Kidtech My First Keyboard from 1994: It's Peanut Butter-Proof!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @panchri
    @panchri 6 лет назад +3192

    Real hardcore gamers don't use WASD. They use BNOPP. The second P is peanutbutter.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 6 лет назад +86

      Then it must be BNOPPB

    • @tortron
      @tortron 6 лет назад +58

      @@KasumiRINA BNOPBJ

    • @KosteonLink
      @KosteonLink 6 лет назад +18

      "That's a typo"

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 6 лет назад +12

      You gotta play BNOP on your qwerty keyboard. Forget the extra P when you're playing BNOP layout on your big-boy keyboard.

    • @ToyStore102Dalmatians
      @ToyStore102Dalmatians 6 лет назад +4

      BNOPPJ J is JELLY TIME

  • @thomasgraf1986
    @thomasgraf1986 6 лет назад +584

    A grown man smearing peanut butter and chocolate syrup on a twenty year old children's keyboard for a living. This is the best timeline.

  • @siltdoctor3478
    @siltdoctor3478 6 лет назад +1666

    Duke nukem 3D is my favorite pre school software

    • @carlose4314
      @carlose4314 5 лет назад +74

      Family friendly gaming

    • @h20wizard57
      @h20wizard57 5 лет назад +28

      r/cursedusernames

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 5 лет назад +49

      You say that jokingly, but Duke 3D, Quake, and Hexen were legitimately three of my first PC games I played as a kid lol.

    • @kah_8-p37
      @kah_8-p37 5 лет назад +7

      OMG SAME

    • @pip5528
      @pip5528 5 лет назад +2

      LOL

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 5 лет назад +335

    There's something inherently funny about the not-word "BNOP".

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 лет назад +16

      Maybe because it sound like BOP, PLOP or BONK.

    • @kqzo
      @kqzo 4 года назад +2

      i made it my notification sound

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 года назад +7

      YOU FUCKING BNOP

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 3 года назад

      Sounds Russian for some reason

  • @citrusjuicebox
    @citrusjuicebox 6 лет назад +303

    A E S T H E T I C O F C H I L D R E N
    Sounds like an Engrish marketing gem.

    • @PandaXs1
      @PandaXs1 5 лет назад +1

      sounds like a robert miles tribute album

  • @Evanski
    @Evanski 6 лет назад +517

    "Yeah this sucks
    Lets try some Duke Nukem 3D
    *Also fun preschool software* "

    • @TheKiruNias
      @TheKiruNias 6 лет назад +24

      Hey, I played a lot of it before school, so technically true.))

  • @CattoRayTube
    @CattoRayTube 6 лет назад +2545

    Clint, you're getting your channels muddled; this isn't LGR Foods.

    • @vaS-Co
      @vaS-Co 6 лет назад +6

      ahaahahahah

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 6 лет назад +11

      @Max Pain "Peanut butter and jam is HIIIIIIIIIIDEEOUS!"

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 6 лет назад +2

      I just learned of that channel

    • @txcforever
      @txcforever 6 лет назад +1

      Why don't I know about this?

    • @AuroraNemoia
      @AuroraNemoia 6 лет назад

      @Max Pain with free penut butter included

  • @gesuyarou6149
    @gesuyarou6149 5 лет назад +250

    Ah LGR, the only channel where you get to see someone spread peanut butter on a keyboard

    • @camwoodstock
      @camwoodstock 5 лет назад +7

      And it's the only channel that then ups the ante when it continues functioning...
      And it's entertaining the entire time.

    • @morals6797
      @morals6797 5 лет назад +2

      I know this is an old comment, but: ruclips.net/video/NFnoDBEkZms/видео.html 0:50

    • @a-surfin-bird8182
      @a-surfin-bird8182 5 лет назад

      No I think how to basic does this all the time

  • @BeaJumpup
    @BeaJumpup 5 лет назад +692

    I just spent 20 minutes watching a grown man using a toddler keyboard

    • @computer_dude
      @computer_dude 5 лет назад +18

      And intentionally spilling food in it. And playing games.

    • @Featherogue
      @Featherogue 5 лет назад +11

      same and i wouldnt change a thing

    • @wishywashy9947
      @wishywashy9947 4 года назад +2

      Caitlyn I agree with this sentiment.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +1

      @Enclave Officer Z841 since old era people seem outsmart than currrent our time now aka present

  • @benjabby
    @benjabby 6 лет назад +596

    I have a penchant for products created by ordinary people who after failing to find a professional solution to a problem they encounter, take it upon themselves to make one for anyone else that might have the same problem. They always feel like they have a lot more "heart" to them, even if they aren't particularly great products

    • @Bob3519
      @Bob3519 6 лет назад +23

      I think you just described KickStarter! ; )

    • @em0t3p
      @em0t3p 5 лет назад +5

      America!

  • @yorkshireplumbing
    @yorkshireplumbing 6 лет назад +507

    hehehe, their website has a little javascript at the bottom to say "Last updated ..." on today's date... I thought that was quite cheeky.

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never 6 лет назад +243

    That thumbnail looks like one of those clickbait lifehack compilations

    • @chibichabot9293
      @chibichabot9293 6 лет назад +19

      MrHack4never apply peanut butter to the keyboard, this sacrifice appeases the keyboard Gods and increases your WPM

    • @WannabeMarysue
      @WannabeMarysue 6 лет назад +11

      I FOUND A NEW ASMR? PEANUT BUTTER ON THE KEYBOARD! ASMR TOUCHING, TAPPING KEYS, SOFT VOICE 2019 (KNIFE WARNING)

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 6 лет назад +196

    What kind of monster doesn't use Crunchy Peanut Butter on their keyboards?

    • @LGR
      @LGR  6 лет назад +69

      The awesome crunchy peanut butter is for eating. The smooth stuff is for wasting by smearing.

    • @subg9165
      @subg9165 6 лет назад +4

      i like both

    • @QuixoteBadger
      @QuixoteBadger 6 лет назад +13

      The same kind of monster that doesn't even eat the keyboard!

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis 6 лет назад +2

      @LGR Now we're talking

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 6 лет назад +4

      @@LGR tha'ts a good answer.

  • @azyfloof
    @azyfloof 6 лет назад +2421

    😫✋ Gaming with the WASD layout
    😊👉 Gaming with the BNOP layout

    • @satan2583
      @satan2583 5 лет назад +25

      me- an intellectual with an apple tablet i got for christmas
      2@#$ layout

    • @matthew3p
      @matthew3p 5 лет назад +6

      Android 27 2@#£

    • @mistaplayinabox
      @mistaplayinabox 5 лет назад +6

      You look like the person who would lick the peanut butter off the keyboard

    • @tlazo3627
      @tlazo3627 5 лет назад +16

      Only true komrades use the шасд layout

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 лет назад +3

      Azy I don’t think it really matters tbh. Even to those French weirdos that use AZERTY instead of QWERTY, they can game the same as us normal people, just by using the same 4-button layout, but with different keys.

  • @TracksWithDax
    @TracksWithDax 6 лет назад +55

    14:18 that Stewie impression was spot-on

  • @suborbitalprocess
    @suborbitalprocess 6 лет назад +150

    12:35 it's like an f'ed up Bob Ross video
    "Okay, we're just gonna smear a bit of peanut butter on the space bar. It'll be our little secret"

    • @Maobum
      @Maobum 6 лет назад +4

      Happy little accident.

    • @-PVL93-
      @-PVL93- 3 года назад +1

      RUINED

  • @Ladderthief1
    @Ladderthief1 6 лет назад +359

    So what did you do today?
    99% of people: "Put in 8 hours of backbreaking, mind-numbing labor."
    Clint: "I played Duke Nukem then spread peanut butter all over a child's keyboard."

    • @jnerdsblog
      @jnerdsblog 6 лет назад +10

      and now I'm depressed

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 6 лет назад +5

      @@jnerdsblog What's wrong?

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 5 лет назад +44

      Ladderthief1 You must have reminded him of labor, the soul crushing reality of having to work for a corporation so you can marginally afford necessities. Trading youth and health for money and later trading money for health. Then we die and most of us leave no lasting legacy. Even our kids forget us. Okay, that's all I have, have a wonderful day! I just made a fresh batch of Kool-Aid and can't wait. It's black cherry!

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 5 лет назад +10

      @@fatherfintanstack8810 Ooh nice! Kool-Aid is like Jell-O, there's always room for it.

    • @NathanChisholm041
      @NathanChisholm041 5 лет назад +3

      Sounds legit!!

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 6 лет назад +126

    “Kids Cut Teeth On Keyboards” is probably one of the worst ways they could have written that article title...
    (I know what they meant, but still.)

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 6 лет назад +29

      I didn't know what it meant at first and was taking it literally

    • @siddharthnandi3995
      @siddharthnandi3995 3 года назад

      What does it mean?

    • @meowmocha12
      @meowmocha12 Год назад

      Well, it's a keyboard for kids five and under. Some of those children might actually put their teeth on them. You're just minding your own business, turn around, and find out that your toddler is chewing and licking the keyboard for no earthly reason.

  • @breadand_circuses
    @breadand_circuses 5 лет назад +1956

    don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 gamer 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 lube 👏 your 👏 keyboard 👏with 👏 gamer 👏 butter

    • @CLK944
      @CLK944 5 лет назад +88

      And use BNOP

    • @sneezingcactus5681
      @sneezingcactus5681 5 лет назад +6

      Gamer butter?

    • @breadand_circuses
      @breadand_circuses 5 лет назад +45

      @@sneezingcactus5681 yes it's butter only epic gamers can eat

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 5 лет назад +16

      But I don't want to ruin my 8 physical, 16 logical 1.99GHz Intel (R) Pentium Core I8 (R) laptop!

    • @emilysmith5121
      @emilysmith5121 5 лет назад +6

      Showoff. Just say 'keyboard'. Not trying to be mean 😄

  • @M101K3
    @M101K3 6 лет назад +80

    "Sticking my fingers into a dessert and playing games" - Best Raspberry Pi advert, ever.

  • @itsmemrnukki
    @itsmemrnukki 6 лет назад +226

    Peanut butter proof keyboard?! Why don't we have that technology today?!

    • @mizu_the_floatzel
      @mizu_the_floatzel 6 лет назад +2

      I know right xO

    • @tylernilson7021
      @tylernilson7021 6 лет назад +27

      The technology for butter-proof keyboards was lost along with the aqueduct when the Huns sacked Rome in the 5th century A.D.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 6 лет назад +3

      Same reason we don't have planes made entirely of the same material as the black box. The cons outweigh the benefits.

    • @itsmemrnukki
      @itsmemrnukki 6 лет назад +1

      @@SheepUndefined I didn't expect a serious reply to an obviously non-serious comment.

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin 6 лет назад +2

      I have a washable Logitech, it's ok. Came with a little brush too.

  • @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial
    @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial 6 лет назад +383

    I think the Peanut Butter test needs to be a recurring bit. Looks like a nice product for what it’s meant to be, god knows my kid loves smashing my laptop as I use it, would make a nice tool today

    • @Undeadly.
      @Undeadly. 6 лет назад +47

      *But will it peanut butter*

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 6 лет назад +26

      Undeadly *but will it also sundae*

    • @jamble7k
      @jamble7k 6 лет назад +4

      model m plus peanut butter, chocolate sauce and milk?

    • @bamahornplayer
      @bamahornplayer 6 лет назад +5

      Undeadly “Let’s talk about that” *cue GMM theme song*

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 лет назад

      Drink a Beer and Play a Game my niece would love this!

  • @flmalegre
    @flmalegre 6 лет назад +90

    After looking at the thumbnail:
    "guys, I think he's losing it, the magic smoke has finally gotten to his brain"

  • @JohnSmith-nj9qo
    @JohnSmith-nj9qo 6 лет назад +44

    I love the old school 90's web page. Comic Sans and bright yellow backgrounds galore. XD

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 лет назад +118

    Wow. This looks pretty legit and I love the story behind it! The owners seem really nice to be honest, and I love how they actually had to learn how to do it and started their own company. Of course, in that situation I’d rather just teach my children how to use a keyboard and now computers work from a young age like my dad taught me though. I was brought up using a few old laptops to play games off of floppy discs and CD-R’s, and that meant I knew not to mash buttons and delete everything like a giant idiot. However I still got the keyboard massively dirty like the idiot I was, so maybe that peanut-butter proofing would’ve been useful.

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 3 года назад +7

      I mean yeah but this feels like it's more for peace of mind that if the child's mother is cleaning or something and the kid gets his hands on the computer she doesn't have to worry about the kid deleting data or screwing it up and mom has to wait for dad to get home after work to drop that nuke on him.

  • @UltraCboy
    @UltraCboy 6 лет назад +196

    Mental note, if I’m gonna sell something with some weirdly specific claim, don’t send it to Clint.

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis 6 лет назад +20

      or do... for our enjoyment

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 6 лет назад +18

      I mean, what's the point of making weirdly specific claims if you don't expect people to test them?

    • @user-hardbrain
      @user-hardbrain 6 лет назад +6

      I remember LGR getting a sexy mouse saying never use it in direct sunlight. :))

  • @jonhyetienne6919
    @jonhyetienne6919 6 лет назад +291

    WASD or ESDF?
    BNOP!

    • @user-yd2cu2sw6i
      @user-yd2cu2sw6i 6 лет назад +4

      IJKL

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 5 лет назад +11

      ESDF? Electrostatic discharge frankfurters?

    • @PsionicMonk
      @PsionicMonk 5 лет назад +3

      Good ol' BNOP

    • @satan2583
      @satan2583 5 лет назад +2

      EoSD layout be like *flandre scarlet wants to know your location*

    • @Luka-Noctiluka
      @Luka-Noctiluka 5 лет назад +3

      @@satan2583 That wasn't funny and was a forced touhou joke.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +403

    Hey guys and welcome Back, to Peanut Butter Gamer!

    • @Windows-du7id
      @Windows-du7id 6 лет назад +5

      Bryce McKenzie 😂

    • @doomstasche5768
      @doomstasche5768 6 лет назад +16

      LGR is a Real Peanut Butter Gamer, lol.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 лет назад +9

      Imagine that crossover

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 6 лет назад +2

      My precious....🙄

    • @MyFanMadeFilms
      @MyFanMadeFilms 6 лет назад +1

      He smeared PBG all over that keyboard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mmm... yes... good... very goood

  • @nicholasrossi5465
    @nicholasrossi5465 5 лет назад +67

    You smearing peanut butter on this thing and laughing maniacally was oddly soothing.

  • @CutieRingoJoy
    @CutieRingoJoy 5 лет назад +47

    Peanut butter 12:12
    Chocolate Syrup 13:52
    Milk 14:24
    Washing the keyboard 16:34

    • @idkgames860
      @idkgames860 3 года назад +2

      I died of laughing 🤣

  • @mikewhy709
    @mikewhy709 6 лет назад +38

    You know, the famous mnemonic, "X is for Christmas Dinner".

  • @tycho7006
    @tycho7006 6 лет назад +145

    To quote Duke Nukem himself:
    What a mess.

  • @sixteenohtwo
    @sixteenohtwo 6 лет назад +63

    So that's why they're called Sticky Keys.

    • @dava_arvarabi
      @dava_arvarabi 6 лет назад +4

      Ba dum tss

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 5 лет назад +2

      I thought they were called sticky keys for a different reason... 😉

    • @theadorableshortcake
      @theadorableshortcake 5 лет назад

      DrSylvestreMatuschka Stop it there are children

  • @jamesdeen8158
    @jamesdeen8158 6 лет назад +185

    LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WEBSITE OH MY LORD
    LAST UPDATED: 2/16/2019

    • @EuropeanMapper
      @EuropeanMapper 5 лет назад +11

      LAST UPDATED: 7 June 2019

    • @armorgeddon
      @armorgeddon 4 года назад +17

      It's down now. :-(

    • @armorgeddon
      @armorgeddon 4 года назад

      What?

    • @rxgtv
      @rxgtv 4 года назад

      Whats the website?

    • @ubahnlexi
      @ubahnlexi 4 года назад +9

      The website's down. It pops up with a "buy this domain" page.

  • @cm5g
    @cm5g 5 лет назад +148

    Kids: D-Pad
    Boys: Arrow Keys
    Men: WASD
    Legends: BNOP

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 лет назад +6

      True legends: QAOP

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 4 года назад +3

      Waluigi: Telekinesis

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 4 года назад +2

      Time Lords: J-Mouse

    • @marinacelada3246
      @marinacelada3246 3 года назад +1

      Some kind of Demigods: QWOP.

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 3 года назад +1

      Me, a Dvorak user: ",AOE"

  • @forklauncher
    @forklauncher 6 лет назад +131

    "-Why are you watching a guy smear peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk on a keyboard and play Duke Nukem?"
    "-Because I've lost control of my life."
    Alternative joke:
    Boy, I've heard of PeanutButterGamer, but this is just ridiculous!

  • @jalbert653
    @jalbert653 6 лет назад +388

    I think you just invented a new disturbing fetish.

    • @fullmetaljacket7
      @fullmetaljacket7 6 лет назад +61

      1 guy 1 keyboard

    • @atomicspacewizard
      @atomicspacewizard 6 лет назад +11

      Very legal and very cool

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 6 лет назад +42

      Hahaha... "New"...

    • @lilacbabyfur3540
      @lilacbabyfur3540 6 лет назад +16

      No no no it will become a new trend on youtube. "Put peanut butter on random things to see if it would still work"

    • @FantomLightning
      @FantomLightning 6 лет назад +7

      Honestly I would let Clint smear just about anything onto me he wanted....

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 6 лет назад +58

    LGR going Bob Ross on that keyboard with peanut butter, and chocolate sauces of paints with milk colors

  • @Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec
    @Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec 5 лет назад +140

    *Rise up gamer boys it's time to get your own, gamer girl peanut butter*

  • @Takedownairsoft1
    @Takedownairsoft1 5 лет назад +58

    The my first keyboard also comes with the all new my first person shooter

  • @vwestlife
    @vwestlife 6 лет назад +324

    Choosy moms choose .GIF.

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 6 лет назад +7

      VWestlife booooooo!!

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 6 лет назад +13

      this is like the only thing that makes me irrational. i know the inventor says it's pronounced "jif" but i don't want to say it that way. No. :(

    • @KyosukeShigeru
      @KyosukeShigeru 6 лет назад +1

      Delicious!

    • @MyFanMadeFilms
      @MyFanMadeFilms 6 лет назад +5

      CHOOSY MOMS GET MY FIST UP THEIR SHITZ MAKER

    • @InsanePsychoRabbit
      @InsanePsychoRabbit 6 лет назад +5

      THANK YOU for using the correct pronunciation of .gif

  • @Combicon
    @Combicon 6 лет назад +66

    bringing a new meaning to the term stickykeys.

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 6 лет назад +361

    RIP peanut butter
    2019-2019
    You were probably delicious.

    • @TheSkypetube
      @TheSkypetube 6 лет назад +6

      I still think it's Gif not jif

    • @bearnaib
      @bearnaib 5 лет назад +4

      I guess his *Jelly* wife is very sad.

    • @arxsaur
      @arxsaur 5 лет назад +2

      Cardboard silver!

    • @ThoosieJP
      @ThoosieJP 5 лет назад +4

      2018-2019 it usually takes a little longer than you think to get food on store shelves.

    • @bobux-machine3958
      @bobux-machine3958 5 лет назад +2

      SLIVER IS THAT YOU

  • @xapil1349
    @xapil1349 5 лет назад +21

    “Let’s try some Duke Nukem 3D, also fun pre school software” probably my favorite LGR quote so far.

  • @trollsome
    @trollsome 5 лет назад +336

    You can play doom with a toddler keyboard.
    Interesting.

    • @videotoblin
      @videotoblin 5 лет назад +27

      *knee deep in the peanut butter*

    • @undefishin
      @undefishin 5 лет назад

      @Guilherme Fernandes AUTTP ATHDTC UTTPC uttp and anti- groups died years ago why are you still in them

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 5 лет назад

      @@undefishin why are you commenting on an old video

    • @undefishin
      @undefishin 5 лет назад

      i wasn't referring to the video lmao

    • @Weath3rreport
      @Weath3rreport 5 лет назад

      @@rafalswiniarski3866 I'm asking the same question to you?

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 6 лет назад +44

    These keyboards are cool for kindergarten class, I remember similar keyboards for the Apple iMac that were colorful and were durable enough for little kids.

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 6 лет назад +53

    The squeaking sound is kind of a cute touch

  • @Freako
    @Freako 6 лет назад +300

    *Clint smears peanut butter on a learning toy keyboard*
    Thanks A LOT, Clint. Now I have ASMR.

    • @goobertrain8060
      @goobertrain8060 6 лет назад +2

      Oh it's you

    • @catherineholmes8423
      @catherineholmes8423 6 лет назад

      Freako did you make that last of us hentai

    • @X1Daring2
      @X1Daring2 6 лет назад +1

      Lol xD ikr?

    • @Flobbie
      @Flobbie 6 лет назад

      Freako when you gonna release that Leela Create-A-Skater?

    • @diobrando2575
      @diobrando2575 6 лет назад

      IamMe look up freakorama on newgrounds.

  • @AtasiProductions
    @AtasiProductions 6 лет назад +44

    Introducing the all new Reese's puffs edition of my first keyboard

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 5 лет назад +4

      Peanut butter, chocolate
      Great when separate
      But when they're combined
      They make morning time epic

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 лет назад +16

    YOU MADMAN! No one would use a keyboard that dirty! The idea is, it survives the milk spill and then gets cleaned before it’s used, because as I know from when I was a 5 year old, spilling a drink on a keyboard kills it effectively as it‘s never the same again, but the milk can’t get in than the keyboard would survive.

    • @tedwardkoch
      @tedwardkoch 3 года назад

      This was just for a test, and fortunately it didn't blow up so, relax (but please, don't watch ASMR).

  • @KasumiRINA
    @KasumiRINA 6 лет назад +203

    2:02 wait, disassembling something, learning from it, and producing your own product? That's... not how I describe "ignorant"! XD

    • @MrYoyoshi9
      @MrYoyoshi9 6 лет назад +75

      Well they were ignorant of the very basics of how it worked that's why they had to disassemble it, ignorant is lacking knowledge not being dumb

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 6 лет назад +26

      Ignorance is not knowing something. Knowing how to acquire the knowledge you want does not eliminate said ignorance until you put the learning process into action. (I would not have chosen that particular example either, but I wasn't consulted before his interview.)

    • @realityveil6151
      @realityveil6151 6 лет назад +24

      That used to be the baseline for ignorant. Now the common denominator is SOOOOOOOOOOOO much lower. You should check out with documentary called Idiocracy.

    • @Trusteft
      @Trusteft 6 лет назад +5

      @RealityVeil documentary and prophecy.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 6 лет назад +6

      I still stand by my definition of ignoramuses! Ignorant people wouldn't know what to do once they disassembled something. My friends once tried to fix our friend's printer, so they took it apart, assembled it back, and figure out it must have had many "extra" parts inside, which were now lying around the room after they finished "fixing" it. xD Suffice to say it never worked again. Not THAT's true ignorance. The state before you reverse engineer something is more like ... just not having experience with that particular blueprint.

  • @heldtogetherwithtape
    @heldtogetherwithtape 6 лет назад +169

    This episode of LGR Foods got weird

    • @videotoblin
      @videotoblin 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, plastic isn't very tasty, unless you have Pica...

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 6 лет назад +31

    Peanut butter chocolate keyboard keyboard would have been a great idea for a candybar back in the 90s.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 6 лет назад

      And nowadays with the retro tech nostalgia becoming mainstream.

  • @cupcakethesabertooth6802
    @cupcakethesabertooth6802 5 лет назад +20

    8:42
    *"A for alligator"* that made me laugh more than it should

  • @fluffysheap
    @fluffysheap 5 лет назад +30

    I'm here to kick ass and smear peanut butter everywhere... and I'm all out of one of these things

  • @CosmicKangaroo
    @CosmicKangaroo 6 лет назад +114

    1960: IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE FLYING CARS
    2019: GUY SPREADS PEANUT BUTTER OVER KEYBOARD

  • @IsmailofeRegime
    @IsmailofeRegime 6 лет назад +261

    You're not a child anymore Clint. You must face life as a grown man. Instead of smearing peanut butter on a kid's toy, do manly things like drunkenly vomit all over your professional gaming keyboard and wake up a day later enraged at what you did.

    • @username-wx3xk
      @username-wx3xk 6 лет назад +9

      Ismail not manly that’s just rlly sad. Are you ok ?

    • @taben9jake
      @taben9jake 6 лет назад +39

      @@username-wx3xk Vomit is one of the most manly fluids a body can produce, right up there with acidic bile, and Stanky sweat

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 6 лет назад +12

      Make sure it's streamed on twitch to be viewed in a clip for all eternity

    • @leaffen9616
      @leaffen9616 6 лет назад +2

      A real man doesn't drink though, that's for dumbasses.

    • @RyTrapp0
      @RyTrapp0 6 лет назад +16

      You guys really don't have to destroy decent jokes for the sake of moral grandstanding - no one cares

  • @kacperw587
    @kacperw587 6 лет назад +49

    BNOP is my favourite layout. Especially if it's covered in peanut butter.

    • @lyoselli
      @lyoselli 6 лет назад +5

      of course, it stands for BeaNut Ond Putter

  • @AAMEERAHMARIANO
    @AAMEERAHMARIANO 5 лет назад +15

    Me, in 98 with five years old, if I listened to this voice of the games abc, I could have nightmares 🤣🤣🤣 I loved this video. Please, continue uploading the classic.

  • @forgeman6967
    @forgeman6967 5 лет назад +17

    14:26 at this point you are basically making a keyboard sundae right now

  • @coffee115
    @coffee115 6 лет назад +118

    Peanut butter and QWERTY sandwich.

    • @michele97593
      @michele97593 6 лет назад +2

      you thought that would get tons of likes

    • @davidlee9074
      @davidlee9074 6 лет назад +26

      That would be ABCDEF sandwich.

  • @yeleyfan18
    @yeleyfan18 6 лет назад +33

    The ultimate LGR Oddwear/LGR Foods crossover.

  • @bubblegumplastic
    @bubblegumplastic 6 лет назад +21

    "Don't try this at home... Ahh I'm at home what am I doing." Lmao

  • @wyatt9000
    @wyatt9000 4 года назад +6

    9:54 was absolutely hilarious XD
    "That's enough of the fun preschool software, LET'S TRY SOME DUKE NUKE'EM 3D"

  • @vinson3725
    @vinson3725 5 лет назад +66

    And my phone (Nokia 3310)
    is tsunami proof!

  • @ACrownofFlowers
    @ACrownofFlowers 6 лет назад +23

    This is really how it is sometimes if you have cerebral palsy and you go to play your games like me. Lol. I'm always knocking stuff over.

  • @sptony2718
    @sptony2718 6 лет назад +22

    Peanutbutter Jelly Keyboard Sandwich:
    1 jar of Peanut Butter
    1 Jar of Jelly
    2 My First Keyboards...

  • @Marichii1
    @Marichii1 6 лет назад +32

    ah. well. it's, uh, certainly peanut butter proof
    now i REALLY want some peanut butter

  • @maukator9907
    @maukator9907 5 лет назад +11

    Ah, yes. Finally. A Keyboard that i can use whilst eating the contents of an entire jar of peanut butter without utensils.

  • @guilibleworm1237
    @guilibleworm1237 5 лет назад +19

    nobody:
    Lgr:today were gonna run doom on a vending machine

  • @lilacbabyfur3540
    @lilacbabyfur3540 6 лет назад +6

    Love your enthusiasm LGR! Still watching your videos 2 years later. I wonder if they will make a MOUSE like that

  • @Sunbask
    @Sunbask 6 лет назад +10

    Honestly this would be an amazing product for my grandmother with low vision. It’s also in ABC format which would help! Thanks for the video

  • @FloppydriveMaestro
    @FloppydriveMaestro 6 лет назад +248

    If it was qwerty it may have been a good way for kids to learn typing. Shame

    • @FloppydriveMaestro
      @FloppydriveMaestro 5 лет назад +51

      @@enniopaone No but why teach them the keys in the wrong order. If you start them with this then move them to a proper keyboard they will just have to start again from scratch.

    • @christopherhaynes8633
      @christopherhaynes8633 5 лет назад +36

      @@FloppydriveMaestro At that age they are learning the alphabet still

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 5 лет назад +31

      Probably better to learn the alphabet in order than blind type.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 лет назад

      @@enniopaone I started using computers around 4 years old, when I was about 5-6 I already had a computer at home and it didn't take me long to stop searching for the keys I needed to use... I hated typing lessons. For me it was easier to type without using asdf. And besides, if you use another layout, you get confused. In my case I use ABNT2 (Brazil), and certain typing software didn't recognise additional keys.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 лет назад +3

      @@christopherhaynes8633 Not really, I started reading around age 4-5. Depends on the kid.

  • @ArcadeStunfisk
    @ArcadeStunfisk 5 лет назад +90

    Broke: "Brexit means Brexit."
    Woke: "Peanut butter-proof means peanut butter-proof."

  • @PhilStrahl
    @PhilStrahl 5 лет назад +44

    I would have gone with “X - Xebra” ;)

  • @emperorfaiz
    @emperorfaiz 6 лет назад +8

    Can't wait to play competitive CS:GO with this.

  • @Y3TT1_
    @Y3TT1_ 6 лет назад +63

    that was cool pre school software. lets try duke nukem 3d!

    • @zymosan99
      @zymosan99 6 лет назад +6

      which too is preschool software!

  • @Peasham
    @Peasham 6 лет назад +98

    I wonder how many fetishes Clint satisfied today

    • @_chipchip
      @_chipchip 6 лет назад +5

      Peasham I want to believe the answer is 0, but it's the internet so....

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 6 лет назад

      I remember rule 34 on lunch was page image for the definition. Sprite can was getting it on with a hot dog, so...

    • @Xorrak
      @Xorrak 6 лет назад

      I wonder how many fetishes Clint satisfied *for others* today
      FTFY

  • @Nymo
    @Nymo 6 лет назад +20

    The keyboard with all the food on it totally looked like some kind of Nickelodeon Double Dare challenge.

  • @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head
    @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head 6 лет назад +5

    "Can you play Duke 3D on a My First Keyboard with chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and milk?"
    I nominate this for GDQ 2020 donation challenge run

  • @A_Player
    @A_Player 6 лет назад +100

    12:05
    Oh no... Watching this makes me feel wrong. Very wrong.

    • @Xorrak
      @Xorrak 6 лет назад +1

      12:09 would be better time stamp

    • @dvdkolk
      @dvdkolk 6 лет назад

      yeah, all kinds of wrong, ALL THE WRONG!

  • @Kae6502
    @Kae6502 6 лет назад +7

    The two people who developed this keyboard are awesome. This a great product. It's well made, it achieves the goals it was designed for, and it passes the LGR peanut butter, syrup, and milk challenge (try that with a modern tablet computer. I dare you) . They deserve an award. Completely seal the case, make it Bluetooth, and it will still be a useful product today.Thank you LGR.

  • @Digithalis
    @Digithalis 6 лет назад +39

    wow..this is a great keyboard also for grandmas and grandpas ! :-)

    • @CyberneticEden
      @CyberneticEden 6 лет назад +8

      That really depends if that grandparent did or didn't learn how to type on a typewriter, which most likely would have existed during their time. I'd be really worried if they were from before the typewriter's invention.

    • @williamclapp9694
      @williamclapp9694 6 лет назад +4

      @@CyberneticEden Yeah, since my grandfather was taught how to type on a typewriter in highschool which helped him not have to deal with the actual fighting in the Korean War, though my grandma never learned how to type as a secretary as they used shorthand and I saw her book for it and yeah, it is confusing.

    • @badgerlordpatrick6493
      @badgerlordpatrick6493 6 лет назад

      Does it work with the Grampy Aught Six? The one that types in 400 point font and has a meatloaf for a cursor? From Compy?

  • @unusedaccount9130
    @unusedaccount9130 5 лет назад +9

    11:30 If the captions are turned on it says
    "there's no control and alt. So I've mapped the keys over here to *N, O, and P. Nope,* I"
    LOL

  • @hideofreakingkojima5457
    @hideofreakingkojima5457 5 лет назад +12

    15:12 "Look at this workstation. What a complete slob"

  • @2AMSOUL
    @2AMSOUL 6 лет назад +42

    kids need to play doom

  • @itsmemrnukki
    @itsmemrnukki 6 лет назад +18

    I like how you can make PBJ sandwiches on a keyboard

  • @onedeadsaint
    @onedeadsaint 6 лет назад +12

    "... it's got the whole aesthetic of children going on." _nervous laughter_

  • @ambient2153
    @ambient2153 5 лет назад +12

    ah yes, my favorite game to play in preschool.
    Duke Nukem 3D

  • @c4rt00nk1d
    @c4rt00nk1d 5 лет назад +5

    I can't wait for Peanut Butter Chocolate Syrup Milk Speedruns on the My First Keyboard

  • @JPLFlashComicsGeekdom
    @JPLFlashComicsGeekdom 6 лет назад +81

    Since reaching 1 million subs LGR has indeed lost his mind.. lmao all that food on that keyboard are you mixing both your channels up mate

  • @CheshireTomcat68
    @CheshireTomcat68 6 лет назад +8

    'It's kind of interesting...because I say so.' Fair enough!

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 6 лет назад +3

    Give 'em props -- it does what it says on the tin! And I find it amusing that you've used membrane keyboards far worse, from companies that presumably knew what they were doing from the word go, instead of a couple who had to learn as they went. XD That peanut butter/chocolate sauce/milk test was hilarious and kind of awesome in its own way. If only modern keyboards were that hardy!

  • @Arisius13
    @Arisius13 5 лет назад +1

    12:26 I don't know why but the look and sound of you smacking that peanut butter on the keyboard cracks me up.

  • @brettf3252
    @brettf3252 5 лет назад +15

    0:01 Honestly, “it seems like a bad fetish”

  • @runvnc208
    @runvnc208 6 лет назад +8

    Kidtech should come out with a 2019 USB version and hire Clint to be in the commercial. Or just use this video.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 лет назад +17

    Oh my god those audio files are so low-fidelity! I love it!

  • @maeganmonster
    @maeganmonster 6 лет назад +19

    First putting the Barbie computer in the oven, now this.

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis 6 лет назад +3

      He shoud start writing a cookbook, with mouth-watering dishes as: "fried computer", PB&J keyboard. and whatever he (or we) can come up with

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 5 лет назад +11

    What am I doing with my life. I’m watching a grown man playing with a children’s keyboard covered with peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk.

  • @theprofesser9797
    @theprofesser9797 5 лет назад +6

    Love hearing these “we had no knowledge but learned how to make it from scratch” stories