the license... what??!

    • @carlosaugusto9821
      @carlosaugusto9821 Год назад +1

      What exactly?

    • @CrowsofAcheron
      @CrowsofAcheron Год назад +2

      What, like it should be a civil offense to make a bad game? That sounds kind of odd.
      I mean, I'm pretty sure a lot of people are going to get fired over this, because I can't imagine this game recouping it's budget, but you never know

    • @xChimkin
      @xChimkin Год назад

      he means it should be a new law you tards

    • @pilot3605
      @pilot3605 Год назад +1

      Well at the end of the day it's just a mediocre entertainment product, nothing illegal really took place lol

  • @shadowofthenorthstar989
    @shadowofthenorthstar989 Год назад +3

    Dude said its a ps1 game 😂

  • @iorilamia
    @iorilamia Год назад

    Mash Y to Throttle Him

  • @pancakemogul
    @pancakemogul Год назад +2

    The only bad games worth buying are indie ESL titles. Movies are kind of like that too. You want some wonky heart-driven project like The Room or Troll 2, not some moderately/highly-budgeted snoozefest that painted by the numbers to cash a check like Pearl Harbor or The Last Airbender. This one wasn't funny enough to warrant either purchase or stream.

  • @Remorsefullyhumble
    @Remorsefullyhumble Год назад

    This shit hilarious those faces 😂

  • @1m-very-feel
    @1m-very-feel Год назад

    Can’t get my hands on a ps3 to play this

  • @thesmilingvagrants
    @thesmilingvagrants Год назад

    It hurts to watch and I'm not even a Lord of the Rings user

  • @Dropbare
    @Dropbare Год назад

    No problem. No gameplay. No hair.

  • @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS
    @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS Год назад +1

    A New Hero Has Risen! Long Live The Beard !👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣👍🏽#18

  • @nobabrilg5581
    @nobabrilg5581 Год назад +2

    Gollum here looks like that Crackhead Dante ver. from MvsC Inf. Shit must have been 69,99 just for that cameo

  • @mrmerfeo4320
    @mrmerfeo4320 Год назад

    The classic script of doing the opposite of what everyone says

  • @BevinEG
    @BevinEG Год назад +5

    People really wanted this game.... how?

    • @BIGWH1FF
      @BIGWH1FF Год назад +1

      it looked decent before. i don't think ive seen a harder fall off from alpha graphics to the released product

    • @BevinEG
      @BevinEG Год назад +1

      @@BIGWH1FF You are either too young or lack eyes, my friend. This was always a bad product.

    • @BIGWH1FF
      @BIGWH1FF Год назад

      @@BevinEG I don't mean the game looked like a good game, I meant graphically. There was some alpha footage that dropped and visually it didn't look bad.

    • @BevinEG
      @BevinEG Год назад

      @@BIGWH1FF Ah, my bad then.

  • @TonkyTronicus
    @TonkyTronicus Год назад +4

    Everyone is shitting on this game because it's the cool thing to do but this game gets really good 16 hours in and they would know that if they played it

    • @hands-ongaming7180
      @hands-ongaming7180 6 месяцев назад

      16 hours I could spend somewhere else at my old age. Im 20 👴🏻

  • @soulreaver6083
    @soulreaver6083 Год назад

    Play the last legacy of kain game. (Legacy of kain Defiace) Skup all the fucking bs lore and just scrap the mobs. The battle system is cool in that game. N0pants finna get hungry soon

  • @madman19979
    @madman19979 Год назад

    Game like this being allowed to exist is a sign of imminent societal collapse

  • @VoxAcies
    @VoxAcies Год назад +4

    This game totally feels, looks and plays like a PS1 game, except higher res. It almost feels strangely nostalgic how shitty it is.

  • @Jose-xm3tq
    @Jose-xm3tq Год назад

    5:26
    13:38
    💀 ☠️ 💀

  • @CyphersBasement
    @CyphersBasement Год назад

    Wizard (Off) and Gollum (Off) means that those two offscreen characters are talking.

  • @austinbevis4266
    @austinbevis4266 Год назад

    I think the environments look okay, but all the characters look so dated it’s crazy

  • @BinnyBongBaron_AoE
    @BinnyBongBaron_AoE Год назад

    Sub earned 😂

  • @SilversTaurus
    @SilversTaurus Год назад +2

    This folks is what peak peer pressha looks like.

  • @Nick_Whiskey
    @Nick_Whiskey Год назад

    fifty bucks

  • @deltavagen9796
    @deltavagen9796 Год назад

    i hope they get sued for this...

    • @Jarake
      @Jarake Год назад

      Get sued lol.
      Frivolous litigation; stop it
      German company and an ally to the states they will keep their money.

  • @Kaktanternak
    @Kaktanternak Год назад

    -50 Clap

  • @jasonwhigham335
    @jasonwhigham335 Год назад

    Peer pressuring someone into buying a shitty game huh

  • @wrightju12345
    @wrightju12345 Год назад +6

    Gollum looking like the average male feminist. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisnichols9014
      @chrisnichols9014 Год назад

      He seriously looks like a fucking goblin on crack. lmfao

  • @yassinejouirane5718
    @yassinejouirane5718 Год назад

    Scammed

  • @big-smoke-rc
    @big-smoke-rc Год назад

    I can't believe how bad this looks

  • @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS
    @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS Год назад

    Right Upside Duh Dome!!! 😵👏🏽 11:13 (DAYUM!)🤣
    Teach You Guys A Lesson 🎙11:06

  • @akkadian4709
    @akkadian4709 Год назад

    Does aris know gollum is voiced by a guy with armenian heritage? Lol