Kidtech My First Keyboard from 1994: It's Peanut Butter-Proof!
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- Опубликовано: 14 фев 2019
- Kidtech's My First Keyboard from the mid '90s cost a hundred bucks and claimed to not only be peanut butter proof, but spill proof and resistant to sticky fingers as well! So let's put that to the test on LGR.
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Real hardcore gamers don't use WASD. They use BNOPP. The second P is peanutbutter.
Then it must be BNOPPB
@@KasumiRINA BNOPBJ
"That's a typo"
You gotta play BNOP on your qwerty keyboard. Forget the extra P when you're playing BNOP layout on your big-boy keyboard.
BNOPPJ J is JELLY TIME
Duke nukem 3D is my favorite pre school software
Family friendly gaming
r/cursedusernames
You say that jokingly, but Duke 3D, Quake, and Hexen were legitimately three of my first PC games I played as a kid lol.
OMG SAME
LOL
😫✋ Gaming with the WASD layout
😊👉 Gaming with the BNOP layout
Why
me- an intellectual with an apple tablet i got for christmas
2@#$ layout
Android 27 2@#£
You look like the person who would lick the peanut butter off the keyboard
Only true komrades use the шасд layout
There's something inherently funny about the not-word "BNOP".
Maybe because it sound like BOP, PLOP or BONK.
i made it my notification sound
YOU FUCKING BNOP
Sounds Russian for some reason
A grown man smearing peanut butter and chocolate syrup on a twenty year old children's keyboard for a living. This is the best timeline.
True 😂
Troy and Abed in the LGR!
I have a penchant for products created by ordinary people who after failing to find a professional solution to a problem they encounter, take it upon themselves to make one for anyone else that might have the same problem. They always feel like they have a lot more "heart" to them, even if they aren't particularly great products
I think you just described KickStarter! ; )
America!
don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 gamer 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 lube 👏 your 👏 keyboard 👏with 👏 gamer 👏 butter
And use BNOP
Gamer butter?
@@sneezingcactus5681 yes it's butter only epic gamers can eat
But I don't want to ruin my 8 physical, 16 logical 1.99GHz Intel (R) Pentium Core I8 (R) laptop!
Showoff. Just say 'keyboard'. Not trying to be mean 😄
Ah LGR, the only channel where you get to see someone spread peanut butter on a keyboard
And it's the only channel that then ups the ante when it continues functioning...
And it's entertaining the entire time.
I know this is an old comment, but: ruclips.net/video/NFnoDBEkZms/видео.html 0:50
No I think how to basic does this all the time
A E S T H E T I C O F C H I L D R E N
Sounds like an Engrish marketing gem.
sounds like a robert miles tribute album
Clint, you're getting your channels muddled; this isn't LGR Foods.
ahaahahahah
@Max Pain "Peanut butter and jam is HIIIIIIIIIIDEEOUS!"
I just learned of that channel
Why don't I know about this?
@Max Pain with free penut butter included
I just spent 20 minutes watching a grown man using a toddler keyboard
And intentionally spilling food in it. And playing games.
same and i wouldnt change a thing
Caitlyn I agree with this sentiment.
@Enclave Officer Z841 since old era people seem outsmart than currrent our time now aka present
14:18 that Stewie impression was spot-on
What kind of monster doesn't use Crunchy Peanut Butter on their keyboards?
The awesome crunchy peanut butter is for eating. The smooth stuff is for wasting by smearing.
i like both
The same kind of monster that doesn't even eat the keyboard!
@LGR Now we're talking
@@LGR tha'ts a good answer.
"Sticking my fingers into a dessert and playing games" - Best Raspberry Pi advert, ever.
Wow. This looks pretty legit and I love the story behind it! The owners seem really nice to be honest, and I love how they actually had to learn how to do it and started their own company. Of course, in that situation I’d rather just teach my children how to use a keyboard and now computers work from a young age like my dad taught me though. I was brought up using a few old laptops to play games off of floppy discs and CD-R’s, and that meant I knew not to mash buttons and delete everything like a giant idiot. However I still got the keyboard massively dirty like the idiot I was, so maybe that peanut-butter proofing would’ve been useful.
I mean yeah but this feels like it's more for peace of mind that if the child's mother is cleaning or something and the kid gets his hands on the computer she doesn't have to worry about the kid deleting data or screwing it up and mom has to wait for dad to get home after work to drop that nuke on him.
"Yeah this sucks
Lets try some Duke Nukem 3D
*Also fun preschool software* "
Hey, I played a lot of it before school, so technically true.))
That thumbnail looks like one of those clickbait lifehack compilations
MrHack4never apply peanut butter to the keyboard, this sacrifice appeases the keyboard Gods and increases your WPM
I FOUND A NEW ASMR? PEANUT BUTTER ON THE KEYBOARD! ASMR TOUCHING, TAPPING KEYS, SOFT VOICE 2019 (KNIFE WARNING)
You smearing peanut butter on this thing and laughing maniacally was oddly soothing.
Kids: D-Pad
Boys: Arrow Keys
Men: WASD
Legends: BNOP
True legends: QAOP
Waluigi: Telekinesis
Time Lords: J-Mouse
Some kind of Demigods: QWOP.
Me, a Dvorak user: ",AOE"
hehehe, their website has a little javascript at the bottom to say "Last updated ..." on today's date... I thought that was quite cheeky.
utopiaopera Wow
XD “03/19/2019”
3/23/19
They renewed the domain in 2018 so this is extremely odd
For me it says 4/1/2019 lol
@some kinda idiot Maybe auto renew?
After looking at the thumbnail:
"guys, I think he's losing it, the magic smoke has finally gotten to his brain"
LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WEBSITE OH MY LORD
LAST UPDATED: 2/16/2019
LAST UPDATED: 7 June 2019
It's down now. :-(
@@armorgeddon NANI?!!
What?
Whats the website?
I love the old school 90's web page. Comic Sans and bright yellow backgrounds galore. XD
“Kids Cut Teeth On Keyboards” is probably one of the worst ways they could have written that article title...
(I know what they meant, but still.)
I didn't know what it meant at first and was taking it literally
What does it mean?
Well, it's a keyboard for kids five and under. Some of those children might actually put their teeth on them. You're just minding your own business, turn around, and find out that your toddler is chewing and licking the keyboard for no earthly reason.
12:35 it's like an f'ed up Bob Ross video
"Okay, we're just gonna smear a bit of peanut butter on the space bar. It'll be our little secret"
Happy little accident.
RUINED
Peanut butter 12:12
Chocolate Syrup 13:52
Milk 14:24
Washing the keyboard 16:34
I died of laughing 🤣
The my first keyboard also comes with the all new my first person shooter
You know, the famous mnemonic, "X is for Christmas Dinner".
So that's why they're called Sticky Keys.
Ba dum tss
I thought they were called sticky keys for a different reason... 😉
DrSylvestreMatuschka Stop it there are children
Introducing the all new Reese's puffs edition of my first keyboard
Peanut butter, chocolate
Great when separate
But when they're combined
They make morning time epic
8:42
*"A for alligator"* that made me laugh more than it should
Mental note, if I’m gonna sell something with some weirdly specific claim, don’t send it to Clint.
or do... for our enjoyment
I mean, what's the point of making weirdly specific claims if you don't expect people to test them?
I remember LGR getting a sexy mouse saying never use it in direct sunlight. :))
I think the Peanut Butter test needs to be a recurring bit. Looks like a nice product for what it’s meant to be, god knows my kid loves smashing my laptop as I use it, would make a nice tool today
*But will it peanut butter*
Undeadly *but will it also sundae*
model m plus peanut butter, chocolate sauce and milk?
Undeadly “Let’s talk about that” *cue GMM theme song*
Drink a Beer and Play a Game my niece would love this!
“Let’s try some Duke Nukem 3D, also fun pre school software” probably my favorite LGR quote so far.
Me, in 98 with five years old, if I listened to this voice of the games abc, I could have nightmares 🤣🤣🤣 I loved this video. Please, continue uploading the classic.
WASD or ESDF?
BNOP!
IJKL
ESDF? Electrostatic discharge frankfurters?
Good ol' BNOP
EoSD layout be like *flandre scarlet wants to know your location*
@@satan2583 That wasn't funny and was a forced touhou joke.
Peanut butter proof keyboard?! Why don't we have that technology today?!
I know right xO
The technology for butter-proof keyboards was lost along with the aqueduct when the Huns sacked Rome in the 5th century A.D.
Same reason we don't have planes made entirely of the same material as the black box. The cons outweigh the benefits.
@@SheepUndefined I didn't expect a serious reply to an obviously non-serious comment.
I have a washable Logitech, it's ok. Came with a little brush too.
YOU MADMAN! No one would use a keyboard that dirty! The idea is, it survives the milk spill and then gets cleaned before it’s used, because as I know from when I was a 5 year old, spilling a drink on a keyboard kills it effectively as it‘s never the same again, but the milk can’t get in than the keyboard would survive.
This was just for a test, and fortunately it didn't blow up so, relax (but please, don't watch ASMR).
I'm here to kick ass and smear peanut butter everywhere... and I'm all out of one of these things
So what did you do today?
99% of people: "Put in 8 hours of backbreaking, mind-numbing labor."
Clint: "I played Duke Nukem then spread peanut butter all over a child's keyboard."
and now I'm depressed
@@jnerdsblog What's wrong?
Ladderthief1 You must have reminded him of labor, the soul crushing reality of having to work for a corporation so you can marginally afford necessities. Trading youth and health for money and later trading money for health. Then we die and most of us leave no lasting legacy. Even our kids forget us. Okay, that's all I have, have a wonderful day! I just made a fresh batch of Kool-Aid and can't wait. It's black cherry!
@@fatherfintanstack8810 Ooh nice! Kool-Aid is like Jell-O, there's always room for it.
Sounds legit!!
Hey guys and welcome Back, to Peanut Butter Gamer!
Bryce McKenzie 😂
LGR is a Real Peanut Butter Gamer, lol.
Imagine that crossover
My precious....🙄
He smeared PBG all over that keyboard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mmm... yes... good... very goood
14:26 at this point you are basically making a keyboard sundae right now
*Rise up gamer boys it's time to get your own, gamer girl peanut butter*
*,* ?????
somehow i feel offended, huh.
To quote Duke Nukem himself:
What a mess.
I think you just invented a new disturbing fetish.
1 guy 1 keyboard
Very legal and very cool
Hahaha... "New"...
No no no it will become a new trend on youtube. "Put peanut butter on random things to see if it would still work"
Honestly I would let Clint smear just about anything onto me he wanted....
You can play doom with a toddler keyboard.
Interesting.
*knee deep in the peanut butter*
@Guilherme Fernandes AUTTP ATHDTC UTTPC uttp and anti- groups died years ago why are you still in them
@@undefishin why are you commenting on an old video
i wasn't referring to the video lmao
@@rafalswiniarski3866 I'm asking the same question to you?
And my phone (Nokia 3310)
is tsunami proof!
Probably!
Nah, my phone (Nokia 1100) is heat death proof.
@@videotoblin and electric death proof
Why does GLaDOS have a nokia?
Mine survived the ice age
bringing a new meaning to the term stickykeys.
RIP peanut butter
2019-2019
You were probably delicious.
I still think it's Gif not jif
I guess his *Jelly* wife is very sad.
Cardboard silver!
2018-2019 it usually takes a little longer than you think to get food on store shelves.
SLIVER IS THAT YOU
Ah, yes. Finally. A Keyboard that i can use whilst eating the contents of an entire jar of peanut butter without utensils.
I would have gone with “X - Xebra” ;)
Y-YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
X - X-RAY
W - What an asshole
LGR going Bob Ross on that keyboard with peanut butter, and chocolate sauces of paints with milk colors
The squeaking sound is kind of a cute touch
Welcome to: cooking with LGR: peanut butter milk chocolate keyboard. Bon appetite!
I can't wait for Peanut Butter Chocolate Syrup Milk Speedruns on the My First Keyboard
Peanut butter chocolate keyboard keyboard would have been a great idea for a candybar back in the 90s.
And nowadays with the retro tech nostalgia becoming mainstream.
Choosy moms choose .GIF.
VWestlife booooooo!!
this is like the only thing that makes me irrational. i know the inventor says it's pronounced "jif" but i don't want to say it that way. No. :(
Delicious!
CHOOSY MOMS GET MY FIST UP THEIR SHITZ MAKER
THANK YOU for using the correct pronunciation of .gif
nobody:
Lgr:today were gonna run doom on a vending machine
The keyboard with all the food on it totally looked like some kind of Nickelodeon Double Dare challenge.
That is an APT description.
@@BubblewrapHighway fyuhuhucking ggenius
"-Why are you watching a guy smear peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk on a keyboard and play Duke Nukem?"
"-Because I've lost control of my life."
Alternative joke:
Boy, I've heard of PeanutButterGamer, but this is just ridiculous!
.
Peanut butter and QWERTY sandwich.
you thought that would get tons of likes
That would be ABCDEF sandwich.
ah yes, my favorite game to play in preschool.
Duke Nukem 3D
Don't you hate when you have peanut butter all over the keyboard?
aaaaaaa i hate when that happens, it happens way too much, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
opposite of on backwards
The ultimate LGR Oddwear/LGR Foods crossover.
15:15 I'm starting to think that the only reason Clint made LGR 10 years ago was to eventually live out this childhood fantasy. Live your joy, sir!
BNOP is my favourite layout. Especially if it's covered in peanut butter.
of course, it stands for BeaNut Ond Putter
9:54 was absolutely hilarious XD
"That's enough of the fun preschool software, LET'S TRY SOME DUKE NUKE'EM 3D"
What am I doing with my life. I’m watching a grown man playing with a children’s keyboard covered with peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk.
This episode of LGR Foods got weird
Yeah, plastic isn't very tasty, unless you have Pica...
You're not a child anymore Clint. You must face life as a grown man. Instead of smearing peanut butter on a kid's toy, do manly things like drunkenly vomit all over your professional gaming keyboard and wake up a day later enraged at what you did.
Ismail not manly that’s just rlly sad. Are you ok ?
@@username-wx3xk Vomit is one of the most manly fluids a body can produce, right up there with acidic bile, and Stanky sweat
Make sure it's streamed on twitch to be viewed in a clip for all eternity
A real man doesn't drink though, that's for dumbasses.
You guys really don't have to destroy decent jokes for the sake of moral grandstanding - no one cares
15:12 "Look at this workstation. What a complete slob"
"Can you play Duke 3D on a My First Keyboard with chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and milk?"
I nominate this for GDQ 2020 donation challenge run
1960: IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE FLYING CARS
2019: GUY SPREADS PEANUT BUTTER OVER KEYBOARD
Were living in 2019, Clint is in 3219
@@lukasperuzovic1429 a true phophet of mankind
DON'T MOCK US THIS IS MORE DIRE THAN FLYING AUTOMOBILES
These keyboards are cool for kindergarten class, I remember similar keyboards for the Apple iMac that were colorful and were durable enough for little kids.
0:01 Honestly, “it seems like a bad fetish”
12:26 I don't know why but the look and sound of you smacking that peanut butter on the keyboard cracks me up.
"Don't try this at home... Ahh I'm at home what am I doing." Lmao
This is really how it is sometimes if you have cerebral palsy and you go to play your games like me. Lol. I'm always knocking stuff over.
You have to hand it to the couple, they did make a working product that made good on its promises. They should make a modern version of it along with some software that beeps loudly when little Billy is entering dad's credit card number into some shady website.
8:55 I'm 23 and I had to look up what a xiphias is. Is that sad?
twistedyogert I’m 16 and had to search it so no it’s not sad
Peanutbutter Jelly Keyboard Sandwich:
1 jar of Peanut Butter
1 Jar of Jelly
2 My First Keyboards...
*Clint smears peanut butter on a learning toy keyboard*
Thanks A LOT, Clint. Now I have ASMR.
Oh it's you
Freako did you make that last of us hentai
Lol xD ikr?
Freako when you gonna release that Leela Create-A-Skater?
IamMe look up freakorama on newgrounds.
Love hearing these “we had no knowledge but learned how to make it from scratch” stories
Really impressed with the fact they had a custom IC produced for this
kids need to play doom
that was cool pre school software. lets try duke nukem 3d!
which too is preschool software!
13:46 confirmed Clint is How To Basic😂🤣
But without eggs
Give 'em props -- it does what it says on the tin! And I find it amusing that you've used membrane keyboards far worse, from companies that presumably knew what they were doing from the word go, instead of a couple who had to learn as they went. XD That peanut butter/chocolate sauce/milk test was hilarious and kind of awesome in its own way. If only modern keyboards were that hardy!
ah. well. it's, uh, certainly peanut butter proof
now i REALLY want some peanut butter
Honestly this would be an amazing product for my grandmother with low vision. It’s also in ABC format which would help! Thanks for the video
0:00 Me whenever I order Taco Bell.
Complete with squishing noises.
Well, it doesn't have a shift key, so how else would we get sticky keys? :D
That BNOP layout is hilarious btw. True gamer right there.
I like how you can make PBJ sandwiches on a keyboard
2:02 wait, disassembling something, learning from it, and producing your own product? That's... not how I describe "ignorant"! XD
Well they were ignorant of the very basics of how it worked that's why they had to disassemble it, ignorant is lacking knowledge not being dumb
Ignorance is not knowing something. Knowing how to acquire the knowledge you want does not eliminate said ignorance until you put the learning process into action. (I would not have chosen that particular example either, but I wasn't consulted before his interview.)
That used to be the baseline for ignorant. Now the common denominator is SOOOOOOOOOOOO much lower. You should check out with documentary called Idiocracy.
@RealityVeil documentary and prophecy.
I still stand by my definition of ignoramuses! Ignorant people wouldn't know what to do once they disassembled something. My friends once tried to fix our friend's printer, so they took it apart, assembled it back, and figure out it must have had many "extra" parts inside, which were now lying around the room after they finished "fixing" it. xD Suffice to say it never worked again. Not THAT's true ignorance. The state before you reverse engineer something is more like ... just not having experience with that particular blueprint.
Broke: "Brexit means Brexit."
Woke: "Peanut butter-proof means peanut butter-proof."
Bespoke: "No means no."
Math is math!
@@zephyrian1006 Yes means no.
Oh my god those audio files are so low-fidelity! I love it!
First putting the Barbie computer in the oven, now this.
He shoud start writing a cookbook, with mouth-watering dishes as: "fried computer", PB&J keyboard. and whatever he (or we) can come up with
Can't wait to play competitive CS:GO with this.
11:30 If the captions are turned on it says
"there's no control and alt. So I've mapped the keys over here to *N, O, and P. Nope,* I"
LOL
"Let's try some Duke Nukem 3D! Also fun preschool software"
LOL damn right!
I feel kind of bad that I recognized what your picture was from even before I read your name XD
@@KedViper same