LITERALLY true for me 😂

Here are the top 6 common phrases that are literally true for me I've assembled after working on this premise for literally 10 years wow.
The last 3 are the best, I think, because the jokes (maybe?) got better over time. But which are YOUR favorites?
Those watching closely will remember the first section of this video from a post I made a couple years ago. As many of you pointed out in the comments of that video, only the first 30 seconds or so was funny and after that it kinda dropped off. So here's my attempt at a better version of that video with new/better jokes at the end ☺
#standup