NO SARCASM. Next to this amazing goal, is this very very DEEP & profound phrase "doesn't flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it". ., powerful!
@@IllIllIllIllIIIYh but how tf would u even get that amount of power from that distant. Lots of players struggles to find the net without a goalkeeper even if they shoot normally
Look how Messi talked about his Mardona goal or his goal against Real Madrid from the midfield.. Huge difference Messi shy talking humbly and saying he was lucky.. while this hack Ronaldo acting like this for his goal like WTF
@@procrastinator4009 mate it’s one word that means “under appreciated”, so he’s telling the truth, and it’s “overused” because many comments are under appreciated
😂 i love these guys. Everyones like Messi this, Messi that---and i get it, i really do...but whatever; for me, my favorites will always be Cristi, Zlatan, and Ronaldinho. Those were the guys who taught me to love this game.
crazy thing is ronaldos kick wasnt really even all that special looking. rooneys was bettwr looking. it was the timing of the goal that made ronaldos bicycle kick great
Zlatan: close your eyes RUclips: it's closed Zlatan: now open it RUclips: it's opened Zlatan: what do you see? RUclips: You Zlatan: that's your new name now
The driver knows who is behind him. Simply when destination is reached the driver stops the cab and Zlatan gets off that's it no words are exchanged. So payment option doesn't even come up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan downloads an app, the app accepts Zlatan's terms and conditions.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂💔good one mate
😂😂😂😂😂
aaahhhaaahaaa
😂
When Zlatan decided to rest during a match that's when half-time was invented
Ahhhhhh 😂😂😂
Finally one I haven’t heard before! 😂
😅
that’s a good one, never heard of this one 😂
I love these types of comments 🤣
When Zlatan was a kid strangers were told not to talk to him.
Bad one
Good one
This is the only bad one i found here 😅
@@hazwan-vl5jy better get out from here
😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan once won a staring contest against a statue.
@@epticaladrian 🤣🤣🤣
And that statue Named Ishowspeed
😂😂😂😂
Excellent celle la !
Im confused what does that mean @chariouibouchaib4416
When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls by Zlatan.
underrated comment af
Shitzan* fixed
☝certified troll...don't engage if u don't wanna waste ur time..
🤣🤣🤣👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
@@benjaminghazi787 were talking about your first dad not the second one
Zlatan once had a race with time, Time is still running.
very underrated
underrated as fuck
Bruh this comment is just copied from other videos lol
@@Huobaojiqi fit here what the pro😑
@@superthon7762 tf??
Zlatan doesn't sleep, he gives the day a rest.
Best one
hahahahaha
Best possible answer
@@monkey.dluffy4063 binod
Zlatan was born with 8 balls, 2 he kept with him, and the remaining 6 are called the infinity stones.
😂bruh 💀
😂😂😂
Nah😂
2 he kept with gim
😂
Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell each other Zlatan stories.
Underrated
Very i mean very underrated
@@utsavkrsaha noo
No Jiren
Lmao
Zlatan doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.
😅👍
Awesome 🤣🤣
This is the best I've seen here🙌🏾💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
NO SARCASM. Next to this amazing goal, is this very very DEEP & profound phrase "doesn't flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it". ., powerful!
chuck norris joke, better hope chuck norris dont copyright you…….
When Zlatan was born the doctor said "Congratulations its a man"
Zlatan built the hospital he was born in
Underrated, but stolen...
@@endermantrainer You are stolen.
@@avb3065 ok pal
Zlatan starts a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Lol
Highly underrated comment! 😂
Ice cubes😂
whaat? 😂 hoow
Hahahhaha 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He scored a beautiful goal today and... But he should try from 40 metres"
Well said, Zlatan 😂
He should try win a champions league
Why he said 40 meters? His one was 27 meters. Can someone explain
His goal was without a goalkeeper in goal
@@IllIllIllIllIIIYh but how tf would u even get that amount of power from that distant. Lots of players struggles to find the net without a goalkeeper even if they shoot normally
@@OptimusSWE-ew8ji you're straight up delusional
they say Zlatan was the one who dropped an apple on Newtons's head
When Zlatan hires security guards,the guards feel safe
😂😂 good one
zlatan don't need security, security need zlatan
🤣
😁🤣
Nahhh... 🤣🤣🤣 This one's harrddd
Zlatan once killed two stones with a bird.
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best one I’ve seen in a really oversaturated/repetitive line of comments. Bravo 😂
😂 lmao
What a legend i cried when he retired we will miss Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Snowflake
Once a cobra bit Zlatans leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Cobra didn't bite zlatan
Zlatan bite cobra cuz he's the lion
I am the cobra and i want to bite you...😂
I am high now .but i love you.i am a male@@TITANxPREDATOR
@@TITANxPREDATORmacha
That was Chuck Norris..
@@NygmaNL no that was me . I love you. Pls reply asap. Do u love me
Zlatan’s Nike shirt reads ‘Already Done.’
Lol
dude good one
Best one
Zlatans nike: Already done it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When zlatan was born he slapped the doctors for not crying.
Look how Messi talked about his Mardona goal or his goal against Real Madrid from the midfield..
Huge difference Messi shy talking humbly and saying he was lucky.. while this hack Ronaldo acting like this for his goal like WTF
@@kevinyts7634ayo?
@@masdr2627why are you mad he isn't cocky if you know football you would know that's a winning mentality
@@masdr2627and this isn't even about Messi
Why am I burst laughing
When Neil Armstrong landed on moon,He saw Zlatan doing moonwalk there
Nah u ruined it
Man ruined the flow frr@@harnaikaujla3400
Was that the problem reported to Houston?
Please stop, you ruin this
Zlatan has no reflection in the mirror coz there is only one zlatan
Underrated 😂
When Zlatan left home, he told his father "You're the man of the house now"
very original.
@@darkmotherboard272 The comment section turned into a 2006 chuck norris comment section I added a chuck joke. Relax coomer.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
Okay... That's a really good one...🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan was in school, teachers raised their hand to speak to him.
Best one I’ve seen in awhile lol.
When Zlatan was born, he congratulated the God and said : buddy, you can retire in peace now
@@lukeecle117 😂
Good one
😂
While doing push ups, Zlatan doesn't lift himself, he pushes the earth down.
Haha 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh😅
Nah too much
When zombie bite Zlatan, the zombie became Zlatan.
Death once got a 'near-Zlatan' experience
🤯🤯
Underrated
😂😂😂😂
wtf 😂 Hooow?
Bruuh....
Zlatan never followed his dreams,his dreams followed him
Underrated 😂😂
1.3k likes but only one comment ????.......Let me add one more
@@ansarihifzul5756 let me add one more
Lemme add 1 more
LOL
Ronaldo’s goal was unbelievable but I can’t deny Zlatan’s was out of this world
Slatan's Chilena is the most beautifull goal in the history.
When Zlatan lifts weights, the weights need atleast 3-4 days of recovery time.
Once Zlatan had a race with time ,
Time is Still running
Bruhhhh 🤣
Yo 😂😂😂
@@itsme09-12-0V saw this comment already but stolen or not idk
😂
“When Zlatan forgets a word, it gets removed from the dictionary.”
Well Damn😭👍🏾
Lmao that’s a good one 😂
All these wierd zlatan fanboys
how would you know what word he forgot if he forgot that word?
@@eliasziad7864 ugh…..smh🤦🏽♂️
When the hospital has an emergency they dialed 911 to call zlatan
The big bang (around 4 billion years ago) was created from zlatan’s bicycle kick.
13
@@kaijeziorski 13.72 :)
Before Zlatan was born, the alphabets ended with "y".
wohhh🔥😮
Woaohhh 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Bruhhh
good one
Once a thief broke into Zlatan's house and the dog saved that thief from Zlatan.
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated
@@vibhutisrivastava2789overused comment 😐
@@procrastinator4009 mate it’s one word that means “under appreciated”, so he’s telling the truth, and it’s “overused” because many comments are under appreciated
Hahaha
when zlatan was shot, he told the shooter dont worry the pain will be gone soon.
When zlatan sits to drive a car, the car wears the seat belt.
When Zlatan takes a lie-detector test, the machine confesses evrythng.
😂😂😂😂😂
That's a funny shit bruh
Come on... wkwkwk🤣
😂 Wtf
buahahaha 😂🤣
"When Zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge."
SO UNDERRATED 🤣😂😂🤣
Lmao good one
Bruhh..😁😁🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
thats a good one, underrated
Zlatan does'nt play for the club, the club play's for Zlatan.
The big bang started when zlatan high fived chuck norris
They say when Zlatan goes online websites have to accept HIS cookies.
Underrated comment 😂
Bruhhh😂
Hahaha 😆
So underrated lol
Hahahahhahahaha
When Zlatan goes to buy beer, HE checks the cashier's I.D.
Lmao🤣🤣🇿🇦👍💯
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Good shit 😂
Shit made giggle🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cr7: Bicycle 5 meters away
Zlatan: Bicycle goal across the world.
when zlatan drops apple, newton invents gravity
when Zlatan's phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie
good one mate
he doesn't go to the theater to watch a movie he goes there to be watched.
Zlatan facts from 2018 and still new ones appear
😅
@@kanchanaperera7280💀
Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands, when he left, they were just called the Islands
💀
😝😝😝😝
😂😂😂💔😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Once Zlatan had a race with time ,
Time is Still running
Every time Zlatan makes a typo, the dictionary gets one word larger.
when Zlatan goes to the clinic the doctor is his patient.
when young zlatan goes to school late, the whole class is punished for coming too early
Dope!
If there was no emoji at the end, i would’ve laughed
@@dontreadthis888 okay
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan washes his hand,the water gets clean
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀
underrated comments it's just beautiful 😂😂💔😅
Lol
This is definitely one of the better ones but they are all good, brilliant sir
When Zlatan drinks water, the water feels hydrated.
Once mosquitos drank Zlatan's blood. Now we have killer bees.
Zlatan has a bear carpet in his room, it is not dead, it is just afraid to move.
Criminally underrated
This gonna blow up
Copied from a song
@@walterwhite4043 💀 all you say is copied bro
@@Saywhatnow-ht8ox Hard roast bro👏. Now please explain how.
When Zlatan smokes a joint, the weed gets high
Well actually....
This is the best one by far lmaooo
Zlatan once got into a staring contest with the mirror.
The mirror lost.
Zlatan doesn't see his reflection in a mirror, cuz' there's only one Zlatan.
Best one
Best one by far lol
This is gold.
Nope
where u all getting this from?
Zlatan's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Zlatan.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao😂😂😂
NIIICEEEEEE LMAO IM DEAD
How in the world u dont have that much likes ?
Underated
"When zaltan cuts onions then onions will cry"💀💀💀
“Zaltan” 💀
When Zlatan was running he doesn't moving. the earth is rotating 😎
When Zlatan calls someone, their phones only show one option: "Receive the call"
Loool underrated 🤣
😭😭😭
Terrifying 🤣🤣
How do y'all think this much😂😂🙏
👍
By far the best comment section I've seen in this style. Absolute bangers 🔥
Ikr
And why is the comment section like this?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's hilarious by god I'm in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cake4114 me too, literaly
I think you're destroying it😂 bro please delete i found only your comment difference
fr fr
When Zlatan drink a whisky, the whisky goes drunk 🗿
Zlatan didn't bicycle, it's the Earth that rotated around him.
I'd say rotated but still good comment
Best comment LOL
Omg lol
Jiren
Too far
Once Zlatan was in a cinema and his phone rang so they paused the movie.
And thats how they came up with the concept of intervals
@@rajatsingh5348 👍
Zlatan Plays Football❌️
Football Plays Zlatan✅️
mans d riding him hard
Zlatan: yeah hello who is this
When Zlatan was a student he aways missed two days of school that's why we have weekends 🦁
😂 i love these guys. Everyones like Messi this, Messi that---and i get it, i really do...but whatever; for me, my favorites will always be Cristi, Zlatan, and Ronaldinho. Those were the guys who taught me to love this game.
Once Zlatan robbed a bank, the bank apologised for keeping his money.
no comments? lemme fix that
@@MemeTeam6900no replys. Let me fix that to 2.
@@OXEJXD how's this
Good shit bro
250 LIKES!! and only 4 comments lemme fix that
"When I fought a boy on the street, my mum worried about him, not me."
- The Zlatan
When he fought a boy on the street, Zlatan's mom not worried about him, or the boy. She worried the boy's mother.
Fully story: Zlatan was 2 months old and the boy was high school national karate champion
@@tenzinnorzom3357 oh
@@tenzinnorzom3357 he was actually a sperm cell, truly incredible
@@Ahmadsaufi97 ☠️😳😳☠️
when Zlatan is on the internet, reCaptcha asks him "am i the internet?"
Nahh😂 this is underrated
When Chuck Norris was growing up, he wanted to be like Zlatan.
The perfect comment section doesn’t exi…
Bruh these comments😂😂🤣😂
Frr bro 😂😂
All these comments are so corny
@@smellyshart442 you know what is corny? The reflection you see in the mirror.
Go to gangsta paradise shorts comment section
Once Zlatan missed two days of school, now they are known as Saturday and Sunday
Edit: the comments😭
Edit: guys chill💀
Legendary comment!
Best comment
Zlaterday and zlatanday
😂😂😂😂🎉
😂🙏🏻
Zlatan doesn't retire from football, football is retired by Zlatan
As a ronaldo fan, zlatans bicycle kick goal is the greatest bicycle kick goal of all time, and of the the greatest goals in general ive ever seen
I dont know about the best in history...
But CR7's is better than Zlatan's 😎
Ffs, you like one piece. You dont know nothing about football
@@miguelal5607Van Bastens , Zlatans & Rivaldo’s is better than Cris Ronaldos
@@samuraininjarockstar9355тогда уже Марадона и Пеле лучше, чем всё остальные в истории футбола
@@2013tatarstan ????
Van basten and Zlatans are the greatest chilena goals ever
When Zlatan turns 18 his parents move out of the house.
This comment is underated
@@muhammadkhan5199 nah, its old asf.
overused
🤣🤣
Oscar goes to
Zlatan once got bitten by a snake. After 2 days of suffering, the snake died.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🪦 I almost dying
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Back then this kind of joke always associated with chuck norris
Zlatan bicycle kick is the greatest goal of all time
Header never been part of football until Zlatan goaled by head.
Zlatan doesn't need the world the world needs zlatan✔️
Zlatan is the person who calls 911 and ask their problem
I can actually see this happen 😂😂
Ask 'your emergency' you mean
😂
😂😂😂
Sorry but they don't have 911 in Sweden. 😅
When zlatan goes to the beach he doesn’t get a tan, the sun gets ZLA-TANNED.
Gold
Underrated
And the Nobel Prize for Literature goes to...
this is the best one
Hahahahahahah SOME ONE TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF THE TANNER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
crazy thing is ronaldos kick wasnt really even all that special looking. rooneys was bettwr looking. it was the timing of the goal that made ronaldos bicycle kick great
When Zlatan enters the courtroom, the judge stands up.
When Zlatan had his driving test, the examiner asked Zlatan if he had passed.
Lol
When Zlaten Decided to sleep, that's when night comes.
Gotta work on just a bit more
@@mangobananana emotional damage
@@mangobananana agree
That was zlatans 4th goal. The 3rd was a ridiculous free kick. He ripped england apart
Hugo Sanchez is the best striker in history, he was a gymnist and best at bicycle kicks
Well said!
Onions start crying when Zlatan is chopping them
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated
Ibrahimović z napastników strzelił najpiękniejszą bramkę w historii
Zlatan: close your eyes
RUclips: it's closed
Zlatan: now open it
RUclips: it's opened
Zlatan: what do you see?
RUclips: You
Zlatan: that's your new name now
When zlatan was born, he congratulate both his parents and the doctor.
Some good jokes in here, but this one was something else. Good one, sir!
Brooooo, u killed it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan was not born , he created himself
Was it a threesom
Congratulated his parents and slapped the doctor in the butt
When Zlatan drives, the police stops and shows their driving license to him
😂😂
Mad man😂
Cringe
😅😅😂💔💔 golden comments
excuse me lord, let us show you our driving licence real quick .
Zlatan once accidentally stepped on the Everest mount.
When Zlatan visits a hospital, the hospital becomes his patient.
"You can look in the whole wide world you will not find someone as humble as me"
-Zlatan
😂
pretty humble fir how great he is
Once Zlatan had a race with time ,
Time is Still running
My humility is actually one of my many talents
When Zlatan takes a taxi, the driver pays him
😂😂💔 his now the New Chuck Norris
@@JADE-vc3dt Yeah 😆
The driver knows who is behind him. Simply when destination is reached the driver stops the cab and Zlatan gets off that's it no words are exchanged.
So payment option doesn't even come up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@medicine1014 Lol exactly 😂
😂😂😂 this comment is gold
The stadium shakes from Zlatan's whisper