@@Wingsovruin -said a dude with Kristallnacht and Gestapo 666 black metal playlists lol atpBigot. I don't think Tolkien would be as passionate as you about such a small cosmetic detail...
Man, it took literally no time for the LOTR property to go to complete shit after Christopher Tolkien's death. It was a fucking speedrun to crash the IP into worthlessness.
@@butteredtoast3032 Yeah it's actually become very profitable for him to get into trash game streaming, because his high level entertainment skills make up for it. That's now an important side of his variety stream repertoire.
@@carlosaugusto9821 very true, i mean thats why he buys the games bro, cause the chat asks him to buy it, the same with forspoken for example, its content and views, my man knows what he is doing
Dude videogames fucking suck. Growing up in the PlayStation-Ps2 era some games were ahead of their time and I would think dude if the graphics are this good now imagine the future...now its the future and the graphics are good but the games are all souless and made by devs who dont deserve to eat.
And there's no promising new ideas with very extreme exceptions. The biggest popularity is concentrated by big franchises from the early 00s or 90s or even 80s... And most of them achieve that repeating a decades old formula. And when there's a new thing is always a disaster. Like Resident Evil depends desperately on the early characters from the 90s still today. Whenever they try a brand new protagonist it's a failure, like Ethan. So the current creative devs on RE are incompetent. And this goes to a lot of other games.
Feels like infinitely more work to wrangle Gollum than to just casually perform whatever menial task they need him to do, but maybe that’s why I’m not a foreman.
Where are the zelda:tiktok fanatics that were saying you cant judge a game unless youve played it? Dont you have to play this in order to determine its trash?
If you squint; Gollum kinda looks like Edna Konrad (Edna & Harvey: The Breakout), if she went 80 years without eating or drinking. Humorously; ‘Keeping Up With The Daedalics’ shows that Edna doesn’t have a high opinion of Gollum - for obvious reasons.
tbf he doesnt look like gollum... as in how the movie makers interpreted his descriptions from the books. You can read them and Imagine your own gollum. Im sure the devs are just showing us how they imagined him and its just that their imagination sucks. They also made the game so it also sucks. If we can call this a game, its an Interactive movie with minigames to transition between the scenes. The minigames are boring af with zero gameplay and the scenes are sleepingface.
What, like it should be a civil offense to make a bad game? That sounds kind of odd. I mean, I'm pretty sure a lot of people are going to get fired over this, because I can't imagine this game recouping it's budget, but you never know
The only bad games worth buying are indie ESL titles. Movies are kind of like that too. You want some wonky heart-driven project like The Room or Troll 2, not some moderately/highly-budgeted snoozefest that painted by the numbers to cash a check like Pearl Harbor or The Last Airbender. This one wasn't funny enough to warrant either purchase or stream.
@@BevinEG I don't mean the game looked like a good game, I meant graphically. There was some alpha footage that dropped and visually it didn't look bad.
Everyone is shitting on this game because it's the cool thing to do but this game gets really good 16 hours in and they would know that if they played it
Play the last legacy of kain game. (Legacy of kain Defiace) Skup all the fucking bs lore and just scrap the mobs. The battle system is cool in that game. N0pants finna get hungry soon
If Tolkien knew shit like this would appear he'd have burned all the books.
Lol
“they made a game for WHICH CHARACTER???”
@@Wingsovruin arent the guys on the oliphants black even in the book...what are u talking
@@DarkHorseyno.
@@Wingsovruin -said a dude with Kristallnacht and Gestapo 666 black metal playlists lol atpBigot. I don't think Tolkien would be as passionate as you about such a small cosmetic detail...
The book has better graphics than the game.
Best insult
😂😂😂
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Stolen comment btw
@@w12266 someone chocolate gun this guy
Finally, a game where you can play as an Aris fan
Untrue. Where's the motorized wheelchair?
The game is so good that they're selling at a discount so more people can experience it.
That's true industry innovation, I'm literally crying.
The saddest part is that,in the future,when they grow up, someone will say : "man this game was my childhood"....
And that's what keeps me wake up all night
doubtful
Nostalgia has a way of shining every turd given enough time.
No dude. That's literally impossible.
doubt they care enough to play this lol
Man, it took literally no time for the LOTR property to go to complete shit after Christopher Tolkien's death. It was a fucking speedrun to crash the IP into worthlessness.
The Snake Eater remake could learn a thing or two about stealth from Gollum.
The devs are going to switch to the Gollum diet for the foreseeable future.
50?! Is this masterpiece not 70?!?
Imagine having to clock in every week to work on this. 40+ hours a week.
The crunch to deliver this must have been soul crushing. 😂
Who thought playing as Gollum would be a good idea
Me :)
It CAN work if done right. Just wasn't done right here. 😄
Stoners
The concept could've been good.
This game is a literal 2/10 though
Dobby.
They got literally the 1 guy on earth who can’t imitate gollem to play gollem. That’s sick.
I fully expected a full spite playthrough
Looks like Gollum is about to join the Beatles.
LoTR games are competing with Warhammer 40k for the best AI generated release each year.
Before Gollum lost his hair. This game had a lot of potential.
Bald community is triggered
The people who greenlit this game were stoned out of their minds. Definitely Aris fans.
gollum's story, finally
11:26 that punch to the head gets me every time 50 buck all day amigos.
alright which one of you guys made this game
Aris is the only guy that could make playing this game slightly fun.
The fact aris even bought this has me crying laughing already😂
he makes enough a day from donos and subs that he can do it for our entertainment, but hey he didnt have to
Crying laughing from a purchase. Pet the good times roll I guess
@@tonyelectionfraud669 nice aim
@@butteredtoast3032 Yeah it's actually become very profitable for him to get into trash game streaming, because his high level entertainment skills make up for it. That's now an important side of his variety stream repertoire.
@@carlosaugusto9821 very true, i mean thats why he buys the games bro, cause the chat asks him to buy it, the same with forspoken for example, its content and views, my man knows what he is doing
I was hoping for a world record flush
What a bizarre concept. A Styx game starring Gollum with extremely questionable graphics.....probably not what LOTR fans wanted
Damn his good
9:51 That shit cracked me up
At least it's a funny 50 bucks
Now I understand all the Aris(off) jokes I saw in chat today
Got me at Orc upskirts, ima get that precious edish
Truly a master class in game design. Arkane Studios could learn a thing or two from this amazing game. 50 bucks ALL DAYY
honestly i feel bad for those developers
Those poor German developers had to talk about this game like they knew it wasn't a pile of hot trash
It should win some awards like that shitty cat game, they're basically the same game minus some hair.
You can see the exact moment when Aris mentally flushes this shit. He put his hand on his face and EVERYTHING.
This looks amazing for a ps2 game, haters gonna hate🤷
"It could be a crackhead! That got the wrong stuff. And he climb into a tree, and play a Leprechaun!"
the devs deserve to burn in mt.doom
can you upload the whole vod along side the highlights?
He played the whole thing?? Lol I'm finna watch that
Who is this Golem, Aris is talking about??
Gollum wouldn't give up the image rights
my precious streamer smile🐍
Epic sarcasm dude. Subscribed 😂
The Precious Edition is been my childhood😊
and this game was announced as a big PS5 next gen game at one point...
Damn and I was gonna buy the golden ring super digital deluxe precious edition.
Aris pronouncing Gollum like "Golem" for a whole video
The perfect garnish to his skillfully twitch acted script.
*ATP = AvoidingThePreciousedition*
👏 -💸 all day
Dude videogames fucking suck. Growing up in the PlayStation-Ps2 era some games were ahead of their time and I would think dude if the graphics are this good now imagine the future...now its the future and the graphics are good but the games are all souless and made by devs who dont deserve to eat.
And there's no promising new ideas with very extreme exceptions. The biggest popularity is concentrated by big franchises from the early 00s or 90s or even 80s... And most of them achieve that repeating a decades old formula. And when there's a new thing is always a disaster.
Like Resident Evil depends desperately on the early characters from the 90s still today. Whenever they try a brand new protagonist it's a failure, like Ethan. So the current creative devs on RE are incompetent. And this goes to a lot of other games.
13:45 anti air has me dying
Golem
Hey alright
Why isn't Aris reminding me to like and subscribe anymore
11:16 someone make a reaction gif out of this 🤣
Feels like infinitely more work to wrangle Gollum than to just casually perform whatever menial task they need him to do, but maybe that’s why I’m not a foreman.
Where is the 120 dollar edition?
Did you not learn anything from Activision?
50 bucks all day
I can't even see the game. Is it all gonna be in caves?
Where are the zelda:tiktok fanatics that were saying you cant judge a game unless youve played it?
Dont you have to play this in order to determine its trash?
Oh noo, I chose the nice option on accident, I'm gonna dieee.
I chuckled quite a bit
what a great game.. honestly a STEAL for $50.........................
This was made by all the NFT 3d modelers and devs.
Your a golem aris
Don’t even look like golem
If you squint; Gollum kinda looks like Edna Konrad (Edna & Harvey: The Breakout), if she went 80 years without eating or drinking. Humorously; ‘Keeping Up With The Daedalics’ shows that Edna doesn’t have a high opinion of Gollum - for obvious reasons.
To think they forced Happy Hobbit to change his username, yet they allowed this shit to be made.
This game is sick
Erect beards FTW
tbf he doesnt look like gollum... as in how the movie makers interpreted his descriptions from the books. You can read them and Imagine your own gollum. Im sure the devs are just showing us how they imagined him and its just that their imagination sucks.
They also made the game so it also sucks. If we can call this a game, its an Interactive movie with minigames to transition between the scenes. The minigames are boring af with zero gameplay and the scenes are sleepingface.
Science needs to study how this game makes me so happy and depressed at the same time
Why does Artemis keep calling gollum Golem.
is that Smeghal?
It is crazy video game devs face no legal consequences for pulling shit like this
Shit like what? They had the license... what??!
What exactly?
What, like it should be a civil offense to make a bad game? That sounds kind of odd.
I mean, I'm pretty sure a lot of people are going to get fired over this, because I can't imagine this game recouping it's budget, but you never know
he means it should be a new law you tards
Well at the end of the day it's just a mediocre entertainment product, nothing illegal really took place lol
Dude said its a ps1 game 😂
I've played better PS1 games lmfao
@@chrisnichols9014 true 😭
Mash Y to Throttle Him
The only bad games worth buying are indie ESL titles. Movies are kind of like that too. You want some wonky heart-driven project like The Room or Troll 2, not some moderately/highly-budgeted snoozefest that painted by the numbers to cash a check like Pearl Harbor or The Last Airbender. This one wasn't funny enough to warrant either purchase or stream.
This shit hilarious those faces 😂
Can’t get my hands on a ps3 to play this
It hurts to watch and I'm not even a Lord of the Rings user
No problem. No gameplay. No hair.
A New Hero Has Risen! Long Live The Beard !👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣👍🏽#18
Gollum here looks like that Crackhead Dante ver. from MvsC Inf. Shit must have been 69,99 just for that cameo
The classic script of doing the opposite of what everyone says
People really wanted this game.... how?
it looked decent before. i don't think ive seen a harder fall off from alpha graphics to the released product
@@BIGWH1FF You are either too young or lack eyes, my friend. This was always a bad product.
@@BevinEG I don't mean the game looked like a good game, I meant graphically. There was some alpha footage that dropped and visually it didn't look bad.
@@BIGWH1FF Ah, my bad then.
Everyone is shitting on this game because it's the cool thing to do but this game gets really good 16 hours in and they would know that if they played it
16 hours I could spend somewhere else at my old age. Im 20 👴🏻
Play the last legacy of kain game. (Legacy of kain Defiace) Skup all the fucking bs lore and just scrap the mobs. The battle system is cool in that game. N0pants finna get hungry soon
Game like this being allowed to exist is a sign of imminent societal collapse
This game totally feels, looks and plays like a PS1 game, except higher res. It almost feels strangely nostalgic how shitty it is.
5:26
13:38
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Wizard (Off) and Gollum (Off) means that those two offscreen characters are talking.
I think the environments look okay, but all the characters look so dated it’s crazy
Sub earned 😂
This folks is what peak peer pressha looks like.
fifty bucks
i hope they get sued for this...
Get sued lol.
Frivolous litigation; stop it
German company and an ally to the states they will keep their money.
-50 Clap
Peer pressuring someone into buying a shitty game huh
Gollum looking like the average male feminist. 🤣🤣🤣
He seriously looks like a fucking goblin on crack. lmfao
Scammed
I can't believe how bad this looks
Right Upside Duh Dome!!! 😵👏🏽 11:13 (DAYUM!)🤣
Teach You Guys A Lesson 🎙11:06
Does aris know gollum is voiced by a guy with armenian heritage? Lol